The Church of What's Happening Now Podcast Episode #463 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Brian Redban
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@geraldofrivers6 жыл бұрын
"They put that on the plane, I almost shot the pilot."
@kieranhall175 жыл бұрын
WitcherIsLoveWitcherIsLife as if the pilot has anything to do with it lol
@jobelthirty12945 жыл бұрын
@@kieranhall17 You clearly dont understand latin anger
@xxxfirehuunterxxx5 жыл бұрын
Good humour
@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout90494 жыл бұрын
@@jobelthirty1294 when one Spanish person is affected by something, everybody in the vicinity gotta be affected too 🤣
@icecoldfrosty34924 жыл бұрын
That pilot is a cocksucka
@MrCfc2327 жыл бұрын
Joey roasting Lee shouldn't be free. this is gold
@marley19955 жыл бұрын
hussain abbas Joey should be charging for the church just like all these others do asking for donations and shit
@dilloncrain91112 жыл бұрын
Oh dude when he buries Lee for his shitty food choices it kills me🤣
@kenyoungmartin25252 жыл бұрын
@@dilloncrain9111 Here he goes in on Lee for his hummus addiction 😂
@louis24777 жыл бұрын
"red is the purple orange"
@elchiponr16 жыл бұрын
oh fuck, that cracked me up, ... that's why i love joey diaz
@spookyencounters93926 жыл бұрын
louis2477 Honestly, he's said some of the most hilarious things in his time, but that was one of the best for me . xD
@anthonymigigns14536 жыл бұрын
Fuckin lees a momo
@adams14586 жыл бұрын
louis2477 😄😂😂😂
@Jaime.BryceXIII5 жыл бұрын
oh my god, i almost died laughing
@leonardoneves74503 жыл бұрын
" If Denzel dont have a gun dont even bother..." 😂😂😂 This guy is a fucking genius
@ThisIsRiky Жыл бұрын
Real talk
@jsr71837 ай бұрын
Unreal
@stevenmartinez8726 жыл бұрын
Joey hired lee so he would always have material
@theburners321416 жыл бұрын
Steven Martinez what are you talking about bro?
@daringfawn69585 жыл бұрын
theburners32141 are you dull?
@elchonpirasjowi30105 жыл бұрын
U imagined spent a day with these 2 omg
@riffraff90707 жыл бұрын
"You tell your girlfriend 'I'm a regualr guy' but meanwhile your out with Chinese chicks getting your balls lit on fire with firecrackers" omg fuckin hilarious as fuck! 😂😂😂
@Liam0215 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant line 😂😂😂
@commonsense21565 жыл бұрын
You can literally spend all night watching Joey on KZfaq
@boudreaux99buddy655 жыл бұрын
This is nit even an exaggeration
@Jet_Rod_945 жыл бұрын
My gf thinks I'm on drugs but this is the true reason for my lack of sleep
@dangerousdylan62625 жыл бұрын
I know....... I'm soooooo fuckin tired
@maryyjanee2475 жыл бұрын
I HAVE lol
@tmoney95394 жыл бұрын
True shit. I’m cracking up right now
@labyebmor50687 жыл бұрын
If Denzel dont got a gun dont bother 😂😂😂😂
@elchonpirasjowi30105 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@VoteforPaulo4 жыл бұрын
bruh thats the realest shit anyone's ever said about denzel lmaoooo
@jrob47954 жыл бұрын
@@VoteforPaulo It was funny but it was bullshit. Denzel don't make bad movies....except that time traveling one.
@Stoney-Jacksman3 жыл бұрын
@@jrob4795 so he does you dumb fuck
@zane20652 жыл бұрын
Except for remember the titans
@Somewondude6 жыл бұрын
"who goes to long beach for new years"
@johngonzalez9496 жыл бұрын
QuietHero lee syatts dumbass
@michaelgroskopf98783 жыл бұрын
Me. With snoop
@walzybby2 жыл бұрын
Idk what Joeys on, LBC fuckin parties
@LegitimateKill7 жыл бұрын
Red is the purple orange 😭😭
@Solarisxx7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Ydraug7 жыл бұрын
Sleep
@dazhill507 жыл бұрын
Lizard tacos lmao
@emptRx5 жыл бұрын
"He took his dad for Lizard tacos, Its known around the corner that place has lizard meat." Hahahahaha
@clintaudette36835 жыл бұрын
"It's well known that they serve lizard meat in their tacos around the corner."
@turntwo373 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that
@CM-sc5we3 жыл бұрын
@@turntwo37 You want lizard, you go to Joe's. Joe's in Brooklyn! Everyone knows that!
@excellenceinrecycling40933 жыл бұрын
Had an L rating
@danielportillo563 жыл бұрын
2 years later just wanna say I paused my vid did some things and read you comment when I un pause he said it lmao
@RighteousDareBear7 жыл бұрын
"Now you know why i like going there." jesus christ lee 😂😂
@joeyg25256 жыл бұрын
Exactly, has he never seen Pulp Fiction? lmfao
@crazyjoedavola54304 жыл бұрын
His goal is to get raped by lizard meat servers...🤣
@joeskiluv26612 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo!!!! There is no way he's seen pulp fiction with that statement 🤣
@FamousStarsO67 жыл бұрын
You're fucked in life if Redban is breaking shit down for you.
@vavedern88606 жыл бұрын
"Bad Santa 2 will make your brain try to escape outta your tongue" -Brian Redban, 2017
@SliceofBread1233 жыл бұрын
Underrated lmao
@TheT2Official7 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make t-shirts RED IS THE PURPLE ORANGE like asap
@Stoney-Jacksman3 жыл бұрын
get off your fat ass and make some then
@loantastic61406 жыл бұрын
Lee and Joey are complete opposites in terms of upbringing haha.
@ATB542 Жыл бұрын
The way the guy looks over when Lee says “now you know why I like going there” had me dying
@xarievans79783 жыл бұрын
im drunk at an olive garden by myself waiting for my cousins and im laughing at this shit so hard with my headphones in
@AholicKnight2 жыл бұрын
😂
@tommyfu9271 Жыл бұрын
Why the fuck did you go to olive garden
@joemorgenstern984610 ай бұрын
Sounds like a place Joey would roast you for going to.
@loganm158 ай бұрын
Thats a long name
@buddytheweim5 ай бұрын
Olive Garden is prime territory for roasting
@prodigalparties2 жыл бұрын
Nothing funnier than Uncle Joey basting Lee 😂😂
@raqueltrujillo29302 жыл бұрын
“Red is the purple orange”🤣🤣😭😂
@YSL-jb1we6 жыл бұрын
Stoned to the gills 😂😂
@TheUmzie7 жыл бұрын
Joey's making Lee a stronger and better person. If only all these SJW's had an uncle Joey to put them in their place
@MrLilpaul36 жыл бұрын
MAGA 1990 fuck antifa and fuck trump!
@zerocool00876 жыл бұрын
I'm a member of the church and antifa cocksucka fuck Nazis!
@wubranch16 жыл бұрын
You’re an idiot.
@aaronmedina1826 жыл бұрын
Antifa just hate the fact that Trump is king globalist and he has made the Banks hundreds of Billions of dollars richer and had the most BILDERBURG MEMBERS in attendance his presidential integration out of any president ever. Another thing is that Trump's lawyer Cohen received $500,000 from a company Columbus Nova recently controlled by a Russian oligarch billionaire Viktor Vekselberg, which he now no longer controls immediately after Mueller questioned them in November 2017 - and the Cambridge Analytica hired by the Trump campaign, whose team met with a Putin oil firm tied to Russian interference operations thing - and the Manafort thing - and the Flynn thing - and the Papadopoulos pleading guilty thing - and the Roger Stone thing - and the Cohen thing - and the Kushner thing - and the Carter Page thing - and the Jeff Sessions things - and the Wilbur Ross thing - and the JD Gordon thing - and the Erik Prince thing - and the NRA $30 million getting Trump elected funding coming from Russia thing - and the Nick Davis and Deutsche Bank thing - and the James Comey firing thing - and the firing Sally Yates, who warned the White House that Flynn was blackmailable from Russia thing - and the Russian hacking/Wikileaks thing - and the "Russia, if you can find those Hillary emails" thing - and the bro-love between Trump/Putin thing - and the call to congratulate the Russian dictator for winning a rigged election, despite being instructed by national security aides DO NOT CONGRATULATE, thing - and the refusal of Trump to counter Russia on ANYTHING (e.g. Putin reveals a new nuclear missile whose demo video shows Florida being nuked and Trump instead tweets about Alec Baldwin's acting career) thing - and the refusal to confront the Russian dictator for using a chemical weapon on civilians in our closest ally Great Britain thing - and the Russian propaganda machine favoring Trump thing - and the "we're going to partner with Russia and Putin on cybersecurity" thing - and the Donald "I have zero ties to Russia!" thing - and the Eric Trump "we get most of our financing from Russian banks" thing - and the Kushner "Our portfolio is made up of a disproportionate amount of Russian money" thing - and the Donald "I sold a $60 million mansion to a Russian oligarch known for money laundering for $120 million that he never once lived in" thing - and the Trump business ties with Putin's favorite sports athlete Fedor Emilianenko thing - and the Trump International Corporation's mysterious private server connection to Alfa Bank, Russia's largest commercial bank thing - and the Special prosecutor being named thing - and the persistent attempts to discredit Mueller and the FBI thing - and the trying to fire Mueller in June thing - and Apollo lending $184 million and Citigroup lending $325 million to Kushner's estate firm shortly after a meeting at the White House then the SEC drops Russia firm investigation thing - and the Trump tower meeting with Kremlin connected members thing - and the I won't release my tax returns thing - and the so many Republicans retiring thing - and the Ivanka Trump's vacationing with Putin's girlfriend thing - and the 2013 Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow, where tried many times to meet with Putin thing - and the when he couldn't meet Putin, Putin sent him a personal hand-delivered letter that now MUELLER OBTAINED A SUBPOENAED copy of thing - and the Trump companies business ties to Felix Sater, a criminal felon indicted for stock fraud scheme with the Russian mafia thing - and the FL Group Icelandic hedge fund with massive ties to Putin being heavily invested in Trump Soho thing - and the Rex Tillerson/Exxon ties to Russia thing - and the Russian ambassador at Trump Tower sneaking in and out thing - and the top three Russian intelligence officers, one of whom is legally forbidden from entering the US, meeting with our top three intelligence officers in the US in complete secret (which, as always, we found out about from the Kremlin, not from the White House) thing - and the Kremlin always telling us about their meetings with trump and other White House officials before the White House itself does thing - and the growing proof Russia interfered to have Tillerson picked instead of Romney for state sec thing - and the Trump tried to roll back Russian sanctions the minute he got elected thing - and the blowing the deadline to implement Russian sanctions not once but twice thing - and the Rex Tillerson spending $0 to counter Russian interference despite $120 million set aside thing Other than that, there's absolutely no reason to suspect anything."
@mariobalducci18645 жыл бұрын
Stfu antifa bitch u ain't gna do shit haha gtfoh
@GoodBaLIsTicS4 жыл бұрын
“Last time he went he go ringworm on his head” lmaoooo
@jamishmcquo75905 жыл бұрын
*literally getting roasted on every aspect of his life* HEY THE PIZZA WAS OKAY MAN DONT BE DISSIN THE PIZZA BRO lmfao i love lee
@tonyiommi23804 жыл бұрын
"he is a glutton for punishment" lmao
@CaptainLog5 жыл бұрын
Lee saying, “He could leave stuff in rooms to give me a sty” was the most Lee thing to ever be Lee’d. Lee.
@patrickmccutcheon88605 жыл бұрын
CaptainLog Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee I'm talkin' fuckin' Lee I had a friend named Lee, he cast spell, a spell on me
@pffilms25225 жыл бұрын
5:22 "red is the purple orange"
@yasirkhalil57455 жыл бұрын
A B and B 🤣🤣🤣
@dfbomb897 жыл бұрын
Lee said "now u know why I go there" haha
@mrunreliablenarrator11226 жыл бұрын
balls lit by firecrackers.....priceless.
@RomeoReacts Жыл бұрын
The first two minutes got my stomach hurting 😂 this man is a legend
@napoleansolo5849 Жыл бұрын
“Last time he rented an air bnb he got ringworm” 😭
@pffilms25225 жыл бұрын
4:17 "Bayonne by the sea" lol
@DennisKolenovic6 жыл бұрын
They balance each other out so well
@jam1ga5 жыл бұрын
"If Denzel don't have a gun don't waste your time".Another beauty
@IsLifeaStage6 жыл бұрын
If Denzel don't got a gun don't bother.
@adamlong54186 жыл бұрын
Red is the puple Orange!! Fucking hilarious
@nateholt4293 жыл бұрын
If Denzel doesn't have a gun don't bother. Fucking got me
@badnewzbandits30533 жыл бұрын
I LEGIT SHOUTED WHEN JOEY SAID “eating fucking mints” the delivery 🚚
@bertgetslit62392 жыл бұрын
2:43 “has a 100% on rotten tomatoes” sums up Lees movie choices
@apeters12854 жыл бұрын
"He rents an HMO apartment".....uncle Joiey at his finiest
@danf80476 жыл бұрын
If Denzel ain't got a gun don't bother me hahaha
@bunkerbill6 жыл бұрын
David Y I come back for that line alone.
@SupaNovaLove216 жыл бұрын
love that they always have water on deck
@jesusmunoz62136 жыл бұрын
Ocean View Cotten mouf
@vnthony2439 Жыл бұрын
The I’m a nice guy game I could never relate more bro lmfao
@gravedigger97503 жыл бұрын
joey diaz is the best life lessons and advice you can get
@antgreen10006 жыл бұрын
He paid money to see Faye and the sister they put that on the plane I almost shot the pilot Lol
@AB-gz9yb5 жыл бұрын
antgreen1000 I watched it I thought it was ok
@Lobito-qz9pz2 жыл бұрын
I just fuggen love being recommended all these "Joey Diaz roasts Lee about his smol pp" kind of clips. Someone needs to compile all of them into one
@aswascreates Жыл бұрын
“I turn them all on, I turn them all off” Uncle Joey
@hadihassan3725 жыл бұрын
One of the few things which makes me smile these days
@curtisesters12975 жыл бұрын
"If densely doesn't have a gun don't bother" that shit kills me every time.
@HipHopAn0n6 жыл бұрын
Brian "stoned squirrel laugh* Redban
@mindmotionma73067 жыл бұрын
Redban's right about WB owning a large part of rotten tomatoes but then you have to wonder why all the DCU movies are getting the worst ratings. I don't think they control how rotten tomatoes does their ratings
@marley19955 жыл бұрын
MindMotionMA well then you must not have a brain. Of course they control what the rating are!
@thismothafuckasaid73045 жыл бұрын
Rogan talked about movie companies will hire special companies, who will write and bombard movie review sites with positive reviews for a fee
@Left_coast_bullies5 жыл бұрын
They have have bad ratings too to control the masses why would they give 100 to everyone gtfo
@jamiebell3144 жыл бұрын
They also know that DCU fans will watch whatever the movie is no matter how terrible the reviews are. Its all plot and planned by people who get paid big money to make it look not rigged. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. (Just a joke ftr)
@zeaferjones14042 жыл бұрын
Redban's both right and wrong. Right about Rotten Tomatoes but he has the wrong company. You are right about DC movies but go check out the Marvel movies. It's Disney that owns the Rotten Tomatoes people.
@Mar0328912 жыл бұрын
“If Denzel doesn’t have a fun don’t bother” I’m crying!!! Crying 😭 lol
@mickymcfarts57926 жыл бұрын
5:15 The Deer Hunter
@Sneak2485 жыл бұрын
This kid is the kiss of det.
@aleckosova62756 жыл бұрын
Yoooo Joey literally saying the exact same thing as my father said to me. about how life would be so much easier for him If he did what he supposed to do etc.. Uncle Joey your the man
@billbrasky7540 Жыл бұрын
I binge these, and the first time joey and Lee talked about NYE @long beach was ... Idr how many years ago (among other discussion / times Joey has gotten after Lee for his nonsense lol), and what really makes me laugh is wild binge-watching these little clips, I noticed you know that one clip maybe like from five years ago, one may be from like 6, 1 maybe from 2 years ago, but the fact that like say it's a clip that is four years after the initial roasting of Joey getting on to leave for his silliness, the next random clip could be like 4 years later and Joey still remembers all of it and brings it up again! hahaha I don't know if that makes sense, I know what I mean inside of my head, but sometimes I have a hard time articulating it... But yeah, just saying we are now ten years into the future, at some random point Joey will bring up a act of silliness from Lee like it just happened yesterday, edit he will use the old information along with the new information / nonsensical Lee silliness against him like a lawyer; know like a fucking doctor! 😂
@philaurand71582 жыл бұрын
The way he imitates Lee's voice lol
@howdydude95925 жыл бұрын
Ringworm on his head 😂😂😂
@Ndzzle6 жыл бұрын
Rotten tomatoes is owned by Flixter. Flixter is owned by Fandango. Fandango is owned by NBC. NBC is owned by Comcast Comcast owns numerous media properties, Including movie studios and theme parks.
@joshlewis5754 жыл бұрын
Sure sounds monopolistic to me.
@blizzy63922 жыл бұрын
5:22 'Red is the Purple Orange': Love that show...!
@coreycadden28886 жыл бұрын
"Deer hunter" Mao, mao
@jwizdum21034 жыл бұрын
Was this man Joey really referring to "orange is the new black" when he said "red is the purple orange" 😂😂
@YKing-zr3di5 жыл бұрын
"I almost shot the pilot" bruh i died
@inward_censorship60854 жыл бұрын
Not even Snoop Dogg goes to Long Beach for New Year's
@VanirTraditionalist5 жыл бұрын
Never saw the sequel but the original Bad Santa is a classic! I wouldn’t blame Lee for wanting to see it.
@kylebiggs88493 жыл бұрын
Why would the end this clip with that cliffhanger 😂
@simpslayer47934 жыл бұрын
Joey,'s a legend .
@doctor_doom5413 жыл бұрын
Red is the purple orange 😂
@jacobtracc28624 жыл бұрын
This needs to be called the “Roast Lee Show”
@AddictofFilm4 жыл бұрын
Lee & Joey is great combination, the perfect match.
@guywithopinions60814 жыл бұрын
Bro y’all didn’t have to do lee like that at the end 😂
@edwardjones22026 жыл бұрын
Bad Santa is a great movie!
@asthesundrops4 жыл бұрын
This NEVER ends
@connorstevens94 Жыл бұрын
Red is the purple orange 😂😂
@fredc86186 жыл бұрын
fences was amazing!!
@warp86436 жыл бұрын
"now you know why I like going there"
@cripnamedblood2 жыл бұрын
Joey vs Lee is my life
@stevenmartinez8726 жыл бұрын
Joey calls it so perfect lee buys into the hype of advertising and tv
@marcap97573 жыл бұрын
Red is the purple orange 😂🤣💀
@inuenndo_3 жыл бұрын
He just has one liner after one liner, after one liner. Joey talking on the pod is better than most peoples sets
@lilbabybeard2 жыл бұрын
red is the purple orange 😂
@deevondudley98546 жыл бұрын
Bad santa 1 was hilarious
@moemartins59375 жыл бұрын
Lee is the person 2 just keep adding gas 2 the flame
@kokothegreat55832 жыл бұрын
God damn I miss these two 😢
@user-zn4ti2oj4d6 жыл бұрын
i played that im a nice guy game meanwhile i was out in the parking lot working security smoking heroin and blunts lol
@BB-tv8qu5 жыл бұрын
I TURNED OFF LA LA LAND TEN MINUTES INTO IT TOO AHAHA
@executiveoutcomesUSA8 ай бұрын
Deer Hunter with Robert Deniro…🤌🏻🍻😎🇺🇸
@noelkollie73482 жыл бұрын
“Red is the purple orange” - Joey Diaz
@bluespartaninc6 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is scared of deliverance lmao
@Travismcdee3532 жыл бұрын
"and now u know why i like going there"
@jasongtivr65 жыл бұрын
Bad Santa is a classic! One of the best. Not sure about part two🤷🏽♂️
@LANGI9022 жыл бұрын
The 1st one is awesome.
@briobrio60475 жыл бұрын
Long beach on New Years 😂😂😂
@bob96444 жыл бұрын
Brb gonna watch deer hunter and deliverance
@thejessman14602 жыл бұрын
A glutton for punishment! Hahaha!!!
@elxan99042 жыл бұрын
Yo is is something on my screen or does Joey have a little mustache going 😂
@ismailfarah48524 жыл бұрын
la la land was good. Emma stone totally deserved that Oscar.
@deadlydova17555 жыл бұрын
"Now you know why I like going there." ....wait...WAT!!!