Here are the lyrics I wrote down by ear. You're... welcome? Chipotle. It's that little flame, that lights a fire inside your ass. Chipotle. It fills your heart with joy and your bowels with a full tank of gas. Everyone Here loves Chipotle AND THEY SHOULD (Spoken) Oh look that guy just came out of Chipotle! Look! Look! Wha- is he.. pooping in a dumpster? Dawh, Feeling good! (Spoken) I hope you remembered to bring some extra napkins, right? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba do do do do do I've had my colon cleansed, So, I'm ready for Chipotle, I don't know what Im going to get but I'm gonna bet it's something loaded with cheese, spoonfuls of cream Paco my taco, with beans supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! I love you so burrito-o Yeah-e-yeah You make my pee smell funny! Wrap it up Set it down Take a bite and pass it around Anytime, Anyplace Guac-amole all over my face! Those MexiCans do it right, Nap all day, Crap all night! Don't worry! Soon, the bleeding stops! Oh-yeah! I'm wearing a diaper! (JUST IN CASE) Out there, I'm nothing. I've no self-esteem! But inside Chipotle, I reign supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! Oooohhhhhh-hh I've... gotta find the men's room CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE Yeaaaah-yeuhhhhh I'll be right back.
@girlonabookshelf49226 жыл бұрын
*Patiently waits for this to be available on Spotify, ITunes or Google Play*
@singer2be2565 жыл бұрын
Varian making toilet humor jokes is something I never knew I needed
@mckennaburns56884 жыл бұрын
OMG your comment explains EVRYTHING.
@joeseventies4 жыл бұрын
I need someone to make an animatic with Varian singing this song now
@clagex0x6 жыл бұрын
listening to this after Jeremy's Chipotle accident makes it funnier.
@newsiestrash6 жыл бұрын
Clagex you right i’m done
@terroglacier9816 жыл бұрын
😂 it really does
@theblackcat27925 жыл бұрын
Yep I really does
@singer2be2565 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@Bob-ec5xj5 жыл бұрын
@@singer2be256 He went to the hospital after getting food poisoning from Chipotle.
@leilanihanaike10 жыл бұрын
I saw this in San Francisco this last Sunday and I almost died because I choked on my drink because I was laughing.
@FullMoonHowl5 жыл бұрын
He just can't get more adorable. XD
@nataliejenkins25604 жыл бұрын
I’m listening to this on the toilet after Chipotle!!!
@menahilkhan47395 жыл бұрын
Someone please animate this!! It would be incredible!! And worthy of Jeremy's greatness!!👀👏💕
@gertrudebiggins10498 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU JEREMY JORDAN.
@4dultw1thj0b6 жыл бұрын
This is so cursed in hindsight
@brh20984 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny that 4 years after this, he “almost died” because of Chipotle 😂
@ValpCreates24 күн бұрын
Funny because in that video, people didn’t realize he was acting and called him dramatic and hated on him, but he is an actor, so of course he’s gonna be dramatic, and if they were hating on him instead of realizing he was joking (the reaction, not the getting sick part), then that proves he’s a good actor, not a bad actor like how others were saying, besides, he’s been in a lot of shows and he is an amazing actor ❤! Those people hating on him clearly don’t know him well enough to know he is an amazing actor, and that it’s his job to be dramatic 🤦♀️! The news was crazy to take him that seriously, because look at all the unnecessary hate he got from that!
@loxishortridge11356 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is Varian and I'm fucking dying
@millieharrison99257 жыл бұрын
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
@kkstar12975 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHA! I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I LOVE JEREMY JORDAN! LOL!
@mckennaburns56885 жыл бұрын
THIS SONG IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY XD XD
@Isabella14975 жыл бұрын
This has been stuck in my head all day at work. I hope you're happy. 😂😂😂😂😂
@oliviaggallup7 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is still beautiful?
@peacelovetennis1010 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I freaking love this!! He should also make one about taco bell :)
@bro-kc5xd6 жыл бұрын
I love him 😂❤️
@TrixiaDelaRosa9 жыл бұрын
Love this!!! Every time I listen to it, I literally crave Chipotle xD
@mckennaburns56885 жыл бұрын
somebody animate this, too!
@singer2be2565 жыл бұрын
Make a video of Varian singing it
@mckennaburns56884 жыл бұрын
@@singer2be256 YES!! HAVE VARIAN SING THIS!!
@aia45286 жыл бұрын
there’s TB saga and then there’s this someone please get it
@pileofgoodthings4 жыл бұрын
||-// ;)
@0_0ethan672 жыл бұрын
i'm not the only one who thought that
@clairelundin118 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS ❤
@hannahwashere210 жыл бұрын
Dang. I wanted him to sing a song from Book Of Mormon /:
@theblackcat27924 жыл бұрын
Oh my guess he never knew years later he would get sick at that place
@kimmychan19675 жыл бұрын
This is the most epic thing ever. Lol
@chloebutler84384 жыл бұрын
Yknow, they do say hindsight is 20/20.
@angel2k868 жыл бұрын
Switch on the subtitles.
@kameronsurrett35006 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@WinnSch0tt8 ай бұрын
“I didn’t get ittttttt. Don’t make me feel bad 😔🥺”
@checkersnotthefastfoodplac9624 жыл бұрын
ill be right back
@sherriemyers16565 жыл бұрын
*PICK YOU'RE BATTLES* This or TB Saga 1 Like= this 1 reply= TB Saga
@0_0ethan672 жыл бұрын
can you choose both
@terroglacier9816 жыл бұрын
The puns
@nivis2189 жыл бұрын
What's going on at the end? Why Jeremy had to apologize?
@lianamorales17417 жыл бұрын
Nivis some guy said get a break. and told him to get off the stage i guess couldn't hear clearly