😂 well done 👏

CABINET TRUTHERS UNITE 🎉

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Indian in the cupboard was an inside job

Very much we could be .

😂😂😂

Instead of dollars the developers get paid in your suffering

You put your settings on Extreme difficulty

You bought the fat wife dlc urself bro I think you might be into it at this point

@@benv3953😂

Energy flows where attention goes. Congratulations. You played yourself.

@@chrisgotvibes😭😂😂😂ur dumb for that lmaooo

Plot twist. No one's controlling you. You're an NPC.

amen brother

Depeche Mode made a song about that

Ur too stoned 😂

I havd really thought about that. When I die, I wake up in a room and take a headset off.

@@kalebdye4378 yes but no

😂😂

How about when you die that last moment of death goes on for eternity in our minds and this is where heaven exists. It’s like the theory where if you enter a black hole time slows down to the point where a second takes an eternity to pass.

he will be a noob next year too , so make it 47 ;)

You should google the meaning of word "noob" .

@@Augfordpdoggie and yours is rude . So Rude

Lift weights buddy , trust me

Have you tried turning off the simulation and turning it back on again.

😂

I've tried lsd but I'm actually afraid of taking dmt, it's so powerful

Just finished making a batch, been at it for three weeks and going to get stuck into it on a camping trip.

​@@pedroroque829you could smoke about the same as the tip off a butter knife and have nice visuals and it would wear off in 15 mins or you can go at it with a few pipes one after the other and meet the others.

Let's go on a trip in more ways than one.😎😉💥😆

Becuase it’s true?

​@@YourLordnAuthority-1isn't

He like cool easy check today hit him with the usual question

@@YourLordnAuthority-1*could be

He just still doesn't understand the principle

What would happen if we accept, nothing. Alot of people believe it so what

I bet many people feel like their life is that of an NPC. Get up, go to work, come home, do chores, eat dinner, go to sleep, rinse and repeat. That is basically an NPC. If we're in a simulation, some of us need to be NPC's. And some of us need to be the NPC Dragon. Or just press pause and get back to reality.

I’m a true NPC. The only time I leave the house is when I move house 😂

We are the music makers.

@@dertythegrower And we are the dreamers of dreams.

dude.

Underrated comment.

funny ..

I like this

"It guarantees everything gets an update, even if you approach the limits of the processor; the entire simulation slows down to devote processor resources to updating the fast-moving object." That's a fascinating thought

@omopurse9668 Just a thought... it might do you good to ask yourself why you're default setting is a negative one. Genuinely, it could help you if you're honest with yourself. Good luck. 🤗

@@Maradonaldinhothink about this. Seriously think about it. Why can’t we see things that are very far away? What’s blocking me from seeing something clear, that is way off in the distance? A tree. A piece of paper. Any kind of object. Why from a certain distance, is that object blurry, and as you get closer, you see more and more detail. Sounds like rendering to me.

​@@MaradonaldinhoI often find my default setting shift to negative too when commenting online. I essentially agree with your comment. I think part of it is that we didn't evolve to encounter so many people we don't know, and their opinions, without having to meet them physically.

That is a technological glitch/ abnormalitie within the simulation ecosystem. Also can refer to it as a virus.

Need to file a #bugreport (Sorry, couldn't resist a programming joke. I wish you the best of luck with your illness and I hope that all the rest, relaxation and recuperation that could possibly come your way, does.)

I know,. Can I go to options and turn off the Ulcerative Colitis Option? And turn on the Super Healthy Option? And the Arthritis Option, I want that turned off as well. Whomever is playing me, please turn the difficulty level down to easy or novice. Or use a cheat code for God Mode.

​@@TangoNevadalook into carnivore diet

@@anobar Been there, done that. I understand it works for some. But we're all different.

Your not wrong, no one owns anything anymore its all debt

Most accurate comment

I am debt free all thanks to minimum wage jobs house is paid for at 48 I doing fine

​@@scruf153🥇

😂

According to some believe-systems, this will work. Keep us informed!

probly works if you pray

Ask her for 1600 Microsoft points!

Don’t count on it She’s a deadbeat

Classic👊🏼🇬🇧

Like honey I shrunk the kids on Joe’s head? Only way to know is to DM Rick Moranis. I’m on it.

@omopurse9668 that would mean the 'dead internet' theory holds more weight than initially expected.

Simulation theory isnt a childish hypothetical. If its researched enough and proves to be true it could be massive technologically.

Realize Joe gives a platform to the craziest of the crazy now.

@@christopherharris8312 I believe that theorizing about our reality in such a grandiose way is important for our collective awareness as a species, but ultimately unconfirmed since we are unable to verify our theories. It's speculation land. There's also an element of bias that's hard to eliminate since we sit dead in the middle of the simulation. For instance, What if there are constraints placed by God himself which limit our baseline perception of the Simulation? That would mess all of our notation up big time.

Ah yes, because that one college course is definitely not just a random elective being given at a random university

That’s hilarious sounds like a similar simulation to mine

That’s hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂

@@dowhatiwantc7637 My buddy and I were golfing about 10 years ago and I explained simulation theory to him. He took a hit from his bowl and blew out smoke and was just like “my guy gets me high all day.” I still crack tf up that to this day

That's mine but the real sick twist is I hate smoking and always try to quit for my health and longevity. Yet still I'm getting high everyday, all day.

Cause he doesn't waste his time on that bullshit theory

Gonna write a book on procrastination, when I get around to it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao

Hahaha

If there’s one thing worth procrastinating about, it’s this

Exactly lol, been saying this shit too. Only difference its on a alien ship or something.

I know dude. I’m hoping it’s just something like that and we wake up to a less depressing and strife filled world. Or maybe the majority is just unhealthy right now. Idk but working life away and going through so much pain can’t be real

I remember seeing that meme on ifunny like a decade ago, lol it’s certainly an interesting thought

@@jacobaaron1250 nerd nerd broek gescheurd

@@FigurativeDreams are you being mean to me lol

Or the comments are all jokes because this theory is ridiculous

@@ahmed25janegy What's so ridiculous about it?

It is an esoteric theory and difficult for most to understand. Thus, people mock what they do not understand in order to minimize it. The human ego is a powerful force.

​@@tristang6223 but the catch is if we are living in a simulation everything you believe to be true is an illusion, thats the point he is making, you cant really prove its happening if it is... in your experience there is an entire human history and earth history and your own history, but how do you know that is real ? how do you know its not just simulated history and today is actually the first day of your existance...you can never know for sure... you could argue but books have been written, biology proves i have existed X amount of time or whatever, but if you bring in the argument that it is all there because its simulated...the biology and books mean nothing because the simulation would of simulated those too....and in that same line of thought you cant use our evolution to disprove simulation, because maybe we never did evolve and everything is simulated, you just believe we evolved as a species and created tech etc...but who says that actually happend and its not just implanted memory ?

@@daedalus1nailed it.

Haha, and really memory cards are our coffins, when ejected no more loads left when we die 😂😂😂😂

? Nah deju vu is the same event glitch restarting.

Maybe if there was a loading screen . . wait

Fuckkkkkk 🤯

No it's not, it's your brain correcting a memory. Get it right kid.

Imagine it in 1000 years? That's probably what our more advanced selves said 1000 years ago. 😂

They do cover the Mandela effect on this Podcast. And accurately sum it up to false memories., by what amounts to very few people.

You're confusing the "Monopoly Man" with the Pringles guy.

@@NinjaNovice Or is it Mr. Peanut?

You likely just confused the Monopoly Man with images of Mr. Peanut who had a tophat (like MM) and a monocle. Most ME examples can be easily explained as a mixing up or misremembering of things

Lmao

U didn't watch it all the way through did you? This is the generation of short attention spans and assumptions. Got it.

😂

More to it then that. Hes a computer science programmer. Life isn't that simple kido.

Maybe, maybe not. Further analysis needed 👌🏾

It’s really exactly the same idea as believing in a god’s “plan” that’s preordained

You gotta buy the middle class pack for 49.99.

or a JoPo without a funny comment on JRE

Broke my tibia and fibula so I'm in a wheelchair now until I heal up but damn I wish this was a simulation cuz I am in pain everyday brother lol

AKA 'Free to play'

No shit, he even said it was way back when, when the VR games were still shitty af. I had “fancy pricey vr “ in 2019, and it still sucked. This guys a loon

☠️☠️☠️☠️

😭😭

Lol

Made me laugh out loud

Exactly

… almost like we’re his children

It’s some kind of “robot” that being self aware or something and made their own simulation to understand themselves idk

how do you program what a physical body feels like without ever being in a physical body? also how are they getting the experience of a physical body while being inside digital code in a simulation, seems like the opposite direction.

⬆️ This.

😂😂😂😂 crazy

Shakeweights agree

😂😂

Better wash that thing starts smelling like vinegar.

I tried that and accidentally no-clipped out of reality 🥴

Contra?!

Instructions unclear: my family is all stuck in the t-pose position.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is the way

They say time is the fourth dimension

​@meggg3 no, it is 6th dimension.

@@timytidy60 literally google “what dimension is time”

fuckin way she goes

Time for a little drinky poo

Drunk

I am the liquor

Anointed in the liquor ..

Maybe because it’s more sadistic fun for them. Why not?

You aren’t wrong 😭

Only one way to tell for sure - you'll have to check the system logs 🪵😦

Your not funny like at all just watch the video a listen. I can tell your white

Off subject, I'll take this opportunity to mention a conversation I had with a plumber. After hiring him, he walked into my bathroom and said as if speaking to the gods, "it smells like money in here." I wasn't expecting that, to say the least. I laughed my butt off, of course, but plumbers are interesting people.

Was literally about to make this comment 😅

Or your memory is wiped when entering this simulation (you start as a baby and have to learn everything from scratch) then when you go back, your original memory is restored along with the memory of the life you just lived in this simulation. Also we have 5 senses here but in base reality we might have 20 (or 100) so this might be a really dumbed down simulation but since we are inside with only the 5 senses, it is as real as it gets to us until we get out.

I think he's missing the key point of simulation hypothesis, which is everything is an NPC. There's no one hooked up to the "Matrix" on the other side.

@@klin1klinom If everyone and everything is NPC then no one is 😄

Literally Plato’s allegory of the cave, and his theory of forms.

It's a dumb point.

Are you Ukraine?

@@RealMTBAddict lol 😂 they bought the dlc package to get tons of money

@@charltonlyon8865 Shit about 35 DLCs 🤣

Should've bought a season pass. Look at Elon Musk, he's doing great.

Same here lmfaooo

Dude, I couldn't agree more, jeez

Deja Vu is an illusion, it happens when the left or the right side of your brain works a little bit slower. I got 1000 deja vu's in 5 days because i got so high it was scary. People 100 years ago didnt have the problems we have today and we don't live in a simulation

there are multiple other explanations for both of those things, though.

As it should be 😂😂😂

Where is bears?

Hey why would you put the wife before the kids?

Dog Kids Wife***

@@hereticalhobbydogs are for work and they are happiest doing that. What people have done to them is just sick. Also if you get attached to an animal more than humans (especially your own offspring) you need to seriously question your sanity.

Ever try calling tech support?

@@zachhessler8722 Yeah but its a lot like Bethesda, no matter how many tickets you open you never get a response.

hahahahaha!!!!!

But maybe heaven and hell really do exist and it's just basically version 2.0 where they put all the bad characters from the first simulation in one shitty simulation and put all the good characters in another cool utopian simulation. We're just living in some dude's college experiment.

Hahaha....good joke

you dont have to pray, praying is just a way to set your intent, all you have to do is set intent, but whatever works

I think you are joking but this exactly is how I really feel. Ask and you shall receive. And i have received. God bless you people 🙏

You win

Checks out

Malkovich, Malkovich?

I don't sound like that !

“Being John Malkovich” is an amazing movie

Definitely P2W

Open world. But its just a word and a label to re describe the same explanation given by religion. The closer everyone gets to "figuring it out" the more they will see how much it falls in line with religion. Its just words and labels trying to redefine the same arguments across all of time.

Pretty much, you need the elite rich dlc to progress faster

PvPvE

Best comment 😂

Nah man it’s all real let your wife find out about your girl friend and see how real it is

Thats why some feel they're reincarnated. They chose to start a new simulation.

That would be EPIC

What if you wake up and you’re old and/or disabled, and you’ve been in the simulation (here) to escape THAT life…….. treasure what you’ve got while you’ve got it. ✌🏼

I’m telling you “Roy A Life Well Lived” that Morty plays at Chipz and Blitz is pretty much what we’re doing in real life right now. When someone finishes the level or dies it’s hilarious to watch them as they take the headset off and for a few seconds have absolutely no idea where they are and what happened. That’s followed by a huge sigh of relief when you realize that scary Earth place wasn’t real. Going from living in only 3 dimensions to the real world is an absolute mind fook and never gets old to experience. That’s why we keep playing

bruh 😂😂

Don't ever let this guy read a Ron L Hubbard help book...he'll be hooked.

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Wood paneled

I'm also the mechanic and i know we are all living in a PT cruiser inside a Pontiac Aztec..

@@jajupa78 ...whilst crashing directly into the rear of a Pontiac Pinto.

with wood panels and second hand smoke residue on the dash

Dated a girl once who had one…. Wtf was I thinking

at least it's bright and chearfull

Showing your age there lad

@@king_hagi5442 nah, just happened to see the documentary the other day lol

You need some HELP

​@@OldskoolAnthemsKZfaqyes creativity needs to be abolished

Please get help with that.

Welcome to San Francisco.

That's the shit

Well, the world in general has gone to shit in a hand basket.... makes total sense. And 'gone to shit' doesn't even begin to describe the crime ridden diarrhea shit holes that are ran by the democratic blue states.

Probably as close to the truth as it’s gonna get.

Born to shit forced to wipe

Right?

Bingo

Because it’s true?

12 out of 1 million likes is a sign😂😂

@@YourLordnAuthority-1 You just want it to be true.

The point is, you don’t remember knowing anything else, so of course reality would feel like reality, until you experience reality differently like we all starting to do, with psychadelics and NDEs being the most sudden and obvious of ways to get to see something more real than “real”. When you have that experience of what is commonly referred to as awakening, well there is no hiding anymore behind lazy logic

It does as you slip away from your corporal form and realize you are so much more than just a electrically charged meat suit

Quran 50:19

This is the worthless stuff your brain gets into when you no longer have real problems.

You gotta imagine augmented reality to a point where you feel it as real. That’s what it would be like, they’d have to make it as real as possible to keep the simulation masked. It has to be complex, otherwise a microscope would expose it pretty quickly.

I get it all the time, but really bad. Somebody will be about to say something and I’ll know what they’re going to say because it’s happened before, but then I’m convinced this exact scenario has happened multiple times over.

Gota buy it

I feel ya 😂.

Gotta call UPGRAAYYDE

That’s the next DLC

My experience on this matter is to be single lol. I was shredded before I got into a relationship 😂

Maturin?

Nice. I mean Noice.

Sometimes things sort of just .. end..

Hey! I manage a warehouse too! I think we're all stock mutations.

okay soiled fool

@@viperz22 Just search KZfaq with his name and there are a whole bunch that will pop up for you. There really are too many to list.

yup his Onlyfans channels are amazing. Simulation? More like Stimulation....

Got emmmm!

W

Take this like.

😂

Tao

"There is the Tao that can be spoken of but it is not the eternal Tao, there is the Tao that can be named but it is not the eternal name." Call it Tao, God, Allah, a simulation designer...doesn't matter to me, doesn't change my life.

“Man who stands on toilet high on pot.” - P.F. Chang

By that logic, doesn't Tao not know??? 🤨

​@jackcarren8781 lol I know right. Like saying a mime is the smartest person ever

Only one d?

Shut up I'm watching Ow my balls!

Inflation in progress..

I wonder when the dlc is. Cause I’m sure getting bored of the base game.

Is that the pimp from Idiocracy?

It is def not outside the realm..we haven't discovered a conclusive way to prove/disprove... So how could we know..sooo many parallels, it's shallow to ignore. I.m.o.

I’m weak me too bruh 💀

i get more of like a blankness feeling like im already dead or something

or that just like the present moment doesn’t exist

Can I say my soul is restless? It's not a good feeling

You are 'the one!'

heyy lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

cereal

To me it’s more of a gift than a game. Just have fun living and love the people around you

​@jackolis7050 you must have abundance

@@jackolis7050don’t you have fun playing games? And grow to love the characters within it if the story is good?

*Laughs in reincarnation*

@@jackolis7050 death is the gift life the test to see what gift you receive after the test

Attic of God

Except those who live in the basement.

LMAO hilarious

Took me a second to appreciate, that was funny 😄

😂

gotta get it how u live I guess😅

Traditional philosophy is like that.

Bro bro bro what if…..

Welcome to American college 😂

Lmao. Got me

Why Thursday? Why not... Tuesday?

@@Erik-VI think Thursday was just the day they picked lol

@@Erik-V It's just a thought experiment. The day of the week doesn't matter. The point is that your memories of the past could be artificial.

Everyday is Tuesday in Tartarus.

It's Tuesday and I still don't care.

I still do not fully grasp the value of this concept because the light in the example went left or right by the celestial factors, regardless of whether we observe it or not, according to a vantage point, even if nobody looks.

@@MrGreasem something about a tree falling in the woods

@@MrGreasemwe are the observer or “universe” experiencing itself

@@MrGreasem He is trying to say that science suggests the light went both left and right (and up and down and sideways for that matter) simultaneously in parallel universes, then once we choose to observe the light, we are then unconsciously choosing which of those parallel universe to continue. Like @leocollins611 said, this scenario is famously known as Schrodinger's cat because the thought experiment proposes that the cat inside a box is both "dead and alive" until we open the box to see it. I believe recently there was some article that talked about observation in a lab of a subatomic quantum particle that existed in two states at once that suggests this theory may be true, but it's hard to say what is fake news these days ;)

This comment was both here and not here until you looked.

You make a good point. Reminds me of an unattributed quote: "Man will believe anything, as long as it's not in the Bible." Ironically, the quote is commonly attributed to Napoleon, though there is no evidence of his saying or writing it.

One is fabricated stories over time, another is something scientists are trying to comprehend. It’s a theory, religion is stories.

@@Disinfo321 Creationism is at least as scientifically viable as the theory of everything coming from a singularity with no explained origin or cause for expansion. Just because one theory aligns with a lot of religions, doesn't mean it is in itself religious. Also, there are many books in the Bible that are not primarily narrative based, or "stories". The book of proverbs, for instance, is a book of proverbs. One could just as easily dismiss this theory of simulation as a story that was fabricated over time. And it's laughably convenient (as evidenced by all the laughing in the comments) that this theory is being considered at the precise time that people are dealing in and creating complex simulations. They're like a kid with a new toy. One of the key differences between the theoretical science mankind is always involved in, and the books of the Bible is that the Bible foretells what will happen and is not wrong. Mankind on the other hand thought Columbus would fall off the side of the earth, that we'd all be living on the moon with jetpacks, and millions of other predictions that were supposedly arrived at scientifically, but never came to pass. That people put so much faith in the pseudo science of their respective lifetimes, while laughing at the science of yesteryear is strange.

So Many theories Had become Stories...our todays theories will follow

Jesus Christ is Lord

Can you share more?

Nope

@@Basickitch i mean simulation theory is way more believable than evolution from lightning striking soup. Is it really so hard to believe?

@@Roger-il8iw I'd love to hear some intuition/precognition type stories, if you'd like to share