Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1239 w/Travis Barker: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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@spencerbelcher96884 жыл бұрын
Joe mimicking a pitbull looks more like a pitbull than an actual pitbull
@BeautifulGood7134 жыл бұрын
4:18 lol
@phoneone13714 жыл бұрын
I was on my dirtbike coming down trail in mountains outside empire /gerlach Nevada in cotton wood canyon and in tall brush hit a german shepherd sized coyote that ended up in my lap on my bike . it kinda ran into me but crazy AF I dont know who was more scared .I just let right arm off handle bar and it fell away .Things happen so fast probably 10 seconds ,worked at USG plant there crazy but instantly your still riding bike trying to stay upright ,and millineals and zoomers had a close call on video game today
@danielgarib48664 жыл бұрын
Small but shredded
@mansfield3604 жыл бұрын
Phone One not all zoomes and millennials are pansies, we still got a military for instance...your generation certainly isn’t filling the infantry...
@mansfield3604 жыл бұрын
Phone One and they’re babies because your generation let democrats destroy America in 1960’s, then there’s your terrible life choices that affected other generations like blowing all your retirement on cruises. The ones who are messed up are the ones who didn’t have good parents 🤷♂️
@nickscialo26624 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1 Pitbull: I like those odds
@FrecklePecker4 жыл бұрын
Pitbull: Then get 9 more and it'll be an even fight.
@nonithapariah4 жыл бұрын
The craziest part is that pitbull is prob chill asf too
@mesumnaqvi34113 жыл бұрын
Good Mandalorian reference
@jamespoff86323 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1 Pitbull: hold my bone and watch this:
@ajimmyvods3 жыл бұрын
@Zak Maslen don't get a pitbull
@owenlewis79283 жыл бұрын
*That pitbull after the eighth coyote:* “I didn’t hear no bell.”
@eboymorales30472 жыл бұрын
Also the Pitbull after the battle: " Ohhh IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!? IS THIS AMERICA!?"
@dadi1762 жыл бұрын
@@eboymorales3047 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
@coconut5383 Жыл бұрын
That pitbull must be like ‘it was super necessary’
@tdoran616 Жыл бұрын
IP MAN if he a pitbull 😳
@Misteraccountable Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that a couple escape
@TheRealKlinky8 ай бұрын
I live in Zimbabwe & one night a friend's pit bull just started going crazy & ran off into the bush...we then heard the most vicious battle going on in the darkness, about 100m away from us & we couldn't figure out what was happening...by the time we found a torch & followed it into the night, it had gone eerily quiet. We searched for a bit & found his dog lying on its side covered in deep gashes, clinging to life by a thread & bleeding profusely. Without wasting any time we carried the dog straight to the truck & drove 450km in the dark to the nearest veterinarian. That beast of a dog survived with 100+ stitches & when we went back to the scene the next day we found a brute of a Warthog boar with 8inch tusks that had been absolutely mauled around its throat by this pit bull & died at the scene. To put it into context, lions struggle to bring down big warthogs singlehandedly. That dogs name was Genghis & he died recently - he was as much of a friend as his human father was to me & will be missed.
@s.j.58108 ай бұрын
Helluva tale. Thanks for sharing that, bro. May he RIP.
@Si_Mondo8 ай бұрын
What type of pitbull? Staffordshire?
@TheRealKlinky8 ай бұрын
@@Si_Mondo He was a Colby pitbull.
@Mknitfit8 ай бұрын
@TheRealKlinky If you look at Colby's Pinscher from 1896 the Colby dogs look the same today. The foundation of the American Pitbull Terrier
@TheRealKlinky8 ай бұрын
@@Mknitfit Thanks, I'm by no means an expert on pit bulls, all I know is my friend imported him from the States at a huge cost of roughly $10k. He's not a dog breeder, he just appreciated the qualities of pedigree dogs & I learnt why on that occasion. He was truly a remarkable dog, his loyalty was absolute as was his love & affection towards people he trusted. People he didn't trust & animals on the other hand had to be kept at bay. He also loved kids. If I could afford a proper pedigree pit bull with papers I'd get one in a heartbeat!
@truethought25814 жыл бұрын
jujitsu is the art of folding clothes with people still in them.
@jerrickriddick64364 жыл бұрын
True Thought giving a new meaning to "I'm gonna fold you"
@ManlyManStuff4 жыл бұрын
Involuntary yoga.
@saulespino25104 жыл бұрын
@@ManlyManStuff good one
@petesam39894 жыл бұрын
Thats judo
@jorgewuzhear4 жыл бұрын
lol true thought indeed
@quintusgrobler90885 жыл бұрын
4:16 Joe's Pit Bull impression will carry me through the day
@Rya_N335 жыл бұрын
Quintus Grobler comments like this get me through my day ahahaha
@Eetswaaaa5 жыл бұрын
Joe ‘Fire Hydrant Head’ Rohan
@badpilot25 жыл бұрын
@@Eetswaaaa I love Joe Rohan
@meowdalachow79325 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a pit bull and a coyote and the pit bull was killing em 🤣
@bournelucid5 жыл бұрын
He looked like one too
@loganthefunnyguy78365 ай бұрын
Coyotes: WHO ARE YOU! Pitbull: They call me cuddles
@johns75304 ай бұрын
9 coyotes, mauled to death by Cuddles!
@Riflery2 жыл бұрын
Pitbull brain: They have us outnumbered, 9 to 1. Pitbull Muscles: Then it is an even fight.
@theItalianshamrock5 жыл бұрын
Pitbull: you only send 9 coyotes to take me down??? YOU FOOLS!!!
@CornholioPuppetMaster5 жыл бұрын
you should have gone for the head
@swaranbains83264 жыл бұрын
Leave me son simba alone
@jhonnyfolhas4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@manictiger4 жыл бұрын
Coyote: Listen, little dog, you don't wanna fuck with me. Pitbull: Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now. Coyote: Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house. Pitbull: Yeah? I bite a hole in your face and then I go in the house-- and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea; use you for sandbags.
@disdatbigboy4 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger I fucking love Gran Torino
@messyties4 жыл бұрын
Joe: Ive lost a bunch of chickens to coyotes. Coyote: Ive lost a bunch of friends to joe.
@InnerLuminosity4 жыл бұрын
Dmt: ive lost alot to Joe Rogan
@Gangakinartheke4 жыл бұрын
I have lost many of my valuable hours to joe rogan
@MrLennybach4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan is 10th BJJ lol roll with the Yoties. Coyotes offer Rogan a truce.
@adelorodell48363 жыл бұрын
@@InnerLuminosity fax
@boogeyman10162 жыл бұрын
Imagine how Elks feel...
@donaldduke22337 ай бұрын
A 13 year old Mastiff is a tribute to the way you cared for him. Giant breeds usually live 8 or 9 years. I'm so sorry for your loss.
@paulafitzpatrick65197 ай бұрын
I lived in Colorado for 15 years and coyotes and mountain lions were definitely something to be hyper aware of your surroundings. I hiked a lot and always brought my dog with me. He sensed when something was off. I trusted that dog with my life and I know he kept me safe, especially in the back country. Dogs are so loyal 🐾❤️
@ravenfanbartscott4 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: The senate will decide your fate. Pit Bull: I am the senate!
@thepeoplesartist28634 жыл бұрын
ravenfanbartscott 😂😂😂
@nerd.nostalgia4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars reference...nice!
@spencer68004 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: not. Yet. Pitbull: Its treason, then.
@darthbane60213 жыл бұрын
❤️🤟🏼
@hectorgarcia-zv1wi2 жыл бұрын
My pit
@benl22964 жыл бұрын
Nine dead Coyote, surrounding a Pit, sat, wagging its tail, looking at his owner, proud as fuck.
@DemonSlayer-og8nm2 жыл бұрын
The dogs getting all the treats that day
@jpeezie31923 ай бұрын
🫡 shout out to the pitbulls
@aidreinhorn1534 Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% certain that pitbull shouted "who's next"
@DaSharkyBoi Жыл бұрын
Bro that pitbull is the definition of living life on the edge
@EauRouge4 жыл бұрын
4:17 for Joe's legendary impression of a Pitbull
@nofd19773 жыл бұрын
Had me rollin
@connormcguire49403 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to say exactly that 😅
@adelorodell48363 жыл бұрын
Lol
@af.g89352 жыл бұрын
Then casually says “That doesnt feel pain”
@kaydenchan70932 жыл бұрын
“Fucking Fire Hydrant Head”
@SiLoMixMaster5 жыл бұрын
I thought the only Pitbull that weighed over 200lbs was Mr Worldwide himself
@Seth-bp3og4 жыл бұрын
That dude weighs 127
@rromeo194 жыл бұрын
SiLo Mixing and Mastering OMG I actually had to take a second to think about that! 🤣🤣🤣
@Tirfing884 жыл бұрын
dale
@hammerT29974 жыл бұрын
Then dudes are bred up with mastiffs. No pit has ever been that big, game dogs were no bigger than fifty lbs, and that was a little heavier than liked. Legit old school fight dogs (pits) were 40-45lbs and about 18 at the shoulders
@joeross65234 жыл бұрын
No matter the size they all love to eat kindergartners.
@avrrojas84 Жыл бұрын
Joe “that pit bull was gangster” rogan
@selfiekroos17773 жыл бұрын
A legit pitbull is creation of perfection
@richard_nj4 жыл бұрын
Joes at his absolute best when he's talking about predators
@Guy-cs8yj4 жыл бұрын
Yea man he gets really into that shit
@Lobo00114 жыл бұрын
Guy it’s something about violence/survival especially in nature that gets him excited
@shawnsta77794 жыл бұрын
@@Lobo0011 because that's the purest form of life. Living in nature living by the term survival of the fittest.
@droopmasterflex28224 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see how to catch a predator with Joe Rogan that shit would be lit!
@ice_pube_14734 жыл бұрын
Lmao onm
@popiemvp4 жыл бұрын
I do not promote dog fighting but it would've been amazing to see that pit bull vs those 9 coyotes.
@MrTwat1444 жыл бұрын
its bollocks. They don't fight 1 vs 1 like some sort of matrix film where everyone takes turns. Pits lock on which leaves it vulnverable to for the other 7 coyotes who begin to rip its insides out from behind. This is just pitbull owners jacking off to their own made up stories.
@LeonardoReyes-ob7hv4 жыл бұрын
Dana Red I agree I bet that pit bull had other pit bull homies and they teamed up against the coyotes. Haha. But really I don’t think 9 coyotes were killed by one pit bull.
@popiemvp4 жыл бұрын
@@MrTwat144 I dont know but its possible I mean why lie?
@eoghandridl10074 жыл бұрын
It's even more amazing to believe
@zepho1004 жыл бұрын
4reeltactics Fishing could of savaged a bunch of skinny or young coyotes? 9 sounds like an extreme but he could go on a tear.
@tenko8519 Жыл бұрын
Man I love Pitbulls. Had a blue nosed one for 12 years. She was such a sweetheart. My father and I miss her so much, may she Rest In Peace.
@kvandaele82 Жыл бұрын
RIP to your beautiful pitty ❤
@tenko8519 Жыл бұрын
@@kvandaele82 Thank you, she was a wonderful dog. A gentle soul she was.
@TheMeanmarine13 Жыл бұрын
I occasionally have to come back to this story just to watch Joe reenact the dog running towards the coyotes. 😆
@quest4adventure4959 ай бұрын
😂 lol me too bro
@7Metal7Monkey79 ай бұрын
You mean (rewatch) you can't reenact the present.
@rock_oclock5 жыл бұрын
People: Why you running with a knife? Gamer: You run faster with a knife. Duh!
@FreshNicolas5 жыл бұрын
nostalgia
@ernestgarcia53095 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@froghopkins4 жыл бұрын
Fps Doug fuck yeah
@Vinny-bb2tj4 жыл бұрын
the couger was a kitten look it up the guys a pussy they found the dead cat it was a kitten!
@nwkegannw4 жыл бұрын
FUCKING LAG
@weizenobstmusli82324 жыл бұрын
The pitbull must have known Jujitsu.
@mikej83824 жыл бұрын
That pitbull was a grandmaster of "dogjitsu"!
@someonethatwatchesyoutube29534 жыл бұрын
😂
@llisntcoolj23754 жыл бұрын
He had a black belt in bullshitstu
@bobbybush17504 жыл бұрын
My Pit is a TKD practitioner. She's only 3 feet tall, but she's got some hamhocks for thighs. Her turning side kick is short and slow but it's powerful.
@jamesthomad13774 жыл бұрын
Nope just knows bull doggin
@greatgambino2 жыл бұрын
I had a 110 lb american bulldog (actually all these overweight "pitt bulls" are really mostly american bulldogs not much terrier in them, but that's a different discussion). Everyone identified him as a super huge pit bull. Because I am a hiking, camping hillbilly, he has engaged mountain lions twice. One was a ferocious fight, the other, the mountain lion retreated from his fresh killl, a deer, rather than decide to engage my dog. In the fight, the mountain lion retreated and ran eventually . He was a great dog and like having a loaded shotgun with you. But he was also great with children and never aggressive with people unless some one threatened me. Yes, he could discern that. Coyotes are sly and know they can out run him, so they will track him and me in the woods. But they dare not do anything. A couple times when my bull dog had a coyote cornered they run for their life, jumping 8 feet high to escape.
@Phogramo Жыл бұрын
Overweight Pitbulls? Are you talking about American Bullies? 🤣
@greatgambino Жыл бұрын
yes sort of. The american bull dog is the closest descendant to the original english bulldog 2 centuries ago when pit fighting was legal. It was renamed the pit bull during that time because of use in fighting. The cruel English even dropped a full grown African lioness, 250lbs +, in the pit to bet on who would win. Average weight for a male was 110lbs but could go more. After pit fighting was outlawed, these dogs were crossed with a terrier for speed and agility, ie the staffordshire pit bull terrier averaging around 50 lbs. This is the dog we call today a pit bull. It is much faster and agile than the bulldog but not as strong. But in the interest and ego of owners to have bigger and bigger dogs, more of the real bull dog/mastiff was bred into them and the terrier genes disappeared. That's how we got to today where we can have 200 lb "pit bulls". They have the bull mastiff genes in them to make their greater size. The American bull dog and the bull mastiff are from the same gene pool, the mastiff being much larger. But the true american bulldog of the type I had (there are 2 distinct breeds of these dogs) had an enormous head. (see my video of him www.bitchute.com/video/rOiZ3S5q0UW7/) First time I took him to see vet, the whole place could not believe how big his head was! But a great dog and I still miss him today. @@Phogramo
@killerbyte7252 Жыл бұрын
The video link isn’t working can you reupload It? I would love to see. Thank you
@Phogramo Жыл бұрын
@@greatgambino I was with you for the first half, you’re wrong about ‘in the interest and ego of owners’ though. I’m from Ontario where we can’t legally own a pitbull, they even forced me to spay my female when the law came in to effect. We can own American Bullies which is why their popularity is high in my province, and as such, there are many people here who are highly educated on the lineage of the pups and how they got to be their size. I haven’t come across a single American Bully (a real one, not a mutt like Hulk) that had Bull Mastiff bred in to them. No idea where you got that idea from, but that’s not a thing in the cold north nor would your dog even be allowed to register as an American Bully in the CKC… pretty sure that goes for AKC as well…
@greatgambino Жыл бұрын
@@PhogramoI am not surprised that, given all the bizarre things that have happened in canada over the past few years, that they made owning a pit bull illegal. Now years ago they did that in a few states in the US, Colorado and Ohio among others. I don't know what happened in Colorado but pit bull owners got together and flexed their political muscle and the state rescinded it. Then they came up with all pit bull owners had to have a $100,000 insurance policy. Now that has even gone away. You know the pit bull at the turn of the 20th century was America's most popular pet? Did you know the most decorated dog in US military history was a pit bull? But the US like Canada has a short memory and discards that which it has no need for with little remorse. I don't really care what the AKC says what a dog is. They are an arbitrary group that decide when a dog type through breeding becomes special and unique if the qualities are consistent and repeatable through breeding, and most of all there is a force pushing for the identification as a separate dog breed, the AKC moves their magic wand and declares it. The american bulldog, the dogs Argentine, the bull mastiff, and many of these similar breeds all trace their roots from what is generically termed the mastiff breed. And when you want a bigger size and more muscle you lean towards the genes of the bull mastiff. It doesn't happen in one generation. It happened quite a few years ago from success trial and error breeding. For god sake if you look at them they are very similar. Now the bully is a dog that has been in bred for muscular development at the expense of speed and agility, virtually removing any trace of the terrier which was put in the bull dog in the first place to give it those characteristics of speed and agility. And where do they get they gene component from? Bigger, more muscular specific dogs in the breed that are likened to the bull mastiff. Cross breeding continually to get what I consider abnormal, the over muscular bully shouldn't even be a breed since it serves little purpose. To be determined a separate breed, it used be required that the dog type had a specific skill and ability that set it aside from the dogs, beyond merely appearance or strength. The original English bulldog ( ie today called the American bull dog) original was used for handling cattle, hunting and killing big game, and pit fighting mostly. The staffordshire terrier pit bull (which Canada made illegal) was a down sized version with the speed and agility that could run down a coyote or other types of fast vermin prey. And the reason why pit bulls were statistically considered dangerous was the bad terrier temperament that it inherited with the speed and agility. The american bull dog is more intimidating in appearance but yet still capable of average speed and tremendous endurance on a run. And still is quite peaceful and non explosive. What purpose does a bully serve other than to look menacing?
@ChristoFreeze2 жыл бұрын
The last coyote…”bro I didn’t even like those dudes!”
@nickmattio33975 жыл бұрын
That pit bull was Alex Jones
@mars49065 жыл бұрын
@K2 FU frrrr!! Exactly what I was thinking
@tRapdontRap5 жыл бұрын
He thought the jogger was a reptilian in human form, we all know cougars and reptiles are arch enemies
@fernandocastro41075 жыл бұрын
I think you meant Chuck Norris...
@dampcarpet26075 жыл бұрын
Overdose on super male vitality™️
@vasili12075 жыл бұрын
@jstpgms just like you
@CUNiT-ty1op5 жыл бұрын
I carry my emotional baggage when I run which generally keeps everything away from me
@kyleshuman49205 жыл бұрын
C. UNiT lmao
@porschecollector7275 жыл бұрын
THE BEST!
@CountArtha5 жыл бұрын
'atta boy
@lukehenry67125 жыл бұрын
This comment is incredible
@billybob76565 жыл бұрын
*everyone. I fixed that typo for you
@liamsobejana8320Ай бұрын
The Last Coyote: Wtf are you Pitbull: They Call me Princess
@Captain_NoodleАй бұрын
that pitbull is the definition of "reverse jumping"
@youngwarrior93625 жыл бұрын
I carry a stick when I hike with my mum in case a sheep attacks us. Love from Northern Ireland
@jdal93245 жыл бұрын
Return love from the US
@zac31265 жыл бұрын
@@jdal9324 US should stop sending its love to other countries when they can't even unify their own... piss of.
@jdal93245 жыл бұрын
@@zac3126 fine by me sheep fornicator. Have fun being controlled by britistan.
@DoggoWillink5 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch out for that scrapies bro. I get it.
@youngwarrior93625 жыл бұрын
@zac Jesus man he was just being nice
@Zantetsu135 жыл бұрын
That pitbull looks like something you would find when playing Doom.
@dickbison4 жыл бұрын
nah, he's a cutie
@StoutBordeaux4 жыл бұрын
Hulk is not a Pitbull but mix of dogs... meetarealpit.blogspot.com/2015/07/is-hulk-rare-pit-bull.html?m=1
@jangelelcangry4 жыл бұрын
Nah. He's the Doomdog that replaced Daisy the rabbit.
@sumuqh2 жыл бұрын
I love Joe's animal impressions they are hilarious 😂
I'm a 68 yar old white lady, and I carry a knife at all times. These days ya gotta.
@kevinhunt12023 жыл бұрын
I snowboard with a machete...
@matthewbittenbender91914 жыл бұрын
Joe: rubs himself in elk steak juices before his runs...waiting for that cougar.
@nikwaggoner24804 жыл бұрын
Ends up getting the wrong kind instead
@vernonhardapple69834 жыл бұрын
The Musk of Elon, by Tom Ford
@madmaxgloire4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you
@kuchieman6583 жыл бұрын
I love how softly and innocently joe says “maybe he was a jiu jitsu guy”
@adendaniel31593 жыл бұрын
Joe's animal impressions are always the best.
@commanderbastard19934 жыл бұрын
coyote: uh, guys. This pitbull has its own theme track.
@Bkh04985 жыл бұрын
Joe “maybe he’s a jujitsu guy” Rogan
@jahdadon59895 жыл бұрын
No because it takes skills to Smoother a Cougar actually
@rodolfofrias45375 жыл бұрын
Jaseir Moore - Fight for your own life skills.
@DracoPadilla5 жыл бұрын
@@FakeSugarVillain 😂😂😂
@thelneffableus32365 жыл бұрын
Steel King Benjamin nice story lol
@colbyb83585 жыл бұрын
Steel King Benjamin omggg haha that’s too good.
@Dan-ji4db Жыл бұрын
Two different people told me the pitbull vs 9 coyotes story within the last few weeks, i think its an urban legend.
@yeboidp82483 жыл бұрын
4:16 i laughed so hard at this
@jaime170004 жыл бұрын
Joe: You ever strangle a mountain lion while on DMT ?
@LibertarianRF4 жыл бұрын
LoL
@hintoflimetostitochip79784 жыл бұрын
Jaime 1700 no one else like it it’s perfect!
@MrVandrelle4 жыл бұрын
Jaime 1700 😂😂😂😂😂
@paparain72474 жыл бұрын
😂
@jasonjackson56965 жыл бұрын
_”fire hydrant head”_ 😂😂😂
@uzairchaudhary12024 жыл бұрын
@S a C ok stop lying
@donnymoney42224 жыл бұрын
dana white: WHO ME
@justjack93184 жыл бұрын
Gwaagh gwaagh gwaagh gwagg
@cartispercs48042 жыл бұрын
Pitbull surrounded by 9 coyotes* Pitbull: I'll take you all on
@connormazenko80333 жыл бұрын
Bro Joe’s savage animal impressions always make me die
@seriousdopamine44044 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile my pitbull got beat up by a 14 year old cat.
@mathewkelly99684 жыл бұрын
serious Dopamine one of my cats did that , happened on my property ..... How I laughed
@user-ud9cd3tx3j4 жыл бұрын
serious Dopamine exact same happened to my pit bull when I was young, it messed with one of the kittens and the mother cat came and absolutely destroyed the pitbull. It sliced opened its nut sack and we had to give him away after he got well to prevent any other fights.
@kernelsanders17784 жыл бұрын
@FatDaddyoMcCarty go away loser you aint seen shit
@Lobo00114 жыл бұрын
Dude cats are vicious when pissed the smaller the worse they are it’s like trying to dodge a bullet
@kernelsanders17784 жыл бұрын
@@Lobo0011 people underestimate there unpredictability, feral instincts and how sharp there claws can get if said can maintains them
@yikes30495 жыл бұрын
Must have been John Wick's dog
@joechrow83415 жыл бұрын
Might have been funny but john wicks dog gets immediately killed in beginning of movie...And was not a fighting dog either...So your comment made no sense at all dude
@wonkothesane86915 жыл бұрын
@@joechrow8341 , the one he steals at the end of the movie. C'mon, that was obvious.
@SIRHENNY15 жыл бұрын
joe chrow you there’s 3 John wick movies right?
@joechrow83415 жыл бұрын
@@SIRHENNY1 Was the dog at the end...Was my mistake
@Jattmafia3134 жыл бұрын
It was Brad Pitt’s dog
@johns75304 ай бұрын
Pitbull goes Jack Bauer on 9 coyotes: "I know it probably looks like I'm at a disadvantage here. Trust me, I'm not."
@dano1613ify2 жыл бұрын
We had a 130 lbs and his mom was a 60 pound brindle and the dad was a regular 70 pounds black pit named midnight. And he came out of this creation like a HULK version of pit bulls...people would pull over to just look at him ... we had people offer us money to pounds of drugs just to get a pup it was crazy but I loved it...😘
@PR-yw4jt5 жыл бұрын
I killed a velociraptor in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know
@TheGodOfAllChads5 жыл бұрын
Patricia R wow they’re really are smart
@Riez_005 жыл бұрын
😆
@DGA20005 жыл бұрын
You bet your life...
@ANGELX55studios5 жыл бұрын
velociraptor = penis
@dannyteichroeb8645 жыл бұрын
Lol that's a quote from Arthur
@FrecklePecker4 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: we have you outnumbered 9 to 1 Pitbull: then get 9 more and it’ll be an even fight
@Gagliano5564 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jheiny12313 жыл бұрын
One on one in a cage pitbull wins. Against 9 there's no way in hell. The guy is a lier. Prolly just trying to brag about his dog. There's no way for a pitbull to even catch one in there environment. Those coyotes would run circles around that thing until its so tired then finish it off. That's the biggest bullshit story ever
@happy_man_x3 жыл бұрын
@@jheiny1231 why he lie
@adelorodell48363 жыл бұрын
Yes
@admiralflynn8952 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a similar quote by James Kirk in Star Trek 2009.
@casandrabarnes-oq9fy Жыл бұрын
Pitts feels pain, but like Mike Tyson, his pain only fuels his fire.
@Warriorpoet792 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a Rogan Story Cartoon.
@TheHarrisontemple5 жыл бұрын
Pit bull sees coyotes: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE
@TomasPabon5 жыл бұрын
GUUUUUUUUTS
@chrisrogers42425 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@marfamsilva41745 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I Lol'd
@XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj5 жыл бұрын
*Heavy metal intensifies*
@bigrich60753 жыл бұрын
@@TomasPabon HUGE GUTS
@rramirez84874 жыл бұрын
They need to animate the pit bull story . I need visuals lol
@austinjennings6994 жыл бұрын
Fr!
@jimmyhilley67063 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!
@batcat1212 Жыл бұрын
**Nobody** Pitbull: Mr. Worldwide
@christianbaker35642 ай бұрын
Coyotes out number pitbull 9:1 Pitbull: "Then it is an even fight"
@Danger_Devin5 жыл бұрын
I once witnessed a female coyote in heat lure a farm dog away from the house like "come get laid dog" then 4 coyotes came outta nowhere and began attacking it. Dog survived only because the farmer had a donkey that charged in and began kicking the shit outta the coyotes before we could get to it. Donkeys are "badass"🙃
@rob72695 жыл бұрын
yea they are Bad Asses. Get it? Bad asses. I know I know lame .
@sixtoherrera9865 жыл бұрын
Every farm needs a donkey
@luisvilla7995 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats crazy how donkeys beat the shit out of coyotes
@LivelyChap4 жыл бұрын
I had a relative who was losing animals out of his pasture. He got two donkeys and, within two weeks, four coyotes stomped into the ground and no more loss of livestock from then on.
@camtaylor49084 жыл бұрын
God Damn! I didn't know that! That's crazy ass hell.
@jbanks4life5 жыл бұрын
When joe said: when your on dmt and your choking out a coyote you are the universe..
@fkeita675 жыл бұрын
Bruh your comment will dominate this section😂
@atom08245 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@dennisthemenace8555 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seekingpeaceofself5 жыл бұрын
That may be the most beautiful thing I've ever read. If you'll excuse me now, I have something in my eye.
@thefracturedbutwhole54755 жыл бұрын
You're* and you're*
@sal16712 жыл бұрын
Joe " I carry a knife when I run" Rogan
@CheddarLord9 ай бұрын
Coyotes are so smart that if you are walking around looking for them, you’ll rarely ever see one. I’ve seen one up close in my whole life while hunting with my dad and the second we moved to take the shot it ran away.
@vibevisionzz36044 жыл бұрын
I love how someone does a badass thing and joe is like “He MUsT KnOW JuJiTsU”😂😂
@Vinny-bb2tj4 жыл бұрын
www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied
@BoHorn4 жыл бұрын
All of these replies are retarded as hell
@BoHorn4 жыл бұрын
Soulja Boy's Draco oh how m e t a, well done 👍🏻
@jacobreynolds39174 жыл бұрын
He must do DMT
@Vinny-bb2tj4 жыл бұрын
@uhh sk8 why the fuck would I want to kill a cat, i love cats
@GRH3165 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s got a plan until Dog Lesner gets in your face
@BusyBozz5 жыл бұрын
That one made my fucking day.
@apachedr345 жыл бұрын
Not really, ask this Mexican, Cain Velazquez 😂 😂 😂
@masonarmand89885 жыл бұрын
@@apachedr34 Ngannou Cain?
@talaverajr3913 жыл бұрын
9 Coyotes: Gotcha! Pitbull: I like your enthusiasm.
@rumpkusbumpkus9263 жыл бұрын
3:15 for the pit bull story 👌
@fireeaglefitnessmartialart9354 жыл бұрын
My friend has a rottweiler and a pitbull. Yrs ago when the pit was still young, they both got jumped by some coyotes. The rottweiler was fine I guess, and the young pit was missing for like 2 months. This was the middle of winter in Wisconsin. We were sure the pit was dead. But apparently he was found like 1 mile away near an area I used to live, in a hole in the ground. He survived for weeks after being attacked. Was a miracle.
@NiksaPSrdic2 жыл бұрын
Pit bulls are a abomination in nature
@sergazza Жыл бұрын
Probably ate the coyotes
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 Жыл бұрын
Jfc, these things are like Emperor Palatine, Omni Man and Thragg the viltrumites, Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, a methed out Tuco Salamanca, that Prince Daemon from THOTD. That is scary.
@alexrowe70634 жыл бұрын
Pitbull: you should've seen the other guys *owner sees the other guys* Owner: 0_0
@ramdharisinghdinkar10693 жыл бұрын
The Pitbull sounds like Guts from berserk
@HSPAWN-ps3bf2 жыл бұрын
My neighbor lost her dog to a coyote a few months back (jack Russell) and I was very upset for her because I own 3 dogs myself we where not close neighbors but we would wave when she or I drove by but when we finally got a chance to talk she told me what happened and warned me because she knew I had dogs but never really got to see them. So I told her thank you for the warning but my dogs should be fine and I could see it upset her a bit so I asked if she wanted to meet them because they are very friendly with humans and other animals unless I tell them not to be so she agreed and when she saw 3 100 to 130 Pound bully pitbulls come out of my back gate she looked at me and said oh okay I gotcha lol
@unknownsource4359 Жыл бұрын
are your bully pitbulls disciplined to your commands? would they die to defend you if another person or dog attacked you?
@HSPAWN-ps3bf Жыл бұрын
@@unknownsource4359 they are very well trained and if I told them to yes they would. My dogs know that aggression is a command not an instinct
@dontask310 Жыл бұрын
Shit but those lil Jack Russells aren't no punk either, he prob just got caught slippen fr
@dontask310 Жыл бұрын
@@unknownsource4359 ALMOST EVERY DIFFERENT KIND OF DOG WOULD DO THAT WHAT U JUST ASKED W/O BEING TRAINED TO DO SO THATS WHY THEY R MANS BEST FRIEND... IVE SEEN TINY LIL POODLES AND CHIHUAHUAS PROTECT THEIR OWNERS LIKE THEY WERE PIT BULLS no joke
@coolerthanu63155 жыл бұрын
Joe “that’s one of my favorite coyote death stories” Rogan
@stargazer58225 жыл бұрын
lol
@Vinny-bb2tj4 жыл бұрын
www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied
@214bands84 жыл бұрын
Vinny 35-40*
@oa98425 жыл бұрын
not to brag, but i've had a similar experience not running, not a mountain lion...it was a mosquito and I was walking, but still...
@forestfam24395 жыл бұрын
You could've got that west nile playa.. ain't no joke
@olborn_22545 жыл бұрын
O A wow such a bad ass I bet that mosquito almost got you it’s tough out here
@ripdiptatterchip38515 жыл бұрын
Atleast your here to tell the story, that’s the important part
@oa98425 жыл бұрын
@Nick Ahhh hey! what do look like? chuck Norris or something??
@silverrush25085 жыл бұрын
I imagined that in a Mitch Hedberg voice
@LucyT96114 ай бұрын
Bro pitbulls turn into the terminator when beast mode is activated
@saintboss85312 жыл бұрын
Joe : “Mastiffs are so sweet” The rest of the world: “one of the most dangerous dog breeds “
@jakeb47705 жыл бұрын
“One of my favorite coyote death stories”.....do fill us in on the rest Joe
@RickySpanish123445 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones killed one using a triangle choke.
@bustinyanutz41954 жыл бұрын
Will using the anaconda choke at the same time
@vegarosa694 жыл бұрын
Why do people hate coyotes so much? Unless you suffered big economic losses to them, I think most people are just band wagon haters.
@maj11664 жыл бұрын
vegarosa69 well I can’t speak for everyone but they killed many many of my dogs and it really took a toll on me so I kinda feel like I gotta stay a away or kill I don’t really have a middle ground even though they will rarely attack humans
@larryhart48804 жыл бұрын
This is why all though native Americans all have stories in which the coyote is always called the trickster.
@ahmedgobba95713 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they had pitbulls back then 😂
@adamsarrazin31023 жыл бұрын
Lar?
@BushidoUK973 ай бұрын
Coyotes: “There’s 9 of us and 1 of you” Pitbull: “Then it is an even fight”
@zoloo39 Жыл бұрын
Coyotes: Any last words? Pitbull: Bankai!
@xbaqqq5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I could absolutely listen to Joe Rogan talk about coyotes for hours lmfao
@Mr_Monkey_McNugget5 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen it yet, check out the episode with Dan Flores.
@craigklein55635 жыл бұрын
Fuck Joe Rogan
@dinosaurlady25 жыл бұрын
lol me too. Also about bears. love listening to him talk about animals
@ricoconti31415 жыл бұрын
Those 200lb pits are cross breed with Mastiff's.
@tazmax725 жыл бұрын
More like crossed with American bulldog
@conjoe1765 жыл бұрын
Ya those dogs a FAR from real pit bulls....a new breed really just hanging on to the old name
@thegingerfergs5 жыл бұрын
Hulk is not crossbred at all.
@johnsonbobo23765 жыл бұрын
Yeah Hulk just has a tumur on his pituitary
@rycronin845 жыл бұрын
In england and ireland there are still the old working stock pits. Adding any other breed to its dna wouldnt be worth it. Real Pitbulls will fight to the death, have ridiculous stamina. Ive always wondered what would happen against a wolf tho
@Izzy_lizzy1432 жыл бұрын
Pitbulls are like Nicky from the film casino
@SeekNDestroy215 Жыл бұрын
Bro clutched a 1v9
@1Learn2Swim34 жыл бұрын
Joe "maybe he was a jiu jitsu guy" Rogan.
@quantum52694 жыл бұрын
The mountain lion gave up, the jogger didn’t give us a chance see what he was capable of doing. Stephen A Smith
@adelorodell48363 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lukesmith60565 жыл бұрын
Joe”I run with a knife” Rogan
@skillercruz55395 жыл бұрын
Everyone runs faster with a knife!
@Anothergoogleaccount15 жыл бұрын
Skiller Cruz actually i think id run faster without a knife 😂
@moncho39985 жыл бұрын
It was in his butt yo
@dabbking5 жыл бұрын
Yeah what a pussy, bear mace and a gun is what he should run with. Oh wait he lives in Cali.
@Eric-nu2or5 жыл бұрын
same
@petedoukas9782 Жыл бұрын
This is one of Joe's favorite coyote death stories
@SonoraSlinger4 ай бұрын
Alternative reality- Riddick is played by a Pitbull
@kilik7705 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows you run faster with a knife
@pipois5 жыл бұрын
Man of culture!
@TeslaRifle5 жыл бұрын
I can dance all day! Try and hit me!
@FenderUsa5 жыл бұрын
my hearts beating
@grizznature72565 жыл бұрын
Booommm!!!!! Headshottt!!!!! Lmao
@realhusky5 жыл бұрын
@@grizznature7256 FPS !
@user-lt6lj7nc8w5 жыл бұрын
Joe"that's one of my favorite coyote death stories" Rogan
@itsyaboi90205 жыл бұрын
Damn made me laugh hard until now. dangit😂
@lachlanpurcell55375 жыл бұрын
Pervy Sage as soon as I heard that I thought “yep that’s why I listen to Joe”
@Fred_sports Жыл бұрын
we all have our own spider senses
@Thankyouham2 жыл бұрын
Joe was too into that mountain lion choke
@bfighter89304 жыл бұрын
I was stalked by a couple of coyotes and they are as sneaky as a thirty year old prostitute.
@d.k.75064 жыл бұрын
Might have been the two that you saw. When I was pig hunting one time, I had two visibly stalking me and being strange as I pulled my kill litter. I threw the pig head on the ground to get them to leave me alone and they kept following me so I put a .30-30 through the nearest one when their ears went forward and they went in to a pounce stance about twenty feet away from me (mind you a good thirty feet past the pig head). Saw maybe four others in the bush to my left take off running from what I think was a prone position. It's why I don't take shortcuts through the woods no more.
@bfighter89304 жыл бұрын
@@d.k.7506 That's a great story, but scary!! I was living in Houston, in the burbs, when I had my encounter! I do concur that they are very coordinated in their attacks, and as sneaky as sin!!!! Glad you had your 30 30!!!!!
@ufc9904 жыл бұрын
@@d.k.7506 That's how wolves sometimes work, a beta gets sent out to distract and while you're looking at it the alpha comes from behind. Wouldn't surprise me if coyotes work the same but I don't see it being as effective considering coyotes are pretty weak. Pick that fucker up by the closest leg and slam it on the ground, you'll break all sorts of shit.
@oliviahernandez93465 жыл бұрын
Rogan & His chickens...
@performancegroup3105 жыл бұрын
Yup. He mentions them all the time
@performancegroup3105 жыл бұрын
Yup. Mentions them every other show.
@oksanagilroy19505 жыл бұрын
Couote honey dicked his chickens whatever the fuck that means
@RochesterNY6075 жыл бұрын
Loves that story! Lol
@drjones81765 жыл бұрын
U can measure him hes three and a half chikens tall
@joshuaromano65383 жыл бұрын
After that fight the pit bull is my owner now 😂 I’m saying yes sir every time he barks
@fuckmesidewayzyouhaveaids47945 жыл бұрын
Recorded joes pit bull impression and made it my ring tone for messages
@DeplorableArab5 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@vinny57274 жыл бұрын
@@DeplorableArab Something tells me thats not you in your profile pic. You used some dark ass hands for the clapping emoji and your username has the word arab in it 😂
@Ashole0244 жыл бұрын
@@vinny5727 those are tan hands stfu
@oooooo63085 жыл бұрын
Joe “that pitbull was gangster” Rogan
@IAmRedherrings5 жыл бұрын
It's no funny anymore
@oooooo63085 жыл бұрын
IAmRedherrings “not” it’s a joke if you don’t like it don’t laugh ;)
@husseinkemal11945 жыл бұрын
it was Ganggggggggsterrrrr not gangster. big difference
@Anthony-du5uf5 жыл бұрын
@@IAmRedherrings It's more of a trademark for this channel, so it's expected
@Smellyjfk5 жыл бұрын
@@IAmRedherrings speak ingrish you illiterate fuck
@atlasmenswear79383 жыл бұрын
Coyotes: We have 9 of us against one of you Pittbull: then you have severely underestimated me
@Mmouse_5 ай бұрын
Joe's impression... Haha that's probably spot on.
@joeperry20655 жыл бұрын
A mastiff living for 13 years is a real long time for that breed to live.
@moto1p14 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@koolerm48064 жыл бұрын
Sure Is! As Lucky As You Are To Have Them THAT Long.......It Hurts THAT Much To Lose Them. Sad.
@whosyourdaddy8424 жыл бұрын
One of my rottweilers lived to 13, and one of my friends rottweilers was 13 as well. My boss has english mastiffs, and his first one was put down when he just turned 12. I put it down to luck and good living. My other 2 rottweilers didnt see double figures, ( 1 to cancer, 1 to a blood disease ) joe probably babied his mastiff even more than we did, but anything over 10 years for bigger dogs is just gravy. Time to enjoy them in their twilight years.