I would love to see you guys mole your way into a Jubilee video that's supposed to be all strangers.
@whatwhat77982 жыл бұрын
Jordan and Jarvis in a jubilee video? Yes please
@sugarhair73492 жыл бұрын
🙄 Clout chaser!
@kitty_-0_0-_702 жыл бұрын
there’s just something about seeing more than 3 people dressed in a white top/blue jeans combo that stresses me out
@GnarlyRaePepsi2 жыл бұрын
It was a bit jarring
@celestedivinity21782 жыл бұрын
Hype House teas
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
@@celestedivinity2178 tease or teas lol
@celestedivinity21782 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots both truly
@Kaaaaaaafire172 жыл бұрын
I saw it irl once. It was a Greek Life event thing and I was just drinking my boba when this hoard of white tops and blue jeans came towards me. Honestly terrifying.
@fishofmocking30962 жыл бұрын
Things I’ve learned about Jordan: - Juggalo 🤡 - Weeb 🎎 - Not like other girls 🙅♀️ - In love with Roberto Angeles 🤠
@peterevans64802 жыл бұрын
juggalos are awesome
@t.l.e.e.2 жыл бұрын
whoop whoop
@noriii2 жыл бұрын
what is a juggalo? lemme think for a second...
@deborah-su8ff2 жыл бұрын
@@noriii icp fan
@noriii2 жыл бұрын
@@deborah-su8ff uh oh you caught me
@felixjones-elliott48602 жыл бұрын
“this looks like the avengers of church councillors” is a phrase im gonna tuck away and use when i think it fits, i love it
@linkholder2 жыл бұрын
Fucking yes!
@waitwaitwaitno31822 жыл бұрын
@@linkholder celibate no!
@melizoi2 жыл бұрын
god this would crush my already embarrassingly low self esteem
@Maninawig2 жыл бұрын
Same. But mostly because she was hooking up for herself, and being in that situation, especially the intro of what she thinks he would be into, and the "just forget he's here" would feel like such a slap in the face of saying "you don't matter" that I'd probably walk out. Doesn't help that I was in that situation with a soon-to-be-ex.
@baototta2 жыл бұрын
if ur pfp is of you, you look amazing!!!!
@melizoi2 жыл бұрын
@@baototta ohhh no that's jinsoul from loona she's a kpop idol
@GnarlyRaePepsi2 жыл бұрын
Same
@baototta2 жыл бұрын
@@melizoi oh ok (u still probably look awesome tho!)
@kseniav5862 жыл бұрын
"how come i'm so stupid and so intelligent and always right at the same time" CONSTANT MOOD
@shreksgirl19982 жыл бұрын
Absolute taurus
@m0bz0mb392 жыл бұрын
@@shreksgirl1998 I'm a sagittarius yet I couldn't agree more
@icu38692 жыл бұрын
I RELATE TOO MUCH. It’s like my life motto.
@gucci24682 жыл бұрын
the swiping is so BRUTAL LIKE I COULD NEVER edited: removed the double negative lol
@notyouraveragechicken84792 жыл бұрын
intentional double negative? are you saying you totally would brutally reject people? sadge
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
@@notyouraveragechicken8479 right I’m so confused lol
@m0bz0mb392 жыл бұрын
@@notyouraveragechicken8479 Lol My thought exsactly
@GnarlyRaePepsi2 жыл бұрын
Turbo could not never, either.
@yourex-wife42592 жыл бұрын
Shoulda gone triple negative. "I Could havent never."
@FourheadWeapon2 жыл бұрын
Jubilee makes the most awkward videos that I don’t want to believe these people are real
@sarahmcdonough77132 жыл бұрын
for me its both of them acknowledging at the end that their long term relationships ended because they.. spent a lot of time with their partners?? both sincerely giving off total commitmentphobe vibes dgshagdhjas obviously the perfect dating show candidates!
@anabelsama2 жыл бұрын
Imaging judging someone bc they don't get along with their parents, even if your parents are so toxic that they gave you trauma, anxiety and depression
@krayozmines2 жыл бұрын
Frrrrrrr
@princessofhell46392 жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts
@marina39342 жыл бұрын
The ex was so rude… she clearly eliminated the people she didn’t find attractive instantly, and she made it obvious that she thought the others she eliminated were ugly when she said “you’re gorgeous, you’re just tall” to that one girl. If you’re going to eliminate people, don’t comment on why. I feel so bad for the people who got swiped left on with no explanation, I know that would crush me.
@Desimere2 жыл бұрын
if i was eliminated like that, i would look at group of eliminated people and at the group of accepted people and then be satisfied with the group i'm in because there were many beautiful women there. And then quietly comment to the other eliminated people that based on them, i know i'm in the "pretty" group.
@siennanguyen87722 жыл бұрын
Clearly one of the reasons he broke up with her. She has no social awareness and is indirectly rude to others.
@gerenuk82452 жыл бұрын
@@Desimere ummm kinda weird wordinj lol
@saggguy72 жыл бұрын
“she must know every letter that can be a note” this is a tall order jordan that’s like, 8 letters
@GnarlyRaePepsi2 жыл бұрын
Wait wait, this is the first Turbo is hearing of this… What are the 7th and 8th notes?
@avinrains2 жыл бұрын
C, A, B, G, E, F, D ((Pretty sure that's all of them, correct me if I'm wrong))
@saggguy72 жыл бұрын
@@GnarlyRaePepsi i miscounted lol, it’s actually 7. A, B, C, D, E, F, G
@GnarlyRaePepsi2 жыл бұрын
Thx, ppl.
@alabamaslammer39212 жыл бұрын
@@avinrains im pretty sure also that's an odd order to recite them in
@ryanhenry76472 жыл бұрын
imagine the twist if the ex walked out with a new girlfriend like halfway through.
@DiMagnolia2 жыл бұрын
The very tall gorgeous girl
@peachy0weachy2 жыл бұрын
no cause i was waiting for that to happen
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
@@DiMagnolia she was actually so pretty 😳
@idrawchaos2 жыл бұрын
They sound so awkward, but thinking that they will fight 15 girls together and maybe find the strongest to be the ex boyfriend's next girlfriend. Or she just wants to date the girl instead, you never know
@FreshConcreteInMyMouth2 жыл бұрын
I am filled with joy, Jordan has restord my will to live. I will now start a cult.
@foxbuns2 жыл бұрын
mood
@littlebunhead132 жыл бұрын
Maybe don’t 😅
@TurbopropPuppy2 жыл бұрын
Jordan sent your will to live on vacation to a nice resort
@clegs83562 жыл бұрын
can i join can i join can i join can i join can i join can i join please let me join pleeeease please please please please plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls????????????
@phosphenevision2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is our dad, our son, our lord and saviour he has killed for us and he will do it again
@LezbeOswald2 жыл бұрын
the swiping irl is so rude like at least on dating apps you don't get to see when people actually swipe left on you
@mr.goldfish15302 жыл бұрын
Yeah when she asked that I was like... "Do you not read people's profiles?"
@marsantos5362 жыл бұрын
this is exactly the type of awkward situation i find hilarious id LOVE to do this please jordan let me be your fake ex when jubilee hits you up, i'll say you used to steal dirty socks from the laundry when you'd come over
@kisikisikisi2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Nick like gigantic in that one picture of him with Kurtis and Danny? He does look very very very smol online.
@sodig3252 жыл бұрын
He’s 5’11
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
no tiny he's tiny
@Gracehasyoutube2 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely surprised when I saw that nick was taller than Danny. Sorry nick but I thought you were like 5’2”.
@someemotheathrekid2 жыл бұрын
where do i find it? now i wanna see it
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
@@Gracehasyoutube I thought he was like 4’11” 😭
@Nasc3nt_Butt3rfly2 жыл бұрын
In 3rd grade I lied to the kids at my school and told them “everyone in Florida wears crocs” to seem more cool for wearing them at school in the mid west… I’m also glad as a society we have moved past the hate.
@kellyfuerte2 жыл бұрын
I mean... you weren't wrong 😂
@angelkato14012 жыл бұрын
when that girl was like "i go by gabri" im double taking. Ive NEVER heard that before as a Gabriela, everyone goes by Gabby and everyone wants to call Gabrielas Gabby.
@blueismylove31282 жыл бұрын
Right like. Like why Gabri? If You might as well just finish it at that point? I've heard people named Gabrielle/Gebriella called Gab or Gabbie or even Brie but never just...Gabri. That's such an odd place to stop saying a name.
@user-zh6qg5gg7n2 жыл бұрын
Lack of personality is a real issue though. I once went on a few dates with someone and my best description of their personality is soggy cardboard. Like... The more I talked to them, the more I realized they didn't have a single original idea or opinion... And everything discussed was 1 dimensional empty content. I kept going out with him because I thought I was the shallow one making too quick a judgement, but no... I wasted so much time.
@leahkrupnick22262 жыл бұрын
Tbh I think she made a good choice asking how they would swipe on her ex. I always wondered if the contestants got to see the person they might get paired up with and I would want to make sure there's mutual feelings
@kylasbitch2 жыл бұрын
"Honestly who says they're good with moms? I am good with parents though."
@sarahkmiller2 жыл бұрын
Oh Jordan, always the romantic
@dancelover23962 жыл бұрын
Jordan, our weeb juggalo king, has done it again
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
NO!!
@AirLight16462 жыл бұрын
I want Jordan to be in a Jubilee video so bad now
@TheAmityElf2 жыл бұрын
Jordan, you have such a charismatic video presence! I guess that's not news, since you've been in videos before, but it's cool to see you consistently posting to your own channel. You're really entertaining. I almost feel creepy commenting on all your stuff, but I want that young algorithm to pick you up. 🤗
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
thank you!!
@winkuswonkus2 жыл бұрын
jordan we all know you’re not 6’3. you’re more of a comfortable 4’5” yeah 4’5 exactly
@genericusername25982 жыл бұрын
i like to think he's not actually live and is just pretending
@dancorwin92322 жыл бұрын
That moment of dread in Jordan's eyes before he says "weeb moment" really hit me 😅
@cmm36992 жыл бұрын
I at first thought the video title said “ *Stabbing* Her Ex-Boyfriend For Fun”….I guess she does metaphorically do that to his back.
@kyrameowmeowmeow2 жыл бұрын
nick defense squad here to say he's 5'11" which is TALL love u nick jordan, your videos always make me laugh, and my girlfriend says you need to make more videos right now actually
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
no he's little small he's small
@leebobeebo2 жыл бұрын
nick is actually 11'5'' just saying
@kups50282 жыл бұрын
@@leebobeebo what no he's actually 15'1
@leebobeebo2 жыл бұрын
@@kups5028 you're so right omg i'm bad at math
@laura-rr3mm2 жыл бұрын
@@kups5028 but what if he’s.. not 💔
@nadadwella70932 жыл бұрын
I’d form a harem with literally anyone as long as the person we collectively date is Roberto 🤝
@rossamccloskey49702 жыл бұрын
Already in the S tier of KZfaqrs
@dorrinsotoudeh76312 жыл бұрын
The moment I heard “nick is famously short” I bolted down to see if he’s in the comments. I remain disappointed :(
@dorrinsotoudeh76312 жыл бұрын
But maybe there’s some light at the end of the tunnel 👀?
@irrationallyodd61992 жыл бұрын
he was too destroyed by the absolte critical hit jordan threw at him
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85912 жыл бұрын
he couldn't reach the keyboard
@thepharoahess12142 жыл бұрын
Literally my new favorite KZfaqr. "This is Jordan, I have only known him for 2 hours but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone and then myself"😐
@kitty0chan4442 жыл бұрын
THE SWIPING WHAT- they are literally treating them like objects-
@papajohn91332 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! It's another certified Jordan Adika classic!
@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a dating video/show I think about that time a serial killer entered a dating show along multiple other men, and in the end the woman chose him. However they never went on a date bc she got "weird vibes" from him, thank god for that. (He had committed mulptipe murders before entering the show and the cops were actively trying to identify the killer. Little did they know he was on live tv).
@kaitlynshort8702 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT SHOW
@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle2 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlynshort870 I didn't remember but I googled it. It was Rodney Alcala on "the dating game"
@@JordanAdika can't stop what I didn't start, it's all on you mate lol
@_thomas10312 жыл бұрын
@@spokeinlilac lol🤣
@whatwhat77982 жыл бұрын
Juggalo Jordan back at it again with another banger video hell yeah
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
wtf
@TheAmityElf2 жыл бұрын
The "good with moms" thing hit too close to home, because my mom once told me that my ex-boyfriend's mom told her that she wished we were still together because I was good for him. 😅
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
I've had something similar.. it's actually partly how I realised I was not really suited to being part of a couple: I was always getting on better with the guy's parents in the long run than with him. I wasn't making extra effort with the family or anything, but It was also tied into how I was too accepting and easy-going and passive, originally, and when problems started coming up they were very much kept in the couple and not aired, and so my good rep with family was maintained while the relationship got more and more distant... I'm just better at being alone, and realised I needed to be more assertive in getting into relationships, in retrospect. I didn't do either of us any favours being the way I was :-(
@lazariswann74832 жыл бұрын
Lmfao my mom did something similar it's so weird-
@gerenuk82452 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i dont understand. y is being more private bad?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
@@gerenuk8245 I don't think living in denial or putting on a false public front while things are increasingly problematic behind closed doors is healthy behaviour. That's kinda what I meant. Seriously, even my partners often didn't know how wide the gulf between us had grown. I would put up with stuff for a long time and then suddenly I would be outta there and they wouldn't know why.
@gerenuk82452 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ohhh I completely misunderstood. I see what you mean now, for the most part. I used to do the exact thing with people in general but I’m sure you’ll meet someone who will allow you to feel comfortable with expressing what hurts you, whether it be big problems or even something silly that just ticks you the wrong way. I didn’t think there was hope for me in that regard either but you have the strength in you to let people know what isn’t okay and you don’t have to put up with anything. Once you do that, the ball is in their park, and how they handle it (try to fix the problem OR just be dismissive) will let you know if they’re someone that is worth your time or not (this doesn’t have to be relationship wise only). If you truly find it peaceful to be alone, and theres not a part of you that wants to be in a relationship, that’s ok too! It can be really good to truly find yourself and figure out exactly what it is you want, so you’ll know your worth even more.
@evantraasdahl40402 жыл бұрын
Dennis spoke for the first time just for this video. Im glad to see him putting himself out there.
@WhatDoYouMeanBiThat2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of style JORDAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS A LIFE OR DEAGH SITUATION
@brandonbolden6822 жыл бұрын
I was definitely cringing super hard this whole jubilee video. The fact that his ex tried to sabotage any and every interaction didn't help... Plus Dennis kept referencing his IG when the chick is right in front of him..... get me out
@hewhoisme43432 жыл бұрын
"Do you know music", "Do you like style"
@forty_two42 Жыл бұрын
People are all different. With that said, I've been with my wife for 7 years. The idea that we would have friction from spending TOO MUCH time together is fucking insane. We are constantly shifting our schedules to spend more time together. Like we've lived together for 6 years but we both work and have hobbies. It's hard to find time to spend with with your partner so it blows my mind completely that the reason they broke up is too much time together. I'd sell a kidney to say "I have too much time with my wife"
@dancorwin92322 жыл бұрын
You know Jordan, if someone did mention their favorite band was the ARCS podcast, I would like that, because I'd know they have that relatable appreciation for bands that are incredibly good in their debut but then DISAPPEAR WITH NO MENTION OF A RETURN I'm sorry I'm not mad. You're great.
@anabelsama2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why someone will let their exes pick their new partners, I don't even want to see them, imaging letting them pick the person I am gonna date, h3ll no
@Gracehasyoutube2 жыл бұрын
“I like your style” Her: wearing the same thing as everyone else
@redundantmartyr2 жыл бұрын
Incredible that the end of the video was them making plans to...see who's better at putting on clothes? I am not convinced that any of these people are real, actual humans.
@WhatDoYouMeanBiThat2 жыл бұрын
The two dislikes on this video are from jubilee and denis
@MissFelice2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you in all variations of Cut and Jubilee videos. AND I hope you get picked in every love match and triumph as the best murderous liar, you know, all the important things.
@toadt0ad2 жыл бұрын
omg babe get up a new jordan video dropped
@alynsak2 жыл бұрын
Loving your content. You make me laugh even when I don't feel like it. Thank you. Hope you're doing well.
@chickenpoxfordinner2 жыл бұрын
the comment bit xD this new format is great Jordan, love to see you on my dash again!! Excited for the next Sad Boyz
@mcsl8tr382 жыл бұрын
"I don't even watch Naruto I just enjoy the lore" ... dw its okay to like Naruto
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought this was gonna be WAY more savage than it was, but actually was mostly pretty sweet!
@inkynewt2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the upload. Came in a quiet moment the anxiety about neurosurgery is creeping in again.
@halffacedbone2998 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced she was throwing dennis under the bus so they would date her instead
@Filbie2 жыл бұрын
2:03 of course you don’t know what it’s like to not have a personality when you’re oozing with charisma naturally lol
@ghostie20462 жыл бұрын
Nah if it’s a serial killer one or any shady one you have to get an author to be the imposter. The amount of random shady knowledge they have is terrifying
@kaemincha2 жыл бұрын
"why am i talking about naruto" me in every conversation with my friends, 4 hours in
@chilltater9702 жыл бұрын
saying I love theeeeeem like that is the epitome of passive aggressive shade.
@sydneyberzon41632 жыл бұрын
i find it funny when people say they need someone who is good with their family, as if everyone has the choice to have a healthy home life or to spend the rest of their life with people who sincerely enjoy the hobby of causing trauma.
@eyeiaye2 жыл бұрын
Loving the KZfaq content, Jordan! You're such a homie and I know you'll pop off on this platform. And your sweater is dope
@drizzydrake13232 жыл бұрын
i literally refuse to refer to myself as anything other than a *checks hand* "Wonky Donkey" every again 😭😭😭
@graceross5252 жыл бұрын
Truly and honestly my favourite commentary channel
@sklerpo2 жыл бұрын
i’m good with moms as in i will leave you for your mother
@charlidwyer2 жыл бұрын
9:03 ... that escalated so fast
@FrancesBaconandEggs2 жыл бұрын
There’s a Cut video where toxic exes play Fear Pong and it’s absolutely glorious. Like you end up hoping they get back together.
@nikalive12 жыл бұрын
Jordan I’ll date you just so we can break up and go on this show
@TheJuliGuz2 жыл бұрын
Jordan's "What are you doing??" in a high pitched voice gave me that serotonin boost I needed for today.
@blue41552 жыл бұрын
the others get put in squid game I was screeching 💀
@littlewillowlinda2 жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be good when the first sentence makes you choke on your coffee 😂
@Narniangirl17 Жыл бұрын
People with 'no personality' is a legit thing. They're usually people who just can't hold a conversation to save their lives. Along the lines of "What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?" and they just say "not much." Or you try to ask them about their interests and it's like...nothing. I would Enjoy discussing the merits of a final season of TV with someone. It's the people who don't have any interests/hobbies, who aren't informed and don't care about politics/society, who just don't have a lot of thoughts and opinions in general that have no personality.
@mimsygoodcat34492 жыл бұрын
Jordan you're such a precious person. I love your humour; I'm scottish so the sarcasm is mwah delicious 😋
@skylestia2 жыл бұрын
a lack of personality is me! i don't know much about pop culture and i don't like watching movies or tv so it's hard to break the ice with me and thus im very boring 👉😎👉
@ArtsyHumanbean2 жыл бұрын
I heard “someone who likes no music” and I was very uncomfty
@BL_K92 жыл бұрын
jordan is like if a triangle was a handsome genius comedian god /lh
@pokemonfanthings44442 жыл бұрын
“I never watched Naruto, I just enjoy the lore” is me with Phineas and Ferb ever since I started following Dan Povenmire on KZfaq
@amanda56652 жыл бұрын
"Who did you choose?" NGL I chose the tall blonde girl from the start, you know, before I even got to know anyone, sorry. Still want to date?
@marar98072 жыл бұрын
this video is great and i love your style/design choices,,, I can't help but notice the perfect little sun shining in the top left picture frame
@robbiekeen26442 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the editor! I wasn't planning to have this on my main screen, but that kept me turning back
@lazariswann74832 жыл бұрын
The being good with parents is such a cis het thing like so many LGBTQ+ ppl can't get along with family because their family members won't accept them as persons so it's kind of an itchy requirement for me.
@gerenuk82452 жыл бұрын
yea and just privileged and entitled in general
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
Fr like when she asked that I was just sitting there like; ‘do people have a preference???’ Like how is not having a good relationship with parents a downside for some people
@veronicaguilamoreyes4 ай бұрын
2:24 I’m obsessed with this ! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😭
@OtherBlueGirl2 жыл бұрын
The Arcs mention…my heart! I would love another season of Arcs!
@king_worm21442 жыл бұрын
same! was not emotionally prepared for the arcs pod mention
@pretsal49552 жыл бұрын
You're right, video description, parents WILL never understand
@shanayekh9345 Жыл бұрын
I feel like that bootleg color blocked “trying my best” sweater smelled like the dollar store and y’all know EXACTLY what smell I’m talking about 😂
@SanFranFan302 жыл бұрын
There is a second part here where he choses a date for her.
@CallMeKinky2 жыл бұрын
I'm confused because did he actually choose the finalist or did his ex?! 🤯
@chilling2themax2 жыл бұрын
hope youre planning on collabing with danny at some point. you and him have really great comedic chemistry from what ive seen. and itll rake in those cheap parasitic views 🔥fr tho not kidding.
@belle87322 жыл бұрын
god i love jordan this is too funny
@marsp.16202 жыл бұрын
excited to see a new upload!
@valealuna36252 жыл бұрын
The lack of personality as a yellow flag is probably what I like to describe as "npc-energy". Kinda like when someone behaves like an npc, as in either always having the same opinion as the people surrounding them, or always having the opposing opinion. And an additional trait that people with high npc energy share is that you cant help but feel like they despawn as soon as you get out of sight. Kinda like those people That you only see in one specific setting that always talk about the same thing. You never see them anywhere else and they never talk about anything else. As if they just despawn when you arent around
@moxbby45852 жыл бұрын
"I didn't even watch Naruto. I'm just interested in the *LORE*" That's how I consume like all media and then I might go actually watch/read it lmao
@natasha69202 жыл бұрын
Jordan your commentary is so funny I'm so glad you have your own channel
@tardybloomer2 жыл бұрын
14:48 this is exactly how my conversations with people go 😭
@BradTalksFilm11 ай бұрын
rip tall girl, if my ex passed up the tall girl i woulda been pissed!
@Lizking_142 жыл бұрын
It could just be my eyes…. But did Dennis show up with like.. fading hickeys in his neck