Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up. Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.
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@chrisvaldez9525 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts
@sebthesasquatch95325 жыл бұрын
is your nickname Fat Tony?
@stephencarlsbad4 жыл бұрын
Meh, he was already in martial arts... Hence the blocked punches...
@anacruz-nh4mx4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!
@hypebros23424 жыл бұрын
Chris Valdez subscribe to our channel for HYPE‼️
@jonathanmoody50134 жыл бұрын
i think you may want to re read that comment
@cameronmacdonald57685 жыл бұрын
Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan
@AM-kr1pc5 жыл бұрын
Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(
@zanderkrantz47804 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.
@Monsterwoah4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing
@jamesking24394 жыл бұрын
@@Monsterwoah Hence the name.
@bighecrc4life9224 жыл бұрын
That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂
@Vberar5 жыл бұрын
my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..
@lencoughlan88164 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Wizack_Twizack3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kaylamckearin45843 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck dude
@lyleanderson42863 жыл бұрын
Haha sad but funny lol
@dogmomtoone75833 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 that’s perfect
@paperplate2285 жыл бұрын
“My FIRST domestic abuse charge”
@Poopmyjorts5 жыл бұрын
4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after
@Matt705 жыл бұрын
4:38
@dreww89414 жыл бұрын
Probably a joke.. hopefully lol
@captainredclaw58644 жыл бұрын
I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing
@Phenom984 жыл бұрын
@@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!
@TakeshixStudios7 жыл бұрын
"You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep
@ninjashit.4157 жыл бұрын
Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax
@ferndog6817 жыл бұрын
When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl
@CodysFavorites6 жыл бұрын
Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol
@mrg21765 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody 👨❤️💋👨
@alrxallen35515 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody lmfao
@rolln8ths6 жыл бұрын
“Tell me about her childhood” lmfao
@rnsteve22655 жыл бұрын
420
@mcgamer120games74 жыл бұрын
Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha
@reptilian1323 жыл бұрын
same not that i did that but the looling
@ADTR2024 жыл бұрын
"Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up" *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen* Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.
@ruchban4 жыл бұрын
Moping Korea also l
@bynx39594 жыл бұрын
That's actually really funny
@medic48384 жыл бұрын
@@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour
@bynx39594 жыл бұрын
Medic nah just funny
@medic48384 жыл бұрын
@@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.
@walkingw33486 жыл бұрын
This went down a pretty depressing path
@jacobg22966 жыл бұрын
WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada
@joemomma26295 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@Jambalayaorb5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end
@ZeranZeran5 жыл бұрын
That dog story made me sad..
@rickythompson14025 жыл бұрын
@@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada
@MrJacksonspencer5 жыл бұрын
“Big plump Italian, that was my type”
@MikeHawkbaby4 жыл бұрын
Bro geekin 😂😂
@joelhuh2683 жыл бұрын
As he’s talking about a 13 year old
@IXLDGOLD3 жыл бұрын
joel huh yea when he was 13 himself ???
@cookiesalat62623 жыл бұрын
Super mario
@spacegoat_3d8013 жыл бұрын
I love plumpers
@lanadelrey85474 жыл бұрын
Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect* Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*
@dankeh31624 жыл бұрын
Lana DelRey you are not alone 😂😂😂
@SurajSharma-qp5oj4 жыл бұрын
I'm here
@yoda54364 жыл бұрын
No everyone’s bingeing joe rogan
@DoctorCyan4 жыл бұрын
literally what I am doing right now
@zerotwo71973 жыл бұрын
All day
@coleschimmoller26294 жыл бұрын
This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade
@ThaSupaHeroReD4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 story time
@tylerswensen73104 жыл бұрын
Ryland De Santis that’s just fucked up
@Ethan-ck8rk4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 that's just weird
@nobody46924 жыл бұрын
And?
@snifftheshark4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 yikes
@conspiraciesarejustgreatst20596 жыл бұрын
"I knocked her around a little" best quote ever
@sidneyshaw16085 жыл бұрын
LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid
@scumbagNATE5 жыл бұрын
conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.
@theo.g7794 жыл бұрын
What does he mean by that ?
@larrymcjones4 жыл бұрын
That had me in tears
@squatcurldeadlift73463 жыл бұрын
@@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol
@yourstepdadism3 жыл бұрын
Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more? Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”
@maximumenergy59255 жыл бұрын
The Nair was on his head for way to long
@oyvind-85574 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahahhahah!
@ronaldoh804 жыл бұрын
Maximum Energy some say he still has some on
@jaredb64183 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@_Hanus_3 жыл бұрын
Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.
@ActionJackson6692 жыл бұрын
They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂
@EndChineseGenocide4 жыл бұрын
Greg "I knocked her around a bit" Fitzsimmons
@MeatHusk4 жыл бұрын
Liam Featherstone-Gover beautiful comment
@ActionJackson6692 жыл бұрын
The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀
@petermcgill15597 жыл бұрын
Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.
@jungleninja84156 жыл бұрын
Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?
@japonicaren6 жыл бұрын
+Jungle Ninja Snowflake detected. Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...
@PeerlessYT5 жыл бұрын
@@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?
@heyeverybodyitsnosaj23765 жыл бұрын
@@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy
@walterkempbruce49074 жыл бұрын
Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come
@nunyabizness98857 жыл бұрын
The dog story hit me right in the feels
@PunjabiProductions226 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@cheyennemonarrez34686 жыл бұрын
Omg it changed my whole vibe
@diegoledezma40456 жыл бұрын
Ik I got so depressed
@amandabaker10786 жыл бұрын
So much for funny stories...
@noodles27326 жыл бұрын
y'all need Kenny to take you out fighting
@fofocuddlypoop20845 жыл бұрын
Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.
@johnsontan3455 жыл бұрын
Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.
@christianbruce93944 жыл бұрын
We’re all in this together
@carrolloutdoors47644 жыл бұрын
You're not alone bro
@amandacrump87692 жыл бұрын
@@johnsontan345 how'd it work out?
@lucasfff13702 жыл бұрын
@@amandacrump8769 yeah tell us
@stoneyardband5 жыл бұрын
Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons
@jacemiddleton30534 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type
@LegKickLiamMMA3 жыл бұрын
I think you meant Lil Pump
@mattmroz21823 жыл бұрын
@@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?
@LegKickLiamMMA3 жыл бұрын
@@mattmroz2182 It was a joke
@jacobo98155 жыл бұрын
i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying
@NotebookLives5 жыл бұрын
This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.
@vexxer6714 жыл бұрын
I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse
@minscore024 жыл бұрын
Why though
@RMichaelHimself4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi
@vexxer6714 жыл бұрын
@@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep
@dong74744 жыл бұрын
"Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up" *joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*
@shawnmcquate41787 жыл бұрын
This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.
@alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe6 жыл бұрын
....two
@Goltsbergthe26 жыл бұрын
alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.
@fuckeththou89256 жыл бұрын
Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.
@scottc35496 жыл бұрын
damn you must have loads of friends
@IntermittentStabbing6 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.
@trondtetland19686 жыл бұрын
so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.
@ThePlantedTankTV5 жыл бұрын
he is a true stoner lmfao
@mikeikerson74565 жыл бұрын
Joe "It was a weird thing, man" Rogan
@captainredclaw58644 жыл бұрын
Yea seemed like a weird turn there
@eongaming75594 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*
@tonymohan45582 жыл бұрын
Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉
@DCMA2475 жыл бұрын
I remember him from Fear Factory and being the biz but after watching a lot of these videos I have a LOAD of respect for Joe. Guys a decent dude.
@williamhollaway19602 жыл бұрын
Keyword *load* I smell what you're cooking . It's gross but I'll defend your right to be yourself
@cameronrobinson86506 жыл бұрын
Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”
@coldmoonlight63614 жыл бұрын
21:20 - 21:30 Joe, please don't ever make those sounds ever on another podcast ever again please ever.
@twrx-vq1iv4 жыл бұрын
This shit had me fucking dead bro. Ooooohhh, ahhhhhh, *sharply inhaling*
@kadenromig83744 жыл бұрын
Yeah bc that dudes talking about children lmao
@jaggirl4 жыл бұрын
That's when Chris Hansen would usually walk in...lol
@laska9074 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was fuckin creepy
@adamhensley68503 жыл бұрын
Finally I was trying to find this
@chasewilliams31284 жыл бұрын
13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died
@quotenspartaner1494 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about lol
@ChasingInfinite4 жыл бұрын
Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’
@quotenspartaner1494 жыл бұрын
@@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.
@ChasingInfinite4 жыл бұрын
Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.
@chasewilliams31284 жыл бұрын
Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point
@jaiii87 жыл бұрын
Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck
@4thcolour2887 жыл бұрын
John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.
@nb72166 жыл бұрын
Kemosabe ! Same exact thing
@Liam-eh2wp6 жыл бұрын
John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon
@Eastsidebridge6 жыл бұрын
John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.
@indisbit93686 жыл бұрын
John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase
@chrisvaldez9525 жыл бұрын
Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan
@colindalangin29254 жыл бұрын
7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life
@podcastftw33324 жыл бұрын
Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.
@joshiepoo23993 жыл бұрын
@Noodle Judas 😱
@flagsabbath64832 жыл бұрын
You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!
@squidgarage88724 жыл бұрын
Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.
@Hawkotelli7 жыл бұрын
came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train
@PunjabiProductions226 жыл бұрын
Justin Bieber Who hurt you
@Vu6215 жыл бұрын
Please we're concerned for your feels.
@jimmyschitz79015 жыл бұрын
It’s a fine line
@bool2max5 жыл бұрын
4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge" He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol
@kingdavey904 жыл бұрын
A bit of dark humor, which I enjoy :)
@leiasart46103 жыл бұрын
Clearly a joke
@millyoperan98975 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭
@jackpatton42914 жыл бұрын
Milly Operan even the dog part?
@user-xz1wy4to4o2 жыл бұрын
@@jackpatton4291 especially that part
@chhrisis4 жыл бұрын
That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now
@brownjatt214 жыл бұрын
Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.
@majestic7s7117 жыл бұрын
MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.
@Theanimatedcow7 жыл бұрын
that's so badass.
@radfordpilgrim43936 жыл бұрын
That is a story my friend
@jonathandelacruz88446 жыл бұрын
Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back
@youngkneverbrokeagain31436 жыл бұрын
That happened
@wolfrayne83556 жыл бұрын
rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.
@donjon43356 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.
@DiamondTurtle4 жыл бұрын
Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭
@bustedlipproductions70333 жыл бұрын
hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting
@kenabraggs69806 жыл бұрын
10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@80brax046 жыл бұрын
In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.
@Scorpiobw5 жыл бұрын
I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂
@clickbait57145 жыл бұрын
@@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.
@frankwoods96804 жыл бұрын
I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this. That shits funny
@YDfC214 жыл бұрын
Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him
@diegoledezma40454 жыл бұрын
Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it
@Biolo-G_KJ4 жыл бұрын
Joe: I just can't listen. Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.
@jakesmith1694 жыл бұрын
Kas J he meant listen to instruction
@Avgslaveworker3 жыл бұрын
What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.
@iveezy4 жыл бұрын
Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan
@stephanmiguel4 жыл бұрын
IVeezy Scott13 lol
@fmorrison9997 жыл бұрын
joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest
@mellowhype50337 жыл бұрын
Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.
@ExoticGamingGB7 жыл бұрын
youve never had a dog then man shit was sad
@markeskenazi93766 жыл бұрын
that shit really had me on the verge of crying
@PunjabiProductions226 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@fkninmatt6 жыл бұрын
no ones
@thesunflowchannel19955 жыл бұрын
Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.
@dallasmcnally89135 жыл бұрын
The Puppet Of Everything what state
@noahmatthew66584 жыл бұрын
True
@incognitox95514 жыл бұрын
@@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'
@nmac15634 жыл бұрын
Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.
@kamdencosgrove35984 жыл бұрын
Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class
@kobalt774 ай бұрын
Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .
@sleepingforest82143 жыл бұрын
That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.
@stealthninja635 жыл бұрын
Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan
@rnsteve22655 жыл бұрын
2 yrs older.
@RogerThatSon4 жыл бұрын
@I Am The One Who Knocks not only you're a loser, but you're also a loser
@jakesmith1694 жыл бұрын
“At the time” 💀💀
@chilliboy993 жыл бұрын
Looooool
@jd-zu5ok6 жыл бұрын
Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol
@jodysin711 ай бұрын
Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.
@TMDubb5 ай бұрын
I wish Joe still communicated like this
@Justin.JM.McNeil6 жыл бұрын
_"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21
@Ryguey5 жыл бұрын
Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅
@ThePie45dude5 жыл бұрын
I laughed because of the contrast
@OgreDLink5 жыл бұрын
made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.
@mikeya31432 жыл бұрын
Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence
@marions.120 Жыл бұрын
So so sorry…
@zlatyan4 жыл бұрын
Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.
@ANGELCITY3234 жыл бұрын
Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons
@katkat26554 жыл бұрын
D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights
@badaxtion18786 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹
@fo44804 жыл бұрын
i lost it at this one
@bobjoe9306 жыл бұрын
Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂
@Sniperboy55512 жыл бұрын
Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.
@kristileigh90594 жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard “latch key kid” in so long.
@vilentman1114 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal
@ludvigekstrand68544 жыл бұрын
Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!
@mattfuller31725 жыл бұрын
“Good Shit Man”.... These Two Never Fail In Amazement & Great Stories!!!
@cornpopwasabaddude694 жыл бұрын
I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.
@pat79174 жыл бұрын
BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.
@Saturn-uz6jc5 жыл бұрын
I love joes stories. I wish my childhood was like his.
@CalRenaud194 жыл бұрын
Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan
@gregfoster1264 жыл бұрын
That first story was a roller-coaster
@Guyonnn2 жыл бұрын
I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂
@SonnyGambino696 жыл бұрын
My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol
@SonnyGambino696 жыл бұрын
WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.
@gunterstunter6 жыл бұрын
Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?
@paulgumbo56946 жыл бұрын
I call bs lol
@ramonbravo59576 жыл бұрын
Yo we need an update bruh😂
@raman95325 жыл бұрын
Maybe he knows rogan
@kezzakilla71717 жыл бұрын
I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"
@Dloges7 жыл бұрын
KEZZAKILLA wtf
@kezzakilla71717 жыл бұрын
DLoges What?
@petermcgill15597 жыл бұрын
Kezz You're a creep.
@ninjashit.4157 жыл бұрын
KEZZAKILLA can i do it next bro?
@TheMastergabe7 жыл бұрын
I ❤ U
@aaronrebello45143 жыл бұрын
"So I'm not stupid" xD The innocence with which he says it. Very Relatable
@thumbdrum3975 жыл бұрын
The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing
@lolwhatidk7 жыл бұрын
funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies
@davidlucht45795 жыл бұрын
Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao
@McaCasey4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy
@DoctorCyan4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!
@tobiaslidstromstre23924 жыл бұрын
Matthew Malone impossible..
@kingdavey904 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!
@pmc6144 жыл бұрын
And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete
@EazyDuzIt1873 жыл бұрын
When Greg says "And I knocked her around" was sooo good hahaha
@DarwinHandy4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite clip. Not because it's better but because Rogan relates a side of his youth and education directly paralleling my own at the same age.
@dannman4206 жыл бұрын
best podcaster
@gr33n3ggs45 жыл бұрын
Daniel Majerly You mean there is other podcasts out there??
@jerseysilva20366 жыл бұрын
Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.
@raerae5555 жыл бұрын
This was so good I need to go find the full version.
@lifeofmysterygirl92404 жыл бұрын
When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings
@oscarpicon71645 жыл бұрын
Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan
@garrisonsmith7533 жыл бұрын
I’m not necessarily a fan of Greg but he’s such a good listener and a great conversationalist. He really wants to learn more. I really respect that.
@deanwallace81202 жыл бұрын
My Mom Passed steering in my Eyes 👀!! Love you Mom forever Beautiful Mom!!
@billmfclinton15385 жыл бұрын
he's literally the internet dad lmao
@1337Se7eN76 жыл бұрын
I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.
@stonechaisson51025 жыл бұрын
fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.
@Hal0Sux5 жыл бұрын
she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway
@drakeweddner4 жыл бұрын
@I Am The One Who Knocks yup
@coltonjones22532 жыл бұрын
Greg and Rogan are pure gold together!
@educatednipple24184 жыл бұрын
12:15 that de-escalated quickly
@harpella6 жыл бұрын
Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000
@Kilomanjarrow277 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol
@MMA_Ruskie6 жыл бұрын
Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs
@zulain62136 жыл бұрын
i was about to say that
@FunnyFlirtTalks6 жыл бұрын
I think it’s funny
@dperry2036 жыл бұрын
Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology. But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!
@YakuiMeido5 жыл бұрын
Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.
@robbyg99384 жыл бұрын
Nice stories I love fighting stories especially.
@funkycool4 жыл бұрын
Made me nostalgic and I’ve never ever experienced this
@meestermeesterhastings.31596 жыл бұрын
Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.
@Vu6215 жыл бұрын
That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.
@Vu6215 жыл бұрын
@KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.
@Thebossstage15 жыл бұрын
@@Vu621 Humans are animals though
@ashleyashleym29695 жыл бұрын
Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......
@Lysergic_5 жыл бұрын
@@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes
@Ang.09104 жыл бұрын
“I got smacked across the face by a feminine gay guy” 😂😂😂😂
@jameskeffer66034 жыл бұрын
"there was always that one asshole who had a can of Nair and we'd have to go home early" I lost my shit when he said that lmao
@ricksanchez70252 жыл бұрын
I can relate to Joe's take on having no direction so deeply.
@Turk_20237 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid... 1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too. But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.
@jeffnelson11867 жыл бұрын
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.
@bearythebear696 жыл бұрын
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂
@bubbapacha76725 жыл бұрын
@StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal
@T-P.5 жыл бұрын
People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic
@huntr19985 жыл бұрын
@StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD