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Searing Blow +16?! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire
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@theshiveringveil145 4 жыл бұрын
"I fear not the man who has upgraded all his cards once, but I fear the man who has upgraded one card 15 times."
@exotic5115 4 жыл бұрын
I fear no man. but that thing... > Searing blow+15 it scares me...
@saviorkupo7032 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee approves this video
@PaulHobbs23 4 жыл бұрын
Wow what a perfect meme
@matthewkaseman7457 4 жыл бұрын
But we have apoth, so we're also upgrading everything once.
@JohnKekoa1231 4 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest KZfaq comments I've ever seen hahah
@roippi3985 4 жыл бұрын
Surround him! You take the left, I’ll take the right! Our plan is foolpr
@douwemusic 4 жыл бұрын
posted 40 mins ago, already underrated
@Skwerll 4 жыл бұрын
This has me rolling. Just imagine what the character voice for the Spear would be
@giarnovanzeijl399 4 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes.
@spuriousc 4 жыл бұрын
Jaret Snyder I’m imagining the door knockers from Labyrinth. With that ring stuffed in its mouth.
@MaskedChieff 3 жыл бұрын
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAAAAIN
@modestsazonov7174 4 жыл бұрын
Me: 47 minutes run, Jorbs was probably just memeing around and died in the middle of the run Me 47 minutes later: holy shit
@Romaoplays 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@paperspock 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you were sort of half right.
@paperspock 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you were half right.
@xLeopanther 4 жыл бұрын
Me in twitch chat after the heart was killed: I bet once this is out on youtube, people will see the 47min length of the video and think that jorbs died in this run. (..not visible on the stream-displayed chat sadly cause I don't join the streams very often ^^)
@OrchidAlloy 2 жыл бұрын
He was even using Feed
@shelloshello19 4 жыл бұрын
0:38 Apotheosis 1:10 Searing Blow 1:48 Shining Light upgrades Searing Blow 2:42 Searing Blow evolves into Carnage 9:07 Cursor hovers dangerously over Fusion Hammer 15:44 Whetstone hits 33:35 Calipers + 4 beautiful cards 36:51 Mind Bloom upgrades all (that beautiful sound at 38:10) 38:20 One Card Elite Kill 38:40 Donu and Deca fight starts... ends 62 seconds and three turns later 44:10 Searing Blow +16 46:08 Heart about to lose to a 3 card deck 46:16 Lul.
@Evolved_Monkey 4 жыл бұрын
27:58 me playing slay the spire : sh!t, i'm not dealing enough damage! jorbs playing slay the spire: sh!t, i'm deaing too much damage! kill me now, just kill me.
@SkyTheStarhero 4 жыл бұрын
how lucky can you get to randomly hit searing blow in each upgrade event this is legendary
@andrewwang7699 4 жыл бұрын
light was 1/3, whetstone was 2/5, so like 13%
@meathir4921 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Wang Whetstone isn’t 2/5, it’s 1/5+1/4
@janehrahan5116 3 жыл бұрын
It's 1-4/5x3/4. Or 1-12/20. Or 8/20. Or 2/5. The guy you replied to was right.
@jeepersmcgee3466 9 ай бұрын
@@andrewwang7699but the odds of Whetstone hitting Searing Blow were around 10% so it's actually closer to a 1.3% chance of that combo of events happening
@miterbinnesdirty 4 жыл бұрын
This run was so top tier. I was losing my shit when Whetstone hit. So godly. My favorite vid of 2020 for sure. Cheers bud.
@lowtzechien5308 4 жыл бұрын
Not only that, the shining light event in act 1 also hit
@spaceman_256 4 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Jorbs to create a situation where a single card can end the fight yet exhausting it is the correct play.
@hunterthompson6834 4 жыл бұрын
Searing Blow is the Perfected Strike of upgrades.
@dusaprukiyathan1613 4 жыл бұрын
Good card if you devote your run to it, but never actually fun.
@hungrypasta 3 жыл бұрын
Searing Blow is the Dark Souls of upgrades.
@vanbaasten17 4 жыл бұрын
Sees ironclad defeating the heart in 47 min = "he is so coool" Sees ironclad defeating the heart with searing blow +16 = "but he is so dumb"
@alvarooverlay5405 4 жыл бұрын
8/8 reference
@helenzlazzli 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you reminding me of tfs :(
@janehrahan5116 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eteBo699nJOrgoE.html the refference for any who havent seen it.
@Dermenscha 4 жыл бұрын
The insane memeability of this run.
@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca 4 жыл бұрын
While sneko eye was the best option, the coffee dripper would have displayed higher commitment, and thus would have been more correct choice.
@Junotekh 4 жыл бұрын
The title. The video duration. I was confused in every possible way and it was glorious.
@waves_under_stars 4 жыл бұрын
That was probably the effect of snecko eye I'm not sorry
@loafy2 2 жыл бұрын
I come back every few months to rewatch this masterpiece, its just as fantastic every single time
@paztapas 4 жыл бұрын
I looked at the timer at the beginning of the video and thought "Ah, Jorbs uploaded a video where he dies in act two to show the weakness of Searing Blow." I now realize how unenlightened I truly was
@dmitrygolubev9398 3 жыл бұрын
The entire game i was very perplexed over him being too concerned about extra health, and then at 36:53 everything came together
@arrowtongue 4 жыл бұрын
taking Mark of the Bloom to upgrade Searing Blow is peak Spire slaying
@JayBoatKing 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine the giant head thinking "Did anyone catch the number of that bus?"
@mrna4846 4 жыл бұрын
I was about the close the stream to study, I couldn't because of this run and the one after this with the silent. Can't remember the last time I laughed this much.
@spencerbowler7287 4 жыл бұрын
Caught this run on stream, but I’m watching it again here and leaving a comment to promote it to the algorithm. People NEED to see this
@aznxknight 4 жыл бұрын
I was there! One of my favorite ones is at 38:25, just casually walk in with a searing blow ready to kill an elite in one shot. Sorry not just an elite, a SUPER elite.
@DarknessOverpowering 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit what a ride. A more perfect searing blow run will never exist.
@BenKLode 4 жыл бұрын
That moment he deleted the centurion from the game files made me realise how stupid good that run actually was.
@lucasvivante8988 4 жыл бұрын
So after all this struggle, feed didn't even matter at the end, and the cursed fire breathing remained.
@Skwerll 4 жыл бұрын
Feed earned him 100 extra score in the end, if you're into high numbers. 50 from "Stuffed" and an extra 50 ascension bonus.
@janehrahan5116 3 жыл бұрын
Ascension bns doesn't apply to stuffed. And it cost him the sub 30 time since most of the run was spent trying to feed.
@Cheefoo124 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Searing Blow can't be good! This can't be happening!
@Cheefoo124 4 жыл бұрын
*sweating* He keeps upgrading it! *cowering in the corner* It can't be good! Stop! STOP!
@Cheefoo124 4 жыл бұрын
*tears forming* Even the whetstone!
@zacharyjune7510 4 жыл бұрын
29:36 lmao Maw came back with 3 damage. Take that!
@raputha1148 3 жыл бұрын
"True Jorbs fans have watched the searing blow video TEN times"
@Jakobos123 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I think this game is about to run out of unique ways to entertain me, something like this happens
@arrowtongue 4 жыл бұрын
32:08 honestly the hardest one of your jokes has made me laugh in a while and I wanted to make a note of it
@fourfyfsix 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I had a very similar start just a few days ago - floor 0 apotheosis, floor 5 searing blow. It was a very fun run. Edit: but I did not manage to get every single upgrade event/relic, nor get them to hit Searing Blow. Jorbs is obviously a filthy lucker.
@GrandORdEr40 4 жыл бұрын
Jorbs: *get whetstone* Also Jorbs: who needs campfires
@369Triniki 4 жыл бұрын
Once every jorbs: I will take all of them StS devs: Let's add a card choice relic
@bencheesecake 4 жыл бұрын
This run filled me with joy. Thanks for uploading this one
@LordHypnos4 4 жыл бұрын
Getting a Searing Blow as the first attack, upgrading it over 10 times, yet even then he still manages to nearly double his hp. I am impressed
@RCTricking 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq Jorbs best Jorbs meme runs for days!
@Caeleb1234563 4 жыл бұрын
I normally fall asleep to these runs on my television at night, but this one had me really engaged and excited. Even snecko eye couldn't make this boring!
@Kynoss 4 жыл бұрын
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH A RUN MORE THAN THIS ONE searing blow is literally the only reason I enjoy ironclad and I will straight abandon run if I don't find early searing blow LMAO this is beauty in motion
@somebodyuknow2507 4 жыл бұрын
But have you experienced the glory that is dead branch corruption prismatic shard? you can't say you have fully experienced ironclad until you have
@ses2029 Жыл бұрын
@@somebodyuknow2507 I got that on Silent before lol.
@Romaoplays 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus! This was the most interesting run I’ve ever seen! It just kept on giving
@atpsoldat6108 4 жыл бұрын
I am commenting on this video to stir the algorithm to recommend this video. People need to realize the glory that is called Searing Blow.
@olivierdoubre6339 4 жыл бұрын
This is why KZfaq Jorbs is so much more fun at parties than twitch jorbs
@BadCoyInc 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this run live and yet here I am watching this replay,
@evanlinderman2461 4 жыл бұрын
I remember the days of only having Ironclad and Silent, much simpler days
@Wauly 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop watching this run
@Jamyantis 4 жыл бұрын
This incredible run deserved a pin nib
@naruhina012607 3 жыл бұрын
imagine necronomicon
@PeterVandivier 4 жыл бұрын
Last week I commented that a run was Big Poj Energy. In light of this run, I have flagged that comment as offensive and will be timing myself out.
@stefanandries9455 4 жыл бұрын
No no no, you were right, it's just that this run is MASSIVE POJ ENERGY.
@theirishcanadian 4 жыл бұрын
What does poj mean?
@octaviogonzalez8794 4 жыл бұрын
@@theirishcanadian just a mispelling of pog that got memed in the community
@tavis1 4 жыл бұрын
This has been my favorite run to watch.
@Kerelsso 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best upgraded runs I've ever seen!
@EvelynnEleonore 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever forget jorbs plays ascension fucking 20 and does these things
@asdfasdf-dg2qx 4 жыл бұрын
Searing blow? Must be a speedrun.
@antiMatterDynamit 4 жыл бұрын
*sees title* *drops w/e i was doing to watch this* edit: 38:12 screams of joy
@robertdascoli949 4 жыл бұрын
@38:10 Jorbs is an absolute madman
@mtaur4113 4 жыл бұрын
First World Problems Jorbs at 27:58
@mtaur4113 4 жыл бұрын
Sozu + Shrug It Off. Shrugs are better than drugs confirmed.
@vertical5044 4 жыл бұрын
GEE, that was almost 50 minutes of PURE adrenaline rush, holy shit!
@unproffessionelll9103 4 жыл бұрын
38:10 the madlad did it
@esaedromicroflora1247 4 жыл бұрын
I'm learning to play better just because of your videos - this run was CRAZY O_O
@darkzero3 4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a card like Searing Blow for all the classes
@slaphand9578 4 жыл бұрын
p r i s m a t i c s h a r d
@aquilonthepro8319 3 жыл бұрын
For The Silent, it would be a poison card. For the Defect, it would be a lightning orb card. For the Watcher, it would be an energy card.
@PhantomJavelin 4 жыл бұрын
15:52 Jorbs goes full Tusken Raider
@dylancole9222 4 жыл бұрын
This run will go down in the books.
@fatporpoise8092 4 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit, glad that missed me" was my favourite part
@chrisnguyen2769 4 жыл бұрын
30:50 cuz he's a hungry boy-o
@SuperGamerNinja1 4 жыл бұрын
This run violates the Geneva Convention.
@nickmorgan3042 4 жыл бұрын
I’m back for my 8th watch. Soon I’ll be a true jorbs fan. Or so I hear.
@eldizo_ 4 жыл бұрын
holy fucking shit bless this run
@clecanadalawexplained6330 3 жыл бұрын
You know it's going to be a good run when you get Apotheosis before the first floor.
@leodots 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explains plz, why he didn't lose all his block against the heart after finishing his turn with almost 400 block? He wasn't using barricade...
@raputha1148 3 жыл бұрын
he had calipers. its a relic that makes it so instead of losing all your block, it just reduces it by 15.
@argaen21 4 жыл бұрын
@Jorbs I am still staying subscribed despite you insisting on putting your face on the thumbnails! xD
@kuayhon123 4 жыл бұрын
gotta love how you play the game keep the good work :)
@bbkrabbe3384 4 жыл бұрын
i have my searing blow +74 in endless run and it have 3000+ damage
@scarman159 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that was actually crazy
@chesh05 4 жыл бұрын
Gets to Heart Elite fight... *proceeds to one-shot the dude*
@Gekayshaman 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Jorbs always makes me realize how shit I am at this game lol.
@dracekidjr 7 ай бұрын
Man what a classic run
@Sataie 4 жыл бұрын
Only youtube Jorbs can make searing blow viable!
@maximsamuels6085 4 жыл бұрын
This was legendary
@AaronTsuii 3 жыл бұрын
46:12 TFW you have OVER 360 Block...
@dantdu 2 жыл бұрын
SICK game. GG, ty for content.
@addygoldberg4897 4 жыл бұрын
Searing Blow run... under an hour. Here we go again!
@christophergiyun 4 жыл бұрын
what a beautiful run
@DarkX64 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best run of Sts in the history of this game. Change my mind. TRICK QUESTION YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE PERFECTION OF SEARING BLOW YOU FOOL
@neonerd2000 4 жыл бұрын
best run ever
@artil1 4 жыл бұрын
Just hit today Searing Blow in 3 runs in a row before first camp. Easy wins. It's actually GG, if you get it early on.
@mindmagemethin1550 4 жыл бұрын
Man I feel like a scrub not being able to beat the heart with defect...
@kaleina_mk 4 жыл бұрын
I have seen god itself. And it is Searing Blow +16.
@Matjaasss 4 жыл бұрын
me: you lost soooo much time on feed calculations
@icranberry8660 4 жыл бұрын
not sure if you already have, but maybe make a spireside chat for choosing paths? see people asking in chat so often
@daneburton7953 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what the opposite of a Frozen Eye run looks like
@marcoscoimbra3196 3 жыл бұрын
I love Searing Blow runs. The maximum i had it upgraded was to +11 enough to finish act 4 easily
@catfoodbob1 4 жыл бұрын
Goes to show you that a good defence is a overwhelming offence. And excessive corruption
@rmcbean5699 4 жыл бұрын
Searing Blow decks hit different
@QT-Sei 4 жыл бұрын
That reptomancer fight... Jorbs could have used feed on a dagger and got the health instead of trying to get a setup on the reptomancer, right?
@jacobselman4112 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly no. Feed does not work on minions.
@Silas_MN 4 жыл бұрын
Now I know what true beauty is.
@auskerblaze4242 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Searing Blow Jr.
@ChibiRuah 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt realize searing blow gets so much better with more upgrades. Though still feel like 90% a meme
@naphackDT 4 жыл бұрын
But a good meme.
@MaybeMysticc 4 жыл бұрын
2nd snake lady fight: FEAR M
@blakesons2996 4 жыл бұрын
What the most health you’ve gotten on a run using feed? The other day i got up to 152 and that felt huge but I’m sure that’s rookie numbers for someone going for a health run
@hariman7727 2 жыл бұрын
There was one run that he got over 300 health.
@sadbanana5896 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this. It's very luck dependent but you don't have to fight elites so it is easy. Idk I find it fun.
@Valeyard1447 4 жыл бұрын
I think twitch Jorbs has me convinced the KZfaq Jorbs is using seeded runs....
@Papada00 4 жыл бұрын
Strongest ironclad ever
@Joseph-lj4sp 4 жыл бұрын
*sees video runtime* oh looks like a meme run where he dies halfway through *watches video* .......wow
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