Will there be a second season? Love this show!

KZfaq uploaded 3 days ago Comments 6 days ago Conclusion I haven’t refreshed in a bit

I got a phone call a few weeks back. The woman on the phone said I was in a car crash and it wasn't my fault, she then goes on to tell my how she's going to settle my claim and get me my compensation. She then started to ask me questions about the incident, this is when I ask her to hold on 2 seconds, I call over my dog and get her to bark down the phone nonstop 'as I get the pen and paper', I then picked the phone up and said I've got my details ready and something to make notes with. She gets me to tell her about the incident, how I was sat at the crossroad, my light went green and this F15 runs his red light and slides wiped me out of nowhere. At this point she gets the next person to take my details. I tell him the same story, nothing still believed me. He gets to the point of closing, starts to ask me for my bank details. I start to thank him for this money, how it's a great thing being able to use it and buy a new car. I think he finally clicked when I told him 'it's got to be hard to stop at the lights flying one of them thing',he asked me to tell him the story from the start. So, I go through the whole story and get to the point where I first see the on coming vehicle, ''it was moving fast, I was side on to it'' '' Okay and what did it look like?'' ''It was a greeny, brown, missiles on the wing, I'm sure he was way lower than his airspace'' He jumps in with ''what do you mean missiles?'' ''Well they were under the wing, I'm lucky one of them didn't explode on impact, they do some damage'' For some reason the phone went dead after that. I don't think they can pay out on car vs fighter jet.

I do, but I often play around too James Vietch also does this too check out Ted Talks

@@william_design yeah, I noticed that, the one about Solomon and the gold scam, and it was word for word the same!

What a wonderful offer! Please post your bank details and ID card and I'll transfer the money straightaway.

@@302Diane It seems the details of my credit card are missing. Maybe this can help explain kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gcCGhrSItb3ae30.html 😀

I am not interested in that kind of thing. Consult me only on bake!

I can do a tenner and a pack of wine gums, deal?

Shut up and take my money!

This is what sardonic humor is like. It's not as popular nowadays as non-sardonic humor. This may be the reason why you're unfamiliar with it. But the British are masters at it. Or used to be.

Dude... My man. That’s not what I’m referring to.

the british are he isnt..

Hes a normal gay person. Not one of those REALLY CAMP ONES THAT ARE FAKING IT

Chaotic neutral

James veich look him up

Diamond Ocean bold of you to assume I don’t know who James Veich is and is just as chaotic lol

@@diamondocean68 I was trying to remember this guys name, thank you!

What if James veich Joe lycett and James Acaster all work together and takeover the world

tianah banana I for one, would welcome our pasty, chaotic overlords

I love Joe but that position is quite contested as gays all over the world are trying to come on top.

@@hiroyoshi00 This gay is quite happy being the bottom actually 😎

@@raeburnoliver6334 lmao

lol same

Thought he said 'vegay' as in vegan and gay lol hahaha x thanks for clarification haha x

Fancy Mason tbh I prefer James Veitch

@@booteefullmushtash8387 Yeah, fair enough. I just like Joe's sense of humor, it's a lot more campy, where as (whilst I haven't seen much of James) his sense of humor to me seems a lot more dry.

At least Joe isn’t being accused of sexually assaulting multiple women

Melissa McCauley what happened

@@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 not late, but James has been accused of inbrebiating/convincing college freshman girls to have sex with them. There have been r*pe claims involved

One MercilessMing brilliant

@@enyamccarthy7849--Thank you for the kind words. I really love the English language, whether it's UK, USA, or AU. There are well over a half million words with which one can play.

@@onemercilessming1342 👍😂 Well done ❗ And if you enjoy languages and wordsmithing, try German! Very precise, and once you get the hang of it, very productive. 😉

@@BigMamaDaveX--I took one quarter of German in college. I saw the interrelationship between German, Dutch (which my maternal grandfather spoke), and English. German was my least favorite language (sorry). My favorite? Learning Lithuanian, the language of my paternal grandfather. It's quite a challenge.

One merciless, that is brilliant wordplay!

If she hassles you about it, just reply with "consult me only on bake"

@@stevenhale2935 LOL love that. She’s cool, tho. It’s just that she’s on the religious side, so she’s having a crisis of conscience but I’m slowly winning her over with facts and science. I pointed out to her that homosexuality exists throughout the animal kingdom and her brain shutdown for awhile. She loves me and is nowhere near as bad as I’m probably making her sound.

@@isabellaangeline2175 I always kind of feel bad for people like that. Dealing with the cognitive dissonance is a lot harder than some people realize

Nobody cares

@@larapalma3744 I care.

was just thinking that

Tbf, they could have meant they had multinational clients. It's still a funny bit though.

Who the duck is James Veitch?

James Bcaster I’m not sure if that’s a pun or a spelling mistake

James Veitch started doing this

Definitely, he has a TedTalk and quite a lot of stand up videos. His gold scam is way better because he escalated the deal and made them use code.

James Veit h popularuz3d it but many people have been doing this for several years

Like my response when someone tells me to have a go at minecraft and I say no thanks. They then proceed to tell me how good it is and how much I would enjoy it if I just give it a go.......the fact you are going to such lengths tells me I probably wouldn't like it.

@@monkchips yo thats just someone trying to share an interest with you my guy; nobody ever convinced you to go see a movie?

@@hiitsme2612 There are a select few people who I would possibly take a recommendation from. It's less than 5 people.

@@monkchips yikes; shame were on youtube and you clicked on a recommended video tho :)

@@hiitsme2612 it wasn't recommended. I saw him on 8 out of 10 cats.

guitarfrozenintime haha I only just got this 😂

Oh, I assumed it was because the emails were going Inda Bin

@@indrocringe5576 smart cookie

Me, what a joker, love him lol

yasssssssssssss

Yeeees

It gets better. The attorney messaged on the 5th. Joe replied on the 4th. 😂 😂 These are just all fake I assume

@@santroization also, his reply saying "sorry to hear she has died" was apparently sent at exactly the same time as the now dead Christine emailed him on the 4th haha. So she sent him an email at the exact moment he emailed her solicitor saying he was sorry to hear of her death a day before he was told about it and despite the fact she had just emailed him

Also scambaiting long precedes both of them.

No one is saying he’s a copy people are just comparing them because they both waste scammers’ time

@@chazmeister0710 No, there are some Veitch fan bois around in here. They need to know that you can be a fan of someone without giving up all your self respect to throw tantrums on the social media pages of other comedians just because they do similar comedy.

@@isabellaangeline2175 funniest thing is they're throwing tantrums for a joke guy ahahaha

i have never found it possible to not love Mr Lycett.

@@lisasommerlad1337 I know. My tickets are already booked for more more more. I can't wait.

@@kcunningham064 lucky you!! i am on the other side of the world., so please pass on my fondest, warmest, and only just short of creepiest regards.. and have a briiliant time! : ) he is a gift to humanity. especially for times like this.

@@lisasommerlad1337 aww I will. Maybe he will get over to you soon.

@@kcunningham064 thank you,. for now, am thankful for the internet. have a lovely time, and please stay safe.

That's absolutely the best description of him I have ever heard

Can I get my free toaster

@@thomaslucas8509 There is no bonanza going on.

@@CrebbiGames Hahahaha =)

@@cassuttustshirt4949 And even if there was, CONDITIONS WOULD APPLY.

love the profile pic

A couple of days ago I got a burst of messages from a scammer in my native language, and the text was surprisingly good.

that was an excellent use of this language! thank you!

Its a trick... Hes trying to scam us!

me too

@@acay5722 :0 Thank you for the warning, dear Acay. I would like to send you 14 million dollars worth of Gold as a thank you.

Mood

of love...

that was wondeful

I swear they get lost in their own lies, it’s some kind of dissociation tactic or something. So they don’t get ridden with guilt about their “job” of robbing people.

That's excellent. I've always wanted to reply with something along the lines of "Thanks for bringing this to my attention, I contacted the bank and they used the money in my account to cover the 'transfer fees' so I didn't need to pay anything upfront. Cheers!"

Plus scambaiting has been around for basically as long as email scammers have.

@@MuchWhittering and is a necessary tradition.

Idk why people think things can only be done by one person, ever. Imagine telling a baker they can’t bake, someone else they know already does that so they’re stealing.

Even if Joe did copy James Veitch, it'd still be great as the content is still funny. I think more comedians should do this.

Fortunately, I don't know who James Veitch is.

Just look up James veitch

good point

I don't consider he stole the content from James veitch

Polly Pocket he stole the content from james veitch.

Indeed

Oh my goodness I thought I was the only one who got these!

Omg i have loads of these! Told me his wife had died, then that his wife had stolen all his money so couldn't use PayPal so I had to send over my bank information so he could send money 😂😂

Karen, you’re a genius we gotta do this 😂

What do you mean? "On bake"?

@Science Saint // SS19 I did I just can't remember what he said

Kampamba Chomba ooOoOoOoOooOoOooOoOoOooOoOoOoOo JEALOUS

Wait, since when are metres equivalent to degrees Fahrenheit? Distance and temperature are two very different concepts, I think you got your conversions muddled up somewhere. Still an interesting factoid though.

​@@Snowfox456: oh damn... it is a joke to mock imperial measurements... should I really add a laughing smiley after that? -_-'

@@SyntaxTerr0r Fahrenheit is a really bad one to use for a joke like this - after all, there are places that use the metric system but use Fahrenheit, and the UK, which uses imperial for some things and metric for others, uses Celsius.

Its almost if channel 4 steal content to stay relevant

Bang on

James veitch is the OG Scam Scammer. This guy is just a cheap imitation

James is so much funnier any way

It feels like an exact copy of James 🙄

They're not equally funny.

And I've actually never heard of james

Yes, unfortunately Joe's style is exactly the same as Robin Cooper used in his "Timewaster Letters", which have been around since 2005.

No, it's James Veitch ripoff 😅

BRILLIANT!!!!