Or lung cancer

Word😂

Diaz could voice over the stoned caterpillar from Alice n wonderland

Joey's phlegm gag reflex is terrible

Throat Cancer

There were kids like that in my neighborhood and at school...talking about they got brand new Air Jordans but their mother only let them wear 'em on the weekends LMAO😁

@@20yearsago88 smh

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I once told my mates that I was attacked by a sasquatch 😂 I was mercilessly abused for it hahaha and I learned my lesson...don't bullshit. I just wanted others to believe damnit!!

Lol

This🤣💀

Businessman's lunch

The dmt ever do the mob

*Amazonian Cartels have entered the chat*

"Think about it Joe Rogan"

Dielind 😂😂

He had a very stressful paper round

😂

He started smoking cigars when he was 3.

X 3

Landed in my ear😂

Phlegm*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

House of Cards, you are hilarious!!! Lol!

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Its just joey diaz's pants on fire from all the stories he's making up lmao

YANKEEBASTARD and fuck these retards in the comment section

Its OK thats just the Off Screen Doobie.

@FuckYouAllToPieces I guess someone shoudla got him that Diet Coke...

Big wet hot farts coming from sweaty pimpled asses

El CH He grew up in New Jersey and New York so why would you be surprised by the accent ? He probably had a bunch of Italian friends and shit.

El CH Some italians migrated to Cuba. Could be of italian descent

He was adopted by an Italian family

Chris Suarez I’m from Jersey and I’m Filipino and I’ve been told I talk like an Italian. My accent isn’t as thick as Joey but “the fuck outta here” is a thing out here haha

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Lmao

his hands are too small

@@Hingle_McCringleberry87 Those guys at Seton Hall were 7 feet tall!

@@Seewhogetsluckyfirst 😂😂😂😂

He took an academic leave

Exactly this fuckin mook dont know shit. You can tell hes making it up as he talks. Literally ever story he tells is some made up bullshit he saw in a movie or tv show

He's like the kid in school that makes shit up to sound cool.

I mean he’s actually not really that wrong about the construction stuff though.

@@thatjackal74 And not for nothing but he grew up running the streets of Bergen county. All he did was explain a few known examples of racketeering. Majority of people who grew up in or around South Philly, Jersey, New York etc are familiar with this along with other aspects of mob culture....... Although he is definitely taking his role as Big Pussy way too seriously here.

And exactly how do u know he’s not telling the truth?

Same thing

So brave, so woke

Yep

sure...government came from the mob, but they made it transparent. The original fire brigade in NYC was to come to your business and if you paid, they didn't light it on fire. Eventually the value of a legal fire department became obvious. Government legalizes everything out of the mobs hand for a reason...the fact that you said it without irony shows 403 people and everyone below doesn't even understand why most these things are government run. They would legalize cocaine and other drugs (which would be smart) theres just too much blowback on it...whereas booze (ten times more dangerous than marijuana) is A-OK because its impossible to restrict. Even the restriction of cocaine doesnt work, and its mostly a make-work project for the feds and police. Most countries legalize it knowing: fewer addicts, more profit from the taxes.

Lol nah they take 22% on top of that

diaz just upgrade to prodigy, using the 5 1/4" floppy disk.

My man is at max baud rate here

I work in construction here. It's pretty much still like this. The only difference is the mob/unions "shake down" the builder before construction ever starts with added licensing/contractor/concrete/brick mason "fees" ETC. With EVERY "new" building/renovation project in NY (and MANY other cities), rest assured the mob is seeing something.

@@yourlastfoe That’s good to know!

He is on Macintosh AOL dial up

bid-rigging was part of parcel to all government contracts.

Ugh he went to private school and has an Econ degree.

@@ryanschaff2507 Why ya gotta be a wise-ass??? No one likes a wise-ass... Except, maybe, another wise-ass. My grandfather was a very powerful vice-President of a very powerful labor union, in his day the Steeamfitters Local #318, Cape Girardeau, MO... Now known as the Plumbers & Pipefitters Local #562, St. Louis. And I was around several 'connected' guys & even a few actual wiseguys, 'made' guys in the Giordano Crime Family, & Joey Diaz got it, spot on! At one point, they used to literally factor in the mob tax as "assumption of damaged materials," right there in the damned contract! The avg 'John Q. Public' has no idea the grip Cosa Nostra had on the United States! J. Edgar Hoover, the original FBI Director, denied the existence of an Italian Mob for ages! (Probably because he frequented many mob hotspots like The Copacabana or The Stork Room w/his 'husband,' & #2 @ The FBI, Clyde Tolson) They even worked w/The CIA to attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro, & then, successfully, JFK! The Italian Mob, Cosa Nostra, had their hands in EVERYTHING!

The mob back in the day had principal and your word meant everything. Now a days the mob has no class and a bunch of want to bes!

@@matthewrider5906 pubblic domain knowledge at this point. Hoover denied the mafia for other reasons namely that his FBI fratboys couldnt do shit about them. The myth that he was somehow coerced by them is pure fiction. Then there's political reasons. Many politicians got paid off by the mob. Back then I dont think there were laws that dealt with criminal conspiracy of that caliber. So the FBI couldn't do squat. Ffs the Federal Government nailed Al Capone for tax evasion or some nonsense like that.

Because it's not an Italian accent

hes cuban lol

He's Cuban brother.

I've lived in neighborhoods in NJ where as much as 50% of the population is Italian. None of these people sound like the stereotypical Sopranos shit. The media loves to play up the 'guinea wop' Italian stereotype because it's not looked down upon like other stereotypes for some reason. Then again, maybe it's different in deep pockets of NY - but in NJ they're just normal white folks.

@@franksauter8591 are they real Italians or are they 7th generation Americans that came from Italy

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I cringe when he speaks so loosely. It’s like, “Noooooooo! I wanna like you dude but you kinda have to adult and run some measurable/verifiable/quantitative facts in your narrative.” He sounds like he has the rational complexity of the 12 yr old boys I went to school with except he’s pushing 70. 😑

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He said that twice. Too bad he'll never know.

@@KE-ph1ss Joey Diaz also went to school with kids who had the rational complexity of a 12 year old. The unfortunate thing is they were 12 and Joey was 33.

You’re an idiot if you think the mob doesn’t exist in NYC anymore

Spencer G of course they exist. The ones that weren’t sloppy Still operate their businesses today. Carting companies, scrap yards, transfer stations.. etc. the days of intimidation and price fixing are done. NYC has task forces like the “BIC” that have been created specifically to make sure to it. The reason the price of cement cost so much more then other states is because of the price of doing business in nyc. The land, the insurances, the wages, the regulations.. I can go on and on. Big man needs to stop smoking all that weed and realize what year it is.

If you actually followed current doings of the mob in NYC you'd be singing a different tune. The government has been chasing terrorists allowing the mob to regenerate hell with the cuts in funding and downsizing law enforcement hardly have the means to go after the mob like they used to. Fuck the government, fuck the law, and fuck you.

Clinton Fussell cut funding and downsizing? Another idiot. NYC has had a budget surplus for the last 2 years. What the fuck are you talking about?

arthur kitchen its is if you’re poor

You've got to be kidding

I love no man but Rod

um. wut?

I sure as hell don’t love “uncle Joey”

He's not Italian lol

The guy is just talking out of his fat ass. The days when the italian mob ruled NY and the East Coast are long gone. John Gotti was the last big "godfather",whe the FBI took him and his organisation down,in the early 1990´s,the italian mob never recovered. Other organised crime outfits moved in,like the russians,who became big in the 90´s after the Sovjet Union collapsed,other Eastern European organisation too,like Albanian,Armenian,Serbian mafia. And in the last 15 years,there are a shitload of Hispanic gangs on the rise,who are fractured,similar to what happened with the mexican cartels.All kinds of outfits,Puerto Rican,Mexican,the infamous M-13 that Trump mentioned in a press conference(they´re from El Salvador,very violent scumbags) And of course you have your various chinese Triads,Yakuza and Caribbean outfits like Haitian and Jamaican gangs. The italians are still there,but it´s not like back in the day,when they controlled almost everything,their power has been dimished significantly.

I'm sitting there on the fence with you buddy

Lol

@yougotservedyo Lol this right here. Mob was doing this back in the day not today.

@@ethanrichards5830 mob are still active

@@cov9290 Not in construction

Kinda like how white people have been getting those things for centuries crazy right

@@jakobn1848 would you like to perpetuate racism? Bcause that attitude is how you'll keep it going. Either making decisions based in race is wrong, or it is not. You cant have it both ways.

@@DoyleHargraves money is more valuable than race in a capitalist economy, so basing it in income would be more fair

Your boss had to overcome more barriers to get where he's at. He had to overcome the ignorance and subconscious assumptions many white folks make about people of color. You fail to consider the fact that no matter how wealthy he is now he'll always be looked down on by resentful Whites such as yourself. He belongs to a demographic that continually has to deal with the ignorance of white supremacists. He's certainly more likely to be pulled over by cops and profiled than you. Does it bother you that he's more successful? :/

@@DoyleHargraves You perpetuate racism by downplaying its existence. Keep on trying to cover it up and deny it, that's how you get more racists.

Who tho

Not that I believe him but... You do know the mob in and out right?

thats probably how it worked in the 90's but not so much now

@designerwaterbottle in today’s day and age you cannnot remain low key so stop. You can’t hide or get away with nothing. The government isn’t letting money get away so kill that noise

@designerwaterbottle low key? Have you heard about technology? There’s no low key. The feds have parabolic mics. They can hear a snake fart in Egypt. The feds don’t run out of time or money. So keep the stats. Means nothing

@designerwaterbottle nope you can write whatever you’d like. Wrong and I’m right

can fool me this time

He means a line of cocaine

@@ciarawhorean5587 Nope. The term "a blast" is when you are going into flight or fight mode in the bowel area and you blast it into the toilet. Those cops got no dignity for those taco eating heroes.

heh heh.. Charles Schwab ova here

@@Arborpress Quasimodo predicted this

@@JustAdude291 who did what?

Nostradamus

Joe G hahaha a construction worker wouldn’t know anything

Road Warrior anyone know this guy? Must of got bullied by one👀

Joe G no, I just hire them to rebuild my apartment buildings.

Road Warrior must make you a double asshole for picking and hiring morons, your scaredd

Very true at one time. But they just dont have the same hold on construction they once did. Rico did a number on them too.

That rule got broken the second it was spoken

@MrGoodkat Then why the second rule?

Joey Diaz ain't in the mob because he played Big Pussy in The Sopranos. However he did grow up in Bergen county, New Jersey and was at least affiliated with somebody that knows somebody. All he did was explain a few known examples of racketeering. At least known to people who are from areas with heavy mob culture like Philly, Jersey, NY etc.

@MrGoodkat Definitely joking but just now realizing I shoulda worded it better.

They're a size fuggetaboutit and great in the water.

cool story bro

I wish my uncle skippy would have worked for the mafia. Maybe he would have been cool like your uncle.

I bet your uncle never told you how he had to assault innocent people and women.

@@TheJocoHills good, a job's a job

That's about as believable as the Government's story of 9/11

Like as in dem wall-building onez, pallomine?

good luck when the auditor comes around

MAGA

What he’s saying is already out there known from before .. it’s all documented and indictments have been prosecuted lol

Richard Cranium it’s not like he’s saying something the world doesn’t already know..

Uncle Joey would plead the 5th and walk off. #abovethelaw

@@bugsta2012 yeah. 3 decades out of date....

lol

Lol 😂 same

No he doesn't lol

He's a gobshite.

Im guessing you’ve never watched a mob documentary or read a book about them

im cuban too bruh and i say youre wrong

@FuckYouAllToPieces that's quite a mouthful. But I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

The mob came into existence before movies or television.

Cheesy Twat 😂🤣😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

STFU idiot

@@ramtrucks721 lead by example imbecile

@@ramtrucks721 stop it this is getting old

This joke is spreading like a virus.

I'm tired of this TF bullshit joke. Was TF got to do with this discussion. Idiots.

And even then it had shown stuff that was already gone for years

You're not the only one.

Ey, get me a diet coke!

Go do something about it tough guy

vunderground1 read it again and the delete your reply

I mean... He is an actor....

Closes mouth peace

I'll just leave this here for you to read over...www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/members-and-associates-genovese-crime-family-charged-manhattan-federal-court

Lol this is like the ultimate loser comment

@@nekitamol1k242 ironic

Big Man On Campus He grew up in New Jersey and New York aka Mob country, I'm sure he knows a little something we all wish we did.

TXNIZ there is no such thing as the mafia, it’s a racist myth

Michael Rogers looooool wut

@@JulianScotus joey has never hung out around anyone... all schtick

@@BigManOnBetting He never said he did ? He just ran numbers for a little while, it's not like he said he was a fuckin made-member in the Genovese family in NJ lmao stop hating

italiaskate25 the Quebec government is the most corrupt. I’m from Quebec but don’t live there anymore cause if you wanna do construction work on the Quebec side you have ccq ccst and the list goes on and on. So for every 20$ you make 19$ goes to the mob government.