Sarah Millican's BEST Dirty Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation | Jokes On Us

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Jokes On Us

Jokes On Us

5 ай бұрын

Cover your innocent ears, here are some of Sarah Millican's muckiest and dirtiest jokes!
Check out more from Sarah Millican here - / @sarahmillican
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@audradecker1437
@audradecker1437 5 ай бұрын
Sarah is AWESOME! She can make me smile no matter how many times I've seen her shows on KZfaq. 🥰
@vivienneoneill5400
@vivienneoneill5400 4 ай бұрын
Me too,she is great.❤❤❤
@Ash-thebandit
@Ash-thebandit 5 ай бұрын
Your comedy shows have helped to pull me out of a massive depressive episode. I just wanted to say thank you for what you do. 😊
@michelelavoiebarnes9555
@michelelavoiebarnes9555 5 ай бұрын
Comedy Therapy!
@carmengunn6770
@carmengunn6770 5 ай бұрын
She is helping me with this as well.
@juliejohnson497
@juliejohnson497 5 ай бұрын
I have also been sad and lonely😢 (not a real depression) and watching her just makes it impossible to keep feeling that way.😂
@suddenlyvlogs
@suddenlyvlogs 4 ай бұрын
Glad you're on the mend! Be kind to yourself now
@BumblebeeTeeUK
@BumblebeeTeeUK 3 ай бұрын
I totally agree, her comedy helps me if I have a dark times
@davidparry1968
@davidparry1968 5 ай бұрын
An absolute comedic maestro. Absolutely pure real-life observational comedy. Long may she make our chuckle muscles ache.
@vivienneoneill5400
@vivienneoneill5400 4 ай бұрын
Yes go girl❤❤❤❤
@HappyGnoux
@HappyGnoux 5 ай бұрын
I love her so much XD Thank you for sharing!
@greencheeksconure
@greencheeksconure 5 ай бұрын
Potato print 😂😂😂
@crystalstevens4638
@crystalstevens4638 5 ай бұрын
Dying.... I'm dying 😂
@tonyfanfarone
@tonyfanfarone 4 ай бұрын
That one definitely get’s the tip of the hat, the full curtsy, and the sore belly from laughter.
@richardmacintosh3006
@richardmacintosh3006 4 ай бұрын
Love your comedy your absolutely fantastic Sarah keep it up love 🤣
@catmanx
@catmanx 5 ай бұрын
I actually chokes laughing. Been a year. Thank You
@charleslindsay3201
@charleslindsay3201 5 ай бұрын
always a pleasure to listen to her talk --just funny
@mikelawrence274
@mikelawrence274 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely Brilliant!
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 5 ай бұрын
Great stuff. I think Sarah's primary raison d'être for her "dirty" comedy (a stupid term for it) is to develop greater acceptance and normality for the sexuality of the "older, larger, less sexy" women (also stupid terms). And she does it beautifully in the most disarming, pedestrian kind of observational comedy.
@raymondo162
@raymondo162 4 ай бұрын
meh. just sooo potty-mouth, she makes me feel ill
@davidoldboy5425
@davidoldboy5425 5 ай бұрын
Her and Chubby are heroes in the NE, and rightfully so
@cherylcox1168
@cherylcox1168 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 pissin myself !!!!!!
@ljtlove4519
@ljtlove4519 2 ай бұрын
HILARIOUS!!! THANK YOU SARAH!!
@max-andrewmcmillan4235
@max-andrewmcmillan4235 4 ай бұрын
just the best, love her
@vivienneoneill5400
@vivienneoneill5400 4 ай бұрын
She's very very funny ,On a bad day she will make you laugh so you will feel bettet, just love her ❤❤❤❤😂
@andymeighan8160
@andymeighan8160 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@fitz27486
@fitz27486 4 ай бұрын
So brilliant.
@ROCKONplaceboforever
@ROCKONplaceboforever 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂❤
@user-rb2qw5in7y
@user-rb2qw5in7y 4 ай бұрын
i love her , but can men do dirty jokes now too or just we women ? i can't wait for us women to be conscripted into War , as this will make me realise we really are equal , as Denmark prepares to conscript their women into Ukraine soon , we can see in their media .
@kevinkemp6627
@kevinkemp6627 4 ай бұрын
Sarah your a comic genius saw you in Plymouth last year love what you do thank you xx
@rjmprod
@rjmprod 4 ай бұрын
Sarah is killer funny….!
@yarasub
@yarasub 3 ай бұрын
The best there is...just love her
@eileenhenryselby-smith9762
@eileenhenryselby-smith9762 5 ай бұрын
liberating stuff
@nicolaroberts4823
@nicolaroberts4823 2 ай бұрын
She is so funny ! And so filthy ! I saw her stand up few yrs ago with my mom , I could of died of embarrassment 🤣🤣
@twmlloyd5257
@twmlloyd5257 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant ,
@theopinionatedbystander
@theopinionatedbystander 3 ай бұрын
I think Sarah is a reincarnation of Les Dawson.
@victorrutledge257
@victorrutledge257 5 ай бұрын
And I think you'll like this one. "My definition of a Surprise is a Fart with a lump in it. " And trust me, that sort of thing is more surprising in Church than anywhere else.
@theestimator
@theestimator 4 ай бұрын
Leanne Morgan RULES OK ?????!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂❤
@Choober65
@Choober65 4 ай бұрын
I magine being married to Sarah, you'd never get much done for laughing all the time.
@harrycapper69
@harrycapper69 5 ай бұрын
I thought that last comment should have been "The weasels poking its nose out"
@jocramkrispy305
@jocramkrispy305 4 ай бұрын
I'm not sure about the "manscaped" advert that turned up in the the middle the claggy noo bit
@thegrimreaper1991
@thegrimreaper1991 5 ай бұрын
Funny girl pity she’s from Sunderland 😂
@cefngwyn
@cefngwyn 5 ай бұрын
Spoken like someone from Newcastle!
@ianhately9117
@ianhately9117 5 ай бұрын
South shields she's from actually
@malcolmdonnison3987
@malcolmdonnison3987 5 ай бұрын
She isn't she's from south Shields
@aforeignertellingtruthinph2023
@aforeignertellingtruthinph2023 5 ай бұрын
This would be great as everyone is saying it is --lots of appreciation for her talent being expressed here so I would simply love to hear the material but can someone--anyone, please tell me what language she is speaking as I cant understand a word she is saying????
@fredelmo
@fredelmo 5 ай бұрын
Obviously English, just with an accent. I understand her perfectly fine, and English is not even my first language. Are you seriously saying you can't understand ánything...?
@user-oo1ih1yj7f
@user-oo1ih1yj7f 5 ай бұрын
She speaks with a North Eastern English accent
@aforeignertellingtruthinph2023
@aforeignertellingtruthinph2023 5 ай бұрын
@@user-oo1ih1yj7f I am originally a Kiwi, but have lived in Aussie for the past 43 years. I truly tell you I cant understand her. If that is my bad then fair enough but she has one bloody strong accent.
@user-oo1ih1yj7f
@user-oo1ih1yj7f 5 ай бұрын
@@aforeignertellingtruthinph2023 you should hear them when they talk to each other! Even I'm lost
@Timknight1946
@Timknight1946 5 ай бұрын
She’s a Shields girl. They have a very distinctive local dialect from that area. I’m a southerner and have no problem with it, in fact I like it.
@tonysargent7787
@tonysargent7787 5 ай бұрын
That poor woman she was laughing that hard her nose was falling off 😊
@mikeg2924
@mikeg2924 4 ай бұрын
Funny - and odd too, because I literally cannot understand her accent! Swear to God folks, and we're both native born English speakers!!
@TomFynn
@TomFynn 4 ай бұрын
I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!!
@Vinj94
@Vinj94 3 ай бұрын
Koont is much more acceptable
@colinmelhuish1254
@colinmelhuish1254 4 ай бұрын
That voice ... AAAaaagh
@danmar007
@danmar007 5 ай бұрын
That's what I dislike about Sarah, interestingly.
@mcsporran10
@mcsporran10 4 ай бұрын
Qareens herself from the female equivalent of saint Lawrence steals jokes and creativity ! Then gangstalks and does witch craft so you keep your mouth shut ! 😮
@user-pd2rw3dz3n
@user-pd2rw3dz3n 4 ай бұрын
She's funny without being crude, as an experiment she should give it a try
@chrisbolton7180
@chrisbolton7180 3 ай бұрын
All these people bitching about her just don't fucking watch ffs
@gerryhanly3194
@gerryhanly3194 4 ай бұрын
Benny Hill is banned but this stuff is ok?
@andymatthews7617
@andymatthews7617 4 ай бұрын
Feminists complained mate.
@riclevine5983
@riclevine5983 3 ай бұрын
When people don’t understand…they complain. Well…dumb people.
@neilgatman8264
@neilgatman8264 5 ай бұрын
crap
@paulgreen3361
@paulgreen3361 5 ай бұрын
Quite agree, there’s no actual jokes, my favourite comedian is Chubby Brown as he cracks jokes every few seconds. I saw Chubby Brown back in October and there wasn’t a break in my laughs from start to finish.
@samueldisney
@samueldisney 5 ай бұрын
Crude and not funny in my eyes!
@markdonnelly1810
@markdonnelly1810 4 ай бұрын
Ah poor father Murphy 😢
@vivienneoneill5400
@vivienneoneill5400 4 ай бұрын
Sorry about that dear😂
@chrisbolton7180
@chrisbolton7180 3 ай бұрын
Don't watch easy
@derek876544
@derek876544 5 ай бұрын
About as funny as the weather
@korigang
@korigang 4 ай бұрын
her english is hard to understand.....what- what was that...at times....english boring dry humor
@Dessan01
@Dessan01 5 ай бұрын
Dirty or not, she’s about as funny as a nail in the foot.
@paulgreen3361
@paulgreen3361 5 ай бұрын
Quite agree, there’s no actual jokes, my favourite comedian is Chubby Brown as he cracks jokes every few seconds. I saw Chubby Brown back in October and there wasn’t a break in my laughs from start to finish. It goes to show how woke most woke people have become, they’re scared to say or hear proper jokes.
@duncan4358
@duncan4358 5 ай бұрын
Sucks
@stephendowthwaite2864
@stephendowthwaite2864 5 ай бұрын
Maybe they've changed the definition of 'comedy' and 'funny' since I went to school. She's as funny as piles.
@paulgreen3361
@paulgreen3361 5 ай бұрын
lol that’s more funny than her jokes, Quite agree, there’s no actual jokes, my favourite comedian is Chubby Brown as he cracks jokes every few seconds. I saw Chubby Brown back in October and there wasn’t a break in my laughs from start to finish. It goes to show how woke most people have become, they’re scared to say or hear proper jokes.
@lliambunter
@lliambunter 5 ай бұрын
About as funny as being told you've gotten lung cancer
@markdonnelly1810
@markdonnelly1810 4 ай бұрын
Get a life
@solitaryangel722
@solitaryangel722 2 ай бұрын
This is what these woke modern comedians should look at and learn how to do comedy properly. She's like a Chubby Brown but with style. She can be rude without being crass.
@JohnKerr-bq3vo
@JohnKerr-bq3vo 5 ай бұрын
Why is it that women comedians ONY tell dirty jokes?... havent seen a funny one yet...
@fredelmo
@fredelmo 5 ай бұрын
Dude, this is a selection of only her 'dirty' jokes, what did you expect? She has loads and loads of non-sexual material, but funnily enough those are not titled 'Best Dirty Jokes'. I never see these kind of comments under Jimmy Carr's stuff, who is wayyyy filthier. And also hilarious. But then again, not for everyone maybe. Like Sarah probably isn't for you, clicking specifically on something titled 'Dirty' and then complaining about the dirty jokes 🙄.
@JohnKerr-bq3vo
@JohnKerr-bq3vo 5 ай бұрын
@@fredelmo I was referring to women comedians in general....this was just an example.. and NOT complaining.. Observing... I know where the on/off button is thank you....
@antonellamR2D2
@antonellamR2D2 5 ай бұрын
Maybe because your Internet chronology
@paulgreen3361
@paulgreen3361 5 ай бұрын
She is not unhygienic at all, there’s not one joke in her, my favourite comedian is Chubby Brown as he CRACKS JOKES every few seconds. I saw Chubby Brown back in October and there wasn’t a break in my laughs from start to finish. Chubby Brown is my favourite.
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