The Church Of What's Happening Now
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7 жыл бұрынBrendan Schaub, former UFC fighter, cohost of "The Fighter and the Kid," podcast and host of the "Big Brown Breakdown" podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 05/17/2017.
@proffeserdude 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan was the kid in elementary school who would pull his pants all the way down at the urinal.
@christopherbriscoe4937 7 жыл бұрын
Luke Lol! Don't hate, he just wanted to feel a breeze on his nuts while he let it go.
@lanceroberts7548 7 жыл бұрын
Luke i hated those fukn kids. that's great
@markfreeman485 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha every school had that kid too!!!
@andrewhagan8885 7 жыл бұрын
Lol that was me. I'd also stand back as far as I could to see if I could make it. We'd have competitions.
@BallJuiceOfZeus 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha i remember that kid
@1990sodapop 7 жыл бұрын
guest: hey joey do you like chicken? joey: .......well you know back in 82' in boulder on 89th street I was locked up and worked in the kitchen.
@mikec1554 6 жыл бұрын
1990sodapop lol
@lac7439 4 жыл бұрын
u sir can have my like 4 that
@TARAHUMARA17 7 жыл бұрын
you know its over when joey diaz pops a pill without hesitation that he just found in his wallet from 1988.
@Mopo3oB44 7 жыл бұрын
Joey "When I got arrested in boulder" Diaz
@thelostearthling8318 7 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha Joey "Lemme Tell Ya Something Joe Rogan" Diaz
@Jattmafia313 7 жыл бұрын
Joey "Something changed about cocaine in 1987" Diaz
@kylew.tuttle7520 7 жыл бұрын
lol every podcast is just Joey Diaz explaining to the guest a different version of getting arrested LOL
@Jboy19881 7 жыл бұрын
Joey "when we filmed the longest yard" Diaz
@giggityeffyou 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!
@jringo6838 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type of guy that Fans his face when he is hot.
@Slasheaxl 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to tell his boys its poker night and bring out the twister mat
@astralnight3493 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck man, That's a good one lmao
@RawShogun 7 жыл бұрын
the type of dude to serve finger foods in a pink apron
@anthonylopez9868 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type a nigga that tells your girl she to good for you and deserves better
@anthonylopez9868 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type a guy that fucks your girl and then you tell him your sorry
@anthonylopez9868 7 жыл бұрын
he the type of guy that goes to Mcdonald's and orders a cheeseburger no cheese like nigga just ask for a hamburger
@REDBELLYY 5 жыл бұрын
Brendan definitely closes the fridge door with his hip
@Francisah 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to tell his homies they're going out for drinks and pull up to a winery for wine tasting.
@friedasspotatoe3715 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@guiseppe6215 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahhahaaa
@michaeltrautner7878 2 жыл бұрын
Damn 🤣 . I bet $$$ he beats you up in a fight though.
@michaelgemmer2806 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@reecegraves3738 2 жыл бұрын
Nope that’s more Bryan callen
@TalesfromtheRick 3 жыл бұрын
The Church is legendary. Long live Uncle Joey and Lee Syatt
@ermac102 2 жыл бұрын
Lee swat
@moep.8578 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@gregoryfrederick3909 2 жыл бұрын
I blame it on the Koalas.
@jimbossteakhouseodessa1602 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to enjoy his creepy uncles extra long hug
@0xstev3 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to offer to spot you in the squat rack
@ms-06fzakuii53 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga that curls in the squat rack
@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Steve Steven deep under hook style
@joesheridan9451 3 жыл бұрын
Even when your just warming up on the bar
@ConnorWoodier94 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to disagree with what he just said
@flamincheeto624 6 жыл бұрын
ConnorWoodier i think you'd be surprised
@ryemc915 5 жыл бұрын
Yes ask Joe !
@Francisah 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to look at his nails with his palms facing down.
@JWP6948 7 жыл бұрын
Francisco Santiago 😂😂😂😂😂 Fuck!!!
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Francisco Santiago lmao this is the best one
@NewWorldAstro 7 жыл бұрын
Francisco Santiago only thing that made me laugh today thank you !
@anderson-kj3zs 6 жыл бұрын
Francisco Santiago best one
@everfragoso4550 6 жыл бұрын
Haha
@aaroncolombo 7 жыл бұрын
gotta admit these brendan jokes are crackin.
@shaokhan4421 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Colombo Brendan is funny, people don’t recognize
@trespasscomplex 4 жыл бұрын
@@shaokhan4421 He was talking about the jokes people are making at Brendan's expense in the comments
@Johnny1.0 3 жыл бұрын
@@shaokhan4421 That you Brendan? Lol
@tomhinds14 3 жыл бұрын
Name me one
@Jinxx270 3 жыл бұрын
Said no one
@philsmith3019 6 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the type of guy to address you by your first and last name, and it effectively draws you into what he proceeds to say, thereafter.
@whatever1510 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bab3293 4 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type of guy to purchase a Victoria's secret gift card for himself.
@bing1205 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to practice Jiu Jitsu on a pillow
@markfreeman485 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that one was good
@solidtank7957 7 жыл бұрын
Oh you talkin bout the Schaub shutdown?
@theitcheesoxj6372 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being a tremendous uncle, Joey
@1990sodapop 7 жыл бұрын
Brendon is the type of guy to sit on his daddy's lap as an adult.
@Pharcyde59 7 жыл бұрын
While Joey talks Shaub is off camera throwing in random words to make himself relevant to every story. Dude got more adlibs than the Migos.
@dman685 7 жыл бұрын
Pharcyde59 lol word
@Jattmafia313 7 жыл бұрын
Pharcyde59 I'm not mad at that
@patrickkoenig3317 7 жыл бұрын
"Yeah" "Damn" "shit" "okay"
@jodecisanchez8785 7 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment in the section.
@TwazkemUSAbi 7 жыл бұрын
Pharcyde59, you are a hater, if you described anyone it's Lee to a fucking T momo.
@nastyboyken3278 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to send his boys pics of his outfit in the dressing room
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Nastyboyken it's good to have opinions
@dapcee9352 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan ,the type of guy that combs and braids his wife's hair ...
@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel cee ...... bitches love that shit bro
@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын
Thats a way to get her between your legs, so she feels the corn on the cob on her back jack!
@tonybrumley6840 3 жыл бұрын
@@samwoods3430 your comment on this is definitely underrated 😂
@reecegraves3738 2 жыл бұрын
@@samwoods3430 and once the braids are done it’s time to for her to swallow the sword of death
@waltertupou6749 7 жыл бұрын
"Ga Ga dooshhh!!!" - I trained with that guy
@craigbuchan 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to sing along at a Beyonce concert
@luke5159 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy that gets a "contact high" awww
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Luke once we blew smoke in the face of a friend's sleeping brother he woke up and freaked, saying guys it's not funny I feel weird and cried. there you go random Internet commenter my life's story. your welcome
@Eastcoastcarclub 6 жыл бұрын
Luke first time I was ever around pot growing up I thought I got contact high. Then I smoked it later on and found out what was up lol
@juice6199 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I get exactly what your saying but contact high is 100% real lol I've seen some people get high af just chilling where my friends and were seshing years ago and that shit was wild and funny but also kinda sketchy cause they didn't want to be high so they started getting paranoid asf
@mattm501 7 жыл бұрын
If your swimming and it smells like shit a sharks nearby.. invaluable church knowledge lol
@labyebmor5068 6 жыл бұрын
Matt Moncada when i smell shit, i climb on a rock. Haha damn im doing the same from now on.
@adrianmean7424 4 жыл бұрын
OP m b m ilx
@ecomriley 7 жыл бұрын
SONG at the Start = Timex Social Club - "Rumours".......... Enjoy People! :)
@dylanbald7545 7 жыл бұрын
Full Life Freedom this needs more thumbs up. Thanks brother!
@romanhurtado1950 7 жыл бұрын
thanks
@fukcserbia 7 жыл бұрын
Youre a true king, Thank you brotha
@GFunkadelic707 7 жыл бұрын
Full Life Freedom also sung by mike Marshall. Bay Area legend. The guy who sung the hook on Luniz - I got five on it
@Xjackster11X 7 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this, thanks man
@EdwardNygma124 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan "Gadoosh , My Mount Rushmore , for sure , you'd be suprised , 100% , home boy" Schaub
@matthewmanetti8560 7 жыл бұрын
lol sharks most definitely do not shit through their skin
@dyinginfashion2558 5 жыл бұрын
matt m haha they shit through their cloaca 😂
@LOVERGEIST777 7 жыл бұрын
joey tweeted me about boulder! i sent him a picture of CU class of 2017 at Folsom Field... love ya joey!
@dee5363 7 жыл бұрын
Brendans the type of guy to let another guy talk him into retirement
@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын
DE E Powerful observation
@odinmeacham2119 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, right to the heart.
@rodent1codaz 6 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah that was a little harsh. But funny, he's not the most sympathetic guy this Brendan
@cdaprinz999 6 жыл бұрын
Yea dont take any mma advice from someone who has seen well over 1000 fights lol wtf do u know about fighting dude... O ya absolutley nothing lmao relax yourself dude 😂😂😂
@rafangpi 6 жыл бұрын
that one was Hardcore.. !! yeah baby
@andrewhagan8885 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to read the comment section and then cry himself to sleep every night cause he agrees 100%
@jeffomalley100 7 жыл бұрын
lmao lee says god damn it when Brendan said cohala bears have chlamydia lol. The way he said damn it sounded like he fucked a cohola bear lol.
@jeffomalley100 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Twist good for u grammar nazi.
@UncleBallantine 7 жыл бұрын
No. It's. Pronounced Ko- Ah- La. Like how it is written.
@uhhnz 7 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh this nigga said cohola, Im 💀💀💀
@jeffomalley100 7 жыл бұрын
Samuel its a Hawaiian ko ha la bear. u never heard of that lol?
@jeffomalley100 7 жыл бұрын
Stainless Fishing lol right on guy. good for you lol.
@chrisgomes726 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey and The Flying Jew brought in Brendan "GADOOOSH" Schaub. Also ever since Joey started eating edibles again he's been getting ripped towards the end of the podcasts lol I love it.
@scubedoo2k11 7 жыл бұрын
joey the only guy to keep schaub quiet when hes speaking
@grimstarr187 3 жыл бұрын
28:54 I hate when joey does that - i be driving and i think my phone is messed up and i just as im going to check it he starts talking again.
@bedford4383 7 жыл бұрын
"Photogenic memory" lol
@VeritasVinci 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan's the type of nigga to insist on re rolling another persons blunt after it un rolls halfway through
@mayhem4life127 7 жыл бұрын
before I even watch this is want to say how thankful I am for this
@bentinho 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan "Joe Rogan saw right through me" Schaub in the house
@Jupiter-nj3uu 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan literally just said he was born and meant to be in show business...
@justanotherwarr 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Hall he kinda was... You think he was born to be a fighter?
@austin7530 7 жыл бұрын
Cody 'No Glove No Love' Garbrandt I think you'd be surprised
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Ya'll Finished Or Ya'll Done? I think you'd be suprised, I think he'd fuck up a few top tens. I really do
@topher3178 3 жыл бұрын
When Joey asked him when he started liking comedy .. his response “oh Shiit! When I grew up......” says it all.. I think it’s funny how awkward he got then he said Jim Carrey was his hero growing up lol
@korypurcell2071 7 жыл бұрын
The drink of water he takes at the end is like a sound effect you could sell lol
@MormonMustang_ 7 жыл бұрын
1 hour into this and is the best "Church" I've seen in quite sometime.
@RobbyTechnoMusic 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to call a radio show for a chance to win Lady Gaga tickets.
@notme6793 7 жыл бұрын
Where are "Brendan is the type of guy to" people? 😁
@notme6793 7 жыл бұрын
chazz lawrence don't bring mother bitch
@matthewpahl2915 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan's the type of guy to pull out and cum in his own face!
@christopherbriscoe4937 7 жыл бұрын
matthew pahl If he's banging a chick, then it's not gay.
@jringo6838 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan is the type of guy that stands with his hands on his hips.
@fightermma 7 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why these "Brendans the type of..." jokes started?
@lostsoulatl 6 жыл бұрын
My boy lee getting down in the begging. The whole crew was though
@timbo7873 7 жыл бұрын
How long before someone uploads a portion of this podcast to their own MMA channel?
@niasnax397 7 жыл бұрын
"Joey Diaz on commitment"
@michaeljemal 7 жыл бұрын
Nia Brandon Schaub Waxes Poetic on Destiny
@johnh1852 7 жыл бұрын
Timmy Marley "joey diaz on his time in bowlder "
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Jemal what the fuck are you trying to say?
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Timmy Marley that's a good idea thanks
@santinorocco497 7 жыл бұрын
How Joey remembers all the storys and in detail as well no to mention his delivery Brilliant
@jeffgenna2346 7 жыл бұрын
GREAT PODCAST! Joey and brenden have a good chemistry in my opnion.
@bobbowie9350 7 жыл бұрын
Branden is the type of guy who inhales after Joeys makes those old man noises.
@zacksharif9737 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga to make small talk with the pizza delivery man
@louzer2566 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of nigga who interrupts the pastor's eulogy at a funeral
@joeymccullough5183 7 жыл бұрын
I love Joey Diaz but what the fuck is NatureBox thinking sponsoring this guy lmao. remind me of Mike Epps on next Friday explaining the next big Twinkie "it's a bad ma fuca"
@headshots90ify 7 жыл бұрын
nice episode joey has so many stories!!
@kilois1000grams 7 жыл бұрын
28:54 The noise gate is strong, consider easing it off a little, sounds like the audio/video has stopped.
@bushidozay7527 7 жыл бұрын
THAT "OH SHIT! " CAN START ANY PARTY LMAO. DAMM AND UNCLE JOEY PLAYING RUMORS!
@jasgrewal91 7 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to make a movie about Joey's life and all the stories, a netflix series on it would be tremendous!
@jamesjoyce5040 6 жыл бұрын
Joey is the best podcaster. Joe Rogan did a good job introducing him to this.
@connplayer22 7 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo the differences between the comments on this video and the Big Brown Breakdown videos are tremendous 😂😂😂
@Budgetbomber 7 жыл бұрын
"photogenic memory"
@PyRoTECniQs 7 жыл бұрын
Hello, Mr.Provolone... 😂
@Aiur 7 жыл бұрын
PyRoTECniQues one of the greatest moments in this shows history
@taylorkerr1673 7 жыл бұрын
Best podcast/talkshow ever!!
@TheRealKoolaid Жыл бұрын
I came to see how Lee and Joey were holding up this episode after watching that pre church periscope. They went DEEP
@rippie___ 7 жыл бұрын
Someone make the Lee's sounds compilation video please
@cesarg8919 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy to drop his pants all the way down to use the urinal
@getfitwithme8405 7 жыл бұрын
You the man joey, Brendan and lee!
@jayc3631 3 жыл бұрын
“Wash that monkey” lolololol
@dylanjohnson8541 7 жыл бұрын
Good to see my boys doing work
@erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 жыл бұрын
Lol Joey poppin pills at the beginning keeps them in his wallet I thought I'm the only one
@Disinfo321 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy who does pilates to detox
@PrincipledUncertainty 7 жыл бұрын
Another quality podcast. Kudos.
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Lmao at 6:06:00 the way Lee says "oh noooo" is hilarious
@GunnysGoon 7 жыл бұрын
love this podcast
@michaelbenson9518 5 жыл бұрын
Joey sportin' the Grecian formula back then in '17. Looks better now with the grey.
@mayhem4life127 7 жыл бұрын
before I even watch this i want to say I'm thankful for this
@johnwincoffel1071 7 жыл бұрын
Joey looking a bit younger or is it just me?
@Hallo_215 7 жыл бұрын
It's the hair
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
Hulk Hogan did he really die that shit?
@JR-gq5er 6 жыл бұрын
John Wincoffel that’s that just for men homie
@toddharris25 5 жыл бұрын
The hair dye is tremendous
@kilroy19701 6 жыл бұрын
All I do is listen to podcasts while I work.
@Zach-Fetters 7 жыл бұрын
*JOEY PLEASE DO NOT EVER DRINK ANYTHING CLOSE TO THE MIC EVER AGAIN HOLY SHIT THAT'S BRUTAL*
@ianom86 7 жыл бұрын
wat is that song at the start Joey is life 😂😂😂
@GnarlieCharlie 7 жыл бұрын
3 feet of snow in Boulder the past few days absolutely insane
@raygun26 5 жыл бұрын
I watched this twice I still thought the video paused
@jeremiahlefebvre1665 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type dude that asks for two sugar squares for his chi tea latte
@alomei 7 жыл бұрын
1:00:05 oh shit Uncle Joey was locked up with Andy Dufresne
@aaronharnwell2496 7 жыл бұрын
brendan the type of guy to paint his ass white and tell you he's been on vacation
@glasgowrangersyouletyourcl5032 3 жыл бұрын
If brendan was the fire fighter sent to rescue me on 911 I'd still jump out the window
@jadenayala1281 3 жыл бұрын
That opening song = Legit
@takaraleesan8911 Жыл бұрын
What’s the name of it
@charlesbronson2104 5 жыл бұрын
JOEYS ENDING SPONSOR RANT WAS GOLD
@j.theshape 3 жыл бұрын
RIP TO THE CHURCH ✊🏿
@iix23 7 жыл бұрын
Shaub didn't interrupt Joey Diaz. No one interrupts Joey Diaz. :)
@shawncraib 7 жыл бұрын
don't worry about the wildlife in Australia if you don't bite it it won't bite you. It's a classic Australian joke to tell tourists about the wildlife the only rule you have to follow is if a Australian is doing it you'll be fine.
@joshlife6395 7 жыл бұрын
Brindon the type of nigga to wake you up from your sleep with mouth to mouth first aid claiming to blacked out...
@MultiSanchez1995 5 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub the type of guy to wear a watch but glance at his phone when you ask him the time.
@uptowndogstudios7300 7 жыл бұрын
Kind of a shame it's always about the host, not the guest.
@HarrisKray 7 жыл бұрын
Awesome podcast gents, very impressed with Schaub recently - lots of improvement socially from a few months ago (y) Australia awaits you!
@Igloo_papi 2 жыл бұрын
Brendan type of dude that peels a banana with his mouth.
@lorentrujillo7993 7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE JAM!!!!!
@BS2u2u 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like Shaub is a closeted Italian
@AntonSlavik 7 жыл бұрын
I have to say, Joey does have the memory of a supercomputer. I'm jealous. Did I understand right? The guys passed out on a livestream? :D
@DM94JAK 7 жыл бұрын
I've come to actually like Brendan, he seems nice enough sometimes he's kinda douchey n judgmental but he's alright. anyways I really like how they're both interviewing each other like this.
@chrishodges3827 6 жыл бұрын
That star struck look Joey has at 1:31:17 lol
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