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Күн бұрынJoey Diaz talks about his life, how people misjudge people who have been to prison, and why he used to hate Father's Day.
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@Stacey_-bf2mb 4 жыл бұрын
Lee: “how many flies do you have?” *rips joint* “Right now I’ve got three in captivation”
@stacksmasher 4 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best show on KZfaq. Hands down! Everyone else just says and does the same old shit..... not uncle Joey.
@andresfernandez4634 4 жыл бұрын
The female fly telling the other flies: you look like my therapist without "the"
@BigStevie 4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous......
@cashen7384 4 жыл бұрын
I started dieing laughing when he said" let me tell you something, last night my wife was pulling SHEETS of skin off my back, water underneath them from blisters" lolololol
@stevenvlogs1176 4 жыл бұрын
That part crack me up lol
@Jchamp443 4 жыл бұрын
I needed this so bad...been goin through it and I burry my emotions so I didn’t even know I was headed for a nervous breakdown...I can hide it from myself so well I don’t ever stop moving cause I know if I do I will crash and burn..I had to cry last night , and that was before this episode came out...it felt so good to feel again...then hearing this episode helped me situate my own issues which are a lot of the same ones Joey has..I send my love to the world today...DC/Bmore -Jay champ
@jcraig1848 4 жыл бұрын
Big up from Silver Spring. Hang in there fam
@tannerannichiarico7255 4 жыл бұрын
There's people out there that love you man! Stay up.
@leejganderson7827 4 жыл бұрын
Alright the best medicine is laughter and even sometimes a good cry and tears has to get out
@1212potach 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it together :) We are with you bro ;). Much love from UK
@josian354 4 жыл бұрын
Everything’s going to be alright. Just experienced this a couple months ago for the first time. Shed some tears and some relaxing music. Felt much better. You are not alone in this. LOVE FROM NORTH JERSEY ! not to far from where Uncle joeys from.
@bigbrainalertpodcast9902 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey always shows up at the right time
@DeepFrigidWinter 4 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I just walked outside to smoke and it was just POSTED
@GamingJay250 4 жыл бұрын
that the truth was just looking for something to watch hahaha
@mattmattmatt7347 4 жыл бұрын
Just started working, and uncle Joey posts some heavy shit!
@adogsbreakfast6327 4 жыл бұрын
good googaly moogaly
@johntalavera5686 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey you need to post a Friday Night Show , it would blow up , people need your comedy , it helps us feel like everything is going to be alright again! Will life ever go back to normal? As long as Uncle Joey is making us laugh who gives a fuck.
@Tiddus09 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could ask my father a lot of questions I miss him
@breadlyv 4 жыл бұрын
sorry about that man, i'm sure he's looking down on you now
@dennisparker1363 4 жыл бұрын
As a dad myself I would want my kid to live a righteous life,be happy. Screw questions live for you.
@Mrnut69 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your turmoil m8. You have people here who care doe. Live your life with no regrets!
@animlk3 4 жыл бұрын
What would you ask him if you could??
@paularrigan4441 4 жыл бұрын
Me too brother 🤘🏽
@lukemckee9772 4 жыл бұрын
After work getting baked and the church comes into session. Stay safe uncle Joey.
@tannerannichiarico7255 4 жыл бұрын
God damn bro they got you working graveyard somewhere?
@lukemckee9772 4 жыл бұрын
@@tannerannichiarico7255 Naa from the land down under man
@zachhoward9099 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukemckee9772 blew my mind when I looked up timezones and saw how far ahead of The States Australia is, up to like 14 hrs in some places
@aliencatcrew3336 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukemckee9772 down under what??
@lukemckee9772 4 жыл бұрын
@@zachhoward9099 how do you think it is for me living half a day in the future haha
@cain2kill 4 жыл бұрын
It's so captivating when Joey talks about how his cats interact with each other.
@theorv29 4 жыл бұрын
I actually set down what I was holding...
@brooks8685 4 жыл бұрын
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@imdabeast100 4 жыл бұрын
“Johnny one wing, Stevie one wing, I think the other ones a girl I can’t figure it out”
@zimiggle14 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Fox 🤣😂😂
@bowmanny8056 4 жыл бұрын
Too good, Joey’s a gem 😂
@TheRealKidSpitter 4 жыл бұрын
No better way to start off the day then listen to uncle Joey talk about his POW flies 😭
@rafiki305 4 жыл бұрын
And lines!
@hrodriguez614 4 жыл бұрын
I throw them a piece of shit every once in awhile 😂😂😂😂😂
@davidcravens330 4 жыл бұрын
I bet Joey has the stinkiest bum
@señor916xfour 4 жыл бұрын
#LeeStopHiding We miss seeing your chubby face on the Church!
@pro-self-offense3823 4 жыл бұрын
Hiding just draws more attention to it and makes people think of it more.
@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын
Estou abrindo os vídeos só esses crimes e eles fizeram contra mim de eu tô abrindo os vídeos antigos que já foi aberto já o que é o crime que vem fazendo contra mimé o que eles mentiram contra minha pessoa os crimes que eles fizeram que já foi mentira eu tô abrindo os vídeos tô mostrando para mostrando a******** de crime que elesvídeo que eu estou abrindo agora para mostrar para vocês os crimes
@swat79a 4 жыл бұрын
The uncle I wish I had 🤣 Joey keep kicking ass!
@armandoeliserio5244 4 жыл бұрын
Mom carried for 9 months but Dad carrys for life. Happy Father's Day.
@DJZ3ROKONTROL 4 жыл бұрын
This is some dumb shit. It makes no sense 😂 after your mom had you, she quit caring about you? 😂😂😂Happy Father's Day!
@BeamMonsterZeus 4 жыл бұрын
Not my dad lmao
@CodeNameShadowDude 4 жыл бұрын
U think daddy touched Armando ?
@XTheJenovaProjectX 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t get this. But your intentions are genuine. Happy Father’s Day.
@TBCLaker 4 жыл бұрын
The one reason why I stay up late... Bong rip... joeys podcasts...
@johntalavera5686 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey thank you for making my Monday’s and Weds , you have helped me get through the hardest time of my life. You remind me of my dad who passed in 1988 , you are old school like my dad and because of that ‘ Your the Man’! You keep me laughing and I look forward to seeing you. Happy Father’s Day Joey , Your a good man !
@thedonofthsht76-58 4 жыл бұрын
Theres truly noone like joey. Hes a living legend and I'm gonna miss him when hes gone. So enjoy him every day hes still here
@puddintaine4556 4 жыл бұрын
RIP SUPABAD
@85devlin 4 жыл бұрын
Hey uncle Joey, I hope all went well at the doctors and you got a good finger blasting my brother.. Big Love from the UK dude.
@roscoebuns5264 4 жыл бұрын
My father passed away 3 years ago on Father's day.
@breadlyv 4 жыл бұрын
sorry bud, keep your head high
@jacksack8155 4 жыл бұрын
Keep rockin brotha
@OAM595 4 жыл бұрын
Stay black brother
@arseniklas 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry bro
@sk8trryan1997 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@SebastianHernandez-fb7uo 4 жыл бұрын
I am stoned to the gills rn
@swat79a 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto 🤣
@shizlittlebam 4 жыл бұрын
Dabbing as we speak
@swat79a 4 жыл бұрын
@Kekistani Pepe it only seems right to be, especially since their getting ripped lol
@JoshySound 4 жыл бұрын
Just turned 20 today so im with ya! Uncle Joey with a nice gift for the day!
@rm3478 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P SUPERBADD
@bradc2662 4 жыл бұрын
I'm with ya Joey. They aren't cancelling s it
@patrickbedruz6475 4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Mass with The Church! Feels like Christmas, much love Uncle Joey!
@mightymute8374 4 жыл бұрын
@PED GSP and yet you are here.
@Raww1RS 4 жыл бұрын
PED GSP you must be joking. That is the single worst channel I’ve ever seen.
@mxharescrambler6612 4 жыл бұрын
PED GSP he’s a major lying pos more times than not. He constantly contradicts himself. I used to love him, but the more I listen the more he pisses me off.
@mxharescrambler6612 4 жыл бұрын
PED GSP especially since the corona virus BULLSHIT started. He went from badass to major PUSSY real quick!
@BigStevie 4 жыл бұрын
Much Love to all the Savage Fathers out there. Church 4 Life!
@kodi258 4 жыл бұрын
Here to support you! You can never cancel Joey coco Diaz
@harperty4596 3 жыл бұрын
a trick: watch series at kaldroStream. I've been using it for watching a lot of movies during the lockdown.
@milescolten5181 3 жыл бұрын
@Harper Ty definitely, have been watching on kaldrostream for years myself :)
@jesushenrik8631 3 жыл бұрын
@Harper Ty Yea, have been watching on Kaldrostream for years myself :)
@bentleyemory6821 3 жыл бұрын
@Harper Ty definitely, been watching on kaldrostream for years myself :)
@bakercolton9226 3 жыл бұрын
@Harper Ty definitely, been watching on KaldroStream for months myself =)
@TheCodyP123 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 27 no kids with fkn tears in my eyes when mercy said "can I come back tomorrow?" and his anxiety went away, cuz for a real man that's really all you want at the end of the day.
@MrFerjurowns 4 жыл бұрын
@Cody luliucci throughout my life, my dad has always been negative and loved to shove his opinions and problems down my/my siblings throats... there was a lot of negativity projected onto us, a lot of unnecessary negativity. As a result, all of my sibilings and myself have learned to avoid him when possible. I realized as I got older that he really fucked with my self-esteem. Everytime something goes wrong in any way, I always feel like it's my fault because of the way I was raised. Its good that Joey doesn't let his emotions get in the way of being a father. Because people do remember the little things.
@TheCodyP123 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrFerjurowns I appreciate how hard it can be working through family stuff while doing your best to do right
@4estfloor 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha.. Uncle Joey is experimenting on flies in his basement with ON-IT products...
@seancrutcher525 4 жыл бұрын
Haha.alpha brain got him smarter than your average shit fly
@MisterRandom101 4 жыл бұрын
@@seancrutcher525 First he makes the fly retarded with a 1000mg edible and then he checks if the alpha brain is working.
@benzarate606 4 жыл бұрын
Smoking a bowl watching uncle Joey before work start the day right before dealing with my lame boss and ass kissing coworkers
@dealt 4 жыл бұрын
Like a doctah
@seamus7d 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the show and the work you do, it means alot that you’re so reliable
@omerta5357 4 жыл бұрын
This I one of the greatest podcasts out.thanks Joey Diaz
@monkey.dthunderrevolutiona2133 4 жыл бұрын
havent sleept in days glad joey put this up at 2
@4estfloor 4 жыл бұрын
What's keeping you awake?
@brandonarenson1273 4 жыл бұрын
I know you'll never see this but I love you Joey Diaz
@michaelbobadilla 4 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Brendan shcaub for not being On this podcast
@billysm00th 4 жыл бұрын
Na
@trespasscomplex 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaahaa
@lajpaalali6136 4 жыл бұрын
Podcast the day before my birthday, tremendous
@astroiddad4359 4 жыл бұрын
June babies yuh
@RedRobinHood 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday
@lajpaalali6136 4 жыл бұрын
@@RedRobinHood thanks man
@nickmartinez5644 4 жыл бұрын
"Who's sparking another one with me?" I had to pause n go back outside lol
@featwizzle5517 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@morty100mgdistillategummy7 4 жыл бұрын
39:38 Cocksucka
@V8.77 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you uncle Joey for that, these podcasts always hit home in some way. Look after yourself and all the best.
@Txoyster11 4 жыл бұрын
Joey's imitation of Lee sounds like Marge Simpson.
@Smiley-Coyote 3 жыл бұрын
😂 Holy shit I could never put my finger on it but you nailed it! Shitballs that’s hilarious 😂
@ybanbanda5337 4 жыл бұрын
Have a great day.....regardless of what bullshit they throw at you today........Much love!
@stayingloyaltonaymencke606 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@nickfeist1787 4 жыл бұрын
Joey had me choking up at 8am about the cat in the beginning
@mannygallegos775 4 жыл бұрын
Just finished JRE now uncle Joey. What a beautiful way to end the day.
@zackarylafantaisie427 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the amazing podcasts uncle Joey. In the hospital at the moment for my eye and u raised my spirits much love.
@DaveHagerty 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I was going to cry today, God bless you Joey.
@xWeAreCoolx 4 жыл бұрын
Unc! Preciate you always making my day better
@bababooey7315 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being a father figure in my life joey , i hate my real dad and i havent talked to him in years , thanks for all the knowledge youve taught
@bababooey7315 4 жыл бұрын
Mn On u gotta forgive first and then you can forget about it and move on, just forgive everyone and accept and worry about your life and what makes u happy from now on, thats all i can say
@bababooey7315 4 жыл бұрын
Mn On dont forget your mom tho just honour her and live your life in happiness , make your own story , take advice, take knowledge, and take chances have fun
@featwizzle5517 4 жыл бұрын
“He’d bite me, he’d fuckin scratch me, he was a great cat” lol
@traditionallyuntraditional2032 4 жыл бұрын
The fact he has a cat pillow that he cuddles! God Damn we don’t deserve Uncle Joey!
@isaakix606 4 жыл бұрын
When he said he was gonna buy a tazer , and how Lee cried when they burned down the Wendy's I died laughing
@allh0t 4 жыл бұрын
Knocked it out the park with this one Joey!
@rgentertainment3302 4 жыл бұрын
The comments for this show are always so positive haha tremendous!
@dhruvhinduja8657 4 жыл бұрын
Love from India🇮🇳
@Mannydamon 4 жыл бұрын
Love from my bedroom
@lukasevans9246 4 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't imagine growing up and they're already dead." Lmao well said Lee
@twrzenski 4 жыл бұрын
Profound 🤣
@masterakaron 4 жыл бұрын
I'm with you, Joey. I've had cats & dogs my whole life, and some of them I've lost hit just as hard as the people I've lost in life.
@shrimpbadgids 4 жыл бұрын
Having a rough spot in life thanks joey
@kubrick19771111 4 жыл бұрын
When Joey started roasting lee at the end I had to change my bedsheets
@carlosbamboozalo9797 4 жыл бұрын
My ex took the cat a week ago, I almost feel your pain...
@Thardunkichud 4 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm so sorry.
@wecre8sound652 4 жыл бұрын
Bro when my ex took the cat she blocked me on everything. I made a new number to keep trying to get the cat back LOL.
@ricardosandoval2931 4 жыл бұрын
God Bless You Uncle Joey!
@ChilsonTV 4 жыл бұрын
love how Joey breaks down the concept of "Moral Luck" perfectly without ever taking a philosophy class
@scotth1807 4 жыл бұрын
Lovin' the Shmedium shirt Joey, looking good!
@coreyroush5965 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Fathers Day! I love you Uncle Joey. My Father was in prison and I hated Father's Day
@Southpaw_canvass 4 жыл бұрын
We love you Joey. I hope you recieve an unexpected call Sunday!!
@daveb.127 4 жыл бұрын
Love you man hope you and your family are safe and healthy!!! Love the pod. Love seeing you live. Come back to vegas my man!!!!
@papawalrus4240 4 жыл бұрын
Love Ya Uncle Joey!
@otsoto8088 4 жыл бұрын
Cancel him??? Make a movie about this guy.. The Joey Diaz Story. Living LEGEND
@mikimiki195 4 жыл бұрын
Put George Perez back on I like his stories
@dominickdarpino5584 4 жыл бұрын
Bout to finish work, go home and smoke a fat lava cake joint
@Twobarpsi 4 жыл бұрын
That'll make you go far in life, you useless pot head!
@bri_xona9742 4 жыл бұрын
Can I join? I'll bring snacks
@dominick358 4 жыл бұрын
Lava cake fireee. Glad to see the other Dominick's in the world doing it right 😂
@señor916xfour 4 жыл бұрын
After work I’d rather smoke some sweet sticky icky weed than drink a couple beers. No shitty dehydrated feeling afterwards or extra calories that result in a beer belly. It must suck to be in a non legal state when almost half the country legalized it, I’d probably be a jealous hater too.
@joaobranquinho 4 жыл бұрын
@@Twobarpsi he shows his name, more than you're doing here ...just sayin
@cliffordbroom7908 4 жыл бұрын
Best podcaster in the world . Unfortunately live in northern England so probs not hitting the store anytime soon ☹ UNCLE JOEY
@stankles7688 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad this podcast happened and my birthday are both on the same day.
@johnpenyk6776 4 жыл бұрын
Stay strong Uncle Joey, the church is here for you, like you are for us.
@bostonjames9445 4 жыл бұрын
Just bought my first bong here in Australia. Bout to christen this sucka 🙏🏾
@IBENOUTMYMIND 4 жыл бұрын
Ice cubes if you can to keep the bong smoke cool. Use alchohol and Epsom salt to clen that baby when it gets dirty.
@furbyinthemicrowave5344 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it real and go to plumbing supply store for 1 1/2 inch tubing, 1/2 inch stainless. Add small glass drink bottle and foil and it's done.
@bostonjames9445 4 жыл бұрын
@@IBENOUTMYMIND ice cubes were a nice touch 🙏🏾 appreciate the advice. Had me in another dimension 😴
@bostonjames9445 4 жыл бұрын
@reppohkered not so much now. It's legalised in one territory. Bongs and those types of things are banned but we got loopholes for example they market them as "liquid pourers" we can smoke in public but still gotta be cautious but it's cool 😂
@edwardforester360 4 жыл бұрын
I love my son with all my heart and soul
@MrGage805 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Uncle Joey. we all miss Ralphie a big time! "Towel rolled at the door cause we are God fearing folk"
@LAEGGY 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey! Right on time!l
@blueG37_ 4 жыл бұрын
exactly what I wanna hear with a morning cup of joe
@ProperChaos 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Uncle Joey
@slu4154 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Lee & Joey!
@chrisgutierrezcgp2466 4 жыл бұрын
love it listened to the end
@Belte23 4 жыл бұрын
Its Wednesday!
@Acee82 4 жыл бұрын
Lee to Joey "sometimes I think your flies are attacking me"
@MrTadkins23 4 жыл бұрын
Lee is so stoned he’s giggling like every 4-5 secs
@tunesupremacy5687 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy love the show I literally watch it all day all night 24/7
@JamesMcManusMrJamesMcManus 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joey! Really get getting me through lockdown and happy farther day uncle Joey
@EgoDrivenFilms 4 жыл бұрын
That siren at the beginning, how I miss the craziness of NOHO and how I don't!
@rtistik94 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Father's Day, Uncle Joey. Tremendous Podcast!!
@stacksmasher 4 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best show on KZfaq. Hands down! Everyone else just says and does the same old shit over and over..... not uncle Joey.
@theweberjosh 4 жыл бұрын
This podcast is a gift, better than any birthday bullshit. I'm in a weird place but this has me gripped 👊 big love
@swat79a 4 жыл бұрын
Happy father's day Uncle Joey!
@TheLegoBongoDrum 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else patiently waiting for the next church episode to see what Joey has to say to those on Twitter trying to cancel him? I sure am
@albertojeda6302 4 жыл бұрын
There will never be another church ever again
@TheLegoBongoDrum 4 жыл бұрын
@@albertojeda6302 this comment didn't age too well
@FXR_OG 4 жыл бұрын
I really love cats, and I know how it feels when you miss the hell out of your little buddy.
@Mannydamon 4 жыл бұрын
Cat lives matter
@mind-of-neo 4 жыл бұрын
Thin blue line of authoritarian thugs.
@simonwoodside5464 4 жыл бұрын
Time to bring abit of laughter into our day😂Thankyou uncle Joey and Lee and all your guests past and present your all so much appreciated 👍
@sebby868 4 жыл бұрын
Really needed this episode... thanks joey
@diogocampos8244 4 жыл бұрын
The best joints are with you and Lee ✌️👊🤘
@Tony2times714 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey you talking about the cats was awesome ✌😎
@saltress1126 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you talk about Your Cats that way. I have had many rescues since, but my 1st Siamese Cat Tiffany was my soulmate. I was blessed with her for 18 years. Every single day. FYI I have 6 Rescued forever babies and one injured outside Boy Big Paulie in a crate in my yard. He needs help I can’t financially afford right now so I’m doin what I can for him on my own for now...I gotta tell you Joey, I never met an animal I didn’t love. Unconditional gratitude, loyalty and love. 🐱🐾❤️ P.S. I love you, Your show, your stories are never dull even if I heard them before. Genuine dude 🤗👍 Thanks for the laughs I appreciate you. 😘👍☀️😙🚬💨😂🤣😭
@taylorb7393 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks uncle Joey, this is just what I needed to unwind before bed
@jeanclaudelethargique2292 4 жыл бұрын
Good on you Joey-Godspeed my friend
@TargetsandTisms 4 жыл бұрын
Stay safe Joey thanks for talking to us people
@samuhka 4 жыл бұрын
My cat is everything to me, joe. Hang in there. we love you
@drewk7877 4 жыл бұрын
Cats...P.O.W. flies...Lee giggles...Church is in full effect.
@sawyerorr2868 4 жыл бұрын
I was having a terrible day until I listened to you coco. You make everybody giggle when they’re down. Much love brotha!
@TahitianBlissMeeBee 4 жыл бұрын
one of the many reasons i love Joey, i love and miss my 2 cats. every cat is so different, each w their own personality. Unconditional love. i think i mourned more for my 20 year old cats than certain ppl. have a new cat in my life: Zoee
@rekocastren923 9 ай бұрын
RIP Superbad. I lost my cat/gumbaa Kassu last Summer.. for 10 years he was my homie, he had a good life and was all love and chill ❤️
@stevenvlogs1176 4 жыл бұрын
U always make my day feel better uncle Joey 👍
@aschool9510 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so stoned when the garbage truck beeped on the podcast I ran outside to see if my truck was getting towed haha!
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