It's an election year. I'm glad I found your live series😂😂
@carolinanotthest87 ай бұрын
going to one of your shows is on my bucket list! cant wait to see you get so big that my comment would for sure be lost in the sea of flowers you receive
@keabetswemolelekeng83577 ай бұрын
The waiting time to start is so much shorter than the 1st one 😆💪😆 2:08
@angelbivins55087 ай бұрын
"Outside is right there," 😂😂😂😂
@wontnotawill13567 ай бұрын
You think its bad when someone enjoys telling you youre late and you missed with malice in their heart at the airport, thats how the receptionist at the methadone clinic behaves when you are one minute late. And she dosent even listen to your reasoning, when there is often nowhere to park without getting towed. (so you can get there 10min early and be late) She tried to force me to wait an hour for a counciler when I had jury duty in 30min and didnt relent till I started shouting her bosses name.
@MariAna-fj6nt7 ай бұрын
Düsseldorf, Germany! Come to us, Josh! ❤ I'm a gate agent at the airport. It breaks my heart when passengers are late cause they were "in the bathroom" for an hour 😂
@mbairekamau306 ай бұрын
Why doesn't KZfaq have a way to hear fans laughing watching this😂😂😂😂 I love you Josh
@chern99957 ай бұрын
Either Greenville SC, Asheville NC, or Cherokee NC. I can and will catch you in all of these spots. Hopefully I can see you soon.
@tavianthomas44027 ай бұрын
Please please come to Chicago!
@TheXenoEnder7 ай бұрын
So to make sense of the science involved with the mice, I suspect in this case they're testing their response to something we already know about them *because* we know how they would respond in nature. What they're testing here is likely whether or not the VR itself is effective at simulating nature enough to get accurate responses that we would expect to see in nature so that we can decide how useful the technology will be in testing their behavior in experiments that are more difficult to observe/reproduce/control in nature.
@lizhowerton8957 ай бұрын
Useless pointless waste of our tax dollars as usual
@neotheboxer7 ай бұрын
Sad they test on creatures that cannot consent
@ernestpeele72827 ай бұрын
Yeah,but why?
@Woosaidthat7 ай бұрын
@@lizhowerton895is it always tax dollars?
@Woosaidthat7 ай бұрын
Like Josh said- “outside is right there!!!”
@beardoodle98357 ай бұрын
Love your comedy, Josh! If you want to add another California city to your tour 😅, please consider Sacramento! We'd love to see you! 💜
@sashanick95337 ай бұрын
Oh don’t mind me just dancing 💃🏽 to the intro!! Keep it up Josh!!
@ragantate39957 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@Woosaidthat7 ай бұрын
I thought it was just me 😂😅
@OthelloBoulevard7 ай бұрын
Way to go, dude. Stay up.
@Magzlareyna7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤Please come to Tampa Florida ❤❤❤❤
@bobbyvegas97127 ай бұрын
That intro TO DA BEAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@brandontyson46547 ай бұрын
It is nice.
@JeremyAndersonBoise7 ай бұрын
I noticed. Slaps, especially for a livestream prelude.
@ragantate39957 ай бұрын
I agree
@kashkdeekonk99517 ай бұрын
mwaki🔥🔥
@BookNerd4Music7 ай бұрын
"You really have to go down to go up" = Josh Johnson, 2024 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@merp92117 ай бұрын
I love it when you’re Live. 😊
@elsvaughn79597 ай бұрын
Have a great week, Josh! I realllly hope that you get more tour dates a little bit closer to me soon! ❤
@universaldollie7 ай бұрын
Greetings from The Canary Islands.
@alewisscott2 ай бұрын
Oh my, why am I just finding out about this broadcast!! It's like bonus standup content, it's great! Josh is a gem, protect him at all costs. 😊
@user-jw4td8vm6u7 ай бұрын
Please come to Minneapolis. I've watched your come up for years now. It would be an honor to see you live.
@jenniferdoney71897 ай бұрын
So happy you came to MONTANA!!!! Thank you!!!!
@GnightOwl7 ай бұрын
I'm so happy to see you consistent Josh Good vibes always
@MeowMeowBeansReturns7 ай бұрын
Please come to Austin and Denver!
@JoshJohnsonComedy6 ай бұрын
www.capcitycomedy.com/events/88686
@Eli-ep9mq7 ай бұрын
Please come to Houston Josh! My girl and I would be front row seaters!
@_rekk7 ай бұрын
Gonna see you in Raleigh! Will be my first time in a comedy club 🎉
@nerfherder42847 ай бұрын
👍🏻 keep it up Josh ✌🏻
@starlmo7 ай бұрын
Go to Charlotte NC too man
@deedeesmexilife8617 ай бұрын
I love that, the dog made it rain unusable bills 😂😂😂😂. He didn't know
@teshicacaldwell18687 ай бұрын
Chicago ❤
@omextracts7 ай бұрын
Looking forward to this weekly good news!
@geecollins49157 ай бұрын
Texas watching ❤
@AlwaysAndForever77 ай бұрын
To your point about vets - my dog ate a whole platter of salted chocolate pretzels and I called the emergency after hours line, and my vet at the time was first of all pissed, and second of all was like she’ll be fine, leave me the fuck alone (paraphrasing). Like excuse meeee???? 😂
@SEOshogun7 ай бұрын
Omg my dog ate 4 oreos while I carelessly left them unattended 😮. He was fine but while researching it, I found a lady say that when it happened to her dog, the vet gave her dog a a little hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting. Like from a syringe squirt down the throat
@janzibrown7 ай бұрын
Wait how is that fine? I'm confused? Isn't chocolate dangerous?
@bleepbloop4047 ай бұрын
@@janzibrownit is. But it also depends on the amount of chocolate vs amount of dog. If its a big ass dog, they can survive eating *some* chocolate. So... its probably better to figure out what toxicity levels they can handle for their breed/weight/relevant medical history instead of acting like the tiniest drop is going to OD your dog
@elaexplorer7 ай бұрын
It depends on the type of chocolate and the size of the dog.
@sherribrock27267 ай бұрын
When growing up (1970’s), I had a dog that somehow got into our lower kitchen cabinet that had the bag of chocolate chips reserved for my Tollhouse cookies. I think he left me enough for one cookie. Neither his appetite nor his behavior changed whatsoever. I was 10 and followed him around probably for the next 24 hrs. so afraid he was going to die!
@hayleyhellbound95137 ай бұрын
You couldn’t pay me 5 years worth of dock fees to take any boat.
@ragantate39957 ай бұрын
That part
@nicoleono39817 ай бұрын
Omg I've been a fan from the first time I saw you on KZfaq ❤❤ You should totally come to Omaha, Nebraska, it's not as bad as you probably think it is LOL
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
www.etix.com/ticket/p/67392926/josh-johnson-omaha-funny-bone-comedy-club-omaha Here’s the link for Omaha
@thisisit3337 ай бұрын
Portland and PNW! 🌲😂😂❤#joshjohnsonGoodNews even better laughs! It’s like chatting with a friend. Thanks for voicing my thoughts re the poor little mice. Talk about torture trauma. We already know about Freeze Flight or Fight. Seriously why?! Lmfao
@elkronnie65007 ай бұрын
+1 for PDX, but err, maybe not rn lol Can't even leave my house smh
@silliepixie7 ай бұрын
Saw you in Denver. Fantastic show! Would love for you to come back!
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
Denver just went on sale now. Tickets are available here www.comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson
@vinci.allensteward6 ай бұрын
Omg! Please make this a regular show! You're SOO great! Thank you, Josh! Stay well ...ps. Denver is waiting 😜💜
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
Denver just went on sale now. Tickets are available here www.comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson
@vinci.allensteward4 ай бұрын
Thank you for the update, Josh! Ecstatic to see you in July! 🎉
@Aba_Ifeoma7 ай бұрын
Hi Josh! Catching the replay. Love your stand up and podcast. I also really miss you and Dulce Sloan every Friday! Please come to Mexico City!
@giafogg71827 ай бұрын
LOVE you! Boosting the algorithm but also true. 🥰🙌
@Sunny.J7 ай бұрын
Woot woot I’m listening from Thailand 🇹🇭 you’re rockin on fleek 😂🎉
@alicedombrowskidombrowski55656 ай бұрын
I am from Waupaca, WI. I love your comedy. I am 82 years young and discovered you on Facebook.
@sunnydayz40407 ай бұрын
Come to Tampa Fl!
@user-ib7bq7un2w7 ай бұрын
I really enjoy your comedy,your are awesome thank you for making me laugh 😂😂😂😂
@ernestpeele72827 ай бұрын
Ditto
@DarkHarlequin7 ай бұрын
"I want to look like this when I grow up!" - Josh Johnson, 34 year old man 😋 ... look Josh I feel ya! I'm in my later 30s now, I constantly get estimated at late 20s, BEST I can do beard wise is a goatee and part of me is still waiting for me to start looking like one of those manly 'woodcutter' models from the ads any day now. But we gotta face it... that's not happening. We can stay healthy, work out and probably look 5-10 younger than we are. But the whole 'manly mens men' thing... it just ain't gonna happen to us any more. We got what we got 😉😁❤
@runoz28397 ай бұрын
omgosh Josh has a dimple... 😘 Josh is hilarious! 1. maybe ol' enemies 🤣 2. I'm coming to you, whether you like it or not 😅
@jessikacutts39867 ай бұрын
20 years. Thought my dad was lying to me for 20 years. Kangaroos fucking punch.
@thebelligerentbostonian75247 ай бұрын
I don't see BOSTON on that list! 😲
@evanreed53477 ай бұрын
Australia to Canada in the Winter would probably make me lash out randomly also😂
@Zuginator7 ай бұрын
Federal Law states that if you have 51% of a bill (or just have the serial number) the Fed is required to accept it for replacement.
@call-me-C7 ай бұрын
watchin from Chi town burbs
@Sufferingnomad7 ай бұрын
Las Vegas!!!
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
Vegas is on sale now. Here’s the link town-square.wiseguyscomedy.com/shows/258912
@Sufferingnomad4 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy Thank you!! See you on the 1st.
@Luv4music11236 ай бұрын
Come to Montreal!
@8Platinum86 ай бұрын
I like the comment you made when you said you were comfortable and knew who you were / STAY YOURSELF
@Facebones23917 ай бұрын
Love these live chats. I never go see comedy but if you come to Virginia Beach my ass is showing up.
@hhhsp9517 ай бұрын
It feels like he's doing a set but there ain't no audience so it just feels like he being funny at the mirror ngl, but it's good! He pulls it off!
@J.Battles7 ай бұрын
I'll see you here in Raleigh! Do you meet and greet before the shows or after?
@JoshJohnsonComedy6 ай бұрын
Yes
@kathleenmcfarlane25557 ай бұрын
I dreamt about being in the matrix when I was 5 years old (1975). Then they made a movie about it and I didn't feel so weird.
@mariafernandaames49117 ай бұрын
LOL from Cordoba, Argentina
@dbennettfreeling7 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Thank you for doing this!!!!
@mehdimanca7 ай бұрын
About the mouse VR study, I had the same reaction when scientists taught monkeys in the lab about incime inequality by giving one monkey fewer grapes than another for the same task 😂 so horridly cruel to these poor innocent creatures 😂
@LindaC6167 ай бұрын
Cucumber instead of grape. Eventually, they got their turn
@teresasavi88217 ай бұрын
Josh needs input on his pinball style. He has the hands to play the game. It’s not a thumb game. It’s all fingers that can be exchanged as you flip the flippers… plus, pinball is in the hips. Not heavy hips just light body motions that assist your hand play.. seriously. If you find yourself in Vegas go to the Pinball Museum. They have all types of games. It’s a wonderful place to hang out at
@JeremyAndersonBoise7 ай бұрын
Facts
@elsvaughn79597 ай бұрын
Please tell me that he brings pinball up at some point lol There we go 😅 I was worried
@jadedknightly7 ай бұрын
Ireland... and we'd love ya to come do a show here!
Regarding 100-lb lapdogs, like most "dog issues," it's actually an owner issue: when the dog is a puppy, they put the dog on their laps. The dog learns that the lap is a great place to be, and they don't really understand things have changed when they get too big. Dogs like routine and stability, so they'll generally want to keep doing whatever you teach them to do when they're young. If you have a large breed dog, you know it's going to be big. So don't put it in your lap as a puppy. It's really not that hard! Most of my dogs have been large, and I taught them to sit next to me when they were puppies. Shock of all shocks, none of them have ever tried to get into anyone's laps when they grow up. 😱
@SEv3NSiNz7 ай бұрын
Come to Wisconsin my dude!!
@runoz28397 ай бұрын
@5:40 yep true... especially when they seen you coming from a mile away like yeah, here's my chance to get em'... " MISERY LOVES COMPANY " BUT KEEP SMILIN JOSH, people's ignorance are small things to a GIANT !!!
@LeanMeanAsianCuisine7 ай бұрын
COME TO BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON
@CitizenOverwatch7 ай бұрын
Come do a show in Phnom Penh please
@chern99957 ай бұрын
Josh if you have not been offered the job with the daily show by now, then I fear the producers are asleep at the wheel. I love your comedy because its real. Life is funny. You have a knack for speaking to all walks and finding the common denominator in all of us. Keep it up.
@7tzn9897 ай бұрын
Will you come to Europe😢? Specifically Germany 😅
@DazzOne20127 ай бұрын
Hope you could come to Dallas Fort Worth this year soon.
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
improvtx.com/arlington/comic/josh+johnson/ here’s the link for Arlington
@Zuginator7 ай бұрын
Medford, MA. We have our own theater, It's just north of Boston. It has WAY better parking than the city center.
@aaroncrockett32357 ай бұрын
I watched you before the Afro, it’s beautiful to see you from young adult to grown ass Man
@booboobaggins047 ай бұрын
bro is working his ass off to position himself as a late night host. AND HE IS NAILING IT.
@booboobaggins047 ай бұрын
btw, lead paint was outlawed in the US in 1978. probably a similar time frame for Canada
@HazelwithaZ7 ай бұрын
Hi from Michigan! Sorry it's not a postcard, tho 😉
@TheRiskyBrothers7 ай бұрын
So yea the animal testing is definitely a controversial thing in science. It seems like the study was more just on "can we make VR that will fool mice?" It's definitely not great to scare mice for shits and giggles, but future studies could use something like this to test anxiety meds without actually putting the mouse in danger, which is better. Definitely agree that the mice never asked for this, and I don't do the kind of science that does animal testing and I'm glad I don't have to. I support the Mouszilla project wholeheartedly.
@naomi54957 ай бұрын
…but wouldn’t that whole potential study re testing anxiety meds just point out the whole problem with anxiety medication as a concept? Like if you have anxiety because something is trying to kill you or something objectively terrible is happening then…well, that’s supposed to happen and medication is unlikely to override thousands of years of evolution to any real extent. It would point out how laughable it is that we medicate humans in objectively terrible social situations with poor housing, poor medical care access, high living costs etc. As if the biological instinct to be worried when you have low social status as a fancy primate is the problem that we’re going to solve. Maybe we could just improve living circumstances? Humans are exhausting. Anyway, yes - thanks for your comment as I was really searching for any ideas on why.
@tonysangster79477 ай бұрын
The world has gone crazy...now you trying to be Carrot Top? Build that muscle, avoid the plastic surgery though man. Love your comedy, keep it coming! From Ontario, Canada.
@MonkPatriot7 ай бұрын
Worcester MA!
@mbairekamau306 ай бұрын
I agree the scientists out here abusing mice
@vic36707 ай бұрын
patiently waiting in detroit ..
@ernestpeele72827 ай бұрын
We get plenty of quality comedy here!!!
@NickLyttle7 ай бұрын
Detroit Michigan yo!
@mwatts-riley26887 ай бұрын
Chicago!!!! ⚾. You're a hoot n hollo' . Your clean humor, inclusiveness, and your genuine ❤ humanity, is great fun, a huge stress reliever. ⚾ Get er done! M. IL. USA. 😷
@bbrowngrooms7 ай бұрын
Charlottesville, Virginia!
@jessikacutts39867 ай бұрын
Them boats haunted.
@jojodeco2467 ай бұрын
Split squats will humble you like no other. Keep going 💪🏽
@tylrgram7 ай бұрын
Come to San Diego!!!!!
@JoshJohnsonComedy4 ай бұрын
San Diego went on sale today. Get tickets at americancomedyco.com/search?q=josh+johnson
@GG_607 ай бұрын
Davenport, Iowa ❤
@Therealbrucedeal7 ай бұрын
Come to Milwaukee!
@rachelpoitras22897 ай бұрын
Come to Charleston, SC!
@phoenixstory246 ай бұрын
Come to Munich.
@ninaschultz69226 ай бұрын
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@XxPushoverxX7 ай бұрын
I can totally see cruises being cheaper than rent these days 😂
@thebritons7 ай бұрын
Reads title excited to watch live... then realizes you meant 7PM EST :)
@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan60837 ай бұрын
lol same 😂😂😂
@ZappyRedstone7 ай бұрын
Hi from Orlando! Tons of really good locations here to do comedy. Also you can visit gatorland...
@universaldollie7 ай бұрын
😊 I've seen Gatorland.
@kathleenmcfarlane25557 ай бұрын
It was a carnival cruise where everyone got Noro virus.
@zanyhands297 ай бұрын
Comics sometimes come to Ithaca, NY is only 3 hours from buffalo. I’d go to your show.
@TheSinginSmash7 ай бұрын
Come to Magooby's outside of Baltimore, Maryland
@ladragonnedejardin45937 ай бұрын
Colorado!
@etfrancis58866 ай бұрын
Come to Spokane!!
@wadeammons71717 ай бұрын
Listening from Milwaukee, make it up here! It’s okay if you wait until it’s warmer though. Understandable.