John Crist: Would Like to Release a Statement - FULL SPECIAL [2023]

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Жыл бұрын

John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX in 2023! In his third full length 1-hour special, Crist touches on everything: white people trying to solve racism, therapy sessions gone awry, politically correct sports’ mascots...all through the unique lens of his faith, family and childhood.
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@johnbcrist
@johnbcrist 4 күн бұрын
FALL 2024 TOUR CITIES!! Springfield (MO), Philadelphia, Appleton, Sarasota, Ft Lauderdale, Jacksonville, Melbourne, Lima (OH) Shipshewana, Saginaw, Cheyenne, Sioux Falls, Denver, Bakersfield, Oxnard, Long Beach, Midland, Lubbock, Dallas, Toledo, Chicago, Davenport! johncristcomedy.com
@therealest493
@therealest493 Жыл бұрын
Level of cleanliness of John Crist's comedy is just out of this world, no cussing, no inappropriate content just clean comedy. Top notch.
@navy79930
@navy79930 11 ай бұрын
Taste and see that he is good!😂😂😂
@Ludifant
@Ludifant 10 ай бұрын
You can´t even say "cursing" these days? P.C. gone mad..
@peterhanna3206
@peterhanna3206 10 ай бұрын
Only inappropriate offstage, when he's getting drunk and trying to coerce women into sex
@Lavenderrose73
@Lavenderrose73 9 ай бұрын
​@OurBlindSpot well I say "cussing" or "swearing" anyway. What's the thing about "cursing"?
@ZNMelowLeloNeka
@ZNMelowLeloNeka 9 ай бұрын
​@@navy79930😂😂😂
@tommymartin896
@tommymartin896 9 ай бұрын
Pulling out that 97% joke during the prayer posture joke was one of the strongest moments of comedy I’ve ever seen.
@natalienelson8681
@natalienelson8681 8 ай бұрын
Blew my mind.🤯🤣
@Soulreaper-1129
@Soulreaper-1129 8 ай бұрын
Had me lmao 🤣 at the gym!
@getnanoed
@getnanoed 8 ай бұрын
Jessica comedy is not for u!
@user-ip8xm7pl1d
@user-ip8xm7pl1d 8 ай бұрын
I think John missed an opportunity for a joke when the black guy said his name was Jake. John should have asked if he had white parents.
@Taylor314T5
@Taylor314T5 8 ай бұрын
Can you explain the 97% joke? Went right over my head.
@candiejo3869
@candiejo3869 3 ай бұрын
I give John so much credit. He acknowledged his problem. Got help and now he's back to ripping it up in comedy. God bless John! You're hilarious 😂🩵🩵
@vancerhoades6307
@vancerhoades6307 11 ай бұрын
This guy is not only hilarious, but he aint afraid to talk about some real shit, and he doesnt have to cuss to get laughs. Need more comedians like him these days! 100%
@stevenmason8286
@stevenmason8286 10 ай бұрын
Yeah but you did, lol, jk dude
@Qfunkyfresh
@Qfunkyfresh 10 ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze
@misses1768
@misses1768 7 ай бұрын
Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵 Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵 💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤
@vancerhoades6307
@vancerhoades6307 7 ай бұрын
@@stevenmason8286 i know. Lol
@vancerhoades6307
@vancerhoades6307 7 ай бұрын
@@triviaqueen2023 very true. Lol
@mariammeliksetian7916
@mariammeliksetian7916 Жыл бұрын
I loved how he went from being on IG making Biblical references to a full blown theater, this is great.
@breauxdose
@breauxdose 8 ай бұрын
Dudes been touring for years
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 8 ай бұрын
Also a sex offender
@loganwebb1171
@loganwebb1171 7 ай бұрын
@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 ⁠If by “sex offender”, you mean “committing adultery”, you’re right. He was definitely in a bad place and had addictions that got worse and worse until it all exploded in early November of 2019. After he was accused he spent a couple of years in rehab working on himself and started fixing a lot of broken things in his life. He eventually came out of this stronger and acknowledged what he did was hypocritical to his faith and how he sinned greatly against the Lord, how it was utterly and completely wrong and that there was no one to blame but himself for his actions. He’s said in recent interviews (about 2020, search “John Crist controversy” and look for an article that says “John Crist is back” something like that) that although he can’t make up for what he’s done, he can own what he did and emerge from it stronger. I think all that is really important to remember before you start judging someone like him.
@rebeccaclinemeservy
@rebeccaclinemeservy 7 ай бұрын
​@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I'm glad you said something. I went and looked it up. Thank you.
@GaryCrant
@GaryCrant 5 ай бұрын
@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Does sexual misconduct make you a sex offender?
@charlesharlan5951
@charlesharlan5951 Жыл бұрын
What a relief to finally hear someone make good clean jokes talking about everything makes you laugh and you don’t mind playing it in front of your grandma
@Elle-om4nf
@Elle-om4nf 11 ай бұрын
Wait until grandma lets go and anything goes 😂 It was around 80 for mine, and I'm having the time of my life with her!
@khall1780
@khall1780 8 ай бұрын
Your grandma does cuss???
@pibly7784
@pibly7784 7 ай бұрын
Yes !
@pibly7784
@pibly7784 7 ай бұрын
@@khall1780. ??
@davidfoote696
@davidfoote696 7 ай бұрын
Nate bargatze is the same, he's one of the best
@SX-sv6vo
@SX-sv6vo 9 ай бұрын
I'm a teacher here in Texas. Last year I had parents that told me to throw the book at their kid if I needed to. I didn't, but I felt completely supported.💯
@sweencreamer
@sweencreamer 11 ай бұрын
Trying to watch this with headphones in a quiet office environment was not a good idea! Watch it somewhere that you can freely die laughing 😂
@ChoznandBeloved
@ChoznandBeloved 9 ай бұрын
I was watching it at midnight in my kitchen while I was doing dishes… Not my best idea… 😂
@amyjohnson5839
@amyjohnson5839 9 ай бұрын
That's why I'm thankful I work from home. I can laugh as loud as I want 😂
@karaw1430
@karaw1430 Жыл бұрын
The apex of John's comedy career thus far! This is a damn good special. His energy, willingness to push limits... the world needs more of this right now
@hambone5shorts962
@hambone5shorts962 Жыл бұрын
I have to watch this again!! It's full of great jokes!!
@jamesstortz936
@jamesstortz936 Жыл бұрын
@@hambone5shorts962 YES. AND I WANT TO RE-WATCH IT WITH FAMILY ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
@blackcorp0001
@blackcorp0001 11 ай бұрын
One to watch with friends and family
@peterhanna3206
@peterhanna3206 10 ай бұрын
@@jamesstortz936 just don't leave him alone with your daughters if they're 18+
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 8 ай бұрын
@@peterhanna3206this guy gets it
@kaytesauls2844
@kaytesauls2844 Жыл бұрын
I love how he cracks himself up at his own jokes 🤣
@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy
@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy Жыл бұрын
That's nice
@susancnw59
@susancnw59 Жыл бұрын
Red Skelton used to do that.
@patcharles1146
@patcharles1146 6 ай бұрын
Only people who are naturally funny can go this long with no cussing! This was great 👍🏾
@maryalmeida5424
@maryalmeida5424 3 ай бұрын
With the Lord's help.
@dawn8542
@dawn8542 3 ай бұрын
​wtf??
@diautumn4515
@diautumn4515 Ай бұрын
​@@maryalmeida5424Amen!!🙏
@terrid8880
@terrid8880 2 ай бұрын
He’s the kind of guy you want to hang out with. So funny!
@helenramsdell1959
@helenramsdell1959 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard and loud my husband came up from the basement to find out what I was laughing at. I started the video all over again and laughed just as hard the 2nd time. My hubby laughed along, too! Great show!
@HandsomeBeast
@HandsomeBeast Жыл бұрын
This is super awesome comedy.. What shocks me is the fact that he didn't cuss even once or do anything in appropriate and yet massively funny!!!!!!!!!! 😂❤️
@AdamCasada
@AdamCasada Жыл бұрын
Welp the Cardi B joke was pretty ick 😐
@desertdudes3822
@desertdudes3822 Жыл бұрын
And to drag a verse through the mud like that
@TheSbaty
@TheSbaty Жыл бұрын
Those who need to be vulgar aren’t good and definitely aren’t intelligent.
@HandsomeBeast
@HandsomeBeast Жыл бұрын
@@TheSbaty I agree! 💯
@rebeltexan2814
@rebeltexan2814 Жыл бұрын
I mean he is a Christian.
@marideana64
@marideana64 7 ай бұрын
I love how he cracks himself up at the same time he's cracking up the audience😂😂. Excellent wholesome comedian who's not afraid to make us laugh😅
@JennyDM92
@JennyDM92 5 ай бұрын
“My sister goes to women’s marches and my dad stormed the capital” 😂😂 I had to pause it for a few minutes after that because I laughed so hard. Thanks so much John, and god bless!
@anthonym3792
@anthonym3792 Жыл бұрын
We were there in the audience for this! He is hilarious
@geraldisfilming
@geraldisfilming Жыл бұрын
I heard you clap in the YT video!!
@Ian_Schneider
@Ian_Schneider Жыл бұрын
I think you lost some money because I wasn’t there and I got to watch it for free.
@heavnxbound
@heavnxbound Жыл бұрын
@@Ian_Schneider Six days ago you *needed* to see him live.
@elchappo1320
@elchappo1320 Жыл бұрын
Was anyone offended there?
@staceylacey5587
@staceylacey5587 Жыл бұрын
I want to know if any of those Dallas Texans were offended by his Texas jokes? I love him too, but I was wondering.
@HiddenGemsConsulting
@HiddenGemsConsulting Жыл бұрын
I usually don't find comedians funny, but I love John for being so hilarious with no vulgarity. So good!
@tracywerner4315
@tracywerner4315 Жыл бұрын
I feel exactly how you do. I can't stand when comedians are vulgar.
@joshbriansmith
@joshbriansmith Жыл бұрын
Does being a repeat sexual predator make someone vulgar? Cause this dude is a creep.
@The_Jiant
@The_Jiant Жыл бұрын
You two sound incredibly boring.
@unacceptablesisterpeter3431
@unacceptablesisterpeter3431 5 ай бұрын
Check out dry bar. It is like 90% vulgarity free. I was so happy to find that channel.
@MobmomDealz
@MobmomDealz 2 ай бұрын
I loved it no cursing at all.
@debraboe8496
@debraboe8496 5 ай бұрын
I've been depressed and decided to watch more comedy to boost my spirits and found you 😁 thank you for the laughter God Bless you and keep it up 🙏🐾💛💙💚😂😅
@jonathanstatham88
@jonathanstatham88 Жыл бұрын
I live alone and have comedy on 24/7. It usually starts to blend into eachother. This guy was good enough to catch my attention and have me looking into more of his work. 10/10!!! Great stuff!
@BREAKocean
@BREAKocean Жыл бұрын
Bro I have comedy on while I'm gaming and this guy made me alt tab out of destiny 2 and subscribe
@KimiCruz
@KimiCruz 11 ай бұрын
Complete agreement!!!
@Desi-Rose
@Desi-Rose Жыл бұрын
What's so extra funny about him,is that he makes himself laugh!It's adorable.🥰👍😂
@leilaniz5909
@leilaniz5909 Жыл бұрын
All comedians do
@jillybeancadney6229
@jillybeancadney6229 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'd describe it as adorable ... That term is too much like a baby or a baby pig or a puppy. Lol. What other word can we use to describe this? I find it endearing, relatable and a tad bit of sexy thrown in there... Love you Dave. "DAMN THE MAN!!!!" - Lukas Empire Records
@you_beg_my_pardon
@you_beg_my_pardon Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of comedians that laugh at themselves but really aren't even funny. Some of them have late night shows..
@you_beg_my_pardon
@you_beg_my_pardon Жыл бұрын
​@Jillybean Cadney so you're saying if she said adorably sexy that would have been better? That would make her look like a pedophile..
@dantelum
@dantelum Жыл бұрын
@@jillybeancadney6229 that's his modus operandi
@TheVoxbox13
@TheVoxbox13 7 ай бұрын
I'm a certified expert in comedy, and this is inarguably 97% top tier.
@paulduffield1785
@paulduffield1785 11 ай бұрын
By far his best stand up show to date for me, he’s really matured as a comedian, knows his audience and is just hilarious. Great job 👏
@AdamGraciainc
@AdamGraciainc Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen him live twice, he consistently murders, honestly one of the most underrated comics of our time. This was his best yet, what a great special, cancelling him was the best thing that could have happened to his comedy. He was on point from start to finish. Great great comedy special. Give this man $50,000,000 for a three special Netflix deal.
@stephaniehenry8467
@stephaniehenry8467 Жыл бұрын
AGREED -- HE IS ALWAYS ON IT... his timing is impeccable.. and his WHIT is ammazing!
@katietalley3776
@katietalley3776 Жыл бұрын
No way; if he's on Netflix they'll try to manage him. Way better to be on KZfaq where he decides what he wants to do. This is by far the best I've seen of anything he's done. And you're right, it's crazy to think cancelling someone could have one of the most positive effects on a person. That just points to his character. I love it when people choose personal growth over victim-hood. Way to flip it and show everyone John Crist!!
@TheMonogamous69
@TheMonogamous69 Жыл бұрын
sorry but they only reserve that kinda money for subpar content
@nicolecopland461
@nicolecopland461 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me look him up. 🫤
@lisaschooler9992
@lisaschooler9992 Жыл бұрын
@@nicolecopland461 I first saw him on his hilarious clip of grocery store “brands that should be canceled….” It’s a hilarious and a quick watch
@TheFearingtonChronicles
@TheFearingtonChronicles Жыл бұрын
When he asked about Jehovah Witness and someone in the crowd said “Oh No” 😂😂😂😂😂
@ashleyemdee
@ashleyemdee Жыл бұрын
I died at that part! hahaha
@tianaanderson9476
@tianaanderson9476 9 ай бұрын
💀😭😭
@retrostuff8976
@retrostuff8976 9 ай бұрын
“Joe biden’s shoe size? Six. Obama’s dogs age? Six. CNN spell backwardds? 666.” Lol
@snowwhite5842
@snowwhite5842 7 ай бұрын
Jehovahs Witnesses actually have really good senses of humor. Super nice people too. I’m not one, but know about 30 of them.
@Khandiee
@Khandiee 8 ай бұрын
“If it wasn’t for Rufus you would have died on the way over here Gina” that line is genius 😂
@kingdombusiness8349
@kingdombusiness8349 11 ай бұрын
Nothing better than clean humor, thank you Jesus! 💒🙌🏼
@rieaweer7459
@rieaweer7459 8 ай бұрын
Hitting a cat with a car? Not exactly wholesome. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy John's videos. However, calling this set clean is subjective, I guess
@rieaweer7459
@rieaweer7459 8 ай бұрын
@jessicably3 it seems more like dark humor to me, which is fine. It's just interesting that so many others see it so differently
@michaelflorant8641
@michaelflorant8641 Жыл бұрын
That was one of the best comedy specials I have seen in awhile. I know he has gone through some stuff but nobody is perfect and I have more respect for a Christian who owns his faults and seeks the help from the Lord.
@1blondidea
@1blondidea 11 ай бұрын
@michaelflorant8641, I have personally known John since he was 11 or 12. My daughter is his age. I homeschooled my daughter, and we were in the same homeschooling group here in our little area of Georgia. When John and my daughter were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. John and my daughter played tennis together. My daughter, and John both have gone through some very rough times yet each one of them are doing sooo well today in their lives. I thank and praise God for that. I get tickled with watching John on stage. He STILL has some of the same non-verbal body language mannerisms I saw in him when he was a kid. What's really funny for me is whenever he talks about his Mom. I STILL get to see John's parents every so often. Anne is a lovely petite lady, a bit shorter than me. Our grown children are much taller. Personally knowing the family for 3+decades makes John's "family" jokes even funnier for me. Who knew way back in the day that John would grow up to be this amazing Commedian?! We love him.
@georgefriesen3001
@georgefriesen3001 8 ай бұрын
​@@1blondideawhy did you feel the need to share that long story with the entire world?
@ashlenjoful
@ashlenjoful 8 ай бұрын
​@@georgefriesen3001why did you feel the need to be rude?
@georgefriesen3001
@georgefriesen3001 8 ай бұрын
@@ashlenjoful would you want someone to just randomly go and spread so much gossip about your own life on a public profile like KZfaq?
@DawnNY
@DawnNY 7 ай бұрын
​@@1blondidea Thanks for sharing your story. 🌷 I've watched this show so many times with my friends and family. I "spice it up" on my family text now.😂 Blessings 🙏🏼
@carolynwallace6489
@carolynwallace6489 Жыл бұрын
We were there and I laughed so hard! At one point, my husband asked if I was okay. Thank you, John for coming to Dallas!!
@summerbaby88
@summerbaby88 Жыл бұрын
😅
@debbyferguson3595
@debbyferguson3595 10 ай бұрын
John Crist is stellar!💥 "Any Jehovah Witnesses in here?" The lady in audience, "Oh, god!" John loses it and audience roars. 🤣 Then the "Knock! Knock!" 🤣 He is fire!❤💯🔥
@Jules-dn9jl
@Jules-dn9jl Ай бұрын
I like this guy's style.
@nascarsteve
@nascarsteve Жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than he did about the black guy in the audience being named Jake. I almost fell off my couch. So funny!
@davypig571
@davypig571 Жыл бұрын
You know it's a great show when it goes by too quick. Non stop hilarity.
@headreddedstepchild6177
@headreddedstepchild6177 Жыл бұрын
Its drags when you listen at work, after a 3 day weekend
@KimiCruz
@KimiCruz 11 ай бұрын
Agreed i felt like wait is over already? More now he's not scared of the truth because he's God's
@ScottieD813
@ScottieD813 8 ай бұрын
In 2015, I was dating a woman who's fater was the pastor of a Pentecostal church and she introduced me to John Crist's work, I was immediately impressed. Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things in this world. To realize there is such an amazing talent who is religious on that level was so foreign to me, I was blown-away by how funny he was. My relationship didn't end up working out but I left it with a revitalized faith in our Lord and a new comedian to look forward to being entertained by. I'd call that a win because look who came through for me all this time later. Made me, a 36 year old man, laugh out loud, by myself, like I'm having the time of my life. It's not a miracle performed by our Savior, but it does have appreciated, long-lasting value
@joshuasmith9312
@joshuasmith9312 9 ай бұрын
THIS is comedy. Poking fun at everyone and making hard topics easy to digest. Great job!
@kimconrad5156
@kimconrad5156 Жыл бұрын
This guy is funny. People are so afraid to laugh or make jokes any more in case someone gets offended. We need to stop taking everything so seriously and learn to laugh again.❤
@stephaniemcavey4637
@stephaniemcavey4637 Жыл бұрын
Best stand up comedy that I’ve seen in years from any comedian!!! 53 minutes of almost non stop laughter! Literally my cheeks hurt!!
@asiangin
@asiangin Жыл бұрын
Have u seen Shane Gillis. This is good but his special is top notch
@gigibrady333
@gigibrady333 Жыл бұрын
NOTHING NEW SAID. JUST SEEN RANTING. 2 OUT OF 10.
@stephaniemcavey4637
@stephaniemcavey4637 Жыл бұрын
@@asiangin I don’t think I have, I’ll go look at his stuff though, thanks!!
@lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698
@lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698 Жыл бұрын
He’s the best Ever (to me) 😂🙋🏻‍♀️😭
@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride 11 ай бұрын
I really didn’t think he could top his last special but this was HILARIOUS! I was listening while swimming and almost accidentally drowned 😂
@alcaholic9559
@alcaholic9559 11 ай бұрын
Try floaties : )
@serenabell1971
@serenabell1971 5 ай бұрын
That was funny!
@Sharon-Carrell
@Sharon-Carrell 5 ай бұрын
Humor will get you through the toughest times in your life 😂😅
@donnamarsh3474
@donnamarsh3474 Жыл бұрын
Hey John....you have officially ruined me for church.😅 I started laughing during communion at my cousin's church. They offered the gluten free communion and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!😅😂😅😅
@larissalavender1760
@larissalavender1760 4 ай бұрын
We got gluten free options at church last week for communion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CatherineSTLOUISrealtor
@CatherineSTLOUISrealtor 3 ай бұрын
The ridiculousness of modern-day Americans talked about with clean fun humor....I just love this guy!
@Watergardengirl
@Watergardengirl 3 ай бұрын
lol… its considerate, and can I have organic, unpasteurized grape juice too?
@PastorWill_
@PastorWill_ 2 ай бұрын
I never knew that existed lol
@Rosie_C
@Rosie_C 2 ай бұрын
Oh my!! I’m severely sensitive to gluten and quietly bring a tiny piece of unleavened bread wrapped in a minuscule piece of plastic wrap and I’m pretty sure no one notices what happens. How irreverent to announce it. 😬
@anitacunha4555
@anitacunha4555 Жыл бұрын
His facial expressions/body language is everything, love his shows!! He is the real deal for sure!
@1blondidea
@1blondidea 11 ай бұрын
@anitacunha4555, I've personally known John since he and my daughter were about 9 years old. When they were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. I get soo tickled watching John today BECAUSE I've seen some of his facial expressions/body language since way back when they were kids!! Which of us had any idea John Crist would grow up to be this tall, amazing and talented Commedian?!?! We love him.
@easye5653
@easye5653 8 ай бұрын
This is the kind of Special we will watch OVER and OVER!!!!!!! 🤣😂😃
@oscargoldman2344
@oscargoldman2344 5 ай бұрын
"There's no Dr. on a Spirit Airline flight" LOL😆😅🤣😂
@drmsducomtru
@drmsducomtru Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy I watched this. This was actually my first time seeing John and he’s amazingly hilarious. Great show!!!!
@joypecarski3115
@joypecarski3115 Жыл бұрын
Why isn’t this trending across the world yet?! All content from John Crist should be automatically viral
@gwbrown1911able
@gwbrown1911able 11 ай бұрын
I can’t tell you how much I enjoy John Crist!!😂😂😂😂
@theotherredhead
@theotherredhead 11 ай бұрын
This ENTIRE special had me laughing so hard from start to finish that I was honestly wheezing so bad that I really thought I was having a near asthma attack not even 5 min into the beginning of the show. He is BY FAR one of THE best comedians (clear or dirty) to come on the scene in the last couple years and right here is top notch.
@missycl9200
@missycl9200 Жыл бұрын
My child was comforting me when I was laughing so hard I was seemingly crying. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world.
@honeystorlie1778
@honeystorlie1778 Жыл бұрын
Seriously!!!!! So gifted on so many levels!!!!
@U_neekliss
@U_neekliss 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂that's hilarious
@jbsargent1396
@jbsargent1396 Жыл бұрын
I went to this show, let’s go Dallas!! This was the best comedy show I’ve ever been too, and the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen! I met John Crist at a separate show a while ago and he’s just as funny off stage. I’ll be at the show in Abilene Texas this November, can’t wait!!
@marciaalexander214
@marciaalexander214 6 ай бұрын
“Cleveland Guardians” …. Shut up you’re not my real dad!” BEST. LINE. EVER.
@danig2029
@danig2029 8 ай бұрын
I didn't stop smiling and laughing at any point during this special! Thank you @JohnCrist
@shataviaharris4341
@shataviaharris4341 Жыл бұрын
“ I ain’t even want y’all up there “ ….started crying 😂 😂 I shared this w/ 10 people. ❤
@wendysmith9891
@wendysmith9891 Жыл бұрын
Yes! One of my fav lines!
@blesd4success
@blesd4success Жыл бұрын
This was great. I am a gluten free, vegan, animal rights advocate, non denominational “Christian” that prays in public and uses essential oils and I thought this was all funny! I laughed out loud and it’s not an easy feat to get me to laugh at a comedian. I love love love the audience interactions! One of my favorite moments was when John asked about JW and the lady in the audience said really loud “Ohh god!” Rotflol.
@EvetteChi
@EvetteChi 8 ай бұрын
Why did she say Oh God? I don’t get it.
@elizabethp4064
@elizabethp4064 6 ай бұрын
@@EvetteChiI’m guessing bc jehovahs is a cult not really Christian
@strathroyaaron
@strathroyaaron 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Jon for being funny in 2023, and not being vulgar to do it!
@janefromcanada6943
@janefromcanada6943 2 ай бұрын
Nailed it! 😂😂😂 Give this man a Netflix special!
@35mayocynthia
@35mayocynthia Жыл бұрын
I hope that he gets his popularity back he is such a good comedian.
@quinnobrien8686
@quinnobrien8686 Жыл бұрын
This was awesome, and the whole “Jake” bit was absolutely hysterical! I fell out laughing!
@donnamarsh3474
@donnamarsh3474 Жыл бұрын
Probably the first and last time about Jake! 😂
@quinnobrien8686
@quinnobrien8686 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@edmondrealestatejenniferhe6994
@edmondrealestatejenniferhe6994 Ай бұрын
He’s the only one calling out the hypocrisy in the church to other Christians. We need to wake up and take responsibility for our selfishness and arrogance.
@knowledgeseeker863
@knowledgeseeker863 25 күн бұрын
Maybe your circle is super small. I hear comics, preachers, teachers and MANY “Christians” calling out the hypocrisy in the church all the time. Maybe that’s the problem. My challenge is, the hypocrisy should be dealt with in the church, not telling unbelievers!! Why would they come to the Lord, if they don’t see our love for each other? Correction is needed! But if “the church” speaks against the church, where’s the light? Let’s not air our dirty laundry in front of the world. We shouldn’t bite and devour one another. Galatians 5:15
@michellethiesen7972
@michellethiesen7972 7 ай бұрын
In regards to spanking. My pastors grandson has never been spanked. He's the only child who can calmly verbalize his emotions and come up with coping mechanisms on his own to deal with his negative emotions. He's six. Most respectful, well behaved kid I've ever had in my nursery. If you do it right, it works. The problem is that these parents think that gentle parenting is giving your kid whatever they want, letting them do whatever they want, and not doing any work to raise them into decent people.
@stephenamos2182
@stephenamos2182 5 ай бұрын
And that was exactly his point.....
@JessM.93
@JessM.93 4 ай бұрын
Spare the rod, spoil the child...
@stephenkarla7113
@stephenkarla7113 4 ай бұрын
It usually only takes a time or two not to spare the rod before they get it clearly.
@fabulousfamily564
@fabulousfamily564 4 ай бұрын
The rod is leadership. The rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Clearly it's not about beating.
@LFDNC
@LFDNC 3 ай бұрын
You have a point. I’ve worked with kids for most of my adult life, and I have only once wanted to hit one (it involved him causing me a fair bit of pain and I was 18). I’ve got a little boy at church (he’s 4) whose parents never tell him no. He whines when he doesn’t get his way. He thought he was an unstoppable force. Then he met me. Whining goes in one ear and out the other. I have found that when I set the boundaries and calmly enforce them, things work better. Also, saying no does not mean no forever. An example is that this kid wanted to be the line leader, but we had one already, so I told him no. He accepted it and then asked if he could be next. I said yes, and then came the important part, I let him have his turn. I’m getting results his parents aren’t. It is my OPINION that what is called gentle parenting is stupid. Kids need boundaries, and they are not my peers. The way I joke about it, is that these kids know I’m the adult, but that they’re in charge. When they want to be close to me, my legs might belong to me, but my lap belongs to them. My father was rather violent, which definitely had an impact on my opinion, but I don’t think there is a reason to beat a child. Spanking is ok on occasion, but if the parent is doing it when they are angry, the chances of abuse go way, way up.
@ToddJambon
@ToddJambon Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you had this much new material in a year! Great special.
@blueprint_branding
@blueprint_branding Жыл бұрын
My husband and I were at this live taping! He puts on a great show. If he ever comes to your town, he's def a must-see!
@helenmurphree3434
@helenmurphree3434 11 ай бұрын
My son at about 9 years old said to me at the dinner table. “I’ll sit here all night, but I’m not eating that” It was all I could do not to burst out laughing 😂
@sarahdoanpeace3623
@sarahdoanpeace3623 9 ай бұрын
Rotlf 😂😂😂😂😂😂 is hilarious!
@keetasingletary
@keetasingletary 8 ай бұрын
😂 when my youngest was 3 she comes to me and says she's hungry so I ask her if she wants to make her something to eat and she says No. I stupidly asked her if she likes my cooking and this little girl looks me in the eyes and says I don't love it. 😮😮😂😂😂
@libertybell8852
@libertybell8852 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 well, he was willing to stand on principle dang it! 😂😂 that's hilarious.
@libertybell8852
@libertybell8852 6 ай бұрын
​@@keetasingletary😂😂 My ex's mom is a larger lady and my kids were 2 and 3, and they had cake and the 3 year old goes "Mimi wanna bite" well MY mom was dieting and the kids had been there as well so the 2 year old pipes up and says "It'll go straight to your butt!" 😂😂
@LFDNC
@LFDNC 3 ай бұрын
My younger sister was like this. Now, every once in a while we get a picture of my niece sitting at the table with my annoyed sister. An apology to my mother is always included. 😂
@4miyahart
@4miyahart 10 ай бұрын
This guy is absolutely the funniest stand-up comedian I've seen in a very long time. The real world humor had me crying.... and I'm a Southern Baptist vegan... Jake (in the audience) State Farm..LEGENDARY 🤣🤣🤣
@Snakles08
@Snakles08 Жыл бұрын
John says the word racism. Entire room goes silent. One of the funniest moments in the show.
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 5 ай бұрын
It’s Dallas…
@sprgeorge333
@sprgeorge333 Жыл бұрын
I saw that knock knock joke from half a mile away... I closed the blinds and acted like I wasn't home.
@ghhm2705
@ghhm2705 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@larrytowe6672
@larrytowe6672 Жыл бұрын
I've seen John many many times, in my opinion this is the funniest that he's ever been.
@velroneramdon2289
@velroneramdon2289 Ай бұрын
I can tell he was raised right, you're awesome
@micheleschettino4849
@micheleschettino4849 Жыл бұрын
I had the chance to see John in NYC. He was hysterical! This show was awesome. Thanks for saying what we are all thinking! ❤
@druburr2415
@druburr2415 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this video. Your comedy combined with your faith is essential in today's crazy world.
@jazzya7383
@jazzya7383 8 ай бұрын
Listening to this while I’m working night shift on Walmarts remodel team. The beginning of my shift was annoying to say the least. So I’m grateful for these laughs now. 😂🙏🏾🙌🏾
@Shirleyneumann7
@Shirleyneumann7 10 ай бұрын
I love how he can be so funny without having to cuss every other sentence. Keep up the good work John.
@aprylb.3718
@aprylb.3718 Жыл бұрын
Imma put my hand on your shoulder. "On MY shoulder?" Dude I'm 97% - That was the funniest EVER!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺ l Love me some John!!
@cristinapineda808
@cristinapineda808 Жыл бұрын
Love the happy dancing between jokes 👏🏽
@kreese316
@kreese316 5 ай бұрын
Just WOW. How are you biblical, convicting, exposing, comforting, and totally real, while being tummy-crushingly funny? Thank you; I needed that.
@MarienoelleOUABI
@MarienoelleOUABI 8 ай бұрын
This is a proof that one can be funny without being dirty !! Almost an hour passed and I barely noticed. Wish you the best !!
@diannawilliams6923
@diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын
Netflix missed out on this! Charge them double next time.
@TxJanna
@TxJanna Жыл бұрын
We need a compilation of the endings with Caleb. The way you two riff off each other brings tears from too hard of laughter.
@FinishStrong504
@FinishStrong504 8 ай бұрын
I used to see all of his videos on social media and had no idea his standup was this good. Good stuff.
@qp4904
@qp4904 2 ай бұрын
The unmedicated ADHD adds to the routine well. No rules, judge everyone. You go dude.
@GabrielMartinez-su8di
@GabrielMartinez-su8di Жыл бұрын
This show was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂 I love the audience interaction lol 👏👏👏
@kimberlyrobbins4047
@kimberlyrobbins4047 Жыл бұрын
😂it’s an absolutely wonderful feeling to laugh today thank you John Crist.
@florencegerns1932
@florencegerns1932 Ай бұрын
I've shared this on Facebook. I love it!! ❤️ be real people, we're all messed up!! 😅
@muddyboots7753
@muddyboots7753 9 ай бұрын
Loving this man. If someone steals these jokes and pretend to be John Crist, we will call him the Anti-crist 🤭
@LFDNC
@LFDNC 3 ай бұрын
I love this, why did no one comment on this? 😂
@janicehousley2941
@janicehousley2941 2 ай бұрын
❤️😍
@lorievanwerden7691
@lorievanwerden7691 Жыл бұрын
Funny stuff! Your comedic timing is spot on. You ask questions of the audience and always make it into a very funny addition to the shows. That takes skill.
@elisabethball2184
@elisabethball2184 Жыл бұрын
Saw John live last Friday and I was DYING the whole time, so much fun
@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy
@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy Жыл бұрын
That's really good
@Launibu
@Launibu 11 ай бұрын
People who can do clean comedy and still be hilarious are great.
@lanapincock246
@lanapincock246 11 ай бұрын
I'm not putting that up to the God of the universe with my name on it! 😂😂😂😂
@daleclark8872
@daleclark8872 Жыл бұрын
That was an AWESOME show! So good to listen to excellent comedy and not have to deal with vulgar language!! JOHN CRIST IS THE BEST!!
@wendysmith9891
@wendysmith9891 Жыл бұрын
3 favs-“I didn’t even want y’all up there.” - JAKE!! Had me in TEARS!! 😂😂 - “They’ll honk at us when it’s our turn to go.” Honorable mention- Prayer posture with hand on hips. -
@txgal7293
@txgal7293 5 ай бұрын
This reminded me of the line “… I’ll give you something to cry about…” 😂
@curtispeterson9735
@curtispeterson9735 2 ай бұрын
Im not sure I've ever laughed so hard at someone who does clean comedy.
@packattack1762
@packattack1762 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lived in Oregon near Portland, John is 100% correct.
@84mvalles
@84mvalles 4 ай бұрын
So happy to have found this!!!
@tamimcbride9924
@tamimcbride9924 2 ай бұрын
Should have prayed for wisdom when you were back at the house..😂😂😂😂😂. This is great stuff.
@ashleyholmes28
@ashleyholmes28 11 ай бұрын
This was the best stand up I have seen in a long time. Can’t wait to see more.
@cthompson897
@cthompson897 8 ай бұрын
We really needed the laughs, Thanks John!!
@yatesbenjamin
@yatesbenjamin 11 ай бұрын
BRUHHHHHHH this is freaking brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you for this Jon. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@KathleenConnolly04
@KathleenConnolly04 10 ай бұрын
John knows his audience here. That first row is accurately representative of boomer Dallas, and he killed it 😅 Well done sir.
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