Bert’s funniest joke will be when he outlives Joe.

“I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard

When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB

Bert is the most anti-AA personality I’ve ever seen. He should start a 12 step program for proud alcoholics. Call it ZZ

Joe, “thank god Bert’s a comedian. Imagine him being a poor alcoholic salesman somewhere or something”. Why ya gotta do us like that Joe 😂

"Well they'll be real let down when he dies" Thank you Joe. That's truly the #1 most important point.

That speech from Bert was fucking hilarious

Find someone who looks at you the way Bert Kreischer looks at cocktails

Love how they dunk on Bert and show love for him simultaneously lol

Joe’s face when he said he wants Bert sober was so sweet. Joe loves Bert.

The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.

This conversation has been had no less than 10,000 times one the JRE

I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.

"sober October", "no fap November", "no abortion December". 4Q is becoming harder and harder.

That’s a legit D1 college serve. At a college where there’s no tennis team.

I love that Tom's voice for Bert is the same as Julian's (his kid) hahaha

Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.

"I should speak at AA meetings" lmao, Bert is one hell of an inspirational speaker

I would love to be friends with these three guys. They all seem so positive and uplifting to be around.

He's a legit alcoholic, and most doctors will tell you mixing benzos with alcohol is real bad

Bert is the living incarnation of Slurms McKenzie from Futurama. 😂🖖🏼

This brings back gold from the good ol podcasts

My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years. I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone. A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore. I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then. I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore. It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people. Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not. Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves. Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something. As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.

This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true

I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.

its great to see so many comedians who are the nice people in the world, who also grape people. joe hangs out with the most outstanding people

Man I miss these podcasts being on KZfaq

That drink speech from Burt brought tears to my eyes

7:48 Tom makes eye contact to express how serious this convo got!

I need to start watching JRE again damn

Joe Rogan seems emotional I feel he's that friend he keeps talking about where he fears for his life.

Bert should be in the Alcoholics Hall of fame.

Bert loves disc golf and so do I!!!

Always love a nice chill episode like this to listen to as I fall asleep.

“I’m gonna starve myself” 6:11 perfect impersonation of Bert lmao

Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it

Joe "He's going to let them down when he dies" Rogan lmao

Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.

Bert's tennis serve is really good for having never played tennis

Shout out Glenny Balls, Caleb Presley and barstool Making it big time on JRE

i love tom's brent impression.

Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.

Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️

I'd love him to be a speaker at my AA meeting! Lol

That was kind of heartbreaking going from glorifying an alcoholic to being scared of losing a friend to alcoholism

Joe is a the type of friend that everyone needs. Not a yes man and tells you the truth with not wasting precious minutes in life.

5:33 had me rolling around dead 🤣💀

7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.

I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!

Thanks guys I was going to stop drinking but after Bert’s motivational speech here I go cheers 🥂 😂

Bert is the best. What a great friend to have around.

Bert’s funny but he’s definatley an alcoholic

This podcast released the day that Tom is about to perform in my town. Can’t wait to see him!!

I lost 30 lbs in 2 months and my secret was Inflation.

as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure

the dramatic music is perfect

What a unique topic for you two to discuss again and again and again

His wife said that he got college scholarships for baseball for some pretty legit colleges that he declined so he could party harder

Bert be nimble. Bert be quick. Bert be big, It’s just his schtick.

that sundae conversation speech was seriously one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i watch it atleast once a week

Seeing how good Tom looks and hearing how much worse Bert's drinking has gotten is peak 2 bears

Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.

Joe is such a great friend

That barstool vid is the best ever. Actually hyped me up to haha

Bert is one of the true Enthusiasts in Life. Drink, food, family, friends & fun physical activities.

I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.

it is very interesting to listen to such stories

Love these guys

Bring the podcast back to KZfaq

I like how they care enough to talk about how they will get him. 😂

6:40 "Joe - I dry my eyes with my shirt - Rogan" at it again

Joe “If He Wasn’t A Fat Fuck” Rogan

A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc. High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.

drinking and working out goes together so well lol

Joe *“have you tried sober October”* Rogan

Tom is loving his weight loss. Dude looks incredible.

Tom's Bert impersonation is so perfect.

I don't know why the picture and title of this video made laugh so hard 🤣

Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes

Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.

Everytime I hear that Bert speech I want a drink so bad

My great grandfather lived until 97, and he drank vodka every day right up until he died ...

I was that guy who could party and drink. When you stop being that guy, you only lose the people around you that don't really matter anyway. Bert just needs to look at Artie. His friends and his fans didn't abandon him. They were pleading with him to get help.

I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.

his speech was epic OMGoooodness

Bert is the John Daly of comedy

Bert's gonna bert. 😁👌

Toms impression of bert is so good. I kept thinking they were just playing bert audio

shoutout to caleb from barstool sundae conversations is next level especially from barstool lol

Still waiting for Keanu reeves on the JR podcast

I like Rogan noticing Bert's drinking is heavier than ever. Takes one to know one I guess, Joe's been drinking whiskey and smoking cigars heavier than ever, also.

The tennis match was hilarious.

I control my alcoholism by only drinking 6 months of the year. I quit New Years Day and start up July 1st. It works so well for me because I will never, ever, ever quit drinking..

Enough of the Burt talk save us all. Once a week there's a 10 minute clip about his drinking

I wish my family had supported me nearly as much as Joe supports his friends

Burt please do another cabin season! That show was so funny!

Bro…”one hard work out…I think I deserve a drink” yup that sums it up.

Tom Segura is the older version of Andrew Huberman

bert is a legit, raging alcoholic deep in denial

Burt. Damn good serve!