Is it possible to get Jimmy Carr to do an Arnold schwarzenegger impression?

All of them

Diego Villanueva not only the females

A few of them gave him bedroom eyes

You and i are having troubles 😂😂

She reminded me of Mrs. Hudson from Sherlock there, ever the doting mother. Lol

Right after he had just said the thing he hated about living alone was the sympathy.

I live alone. Carol you can come round for a port, cheese and crackers. We can talk about Engineering.

Carol Vorderman just seems to be the loveliest woman

@@jdelfuego lift your eyes up

Yeah. I came here after binging a whole bunch of his videos, but when I switched to one labeled Jon's, suddenly it had him talking about how he'd like to go!

Yeah, still binging on all the videos, Sean Lock was just amazing - hilarious with his straight-forwarness, but also behind that I think there was kindness and childlike joy and wonder. May he rest in peace.

No. I am in 1930

Jesus has it been 9 months? I'm still discovering new bits I haven't seen from him.

Imagine what it must feel like for Jimmy, knowing that he asked him this question. :-(

God does not exist.

On conversation street.

@@corriedebeer799 shut up douche bag. No one cares about you.

That comment deserved a better response.

@@corriedebeer799 that's not relevant. "Amen" is used in church but has nothing to do with God as such. It means "May that be" or "so be it". It is not a declaration of religion or divinity. You must have heard it used as simply concurring?

I don't think you're imagining it. I've been thinking the same thing for a while

Is it sad that I'm male and hv the same look 😂

Definitely not imagining it. He's very endearing.

@@lrobins9330 Straight and same

He's delightful

AMAZING

v SurfinBird v I read that in Jon’s voice for some reason 😂

Max De Santa good to know

😂😂😂😂 ur too good

He also implied Cheers was a New York bar, oh Jon!

"Just another trip across the border... Do you sell Vasaline?"

C. Riley most underrated comment on KZfaq. Lmao

C. Riley I don’t get it :/

Imo that is the best reason ever to be baking a cake.

The difference between the UK and the US. You want to fit in and appear normal in the UK to avoid social awkwardness. In the US you want to appear TOTALLY mental so you won't get messed with. At least I generally tend to find that if people think you're likely to make a lampshade out of their skin if you're excessively roused, they won't really bother you with robbery, hate crimes or gratuitous questions.

All I know is Australia. If you're a nutter but funny while you do it, everyone is your friend.

Was it good tho?

Dreamt.

Yeh I dont think she got it. I think she thought like human bloody torn up flesh, not smothered in titties like sean meant on his joke.

@@adamscarpetta9543 yh cos that's all he knows

@@staxter6 To be fair, Sean could've meant either one.

It's especially funny when you contrast it w/ Katherine Ryan's

I marveled that she didn't get that pencil lead is graphite.

She's even got the oral fixation going on.

LMAO jesus!!!

Men usually can't read women, that's obvious from this comment. She is amused 🙄but all you look for is sex. No wonder consent is an issue

@@livb6945 I've noticed lots of blokes automatically think you fancy them if you're nice to them or are interested in anything they have to say, so yeah.

@@livb6945lots of women declared they find funny men sexy, jons also voted second for weirdest crush, also men know that look as its the look from the person they later fucked ;)

He doesn’t do a head swivel though?

jessica I think he meant the ‘worst thing about living alone’ head swoop

At least you know there won't be another accident in the family! 😁

😂

She was really annoying there.

Exactly! If she was smart she wouldn't interrupt like that but sadly there doesn't seem to be much going on upstairs with her

@@opaklak1235 You're exaggerating. A good comedian can make anything funny. Their job is to unwind awkward situations.

@@Katya_Lastochka just because it's their job you don't have to make it harder for them that's like people littering after hours for the janitor to clean up

bishusniko x that's the best part

Oh god 😂

Lol no me too 😂

Hi Aaron ! Now I know your name ! :-)

I’ve been watching it & everyone on that show seems really unlikable, though Sam is definitely the worst.

aaron russell And,apparently,Jon doesn’t realize Cheers takes place in Boston,not New York! 😝

It was in Boston. That's like saying you want to visit a bar in London, but it's actually in Liverpool.

Yeah, you can still visit the actual bar where they filmed the series, it's a real bar.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately rushed to the comments to make exactly that point.

Yeah, I'm not sure Jon's ever seen Cheers. They mention that it's in Boston pretty much every single episode.

@@mgrides27 > only the stairs down actually exists. The bar itself is completely different and the show was filmed in LA

Yeah but that would imply that their eyebrows are made of actual hair, and not whatever those bloody makeup pencil things are made of!

Graphite, right? Puttin yer ol nan on yer eyes?

Tell that to mona lisa

@@weckar it's definitely not graphite

All right there bridesmaid! Love the beard! Gives me something to (sexual gesturing) hang on to

He is clever and funny. She is amused and charmed. But she isn't thinking "yes Please do it to me now" if that's what you thought

She probably looks at everyone like that, I started doing it at a customer service job and it works wonders.

I know someone who was using a friend's apartment while they were away & was cooking for their bf who was also there. Not all the food they'd brought was used. What was left in the fridge was a cucumber & whipped cream. Mortifying lol

I read Katherine look as agreeing with the gagging. *Yea he said it*

I didn't judge, but a gentleman in front of me at the pharmacy had only 2 items....a 24 pack of toilet paper and the largest tub of Vaseline available.....I'm not sure what his evening entailed!

@@garygantz1053 i knew a guy who worked in a greengrocers and he asked someone buying a cucumber if he wanted it sliced. The guy said 'it's going up my arse not a slot machine'

I remember working in asda and making up stories to contains of people's baskets was the most entertaining part of job. That and maybe putting random things in when they weren't watching,to see their reaction on check outs.

@@tomkenning5482 No greengrocer offers to slice cucumber. It would dry out.

My ex and I used to drive out to the edge of town, about 3 am, to the 24 hour super market. THE BIG ONE. We'd deliberately get the weirdest selection of goods we could. Condoms, baby oil, bikini, bicycle pump, four boxes of after 8 mints, rubber gloves, a pineapple, vodka, razors, 2 cans of sweet cream, a roll of duct tape, spatulas, a bag of clothes pegs and a torch. Or variations on a theme. There were a couple of cashiers that just looked red faced, but one who, after a couple of visits, gave me a card with her number on it and said 'I get off at 6am. If you two are still partying, give me a call'. We laughed our arses off in the car... but my ex wouldn't let me call... 😕

briscoashe its like bashing your head against a brick wall when it comes to talking to some people lol