John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe
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6 жыл бұрынJohn Mulaney stops by the Late Show between a run of gigs for his 'Kid Gorgeous' stand-up comedy tour and tells Stephen about a recent photo that feature a glowing ball.
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@tonycollins3155 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure John Mulaney was John Mulaney in his past life..
@biancaiveliz6220 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo xD
@smilingnsingin4445 4 жыл бұрын
That is a hilarious comment!
@chyld7710 4 жыл бұрын
Mulaney is just immortal in general. Right when he got use to the 50s, he decided "yeah, this is nice." And now, he has decided to be a 50s man for the rest of his life.
@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 жыл бұрын
Lol wut😂
@stevieyork9599 3 жыл бұрын
This is the observation I never knew I needed 👾❤🤯
@londeyloos 6 жыл бұрын
Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.
@ectoproductions8278 5 жыл бұрын
London Iverson that’s because he’s immortal
@erxs 5 жыл бұрын
@@ectoproductions8278 bold of you to assume that he's not
@666Dubhe 5 жыл бұрын
he's from the 80's, though your point still stands
@bambiitree1673 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously he was frozen in the 50s and has just been de-thawed, Captain America style
@annonimooseq1246 5 жыл бұрын
Remember, he “likes old fashion things”
@jamilynnbenz 5 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NOBODY ELSE LAUGHING AT THE IMAGE OF JOHN SPRINTING TOWARDS GEESE WITH A 3 FOOT FRENCH BULLDOG RUNNING AT HIS SIDE
@ameliagrady 3 жыл бұрын
the image of john running alone is hilarious enough but GEESE??? absolutely golden
@urmom-wo5yi 3 жыл бұрын
Bro my legs are 3 feet long that dog is like 1
@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын
Who says we're not? Calm down, for feck's sake.
@urmom-wo5yi 3 жыл бұрын
Hellwyck your the only one that isn’t calm lol. Just chill
@rachelrachel9152 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly bc the story was more about how he was becoming unhinged on the verge of a breakdown lol
@michellee806 6 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn't know he had so much anxiety. I bet he gets nervous on airplanes.
@janierose4786 5 жыл бұрын
Probably. He should tell his doctor. See if he can get Xanax or something.
@storagecat 4 жыл бұрын
But make an appointment thats not so suspicious...say frequent urination?
@trinxx__ 4 жыл бұрын
krazyperson97 hopefully he knows how many times is too much to say
@zac6876 4 жыл бұрын
Amazin Trinity if he doesn't know, though, I hope he thinks to refuse any unneeded tests
@sanitycaycay2507 4 жыл бұрын
@@zac6876 OOOOOOoooooh, he didn't and He'S sOrRy.
@blkfoxninja 6 жыл бұрын
“Not the same as a goose, but you expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” - that killed me
@carriel3054 6 жыл бұрын
Geese are to swans as rats are to squirrels. :)
@SD_702 6 жыл бұрын
Crying at that line.
@Hello-op1ct 5 жыл бұрын
That reminded me of Craig from Parks & Rec 😂
@valhalla1240 5 жыл бұрын
"It started with a couple that didn't look contemporary." John always feels like that John Fraser movie "Blast from the past", where the main character grew up in a bunker, concealed from the outside world and then re-enters modern times, but with the pure innocence of a gentleman from the early 60ies.
@ficka1278 5 жыл бұрын
P
@imakestuff9455 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen looks like he's questioning John's sanity the whole time
@bethe192 5 жыл бұрын
he is, but in a very loving, hey , if the tests come back positive bud, we are gonna be down for taking care of you LOL!!! It will allllll beeee okaaaaayyyyy....pat pat pat.. I think Stephen is more mesmerized by John's incredibly animated and colorful face, you really dont look away when the dude's talking....It is serious art at its most unique! I Love! John M passionately, his face, idk, DELIGHTS ME? that the right phrase?? Yes, it feels right, I think it needs to stay. A thank you has got to go out to this guy's brain. It brings us so many chances to laugh til we are g.d. near injured!! And yes!! We need that now! Ill go now, with a tip of my hat to this young genius. Don't wear hats, but it'd be tipped for John, were there hats. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! 😂 Please always be ...somewhere. xxooo!!!!
@Mike_Ka-Chowski 5 жыл бұрын
That look he pulled when he said "...sure" made me laugh
@jadeallisonhollingsworth 5 жыл бұрын
Aren’t we all?
@lilyparker6611 5 жыл бұрын
@@jadeallisonhollingsworth Lol legit what I was going to say
@missionpupa 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen over the years have seem to forgotten what a comedy skit is.
@whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you have children?” “No, but I have a dog :)” ....could be a nursery
@athena_cr 4 жыл бұрын
An on fire garbage can....could be a nursery..
@angeladavidson2350 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
@amandaceragioli5729 3 жыл бұрын
Thank u for that
@booklover0577 3 жыл бұрын
Lolllllll
@nevadacoy5754 3 жыл бұрын
Only true fans know dat
@travismt0349 5 жыл бұрын
Ever notice how Mulaney can say the most bizarre and things in a matter of fact way, and then afterwards you think that YOU’RE weird for thinking that’s weird.
@fairy5668 4 жыл бұрын
YES WHAT THE HECK
@wwpetko-6760 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!?
@silversong185 3 жыл бұрын
me when he pronounces nightmare wrong
@silversong185 3 жыл бұрын
@@aido6460 as someone who came from southern michigan? yeah probs lmao
@agall1013 11 ай бұрын
The man is a genius.
@giareneeble 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the way this man speaks. His way of constructing a sentence makes him probably my favorite person to listen to. I’d love to have a conversation with him.
@emd4390 5 жыл бұрын
Gia Williams He was an English major
@jsan521705 5 жыл бұрын
He should actually be the new host of prairie home companion
@stephaniegenova5469 5 жыл бұрын
Gia Williams I'd be happy to host a dinner party, we could sit and eat and talk all night!
@gmun2248 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniegenova5469 I always think that, also with Trevor Noah - I'd just love to have conversations with certain people. I'd love to come! I'm Scottish in the US. :) Perhaps this is how people should make new friends these days!
@shantaalweaver 4 жыл бұрын
He paid $120,000 for an English degree. I'd hope so hahaha
@agut.3263 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen: do you have kids? John, immediately: *no I have a dog though*
@tati3861 4 жыл бұрын
well i mean this is staged
@Jason-hw4tf 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@baggervance7652 4 жыл бұрын
He would be a funny prankster Dad!
@ainsleyking7372 4 жыл бұрын
No, he has Pete and Petunia
@nh39791 3 жыл бұрын
he looked so ready to talk about petunia too lmao
@jenniferlee9577 5 жыл бұрын
"I ran towards them and they flew away and it was very amusing" John has the brain of a 10 year old in the amusement department
@Miss_Camel Жыл бұрын
Cocaine tends to do that to people
@calisongbird Жыл бұрын
“In the amusement department”? Where is that?
@theboogeyman2590 Жыл бұрын
@@calisongbird they mean "amusement wise, John's brain is like a 10 yr old". like if you look at what makes him amused.
@imtoto813 5 жыл бұрын
I need footage of Anna calling John a "city boy"
@natalie8214 5 жыл бұрын
MissFlauschig fhdhshshd i love your profile pic!!!
@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 жыл бұрын
Idk if it’s just me but I heard him saying that and imagined his wife with like a southern accent
@WhisperNanny 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a girl named Anna: *turns to John* CITY BOY
@samanthavictoria3308 4 жыл бұрын
Hopetown omg your pfp is gossip by sws!
@cryspbacon 3 жыл бұрын
i just need footage of anna absolutely roasting the shit outta john
@BlakieTT 6 жыл бұрын
"and also I didn't want to say out loud what my plan was, in case the ghosts were listening"! LMAOOOOO!
@AngelOfMusic20 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it!
@madnessbydesign1415 5 жыл бұрын
That's just common sense... :)
@Brando501st 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! I lost it cuz I was kinda thinking about the same movie situation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@harleyroesner1274 5 жыл бұрын
He and I have basically the same thought process
@wolfheart8604 5 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I do XD
@dmjdmj 6 жыл бұрын
"You'd expect more from a swan because it's more cosmopolitan". Amazing. No wonder Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.
@greer8719 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 likes so I’ll leave it
@jonahbardwell551 5 жыл бұрын
@@greer8719 You're good now
@Alpha121198 5 жыл бұрын
I love how genuinely he said that too!
@damunaik4 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the joke but I was wondering why are John Mulaney's videos in my recommended when I'm actually binging on Bill Hader
@katrinac.5730 4 жыл бұрын
@@damunaik4 You'll get there, after Bill, it leads to John eventually
@erinlol4066 6 жыл бұрын
*_D A D D Y ' S G O N E_*
@Jimmyboygohome 5 жыл бұрын
arin YOU GOTTA GO!
@Sarah-ev1gj 3 жыл бұрын
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SEPARATING
@natattack1235 5 жыл бұрын
*"Was it really a ghost you saw, mother? Or was it just me all along?"*
@space_air6074 4 жыл бұрын
*"so that's why you don't give to charity. i'm kidding."*
@samanthavictoria3308 4 жыл бұрын
“LETS NOT TALK ABOUT PENELOPE. *OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS”*
@fiaflora9585 4 жыл бұрын
I loved that line 😂 it made me laugh so hard
@foodguy9600 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.
@brookklym_ 3 жыл бұрын
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”
@splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 жыл бұрын
He’s looks like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host
@LoganWarren444 6 жыл бұрын
Splurgabonn Nephlhogg Shit he does
@jime3281 5 жыл бұрын
Brian fuck you
@agut.3263 5 жыл бұрын
Splurgabonn Nephlhogg well he is
@samara4367 5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host.
@-.-9021 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like he’s about to say “welcome to the twilight zone”
@betsyh5243 6 жыл бұрын
13 year old: "He's got feminine hips" John: "That's what I'm sensitive about!"
@trumpugradguate9112 6 жыл бұрын
Ha, that was probably my favorite bit from him.
@bioblastbeats6450 6 жыл бұрын
"Look at that high waisted man!"
@joescott778 6 жыл бұрын
He's got feminine hips!
@danielnemire 6 жыл бұрын
“No that’s something I’m sensitive about”*
@tigerrrrrz2424 5 жыл бұрын
Excuse you he's a proud asian american woman
@georgiacamacho3706 5 жыл бұрын
"I had a bit of a nervous breakdown while I was at the farm" "Oh okay"
@stephanie22345 4 жыл бұрын
Me at my next therapy appointment
@IronLucario2012 4 жыл бұрын
John: "If I saw a ball of green light on my dog in real life, I'd bow down to it" Stephen (mentally): "Now we don't have time to unpack all that..."
@MadeleineCopeHannah 6 жыл бұрын
This is a ghost, could be a nursery.
@jenniferanderson9695 6 жыл бұрын
M W. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xcarkeysx1190 5 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated KZfaq comment Could be a nursery.
@michellesantillanes5529 5 жыл бұрын
This is a haunted farm in Connecticut, could be a nursery
@xcarkeysx1190 5 жыл бұрын
Michelle Santillanes this is my father’s coffin... Could be a nursery.
@michellesantillanes5529 5 жыл бұрын
XcarkeysX this is a secondary location, could be a nursery
@EsWirdSpaet 6 жыл бұрын
the new buzzfeed unsolved looks great
@kitkatratat 6 жыл бұрын
EsWirdSpaet damn you beat me to this joke hahaha
@72marshflower15 6 жыл бұрын
kitkatratat very well placed, even for an whole ass like me... :-)
@signalred540 5 жыл бұрын
he needs to be a guest on bfu
@abbygarton4428 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this omg😂
@ellafalcon1777 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want him to be in a video with Ryan and Shane.
@theprettyoftheodd7997 5 жыл бұрын
Trinity is now complete: You know, the way you talk to your grandma You know, the way you talk to a child You know the way you talk to your wife
@hilariousness6644 4 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is an interviewer's dream. He's a storyteller, hilarious, quirky, intelligent with a timeless melange of a modern Mid-Atlantic accent or Announcer voice.
@wolfden6135 3 жыл бұрын
And an asian American girl too
@mushroom_gal490 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfden6135 woman* excuse you. Respect her 😤
@herenow4550 3 жыл бұрын
he and david spade are my favorite interviews to watch
@marshhen 6 жыл бұрын
A real and dry conversation. I loved this. He is a very accomplished improv comedian and those who see him live are lucky. I wish there were more actual conversations like this and less rushed celebrity promotional bits that feel like a waste of time.
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen let him talk and it was great!
@xxxpyrosxxx 6 жыл бұрын
reminds me of Ferguson, but less crazy
@mjade1673 5 жыл бұрын
💗💗✌
@lkcullen1918 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxxpyrosxxx I just spent the whole day rewatching episodes from Ferguson's show and I don't regret a thing lol. There's no one quite like him
@irenek7291 6 жыл бұрын
I like listening to this guy talk
@mellowhero3520 6 жыл бұрын
Irene Fields His comedy specials are great! I think they're both on Netflix.
@Raxilla 6 жыл бұрын
Me too. He has a very distinct cadence and tone. It's almost turn of the century mid-Atlantic, 1940's, long time smoker actress. I love it.
@Sbabyblue 6 жыл бұрын
Irene Fields ib
@mediamannaman 5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the narrator of a Sam Spade radio show.
@charliebrown5755 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this guy
@kaeragriffin4323 4 жыл бұрын
stephen's mild little "oh okay" in response to "I had a nervous breakdown at the farm" at 3:29
@MarsLonsen 5 жыл бұрын
"John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe" is a joke all by itself
@MsSarcasticSmirk 6 жыл бұрын
"I would just bow down in front of her and be like, I'll do whatever you want." "...Hey, you know what I really like? Big Mouth."
@itzzbowserjr 4 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is two years old, but I just found this video and was scrolling through the comments and I read this Right as it played in the video itself.
@unicornsprinkles3277 4 жыл бұрын
I know right I legit thought I skipped something
@ashmitanandy 6 жыл бұрын
Get some rest, tall child!
@nourinebishara1709 6 жыл бұрын
You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
@pmrd 6 жыл бұрын
BIG ASS B!!
@jackright9638 6 жыл бұрын
Mathieu Dalpé Followed by a Big Ass I
@Dannyseligman 6 жыл бұрын
I'M A GAL!
@TheChuchurocket 6 жыл бұрын
He's beautiful
@_knife.exe_3968 3 жыл бұрын
John: "I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough" *the crowd cheering loudly*
@renaw8077 3 жыл бұрын
His little smile after he said “my wife Anna”🥺🥺
@ssgore988 2 жыл бұрын
Well its Olivia now
@dtschuor459 2 жыл бұрын
It is sad…more so for Anna. Relationships end, and I’m thrilled for John that he’s in love and expecting a baby. I hope Anna finds the same, someone new who makes her feel like she IS all that and makes her life better than ever before🥰
@maremacd 6 жыл бұрын
His was the funniest live show I’ve ever seen. My abs were sore the next day from laughing so hard. And he answered questions and chatted with the audience after!
@aneesh.joseph 6 жыл бұрын
maremacd is it available on KZfaq
@tiffanichavez8127 6 жыл бұрын
I got to see his Kid Gorgeous tour a couple weeks ago and I'm STILL laughing at it lol
@ajdarc7130 6 жыл бұрын
I’m going to see it this weekend in Philly. I’m so excited!
@h.thumbsthomas5479 6 жыл бұрын
So lucky! I wanted to go extremely badly but the closest location to me at the time had tickets starting at like $75 since it was a smallish venue. I couldn’t swing that at the time lol
@726Ian 6 жыл бұрын
I got to see him perform in Winnipeg and he had some jokes related to the city which was amazing
@grantpritchard7492 6 жыл бұрын
I would pay just about any amount to see this guy live in theatre. He has to be one of the most entertaining and naturally funny comedians anywhere. Nothing contrived about his stories, just brilliantly told in a matter-of-fact manner that has me in stitches at every step. Amazing.
@latrodectahespara2728 6 жыл бұрын
the way Mulaney leans in whenever he's trying to get a proper rise out of Colbert is adorable, it feels very organic and friendly
@thrynclair 6 жыл бұрын
"hey. you know what I really like? Big Mouth" that was the worst segue I have ever heard.
@onkelpappkov2666 5 жыл бұрын
"Shut up. Your segue is boring me. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
@madnessbydesign1415 5 жыл бұрын
It was a rough edit. These interviews often run long, and they cut the 'best' pieces together, resulting in some awkward segues.
@mychannelafc 4 жыл бұрын
@@madnessbydesign1415 nah. Colbert's a bad interviewer. It's been clear since he's started. No flow. Very cobbly.
@sandydog426 4 жыл бұрын
@@mychannelafc I don't think interviews are his strongest suit. I've always liked Colbert immensely and find his commentary hilarious and witty. And I do like the way he interacts with people, but i agree that structured interviews aren't his best. Jon Stewart was very good with interviews, on the other hand.
@littlebunnyfoufou1 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's also just John and his ADHD. ADHD people will often switch topics in a way that makes zero sense to anyone but us. I promise there is a very logical thought process in our head, it just never actually gets spoken.
@khan.2705 6 жыл бұрын
He is effortlessly funny. Like he amuses. Like yeah I made my point I'll stop typing now.
@emmy6909 6 жыл бұрын
Asif Khan I know I was laughing until my tummy hurt
@JD.727 6 жыл бұрын
The chemistry is weird so I created a theory. John mulaney is actually sipping Stephen Colbert's coffee. Resentment ensues. ☕😒
@sparklinglemon-limepop8442 4 жыл бұрын
JD F excellent 😂 we all need more laughs
@bho-lj1jk 4 жыл бұрын
Two repressed Roman Catholics hoping they don’t sin in the others presence.
@moonblossom7903 3 жыл бұрын
JD F omg! I thought the exact same thing for a while😅😂😂
@ada.3880 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking died omg
@PhillyFrank1 6 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is one of my favorite human beings --- funny, smart, progressive, handsome, kind, determined to be polite: the total package.
@langdonalger9219 5 жыл бұрын
PhillyFrank1 not to mention his feminine hips
@madisonmathis9422 4 жыл бұрын
His wife practically won the lottery he seems to love her a fuck ton too it's perfect
@timyac 4 жыл бұрын
Bad case of TDS though
@ziggygunz2447 4 жыл бұрын
@Tim Yac "Total dissolved solids (TDS) is a measure of the dissolved combined content of all inorganic and organic substances present in a liquid in molecular, ionized, or micro-granular (colloidal sol) suspended form. ... More exotic and harmful elements of TDS are pesticides arising from surface runoff." Weird that you can tell that from watching this but I guess everyone has their talent...
@adi9296 4 жыл бұрын
And a good conversationalist too!
@grimmm421 5 жыл бұрын
no one: John Mulaney: mY wiFe
@Emily-wi8ms 4 жыл бұрын
Like Ned from the try guys
@yappledapple2293 4 жыл бұрын
Just has a nice ring to it
@baekksong3970 3 жыл бұрын
why is this ned
@bethm5852 3 жыл бұрын
He turned into Borat?
@chironpallas 3 жыл бұрын
it's so lovely
@sabrinathaiii 6 жыл бұрын
I love everything about John mulaney
@maryamkeraif8942 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like John Mulaney died a little on the inside at 7:47 when Stephen said “yeah.” In response to a good joke that made everyone at least chuckle.
@starlenegray5901 3 жыл бұрын
I seen it :( the look of emptiness and anxiety.. lol
@greta6336 5 жыл бұрын
that entrance into the handshake at the beginning was hanging so precariously onto being very awkward it's almost impressive. Notice the flash of fear in John's eyes - it really drives it home.
@dreamingofthemoon 3 жыл бұрын
Riight
@emsmnms3507 5 жыл бұрын
“you expect more from a swan cause its cosmopolitan!”
@emilygarza7197 3 жыл бұрын
“How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan” 🤨
@imicca 6 жыл бұрын
I won't say the name of my brand, it is just an iPhone
@disruptityourself 5 жыл бұрын
Not even close to how he said it but cool... Haha
@mgsquared5204 5 жыл бұрын
“I won’t say what brand of phone, but it’s an iPhone” is the actual quote but I guess you got close enough.
@alansmithee419 4 жыл бұрын
It isn't in quotes,and even if it were it would still count as paraphrasing.
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
I wanna see him do a musical revue with Megan Mullally, just so I can see the poster for 'Mulaney and Mullally'.
@A-FELIX 6 жыл бұрын
New Message you're all over KZfaq's comments. Do you ever sleep?
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
I do sleep! That's what weekends are for.
@A-FELIX 6 жыл бұрын
New Message fair point
@bethe192 5 жыл бұрын
@@NewMessage s'ok, we all like you here. Hi again 👋🖐✋
@lucyhannah1227 5 жыл бұрын
OMG i would pay so much to see megan and john in the same room
@ameliesayshola8854 6 жыл бұрын
“I fainted just to appease them” hahaha this guy is so funny would love to see him perform live
@dr.little7311 4 жыл бұрын
“You’d expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan. It’s sad.” I love this man. You can understand why Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.
@bella-jt9cb 3 жыл бұрын
I love all of the snl people's relationships with eachother
@andreabandy6713 3 жыл бұрын
And he asked "how does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?"
@kimiandre8300 3 жыл бұрын
the exact same comment is right under yours on my computer by @ dmjdmj from 3 years ago lmfao
@Tegres1 5 жыл бұрын
"I was assuming my dog was possessed." Yep, that is a quote I always thought I would hear.
@elizahansen1777 5 жыл бұрын
*john talks about him fainting* Me: Get some rest tall child!!
@FabulousKilljoy917 4 жыл бұрын
“You expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” 🤣his speech pattern is my favorite
@LeighAnneMarie 5 жыл бұрын
That deep, knowing voice within that warns of geese and ghosts 🤣
@nadimzaidi 6 жыл бұрын
The genius behind Hader’s Stefan
@moodialabdualjabar2121 6 жыл бұрын
I was chased by a group of geese when I was a child, and one of them bit the back of my jacket so I took it off while still running. i’ve never felt more like an action star than I did in that moment.😂😂
@littlewoodimp 6 жыл бұрын
You did the right thing 'young child you'!
@RosySpeaks 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
Moodi AL abdualjabar yeah that happened to my sister , the attack was quite long. She ended up in the hospital for the night. She cracked a rib.. They are no joke...
@radicalronin 4 жыл бұрын
Life lesson man: never fuck with any bird that spends their free time in the water because they will bite you
@ABRASILERA17 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like sleep deprivation mixed with dry humor on live television
@cd8467 6 жыл бұрын
seems like Stephen doesn’t really appreciate John’s jokes as much as the audience
@ninjagonzalez 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly i prefer the gentle smile and chuckle to Jimmy Fallons hee haws at every sentence
@musinghamlet8917 5 жыл бұрын
He seems to be lowkey jealous because 'competition'.
@kitchenkut 4 жыл бұрын
@@musinghamlet8917 nonsense. They are good friends that's why he keeps inviting him back.
@pegsies. 4 жыл бұрын
@@kitchenkut or it could be the studios and managers, hes not in charge of most of his show.
@rspeak5768 4 жыл бұрын
He built an entire career out of remaining straight-faced. He doesn't usually laugh much.
@IzzySoDope 6 жыл бұрын
I was beaten up by a goose when i was 7 or 8
@Prizzlesticks 6 жыл бұрын
I read 'ghost' instead of 'goose' and was like, "Well, damn. Was it a green orb, too?"
@matbroomfield 6 жыл бұрын
Were you saved by a friendly fox?
@bobstonedrewes4010 6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Kap3lka 6 жыл бұрын
I was beaten up by a whole bunch of them. I got what I deserved though, I was harassing them😳
@firesign4297 6 жыл бұрын
Izzy SoDope My Son was Smacked! By one when he was little...right in front of us all !... People don't BELIEVE until it happens to them...so beware folks.
@Sueloveschoc 6 жыл бұрын
John mulaney can play young Stephen colbert in his biopic... maybe coming soon!
@jenakumiki703 4 жыл бұрын
THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN HE MENTIONS HIS WIFE ANNA AT 3:15 AWWWWW THAT IS PRECIOUS
@saracarr3382 4 жыл бұрын
"You know it's a ghost" has the ability to make me laugh as little else does
@karenlm9062 6 жыл бұрын
I simply love listening to John Mulaney on Pandora. It's his voice. The cadence and tone is soothing, funny, and makes so much sense. And ya, that's a ghost. It's a time portal. LOL
@thekid3653 6 жыл бұрын
John's voice is so damn calming
@RollingOrmond 5 жыл бұрын
I like his 'preppie on meth' look.
@Anna-cg1pn 3 жыл бұрын
the funniest part is that the school knowing john had fainted a previous two times, made him sit through it again
@loyisomase2501 6 жыл бұрын
That last bit was hilarious 😂
@DiogoF. 6 жыл бұрын
I am obsessed with this guy since I firts watch his stand up comedy
@JenniferDelRey 4 жыл бұрын
The way he said “You know it’s a ghost!” killed me 😂
@neonoires 5 жыл бұрын
YOU KNOW IT'S A GHOST.
@cloudwatcher608 6 жыл бұрын
Interview started a little slow, but I️ was nearly crying by the end 😂
@vinisr12 6 жыл бұрын
Is this Barry Allen's doppelganger?
@bobstonedrewes4010 6 жыл бұрын
vinisr12 ikr
@robertopasqualini9399 6 жыл бұрын
Run Barry!
@naryrokobs1847 6 жыл бұрын
You know that John Mulaney has been a big famous comedian before the CW flash right?
@katelyncozzi7904 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Brooks a doppelganger isn't someone who came after the person that's referenced. They're just someone who looks eerily alike, so whether he was a comedian before The Flash or not, it doesn't matter.
@Mike_Ka-Chowski 5 жыл бұрын
Time Remnant
@hollygibbons5385 5 жыл бұрын
watching "The miracle of Life" was always the most infamous day in my high school health class.
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
My hippie sister (literally) brought it home. Never even heard about it at my public high school.. I refused to go to Catholic School after my grade school experiencer..
@azurragames298 4 жыл бұрын
3:27 makes me giggle a lot for some reason lolol John: I had a bit of a nervous breakdown at the farm Other dude: oh okay-
@jordanf9257 6 жыл бұрын
He looks like Grant Gustin a little? don't you think?
@MrRapChild 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan F So it's not just in my head then. 😂
@Mohammed_Riyadh 6 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@KingTray1000 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like they are one
@stridernfs1 6 жыл бұрын
Mohd Riyas m
@MiguelGomez-qx7qc 6 жыл бұрын
Now I cant stop seeing grant everytime I watch Mulaney
@NotYurAverageJoe 6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this man.
@jesperjee 5 жыл бұрын
I love how John, despite his age, always knows old times references. Like that Mel Torme-line
@lorencappelson6475 3 жыл бұрын
no one appreciated it!!
@TimeARDISpace 5 жыл бұрын
The little smile he has when he says his wife's name.
@ResidentTarantino 6 жыл бұрын
Couple years ago, he did a show at my university. Hilarious story about his childhood encounter with Bill Clinton, blaming himself for the future controversies that had ensued.
@irenek7291 6 жыл бұрын
Veteran Nintenerd is there a video or transcript of it anywhere?
@mellowhero3520 6 жыл бұрын
Irene Fields I think that bit is in one of the comedy specials.
@atzyrkseyer 6 жыл бұрын
Irene Fields watch his special, Comeback Kid, it's at the end (and hilarious) actually, watch the whole thing! :)
@RajSingh-qc6lq 6 жыл бұрын
I really like this guy. He's got that awkward charm to him. I'd like to sit down and talk about the origin of the universe and meaning of life with this fine goose hunter*, I bet he'd have some... interesting opinions.
@sheilascanlon4928 4 жыл бұрын
MIRACLE OF LIFE nobody KNOWS
@lynneshawe9714 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert doesn't get John's humor. I find him hilarious!
@iris5403 4 жыл бұрын
7:25 This reminds me at my elementary school there was a Janitor, named Bob, who accidentally spilled some chemicals that some how knocked him out, I think bleach and rubbing alcohol, and his head fell in the toilet and he drowned. Anyways, this school is like 104 years old, its pretty old, and we kinda start a religion based around this guy, called "Bloody Bob." The main symbol was the holy plunger -- a plunger with wings. We would go to worship on Saturdays and to get initiated you had to have toilet water poured on your head. We ourselves must always call him Bloody Bob, but the Awaihas, the leaders, could simply call Him "Bob." There was also a dance we would do, etc, etc. Anyways, so I thought this cult was not that wide spread, I had seen that someone had drawn the holy plunger on a bathroom stall once and thought it was cool, but then I started seeing graffiti of "Bloody Bob" or "The Holy Plunger" all over my town. It was weird. Even older people, in middle and some in high school were in this thing. It was quite strange.
@skyeplus 6 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong. Birds are dinosaurs.
@boostover3941 6 жыл бұрын
I cannot love John Mulaney more. My favourite tall child.
@cooper8184 4 жыл бұрын
3:26 I had a bit of a nerve breakdown “oh okey” he sounded so Canadian
@meiji4785 5 жыл бұрын
"I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough" thats kinda sweet actually
@lando6486 6 жыл бұрын
Future host
@Horus-Lupercal 6 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuuuuck, I can definitely see that. Let everyone know that Lance Rose called it.
@lando6486 6 жыл бұрын
Jasper Auld lol I hope so
@thomashester2 6 жыл бұрын
Lance Rose i was looking forward to taking over for seth for Weekend Update but he signed for the NBC show Mulaney
@breakingthemasks 6 жыл бұрын
Thomas Hester ... that would have be cool.
@kenzab.9375 6 жыл бұрын
Im not the only one who saw the potential! He should replace Jimmy Fallon...
@noora8179 6 жыл бұрын
i really really love this man holy shit hes so funny
@abbeylinsky3237 6 жыл бұрын
I think some people interpreted this as coldness from Stephen towards John, but I really like how he doesn't immediately laugh whenever John makes a joke. Like, if he didn't find it funny, he didn't laugh. That's how things should be, I think. It can be a little awkward, but it forces people to hone their humor or deal with certain people having different senses of humor. I like it a lot.
@derpnerpwerp 3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is absolutely hilarious. And he reminds me so much of myself with the thoughts and anxieties he has. Like Stephen Colbert is just not understanding what he's saying while I am sitting here with a very clear image of his headspace. I dont necessarily believe in ghosts, but that wouldn't stop me from saying we need to leave the cabin immediately due to what I perceived to be a ghost.
@tofelipwithlove1150 6 жыл бұрын
I like his type of humour. So funny to me. And Stephen looks like he's enjoying his company.
@littlewoodimp 6 жыл бұрын
I was attacked by a goose while gathering eggs at a friends place. Bloody big strong gander had me trapped and I had to leap into rhododendron bushes trying to escape. It was a crap strategy because it followed me - pecking full force and screeching. I ended up covered in crap with a broken finger and a severely bruised thigh muscle, couldn't walk for two days. That was bad enough. But when I got into work, after two days off, I found out that my manager had taken *great* delight in telling everyone that I was off work because I had been badly goosed in the rhododendrons. Three more years I worked in that place, and they never let me forget it. It was how I was introduced to every new hire.
@grassh0per279 6 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you
@littlewoodimp 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh that's very kind of you, but it was too many years ago to comfortably count. And honestly, on reflection it was kind of hilarious. It's one of my Nieces favourite "My Aunt Has Always Been Crazy' stories. I have many, many, more comical misadventures (including having my shorts & underwear wash out to sea when I went for a wee behind a rock on a deserted beach). The main thing everyone should take away from it is ..... never, *ever* trust a goose!! But hugs to ya for your kind thought xxxx
@tonyattardo9350 6 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. My sttongest, toughest friend is horrified by geese, due to a goose fucking up he received as a 9 or 10 year old. Geese are dicks.
@littlewoodimp 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it though!
@littlewoodimp 6 жыл бұрын
In my case they were all located around the upper thighs and buttocks.
@billiea.566 5 жыл бұрын
I just wanna be friends with someone like him like honestly how does he manage to make the most mundane of stories seem so interesting and entertaining
@aj3295 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna interrupt your flow but I need you to know..."
@JohnnyRoseofVersailles 6 жыл бұрын
I just love how he speaks like from the old times.
@jessegandy4510 6 жыл бұрын
Is Stephen Colbert capable of carrying on a conversation without it dying?
@ShadowyKatz 5 жыл бұрын
John: "I travel sometimes" Me: "Delta Airlines" playing in head.
@awhryan 3 жыл бұрын
We're delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare
@gabvillagepanda 3 жыл бұрын
4:11 well, he finally said it John Mulaney binge watchers would know
@voodoofairy 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think John Mulaney is one of those kids on a paranormal show who points to their past life selves in the background of a Buster Keaton flick? Like, he's a reincarnated Chaplin era actor who really found his stride this lifetime?
@shelby9836 5 жыл бұрын
Brian get some better insults my dude
@mjade1673 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@JadeDude1973 5 жыл бұрын
He's like a clone of BOTH Venture Brothers.
@tommywiseau_ 6 жыл бұрын
i'm sorry, i can't....... mulaney and his 50s radio drama vocabulary. istg this kid is like 75
@avidnongetit8710 4 жыл бұрын
He ought to write his version of a Christmas story! I bet it would replace the original. Or maybe a Halloween story- then it's all his!
@samanthawells513 4 жыл бұрын
I’m glad the watching of “The Miracle of Life” is a health class experience that transcends generations
@nicolasocampo9953 2 жыл бұрын
Lucy would totally love this!
@brandonday2494 2 жыл бұрын
He knows Stephen knows this story, he's telling Lucy!
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