#362

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8 жыл бұрын

Ari Shaffir, Comedian and Host of, "This Is Not Happening" which airs on Comedy Central, Tuesdays at 12:30am, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
This podcast is brought to you by:
Blue Apron: Go to blueapron.com/joey to get your first two meals free
Onnit.com - Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.
Recorded live on 03/14/2016.

Пікірлер: 589

@Placeb0Effect 4 жыл бұрын

It's good to see 3 blind men try to do a podcast. bless their hearts.

@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын

essa garota que eu vou precisar da tradução de voz dela para de você de alguém para poder enviar meu endereço da garota que vocês acabaram de ver eu abri o vídeo dela eu não precisar que vocês alguém procure ela e ela faça a tradução para que eu possa enviar o meu endereço só isso que eu tô te mostrei para você a garota simpática brasileira bem simpática para fazer a tradução de voz brasileira para que eu possa enviar o meu endereço só

@IIEthanGamingII 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooooo

@jcglez9491 3 жыл бұрын

42:55 shows a sequence of narrow eyes

@ddubbs7015 3 жыл бұрын

3:20

@TheKingofsoccor Жыл бұрын

I need to be that high

@AEPerez22 5 жыл бұрын

41:07 I love that Joey is so high that he can’t even ask Ari who he thinks he is dealing with lmao. This is Top 10 Church episodes for me.

@Spongekelp 5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Bauer the highlight of this podcast. I had to watch it a few times.

@AEPerez22 5 жыл бұрын

Crista who the fu- wh- what do you think this i-

@Spongekelp 5 жыл бұрын

54:24 “we never did clarify who we thought we were dealing with” 1:10:32 1:36:44

@mayapurdham200 5 жыл бұрын

Crista I love this thank you. “We never did clarify who were dealing with”

@davidec.4021 4 жыл бұрын

Spongekelp lmao that last one

@blossomrusso6457 8 жыл бұрын

I watch a lot of podcasts and Ive never seen 3 people this stoned before. Tremendous!

@ozrider457 8 жыл бұрын

On another level!

@tezzo55 8 жыл бұрын

. . . their eyes are asleep!

@UncommonSense76 8 жыл бұрын

Watch the podcast with Theo Von Haha he was on another level 😂😂

@ryanexsus 8 жыл бұрын

I have to agree if you skip to 1:36:00 they're all just fucking leveled from the hash and the edibles.

@Bob-gd4uu 7 жыл бұрын

Dude I was at 1:24:00 and went into the comments to see how long i had to scroll till someone mentioned how fucking high these cats are. Lee and Ari are fucking lit off the edibles

@victoralicea9517 8 жыл бұрын

Shit gets real when Joey is explaining something and he starts whispering!

@Eazy_Bruh 7 жыл бұрын

lol for real

@victoroliveira5835 6 жыл бұрын

Victor Alicea true that

@Barney-ii1no 5 жыл бұрын

the realest that can be

@0WENAT0R 5 жыл бұрын

Just shot beer out of my nose when I read this comment 😂😂😂

@charlesprice5.0 4 жыл бұрын

0WENAT0R I dropped my hot Cheetos😂😂😂

@itzvirt 4 жыл бұрын

Lee THC level: dolphin

@suzymartin218 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Gavriel92 3 жыл бұрын

lmao, Lee is amazing.

@josheee6123 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment 😂😂😂👌

@PresidentEvil 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@zonkerr76 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 8 жыл бұрын

Joey got Lee so stoned that he reached nirvana hahaha

@RuebenChan1 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao “I would if I could, bitch!”

@Frogthewizard 5 жыл бұрын

50:23 why he drinking like that 😂😂😂 tripped my high ass out

@RuebenChan1 4 жыл бұрын

Looked like someone with Parkinson’s drinking that water

@TheSubmissionChannel 8 жыл бұрын

1:22:53 Start of the greatest laugh ever.

@mathewthecrow 4 жыл бұрын

Its like trying to start a lawnmower that wont start

@pickatenney8420 3 жыл бұрын

Clicked the timestap and got a swedish klarna ad

@user-js5gt3iw1w Ай бұрын

hahahaha bahaha TY

@mdp_-vn4bo 2 жыл бұрын

1:27:58 when lee asked why they don’ t take weed breaks Joey says “you think Nate Diaz takes a break?” 😂😂

@CZRXCZR 8 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!! WTF?! Look how Ari takes a sip: 50:23

@ExploitMage 8 жыл бұрын

LMA Oi saw that too like one of the few things i saw on this cuz i mostly just listened and holy fuc ki was like this guy is a crackhead LOL

@labyebmor5068 7 жыл бұрын

CZRXCZR u can hear Lee laughing 😂😂😂

@FreshtoDeath2010 6 жыл бұрын

CZRXCZR 9

@giadavasquez3872 5 жыл бұрын

That's how trump drinks water, so I guess trump's a fan of ari #trumpsafanofari

@smutjunkies559 5 жыл бұрын

And Lee's Pillsbury doughboy giggle.

@nesw360 7 жыл бұрын

The set-up Ari does for Lee at 41:12 had me howling. One for the fans :D

@TMDubb 5 жыл бұрын

1:05:45 😂😂😂" that cookie,"😂😂😭" came close to killing me that night"

@samanthamarie6640 8 жыл бұрын

These three are one of my fav to have on the podcast together

@hazemhaidar2511 7 жыл бұрын

Its too big, too big, too big..." "Who you think you dealin with"

@ZackP504 6 жыл бұрын

Who do you think ya dealin' with, Joey Bananas?

@nembience1 5 жыл бұрын

100% There's SUUUCH a great conection.

@OLIVERGAZMEN 4 жыл бұрын

" You're Adults, Get it Together !"

@calebsliger4997 4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree the only people who I like more are ralphie and Danny brown

@Beastlybeast71 7 жыл бұрын

ari and Lee are bizarro versions of each other

@CampaignColinBambury 7 жыл бұрын

please elaborate on this theory

@Beastlybeast71 7 жыл бұрын

Colin Bambury big jew, small jew, both are bald dudes. Lee has the chemical resistance of a cockroach, Ari will freak the fuck out at 250 Mg. Ari is somewhat abrasive in the way he speaks especially if he thinks what someone said is dumb, Lee chooses his words wirh the care of one whose walking thru a minefield. Ari has his own show(s) he is the host of, Lee co-hosts with Coco. If I were on as much drugs as I was when I posted this I'm sure I could think of more

@daaam2160 7 жыл бұрын

Dikembe Mutumbu I wish I could like that comment twice

@dman685 5 жыл бұрын

Lol hell yeah

@jameskushman9165 5 жыл бұрын

Still think Tom is Lee's father

@GoroStern 3 жыл бұрын

1:56:23 - 1:57:06 This is the face of edible annihilation. Lee’s a fuckin’ soldier 😂

@vroxtrinity9560 2 жыл бұрын

mans was zooted 😂😂

@SDCGI 7 жыл бұрын

"it's 'smoke weed everyday' not 'smoke weed all day'" -Ari Shaffir

@bargainbuysgenius 7 жыл бұрын

Lee makes dolphin sounds

@RuebenChan1 4 жыл бұрын

He did some funny ass dolphin 🐬 noises in the acid episodes. It was definitely funny as fuck

@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын

Yo, for ANYONE who thinks Uncle Joey is yankin your chain on even his most ludacris stories, listen to the first 8 minutes of this. The memory with which he recalls that Dr. J commercial and everything surrounding that story, that's the same level of conviction that he tells every one of his stories with. Uncle Joey is the real fuckin deal.

@soulzy3596 2 жыл бұрын

Like iron mike . Just one of those dudes who lived a different life 🤷🏼‍♂️

@richevans609 Жыл бұрын

Good point.....

@thestinkiestpp1894 8 ай бұрын

i never understood how people would try to disprove his stories. as if they were there with uncle joey when it went down 😂. those cocksuckahs

@Jay_O401 6 жыл бұрын

*47:00** fuckin tremendous "What're you talking about? There is no more hash" & **32:44* 😂😂😂😂

@maxg3231 5 жыл бұрын

Lee's reaction to the dunk at 5:56 has me dyingggg

@JustSam_96 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@richevans609 Жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@ghettogrower3499 3 жыл бұрын

So great to see Lee pick on someone about not being able to handle there shit. Good for you lee!

@RuebenChan1 4 жыл бұрын

I got lightheaded from laughing so hard 1:23:40 when I heard Joey wheezing and gurgling while he was laughing at Lee’s answer to Ari’s question. Tremendous

@Saientific 7 жыл бұрын

YO, mans is so high that I'm getting a contact buzz through the video

@bigv2822 6 жыл бұрын

Foolish Desperado right hahaha

@Saientific 3 жыл бұрын

@Jabari Safari HOW is commenting that someone is high being a cop suck yourself

@adams1458 7 жыл бұрын

what r u talking about there is no more hash! 46:50 lololol

@michaelwilliams9566 5 жыл бұрын

That 30min to hour mark I'd fuck g incredible. When it really hits Lee and Ago. And even Kites feeling nice

@bradleysnyder8158 5 ай бұрын

I have listened to this episode over 20 times....god bless the church and its children

@toddkemper334 7 жыл бұрын

Lee cracks me up...Joey and him work great together..Joey is like the dad and Lee is the 12 (40) year old son

@namesrohsseldaedeht 7 жыл бұрын

42:03 A glimpse into the mind of 4 Star General Lee Syatt watching a lame movie. Followed by Ari outside of himself.The best.

@frankfiorella9753 7 жыл бұрын

this is by far the most stoned I've ever witnessed,amazing.

@interovic 2 жыл бұрын

43:46 Lee literally starts to laugh in slow motion

@jam1ga 6 жыл бұрын

I cant imagine who navigates to anything Joey Diaz and clicks the thumbs down.

@Huxtee7 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if this is the podcast that joey dosed Ari with double what he thought he was eating EDIBLES, LOL!

@asmrtardation6277 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah is this the one

@Cananalope 7 жыл бұрын

43:47 Lee... that noise he made. haha wtf

@mackenziehuda7110 5 жыл бұрын

JamKaret he’s so happy.

@voyageeats1409 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@leonanazzo4089 3 жыл бұрын

26:30 Ari Shaffir the stars are kicking in he knocked on wood in slow motion haha

@Enygma_Inc 7 жыл бұрын

DID JOEY DIAZ SAY HE HAD RANCH??? LOL

@Kenjiii47 2 ай бұрын

Yea vro👅

@sitaylor3085 7 жыл бұрын

i love the podcast. the only podcast aroud where everyones eyeballs slowly disapear

@TetraShot 5 жыл бұрын

"What am I going to do? Get a 'little' high?" Never would have guessed that would come outta Lee's mouth LOL

@7mgte490 3 жыл бұрын

1:51:32 Lee... "I like nachos, I like nasty nachos" 4am I'm lmao 😆😂🤣

@soulzy3596 2 жыл бұрын

Man …. Never underuse cheese 😂

@garbanzosteve6012 2 жыл бұрын

59:45 hahaha Ari is still stuck on the previous conversation lmaoooo he's talking about skiing

@kirkfengel373 8 жыл бұрын

Great to hear Joey talking about the old days in Aspen, went to school then worked for the City on the buses up there, and it was skier/partyer paradise back then.

@Len124 7 жыл бұрын

1:30:39 Oh, Joey. You're gone.

@davidquinlan6120 3 жыл бұрын

Ari one liners. "We never did clarify who we think we're dealing with". Classic, classy, funny as fuck. Y'all really are the best group of comedians around in a long fucking time. You're timing is so natural it makes folks know it ain't even you trying to be funny, you're just fucking funny..... all of ya. Keep it up.

@heskel1782 7 жыл бұрын

Jim Morrison randomly freaking out in the background cracked me up

@ZackP504 6 жыл бұрын

32:39 and 41:10 My favorite parts.

@marv5078 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@voyageeats1409 2 жыл бұрын

Did something weird just happen? Lmao

@joshuablack8221 7 жыл бұрын

Lmmfao!!!! You know you're fucked up when you drink like Ari did from that bottle... hilarious

@luci_annihilates 8 жыл бұрын

These people make my day

@greendorito3812 3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny to hear Lee’s anguish sounds when Joey is ripping em for being a momo ; and his little anger sounds crack me up cause he wants to say so much back but he’s such a good guy he just holds it in 😂 Especially with guests he super wants to rebuttal 😂

@dragogod98 5 жыл бұрын

“Good to know, back to the show”

@Ommateum 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly my favorite podcast trio ever are these three doods

@darrenlee323 4 жыл бұрын

Lee@ 58:45 when he realizes he left the camera on himself

@Eugenia_Farms 2 жыл бұрын

little did we know ari would take bert to a whole new level of dosing lol

@emporio3669 3 жыл бұрын

Lee : what if you fell down Joey : I would get back up Well isn’t that something

@forhereortogo5015 7 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favourite episodes

@bargainbuysgenius 7 жыл бұрын

My favorite part about the podcasts is when Joey squeezes his water bottle into the microphone like a water buffalo 😆😂

@SoonGone 5 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Good shit man.

@rivertaubitz8176 3 жыл бұрын

I miss lee..hoping to see more of him in 2021.

@davidwetzel5144 5 жыл бұрын

This level of high is for when you literally are so bored with your day and the next ten hours you have no responsibility to attend to at all.

@rexfknwetzel7162 2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@MrGearsOfWar96 2 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@derekbond8463 3 жыл бұрын

Pop eyes chicken for two weeks straight, with a side of mac n cheese, that'll kill a mule! Make a Billy goat sing. Lamo!!!

@lifestylesofthepoorandangerous 7 жыл бұрын

congrats on 100k Joey!

@lpcsm1973 4 ай бұрын

Much love for this and all involved

@TheSubmissionChannel 8 жыл бұрын

Steamboat Springs is still a quaint, chill, little town. Not sure if it is like thirty years ago, but I was just there this past summer for the USA Pro Challenge.

@tripkid4192 4 жыл бұрын

Joey diaz is the uncle I want in my family I love you Joey!

@huhwhat6887 9 ай бұрын

50:12 lol Ari drinking the water😂😂 like a fish drinking water

@faith1192 2 жыл бұрын

The love for lee this episode is awesome

@iamthefuss934 6 жыл бұрын

Lee did hear the sound pop! He's high but not crazy! Lee is becoming my favorite lolol

@bigv2822 6 жыл бұрын

NapaGhost dude he's growing on me and I fuckin hate it lol

@beware_muzzle_off Ай бұрын

@50.27 Lee laugh is hilarious when he see’s the state of Ari “trying to drink his water” He literally looks like some whom has Parkinson’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣☘️

@N.A.M.LazyCloud 4 жыл бұрын

1:01:50 "Uber? No Uber. We don't Uber in this family". LMAO.

@MichaelBtpace 8 жыл бұрын

1:56:45 holy shit Lee!

@darrenXparker 8 жыл бұрын

I've been there, wish I was there now.

@rooga 8 жыл бұрын

hahah he almost slid off the chair and giggled about it

@riffraff9070 8 жыл бұрын

lmao!

@514BMXJay 8 жыл бұрын

hahaha someones gotta make a compilation of Lee slipping into the darkness! ive tagged a few times hes done it myself!

@ericblack610 8 жыл бұрын

Lmfao dude's so gone.

@EddyB-pu3hy Ай бұрын

"What are you talking about???....There's no more hash" classic line/ep it's 2024 and i still check this out

@RicardoBorges396 4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz ... Just to share... im on E and MD... smoking good portuguese kuch! Thanks for the company!

@superfarful 3 жыл бұрын

I wish Lee and Joey were still holding it down with the church every week. Keep on keepin on

@keabonhall9046 4 жыл бұрын

almost an hour in and ari is basically just there to help conversation flow

@000slappydirk 8 жыл бұрын

Love it when Joey start to talk quiet as he's about to go deep with the story! Haha

@bobbyfreebandz1732 7 жыл бұрын

25:49 "your legs weren't cold?" he is so stoned lol

@enriquemendoza4130 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle joey is a beast dawg...priceless in par with Betty white, Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart etc.

@SunnieSlurp 3 жыл бұрын

This episode was Tremendous

@michaelwilliams9566 5 жыл бұрын

I love the Church. But I can't believer I haven't watched this episode before. This is fucking perfection. The peak.

@dpreetam 7 жыл бұрын

The Englishtown Flea Market still is around. Used to love going there as a kid.

@AEPerez22 5 жыл бұрын

2:01:35 Blue Apelin

@maynardferguson9599 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man...I was howling!! Apelin!!

@1teamboy Жыл бұрын

Legendary episode!!! Amazing

@charmingjoseph 7 жыл бұрын

27:50 so funny

@matthewsteel5207 5 жыл бұрын

Thank u for saying it uncle joey i love the podcast an would love to go to the comedy store but foo im in texas

@daboihype8833 3 жыл бұрын

Raceway Park was awesome! My grandfather and uncle both raced there

@SuperiorPretzel 3 жыл бұрын

“There are stars of det that mericulously appear”

@willepling2186 2 жыл бұрын

bruh them white castleburgers are death the 3 times ive eaten there ive gotten sick but much love man nothing makes me more happy in these hard times than watching yall

@colbyjim562 Жыл бұрын

I love how well joey maintains lol look at they're eyes godammnn

@badapplegarage9639 7 жыл бұрын

Ha I just bought the same brick backwall as Uncle Joey! Bought it at home depot. 4x8 foot sheet. Thanks Uncle Joey.

@XXBSavageXX 3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t Do It” love you, Coco

@sgnl0446 8 жыл бұрын

1:51:37 Is Joey sleeping?

@wolfhammer88 6 жыл бұрын

Ahabs Game Collecting He's seeing the DEVIL!

@danin95626 2 жыл бұрын

Joey describing food makes any quantity sounds like a massive feast . This man can make some ct crunch sound like gourmet shit

@soulzy3596 2 жыл бұрын

Master salesman 😁

@lildonny4931 5 жыл бұрын

Lee is towlie on South Park I never seen anything more high lol

@MeRkY_wAtEr 5 жыл бұрын

That noise lee makes at 47:10 is the sound of pure humor

@leojobes 3 жыл бұрын

Joey: ring pang poom Ari: poom poom boom

@queenbethanybee 7 жыл бұрын

That Dr. J documentary looks dope

@slicedbread5692 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah.. Anybody know the name of it or where to find it?

@johnlock7344 5 жыл бұрын

Joey loves saying package..😂😂😂😂

@MasterGuero 7 жыл бұрын

An hour in they are less coherent than people I've seen on heroin

@bluebeard6189 3 жыл бұрын

That hawk wind off the Hudson is no joke.

@yeah5593 4 жыл бұрын

this podcast is so good

@theboogieman401 3 жыл бұрын

Miss this podcast man

@FATOLDRECORDS777 3 жыл бұрын

This episode is a prime specimen

@TheBeatKeeper 7 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person that rarely understands what the _fuck_ Lee's talking about?

@showboatcoke 7 жыл бұрын

88Keyz102 yep

@mattfoley6665 7 жыл бұрын

He's slow