I would not be mad if every episode was about ufos and life’s mysteries

Tim definitely used to remind the teacher to collect the homework.

This guest is so hard headed lol Joe left him speechless several times 😂

Why does Tim Pool sound like he's talking in 2X playback 😂

Joe: How often do scientists go to the Congo to study chimps? Chimps: Why does he always drag us into every argument?

Should switch the title of this clip to 24 mins of Joe telling Tim he's wrong

Tim is one of those people who thinks they're a high IQ skeptic because they don't allow themselves to entertain conspiracy theories, but a true skeptic would be able to consider the possibility and not care what others might think of them.

I’m a ufo and would like to explain why we are here. We are here to fly and chew bubble gum, and we are all out of bubble gum. Thanks for filming us in the skies and to all our fans.

Tim sounds like the voice at the end of radio commercials that is telling you the terms and conditions all sped up.

"Jamie, pull up that photo of the wolf walking on two legs."

Joe is so knowledgeable and has his own way of making things that are easily understood. He broke it down, and had perfect rebuttal. Love it.

Joe's correct, it's jetpack that they had since the '70s, the older one only flew for about 30 seconds and it was out of fuel. The new ones that they have now you can fly for up to 20 minutes, they're awesome but they're like $200,000

"Have you seen a man fly?" "No" "I did. I have a friend called Willy, shout-out to Willy"

Anybody else hate where KZfaq moved the comment section?

People are looking down at their phones instead of looking up.

This story brings up memories.. I've seen a UFO/UAP a circular craft with five lights stop directly above us one night. But anyways when I was younger I was out haying a field the clouds were low and dark. But the odd part was the perfect circle that went straight up through the clouds. I wonder If it was a craft.

Every time aliens come up on the show, Joe switches to interviewing himself 😂

Eddy Bravo is at home watching this, pacing back and forth, spewing his thought’s out loud to himself

What are the odds I’m watching this 4 years to the date it was uploaded

Thank God Joe Rogan can articulate well. This is such common sense and people who want to identify as the smartest person in the room love to explain these scenarios away.

They literally can’t identify these unidentified flying objects.

Nobody: Joe Rogan's phone: 34 missed calls from Eddie Bravo.

I always had a theory with aliens showing up when humans are on a edge of chaos within ourselves. We definitely have some kind of justice league watching over us.

Bro talk fast af

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." Arthur C. Clark

Tim: "why don't we see photos anymore since everyone has phones?" Answer: Noone looks up from their phones long enough to see them.

Ufo conversations are the best.

This is such a passive aggressive conversation

Joe “not gonna show the screen he’s talking about” Rogan

I think Tim was gunna make an excellent point here (when they talk about the difference of our planet and others, and how we live in the Goldilocks zone etc). They were talking about propulsion and elements, and I think aliens would have a whole different deck of cards to work with (they probably are working with other elements and properties that we can’t even fathom that maybe native to them and their planets). 17:19

If you don't know when to take off a beanie so your headphones work correctly, not sure I can believe anything else you say.

It’s 3 in the morning then this pops up joe Rogan at it again.

Rumor has it that Tim's beanie has a built in cooling system.

I remember a while ago when I was in 6th grade I was jumping on the trampoline with my friends and it was about 12 at night and this space craft flew in and was about 30 feet away from us and about a mile above us and it was completely silent while hovering and we got scared and jumped off the trampoline onto the floor and just layed there and it flew away fast asf. Still can’t really figure out what it was but my two only options is that I was either a flying car or a UAP.

His voice sounds like it is being played back at 2x speed.

Theres only one way to solve this. ALEX JONES.

The dialogue was basically: Joe - Aliens real Tim - Aliens fake Joe - Aliens fake Tim - Aliens real

The word, de-coy. Like, un-shy.

Tim saying ufos run on lithium ion is hilarious lol

So this is the guy who reads the side effects during medicine commercials at the end , talking fast af

Can't wait for Eddie Bravo and Alex Jones coming over to talk about this

tim pool talks at 1.25x speed

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” - Carl Sagan

When he talks he literally sounds like 1.25x speed

Anyone ever just stare at the cushion on his headphone just sitting on his round shiny head?

I was just typing Turkey decoys. My daughter has one in her yard for decoration. A male or Tom I think is the term came in her yard and Fucked the dog shit out of the decoy.

I know the exact time I had my 2nd experience with aliens and a UFO I was in the Boy Scouts thru my catholic church they had a school grades from kindergarten to high school so when i joined they had meetings in the basement and it was all about being a scout. then of course actually going camping sometimes just 1 night then weekend camping trips along with other scout troops all around these campgrounds in Billerica MA that was my 1st encounter. the next year it was for a whole week in Scout camp in NH i believe its still there and was still being used for boy scouting and overnight and a full week in the summer. my week and the UFOS can be traced back to the exact days being a scout troop associated with my catholic church in the city where I lived one day the canp councilor told us to pray for the 1st Lady Ms. Kennedy and the baby boy that wasn't doing well so around that time being in the boy scouts telling stories about alliens and UFOS 🛸 was done every night while sitting around these big campfires well one night after we went to our nice already set up surplus Army tents with a wood floor with 2 army cots with a heavy canvas cover to put our sleeping bags on and much better then sleeping on the ground. So the night they told us to pray for the 1st Lady Jacoline Kennedy n her newborn son. im not sure why but i was alone in the 2 man tent anyhow went to sleep after all these made up UFO sightings that only the imagination of 11, 12 year old boys can make up I went to sleep. next I noticed that it felt like I was floating so i opened my eyes to see 6 people? This is an assumption because all i could see were six people one at each corner of this cot and one on each side of me in the middle where there were cut outs so it could be held by a hand. so its like im floating with 6 big adult size people one at each corner and the two on each side in the middle as i started to focus more clearly they were very differently dressed they had those old fashioned robes on with a rope sash tied around there waist where the ends were frayed kind of reminded me of a few movies and were in the summer of 1962-63 a Robin Hood movie with Errol Flynn so with these hoods on i couldn't tell who or what was carrying me through the dark woods in NH I started to get scared what were they and where were they tacking me? I started to notice in the distance a bright light almost like it was daytime but everywhere else was pitch black so i really got upset yelled for them to stop and like in a movie poof they were gone! and the light too was gone now pitch black scared outta my 12 year old mind found my way back to our campground and sleept on the floor was glad it was wood and not on the ground. when the camp counselors went around to wake us up they asked where was my cot and sleeping bag? I told them about these 6 hooded men or whatever they were and how they were going to take me somewhere on a journey. they got very angry telling me to stop telling lies! then later that day another scout troop while hiking around this big summer camp found my cot and my sleeping bag. so at least that was true my bag and cot were found but then they kept saying how the hell did this 12 year old kid carry this heavy sleeping cot and his sleeping bag over a mile into the woods in pitch darkness by himself and then find his way back and I still only remember 6 things that i couldn't see with these deep hoods on who or what they were and just disappeared when i awoke completely and asked where were we going and was yelling by then i was so scared that poof they were all gone and whatever that brite light we were close to also just poof was gone! the next thing i remembered was the counselor coming to wake us up for breakfast. and then an interrogation on what i did with my cot and sleeping bag? until later that day when another scout troop were hiking thru the woods and found them. Then they kept saying how the hell did a 12 year old kid in pitch darkness carry a heavy WW2 sleeping cot n his sleeping bag over a mile into the woods while all alone and without a flashlight!? they soon stopped asking because there was no way i couldve done it all alone in darkness. thats my UFO 🛸 story and the only thing similar was the ship was more like in ET with a ramp going up into the ship with brite lights that you'd think it was daylight!!

Tim’s wearing a wire under his beanie.

If reddit was a person it would be this guy

If you notice, even in the old paintings these saucers have that off kilter slant to one side when moving through the air like the Nimitz sightings.

I’ve never seen Joe control the conversation this much

Joe "everyones afraid of things in their ass" Rogan - man you ain't wrong

I listen to this to fall asleep, like a bed time story.

No one better than curious Joe on UFOs, mushrooms, any type of bear

Loool I always love how they both just keep indulging and querying everything further and the whole conversation just descends into chaos 😅 love these types of episodes

Man I love how Joe takes UFOs and their history so seriously

Tim the type of guy who will never say I don’t know

Love to hear the Why Files brought up on Joe’s Podcast. How cool would it be to have him as a guest? Make it happen!

my man said element 115 like cod zombies, some these ppl too deep in the conspiracy stuff💀💀

Around 1998 I had a crazy experience I was working at Burger King. It was around 10 o’clock at night. I went to take the garbage out behind the Burger King next to us. There was a gas station and on the other side of the road that wrapped behind the Burger King in another set of malls as I came to take the garbage out I noticed that there was light shining everywhere on the other side of the garbage can. I couldn’t see where it was coming from but it was bright as day everywhere and as I walked around, I could see there were other people staring at it, and a car it stopped. I turned to my right about 4 feet for me. There was a glowing ball about 3 inches across hovering 2 feet off the ground and within A couple seconds of me, seeing it, it shot straight up into the sky like into the stars! Me and like five other people two different cars just standing there. If that wasn’t some stranger, UFO or creature, maybe ball lightning and I literally disturbed it who knows?

Imagine an Alien coming on to the Podcast, I hope Joe is the first one interviewing them

Joe “it’s an ancient story...from 1961” Rogan

Anyone who thinks aliens are visiting earth has no clue how big the universe really is.

I am someone who, from 135 yards away, watched a 6' orb type ufo 'observe' MCAS Yuma for 7-8 minutes. I had my cell phone in my hand, and obviously I considered filming it. But I acknowledged that all I was going to record was another video of a light with a dark, night time background. So I made the choice to instead observe it intensely and get the best clear eye view that I could. I'm grateful for the choice I made, because had I been taking video I may have missed watching it leave, which was probably the most interesting part of the 7 minutes. Why ? Because it flew away, silently, at a speed that was not less than 50x faster than any military jet was capable. I have no proof of what I saw. But would another crappy video of a light at night be proof ? I didn't think so then, and I don't think so now.

When joe said “shout out to willie “ my dog got excited 😆..his name is willie

Why dont we just make decoy aliens to attract real aliens, 200 IQ

Hey Joe. It wasn’t George Noory that did the Epic Bob Lazar story. It was George Nap, a big time news reporter. I think you had him on your show too. George Noory is pretty awesome too, right into the UFO stuff also, he’s that big radio host. Coast to coast. And Gaia.

This is my type of convo 🛸

That guy sounds like he's talking at 1.5x at times during this.

Joe you sound like you’re talking to your little brother and he’s really starting to aggravate you LOL 😖

Early 1980s my dad saw a ufo sighting in Mexico, he described how there was a flame in the lake and next thing you know he sees 3 lights for 15 seconds, and in a split second 2 lights disappear, while the other light went in the lake with the flames in the water for about 10 sec and disappeared in the sky. My question is, Hows it possible that a flame in the water didnt get put out?

Nevermind UFOs, can you imagine the scope of the contact list in Joe's phone? 🤯🤣

Tim’s voice sounds like it’s played at 1.5x speed

Tim “that might be it..” Pool

I saw a UFO when I was in the Army. The next morning I woke up outside, turns out I was drunk and it was a street light.

This is the Joe Rogan we all love and need ❤

This felt like Joe was talking to one of his kids, rather than a podcast.

Alex Jones has entered the chat

I love Bob Lazar, but I absolutely hate the term “back engineering”. Nobody calls it that, it’s called reverse engineering.

Joe has no idea that Tim Pool is an alien.

I don’t like how the comments are set up now.

When Joe said "some people are full of it" I thought he was talking about Tim claiming that UFO sightings stopped when cell phones came out

I've seen the orange lights too. Seen 3 massive orange lights, just above the tree line just cruising. It wasn't moving all that fast and wasn't making any noise. I couldn't have been but 1000 feet away from it. It was in the shape of a triangle or a pyramid. I think it was one giant craft instead of 3 smaller ones because they moved in tandem and I just had a hunch. I don't know what it was, but I do know what it wasn't. It wasn't a plane, helicopter, drone, or balloons.

“They can use a Lithium ion battery “ This mans adderal is working to fast for him

Joe: If I pull that beanie off would you die? Tim: It. Would. Be. Extremely. Painful. Joe: You’re a chill guy. Tim: For you.

I was able to see it live from river grove illinois. It appeared right outside my job at oil express. This thing was massive and totally silent.

Baby dont hurt me...dont hurt me, WHAT IS LOVE?

"Why hasn't SETI found aliens?" "Why haven't Chimps made guns?" Goteem

Tim: *Explains some crazy theory* Joe: "Nah that's not how it would go down" *Denies it with another even crazier theory*

Report from yesterday; the pentagon says “there’s no evidence of alien technology “

I have a few concrete deer in my yard. Every morning at least 3, but up to 8 or so will hang out with the cement deer

As an Electrical Engineer and hearing Tim talk about Quadcopters and Lithium Ion cells kills me

Saying there are no aliens because we havent found them yet is like taking a cup of water out of the ocean and declaring there are no whales. The sampke size is simply not large enough. - Neil Degrasse Tyson

Bro that last part killed me 🤯 Acess to multiple dimensions and travelling thru them? 👀🤯 Never thought about that, that's crazy

Back when Tim took this subject seriously instead of just saying it's a government distraction

Note: since the spread of cell phones, folks don’t look up as much.

Never trust a man who wears a beanie year round.

Jet pack used hydrogen peroxide for fuel and they did NOT fly very long at all .I believe it was like a minute and a half. 😊

4 years later 😂 time is overdue son!

Maybe having a conversation about this topic with someone who has never heard of Barney and Betty Hill is not going to be the most enlightening.