We’re doing some forbidden crafts QOTD: You’re trapped on a deserted island for 7 days. What one thing are you bringing?

Joltz: I've got a 98% Sham, you can't break my shield! Melee enemies: Just you wait...

crafting mod + enemy multiplier and randomizer is probably the most insane fun i've had with bl2 in ages

QOTD: An everything bagel. It's got EVERYTHING on it.

I just imagine Salvador sitting in a corner of Moxxi's bar taking a shot and just talking to his other selves: "See what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power"

i like how you always improve on your videos, from the base lvl (showing off stuff you got last stream), to finding entertaining ways to include the map or simelar. :D

QOTD: Probably Bear Grylls, that man could help me out way more than anything else I could bring.

How could you not call it the Rub, That fits the Moxxi theme so well!! QOTD: After that one mythbusters Episode, Duct Tape.

If Joltz gets the chopper WITH THIS MOD it's all over, that's it boom life on Pandora would cease to exist

Harold: "JAKOBS?! NUH UH. TOOOOOOORGUEEEEE"

I thought to myself "Hes not going to make a badanukem is he?" and there it was in its infernal glory

I would bring two grenades, 86-94% sham, and a badaboom. And then just perform some rocket jumps from island straight to my house, and then say: "easy skip dude".

2:34 perfect TFUH !

i hope this run gets taken to op10 i wanna see how broken crafting can get, very very very entertaining! thank you joltz!

14:14 Brick be like: Slab did you ... did you just ragdoll off The Buzzards Nest ??!!

The part of love about this mod and you showcasing it is your creativity AND seemingly infinite possibilities of how you're going to be able to try to synergize these weapons and parts and abilities of them. So fun:)

Great job from the devs and model/texture/animation people, that all these parts that are not meant to be coupled still work fine together. Also other than the strange reloads they don't look out of place (part joints, textures, all look fine).

a pallet of pallet wrap rolls. You can make lenses out of them and they stick to itself. I think I could survive with that.

QOTD: A knife. It can be used as a weapon and a tool. Just it’s utility alone will save your life more that you realise.

Slag chain lightning is going to be so fun..

This is by far the best series, every day this whole weekend i checked for new episode

This mod adds so much to the game doesn’t matter what run your doing it will always be interesting

Only one thing? I bring a Costco. The entire thing. It’s one item.

"Slab, did you -- did you just jump off The Buzzard's Nest?! (thud) ...Slab?"

This mod would be peak in a super randomizer

QOTD: The transcript of Grandma Flexingtons entire story

I wanna see Joltz use a high fire rate flakker

Joltz!! First time in a while catching an upload relatively early because of weird work schedule. A few weeks ago you asked us what our favorite joke was. I know I'm a bit late, but here's mine, from Mr. Norm Macdonald. A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem? The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one place to another and then back again. I no longer know what it is that I actually do, and I don't even know if Gregory Vasilovich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and this seems to bring him much happiness. And where is my happiness? It is when I awake in the morning and I do not know who I am. In that single moment, I am happy. In that single moment before, the memory of who I am strikes me like a cane and I take to the streets and walk in a malaise here and then there and then here again. Then it is time for work. Others stop asking me what I do for a living long ago. For they know I will have no answer, and will fix my empty eyes upon them, and they fear my melancholia might prove so deep as to be contagious. Sometimes in the dark and the deepest dark of night I awaken my bed and I turn to my right and with horror I see some old lady lying on my arm. An old lady that I once loved, Doc, and whose flesh I once found splendor and now see only decay. An old lady who insults me by her very existence. One stock when I was young I flew into a spider web and was trapped and in my panic I smashed my wings till the dust flew from them but it did not free me and only alerted the spider. The spider moved toward me and I became still and the spider stopped. I had heard many stories from my elders about spiders, about how they would sink their fangs into your cephalothorax and you would be paralyzed but aware as the spiders slowly devoured you. So I remained as still as possible, but when the spider again began moving toward me, I smashed my wing again into my cage of silk, and this time it worked. I cut into the web and freed myself and flew skyward. I was free and filled with joy. But this joy soon turned to horror. I looked down and saw that in my escape I had taken with me a single strand of silk, and at the end of the strand was the spider who was scrambling upward toward me. Was I to die high in the sky where no spider should be? I flew this way, then that. Finally I freed myself from the strand and watched as it floated earthward with the spider. But days later, a strange feeling descended upon my soul Doc. I began to feel that my life was that single strand of silk with a deadly spider racing up it and toward me. And I felt that I had already been bitten by his venomous fangs, and I was living in a state of paralysis as life devoured me whole. My daughter Alexandria fell to the cold of last winter. The cold took her, as it did many of us. And so my family mourned. And I placed on my countenance the look of grief, Doc. But it was a masquerade. I felt no grief for my dead daughter, but only envy. And so I have one child now, a boy whose name is Stefan Mikhailovich Smakovnakov. And I tell you now, doc, with great and deep shame, the terrible truth: I no longer love him. When I look into his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I see when I catch a glimpse of my own eyes in a mirror. It is this cowardice that keeps me living Doc, that keeps me moving from place to place, saying hello and goodbye, eating though hunger as long left me, walking without destination, and at night, lying beside the strange old lady in this burlesque of a life I endure. If only the cowardice would leave for the time needed to reach over and pick up the cocked and loaded pistol that lies on my bedside table, and I might finally end this facade once and for all. But alas, the cowardice takes no breaks. It is what defines me. It is what frames my life. It is what I am, and yet I cannot resign myself to my own life. Instead with despair as my constant companion, as I walk here and then there, without dreams, without hope and without love. Moth, says the podiatrist. Your tale has moved me and it is clear you need help. But it is help I cannot provide. You must see your psychiatrist and tell him of your troubles. Why on Earth did you come to my office? The moth says: Because the light was on.

Mission items huh... leave it to Joltz to find a way to break the mod xD. Well before I get to work on a fix for that, if you haven't seen I've updated the mod which should fix the bug causing weapons to sometimes revert after saving with the Sanity Saver mod. It also lets you salvage the textures from weapons and apply them like a skin.

Joltz, I just wanted to let you know I've been watching and loving your videos for almost 7 years now, keep up the good work and keep being awesome ❤

that 98% sham making me feel some typa way bro

Such a cool addition to the game. I hope I don't sound to people, but I feel crafting definitely takes the rush away from getting rare items. I don't blame anyone who don't want to farm. You've all seen what it takes sometimes if you're watching Joltz. Making Jakobs elemental is great too

12:52 You know you've been playing too much Helldivers when you expect to see some super samples around this rock

Lol glad you took the suggestion fir the slag fastball. I figured it was a bad suggestion, but it's certainly cursed!

All elements Thumpson’s gonna go so hard. Loving the run so far Joltz!

Qotd: a really good machete. An all around good tool to split, chop, hammer and pry with. In a pinch tie it to a stick to make a spear.

Literally you are the shining light of my day I have had just a terrible Monday mentally thank you for being here

joltz: you can’t break my shield game: grenade jump💀

id love to see this mod go into the OP levels, seeing how fast you can clear with absurdly broken gear and especially a 98% sham

I haven’t had a series to follow as it comes out like this in a while it’s cool

Man this mod is Fun as hell, im gonna install it as soon as i can

Hatchet. Tool, weapon. Can make shelter, fell trees if needed, clear plant-life, open coconuts, help make rope from fibers. You can subsist almost entirely on coconuts if needed.

I would bring a desalination device (straw, evaporation/condensator or something along that line). The human body can last 3-5 days with no fluid intake before severe symptom onset (if starting at a hydrated state) while the body can go without food much longer (depending on body fat index or BMI). Everything else could be addressed in some way shape or form. Proper hydration is the most important issue to address in this scenario. A majority of the patients I see in my student training at the hospital have to do with issues relating to fluids. Hyper/hypo-tension, dehydration, pneumonia (especially with fluids in the pleural space) and the many other issues that do with volume abnormalities.

QOTD : I would bring a campfire set that has a flint a pan and the other stuff to make a fire since a lot of people dont know that making fire out in the wild is actually extremely hard without a lighter/lighter fluid

This is such a cool mod, It brings so much replayability to BL2!

I would bring a norfleet of course

YESSSSS THANK YOU JOLTZ I've been refreshing KZfaq waiting for another episode

I'd bring my "Bushcraft 101" book to a deserted island, it's hopefully got enough information in it to help me survive for however long it takes to be found

If you use the grog in this mod would it randomise the parts of the weapon everytime like it normally would or would the gun break?

QOTD: I know it’s goofy, but a bladed gun for knifing which is flame element and is possible to kill a bear. Water is a bit hard but you can do that rocks to sand trick. Shelters easy just cut up logs. Heat is easy because incendiary. Food is decent because I can just kill the animal then cook with the gun. That’d basically all and I can use the barrel for tying ropes (if I make any)

QOTD: Hamilton the Skag to pet him and keep me company

That edit to bloodwing was smooth 👌

Qotd: probably a lighter since heat is very important for surviving (risk of a low body temperature, making clean drinking water, cooking food, etc.)

QOTD: There's a book called How to invent everything by Ryan North. It's just about how to invent everything. Although it assumes you have resources so idk if it'd work on a desert island 🤔

Dude, I can't believe you got the ultra rare TFUH!

QOTD: A pallet of duct tape. I've seen Mythbusters, so it's all I need.

I cant wait to see what you do with the grog nozzle. 😂

A large amount of Pepsi. If I’m living on a deserted island, I need mah caffeine

QOTD a knife. Its simple and with just a single knife you can do a lot. Making fire, catch and cut fish or just help with wood that is around to make a spear. A knife is one kf the best you can have for survival.

I have never heard Joltz say "mid" in my life

As krieg, if you have the rapier and silence the voices do you take double self damage because it's melee?

Probs someone like Bear Grills or someone like that love the videos Joltz

If the Grub + Ruby is still a Moxxie Weapon, then the more fitting name would be the "Rub" since all Moxxie weapons are innuendos

Qotd: I wold bring toilet paper, people dont realize how usefull it is I'm assuming there are trees so i have all the water and food I need and I don't want a itchy bum

QOTD: macgyver, he could build a plane for us to fly off island with

If its an endless supply, honey. Honey is the only food that can provide all your nutrient needs. If not, than an all purpose knife. Never underestimate a good camp knife in a survival situation.

QOTD probably a full tang fixed blade survival knive preferably one that comes with a flint rod hanger attached to it so i can make a fire and cut small logs and hunt for food

It disappointed me when he didn’t mix the Gub with the Jakobs Unkempt Harold to make it have an unreal magazine

That’s one pretty gruuuubi gun. :P

QOTD: it honestly depends on what is on the deserted island. Are there trees? Any fruit bearing plants? Animals? All that would dictate what I bring. Though I’d likely bring a multi tool for the versatility of it. Or clingwrap to make a rudimentary water catcher

A volleyball… if you know, you know

this mod is like having control over a randomiser run

How do you make the builds stay? Whenever i do something that shouldnt be possible it deletes my gun when i savequit

I'd bring a blanket, as I can't get to sleep without my toes being covered

Semi Automatic Unkempt Harold is cursed. QOTD: I don't know. A water purifier, I guess. If we're running with the assumption that survival is a factor, that is.

QOTD: Probably a 1lb bag of sour patch kids. Seriously though.. I would bring a 98% sham

i would bring a 98% sham of course

Qotd: My cat. I may be able to build shelter and find food, but my buddy is irreplaceable

Qotd: Rope I can fish, climb, make traps. Best survival tool of all time

Fishman6 has sent one of his ambassadors to survey the channel. I say it's going pretty well.

QOTD: personally, i would bring the grooby. it's passive healing would be helpful in a survival situation. also gub funny.

Duck tape. Mythbusters did a whole episode on that question and way duck tape is the best option

Easy, I'm bringing that lil digistruct box that all the vault hunters have

I wonder if a mod that edits how legendaries spawn would be good (like how in BL1 some pistols would spawn off of a special barrel and some off a special receiver so you could get Hybrids, something like that like the Harold dropping from a cylinder and the Maggie being tied to its barrel)

Would it be possible to increase the sham from legendary to pearl or effervescent? Would that potentially raise the absorption to 100%

QOTD: I'd probably take a survival knife with the paracord grip and empty stash in the handle. Dunno if I could pull a stranded scenario, but I supposedly got a good survival score in the outdoor wilderness class back in school.

I'd be bringing a really, really big pizza, if its an island without trees I can just let it stay warm in the sun.

QOTD: simple, a cooking pot, dehydration will get you before hunger does, and id prefer a way to boil water.

Hey Joltz, great video like always ! Seeing you using this mod made me dowload it to have fun too but I think I got a problem with the mod, I don't know. I wanted to try out the Infinity Judge you've done in the first day but every time I save & quit the game to come back right after to do some skip, the fusion just transform into a new Judge for no reason, making the Infinity part dispawn I've got this problem with other thing, like trying to create a fire Jakobs. It work until I save&quit ans once I jump back into the game, it's no more a fire Jakobs I got the Sanity Saver mod installed, can someone explain to me why this doing this ?

Would u be able to put the full stream versions of these videos ive been tring to learn more about the game but dont have time watching the stream in twitch so having it available whenever will help alot also keep it up with ur content its very intertaning. :)

I'm bringing a gun. (the ammo comes with it as a package deal otherwise I can't fire it and thus this would be moot) The main use for it would be to go hunting and find my own food sources.

I love that the head drops scoring is still going on even after the series ended😂

to answer your question, 7 singular garden peas. one for every day.

Slab. did you just fall off the buzzards nest?! xD

They should make this mod official for the next BL. It fits so perfect.

QOTD: A boat... I can't be the only one who's thought of this...

Might bring a 98% sham on the island , then i could go mine some wood like good old steve does

This guy's videos are like crack to me

Such a special kind of cursed, a 98% Sham...

I would bring a 10 gallon jug of water. It won't be fun but you can survive 7 days without food but only 3 days without water.