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I didn't get it

MrMhtmht Bruh come on why you gotta troll fou

@@MrMhtmht the ol' slave jokes

So. . . ?

i identify as chicken tenders and youre unconciously sexist against tenders and subconsciously racist against sausage gravy.....

two dudes... chilling in a recording studio, five feet apart cause they’re not gay

Nunya Biz I’m dying 😂

@@wessley4606 so now he is gay

"I'm just fat so just in case I get injured I got all these spare stem cells."

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"Yeah you do that" *buys a dozen of fava beans* "also keep those livers healthy" *hannibal grin*

I mean... You could possibly make an argument for that. Maybe there's something programmed into our genetics to overeat when we have a mass of food, because we could go days before we'd eat again. Or because if we don't eat it quickly, something else might come along and take it. Just a thought.

@@winstonsmith11 it's entirely possible

Dude it makes so much sense tho cmooooon

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@@Shadowballs12 it doesn't

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Its true, I watched a calf being born as i bbq'd my steak last night.

Sounds terrible bro. Dump her, eat some twinkies and donuts

There is a huge difference between agreeing to stay healthy and agreeing to not get fat. Age can do terrible things, even for people who take care of themselves their whole lives. It really is a petty, short-sighted qualifier to put on a relationship.

yeah, but... sounds like he's going to leave his wife if she stops working out. surely, a relationship should be based on more than looks...

​@@blaynegreiner9365 It's no more petty than only staying together if the partner can continue to provide for the family, or perform sexually, or pay them enough attention, or have kids, or just share common interests... Everyone has their own priorities in what they expect from a relationship. Wanting to be with someone who is sexually attractive is no more or less petty than anything else, ultimately no one owes anyone to be with someone they don't want. And ultimately while most healthy long term relationships are based on more than just looks, anyone who says it's not a factor is lying. All else being equal being with someone who looks good is always better.

But for it to get to the point that leave your partner because she got fat? That's stupid...

IKR he said “older woman” then said an age 15 years younger than him lol

Women are old after 25 nowadays

Anal Jihad sure but he’s also married with two daughters so he’s probably not chasing women. It’s not about what women he can get

Wtf some 30-40 yr old women are still in there prime😂

@@melaniety8648 exactly you go it right you are older and dried out and going to have health issues and be more stuck up. Least you understand it 👍 it's impossible to argue that a 20-25 year old is going to be healthier and all the other things. So Yehh your right it does make u unhumpable especially with the needy attitude in comment sections 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joe "if her age is on the clock" Rogan

Young girls are like 25 and under tbh

Not with women. And as much as it sucks for women it’s the truth. A man who is in his 30s is still relatively young. A woman in their 30s are considered older.

@@kermitsippintea7433 I wanna watch the comments

@@xLightcrystalx what does that mean? so go ahead and watch it, I'm not stopping you

Ray Getard it is. Unlike fat which can only be used as an insult. Skinny is a compliment at times, even when it’s thrown out as an insult, is it really. Everyone would rather be skinny than fat, not talking about anorexic tho.

Being skinny is even worse than being fat because it's so hard gaining weight when your metabolism is sonic tier.

@@drened8502 Skinny fat is the ultimate insult

@@drened8502 fast metabolism is rarely the cause of being skinny, usually it's just lifestyle. I am a skinny guy trying to gain weight and I used to think that I had difficulties gaining weight because of my genetics and the way that my body is. I eventually found out that I am skinny because I just dont eat as consistently as other people.

@@HarryvandeSunweb Idk man. I eat like a beast and I still can't get over 75kg

Kenneth Svendsgaard lol

Fuck that was good haha haha 😂

Is this teeg

bruh, underrated comment 😂😂😂💀

im not fat, my muscles just imploded

*strokes belly* I have the body of a god!

Brendan Frieders he’s joking, dumbass

Brendan Frieders r/wooosh

Fat Thor gave me an excuse to not go to the gym

WookiesYaUncle Fat Thor still looked tough as fuck

Pats need to go back to back !

I went through the comments specifically to see the first time this would appear

And she goes 'it was a joke, put your fuckin clothes back on creep'

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His point was people calling other people fat who aren’t actually fat as an insult

You completely missed the point you idiot

no the creative ways of calling people fat is the true insult.

@@nic6909 ik theyre saying its stupid to call people who arent fat fat, but many many many non fat people are still insecure about their weight, so aiming to insult in that way may still work

Not going to lie...Keto was amazing to lose weight but then you have a bunch of carbs again....you gain it all back. My question is...what if you go on a Keto diet to get down to 10%-12% BF...you are flattened out...muscle depleted of glycogen...but what if instead of eating 300g + carbs again...you just hover around 100-150g? Surely that's a more sustainable way of maintaining leanness?

@@pete8234 I did keto for like 4 months, lost 10 kg which was my goal. Then I gradually got back to carbs and never got that weight back. Been about a year now.

@@Zezezeze69 Keto is not a perfect diet by any means, you need to be very careful when going back to carbs. I wouldnt recomend it unless is for someone really responsible and that wants to lose weight fast. I saw people fail at it miserably.

Pete I’m 18 and in good shape , I tried keto for almost 2 months after “bulking” for 3 months and lost 17lbs. Bc keto is so demanding i began eating 50-100 carbs a day (on average). It’s still kinda tough to get all my calories in but I still have a very low body fat %

Keto isn't terrible because it doesn't help you lose weight. It's terrible because it's not sustainable.

matty k I almost felt famous for a second

He needs to come on the podcast

I'd watch that for sure

Nah Joe would spend the whole time trying to convince us he knows something Jeff doesn't about fitness

That would kill our gains

Jesse wants to the intro on this show

No he uses fake weights

What?

@@hata6290 I think he's saying, if one of them starts getting fat, they shouldn't just be like "fuck it, he's getting fat, time to end the relationship", but actually try and keep each other accountable and tell each other "hey, I see you're getting fat, it's not healthy for you and I find it unattractive, lets deal with that in a healthy manner before it goes too far"

you guys are so stupid lol, thats the whole point he was making. If they start getting fat they hold each other accountable, but if it gets to the point were they do not listen and become obese and fat, then they leave.

@@elijahtatum5943 Exactly. The way I see it, its all about taking care of yourself. How can someone trust you to take care of them if you cant even be responsible for yourself?

Bro if your not good looking 👀 you cant negotiate desire you can’t make her find you attractive under 5-10 30 percent body fat average or below average face bro game over you better be smart and wealthy cuz that’s the only your getting pussy when your ugly

Mike Steinbach 😂😂😂

Joe "woah woah woah! We got the fuel" Rogan

Mike Steinbach joe “I’m an ignorant coward cunt moron sellout” Hogan.

@@jameswinchester5423 @ouch!!

@@jameswinchester5423 hoes mad (24x)

And Elk meat

You forgot the recent obsession of wild hogs

Or bear attacks

So whats your point? 🙂

Someone needs to make a flow chart. Where's Michael Reeves when you need him?

Who is that guy?

What? Don't know the guy so wouldnt know if you were joking

He isn't tho

@@dantebouwer he isn't

@@darkozosel9114 he isn't

Anyone that read that stoned would be completely blown away

Daniel Garib not even stoned yet, still blown away.

Don't need to be stoned to know it's much easier to refer to videos than memories

Nah, for most people its body image

It does feel good to look good but that is a benefit not the purpose.

Look good, feel good

@Pussy Footer you know what feels even better? feeling great being any body shape, just because you know confidence > everything else

@@SunWukongX have you ever been in a loving relationship for over 5 years? looks get so irrelevant, since you cant be physically beautiful all day. you wake up in the morning looking like shit and you dont instantly feel pressured into looking great. i honestly dont even think about how my gf looks, just because i love her for who she is. and from time to time i look at her and i realize "oh she still looks great" and then i tell her she looks good and then im back into a stance of not thinking about her looks at all for the next week. and thats pretty much how you feel when youre in a long and healthy relationship. you feel like you can just be yourself and the other person for some reason likes you for who you are. such a restriction that youre not allowed to gain weight under any circumstances just makes a relationship not be one in the first place. hes not looking for love, hes looking for a cheap prostitute. and to your part "its fine to feel good in your skin but.." im probably sexually attractive to most of the women i met, just for the sake of being confident and good looking. nobody cares for a little overweight anyway, thats just very few fitness nazis but anyway, whats pissing me off about this topic are people (more like fitness nazis) who act like its about health. being super fit doest make you any more healthy, in fact it deters your health. youre the most healthy if you simply dont sit on your ass all day, but thats all you need to do, and of course have a healthy diet. doing sports 6 times a week is proven to not be any more healthy than once a week

You should tell them to stop making excuses and stop them from thinking being fat is good. I'm fat and I know it's bad but I dont go around making excuses. Tell them that if they think it's so good to be unhealthy then sure do it your way and die of a heart attack at 40

@Joost Broek it's not good but it sure beats being fat.

@Joost Broek found the fat guy

@@bigchungus920 being underweight and being overweight have lots of similar side effects. Health wise they are very similar. Unless you are talking about aesthetic

@@him1019 That is literally a straight up lie. Being underweight may make you feel unwell, have weaker bones or feel more tired. Being overweight causes heart disease, diabetes, hypertension, arthritis, stroke. The list goes on and on and its not even close.

Needs to team with Bryan, would be fantastic

I don't blame him for being here, look what they've been doing on RAW & Smackdown...

So glad someone said it

khayle05 he took off his stupid hat too

@@lemotek you like mixing your shrooms with lemon juice?

You forgot the Joe “ “ Rogan

Loreaver my bad lol

Im imagining someone cooking joey diaz now thats something you wouldn't wanna stand near

Nothing lmfaooo

Nothing 😂😂😂

lmao

How to go blind diet.

Joe Antolak and looks like Sami Zayn

Ha you must be Canadian

Christ. Never thought about that before. Now I can't unhear him.

Damn. Now I can't unhear it.

It's over 30 🤷 It's all downwards after that.

for someone with 18 or for someone who only dates 18 , 36 to 99 is old

@@2ossy maybe for women, Men seem to peak in their 30s. Not there yet but im hoping haha

To a 20 year old.

25 is old when I was 15.

OMG THIS

Haha god damn

yup

Flexible is the key word for IT. It doesn't have to influence your family life, work, going out to eat. Problem is some people like convolaluted diets because they love to talk about what they ate, how often they piss on their keto stix, etc. Nothing fancy about eating all your foods in a 4,6,8hrs time frame and you forget about it.

Joe: Hitler was a bad dude. Hitler on the podcast: was I really though? Joe: yeah I guess people took you out of context.

lol

Kalvin Rauma no the degenerate gambler who played against postmen and substitute teachers

@@brandonmason9859 weaakk

Jose Larios III no the guy who got bounced out of the first round multiple times

@Kalvin Rauma olg lottery

gabriel only reason I clicked this, TBH

THATS where he’s from. I couldn’t figure it out and it was driving me insane

Of course it is

So if someone tells your grandmother to move her old ass out the way, you slow old fuck. It's not an insult, you would be fine with that because it's ture right ?🤔

@@Trapinnewyork44 If someone is fat, then saying "you are fat" is not an insult, it's a fact. I like how you added the extra words "ass, slow, fuck" to try and prove a point. "Move your fat ass you are fat as fuck", would be an insult, do you see the difference?

Micheal grader But Joe was specifically referring to when it’s used as an insult. Hence why he used the examples “far bitch” and “fat fuck”. Listen with your ears

you can tell the truth and be insulting at the same time. it's actually very easy to do and people do it all the time.

That's fucking hilarious 😂

I heard his maid spit-shines it every morning 💦

Isnt canelo like 5"5 lol

@@davidfowler3082 5’9 or 5’10 bro

@@itaintnuttinbutsomelove8685 nah 5"5

@@davidfowler3082 oh forreal, by any chance you know what weight division his last fight was in?

Yes

David Goggins you'd enjoy that podcast

@@wizeninja3586 goodlooking👌

I'm 30% bf and run marathons

@@jasonmelvin9102 you bet :)

true man... sorry about your lost :C

Brotherhood trump eat mcdonalds

@Bumps in the night Dont believe everything someone tells you, Buffet owns mcdonalds stock, no way he eats that bullshit

Bumps in the night mcdonalds is nice its healthy new research says ive had some and im 6’4 all tall people good genes to survive until 125+ years

@@wakwak7511 you sound like youre younger than 12 years old.

Probably also how round his head is

He's got pretty bad polumboism (bubble gut) from the years of test. He's still in pretty good shape, especially for a dude his age, but aesthetically speaking it doesn't help.

Hes got definitely a wide frame but I wouldn't call him fat...

@@toad3222 His head looks like my big toe. His real name should be Joe Toegan.

So no one who isn’t a scientist is allowed to talk about science? Also there are tons of study’s about the keto diet, it just seems like basic biology.

N=1 will always be superior to science

Neocitron It’s actually pretty complex biology. I am a PhD student in Cell Metabolism and I disagree with the keto diet. -Oklahoma State Cell Metabolism under my Primary Investigator, Dr. Veronique Lacombe. My current project involves PDI as a potential therapeutic target for diabetes.

Matthew Rochowski disprove it and make your own diet and become famous like the doctors who popularized the keto diet

I've been on keto (in and out) for 5 months and I'm the healthiest ive been in my life I started at 19stone and now weigh 14st10 meaning ive lost over 4 stone (56 pounds) whilst gaining muscle mass

Scary Terry whatttt 7 minutes for 1 mile?? That is so long

XXX Ohxu idk guess pittsburgh kids just lazy

yeah but its good to remind them every once in a while

Yea but when they start acting like being fat is a good thing Nd start all the “love yourself” bullshit then yea I think it’s time for some reminders. Neglecting your body of proper nutrition and exercise is not loving yourself. Folks just say that shit as an excuse to be lazy😴anything to not go to the gym

Shes obese

i would be emberesd to tell people she was my sister

Or their genetics finally give out no matter how healthy their lifestyle.

roadhouse699 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah but that's still thoughtless dude. My ex was and does still suffer with anorexia, even though she wasnt extremely boneythin like you see some. She was very skinny and actually thought she was fat when she looked in the mirror. It broke me seeing that shit every day.

Yeah that’s why I don’t call them fat

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