Jose Cuervo Review: I AM NOT AN ANGRY DRUNK!
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Күн бұрынThe perfect tequila for when you want an unforgettable night out that you absolutely won't remember.
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@sampsondriedger2027 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that PV3 repeatedly *swishes* 40%+ alcohol? That aside...We love PV3. Take care of yourself as best you can.
@mc_creates3499 2 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until your gums recede 😂
@joogergo1 2 жыл бұрын
It's basically mouthwash, but tastes worse... For the most part, at least what PV3 drinks probably tastes worse than Listerine
@JamesMcchicken 2 жыл бұрын
You should watch the ever clear episode. I hurt watching him swish that
@valentinkugler9189 2 жыл бұрын
cant afford toothpaste anymore, brush ya teeth with this stuff
@hoginava1315 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m also shock what he’s willing to swish around lmao
@randalljames1366 2 жыл бұрын
The smell of Jose takes me right back to worshipping the porcelain throne. #algorithm
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
And your congregation grows larger every year.
@retromodernart4426 8 ай бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy Your review of a fine mezcal chased with swallowing the "worm" would be quite grand...
@amyomeara9877 2 жыл бұрын
"like a couple aggressively making out in a booth at Sizzlers, and management doesn't know how to ask them to stop." Priceless!
@derpderpus6075 2 жыл бұрын
"Smells like a couple aggressively making out in a booth to Hoobastank" I love this guy, he's hilarious. You can crash at my place anytime, PV3. As soon as I find one.
@andrewgarcia3136 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever have a home again pv3 is welcome to any couch or guest bed.
@syme9925 2 жыл бұрын
He can park his car behind my laundromat any time.
@luismuzquiz 2 жыл бұрын
Hahhahha
@christianwallis8285 2 жыл бұрын
This man really swished straight tequila without flinching He really doesn’t fear God
@celaesthetic 2 жыл бұрын
The Great Value quality shirt really ices the cake on the unemployment lore.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Hey now! That's one of my best shirts!
@DarkPatu 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy well, now at least I'm sure.
@boberson83 Жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy that just proves his point
@misswilwarin8829 2 жыл бұрын
I smile every time I watch a PV3 video. Combination of a little insanity and a lot of honesty.
@misswilwarin8829 2 жыл бұрын
I'd also love to know what the whiteboard says in the background.
@jamit2u 2 жыл бұрын
Health Department or local ER numbers for alcohol poisoning?
@pcase74 2 жыл бұрын
“Get your little rat fingers off my Jose Cuervo “ -PVIIIs Dad Probably
@TrevinBlade 2 жыл бұрын
José Cuervo: For those times you just wanna start an impromptu dog fighting ring in your backyard
@BboyFlimsy 2 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this while chugging Colt 45 Double Malt and plowing thru some Cheetos Paws, because I just got nothing left in me. I feel among my people here.
@chuckfinley6747 2 жыл бұрын
Going out on a limb here and saying Dean disappearance had something to do with a Jose Cuervo blackout. Maybe he’s “lost” in Mexico. Maybe he came at someone when they were 8 shots deep and got dealt with. We will never know. Love you PV3 and can be an alibi if need be.
@DanielVance 2 жыл бұрын
Spittoon along for the whole ride this episode! And you have to love that Spittoon always hits their mark.
@JJop123 2 жыл бұрын
man, if PV3 did stand up, I'd come out to a show. He has amazing delivery!
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words! If I can't get a sommelier job, maybe I'll hit up some open mics!
@andrewgarcia3136 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy do both?
@borisvandruff7532 2 жыл бұрын
That cough after the second swish SCREAMS “I went to theater school and decided instead to drink and teach people about booze for a living.” Love you, PV3.
@cowboycole.4554 2 жыл бұрын
You can see him thinking about his life decisions as he looks at the shot
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, trepidation and regret somehow perfectly balanced.
@sayonarajames5165 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy As all things should be.
@108mle 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear… the insight into the motives for pouring the shot… We’re here for you PV3😬
@hosonitz 2 жыл бұрын
Hoobastank reference was out of left field. There’s depth to this guy’s humor. Just watched the cursing at the bottle as you spit…holy crap your material is so funny.
@NuclearTopSpot 2 жыл бұрын
7:29 with every PVIII video, my fragile heterosexuality crumbles jet a bit more
@cameronbatko 2 жыл бұрын
PV3 reads the comments! Gotta keep the algorithm happy! #prayers4dean
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Yes he does! I do. Not as in “I do”, I meant “that’s true.”
@ninjabreadman8166 2 жыл бұрын
The PV3 Nation would help you fight all of the Disney mascots, King
@valiantabello 2 жыл бұрын
I got dibs on Pluto.
@UnholyGTX 2 жыл бұрын
PV3 the one man who is perfectly ok with getting absolutely trashed on KZfaq for views. I applaud you my good sir, I applaud your dedication to the craft.
@manygameboi8277 2 жыл бұрын
whow this is a bang up video my man PV3. Lovin the content. Keep it up. Great moves. Proud of you.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
You are very kind!
@billyjoe9695 Жыл бұрын
Love this mans videos, him saying what stuff pairs with is my favorite!
@ThePatriotsrule1 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I seriously love recommending your channel to my friends, yes it's old fashioned word of mouth, and well, copied and pasted links but my word man you're fantastic
@jasonsilva3088 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the Sizzler reference, brings back childhood memories!
@peteou8126 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video. 👍 Keep them coming.
@pthaynes 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that a man could invent such an amazing character while sleeping in his car.
@devonmiller636 2 жыл бұрын
I’d buy that calendar.
@stevecooper7883 2 жыл бұрын
Where is it, Prescot??? Where is it???
@brocklewis7624 2 жыл бұрын
Man we are all looking forward to a PV4 one day. Can’t wait to watch that lil man’s Juul pods reviews at the age of 9 from the back seat of his electric scooter.
@4GivenbyIam 2 жыл бұрын
I love this dang channel and love PV3 even more!!
@Danny_mahi 2 жыл бұрын
How come PV3 doesn't have his own Netflix show , I mean come on he's a natural comedian, he needs more recognition.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure how many more times I can call them, I'd hate to have a cease and desist from good ole Netflix.
@SamInfectedSt0rm 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy But then there's Cinemax so....
@Psy-Krow 2 жыл бұрын
I could not have guessed to pair comedy with Sommelier. Every notification of an upload brings a smile and every video a laugh. #prayers4dean
@foobar3682 2 жыл бұрын
love your work, funny every time :D
@davidp2888 2 жыл бұрын
Someone has to drink at 10 on a Sunday morning. That someone is PVIII.
@Aegoram 2 жыл бұрын
I understand that PVIII is technically more correct than PV3, but I can only read it as Prescott 8.
@andynewhouse 2 жыл бұрын
"speaking of sleeping in a car, Jose Cuervo!" Good stuff. And I want to know more about this calendar!
@andrewgarcia3136 2 жыл бұрын
Jose Carvo
@Somelucky 2 жыл бұрын
This brings me back to my first year at college. There should be no confusion as to why it was also the last.
@lisecreed6749 2 жыл бұрын
Vodka shots = dancing on the table. Tequila shots = crying on the curb.
@rodaeo 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Dean is okay on his extended vacation!#prayersfordean #algorithm
@daviduliana9950 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear that Phoebe and Abbey are back.
@melonrain6862 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I MAY have made some questionable decisions when “ enjoying “ tequila, buuuuttttt my worst decisions came from drinking Mescale. Mescale is the devil in a bottle….change my mind. Also, thanks PV3 for taking the hard hits for us. May you find a permanent home soon. Lol
@undeaddreadlord1 2 жыл бұрын
Prayers for dean. Its vids like these that make me proud of the pv3 nation. #algorithm
@1myfriendjohn 2 жыл бұрын
I have never had Jose before but I know tequilla and that she makes me bow to the porcelain gods everytime!
@jmankman4671 Жыл бұрын
Love your content
@AndrewBugatti 2 жыл бұрын
Great review
@michaellowery928 Жыл бұрын
PV3,,,he says what we think we shouldn't! Keep ;em coming!
@danielrossi1277 7 ай бұрын
When you said you and i know, its not. Got me remembering back to all the times ive thrown up, and lemme tell ya it doesn't taste any better coming back up.
@dpault 2 жыл бұрын
My very first hangover was Jose and Bartles and Jaymes. That was over 30 years ago. I can still remember how little I remember.
@eastonalecsandreephiccza6975 2 жыл бұрын
this is one of the channels that one can give a "thumbs up" before having watched a new video
@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 жыл бұрын
3:10, 4:32, 5:12 damn, not even Malort inspired such a reaction. 4:15 I WANT TO SEE THAT SOMMELIER BOUDOIR CALENDAR.
@moswantdone8926 2 жыл бұрын
Best thing on KZfaq by far 😂😂
@gmobb4773 Жыл бұрын
Subbed this was gold
@laddyboy123 2 жыл бұрын
You can see the chaos beginning to crack through PV3's polished veneer here... He blames the tequila, but I feel there are some deeper magma chambers on the move. When he does blow, may PV3 nation help him to a reasonably safe landing.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, 'beginning'?
@therealjoal 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy yeah you've been at it since episode 4 lol great work on the vids!
@laddyboy123 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy I think it is a combination of the ill-fitting "wrinkle free" shirt that has creases on it similar to ones fresh out of a package direct from Kohl's with the aggressive swearing after each taste. I caught the notes of rage there with hints wanting to reclaim your life. There is a lot of anger there, Preston. The "price of nice" can be costly...
@darklanser 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out that it's September 20 and not one single dislike on this video with 1.5k likes. That right there is worthy...as are you PV3!!!
@MrKajithecat 2 жыл бұрын
Roll-up windows are the superior windows if you ever had to foot the mechanic bill for rewiring.
@johnnycampbell3422 2 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@DarkPatu 2 жыл бұрын
José was definitely what I reached for new years eve 2005 after I just emptied myself and obviously needed to replace it.
@jamit2u 2 жыл бұрын
The nation is always proud of you PV3
@keawarren 2 жыл бұрын
Hypnotized by the shininess of that shirt.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Got itself a sheen, don't it?
@susanabrams7916 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god!!! You’re killing me!!! 🤣
@christinesmith9955 2 жыл бұрын
PV3!!!! This made my work day. Also can you please review Malta Goya 🇵🇷🇵🇷
@darthtace 2 жыл бұрын
Straight man... Still curious about the calendar.
@EFBald 2 жыл бұрын
YAAAASSSSS!!! SHOTS!!!
@philkelsen3872 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the PVIV baby review 🤞
@calebrp02 2 жыл бұрын
I love this man
@mickmcanitube4999 2 жыл бұрын
"Being there doing that" Words to live by
@Redn87 2 жыл бұрын
Right On!!! It’s not SAUZA, but you finally did a tequila. Good for you. Plus if you need a place to stay I live In Fresno , Ca. Renting out a room.
@EyesOfByes 2 жыл бұрын
Brings back memories. I think...
@neildolan3700 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to find the calendar.
@angelatarrance1896 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see the boudoir calendar please. ♥️
@germx1488 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh the practicality of the manual windows you sold me on it.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
When you can't rely on your battery, it becomes a luxury.
@germx1488 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy 🤣 FACTS!
@Utubesuperstar 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy sometimes the old ways are best
@seosamh433 2 жыл бұрын
Please try Coolabah boxed wine!!! Or chinese grain alcohol!
@batman81022 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Prescott Vanmeyer III I'm only half way into the video and gotta ask, are you okay??
@rileyh212 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see the Apothic wine series be reviewed. Either rapid fire or just flat out reviewed.
@Grantz904 2 жыл бұрын
We hope one day there will be a PV4
@sethbarber9402 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@sandykrell2976 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever I can do to help these videos coming. It’s like a series that I can’t wait for the next episode to come out!! #Algorithm #bestincomedy
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sandy!
@kathyerickson9402 2 жыл бұрын
Is the jazzy soundtrack new? If so, well done! Who would be dranking this? Apparently me? I spit a few too many Cuervo shots to hear any soundtrack before watching past videos. (By the way, I think we'd all buy that Wine Sommelier calendar.)
@derekw9724 2 жыл бұрын
The more PV3 lore I get, the further I recede from reality
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Come back, Derek! We need you!
@davidbrown-vd5wo 2 жыл бұрын
Casa bonita? Hmmm looks like pv3 is near Denver CO?
@Vincentl2189 2 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@mikekozi-lester3887 Жыл бұрын
Is that a sweet one like the Goldie Locks 🔒 one
@Christopher_Wheeler 2 жыл бұрын
I always comment twice for PV3…
@ericcarabetta1161 2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for noticing my roll down windows." 🤣
@Goldeader 2 жыл бұрын
Need him to try cask strength bourbon.
@adog1233 2 жыл бұрын
Nice shout out to Hoobastank. Tequila makes me feel pretty warm.
@luismuzquiz 2 жыл бұрын
Hi from Mexico. Try the Dobel Diamante Tequila.
@XploitationRR 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody find me a copy of that calendar.
@amysanchez340 2 жыл бұрын
I must say u may be on to something 749 likes and no dislikes....u r on it buddy 💯💯💯💯😅😅😅😅
@MosierMan1 2 жыл бұрын
YOU KNEW IT HAD TO HAPPEN
@TheycallmeZQ 2 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@aldo9923 2 жыл бұрын
You deserve so many more views #algorithm
@Toostupid2read 2 жыл бұрын
We can only imagine what kinda berserk beast PV3 turns into once Mr Cuervo gets to his ear. Im praying for Dean...
@gusbailey68 2 жыл бұрын
Love the cough.
@davidh8478 2 жыл бұрын
"Speaking of sleeping in your car.....José Cuervo "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. One liner after one liner after one liner. PV3 Cannot Miss!
@YUFlysofast 2 жыл бұрын
Nice vod
@felixthedogspar 2 жыл бұрын
I don't even drink, and this series is amazing! #algorithm
@carlosenriquez2092 2 жыл бұрын
I wish we had sizlers in Texas I mis them.
@aaron670 2 жыл бұрын
On one hand I assume the whole backstory is fictitious but on the other hand people only get that funny through some rough life experiences.
@mmmaxwell5374 2 жыл бұрын
Pairs with lime and having a good time.
@TheSlaterZolo 2 жыл бұрын
The fact he swished that at all is wild. Well done PV3
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