The only ones I engage in*

I have one once or twice a month. Best feeling ever

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Same

I mean, it's not exactly rare... But when you're sure, though

So real....u gotta respect it

It was funny but I can't stand people like this irl. I would calmly say "Let me rephrase... I'd like to understand why you lied to me a moment ago when I asked you if you lived here?"

@@Vote_By_Mail so you're like the guy that told the doorman in the story lol. You don't understand that nobody has to talk to you, ever lol. Even if you rephrased to what you suggested you'd probably get an f.u.

@@jaredfla I realize that. That's why I rephrased it as "Why did you lie to me?" Lmk if I need to explain further...

@@Vote_By_Mail holy shit. Nobody is going to answer that either. What don't you understand?

he’s mastered the ability to tell his jokes “casually” as if he’s just shooting the shit with the audience but he’s memorized every single word and how he’ll approach the tone of those words. it’s amazing.

He’s also really good at testing the crowds responses; he’ll pause but it’s so subtle he decides whether to go along with the whole bit or transition

His transitions from career to no career was honestly unbelievable too. Lmfao.

@@Zargabaath lmfao I don't know about that, dude just dropped his best special yet.

you should watch daniel tosh back in the day.. THAT was unbelievable.

not the best part but i like it too, still good it was cut out though

For me this ending is what makes this joke genius

trust me this did happen, i’ve been in that building

Yes, I was trying to remember the extra last part. Where is it?

Hate click bait titles. Wish this comment was higher up

"its your favorite thing"

Former border patrol officer.

“There are no words I must say to you”

It’s all about sentence structure

Mmmmmh yom nom nom nom nom!

But not TOO many, let's be real

This aged awesome

Was about to say the exact same thing :P

might wanna edit this now lol

@@TheMorganBrothers I mean, Louie IS the type of guy to ask for consent 😂

Hes really fun to listen to. Hope you have a great time. His stand up is top shelf shit. His show "Louie" is crazy good. Like art good. And if you ever get depressed and think " ehh, why not double down on that shit", you gotta check out Horace and Pete.

how have you never heard of louis ck?? edit: oh you’re not american i get it

@@nothanks3980 Right, I'm from Germany 👍

my 2 favorite comedians easily

@@trevorfreund4110 Yeahp completely agree.

what was it?

@@1091Floyd21 that it never happened and that dude was actually his favourite neighbor, the way he said it tho it's hilarious

@Jakson McLane no it was hilarious, it's the way he said it lol, like he doesn't give a shit

@Jakson McLane Because Comedians are known for their stories to be entirely true, always. LOL

@Jakson McLane The way he said it was perfect, trust me. He completely turns the joke around and makes it into a masterpiece.

Yup

I get the feeling that that part was scrapped and reworked into the bit about "How you like them apples?" The punchline is roughly identical: about someone who tells a story where they are cheesily "the hero" specifically because it was entirely made up by them.

Everybody watch Horace and Pete on Hulu so they put more of his stuff on there

Exactly, the whole story is made up. I was thinking that was the cut out part. Why upload an "extended" version and still cut parts out?

Programentalist so people can bitch about free content which they had to put no effort in to uploading or providing

Jonathan Mitchell Free content, did you mean this stolen content that is not free and not yours to upload perhaps? In any case the whole 30 seconds (wow, such effort you made) it took to edit this would have been exactly as much effort if you'd uploaded the whole part, instead of cutting out a few seconds randomly from a four+ minute clip you call "extended".

I like this joke

Yes... it was his neighbor George. Its his favorite person. This was a really funny bit.

Sam kinison, bill hicks, carlin, Pryor, mooney

Tom Segura

Of the living ones, yes.

Norm

Norm MacDonald

fabio costa Are you new? He’s been performing like this for years and quite often much better than this.

I saw a version where he says the guy wasn't even real, the whole thing is made up. "And also he doesn't exist. I just made it up because it was funny" with deadpan delivery. I'm looking for that

coming up with a story hilarious as this is true comedic genius.

It's the same recording; the loser who uploaded this clip just decided to cut it out

@@lukess.s "the loser"

Its like when he opens one of his specials - "i was in this place the other day, doesn't matter where because i'm lying" lol it was something like that anyway.

Watch his oh my god special you’re missing out

And depression

Yeah I hate that people are seeing this and thinking it's some kind of righteous virtue signaling. All these people are getting the wrong impression of this bit.

Which to me was the funniest part of the joke. I saw him do it live before the special. I waited for him to admit it was all in his head and the audience to start roaring, and it never came!!!

@@joink25 aww that’s disappointing. I would have been waiting too. I think CK likes to test what works and doesn’t on the audience. So he switches the punchline up. Another good example is he tells a joke about him being on an airplane. The passengers learn Wi-Fi is free. But it’s down so no Wi-Fi. His joke is the guy next to him starts to whine. CK then talks about how entitled the guy is. That he is disappointed about something he JUST learned about. Anyways, in another interview, CK talks tells the same joke. But this time, at the end of his story, he admits he was the disappointed passenger. It was him the whole time.

especially when a woman is being rap-ed or a child is being abducted.

You’re so lucky

clickbait

Joaquín Bartsch Well it was worth the click

Funnily, this video has had the end deleted...

This is the extended version of the hbo special, it’s a thing, look it up.

This was not part of the main act when he filmed live. He did he main act, and then came back out for an extra 20 or so mins of material and this was included.

Wait! He* screwed his career over? Or the mad new-age morons with pitches and forks? It wasn't self inflicted as you suggest.

"So.....Shut up"😂😂😂

Same!

He's been back

Mate, that's not even close to the best *Louis* bit of all time. It's great, yes, but oh man, do keep going. What Louis would do with 85 billion dollars: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nbVpg9qT2dKzeYk.html

Whooooooosh?