Joe Rogan Experience

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Jocko Willink is a decorated retired Navy SEAL officer, author of the book Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead and Win, and co-founder of Echelon Front, where he is a leadership instructor, speaker, and executive coach. His podcast, The Jocko Podcast, is also available for download via Apple Podcasts & Stitcher. ‪@JockoPodcastOfficial‬

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@saikdaniel3125 4 жыл бұрын

When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Jocko.

@danpaul3726 4 жыл бұрын

... most likely before 4am

@someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715 4 жыл бұрын

When he finally answered Jocko was waiting and just said "get after it"

@alexkillsdie 4 жыл бұрын

LOL! XD

@residentevil2928 4 жыл бұрын

You cant just use one that had been said about chuck Norris for years.

@killermonjero 4 жыл бұрын

Was he also born before his dad's eye twinkled?

@aaronbraithwaite6610 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko uses his jawline to sharpen his razor.

@thechold7062 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@joacinhof3style37 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@dashiit1748 3 жыл бұрын

The best Jocko video 🔥 🔥 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrBjhpB9rp3Yink.html

@ezrivantil2757 3 жыл бұрын

So sharp it scares his hairline

@goatbacon2977 3 жыл бұрын

Have not hears that one. Made me belly laugh

@sirholycow Жыл бұрын

“No one makes good decisions when they’re emotional.” Love it.

@zbs28 4 жыл бұрын

"I would never go into politics, that's too dangerous." - Former Navy Seal Commander

@philslater7474 4 жыл бұрын

Living in the U.K. I appreciate your sacrifice for us all,thankyou.

@aidanmarks1 4 жыл бұрын

Formula Autohaus besides Crenshaw being scared to even say Trumps name the wrong way....

@jamesnichols4514 4 жыл бұрын

underrated ass comment bro.

@daverumfield 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Jocko "Extreme Ownership" Willink trying to act like he doesn't think Donald "Play the Victim and Pass the Buck Constantly" Trump is an incompetent buffoon. No wonder he wants to leave that game to his buddy Dan Crenshaw.

@jmac6938 4 жыл бұрын

One job only threatens your life the other threatens your soul. Hell is filled with politicians.

@pizzapizza2225 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t have sex, he tactically inserts his unit

@benjaminbass2607 3 жыл бұрын

I almost shat myself I laughed so hard

@XDNEB 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 to both of your legendary comments 👏🏽🙏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽.

@jackmudie5639 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one I’ve read!

@dipnaut2071 3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@kyjohns8271 3 жыл бұрын

Dead AF😂😂😂

@ahmedbenidir7098 Жыл бұрын

Wherever jocko stands, everything within a 5km radius is considered American territory.

@Jarhead0331 Жыл бұрын

He can be talked about like the modern day Chuck Norris

@jaronensley Жыл бұрын

5 MILE radius. Take that kilometer back to Canada.

@Angry11B Жыл бұрын

@@Jarhead0331 Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Jocko.

@keyboardgangsta6890 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@skmo7072 2 жыл бұрын

When Jocko watches war films, his name appears in the credits

@angusdog22 2 жыл бұрын

What a great example Jocko is for military service . The man is a warrior monk

@MackenziePerrault Жыл бұрын

A monk that's never meditated 👀

@FalseOracle617 3 ай бұрын

Training can be considered meditation @@MackenziePerrault

@MrTylergallenbeck 3 жыл бұрын

Jockos mom is the only mother that has ever told her husband, “wait until your son gets home”

@RonnieG907 3 жыл бұрын

I’d like. But.. you’re at 69 likes

@privatemilo 3 жыл бұрын

@@RonnieG907 respect

@Bamfman1234 3 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t like this to keep the 69. Leave a comment!

@DJM.I.A. 3 жыл бұрын

Im done with you😂

@Vuongedge 3 жыл бұрын

What about chuck norris

@tonyyzzz4 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was in school, the teachers raised their hands to talk to him.

@keadavids9109 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko was prb a jock in school

@blademaster9575 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 this is one of the best i've seen

@kenyelxo 4 жыл бұрын

Monster “Yes, Mrs. Johnson... You May speak.”

@jinoy5002 4 жыл бұрын

GOOD

@johnnyk5385 4 жыл бұрын

He lost a lot of respect in this podcast.

@nickslad3164 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t sleep. He waits

@sykadelik459 2 жыл бұрын

I've been completely anti-police for the vast majority of my life, as has everyone from my inner circle, as we've seldom had positive interactions with them ever (granted, that was all in Stockton Ca where the PD is worse than LAPD). And a punk corrupt cop murdered my unarmed innocent brother for no reason in front of us, and faced no charges. Years later, the mayor and chief of PD and sheriff all caught major cases and went to prison but this particular punk cop did not. But Jocko makes so much sense that he actually makes me wanna rethink my entire ideology that all police are pieces of shit. And I gotta at least contemplate convincing my people to think the same way now. Too bad this guys not in charge. He makes perfect sense

@ROOSTER333 2 жыл бұрын

Cops shouldn't treat other Americans like insurgents though and they do. Mad love for SF guys and I know they make a good living by training cops but that translates into cops thinking they're seals and every call is a kill/capture mission. We can't live in a lawless society but the culture on both sides have to be accountable

@gibbyplaysgames2981 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry about your brother. That should happen to no one.

@chinqlinq89 2 жыл бұрын

Man thats rough. I have law enforcement in my family but I'd almost guarantee I'd have resentment for the rest of my life if something like that happened to someone I love. There's a lot of good LEOs out there but there's no doubt that there are pieces of shits all over the country and POS departments all over the country. Sorry to hear bro.

@The_JohnnieWalker Жыл бұрын

@@gibbyplaysgames2981 You don't know any details at all about what happened

@The_JohnnieWalker Жыл бұрын

What is the name of your brother? Would like to look up the case

@yeet3030 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko pulls up to a McDonalds the ice cream machine works

@veritas487 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated message........you win the day!

@olivierchevarie6537 4 жыл бұрын

McDonald's pulls up to jocko

@vanPoll 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko pulls up to a McDonald's they miracously serve Elk-Steak and Spinach 1:51:00

@jessecox3076 4 жыл бұрын

This just made my father's day.

@OkOk-vj9db 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best one I've seen

@Nillavile 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this on mobile, Jocko's voice charged my phone battery

@jb2166 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@jburgess0104 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@MrPandemicalert 3 жыл бұрын

I mean...it did take all day for my phone to drop below half for once.

@richardyoung1398 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jlindsay 3 жыл бұрын

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@ElvenFruitcake Жыл бұрын

Oh man, a minute in and Jocko just gets the real focus going, mad legend

@jasonm7354 Жыл бұрын

He is turning into a good entrepreneur as well. Happy for him.

@jackles775 2 жыл бұрын

Did not know Jocko was the owner of Victory. I went there over 10 years ago for a bit and to this day was the best gym I have ever been to. Really great atmosphere very professional but very laid back and taught me life lessons in self defense and humility that has stuck with me even to this day. From the equipment to the trainers it is just a fantastic place.. Thank you for the great experience and if I am ever back in the area the first thing I'll do is sign back up.

@kenyelxo 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko left for the military he told his dad: "You're the man of the house now."

@littlered55555 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣🤣

@iainvenz2617 4 жыл бұрын

I got a good chuckle out of that one

@andresao6109 4 жыл бұрын

I'm dying 😂😂

@rjmn1 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤

@nottadan 4 жыл бұрын

👏

@ray7815 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko’s not losing his hairline, it’s just tactically retreating.

@stephs8665 4 жыл бұрын

Lol! Underrated comment!

@gyst8878 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@juanwalker7424 4 жыл бұрын

What hairline

@dennisjr77 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂👏👏

@thedonofthsht76-58 4 жыл бұрын

Its the bugs in his hair. That's how most people go bald. Joe had a massive infestation

@The_A_Cast 2 жыл бұрын

“Every police officer should be at least a purple belt” is by far one of the best and most true statements I’ve heard in a long time! Great podcast. Hope to see more of Jocko and Joe!! Sending love from Louisa, Kentucky!

@tobbele1010 10 ай бұрын

Ideal but kinda unrealistic. As far as I know that would take years

@GeekyFast 2 жыл бұрын

I have watched all episodes with Jocko like 2-3 times because they are all inspirational!

@christopherbragg5097 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko once uppercut a horse. And now we have giraffe's.

@ij1376 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

@kbjinx2273 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@jlindsay 3 жыл бұрын

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@VariousLayerz 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 this is amazing!

@hjalmarwidmark5906 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@josephwatson4292 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was pulled over, he let the officer off with a warning.

@_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko visited the US Virgin Islands. When he left they were just called the Islands

@packshot8397 4 жыл бұрын

@@_BirdOfGoodOmen nice!!

@wutangclan3731 4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ameeker1807 4 жыл бұрын

ive only written 3 youtube comments in almost 15 years this made me laugh so hard i did a spit take. TY

@celerywarrior6493 4 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel like most of these comments like this are from years ago with the word Jocko replacing Chuck Norris.

@tieiatalks Жыл бұрын

I know that I am more than two years late on this podcast, but I am married to a retired combat fighter pilot. When Jocko was talking about the structure of the military and how he’s never had to tell someone to do what he said because he’s the boss, it gave me an idea. I think every politician should have to serve in the military as a prerequisite for the job. When you learn hierarchy and chain of command things go more smoothly and there’s less misunderstanding.

@kelly9512 Ай бұрын

I agree with your intent but it’s not impossible to translate the military chain of command to every day life/business/public service. I see it in my legal profession, although not common.

@branwin937 2 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan and Jocko Willink are two outstanding level headed guys, who provide great infomitive conversations. Look forward to seeing more of there videos in the future.

@scatcat1994 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko looks like the evolved pokemon of Joe

@samirmussa1 3 жыл бұрын

This is an amazing comment. 10 thousand points.

@andrefiker2011 3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@y33tboy97 3 жыл бұрын

Too accurate lmao

@eileenmc5215 3 жыл бұрын

Bald type

@griff7486 3 жыл бұрын

Like a g.i. Joe Rogan

@thegovernment3653 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

@philbrowning2779 4 жыл бұрын

Just when I thought I read the funniest jocko joke yet... Bam hit it wit dat hot sauce!

@BrandonSauve 4 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold lol

@Ian-hd3od 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@billysm00th 4 жыл бұрын

No, you're confused with Chuck Norris

@shenielgarcia 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@natelav534 Жыл бұрын

We need people like Jocko in politics.

@riccardorampersad415 Жыл бұрын

AS a police officer this was by far the most real talk ive heaRD........... thank you

@gluonone 4 жыл бұрын

Joe: How do we fix these problems? Jocko: Jiu-Jitsu

@ganfiteatro96 4 жыл бұрын

Jiu Jitsu solves most of the worlds problems

@michaelduran5190 4 жыл бұрын

Just getting after it w no excuses.

@UserName-ii1ce 4 жыл бұрын

He is right in a way

@georgeprendergast8305 4 жыл бұрын

Elk and DMT

@barcrafty817 4 жыл бұрын

Dude mandatory elk protein and dmt trips literally would fix most of the problems seeing as they are 99% mental.

@ryanmclaughlin587 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the most military looking military person to ever military.

@jacktoresen7919 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Nichols the former DEVGRU operator is also a monster of a man

@user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 жыл бұрын

Certain guys you wonder how they became such perfect looking grunts

@Kyle0ng 4 жыл бұрын

Wow great original thought

@c431inf 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x genetics

@thedonofthsht76-58 4 жыл бұрын

Hes an actor. False valor

@rjsampsonrs Жыл бұрын

*JOCKO IS THE MAN I ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE...HES A LEGEND...* *respectful bow*

@jamezbrian4135 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko is awesome. I use his style of acknowledge possible bad dudes and look away. I don't know where I learned it. I am also USMC vet. Jockos opinions and beliefs are so true.

@jeffrey717 4 жыл бұрын

I love when Jocko has Joe on.

@hafblkhafamazin6179 4 жыл бұрын

HAHA WELL PLAYED SIR!

@jonathaninteriano8389 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lionj7761 4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey wins 💪💪💯

@Mx5_skidz2 4 жыл бұрын

How come you got to keep you KZfaq name simple with no content ?

@endisnearchaliko1807 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dannyn.6933 4 жыл бұрын

Joe should get Jonny Kim on. He was a sniper/medic/pointman in Jocko's SEAL Team 3. After leaving the navy, he went to Harvard Medical School, and then got accepted into NASA as an astronaut. His life story is incredible from childhood struggles to the man he is today. He'd definitely be an interesting guest for the podcast.

@mariomantilla287 4 жыл бұрын

He did

@marshallh8215 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I really want that too, but tbh when he was on the jocko podcast it really worked because they were both seals and worked together.

@xLong_Johnson 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko already covered it. Joe doesnt do a good job with the military stuff imho bc he was never in that world

@joshuaminchew3556 4 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes yes yes

@bene3443 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Jonny would want to go on another podcast with how seriously he feels about the "not taking credit for deeds done" part of being a seal.

@kylekotecha153 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko, Goggins, Andy, Cam… the baddest guys on the planet.

@Daybreakadventures 2 жыл бұрын

I agree look up sheriff Grady Polk county fl on here.. he is very open about dos and don't

@dh9605 4 жыл бұрын

The sun watches Jocko rise in the morning

@raoiii8352 3 жыл бұрын

Literally, dude wakes up at 4:30 in the morning

@raoiii8352 3 жыл бұрын

I go to bed sometimes at 4:30

@codysampson8614 3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes bruh fr I cried

@kyjohns8271 3 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂

@Yo-ww8ph 3 жыл бұрын

Best one😂

@colesteele3594 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime Jocko talks, a bald eagle gets its wings.

@tonytomei1175 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonata 😂😂👍👍

@ligitmuffin 4 жыл бұрын

Every time Jocko takes a shit a grizzly bear gives birth to a cub holding an m16

@crisisactor420 4 жыл бұрын

How great is America?

@ryanmclaughlin587 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lil_jawa 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime Jocko talks, WE get our wings.

@lostkea3009 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko for president 2024

@littlekingbastard2812 Жыл бұрын

bro Jocko needs to be in politics. His analysis on approaching problems, leadership ability, and honesty about the difficulties of complex situations most of us have no experience with is what we need

@undeadrevenant Жыл бұрын

💯💯💯

@undeadrevenant Жыл бұрын

I agree for sure. He's intelligent, has compassion and is emphatic, but also has a crazy amount of real world experience. Definitely the dude you want making the hard call. Dwayne Johnson is a great choice as well, but they have it backwards. Jocko should be president and Dwayne Johnson should be vice president. 💯

@owendoll2983 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko: *speaks* Me: “I’m gonna benchpress my house”

@kbjinx2273 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@jlindsay 3 жыл бұрын

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@issacbernardo3460 3 жыл бұрын

@@kbjinx2273 Have you seen this clip of Jocko? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrBjhpB9rp3Yink.html It’s too good!! 😂

@thepath964 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko being named Jocko is like a mathematician being named Nerdo.

@nikhilreji9334 4 жыл бұрын

Ohh shit😂😂😂

@mikeb4436 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@kylehinnenkamp7566 4 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious man

@user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 жыл бұрын

Great comment

@replynotificationsdisabled 4 жыл бұрын

Gay comment

@muanlalts8941 Жыл бұрын

If testosterone was a man, Jocko is the man

@monke8012 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko actually give me hope during these fucked up times.

@geoffcoombs2058 3 жыл бұрын

I cancelled all my social media accounts 2 years ago, and stopped watching CNN and Fox, and the world seems like a better place when you are basing humanity on your day to day, face to face dealings with people

@aguilasfan96 3 жыл бұрын

I already dropped my Twitter, Facebook, and Snapchat. Just need my Instagram and I’ll be completely free from this stupid chain that binds so many into toxicity.

@FH-cn3mg 3 жыл бұрын

I firmly believe that if people would just drop social media and main stream media they would live much happier lives.

@maxhutchinson1070 3 жыл бұрын

Oath. That’s good advice.

@Clipz425 3 жыл бұрын

You can drop all that but it does no good when your in the comment section of KZfaq 😂😂🤣🤣

@geoffcoombs2058 3 жыл бұрын

@@Clipz425 yeah true I guess..... but its not quite the same, occasionally commenting on a KZfaq video is not the same as spending hours a day looking at Facebook and Instagram, but I get your attempt at a hassle, as week as it is 😏😂

@KussDamato 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko gets arrested, the cops sit in the back.

@pvtspartan 4 жыл бұрын

This one was good lol

@nickmagrick7702 4 жыл бұрын

what does that mean?

@ritchl3262 4 жыл бұрын

Lol! I hope he reads these.

@_fitforskate 4 жыл бұрын

ghostintheface 😂😂😂

@vinaayaknayar 9 ай бұрын

When Jocko had his first bath, he didn't play with rubber ducks. He organized a naval strategy.

@DavidA1985999 2 жыл бұрын

everything Jocko says I'm on board with and makes complete sense. leader through and through.

@ericmiller881 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that Jocko doesn't want to be a politician makes me think he would be a great politician.

@MrColtnutz 4 жыл бұрын

White women killed for calling police, shot in chest by black officer when she came out of her house to show the officers where. Notice he doesnt go to race....

@ethanmarks4079 4 жыл бұрын

Same with Coleman Houghes

@panchovilla7580 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrColtnutz Back the blue. Why are you changing stance?

@joshdrone1146 4 жыл бұрын

Hence why Trump is a badass 😄

@bravablaze9358 4 жыл бұрын

Seems like a great human

@StewBrewer84 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn't dial the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone.

@hjalmarwidmark5906 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@issacbernardo3460 3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen this clip of Jocko? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrBjhpB9rp3Yink.html It’s hilarious!!

@arnoldhernandez1910 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 yo wtf LMAOOO

@giannhstsilidhs2363 3 жыл бұрын

just made 1 k likes xD

@adrienrassat1965 3 жыл бұрын

He would tell you he dialed the wrong number. He takes extreme responsibility!

@chbsanchez3815 Жыл бұрын

Whatever Joe talks about on his podcasts. He's always ready to relate and be open minded. What a F*cking awesome and entertaining guy. Keeps me going sometimes! Thanks Joe

@frankbijnens929 Жыл бұрын

Jocko and Joe = GOLD!🙏🙏🙏🙏

@TheTimestampsGuy 4 жыл бұрын

0:09 MTG blackface, the media & clickbait 6:30 Controversial Tweets, George Floyd & the police 17:39 Police vetting & defunding 19:54 The divide between the police & civilians 24:26 Psychological health/screening in the police 29:24 The solution & open communication 33:06 Black on black crime 37:27 Defunding the police & leadership 45:26 Dwayne Johnson as the President 46:36 Leadership vacuum 49:04 Corrupt police & partisan politics 56:49 Anger & the presidential election 1:01:57 The military brotherhood & divide 1:09:02 Zoom & communication online 1:11:00 American manufacturing & jobs 1:20:00 Elon Musk & Jocko having covid 1:23:04 The pandemic, vitamin D & masks 1:35:38 Restaurants, gyms, business & covid 1:51:04 Over training & martial arts talk 2:00:32 CTE & jiu jitsu for the police 2:07:41 Riots & young people 2:10:15 The ocean 2:13:40 Embracing the suck & failure 2:17:53 Music,training & sleep 2:21:39 Shooting bows, guns & hunting 2:30:32 Jocko breaks John Dudleys neck 2:37:10 Dean Lister breaking Jockos arm 2:39:13 Jiu Jitsu, leg locks & competition These timestamps took some effort to make. I'd really appreciate if you checked out my DJ mix & sub/like if you enjoy it. Please thumbs up this post for extra visibility. Thanks kzfaq.info/get/bejne/atWZpdl53MDTYp8.html

@jackp6270 4 жыл бұрын

TTG you are a legend. Liking so everyone can see these at the top. All aboard the TTG express!

@caitlinf7585 4 жыл бұрын

You are honestly such a legend!

@cloudconnected5230 4 жыл бұрын

You deserve a medal man. Seriously.

@JinxrGaming 4 жыл бұрын

When he goes to Spotify, we will miss your comment the most 😢

@TheTimestampsGuy 4 жыл бұрын

@@JinxrGaming I will post them elsewhere online. I have a plan. Dont you worry! 😆

@tylerholloway579 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko turned 13 he gave his dad the talk

@manassalgaonkar679 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I ever saw jocko willink laugh

@christoffernordenstrom Жыл бұрын

Jocko looks like a male version of Matt Damon.

@nikobellic3856 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko turned 18 his parents moved out

@philrangel2785 3 жыл бұрын

This is underrated

@mayorofhalloweentown2071 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO! 👍😂

@dhtj3618 3 жыл бұрын

Omg lmfaoooooooo

@camgibson5238 3 жыл бұрын

😭

@notlehsydna 3 жыл бұрын

holly shit i literally just LOLed!

@justin7985 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was born, he told his mom “My name is Jocko”

@Black-Knight 4 жыл бұрын

Crying laughing

@Xiicuyn 4 жыл бұрын

He widen his eyes as he said it when aggression so she knew he meant business

@wikstoel 4 жыл бұрын

Hey man, my name will be Jocko

@chrisjohnson-tn3gl 4 жыл бұрын

he also told his mom what her name would be too, and she liked it. then he calmed the doctors down and deescalated the situation and gave them all birthday cards.

@jesusisking7495 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko looked and acted like a bitch at like 20- 25

@francostacy7675 2 жыл бұрын

Joe and Jocko expose the lunacy....thank you

@jasonlindsey3597 7 ай бұрын

Great ideas Jocko. I hope the right people watch this. Thank you sir

@roadgnome9166 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko looks like the default character you get before you customize your guy in a war video game.

@chrisbarryCA 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko SHOULD be the default character you get, and further customization would not be necessary.

@back_to_the_couch 4 жыл бұрын

thats the pay to win skin

@mac_361 4 жыл бұрын

HAHA HAHA😂😂😂

@chefboyarsteve820 4 жыл бұрын

They should make him an operator in COD.

@PiousSlayer 4 жыл бұрын

Nono, reverse it. Those characters look like HIM.

@CujoHyer 4 жыл бұрын

I did not expect Jocko's podcast with Joe to start off with a Magic the Gathering conversation. LOL

@tjthompson6172 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think Jocko did either

@richieriversiii354 4 жыл бұрын

Next week " Welcome to the Joe Rogan podcast , how do u feel about Dungeons and Dragons ...

@davethepants 4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't really a _conversation_ per se tbh more like a "wtf man"

@radagast7200 4 жыл бұрын

I dont think Joe understands the methodical marxist infiltration in these fandoms and communities. How they get in by complaining about oppression when there is none, they force change to suit their goals, then smear and slander those who attempt to stand up to them.

@ninadgujarathi8290 4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I never expected this pandemic and yet here we are

@manonthemoon8765 Жыл бұрын

Loved this podcast, love how there is room to speak.

@KimiWallrus 6 ай бұрын

POWERFUL! Didn't think I was opting into a conversation would agree with this amount!

@bobocpe 4 жыл бұрын

Right after birth, Jocko drove his mom back home from hospital.

@VinWeiLee27171 4 жыл бұрын

bobocpe drove her back in a Humvee

@Federer20Goat 4 жыл бұрын

Let’s me and u start a jocko chuck Norris facts ...? Wanna get rich ?

@Chrisbrxwnv2 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Jocko built the hospital he was born in

@BrassCatcher 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this in 4 or 5 sessions, with the top comment changing each time. This one deserves to stay forever!

@bobhopeiv9710 4 жыл бұрын

😄👌🏽

@333Alastair 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko wasn’t born, he was tactically deployed.

@jesterpoker 2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@SL-bf2xm 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I’m dead

@shawnbruce6934 2 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@zacharyvance6801 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@coolboyp 2 жыл бұрын

bruh

@pootz8082 2 жыл бұрын

If the military was a person it would look like jocko

@wesleyl472 2 жыл бұрын

What a guy. Respect

@frequentsee3815 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko, Bill Burr, Andrew Schultz, & Ronnie Coleman in the same *week* ? JRE going HAM

@davidpierce9949 4 жыл бұрын

Great week!

@stephengiannini9667 4 жыл бұрын

Getting all the good ones put before it moves to spotify😂

@Klaw808 4 жыл бұрын

*Schulz

@ezioaltairac 4 жыл бұрын

A H What? Schultz is Andrew’s last name.

@gilfil4377 4 жыл бұрын

@A H Ham

@binglecheese123 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the type of guy who swallows pills without water

@TacoBellLiquidShits 3 жыл бұрын

Shittttt...I must be tough too because I do that for fun

@jeffweatherford3394 3 жыл бұрын

I swallow water without pills.... not many can say that..... I’m that good

@shubhamkatyal6391 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffweatherford3394 😳😳😳

@astrum_nauta 3 жыл бұрын

@@TacoBellLiquidShits this guy does molly lmao

@jamesdorpinghaus3294 3 жыл бұрын

No, N A N I S H E E P, Jocko doesn't need to swallow pills, he absorbs them through his skin.

@jeffreytubbs8262 Жыл бұрын

Jocko is easily the coolest dude ever

@TheRealDarthVadar Жыл бұрын

Dudes like Jocko are the reason America is bad ass ! 🇺🇸🦅GOD BLESS THE USA🦅🇺🇸

@youtubeguy20yearsago39 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was born,his father became Jocko Jr.

@emjayel4509 3 жыл бұрын

How'd you do that?

@michaelbeal1400 3 жыл бұрын

Nice twist

@rudyhernandez3992 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kylef1931 3 жыл бұрын

@@rudyhernandez3992 v tbf

@Solitaryman70 2 жыл бұрын

Funny

@Richey24 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko left the womb, his first words were "Mission Accomplished"

@chrispatrick4331 Жыл бұрын

Such an amazing conversation!

@michaelschasteen2407 2 жыл бұрын

Thank You Both For Everything!.....and all the listeners ..... stay frosty...

@ashrafsahdan5606 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko calls 911, he asks them what's their emergency is.

@Dwightaroundyolips 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Argail8137 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣you got me

@keithlehman2764 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t call 911, 911 calls Jocko.

@JPROP-vb7sv 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Chuck Norris joke

@ATreeFrogCollective 4 жыл бұрын

Beast

@austinlittle5407 4 жыл бұрын

People keep trying to cancel Jocko, but they keep disappearing.

@spacemonkey6552 4 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves to blow up

@RRRRobbbb 4 жыл бұрын

The entire city of Ramadi tried to cancel Jocko. It did not go well for them.

@noooname2568 4 жыл бұрын

Choking fools out

@skate_or_dylen2176 4 жыл бұрын

Rob goat

@BoqPrecision 4 жыл бұрын

The word "cancel" scared of Jocko and calls him anonymously to warn him.

@tylercmorley 2 жыл бұрын

Jacko’s point on SEAL vs. police training 💯

@EarlSmith2469 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the man!

@jkcreepingdeath 4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

@lexusrcflover9175 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@arrozconmgtow5026 4 жыл бұрын

This was priceless. I spat some sort of food/beverage combo after nearly snort laughing myself to death.

@jacksonfisher148 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko sleeps with a gun under his gun.

@AxelJackson1195 4 жыл бұрын

Jackson Fisher underrated 😂😂

@jacobsnelson1 4 жыл бұрын

That what Chuck Norris does, Jocko will shoot an intruder with the pillow

@eye-Am-Me 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was a kid he taught his father how to change a tire.

@Ilych367 4 жыл бұрын

He left for the seal teams and sat his father down to tell him that he would be the man of the house now

@zac3392 4 жыл бұрын

Sigh...

@AnthonyRodriguez-wc4cy 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhh!!!

@lukedouglas2916 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kaugh 4 жыл бұрын

It's not as funny when it's not chuck norris, cause it's too true...

@Nosirrah2112 2 жыл бұрын

To me jocko is the all American hero of our generation. We haven't had one lately. Someone to be like and take advice from.

@colinfarrelly2513 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko is describing the way the British police are taught to engage with the public. Armed or unarmed.

@Jay-407 4 жыл бұрын

The man who changed everyone’s bed time

@hollismallory2757 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously

@ianmichaels6475 4 жыл бұрын

For real. I wake up at 4 and go to bed at 9 bc of him.

@Jay-407 4 жыл бұрын

Logan he talked on rogan a year or so ago about waking up at 4am and the benefits of it. A lot of people started doing it

@snakewad123 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-407 I think there is more to be gained by going to sleep when you want and waking up when you want

@ashabhossain1065 4 жыл бұрын

@@ianmichaels6475 man it seems like the 4amgang is bigger than I think

@tmass1 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko "I don't even know what magic the gathering is." I believe him

@antonytheolddog8626 4 жыл бұрын

Because he plays call of duty warzone with a blind fold..

@amandah3619 4 жыл бұрын

I’m not even cool and I didn’t know what it is. Is it like dungeons and dragons ?

@bobsanderz3005 4 жыл бұрын

It’s some dorky game that nerds play.

@kidohchi 4 жыл бұрын

"..if Magik is why you have me here today, we're in a bad way."

@Avenus112 4 жыл бұрын

@@amandah3619 It's a card game. Players are magicians who cast spells using "memories of the land" in a duel for some reason. Simple to learn, almost infinitely deep. What the card did was restrict the opponent from playing any creature card that doesn't match the suit of your own creature cards unless they pay more to force it through. Diabolical control card, which is what the blue suit is all about. The clickbait criticizing it was bullshit nonsense too because of course it is.

@Guanaalex 2 жыл бұрын

Most legendary guest, awesome !!!

@courtneysettepani9782 2 жыл бұрын

Jocks is amazing to listen to!

@jamesron5625 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko probably arrived at Joe's studio 5 hours early, set up everything, drove to Jamies's house and picked him up as well.

@astrum_nauta 3 жыл бұрын

And then did a full workout

@georgegonzales6559 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I love this comment

@camj4253 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha Jamie’s house had me fucking dead

@matthewbodmer5552 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@adriangreen7995 3 жыл бұрын

A month later & this forever will have me weak asf 🤣🤣

@j-dog7767 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko signed up for his internet account, the terms and conditions agreed with him.

@vinnyt42allday 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko for Prez!! Jocko for Military General

@user-sq5rn3se1w 3 ай бұрын

jocko is one of the most reasonable man i ever heard

@lukasgrab1330 3 жыл бұрын

“No one makes good decisions when they’re emotional.” Very well said.

@scorch4299 2 жыл бұрын

emotion: the true enemy of logic i think most of the reason why we're so divided is we havent had anything serious lately to bond over. like WW2. As terrible as it was, WW2 brought everyone together to face problems bigger than their own. 9/11 was the last big thing to do that. Even Covid couldnt. it wasnt serious enough to where people banded together and was actually a really good symbol of the problem of the times. Had covid had a 25% mortality rate, i think Americans would have all come together to defeat it. Its weird to say, but it just wasnt serious enough of a problem.

@parkcrashers5922 Жыл бұрын

@@scorch4299 it's hard to "bring people together" with covid when being around people causes you to die ...I don't think killing more people is somehow the answer

@lonestar5233 Жыл бұрын

@@scorch4299 greatly said I agree if it was worse then it would've made America come together and not so divided.

@gives_bad_advice Жыл бұрын

I would have nothing to base a decision on if i felt no emotions because i wouldn't care how things turn out.

@shawnaweesner3759 Жыл бұрын

“No one makes good decisions when they are emotional,” says Jocko, as he supports the emotionally and racially charged decisions made by the crowd that surrounded and pestered the Police Officers who were trying to contain a drug fueled criminal, George Floyd, from escaping. Jocko also never mentioned taking women Police Officers off all street duty, as a place to start with good training.

@G36Jeff 2 жыл бұрын

2 of my favorite human beings !

@kakarotwolf Жыл бұрын

Jocko for President!

@SystemaMaine 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko: Hey Joe, why don't you pull that mic closer to your mouth.

@grandbasedlord6629 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 this comment is so unappreciated

@germacam3498 3 жыл бұрын

That’s funny

@Blessedup69 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko is gay. This isn't a joke

@hunterbrewer8832 3 жыл бұрын

@@Blessedup69 You're gay

@Jetlifeetravi 3 жыл бұрын

"About a fist from your face"

@shredwarfare5446 3 жыл бұрын

Death once had a near-Jocko experience

@markwhite6782 3 жыл бұрын

That was a good one!

@sub-zero5433 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@prodigalheretic7873 3 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite Jocko joke I've ever heard! Nice

@immaliveforever1474 3 жыл бұрын

Best one yet

@jefftsarnas9061 2 жыл бұрын

There once was a discussion in this country on what would make us Great! Make a difference, benefit man kind... Right or left, Biden has not done it.

@robertspuller6121 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko for president!

@jaysalinas6190 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Joe gets these guys that are either on top or on the bottom what about the guys that are in the middle the guys that are either living it or have lived it im sure he will find them and bring them in to talk also I just love how he is open to all levels of everything in everything. Now im not saying nothing bad but I love how he gets everything from all life forms of people of this planet lol keep it up joe I love your podcast