Joe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Joe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 81

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LIVE FROM ‪@homelesspimp‬ HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bagans and his haunted museum did not love Matteo werking around the place. The subway back tattoo is HOT! Patreon questions from the fans!
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00:00 Intro
00:53 Superheroes Were Always Gay
03:35 Best Time of Humanity
5:38 Italians Live forever
8:18 Work To Bang Matteo
11:27 Go To Italy As a Gay Man
12:34 Young Joey B Was Hott
15:55 Daily Indigenous People Apology
18:00 Be A Celebrity For a Day
19:32 UK Food?
20:35 Gay Frontlines
21:10 Chrissy Ads
23:23 Losing Smell
24:54 Elite Gays
26:54 Kid Needs Routine Babes
35:01 Catholic Guilt/ Great Advice
37:07 TiTi’s BF Is Not Getting Out Of Jail
39:29 Mariah, Streisand, Golden Girls
42:09 Chrissy Ads
43:33 Full Human Experience
44:52 Dating Advice for TiTi Jerry
47:01 Barbra Walters Is a Savage
50:25 Christories
51:21 Matteo’s Mexican Family
55:12 Matteo’s Family Talks to Ghosts
1:00:19 Newport Questions
1:01:45 Gym or Eggs
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@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын

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@doubled4950 Жыл бұрын

SHOUTOUT HOMELESS PIMPY AND TITI 🙌🙌🙌

@cumeatsenergordon Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! See you in Milwaukee!

@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын

How do you not know about the Vatican? One hand washes the other, but both hands.... 🙏 Washa di cocca

@VulcanM61 Жыл бұрын

I highly doubt you are coming to my city in Bodø Norway🖕😂

@MsBeachbum25 Жыл бұрын

Pimpy just completely ignoring the edits Matteo asked for 😂

@JoshJr98 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy uncensored

@talyaalkins3484 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is never a boring guest! I watch him on any podcast he’s on.

@antisurgeongeneral1696 Жыл бұрын

I do the opposite

@timothykyllonen9628 Жыл бұрын

@@antisurgeongeneral1696 yeah a bit much

@MattIsntYoung 8 ай бұрын

@antisurgeongeneral1696 a year later and literally nobody cares 🤷‍♂️

@ohoward512 Жыл бұрын

Mateo is what Chris' inner soul is made of.

@josephestrada982 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭

@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын

lol

@MrVacca Жыл бұрын

Facts

@hollymartin4717 Жыл бұрын

I love that the straight man's under the covers while the gay man is on top the covers on edge of the bed🤣 chrissycuddles😁

@VulcanM61 Жыл бұрын

Hes hiding that badussy

@ohoward512 Жыл бұрын

Mateo is the gay one, but Chris is the one under the sheets. Incredible .

@DepthFromAbove Жыл бұрын

Protecting himself because he wouldn’t say no 👀

@ludmillagutomo Жыл бұрын

O Howard & DepthFromAbove : 😂😂😂

@Simplyjordann Жыл бұрын

@@DepthFromAbove hahahah

@BrooklynGreg718 Жыл бұрын

Matteo: "Edit that out" Pimp: Edits nothing out.

@michaeldrew. Жыл бұрын

I like nothing is ever edited out when the guest asks 😂 great episode

@DolphinRichTuna Жыл бұрын

Matteo is one of those few comics that is always an amazing guest no matter the show.

@kendamartins2930 Жыл бұрын

I love that chris doesnt get half of matteos jokes. I am crying 💀

@scumdog666 Жыл бұрын

When Matteo was like "It's the capital of the Gays" and Chrissy took it seriously, and Matteo touched his arm like "bless your heart" lol

@DepthFromAbove Жыл бұрын

Trying not to be cancelled is hard.

@MattIsntYoung 8 ай бұрын

@@DepthFromAbovehuh

@DepthFromAbove 8 ай бұрын

@@MattIsntYoung you’re too young, Matt.

@beccapineda3765 Жыл бұрын

I am dying at the fact that every episode there’s someone who says “ooo actually edit that out” and it never is 💀💀💀

@Eblis840 Жыл бұрын

I'm not gay but Matteo and Chis in bed has me pitching a "broken back mountain" tent. ⛺

@vincemcmahon1383 Жыл бұрын

You gay it's 2022 come out the closet tehehe

@gypsygirl9 Жыл бұрын

Sounds pretty damn gay to me😮

@greta_van_fleet2842 Жыл бұрын

Man!!!! Ti-Ti Jerry and Matteo on the Chrissy chaos podcast together would be hilarious

@lukasschrauber Жыл бұрын

Chrissy and Matteo have such a good chemistry. Love them individually, love them even more together.

@PearlDrumsHead Жыл бұрын

Matteo: He told me to not say his name so blank it out Chris and Pimp agree Me watching the episode: They didn’t 🤦🏻‍♂️ *Edit after getting through the episode… you missed both of them Pimpy

@Eblis840 Жыл бұрын

That you Gillette? How's the weather in Spain? Hope everything's going well.

@B-RaDD Жыл бұрын

25:15

@connorsampson754 Жыл бұрын

He's editing 5+ podcasts. It must be tough lol

@MattIsntYoung 8 ай бұрын

@@B-RaDD25:08

@hardcorehage Жыл бұрын

Classic Episode and Matteo has no reason to believe he is a bad guest. I die laughing every podcast I hear him on.

@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын

YASSSS NEED THAT CHAOS BABES!!!

@PearlDrumsHead Жыл бұрын

You didn’t blank out Matteo’s Spanish bf’s name 🤦🏻‍♂️

@lordfordification Жыл бұрын

@@PearlDrumsHead I just got to that part. Why don't "producers" take notes? I feel like "podcast producer" is the easiest job in the world because comedians don't know how to use computers. Plus you get free travel wherever they go.

@morgandawn6413 Жыл бұрын

Leaving the name in was probably purposeful

@WesleyB-Rook Жыл бұрын

Nobody: Chris: “We aren’t just talking about gay stuff cause you’re here” Proceeds to make 90% of the podcast about Matteo being gay lol

@jayy8375 Жыл бұрын

Literally can’t get enough of Matteo

@b0bbyz Жыл бұрын

I had my headphones on watching the podcast. My wife walked in and asked why am I watching two dudes in bed? Then I asked her which one do you think is gay? She said the guy on the right 😂

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 4 ай бұрын

No lie.

@vi0letrei Жыл бұрын

The comparison to Ganondorf had me scream laughing 😭

@shitisbigtime Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo that was amazing

@moni13000 Жыл бұрын

I literally died. He’s such a dork and I absolutely love it! 🤣

@claytenney732 Жыл бұрын

Mateo we absolutely love you don’t be so self conscious about the episodes I’d listen to you talk about nothing for hours 😆

@AlliRobbins86 Жыл бұрын

"I've got lots of questions for Gwyneth Paltro" killed me 😆 🤣

@LiterateDuck Жыл бұрын

Notice how Chris looks into Matteo’s eyes when he talks but doesn’t do that with anyone else? I know a man in love when I see one.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 4 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@anneboostrom2810 4 ай бұрын

Love Matteo and love Chrissy. I could watch them together all day! 💖💖💖💖💖💖

@bopshi Жыл бұрын

MATTEO you did fucking amazing we love you so much i’m so glad you got on Chrissy Chaos! i’d love to see Titi Jerry and Matteo collab

@Him62384 4 ай бұрын

Distefano always gets giddy when Mateo compliments him 😂

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 4 ай бұрын

Boy crush.

@billymac5481 Жыл бұрын

These 2 have great chemistry

@rontoothaker4045 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is so funny. These two together is always a good time. Loved this ep.

@lenoardcoetzee9538 Жыл бұрын

For a moment I thought I was watching “In bed with Joan Rivers “. Then I realize I was! Chrissy and Mateo; you are a match made in Montreal. Thanks guys. Yet another banger from my favorite funny man. Love and respect from SA. 😎

@michaelwheeler6264 Жыл бұрын

When she said you won't cancel the trip because air bnb is to expensive. My response would have, "We can't cancel the trip but we can cancel it for you." And everyone else goes.

@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын

For real lol she needs a little reality check for that smart mouth!

@jeanlois2126 Жыл бұрын

Matteo you were an excellent guest, im happy I got to know more about you!

@hookset4137 Жыл бұрын

I know that cologne its called Smell my finger #5 by davidson. It smells like weed and salt and vineger potato chips.

@itsJayrivera Ай бұрын

Matteo fully asking them to bleep the name, and the audio fully coming through unbleeped 🤣🤣🤣

@Thegabub Жыл бұрын

15:00 Chris is talking about the Land Acknowledgment in Canada

@TeaGF Жыл бұрын

My heart lit up 💝 my grandfather is a residential school survivor. He didn't say enough but just hearing it brought up by one of my favorite comedians is gr8

@demacto13 Жыл бұрын

Matteo’s never a boring guest, always listening to them whenever they do podcast

@1Chatty2Connie3 Жыл бұрын

The Zelda reference made me fall in love with Matteo more than I ever thought I could

@fumamonourequiem Жыл бұрын

Yes, but I’m weak emotionally 🤣

@OpenMicHeroes Жыл бұрын

I was showing my boss something about work productivity on my phone and this podcast was paused in the corner of the screen I noticed him focusing looking down there and then I realized there was 2 handsome dudes in a hotel bed. So long story short now my boss thinks I'm fully gay. Livin in the FOG baybayyy.

@zoso1up Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@OpenMicHeroes Жыл бұрын

@@zoso1up he's now looking at me differently its getting weird. I guess I'll have to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!

@marniebrimhall986 Жыл бұрын

Great pod! We love Matteo 🤩❣️

@RainbowOwl24 Жыл бұрын

Omg I loved this!!! Chris did SO great!! I hope he does more podcasts in the future. I would LOVE if he and his brother did one together. They are HILARIOUS when they are on TV interviews together so I think they would be awesome if they did a podcast together or made their own.

@mike.yy.y.y4700 Жыл бұрын

I know without a doubt this is Chrissy's favorite episode 🤣

@geogent6655 Жыл бұрын

My husband and I were legally married in the Netherlands in 2009. We're 70yrs young and have been together since 1971. Great session 👍👍🌈🌈🌈

@MrConor12344 Жыл бұрын

Whoever does the time stamps bless your heart

@lisaliberty5872 Жыл бұрын

Thank you both for this. I truly adore you both and look up to you as professionals and comedians. Jesus, if more people were like you guys we would be better off

@jonnygranville281 Жыл бұрын

Some pods I can't hear in my earbuds at work. I work in a pretty loud machine shop but I can ALWAYS hear the audio on Chrissy D'S Pod. He comes in hot and loud. Thanks Pimp.

@WildBlueAngel1000 Жыл бұрын

omg the editing of Trudeau in blackface made me spit out my drink. Fuckin' hilarious. I love this duo and would love a regularly occuring pod YASSSSS

@kevinlewis829 Жыл бұрын

I will never be able to unsee Chrissy looking like Ganondorf. Perfect comparison.

@III-vg4dp Жыл бұрын

Matteo's bit about Storm at the beginning was great.

@Lord_frosted 6 ай бұрын

Love watching you two together 💖🫶🏻

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 4 ай бұрын

Man crush.

@deluxe4116 Жыл бұрын

Awesome pod!! Love Matteo!

@d.lowery4933 Жыл бұрын

Chrisssy is so in love.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 4 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@giavannawilliams6217 Жыл бұрын

Not Matteo worried about if he was entertaining… I was super excited for this episode just seeing him in the thumbnail 💖

@alexandrabediako3152 Жыл бұрын

❤️ Matteo! He's such a great pod guest! Would love to see his comedy live!

@JustineSHarrison Жыл бұрын

Mateo said to Chris to just go to the Vatican if he wants to be gay in Italy 😂

@poopnoodle9563 Жыл бұрын

That Trudeau clip FUCKIBG KILLED ME

@katob25 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is my fav!! Love this!

@Wills4gottenbday Жыл бұрын

Yaaaasss been waiting for this tag team

@daddydeeppocketz Жыл бұрын

Best poddy woddy on the youtubes

@dylangreer4605 Жыл бұрын

Loaded the tube and this was posted 4 seconds ago. Somehow i just knew

@rytheguy13 6 ай бұрын

I love you both about 100% more knowing that you are friends. You actually remind me of me and my best friend 🤣

@anthonylarussa6941 Жыл бұрын

Matteo always hilarious

@MrVacca Жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this episode since I saw the post on the Patreon!

@phinnybeans7835 Жыл бұрын

This was a great podcast i loved it so funny

@jspot512 Жыл бұрын

Love the podcast

@cveroespinoza Жыл бұрын

Matteo…you are fun…not boring at all. Love your impersonations.

@roastarena Жыл бұрын

1:59 Chris said, "Stop trying to buy me superheroes mom.." Hes like I love my dolls.. 🤣🤣 I'll never stop! I'm in the fog!

@americasfavoritebrazilian2399 Жыл бұрын

This Podcast was flaming Two flamingos in a hotel room lol

@dustynutz4982 Жыл бұрын

Omfg matteo comparing Chrissy to Ganondorf is perfect

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy Жыл бұрын

4:40 Pimp, dude you're brilliant with the editing. So subtle but so effective and so hilarious.

@mrblf652 Жыл бұрын

Great episode.

@malloryhauck 6 ай бұрын

❤❤❤ awesome podcast

@LNarciso3 Жыл бұрын

The photo shoot at the end was priceless

@allikat6300 Жыл бұрын

Screamed for the Zelda reference! Great EP!!!

@DocPortland Жыл бұрын

This is outstanding 😊

@Simply_chase Жыл бұрын

Only 50k, matt is hilarious

@raidertj1809 Жыл бұрын

Why does young Joe Biden look exactly like Chrissy? 🤣😂🤣🤣

@MrVacca Жыл бұрын

I love that they say edit this out, two big edits yet they are still in 😂

@discobeatbox Жыл бұрын

A+ episode !!!!

@justingo8398 Жыл бұрын

Matteo was great! Hope to see him on the pod again

@irinagal6789 Жыл бұрын

Excellent do more lol pleasssssse

@revmaxproductions Жыл бұрын

I finally figured it out, Chris is the live action version on Stan Smith from "American Dad".

@cat.batshon Жыл бұрын

More like a grown up Johnny Bravo. Or he man.

@DanielleSnyder Жыл бұрын

I love him! Bring him backkk!

@wanderingfool27 Жыл бұрын

Mateo is the best chaos guest for sure

@jmaice83616 Жыл бұрын

Mateo Lane!!!! Finally! Been waiting for this one for a while! I know it was teased on the patreon and I know sometimes the videos don't drop right away and it's cool, I've just been waiting for this one is all I'm saying! Mateo is the man! I'm not gay, but even he makes me think twice about my sexuality! 😉

@nonope9700 Жыл бұрын

Came for Matteo. Stayed for Pimpys editing skills. 😂😂😂

@jameshyres633 Жыл бұрын

Thank u Chris !Matteo needs to do more pods like this next is rogan I’ve been a fan since lane did flagrant sooooo under rated I’m a 36 yo straight construction worker from jersey just saying funny is funny love this