jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds

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wintermoot

wintermoot

5 жыл бұрын

it never happened

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@FriezaSucks
@FriezaSucks 4 жыл бұрын
"Jonathan Frakes gaslights you for 47 seconds"
@Thalia_Phantoka
@Thalia_Phantoka 4 жыл бұрын
Your profile is my *nightmare*
@ananousous
@ananousous 3 жыл бұрын
I see the 5th light now
@mushroomhead3619
@mushroomhead3619 3 жыл бұрын
Riker speaks for 47 seconds
@legendy.9822
@legendy.9822 3 жыл бұрын
gaslights this gaslight that lemme just light my gas grill for god’s sake
@janssenkuhn4049
@janssenkuhn4049 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for using the term "gas-light" properly.
@vladimirlenin9120
@vladimirlenin9120 5 жыл бұрын
Person: **Talks about Armenian Genocide** Turkey:
@djicepole
@djicepole 5 жыл бұрын
cenk uygur:
@TakonanLP
@TakonanLP 5 жыл бұрын
Cenk Uygur : OF COURSE!!!
@sisqomisqo2019
@sisqomisqo2019 5 жыл бұрын
If it is not purely madeup, why wouldnt armenia grant people entry to the documents related to this so called genocide but rather try selling their lies without backedup evidence?
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 5 жыл бұрын
"we created it"
@DominantWeasel
@DominantWeasel 5 жыл бұрын
@@sisqomisqo2019 #whoosh
@thomasweeden2683
@thomasweeden2683 Жыл бұрын
“Sir, did you commit the murder?” “Not this time.”
@762x69
@762x69 9 ай бұрын
"It's an Urban Legend, that never happened"
@donnyannessa654
@donnyannessa654 5 ай бұрын
“This one was invented by a writer.”
@Lowclef
@Lowclef 3 ай бұрын
We got ya
@Oncopoda
@Oncopoda 2 ай бұрын
It never happened
@Generic877
@Generic877 Ай бұрын
It's fiction.
@IAmDaldondo
@IAmDaldondo Жыл бұрын
The plain "WRONG" one gets me every time 😂
@fierytacos
@fierytacos Жыл бұрын
For me its the "it's a total fabrication!" xD
@Jixijenga
@Jixijenga Жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@InnocentBastard
@InnocentBastard Жыл бұрын
Its the best one
@gotcha9983
@gotcha9983 Жыл бұрын
I just watched for the first time in a piss mood and the WRONG one made me LOL. ❤️
@MrShs812
@MrShs812 Жыл бұрын
It really is like the planets aligning, all the other ones are at least a full second and then Frakes pops in at a figurative blink of an eye saying it
@halosrusty
@halosrusty 3 жыл бұрын
Johnathan “the corner of a table is more comfortable than a chair” frakes
@mondox6481
@mondox6481 3 жыл бұрын
Underated comment. But those are always the best haha!
@nihilisticadventure
@nihilisticadventure 3 жыл бұрын
I believe that is called the "Riker maneuver"
@MrFlashpoint1978
@MrFlashpoint1978 3 жыл бұрын
I believe he has a very bad back injury, and standing for a long time is painful for him, hence the Riker Lunge and the Riker Manouver.
@UndeadGhostGirl
@UndeadGhostGirl 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but it is, though.
@Numenorean921
@Numenorean921 3 жыл бұрын
he has back problems IIRC
@thevisionary2007
@thevisionary2007 5 жыл бұрын
Picard: There... Are... Four... Lights! Riker: Not this time!
@AaronDarrow
@AaronDarrow 5 жыл бұрын
thevisionary2007 just watch this episode again 😂 poor Picard
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed 5 жыл бұрын
Nice one, mon capitan!
@boh64735
@boh64735 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@slinkyatrest
@slinkyatrest 5 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart for this.
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 5 жыл бұрын
Never happened, Picard!
@unholydiver1095
@unholydiver1095 Жыл бұрын
that "We got you" made me burst out laughing for some reason
@james_the_animator
@james_the_animator 7 ай бұрын
That is the best one. The rest are all very formal and professional, but that one is J-Frakes just chilling with the boys, laughing at the practical joke they all played on you. (0:29)
@raiden1766
@raiden1766 Жыл бұрын
“So should I ask her out? She’s clearly into me” My brain:
@Ziomaletto
@Ziomaletto Жыл бұрын
*It's a total fabrication.*
@markusTegelane
@markusTegelane Жыл бұрын
It never happened
@the.seagull.35
@the.seagull.35 Жыл бұрын
Its a total fabrication.
@simsimw
@simsimw 11 ай бұрын
Do it!
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 10 ай бұрын
@@simsimw not this time
@clayhamilton3551
@clayhamilton3551 2 жыл бұрын
That "It's a total fabrication" was so aggressive.
@mariecarie1
@mariecarie1 Жыл бұрын
I know right? I feel so personally accused, like he’s condemning me through the screen in a message that took 25 years to get to me. Haunting stuff.
@YannY1150
@YannY1150 Жыл бұрын
lol Such an exaggeration. You sound like you'd cry to constructive criticism.
@grey2753
@grey2753 Жыл бұрын
He’s joking smart guy
@grey2753
@grey2753 Жыл бұрын
Really nailed that one “Rohn”
@chrisghikes1693
@chrisghikes1693 10 ай бұрын
He was upset that the show ran out of black blazers
@dwbear7
@dwbear7 5 жыл бұрын
When i tell Jonathan Frakes my dating history.
@Fosten12
@Fosten12 5 жыл бұрын
We made this one up
@optillian4182
@optillian4182 5 жыл бұрын
It's fiction.
@Cuddlefish
@Cuddlefish 5 жыл бұрын
It’s an urban legend that never happened.
@wanderingaround4175
@wanderingaround4175 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@russiandrago821
@russiandrago821 5 жыл бұрын
We made it up
@FreakDaMIghet
@FreakDaMIghet Жыл бұрын
My grandfather: Tells me a story about the adventures he's had in his youth. My mother:
@seermayton-el3488
@seermayton-el3488 23 күн бұрын
Confronting your parents about your trauma Your parents:
@lobstahrmccoy3962
@lobstahrmccoy3962 5 жыл бұрын
I love how satisfied he looks, he just loves knowing he bamboozled the audience
@tyvulpintaur2732
@tyvulpintaur2732 4 жыл бұрын
Sgorbackor McGlurg it never happened
@star_gazer2967
@star_gazer2967 4 жыл бұрын
not this time McGlurg lol
@favrerules04
@favrerules04 4 жыл бұрын
WRONG
@SuperMarlinsfan
@SuperMarlinsfan 4 жыл бұрын
A total fabrication
@tacticalbondsh
@tacticalbondsh 4 жыл бұрын
not this time
@Tarik360
@Tarik360 5 жыл бұрын
"This one was invented by a writer" is my favorite line
@cataryad661
@cataryad661 4 жыл бұрын
The little turn he does at the end really makes it
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW 4 жыл бұрын
Even funnier since I am a writer, so that basically just means I lied.
@PseudOni_
@PseudOni_ 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite is *"N o"*
@LutherBottrill
@LutherBottrill 4 жыл бұрын
0:17
@macklee6837
@macklee6837 4 жыл бұрын
You're wrong.
@wyatt8000
@wyatt8000 Жыл бұрын
I love how delighted he is to inform me I’m wrong.
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Жыл бұрын
But she caught me on the counter (It's false) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (this one was invented by a writer) I even had her in the shower (pure fiction) She even caught me on camera (it's a total fabrication) She saw the marks on my shoulder (it never happened) Heard the words that I told her (it's false) Heard the scream get louder (it's an urban legend that never happened
@FrogFriend3379
@FrogFriend3379 10 ай бұрын
Sing it Shaggy!
@aaronmarks9366
@aaronmarks9366 9 ай бұрын
Phenomenal comment
@saintniccage2818
@saintniccage2818 9 ай бұрын
Caught in bed by wife.??? We got ya!
@zachmartin6519
@zachmartin6519 8 ай бұрын
Criminally underrated comment. To anyone who hasn’t liked this comment yet, Mr Frakes would like a word…
@arheru
@arheru 6 ай бұрын
195 likes, but deserves a billion.
@federico404
@federico404 4 жыл бұрын
My GF: **exist** My alarm clock:
@solidsnake8330
@solidsnake8330 3 жыл бұрын
Stop..
@ArcuesForever
@ArcuesForever 3 жыл бұрын
Owie wowie
@goodninji8
@goodninji8 3 жыл бұрын
It's an urban legend.. that never happened. It's fiction.
@Cheesedragon117
@Cheesedragon117 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch.
@randommoosebrains
@randommoosebrains 3 жыл бұрын
Biblical
@yourwifesboyfriend7956
@yourwifesboyfriend7956 5 жыл бұрын
Person: **mentions the Tiananmen Square Massacre** The Chinese Government:
@wetboi2690
@wetboi2690 5 жыл бұрын
It’s an urban legend that never happened
@smileitsjustagame2937
@smileitsjustagame2937 5 жыл бұрын
*knock knock* *CHINESE GOVERNMENT OPEN UP*
@simplefatkid9971
@simplefatkid9971 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a total fabrication
@samuelweizhfeld5676
@samuelweizhfeld5676 5 жыл бұрын
This one was invented by a writer.
@shayposting
@shayposting 5 жыл бұрын
[XI JINPING WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
@brianbradshaw7540
@brianbradshaw7540 Ай бұрын
Me telling my friends and family an elaborate, exciting story at a party. My wife:
@kyoyameganebereznoff
@kyoyameganebereznoff Жыл бұрын
He always has such a twinkle in his eye as he tells you that you are absolutely wrong.
@Merlewhitefire
@Merlewhitefire 4 жыл бұрын
The Avatar: "The Fire Nation has invaded the Earth Kingdom!" Ba Sing Se:
@alfredolumba7936
@alfredolumba7936 4 жыл бұрын
M. night shyamalan: Alright we’re making Last Air Bender live action and it will do justice to the canonical work! Everyone:
@smars1161
@smars1161 4 жыл бұрын
Toph: "Sokka, you saved me!" *Suki:*
@twoods265
@twoods265 3 жыл бұрын
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
@randomcommenter2504
@randomcommenter2504 3 жыл бұрын
Does the fire nation acknowledge their war crimes?
@katecosettevocals
@katecosettevocals 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@ctmarshpit1156
@ctmarshpit1156 4 жыл бұрын
“Jonathan frakes destroys your confidence for a minute straight”
@Icedude32
@Icedude32 4 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@terrisadoo1755
@terrisadoo1755 4 жыл бұрын
47 seconds
@LukeDude759
@LukeDude759 4 жыл бұрын
Depends on the questions you're asking.
@jex1689
@jex1689 4 жыл бұрын
Tell that too the sentive woke SJW people that thinks Anime is a major problem.
@sh3kk
@sh3kk 4 жыл бұрын
It's false
@miamitten1123
@miamitten1123 7 ай бұрын
Mum: _"You're handsome"_ Society: _"It's a total fabrication"_
@Big_Chungus935
@Big_Chungus935 Күн бұрын
Nice
@LivelyGhost42
@LivelyGhost42 4 ай бұрын
The Government:
@countkilroygraf8816
@countkilroygraf8816 5 жыл бұрын
Person: What's the Nanking Massacre? Japan:
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 5 жыл бұрын
"we created it"
@vladulenta6525
@vladulenta6525 5 жыл бұрын
nope they admitted it in 2015. Not this time.
@mikotoh
@mikotoh 5 жыл бұрын
i came here to make this exact comment
@donaquilaschannel2890
@donaquilaschannel2890 5 жыл бұрын
CountKilroy Graf except it didnt happen
@katzenware
@katzenware 5 жыл бұрын
this one was invented by a writer
@adamwade8801
@adamwade8801 Жыл бұрын
My grandma: Calls me handsome Everyone else:
@SquallLion90
@SquallLion90 Жыл бұрын
Pure fiction.
@Pumpkin525
@Pumpkin525 Жыл бұрын
That never happened.
@LC-jq7vn
@LC-jq7vn Жыл бұрын
WRONG!
@shapeshifter16
@shapeshifter16 Жыл бұрын
It's false.
@Karlos1234ify
@Karlos1234ify Жыл бұрын
Not this time!
@JayJay-gh7or
@JayJay-gh7or 3 ай бұрын
I genuinely love that someone made this
@lyxnick
@lyxnick Жыл бұрын
what i love is, is that if you look at the replay analytics, the "most replayed" point is that the start, and that level maintains all the way through. no-one is skipping through the video 🤜🤛
@77Night77Shade77
@77Night77Shade77 5 жыл бұрын
When you want to select "Continue", but your save file was deleted.
@scarney29
@scarney29 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment!
@nateblack8669
@nateblack8669 5 жыл бұрын
This hits close to home.
@heneedsomemilk655
@heneedsomemilk655 5 жыл бұрын
All your hours of gameplay? It never happened.
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@DragonClawX123
@DragonClawX123 5 жыл бұрын
It never happened
@florence6962
@florence6962 5 жыл бұрын
hey remember that embarrassing thing you did a few years ago ? me:
@pokemontrainerelio3648
@pokemontrainerelio3648 5 жыл бұрын
ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@lordofash1667
@lordofash1667 5 жыл бұрын
SeOkJiN You mean being a fan of BTS isn't embarrassing enough?
@pokemontrainerelio3648
@pokemontrainerelio3648 5 жыл бұрын
Lord of Ash I think you mean being a BTS hater, they’re an embarrassment to society!
@lordofash1667
@lordofash1667 5 жыл бұрын
Pokémon Trainer Elio I'm not a hater. I just understand that people who obsess over anything is cancer
@florence6962
@florence6962 5 жыл бұрын
ok
@GH-yk6zd
@GH-yk6zd 3 ай бұрын
Whenever someone starts talking about the yolocoast
@FrankieTeardrop1998
@FrankieTeardrop1998 3 ай бұрын
Come on now, don't diss the you only live once coast.
@adamc117
@adamc117 Күн бұрын
Based on
@MAK9246
@MAK9246 5 ай бұрын
I found this by typing 'Star Trek guy telling me I'm wrong'.
@drake4573
@drake4573 5 ай бұрын
*THAT'S A TOTAL FABRICATION*
@navarro6148
@navarro6148 5 жыл бұрын
Person: **Mentions Irish Potato Famine** British Goverment in 1840's:
@antonironstag5085
@antonironstag5085 5 жыл бұрын
Doesnt matter, we have the Turks to vouch for us as it was them who tried to help us.
@jedihunter176
@jedihunter176 5 жыл бұрын
*we created it*
@FuturisticFusilier
@FuturisticFusilier 5 жыл бұрын
@@jedihunter176 Not this time
@AehsSeven
@AehsSeven 4 жыл бұрын
Yeoooooooooooo
@damio2327
@damio2327 4 жыл бұрын
0:15
@thechildhoodruiner15
@thechildhoodruiner15 3 жыл бұрын
Person: **Mentions the Armenian Genocide.** The Turkish Government:
@guilhermeadam3157
@guilhermeadam3157 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@gregoryinsanovic2925
@gregoryinsanovic2925 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment got stolen on reddit
@thechildhoodruiner15
@thechildhoodruiner15 3 жыл бұрын
las plagas - not the first time it’s happened, do you have a link?
@drifter402
@drifter402 3 жыл бұрын
Cenk Ugyer
@AliAli-zv3fy
@AliAli-zv3fy 3 жыл бұрын
Haha ,as a Turkish who doesn't believe in such bullshit, i admit that is a nice one. Though, the case is kinda funny, too: TUR: There was war. People killed each other. Calling it a genocide is an overstatement. And Armenians lived in this land for cenutries so did we decide killing them out of the blue? ARM: The Genocide happened. TUR: Fair enough. Let's investigate each others' archives so we can see if we find anything proves either of us' point. ARM: No. TUR:Then, genocide didn't happen. This conversation has been a loop for a while. And most ridiculous part is yet to come: They claim 2 million Armenians died. But according to Armenian Patriarchate there were 1 million Armenian living in Anatolia at the time. Whenever I recall this, it gives me a couple of chuckles. :)
@aznbreakerboi51o
@aznbreakerboi51o Жыл бұрын
0:30 that smug smile while shaking his head ever so gently, then a smooth “not a chance.” God damn lmao
@notaburneraccount
@notaburneraccount Жыл бұрын
Whenever you tell yourself you're not good enough, this guy is here to tell you you're wrong 🙂
@sod0m
@sod0m 5 жыл бұрын
me: i actually think i feel pretty good today my depression:
@Attachments.
@Attachments. 5 жыл бұрын
Gunk coming from someone with clinical depression, this is stupid and these jokes are overused copy and pasters.
@siegfriedhiryu4660
@siegfriedhiryu4660 5 жыл бұрын
@@Attachments. Are you saying that Gunk's comment is a total fabrication?
@Overwar100
@Overwar100 5 жыл бұрын
@@Attachments. *SIGH* Coming from somebody else with diagnosed clinical depression, this isn't stupid and actually made me exhale from my nose in hilarity for once. What's stupid is using somebody's condition like a badge.
@caseyhayes7510
@caseyhayes7510 5 жыл бұрын
@@Attachments. congratulations! decreased ability to find humor or joy in situations is indeed a symptom of clinical depression.
@TheChadPad
@TheChadPad 5 жыл бұрын
Shame iz dank hey, it spreads awareness in a funny way. I go to therapy for my dysthymia, so I feel like I have an informed opinion
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Did you hit her? Tommy Wiseau:
@That-Google-Guy
@That-Google-Guy 3 жыл бұрын
This should have a million likes
@absurdemtiefer1950
@absurdemtiefer1950 3 жыл бұрын
I did not
@metalheadjakob
@metalheadjakob 3 жыл бұрын
It's fiction.
@shanedevine2419
@shanedevine2419 3 жыл бұрын
"Not this time"
@CoreyJayB
@CoreyJayB 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, hi Mark.
@st4rlite_
@st4rlite_ 4 ай бұрын
when someone brings up an embarrassing memory
@drake4573
@drake4573 4 ай бұрын
"It never happened."
@crystalidentity
@crystalidentity 8 күн бұрын
*My brother:* Hey dad, remember that ONE TIME I beat you at chess?? *Dad:* #TrueStory ♟
@RySenkari
@RySenkari Жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes combing Quora.
@LuigisNo1
@LuigisNo1 5 жыл бұрын
Oh cool, I've always wanted to be Gaslighted by Jonathan Frakes for 47 seconds.
@slade1368
@slade1368 5 жыл бұрын
Just learned a new word, thanks.
@luxbledstone
@luxbledstone 5 жыл бұрын
At least it isn’t my mom doing the gas lighting this time.
@fledgling5616
@fledgling5616 5 жыл бұрын
What exactly does gaslighting mean? I’ve looked it up before and am having trouble understanding. What does it mean in this context?
@LuigisNo1
@LuigisNo1 5 жыл бұрын
@@fledgling5616 so gaslighting is basically someone making you call into question your own memory through manipulation. Like someone says they'll be home by 9 then they get home at 11 and say that they said they'd get home by 11 when you confront them.
@fledgling5616
@fledgling5616 5 жыл бұрын
LuigisNo1 Thank you!
@patrickr.1433
@patrickr.1433 3 жыл бұрын
"Did you hit her?" Johnny:
@xenogorwraithblade2538
@xenogorwraithblade2538 3 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God. Becky.
@matman1396
@matman1396 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark
@tommyc4641
@tommyc4641 3 жыл бұрын
Very topical
@jamesrussell2936
@jamesrussell2936 3 жыл бұрын
"Not this time."
@marcelcevani5688
@marcelcevani5688 3 жыл бұрын
You tearing me apart Lisa 😕
@kagechu2005BISVG
@kagechu2005BISVG 9 ай бұрын
It still never happened.
@beter21137
@beter21137 Жыл бұрын
Me: Hey mom, remember when you told me you were going to get me that Lego for my birthday? My mom:
@osamahoweitat6297
@osamahoweitat6297 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *gets into any kind of relationship* God:
@condra2123
@condra2123 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@pupper9474
@pupper9474 5 жыл бұрын
"No way"
@CityofButterfly
@CityofButterfly 5 жыл бұрын
#Relatable
@tychovanvugt5531
@tychovanvugt5531 5 жыл бұрын
It's an urban legend that never happened
@eddyrocks
@eddyrocks 5 жыл бұрын
Rip samee sry
@MikiWarhammer40k
@MikiWarhammer40k 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: "You have 47 secs to live" Me: "welp 47 secs to live in denial"
@XombieLejon66
@XombieLejon66 5 жыл бұрын
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal. " -Philip J. Fry
@Burialofagod
@Burialofagod 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *surprise butt secs*
@quillclock
@quillclock 5 жыл бұрын
best comment.
@MilknPopcorn
@MilknPopcorn 5 жыл бұрын
*After 47 seconds are up* Doctor: It's False. No Way. Not This Time. We Created It. Not This Time. No...
@brianmessemer2973
@brianmessemer2973 4 жыл бұрын
Riker in Star Trek: Generations: "Speak for yourself sir. Me: I plan to live forever!" With that same confident grin on his face 😂
@mariecarie1
@mariecarie1 Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I keep watching this video over and over with the same giddy glee as a little kid hearing his first poop joke. I think there’s something out there like this for everyone, and if you look hard enough, you too will find the magical humor that will transport you to your toddler days of side-splitting laughter for next to no reason, over something as absurd as poop or Jonathan Frakes’s cheese-eating grin while he tells you you’re wrong.
@karrotkake8918
@karrotkake8918 9 ай бұрын
I have a roulette wheel of these types of videos that will randomly pop into my head and leave me cackling at work
@saderin
@saderin Жыл бұрын
Bitwave...it never happened
@willbthebassist539
@willbthebassist539 3 жыл бұрын
Billie Jean: "You are the one." Michael Jackson:
@thebeeper1861
@thebeeper1861 3 жыл бұрын
The kid is not his son
@lordofhostsappreciator3075
@lordofhostsappreciator3075 3 жыл бұрын
@Drumslav Czechisenko Based?
@danielj8085
@danielj8085 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordofhostsappreciator3075 Not this time.
@khalatelomara
@khalatelomara 3 жыл бұрын
The kid is an urban legend that never happened
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordofhostsappreciator3075 The fuck do you mean?
@khaoshellion169
@khaoshellion169 3 жыл бұрын
My lawyer told me to watch this in preperation for a court case. Worked like a charm.
@light3267
@light3267 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@littleredruri
@littleredruri 3 жыл бұрын
What, uh... what was the case about
@thepuzzlebox6620
@thepuzzlebox6620 3 жыл бұрын
It is a surprisingly effective way of dealing with the prosecution. A court proceeding is sort of like what you see on television lol A barrister will shout bullshit in your face and try to trick you into acknowledging it as fact. "You're wrong" "That never happened" "That's a total fabrication" It's like kryponite.
@mbash3073
@mbash3073 3 жыл бұрын
@@littleredruri probably for being incredibly forward with a farm animal
@garyp4907
@garyp4907 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepuzzlebox6620 I highly doubt you've been in a court then. If you tried using those excuses to any competent prosecution all they'd do is switch to whatever evidence they have to call you out on (after all, you wouldn't be in court if they didn't have any evidence would you?) A defendent or a defendants lawyer would get shredded in a matter of minutes. Nice try though
@TrulyAndasen
@TrulyAndasen Жыл бұрын
Truly a gaslighter connoisseur
@kutashark75
@kutashark75 Жыл бұрын
another day in the office of CNN
@piadylan1207
@piadylan1207 5 жыл бұрын
mirror : you look pretty today phone camera :
@ChiselledK1990
@ChiselledK1990 5 жыл бұрын
Lol so true😂😂😂
@JCech40
@JCech40 5 жыл бұрын
Yeaa
@prestonjm119
@prestonjm119 4 жыл бұрын
You’re winning in Mario Kart and on the final lap. Blue shell:
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 жыл бұрын
Not a chance
@wraithcall6057
@wraithcall6057 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a urban legend, that never happened
@dboypompeyreturns
@dboypompeyreturns 3 жыл бұрын
I finished reading just as he said not a chance!
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 жыл бұрын
@@dboypompeyreturns perfect timing
@kkrummelrhs
@kkrummelrhs 3 жыл бұрын
We got ya
@wmv8996
@wmv8996 5 ай бұрын
"Not this time." -Gollum
@lavenderlumber
@lavenderlumber 5 ай бұрын
Japanese men when you say the word "Nanking" in a 100 foot radius of them.
@drake4573
@drake4573 4 ай бұрын
"No way "
@crystalidentity
@crystalidentity 8 күн бұрын
Yeah, maybe a lot of Japanese men. But my brother writes songs about Japanese war-time atrocities, and he's a Japanese man. We need more like him!
@SNESdrunk
@SNESdrunk 5 жыл бұрын
I opened up 47 tabs of this video
@MrSaywutnow
@MrSaywutnow 3 жыл бұрын
It's a made up tale.
@JohnnyCasey
@JohnnyCasey 3 жыл бұрын
What is with the youtube suddenly tops up the comment from verified channel?
@samwise1990
@samwise1990 3 жыл бұрын
It never happened
@robertbogan225
@robertbogan225 3 жыл бұрын
Not a chance.
@thenekom
@thenekom 3 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@pokemontrainerelio3648
@pokemontrainerelio3648 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight!" Jonathan Frakes:
@gonzisonsbc
@gonzisonsbc 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@leavonderlieth5781
@leavonderlieth5781 4 жыл бұрын
I- I came here from your video haven't I-
@pokemontrainerelio3648
@pokemontrainerelio3648 4 жыл бұрын
@@leavonderlieth5781 maybe
@leavonderlieth5781
@leavonderlieth5781 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokemontrainerelio3648 well I'm pretty sure it was that way.. either way that video was damn funny ngl
@Comkill117
@Comkill117 4 жыл бұрын
This comment on the other hand is fact.
@CKyIe
@CKyIe 3 ай бұрын
And then the Austrian authorities put Jonathan in jail for 5 years.
@ReveredWizardBob
@ReveredWizardBob 18 күн бұрын
When any country is accused of war crimes:
@Goldsrc17
@Goldsrc17 3 жыл бұрын
Pov: Riker is denying allegations of war crimes in the neutral zone
@winstonmarlowe5254
@winstonmarlowe5254 2 жыл бұрын
That's not a point of view shot.
@HunhowsShadowStalker
@HunhowsShadowStalker 2 жыл бұрын
@@winstonmarlowe5254 PoV: You're questioning Riker regarding allegations of war crimes in the Neutral Zone.
@jacobgracia8603
@jacobgracia8603 2 жыл бұрын
"not this time"
@jimbomb2357
@jimbomb2357 2 жыл бұрын
Choked on a graham cracker. lmao
@thedeerguy7579
@thedeerguy7579 2 жыл бұрын
No, he's trying to convince the people in the alien mental hospital that he didn't kill anyone.
@Matheus-ki9zo
@Matheus-ki9zo 4 жыл бұрын
*When someone is genuinely caring and affectionate with me* My consciousness:
@moofanspoobguy
@moofanspoobguy 4 жыл бұрын
This one was invented by a writer
@CreeketsCreek
@CreeketsCreek 4 жыл бұрын
_itS a TOtAL fABrICAtiON_
@thepartydontstoptilliwalkin
@thepartydontstoptilliwalkin 4 жыл бұрын
Not a chance
@SpaceForce635
@SpaceForce635 4 жыл бұрын
It never happened.
@VinceVegas6
@VinceVegas6 4 жыл бұрын
Fiction.
@mr.redeyes2583
@mr.redeyes2583 2 ай бұрын
Damn you, commander Riker..
@aaronmarkey3856
@aaronmarkey3856 16 күн бұрын
Parents when their child tells them they were traumatised by them:
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz 3 жыл бұрын
47 seconds of Jonathan Frakes telling you you're wrong. 1 second of sad Gorilla at the end.
@o.osuq-madiq2008
@o.osuq-madiq2008 3 жыл бұрын
What is wrong w ppl?
@mikescan7050
@mikescan7050 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, the sad gorilla is fiction, because it said so, a fabrication, completely made up, you’re wrong, it’s just an urban legend, false.
@cybersquire
@cybersquire 3 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Harambe ☹️☹️
@Aflay1
@Aflay1 3 жыл бұрын
Harambe never happened. He’s fiction.
@Longdongsilverx
@Longdongsilverx 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@JHallenbeck
@JHallenbeck 2 жыл бұрын
The dedication it takes to trawl through that series and cut together these specific bits in a montage, simply for the joy of random internet people, is commendable.
@aroyals339
@aroyals339 2 жыл бұрын
It never happened, not this time.
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 2 жыл бұрын
You're wrong
@chiprick992
@chiprick992 2 жыл бұрын
It’s fiction.
@Deadpool_64
@Deadpool_64 2 жыл бұрын
A complete fabrication.
@stoogefest16
@stoogefest16 2 жыл бұрын
It helps that the show itself is quite engaging.
@Deltarii
@Deltarii 7 ай бұрын
Looking at myself in the mirror: Damn I look good My front phone camera:
@HauntFreak13
@HauntFreak13 5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr: “And then everyone stood up and clapped.” Jonathan Frakes:
@aaronmarks9366
@aaronmarks9366 5 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@PreSchoolBrawler
@PreSchoolBrawler 5 жыл бұрын
@@pygmalion0451 do you notice you're the only one with no likes?
@The482075
@The482075 5 жыл бұрын
Where does this meme come from?
@HauntFreak13
@HauntFreak13 5 жыл бұрын
Bobby Ranger “Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction”
@BOZOKILLER_
@BOZOKILLER_ 5 жыл бұрын
It's a total fabrication!
@JoeyFaller
@JoeyFaller 3 жыл бұрын
The monke at the end having *fiCtioN" slapped on its face is the icing on the cake
@Peto111222
@Peto111222 3 жыл бұрын
Not a chance
@daniellewis5377
@daniellewis5377 3 жыл бұрын
rip harambe
@c4ble472
@c4ble472 2 жыл бұрын
It never happened
@lordbiffington
@lordbiffington 2 жыл бұрын
You're wrong
@jimbomclimbo7467
@jimbomclimbo7467 2 жыл бұрын
You are fake news
@gaymare6236
@gaymare6236 18 күн бұрын
When family members talk about the time when I was "happy as a boy"
@nahortesfaldet2313
@nahortesfaldet2313 Жыл бұрын
Prosecutor: *lists the charges against defendant* Saul Goodman:
@thatonea-hole
@thatonea-hole Жыл бұрын
"THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A WRITER"
@Giriko3490
@Giriko3490 Жыл бұрын
@@thatonea-hole XD yeah, he would absolutely say that
@sakilook
@sakilook 4 жыл бұрын
USA: Hey everyone in 1969 we landed the first human ever on the moon!! *Conspiracy Theorists:*
@samuelohare6884
@samuelohare6884 13 күн бұрын
Wrong, we think the moon is hollow, not that the moon landing never happened
@zay4510
@zay4510 2 жыл бұрын
There’s gotta be some type of psychology as to why this is so mentally pleasing to hear to the point of hilarity.
@karlazeen
@karlazeen 2 жыл бұрын
It's cause the explanation is made up and never happened.
@IanGonzalezS
@IanGonzalezS 2 жыл бұрын
no way
@IanGonzalezS
@IanGonzalezS 2 жыл бұрын
on a 'serious' note i find the funniest the smile one his face hahahaha it's so funny how his words and face somewhat contradict each other. also he's got some natural charisma as a host
@brendan1871
@brendan1871 2 жыл бұрын
The playfully smug satisfaction which comes with confirming/denying the truth of a story which the storyteller knew from the start unlike those listening, delivered with the characteristic tone and restrained grin of such statements, is vicarious/contagious like laughter. His tone also signals the relief of some anticipatory, 'holding-your-breath' tension arising from the uncertainty of truth, which could also be vicariously satisfying in the hypothetical, invested viewer's point of view. Finally, rapid, sudden repetition of short disconnected clips/phrases is absurd and thus funny, especially when each individual clip/phrase conveys the same basic meaning (Jonathan Frakes smugly saying 'pranked ya lol' to you while suggestively looking at/approaching the camera with a restrained grin) in slightly different ways. Trust me, I have a PhD in Internet Armchair Psychology and Humorology. Thank you for coming to my TedX Talk.
@schwifty9520
@schwifty9520 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendan1871 😂 It checked out though
@TheTurdle
@TheTurdle 5 ай бұрын
I go back to this video every now and then to remind myself that the escapist fantasies I have are nothing more than delusions.
@jessikaxx
@jessikaxx Жыл бұрын
The straight up “You’re wrong.” triggered me a little bit
@oliviahills1022
@oliviahills1022 5 жыл бұрын
Me: someone said you like me Crush:
@ChiselledK1990
@ChiselledK1990 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@poralium196
@poralium196 5 жыл бұрын
Why didn't I think of saying this to my crushes in school FUCK that's an OUTSTANDING move
@babylonhasfallen5338
@babylonhasfallen5338 5 жыл бұрын
Stanley hutson “It’s a total fabrication”
@JustAdude291
@JustAdude291 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, because I said yes to that question from my crushes I ended up getting with them. If they ask that, they're obviously interested in you 😂
@Alacard0malley
@Alacard0malley 5 жыл бұрын
I've been binging the office and now it's following me everywhere
@mitchtavio
@mitchtavio 3 жыл бұрын
He looks so pleased with himself when he tells us we are wrong.
@someoriginalname6004
@someoriginalname6004 2 жыл бұрын
yeah total satisfaction
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Жыл бұрын
Daniel Ricciardo's Years at McLaren. Jonathan Frakes:
@MothDax
@MothDax Жыл бұрын
@@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's a total fabrication It never happened This one was invented by a writer
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 Жыл бұрын
@@MothDax Not this time. We made it up. It's pure fiction.
@MothDax
@MothDax Жыл бұрын
@@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 It's fake, its fiction, Its an urban legend that never happened
@chaptermasterdomitheus5867
@chaptermasterdomitheus5867 3 ай бұрын
Alternative title: John Frakes gaslighting you for almost a minute straight
@mnjj7044
@mnjj7044 9 ай бұрын
If it's wrong, Jonathan, I don't want to be right.
@Pandaval9
@Pandaval9 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone: There's graphite on the ground. Dyatlov:
@thesixthsola
@thesixthsola 5 жыл бұрын
Pandaval9 lmao perfect
@DoktorStrangelove
@DoktorStrangelove 5 жыл бұрын
Dammit I didn’t scroll down far enough...
@saintniccage2818
@saintniccage2818 5 жыл бұрын
Its fiction , take him to the infirmary
@BrotherSurplice
@BrotherSurplice 5 жыл бұрын
Legasov: Reactor 4 has exploded, the core is exposed Brukhanov and Fomin:
@alvindelgado196
@alvindelgado196 5 жыл бұрын
He's delusional
@sihya
@sihya 3 жыл бұрын
i like how the background music is consistent
@crapnuggets202
@crapnuggets202 3 жыл бұрын
i didn't notice that and now i'm terrified
@lionelcrawford4562
@lionelcrawford4562 3 жыл бұрын
This may be a little esoteric but it has Hallowed Bastion theme vibe from Kingdom Hearts
@nunya_bizniz
@nunya_bizniz 3 жыл бұрын
So is his suit
@bluefire2918
@bluefire2918 2 жыл бұрын
@@crapnuggets202 Haha
@jongkittae
@jongkittae Жыл бұрын
the most absurd boost of serotonin i have ever had, and i will never stop coming to this video for that
@leachristine5264
@leachristine5264 5 жыл бұрын
The title says 47 seconds but I spent 20 minutes of my life watching it
@Lime2014
@Lime2014 5 жыл бұрын
Same. It's a mood. No, scrap that. It's EVERYTHING.
@nickbell9178
@nickbell9178 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lime2014 nope, not this time. It never happened
@chrishealey8713
@chrishealey8713 5 жыл бұрын
Never happened.
@Lime2014
@Lime2014 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickbell9178 you got me. It was probably nearer 30 mins, tbf.
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 5 жыл бұрын
A similar event took place in the Pacific Northwest
@alpacawithouthat987
@alpacawithouthat987 3 жыл бұрын
Other cast members: Jonathan, you know you can sit on chairs normally? Jonathan:
@billykennedy2420
@billykennedy2420 3 жыл бұрын
Actually he can't because of severe back injuries
@mamapetillo8675
@mamapetillo8675 3 жыл бұрын
@@billykennedy2420 wow. Talk about a joy kill
@zimm007g
@zimm007g 3 жыл бұрын
"not a chance" 😉
@Alexinytown
@Alexinytown 3 жыл бұрын
@@billykennedy2420 Pure fiction
@ultimategamer2669
@ultimategamer2669 3 жыл бұрын
@@billykennedy2420 That's an urban legend that never happened.
@cheeseoholic
@cheeseoholic Жыл бұрын
Reddit mods when they are presented facts:
@samuelohare6884
@samuelohare6884 13 күн бұрын
*reddittors in general
@facepwnagewtf
@facepwnagewtf 2 ай бұрын
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
@zrobeast
@zrobeast 3 жыл бұрын
Me: 2020’s gonna be great! Jonathan Frakes:
@Caladras
@Caladras 3 жыл бұрын
I also feel like this one has been invented by a writer
@mworld2611
@mworld2611 3 жыл бұрын
"Not a chance"
@nrggvrn5576
@nrggvrn5576 3 жыл бұрын
We made up this one
@laxin221
@laxin221 3 жыл бұрын
It never happened
@anthonyhandley446
@anthonyhandley446 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 2020 bad
@pcastle-piccolibrividi3205
@pcastle-piccolibrividi3205 5 жыл бұрын
0:30 Listen to that "not a chance". That's perfection.
@startedfromscratch1529
@startedfromscratch1529 5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly 🙌🙌
@shadosnake
@shadosnake 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@MrPureruckus
@MrPureruckus 5 жыл бұрын
That smile lol. So smug.. Yet so correct lol
@alexhardline2208
@alexhardline2208 5 жыл бұрын
You're wrong.
@TexTropicana
@TexTropicana 5 жыл бұрын
Those eyes sell it lmao
@KappaDeKappa
@KappaDeKappa Жыл бұрын
0:17 gets me every time.
@katsenberg3036
@katsenberg3036 Ай бұрын
Chinese textbooks on what happened from 1958-1962:
@corporatebillionaire824
@corporatebillionaire824 5 жыл бұрын
Anakin: "I have the High ground" Obi-Wan:
@TheButteredtoast1234
@TheButteredtoast1234 5 жыл бұрын
Corporate Billionaire that’s fiction
@sauldownbadman876
@sauldownbadman876 5 жыл бұрын
Grevious : "You are doomed" Obi-Wan :
@27thjamtray
@27thjamtray 4 жыл бұрын
You fucked up. It was Obi-Wan who said that. It's why he Obi-Won that duel.
@alucardvigilatedismas2868
@alucardvigilatedismas2868 4 жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@trooprm317
@trooprm317 4 жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@mattcrater6725
@mattcrater6725 5 жыл бұрын
Picard: I played a flute and I lived my entire life in a small village Riker:
@elijones7926
@elijones7926 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Crater awwww....and now im sad lol. Poor Picard...but he did get a flute out of the deal lol
@haniwadog
@haniwadog 4 жыл бұрын
I mean. He could still play the flute so something must have been true
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 4 жыл бұрын
Eli Jones he got two live two lives, it’s a great gift I’d think.
@Louis-wp3fq
@Louis-wp3fq 4 жыл бұрын
Picard: "It's still real to me, damn it!"
@suscancer2165
@suscancer2165 4 жыл бұрын
i dont get the reference
@auxityne
@auxityne Жыл бұрын
When Jonathan Frakes is your defense attorney
@MIkeDaBBoy
@MIkeDaBBoy Ай бұрын
“It’s false” gets me every time 😂😂
@SubversionAcademy
@SubversionAcademy 5 жыл бұрын
- Padme: "Obi-Wan told me terrible things. He said you've turned to the dark side; that you... killed younglings!" - Anakin: [this video]
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor: deny, deny, deny!
@saintniccage2818
@saintniccage2818 5 жыл бұрын
Its a total fabrication padme
@docholliday1112
@docholliday1112 5 жыл бұрын
We gotcha!
@andrewpestotnik5495
@andrewpestotnik5495 5 жыл бұрын
@@akeyscoot9546 I mean, he'd be right
@762x69
@762x69 9 ай бұрын
"Not this time" ☠️
@garrettmcgibbon9018
@garrettmcgibbon9018 4 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi: *exists* The Rise of Skywalker:
@thatonea-hole
@thatonea-hole 4 жыл бұрын
*THIS ONE WAS INVENTED BY A "WRITER"!*
@visualsforyou7120
@visualsforyou7120 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot The Rise of Skywalker even came out, I feel like I'm still waiting for the sequel to The Force Awakens.
@trustno173
@trustno173 4 жыл бұрын
Idiots: Say The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Was Good. Me: This Video
@friedpickle8332
@friedpickle8332 4 жыл бұрын
Person: Hey did you see that new Star Wars movie The Rise of Sky- Me: 0:15 (I still love TFA and TLJ lol)
@mr.dystopian5554
@mr.dystopian5554 4 жыл бұрын
It never happened.
@FlyingPaladin
@FlyingPaladin 7 ай бұрын
My dad when the paternity test came back positive
@JustPippaNY
@JustPippaNY Жыл бұрын
If I ever meet Jonathan Frakes at a con, I want to record him saying "It never happened."
@smorre4004
@smorre4004 4 жыл бұрын
Shepard: "Reapers exist." Council:
@SergeantNovak23
@SergeantNovak23 3 жыл бұрын
ARACHNA “We created it” oh no
@Torthrodhel
@Torthrodhel 3 жыл бұрын
ME3 endings: exist Fans: Andromeda: exist Fans: hey remember those ME3 endings that happened?
@theawesomewerewolf5084
@theawesomewerewolf5084 3 жыл бұрын
“We have dismissed that claim.”
@keithpetrino
@keithpetrino 3 жыл бұрын
I remember this show. Even funnier was when the story was supposedly true, and he would say something like, "our sources tell us that this happened somewhere in the northeast." It was always something geographically vague.
@TheBmills415
@TheBmills415 3 жыл бұрын
What was the name of this show
@keithpetrino
@keithpetrino 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBmills415 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
@Whole-Milk
@Whole-Milk 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes! I remember wishing I could get away with being that vague with school paper citations
@SeeYouInValhalla615
@SeeYouInValhalla615 3 жыл бұрын
@@Whole-Milk i also try this "vague-way" as i was in school. My teacher to me: "Are you a Politican or did you work for the media?!?! ....no you'r not!!!!....so stay by the truth and the facts!!!!!...." Years later, now today....truth....facts....and make believe....lies....all the same....funny 'n crazy at the same time. Each time i watch the news, read the news-paper, i hear J.F. say "No, it was......."
@JustScrapHD
@JustScrapHD 3 жыл бұрын
if a story is "true" it just means, that the story has been told somewhere, not that its proven lmao
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