Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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7 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up.
Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.

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@chrisvaldez952
@chrisvaldez952 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts
@sebthesasquatch9532
@sebthesasquatch9532 5 жыл бұрын
is your nickname Fat Tony?
@stephencarlsbad
@stephencarlsbad 4 жыл бұрын
Meh, he was already in martial arts... Hence the blocked punches...
@anacruz-nh4mx
@anacruz-nh4mx 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!
@hypebros2342
@hypebros2342 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Valdez subscribe to our channel for HYPE‼️
@jonathanmoody5013
@jonathanmoody5013 4 жыл бұрын
i think you may want to re read that comment
@cameronmacdonald5768
@cameronmacdonald5768 5 жыл бұрын
Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan
@AM-kr1pc
@AM-kr1pc 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(
@zanderkrantz4780
@zanderkrantz4780 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.
@Monsterwoah
@Monsterwoah 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing
@jamesking2439
@jamesking2439 4 жыл бұрын
@@Monsterwoah Hence the name.
@bighecrc4life922
@bighecrc4life922 4 жыл бұрын
That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂
@Vberar
@Vberar 5 жыл бұрын
my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..
@lencoughlan8816
@lencoughlan8816 4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Wizack_Twizack
@Wizack_Twizack 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kaylamckearin4584
@kaylamckearin4584 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck dude
@lyleanderson4286
@lyleanderson4286 3 жыл бұрын
Haha sad but funny lol
@dogmomtoone7583
@dogmomtoone7583 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 that’s perfect
@paperplate228
@paperplate228 5 жыл бұрын
“My FIRST domestic abuse charge”
@Poopmyjorts
@Poopmyjorts 5 жыл бұрын
4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after
@Matt70
@Matt70 5 жыл бұрын
4:38
@dreww8941
@dreww8941 4 жыл бұрын
Probably a joke.. hopefully lol
@captainredclaw5864
@captainredclaw5864 4 жыл бұрын
I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing
@Phenom98
@Phenom98 4 жыл бұрын
@@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!
@TakeshixStudios
@TakeshixStudios 7 жыл бұрын
"You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep
@ninjashit.415
@ninjashit.415 7 жыл бұрын
Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax
@ferndog681
@ferndog681 7 жыл бұрын
When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl
@CodysFavorites
@CodysFavorites 6 жыл бұрын
Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol
@mrg2176
@mrg2176 5 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
@alrxallen3551
@alrxallen3551 5 жыл бұрын
MyNamesCody lmfao
@rolln8ths
@rolln8ths 6 жыл бұрын
“Tell me about her childhood” lmfao
@rnsteve2265
@rnsteve2265 5 жыл бұрын
420
@mcgamer120games7
@mcgamer120games7 4 жыл бұрын
Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha
@reptilian132
@reptilian132 3 жыл бұрын
same not that i did that but the looling
@ADTR202
@ADTR202 4 жыл бұрын
"Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up" *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen* Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.
@ruchban
@ruchban 4 жыл бұрын
Moping Korea also l
@bynx3959
@bynx3959 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually really funny
@medic4838
@medic4838 4 жыл бұрын
@@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour
@bynx3959
@bynx3959 4 жыл бұрын
Medic nah just funny
@medic4838
@medic4838 4 жыл бұрын
@@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.
@walkingw3348
@walkingw3348 6 жыл бұрын
This went down a pretty depressing path
@jacobg2296
@jacobg2296 6 жыл бұрын
WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada
@joemomma2629
@joemomma2629 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@Jambalayaorb
@Jambalayaorb 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 5 жыл бұрын
That dog story made me sad..
@rickythompson1402
@rickythompson1402 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada
@MrJacksonspencer
@MrJacksonspencer 5 жыл бұрын
“Big plump Italian, that was my type”
@MikeHawkbaby
@MikeHawkbaby 4 жыл бұрын
Bro geekin 😂😂
@joelhuh268
@joelhuh268 3 жыл бұрын
As he’s talking about a 13 year old
@IXLDGOLD
@IXLDGOLD 3 жыл бұрын
joel huh yea when he was 13 himself ???
@cookiesalat6262
@cookiesalat6262 3 жыл бұрын
Super mario
@spacegoat_3d801
@spacegoat_3d801 3 жыл бұрын
I love plumpers
@lanadelrey8547
@lanadelrey8547 4 жыл бұрын
Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect* Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*
@dankeh3162
@dankeh3162 4 жыл бұрын
Lana DelRey you are not alone 😂😂😂
@SurajSharma-qp5oj
@SurajSharma-qp5oj 4 жыл бұрын
I'm here
@yoda5436
@yoda5436 4 жыл бұрын
No everyone’s bingeing joe rogan
@DoctorCyan
@DoctorCyan 4 жыл бұрын
literally what I am doing right now
@zerotwo7197
@zerotwo7197 3 жыл бұрын
All day
@coleschimmoller2629
@coleschimmoller2629 4 жыл бұрын
This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade
@ThaSupaHeroReD
@ThaSupaHeroReD 4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 story time
@tylerswensen7310
@tylerswensen7310 4 жыл бұрын
Ryland De Santis that’s just fucked up
@Ethan-ck8rk
@Ethan-ck8rk 4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 that's just weird
@nobody4692
@nobody4692 4 жыл бұрын
And?
@snifftheshark
@snifftheshark 4 жыл бұрын
@@710stylez5 yikes
@conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059
@conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059 6 жыл бұрын
"I knocked her around a little" best quote ever
@sidneyshaw1608
@sidneyshaw1608 5 жыл бұрын
LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid
@scumbagNATE
@scumbagNATE 5 жыл бұрын
conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.
@theo.g779
@theo.g779 4 жыл бұрын
What does he mean by that ?
@larrymcjones
@larrymcjones 4 жыл бұрын
That had me in tears
@squatcurldeadlift7346
@squatcurldeadlift7346 3 жыл бұрын
@@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol
@yourstepdadism
@yourstepdadism 3 жыл бұрын
Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more? Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”
@maximumenergy5925
@maximumenergy5925 5 жыл бұрын
The Nair was on his head for way to long
@oyvind-8557
@oyvind-8557 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahahhahah!
@ronaldoh80
@ronaldoh80 4 жыл бұрын
Maximum Energy some say he still has some on
@jaredb6418
@jaredb6418 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@_Hanus_
@_Hanus_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.
@ActionJackson669
@ActionJackson669 2 жыл бұрын
They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂
@EndChineseGenocide
@EndChineseGenocide 4 жыл бұрын
Greg "I knocked her around a bit" Fitzsimmons
@MeatHusk
@MeatHusk 4 жыл бұрын
Liam Featherstone-Gover beautiful comment
@ActionJackson669
@ActionJackson669 2 жыл бұрын
The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀
@petermcgill1559
@petermcgill1559 7 жыл бұрын
Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.
@jungleninja8415
@jungleninja8415 6 жыл бұрын
Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?
@japonicaren
@japonicaren 6 жыл бұрын
+Jungle Ninja Snowflake detected. Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...
@PeerlessYT
@PeerlessYT 5 жыл бұрын
@@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?
@heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376
@heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376 5 жыл бұрын
@@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy
@walterkempbruce4907
@walterkempbruce4907 4 жыл бұрын
Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come
@nunyabizness9885
@nunyabizness9885 7 жыл бұрын
The dog story hit me right in the feels
@PunjabiProductions22
@PunjabiProductions22 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@cheyennemonarrez3468
@cheyennemonarrez3468 6 жыл бұрын
Omg it changed my whole vibe
@diegoledezma4045
@diegoledezma4045 6 жыл бұрын
Ik I got so depressed
@amandabaker1078
@amandabaker1078 6 жыл бұрын
So much for funny stories...
@noodles2732
@noodles2732 6 жыл бұрын
y'all need Kenny to take you out fighting
@fofocuddlypoop2084
@fofocuddlypoop2084 5 жыл бұрын
Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.
@johnsontan345
@johnsontan345 5 жыл бұрын
Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.
@christianbruce9394
@christianbruce9394 4 жыл бұрын
We’re all in this together
@carrolloutdoors4764
@carrolloutdoors4764 4 жыл бұрын
You're not alone bro
@amandacrump8769
@amandacrump8769 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsontan345 how'd it work out?
@lucasfff1370
@lucasfff1370 2 жыл бұрын
@@amandacrump8769 yeah tell us
@stoneyardband
@stoneyardband 5 жыл бұрын
Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons
@jacemiddleton3053
@jacemiddleton3053 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type
@LegKickLiamMMA
@LegKickLiamMMA 3 жыл бұрын
I think you meant Lil Pump
@mattmroz2182
@mattmroz2182 3 жыл бұрын
@@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?
@LegKickLiamMMA
@LegKickLiamMMA 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattmroz2182 It was a joke
@jacobo9815
@jacobo9815 5 жыл бұрын
i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying
@NotebookLives
@NotebookLives 5 жыл бұрын
This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.
@vexxer671
@vexxer671 4 жыл бұрын
I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse
@minscore02
@minscore02 4 жыл бұрын
Why though
@RMichaelHimself
@RMichaelHimself 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi
@vexxer671
@vexxer671 4 жыл бұрын
@@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep
@dong7474
@dong7474 4 жыл бұрын
"Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up" *joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*
@shawnmcquate4178
@shawnmcquate4178 7 жыл бұрын
This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.
@alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe
@alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe 6 жыл бұрын
....two
@Goltsbergthe2
@Goltsbergthe2 6 жыл бұрын
alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.
@fuckeththou8925
@fuckeththou8925 6 жыл бұрын
Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.
@scottc3549
@scottc3549 6 жыл бұрын
damn you must have loads of friends
@IntermittentStabbing
@IntermittentStabbing 6 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.
@trondtetland1968
@trondtetland1968 6 жыл бұрын
so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.
@ThePlantedTankTV
@ThePlantedTankTV 5 жыл бұрын
he is a true stoner lmfao
@mikeikerson7456
@mikeikerson7456 5 жыл бұрын
Joe "It was a weird thing, man" Rogan
@captainredclaw5864
@captainredclaw5864 4 жыл бұрын
Yea seemed like a weird turn there
@eongaming7559
@eongaming7559 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*
@tonymohan4558
@tonymohan4558 2 жыл бұрын
Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉
@DCMA247
@DCMA247 5 жыл бұрын
I remember him from Fear Factory and being the biz but after watching a lot of these videos I have a LOAD of respect for Joe. Guys a decent dude.
@williamhollaway1960
@williamhollaway1960 2 жыл бұрын
Keyword *load* I smell what you're cooking . It's gross but I'll defend your right to be yourself
@cameronrobinson8650
@cameronrobinson8650 6 жыл бұрын
Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”
@coldmoonlight6361
@coldmoonlight6361 4 жыл бұрын
21:20 - 21:30 Joe, please don't ever make those sounds ever on another podcast ever again please ever.
@twrx-vq1iv
@twrx-vq1iv 4 жыл бұрын
This shit had me fucking dead bro. Ooooohhh, ahhhhhh, *sharply inhaling*
@kadenromig8374
@kadenromig8374 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah bc that dudes talking about children lmao
@jaggirl
@jaggirl 4 жыл бұрын
That's when Chris Hansen would usually walk in...lol
@laska907
@laska907 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was fuckin creepy
@adamhensley6850
@adamhensley6850 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I was trying to find this
@chasewilliams3128
@chasewilliams3128 4 жыл бұрын
13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died
@quotenspartaner149
@quotenspartaner149 4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about lol
@ChasingInfinite
@ChasingInfinite 4 жыл бұрын
Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’
@quotenspartaner149
@quotenspartaner149 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.
@ChasingInfinite
@ChasingInfinite 4 жыл бұрын
Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.
@chasewilliams3128
@chasewilliams3128 4 жыл бұрын
Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point
@jaiii8
@jaiii8 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck
@4thcolour288
@4thcolour288 7 жыл бұрын
John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.
@nb7216
@nb7216 6 жыл бұрын
Kemosabe ! Same exact thing
@Liam-eh2wp
@Liam-eh2wp 6 жыл бұрын
John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon
@Eastsidebridge
@Eastsidebridge 6 жыл бұрын
John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.
@indisbit9368
@indisbit9368 6 жыл бұрын
John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase
@chrisvaldez952
@chrisvaldez952 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan
@colindalangin2925
@colindalangin2925 4 жыл бұрын
7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life
@podcastftw3332
@podcastftw3332 4 жыл бұрын
Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.
@joshiepoo2399
@joshiepoo2399 3 жыл бұрын
@Noodle Judas 😱
@flagsabbath6483
@flagsabbath6483 2 жыл бұрын
You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!
@squidgarage8872
@squidgarage8872 4 жыл бұрын
Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.
@Hawkotelli
@Hawkotelli 7 жыл бұрын
came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train
@PunjabiProductions22
@PunjabiProductions22 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Bieber Who hurt you
@Vu621
@Vu621 5 жыл бұрын
Please we're concerned for your feels.
@jimmyschitz7901
@jimmyschitz7901 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a fine line
@bool2max
@bool2max 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge" He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol
@kingdavey90
@kingdavey90 4 жыл бұрын
A bit of dark humor, which I enjoy :)
@leiasart4610
@leiasart4610 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly a joke
@millyoperan9897
@millyoperan9897 5 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭
@jackpatton4291
@jackpatton4291 4 жыл бұрын
Milly Operan even the dog part?
@user-xz1wy4to4o
@user-xz1wy4to4o 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackpatton4291 especially that part
@chhrisis
@chhrisis 4 жыл бұрын
That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now
@brownjatt21
@brownjatt21 4 жыл бұрын
Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.
@majestic7s711
@majestic7s711 7 жыл бұрын
MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.
@Theanimatedcow
@Theanimatedcow 7 жыл бұрын
that's so badass.
@radfordpilgrim4393
@radfordpilgrim4393 6 жыл бұрын
That is a story my friend
@jonathandelacruz8844
@jonathandelacruz8844 6 жыл бұрын
Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back
@youngkneverbrokeagain3143
@youngkneverbrokeagain3143 6 жыл бұрын
That happened
@wolfrayne8355
@wolfrayne8355 6 жыл бұрын
rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.
@donjon4335
@donjon4335 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.
@DiamondTurtle
@DiamondTurtle 4 жыл бұрын
Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭
@bustedlipproductions7033
@bustedlipproductions7033 3 жыл бұрын
hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting
@kenabraggs6980
@kenabraggs6980 6 жыл бұрын
10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@80brax04
@80brax04 6 жыл бұрын
In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.
@Scorpiobw
@Scorpiobw 5 жыл бұрын
I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂
@clickbait5714
@clickbait5714 5 жыл бұрын
@@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.
@frankwoods9680
@frankwoods9680 4 жыл бұрын
I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this. That shits funny
@YDfC21
@YDfC21 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him
@diegoledezma4045
@diegoledezma4045 4 жыл бұрын
Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it
@Biolo-G_KJ
@Biolo-G_KJ 4 жыл бұрын
Joe: I just can't listen. Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.
@jakesmith169
@jakesmith169 4 жыл бұрын
Kas J he meant listen to instruction
@Avgslaveworker
@Avgslaveworker 3 жыл бұрын
What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.
@iveezy
@iveezy 4 жыл бұрын
Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan
@stephanmiguel
@stephanmiguel 4 жыл бұрын
IVeezy Scott13 lol
@fmorrison999
@fmorrison999 7 жыл бұрын
joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest
@mellowhype5033
@mellowhype5033 7 жыл бұрын
Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.
@ExoticGamingGB
@ExoticGamingGB 7 жыл бұрын
youve never had a dog then man shit was sad
@markeskenazi9376
@markeskenazi9376 6 жыл бұрын
that shit really had me on the verge of crying
@PunjabiProductions22
@PunjabiProductions22 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@fkninmatt
@fkninmatt 6 жыл бұрын
no ones
@thesunflowchannel1995
@thesunflowchannel1995 5 жыл бұрын
Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.
@dallasmcnally8913
@dallasmcnally8913 5 жыл бұрын
The Puppet Of Everything what state
@noahmatthew6658
@noahmatthew6658 4 жыл бұрын
True
@incognitox9551
@incognitox9551 4 жыл бұрын
@@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'
@nmac1563
@nmac1563 4 жыл бұрын
Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.
@kamdencosgrove3598
@kamdencosgrove3598 4 жыл бұрын
Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class
@kobalt77
@kobalt77 4 ай бұрын
Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .
@sleepingforest8214
@sleepingforest8214 3 жыл бұрын
That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.
@stealthninja63
@stealthninja63 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan
@rnsteve2265
@rnsteve2265 5 жыл бұрын
2 yrs older.
@RogerThatSon
@RogerThatSon 4 жыл бұрын
@I Am The One Who Knocks not only you're a loser, but you're also a loser
@jakesmith169
@jakesmith169 4 жыл бұрын
“At the time” 💀💀
@chilliboy99
@chilliboy99 3 жыл бұрын
Looooool
@jd-zu5ok
@jd-zu5ok 6 жыл бұрын
Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol
@jodysin7
@jodysin7 11 ай бұрын
Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.
@TMDubb
@TMDubb 5 ай бұрын
I wish Joe still communicated like this
@Justin.JM.McNeil
@Justin.JM.McNeil 6 жыл бұрын
_"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21
@Ryguey
@Ryguey 5 жыл бұрын
Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅
@ThePie45dude
@ThePie45dude 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed because of the contrast
@OgreDLink
@OgreDLink 5 жыл бұрын
made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.
@mikeya3143
@mikeya3143 2 жыл бұрын
Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence
@marions.120
@marions.120 Жыл бұрын
So so sorry…
@zlatyan
@zlatyan 4 жыл бұрын
Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.
@ANGELCITY323
@ANGELCITY323 4 жыл бұрын
Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons
@katkat2655
@katkat2655 4 жыл бұрын
D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights
@badaxtion1878
@badaxtion1878 6 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹
@fo4480
@fo4480 4 жыл бұрын
i lost it at this one
@bobjoe930
@bobjoe930 6 жыл бұрын
Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 2 жыл бұрын
Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.
@kristileigh9059
@kristileigh9059 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard “latch key kid” in so long.
@vilentman111
@vilentman111 4 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal
@ludvigekstrand6854
@ludvigekstrand6854 4 жыл бұрын
Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!
@mattfuller3172
@mattfuller3172 5 жыл бұрын
“Good Shit Man”.... These Two Never Fail In Amazement & Great Stories!!!
@cornpopwasabaddude69
@cornpopwasabaddude69 4 жыл бұрын
I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.
@pat7917
@pat7917 4 жыл бұрын
BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.
@Saturn-uz6jc
@Saturn-uz6jc 5 жыл бұрын
I love joes stories. I wish my childhood was like his.
@CalRenaud19
@CalRenaud19 4 жыл бұрын
Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan
@gregfoster126
@gregfoster126 4 жыл бұрын
That first story was a roller-coaster
@Guyonnn
@Guyonnn 2 жыл бұрын
I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂
@SonnyGambino69
@SonnyGambino69 6 жыл бұрын
My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol
@SonnyGambino69
@SonnyGambino69 6 жыл бұрын
WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.
@gunterstunter
@gunterstunter 6 жыл бұрын
Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?
@paulgumbo5694
@paulgumbo5694 6 жыл бұрын
I call bs lol
@ramonbravo5957
@ramonbravo5957 6 жыл бұрын
Yo we need an update bruh😂
@raman9532
@raman9532 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he knows rogan
@kezzakilla7171
@kezzakilla7171 7 жыл бұрын
I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"
@Dloges
@Dloges 7 жыл бұрын
KEZZAKILLA wtf
@kezzakilla7171
@kezzakilla7171 7 жыл бұрын
DLoges What?
@petermcgill1559
@petermcgill1559 7 жыл бұрын
Kezz You're a creep.
@ninjashit.415
@ninjashit.415 7 жыл бұрын
KEZZAKILLA can i do it next bro?
@TheMastergabe
@TheMastergabe 7 жыл бұрын
I ❤ U
@aaronrebello4514
@aaronrebello4514 3 жыл бұрын
"So I'm not stupid" xD The innocence with which he says it. Very Relatable
@thumbdrum397
@thumbdrum397 5 жыл бұрын
The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing
@lolwhatidk
@lolwhatidk 7 жыл бұрын
funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies
@davidlucht4579
@davidlucht4579 5 жыл бұрын
Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao
@McaCasey
@McaCasey 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy
@DoctorCyan
@DoctorCyan 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!
@tobiaslidstromstre2392
@tobiaslidstromstre2392 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Malone impossible..
@kingdavey90
@kingdavey90 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!
@pmc614
@pmc614 4 жыл бұрын
And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete
@EazyDuzIt187
@EazyDuzIt187 3 жыл бұрын
When Greg says "And I knocked her around" was sooo good hahaha
@DarwinHandy
@DarwinHandy 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite clip. Not because it's better but because Rogan relates a side of his youth and education directly paralleling my own at the same age.
@dannman420
@dannman420 6 жыл бұрын
best podcaster
@gr33n3ggs4
@gr33n3ggs4 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Majerly You mean there is other podcasts out there??
@jerseysilva2036
@jerseysilva2036 6 жыл бұрын
Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.
@raerae555
@raerae555 5 жыл бұрын
This was so good I need to go find the full version.
@lifeofmysterygirl9240
@lifeofmysterygirl9240 4 жыл бұрын
When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings
@oscarpicon7164
@oscarpicon7164 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan
@garrisonsmith753
@garrisonsmith753 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not necessarily a fan of Greg but he’s such a good listener and a great conversationalist. He really wants to learn more. I really respect that.
@deanwallace8120
@deanwallace8120 2 жыл бұрын
My Mom Passed steering in my Eyes 👀!! Love you Mom forever Beautiful Mom!!
@billmfclinton1538
@billmfclinton1538 5 жыл бұрын
he's literally the internet dad lmao
@1337Se7eN7
@1337Se7eN7 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.
@stonechaisson5102
@stonechaisson5102 5 жыл бұрын
fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.
@Hal0Sux
@Hal0Sux 5 жыл бұрын
she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway
@drakeweddner
@drakeweddner 4 жыл бұрын
@I Am The One Who Knocks yup
@coltonjones2253
@coltonjones2253 2 жыл бұрын
Greg and Rogan are pure gold together!
@educatednipple2418
@educatednipple2418 4 жыл бұрын
12:15 that de-escalated quickly
@harpella
@harpella 6 жыл бұрын
Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000
@Kilomanjarrow27
@Kilomanjarrow27 7 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol
@MMA_Ruskie
@MMA_Ruskie 6 жыл бұрын
Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs
@zulain6213
@zulain6213 6 жыл бұрын
i was about to say that
@FunnyFlirtTalks
@FunnyFlirtTalks 6 жыл бұрын
I think it’s funny
@dperry203
@dperry203 6 жыл бұрын
Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology. But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!
@YakuiMeido
@YakuiMeido 5 жыл бұрын
Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.
@robbyg9938
@robbyg9938 4 жыл бұрын
Nice stories I love fighting stories especially.
@funkycool
@funkycool 4 жыл бұрын
Made me nostalgic and I’ve never ever experienced this
@meestermeesterhastings.3159
@meestermeesterhastings.3159 6 жыл бұрын
Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.
@Vu621
@Vu621 5 жыл бұрын
That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.
@Vu621
@Vu621 5 жыл бұрын
@KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.
@Thebossstage1
@Thebossstage1 5 жыл бұрын
@@Vu621 Humans are animals though
@ashleyashleym2969
@ashleyashleym2969 5 жыл бұрын
Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......
@Lysergic_
@Lysergic_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes
@Ang.0910
@Ang.0910 4 жыл бұрын
“I got smacked across the face by a feminine gay guy” 😂😂😂😂
@jameskeffer6603
@jameskeffer6603 4 жыл бұрын
"there was always that one asshole who had a can of Nair and we'd have to go home early" I lost my shit when he said that lmao
@ricksanchez7025
@ricksanchez7025 2 жыл бұрын
I can relate to Joe's take on having no direction so deeply.
@Turk_2023
@Turk_2023 7 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid... 1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too. But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.
@jeffnelson1186
@jeffnelson1186 7 жыл бұрын
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.
@bearythebear69
@bearythebear69 6 жыл бұрын
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂
@bubbapacha7672
@bubbapacha7672 5 жыл бұрын
@StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal
@T-P.
@T-P. 5 жыл бұрын
People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic
@huntr1998
@huntr1998 5 жыл бұрын
@StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD
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