“This is a must-win game for both teams.” -Joe Buck, on game seven

Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Touchdown.

“That is a disgusting act!”

He probably just said, "Touchdown, no flags"

He called Michael Vick "Michael Dick" during an Eagles game once.

Touchdown no flags.

His Dad, Jack Buck, is a legend and treasure for Saint Louis.

I thought he did all of his calls while he was sleeping. I’m shocked he got up to piss.

Baaaaaaack at the WAAAAALLLLLLLL !!! *peeing against the trash can wall*

mitchell. mitchell. mitchell. down at the 25.

I've never liked Joe Buck but I thought he had a great call during the final out of the 2016 World Series for my Cubs.

Joe buck is a godly announcer he just needs to be more exiting

I've always liked Joe Buck but he over reacted on The Randy Moss fake moon thing.

I wanted to know if he said "Ohhhhhhh, that was such a great touchdown..." as he finished his pee.

I'm the only one who likes Joe buck lol

Never thought a trash can could be lucky, LOL.

I like Joe Buck. He’s really improved over the years

This is just amazing.

People shit on Buck, but he's aight. it's just a trend to hate on him.

The way he describes this I'm imagining him narrating himself. "DOWN TO THE FIVE, HE'S PEEING! TOUCHDOWN, NO FLAGS 🙌🏾"

I had to hit the head.. what did I miss?

My theory is that anyone who hates Joe Buck would probably love Gus Johnson.

Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public school I had attended was also trying to get into Burroughs, so I tanked that test. Come fall, I was a seventh-grader at St. Louis Country Day School (known as CODASCO for short), whose famous alums include Vincent Price and John Danforth. And so began a year of sheer living hell. Most of the kids at CODASCO came from monied families, while I was this socially inept middle-class kid who wore the same Sears-bought suit every day. I was an immediate target. One of my classmates was Joe Buck, the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. Joe was kind of a big, fat kid, but he had all the airs of social entitlement. Typical of the kind of stupid crap Buck would pull on me was to ask me if I "knew" my mother or to mock my attire. On more than one occasion, he was one of the ringleaders as five or six kids would decide to simultaneously throttle me. But the final indignity came on a spring afternoon when we had gym class. We all changed into our standard-issue t-shirts and shorts and trotted out to the baseball field. All, that is, except Joe Buck, who bolted out of the locker room about a minute behind the rest. And when gym period was over, and we returned to the locker room, there were my Docksides-knockoff loafers, filled with the acrid stench of urine. Buck denied it, and the gym teacher didn't really give a shiat. I had to wear my gym sneakers the rest of the day, then tearfully explain to my parents what had happened. They decided to press the issue, and it culminated in Joe and his mom and my mother and I all meeting with the headmaster. Joe denied it, I couldn't prove it, and the headmaster made us shake hands. I knew the remaining months were only going to be worse. The group beatings and mockery intensified. I barely passed my way through the seventh grade, and the next year I was back in public school. The torment continued -- hey, I was a real dork -- but at least it was free. Look, kids can do cruel things. Joe was looking to be one of the guys, and I was an easy mark. He couldn't have any idea that my home life was simultaneously crumbling, and that what could have been a respite (time in school, away from home) was instead just compounding my nightmare. I suppose I should forgive the guy. But I can't. I've managed to slog through a pretty respectable career as a writer. Joe, with his family ties and -- even I have to admit -- considerable talent, is the voice of FOX Sports. And every time I watch a marquee sporting event on FOX, I can't help but pause and reflect that, all those many years ago, that prick pissed in my shoes.

Steven's expressions are just priceless :D

The way he talks is a lot like Steve Carrel(not the way he sounds obviously)

The only reason Joe Buck still has a job is because he's just such a recognizable voice

He was acting pretty smug until that daddy comment was thrown at him

He has the voice and the genes, and that's all you need

Go to 0:33 and pause. And let’s just admire joe buck’s face in this amazing moment 😂

I expect somebody to find a recording of that touchdown call.

Love the band's music

As you can see (or I guess hear), there is a lack of cheering

Joe wants call was your worst All of them lol I love joe

Anybody can find the clip of his peeing touchdown call?

Watching Colbert since his role as one of the writers and "high status idiot" teacher on strangers with candy. He is such a talented writer and great at just being.

getting paid millions of dollars ill piss on anything

Best comentary i love This guy

Epic anecdote!

Like every veteran sportscaster doesn't have that peeing story.

*last name* hits one in the air to *field*, backkkk at the walllll and gone

Joe buck looks like the coach that you first see at round table at the team party

His voice is iconic.

Anyone with the clip of the Packers game where that happened?

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Joe buck sits down to pee

Lol I know It’s nothing secret that topics are talked about beforehand, but you can TOTALLY tell this topic was rehearsed eariler! Lol

I'm not a football fan, but this man in an American hero. That is some serious dedication to the game.

Joe is a great sports broadcaster. Enjoy his calls.

"We managed to find a clip of this game... Jimmy?"

Mitchell......Mitchell....Mitchell....Down to the 25...

He doesn't shut up i like listening to the noise in between, the silence between the pitch the silence HE RUINED IT

Joe buck gets older every week

I can understand the hate before 2013, but since then he has been a great announcer. Examples: Cubs World Series ending and Stefon Diggs touchdown against saints

*i once won a madden game while peeing*

BACK AT THE WALL

Now we have to wear catheters in the booth. Thanks Joe Buck…

Fox and cbs talking together NBC: *uh oh* *UH OH*

People hate Joe Buck but This guy is good for TV

Back at the wall...

This explains the Mitchell call.

the first time in television history you could hear the background music when a guest is revealed

He’s legend for that story

Joe Buck: Keeper of the Man Cards

This needs to go on Brockmire!

Legendary status

Wow the audience was so excited.

i love stephen colbert

well thats just another reason to hate Joe Buck

Caught by Tyree. How is that not his worst...aka the helmet catch

Joe Buck's elongated head gets even longer every time he inserts, then extracts it from his arse. Eerily starting to look like something on the show Ancient Aliens. As a physics professor, I'll wait until "they" land before I offer my opinion.

Joe buck wrote the way you take time

Mitchell... Mitchell.... Mitchell... Mitchell....

He's the Ram on The Masked Singer

Tom Brady walks onto the field, no flags

Damn who knew joe buck actually had emotion

Love me some BUCK!

Mitchell.....Mitchell.....Mitchell down at the 20

It’s weird listening to him when he is not commentating

It was probably the Mitchell touchdown lol

@6:00 You got the wrong girlfriend, Silly head!

insanely unpopular opinion i like joe buck

At least Joe Buck has some Integrity he didn't pick the low-hanging fruit just to get people to clap for him and he said he would want to be in the White House even though he knows that Colbert show is definitely the entrance to an echo chamber

Ok guys so now we know, to have a small bladder makes you a great broadcaster

Come on sports people...find this clip

The GOAT for MLB broadcasting

Woulda been funnier if they didn’t ruin the story in the title

not a fan of joe buck and troy aikmen broadcasts. rather my team play on cbs or nbc. has always been this way.

My only experience with Fantasy Sports was the name of a single team, it was called 'Joe Buck's Smugness'.

Inside the broadcast Booth everybody i'm Joe Buck alongside hall of fame Troy aikman

Mitchell...Mitchell....Mitchell...Down at the 20

Emmy Award winning? Who’d he pay off for that?

So is that what he was doing on the Mitchell play too?

Sup hair plugs

Does Stephen decide who he has when on the show? Or does CBS decide?

MItchell....Mitchell.........Mitchell............Mitchell

Joe Buck brings the nation together as a whole. We as a sports world all come to agreement on one simple precedence… Joe Buck is the worse sportscaster, period, end of statement. The creator of the hideous sounds of all athletic events.

I thought it was shit since that's what spews out of his mouth every time he does a NY Giants game. I mean make it more obvious you hate the G-Men. Yea his dad was a good announcer. Joe Buck is not.

I want to know which touchdown it was.......

What game was this pee situation?

well his calls are “piss poor” am I righttt??