The deadpan "he was somewhere on 9/11" destroyed me
@SirDuoDai3 ай бұрын
same xD
@benjaminlough19763 ай бұрын
Lol same 😂
@Alex-qj3wp3 ай бұрын
in some way, we all are ❤
@elywahl95203 ай бұрын
@Alex-qj3wp I mean... I was born in 2004 and sperm only last about 72 hours... soo ig I was cosmic space dust during 9/11..?
@r1pperduck3 ай бұрын
In crying😂
@aphextwinkie4103 ай бұрын
"Yes or no, where were you on 9/11" is the most Jschlatt question I've ever heard
@oskarallen3 ай бұрын
get round in the season
@IRLZeni3 ай бұрын
He out-Schllatted schlatt
@venturasoul3 ай бұрын
GET ROUND IN THE SEASON
@darwingxcx3 ай бұрын
W fishmans pfp
@abcdefzhij3 ай бұрын
Long Season studio > Live
@Crlarl3 ай бұрын
He finally got payback for the "unlimited games but no games" question.
@littlelotus7973 ай бұрын
Yes
@moonwhooper3 ай бұрын
Yes
@corgss2 ай бұрын
he didnt even say it
@jasonskumanich35616 күн бұрын
Sark enters the chat
@ismailozer110 күн бұрын
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games or games, unlimited games but no games?
@Swifter5033 ай бұрын
“So your name is Jared?” “No.” “Hey Jared!” “Yea? AWWWWWW”
@WhatAmIBrewing10 күн бұрын
💀
@Limelightttttt3 ай бұрын
Where were you on 9/11…. “Yes”
@yohanafreya8563 ай бұрын
Love the name and pfp😭
@slamminsammy9413 ай бұрын
lol I’m holding my phone and a banana I’m eating before the gym , and I’m laughing out loud from this stupid video and the comment and I dropped my fucking banana , and now have to eat something else for the gym , damnit , I definitely don’t laugh and drop food so I guess the video did its job lol
@slamminsammy9413 ай бұрын
lol I also was somewhere on 9/11
@MrFuzziiWuzzii3 ай бұрын
We finally have confirmation of his heinous actions
@SpykelucLP3 ай бұрын
I‘m the 10.000th like on this o7
@audihaziq41683 ай бұрын
Jared Shat is a mischievous name fr
@pixelreaper79533 ай бұрын
Jared shat 😭😭😭
@freeshavocado3 ай бұрын
Isn't his name Jonathan schlatt 💀💀🤨
@redspiderlilys63 ай бұрын
@@freeshavocadohe’s never confirmed that i think it’s just most people seeing J and thinking “John”
@kazooke3 ай бұрын
@@redspiderlilys6some high school photo of his I’m pretty sure had Johnathan as his first name
@I_Eated_The_Soap3 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ Jared use the toilet next time
@trveno3 ай бұрын
I'd rather believe his real name is jschlatt than believe it's Jared
@Zebzu003 ай бұрын
Schlatt is his last name. So the J stands for his first name.
@JPPAS3 ай бұрын
jschlatt is not a name, schlatt is a surname and the J stands for a forename (johnathan i think)
@wumbr64673 ай бұрын
his real name is John Schlatter dont worry
@shualel3 ай бұрын
@@JPPASyall need some reading comprehension
@satan693 ай бұрын
i always thought of him as a jebediah for some reason and i refuse to acknowledge any other name. just like i refuse to use any surname for charlie other than slimecicle
@jacksonlovellnesfield84693 ай бұрын
"where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" is anthonys revenge for, "would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games, or unlimited games but no games?"
@gamer3ed4843 ай бұрын
Should’ve asked “Schlared” what he was up to in ‘99.
@MultiSaintsfan1233 ай бұрын
Oh, we're doing the completely unoriginal NPC comment on this video too?
@Mr.Garman3 ай бұрын
@@MultiSaintsfan123 nice profile picture💀
@Weezer_lover_693 ай бұрын
@MultiSaintsfan123 I thought yall (you and the person you were replying to) were the same person because the orange pfps
@sheepketchup90593 ай бұрын
@@MultiSaintsfan123 npc reply
@osmosiscerulean3 ай бұрын
@@MultiSaintsfan123it's a fuckin community joke not a site-wide thing. fuck up
@r4yv13 ай бұрын
I've seen Jonathan, jebediah, and now jared. he's a man with many identities. I really hope his real name is jay 💀
@swegs13 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure Jonathon is his actual real name
@hobistinyheartbag3 ай бұрын
Not even a single James? Jack? Jake?
@polkka77973 ай бұрын
Iirc as well I’m pretty sure schlatt is his last name irl, could be wrong though
@swegs13 ай бұрын
@@polkka7797 It is.
@Ry_TSG3 ай бұрын
@@polkka7797Jonathan Schlatter
@BroskeplayzАй бұрын
Jared “Shlaugenhouser” was flabbergasted by the 9/11 question
@dsing14593 ай бұрын
That guy doing the test has been proven to say what he's paid to
@realperson28363 ай бұрын
yeah this is entertainment not law enforcement
@blazingblight27063 ай бұрын
@@realperson2836 Yeah, but it does give people the wrong idea about the reliability of polygraphs which I wouldn't say is a good outcome.
@magnum_cx88053 ай бұрын
@@blazingblight2706They’re already considered unreliable though. They’re can only be used as an interrogation technique, the results can’t be used for anything. And imo they shouldn’t be used in serious contexts at all.
@blazingblight27063 ай бұрын
@@magnum_cx8805 I mean yeah, I’m aware and I agree completely. My point was that when they’re used like this I believe it additionally causes harm because of slanted public perception that polygraphs somehow do provide valuable results. While they of course aren’t admissible in a courtroom, there are some minor social consequences in believing you can weed out the truth from someone else through any sort of machine or repeatable process. Even if it’s on a show like this, there’s consequences in that people watching this now believe the ‘answers’ being told to them by the man behind the monitor acting as a professional.
@nikolowolokin3 ай бұрын
@@blazingblight2706oh my god man its just a video made for fun, not some profound life lesson about the accuracy of polygraphs.
@supersouda3 ай бұрын
found out schlatt’s real name before gta6
@benjaminlough19763 ай бұрын
Dang
@sera_pawless3 ай бұрын
XD lol
@goldennebula50133 ай бұрын
@@benjaminlough1976just to be clear Jared is NOT his real name lol I think you can find it if you search on Google tho
@lesbean3893 ай бұрын
It's Johnathan
@_BIGSteve3 ай бұрын
I don’t really get this joke. This one kinda makes sense but I’ve seen people say “we got a solar eclipse before GTA6” like yeah no shit, everyone knew it was coming
@noam2423 ай бұрын
Ok so just so people know: he is a real detection operator but all of his work is for the media industry on camera so he encourages his employees to let him fudge results for comedic or dramatic content. From what I know he has also kind of strong armed his competition so he is almost the only operator that does this kind of job.
@MultiSaintsfan1233 ай бұрын
Lee detectors in general are bullshit as well. There's a reason why they're not admissible evidence in court
@pertlicious70833 ай бұрын
im glad to see this comment, thank you
@matthewpark34353 ай бұрын
was looking for this comment
@thegoddamnbatman10473 ай бұрын
What proof do you have he's strong armed anyone? Also what would that even look like in this context
@effbar24003 ай бұрын
@@thegoddamnbatman1047there's a video on it with sources
@GospodinWolf3 ай бұрын
Man, the "he was somewhere on 9/11" made me crash
@ImTrans-Former3 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT this guy was somewhere on 911.
@czern63303 ай бұрын
"Schlane" knows where he was on that specyfic day
@enzo_gabriel39643 ай бұрын
*Jared
@SickBuckNaStY3 ай бұрын
Crashin a plane, totaly insane in the membrane!
@kusuossecretgf54013 ай бұрын
@ville__ your mom
@Ratissh3 ай бұрын
@ville__I want this to be true so I can die
@toastlii3 ай бұрын
A second shlane has hit the towers
@crodudebro3 ай бұрын
WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11 YES OR NO??!!!
@its_just_jasper3 ай бұрын
YESS!!
@GoldenTheaterYT3 ай бұрын
Yes is probably the most suspicious answer lmao
@CursedIbis3 ай бұрын
No!
@nutelasaur94533 ай бұрын
like the pokemon RSE npc that asks "where are you from?" and your only options are yes and no, with appropriate responses from the NPC for either answer
@aguynamedsmith64893 ай бұрын
@@its_just_jasperPOLYGRAPH SAYS TRUEEE! HE WAS SOME WHERE ON 9/11!!!
@xXD3M0NxW01FXx3 ай бұрын
Anthony jumping straight to the 9/11 question is the funniest thing ever. 😂
@DamonHiggs3 ай бұрын
Do these KZfaqrs know there’s more than 1 guy with a polygraph machine ?
@mercedes_nutsАй бұрын
This guy is their favorite bc he doesn't give actual factual results, he just says what will make the audience laugh/cause drama
@gstheprotector29 күн бұрын
Nuh uh, it’s just like gender, there’s only one!
@KanashimiMusic22 күн бұрын
There pretty much literally isn't
@sharalakid3 ай бұрын
"Schlatt" was somewhere on 9/11 confirmed. Caught in 4k even.
@noalarm23 ай бұрын
1080p for free, but if you pay extra you get the video in 4k
@shonwooten65503 ай бұрын
WHERE ARE YOU FROM??? > Yes No
@maxonator39133 ай бұрын
I understand this reference! lmao (from Pokemon RSE I think, right?)
@shonwooten65503 ай бұрын
@@maxonator3913 Yessir, Pacifidlog islands to be exact 🤙🏼
@DoMorrMusic3 ай бұрын
Cambridge, Massachusetts
@justfred686326 күн бұрын
Weird way to ask if he was alive during 911
@ShenoUzumaki3 ай бұрын
We don't trust john the polygraph guy lol.
@StickmanKobe3 ай бұрын
If they ask about what “shlared” did in 99, the machine might be afraid to talk
@WatNeedsYucks23 күн бұрын
what he did
@mustnz9983 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, it's Jared Schlatt
@DerpyCrafter303 ай бұрын
@ville__ Thanks for the curse. I've been wanting to be unalived for years now.
@bigheadrat94933 ай бұрын
@ville__No one is scared of a weak and fragile man who has an edited picture of a obscure character from a old cartoon in his profile picture
@mustnz9983 ай бұрын
@ville__ Fuck yes, finally.
@YoshisVinyl3 ай бұрын
@@bigheadrat9493guys a bot I see him doing this shit every lmao also tons of alt right signage on the pfp. YIKES
@CombatEditss3 ай бұрын
Jesus Schlatt
@sevdev993 ай бұрын
this is not Jonathan Schlatt. This is Jared Schlatt. WHERES THE ORIGINAL JSCHLATT
@makomuru3 ай бұрын
Should've asked, "would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games unlimited games but no games."
@JPPAS3 ай бұрын
he did later in the video
@SaturnFreak3 ай бұрын
"Antfarm" was absolutely flabbergasted to learn the true identity of serial killer JSchlatt on the first guess
@FilmopolisGaming3 ай бұрын
Antfarm 💀
@PatLund3 ай бұрын
I know this guy makes up the results to make funnier clips, but goddamn does it work. 😂
@xen66013 ай бұрын
Yes, he wasn't anywhere on 9/11 because he was going by a different name and identity, then
@shiaakatsuki78653 ай бұрын
*"I've met Jared."* "Of course I've met Jared..." *"The one who took you away from me."*
@irllylikecheesecake20 күн бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS 😭💀
@hexagonal693 ай бұрын
Asking "where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" cracked me up.😂
@Oribi_oxi3 ай бұрын
I can’t believe jschlatt said he did 9/11, unforgivable 🤬
@jesterfoxandslime46403 ай бұрын
I like to think Schlatts Real name doesn't even start with a J. It's just something he'd do
@sorrowandsufferin9243 ай бұрын
Until Jared said "yes", I was convinced he was asleep.
@crash42713 ай бұрын
honestly wouldnt shock me if this name reveal is another elaborate bit
@MarshsAUTacity3 ай бұрын
I love that the "where were you on 9/11?" is a yes or no question for him 😭🤣 like no specification, just yes or no 💀
@robbieboydudeguy3 ай бұрын
He really pulled the infinite games but no games type question on The Jarring
@Gamer-dl7wk3 ай бұрын
"Where were you on 9/11 Yes or no?" I had the similar reaction to Schlatt LOL!
@advanceringnewholder3 ай бұрын
Whether "Jared is his correct name or not, he is now.
@thepotatoportal693 ай бұрын
You (don't make sentence properly, I don't know.
@eternallyd3d3 ай бұрын
This will be the year where we find out what jslong actually did to the queen
@JohnathanDavisstoothpaste3 ай бұрын
His name being jared just makes such sense
@technomanuel3 ай бұрын
Actually, Johnathan, his name is Jonathan
@rerun6263 ай бұрын
The fact that Anthony did this is just legendary. Amazing stuff here, I was crying 😂😂
@MultiMrsmurf3 ай бұрын
“He was somewhere on 9/11” that detector operator 💀😂
@justopher84873 ай бұрын
The video: getting emotional with jaschlatt The reel:
@Adminomnid3 ай бұрын
he got so mad on the first question
@Copperthefox3 ай бұрын
That second question caught me off guard lmao😂
@L0n3N0n3nt1ty3 ай бұрын
I love this. It's my youtube taste as a kid and my youtube taste now
@jasonpark52473 ай бұрын
I laughed at the yes or no line way more than I should have
@illeaglememes91763 ай бұрын
I can’t believe what “Schlared” did to those poor 3000 innocent souls.
@theyIuvkiwi3 ай бұрын
“yeah i’ve met jared” 😭
@joshuastarcher68013 ай бұрын
"What happened in '99, yes or no?"
@KnapfordMaster983 ай бұрын
Funny, but reminder that this polygraph guy is super sketchy.
@Lorelaibells3 ай бұрын
how is he sketchy
@blazingblight27063 ай бұрын
@@Lorelaibells Because polygraphs aren't a reliable tool and the guy peddles false info both about them and about the results he's supposedly getting.
@Lorelaibells3 ай бұрын
@@blazingblight2706 fair
@_its_lunar_3 ай бұрын
Schlatt’s real name is John Schlatter, you can see it on his old high school website
@JPPAS3 ай бұрын
how can i find that website?
@Daltr_n2 күн бұрын
you either get Rick Rolled or live long enough to get Weezered.
@DatWooferson13 күн бұрын
That’s the most Jared Schlatt question I’ve ever allowed to enter my skull.
@RizingHorizon3 ай бұрын
It’s been confirmed. “Jared Schlutlord” was somewhere on 9/11
@JollyBlackwell3 ай бұрын
Doesn't Schlatt have massive hereditary heart problems
@Certified_pedophille18 күн бұрын
Anthony should have gotten him a gallon of jack daniels😂
@leetifier3 ай бұрын
Jared "Schlatt" Fogle
@AbubakarSW3 ай бұрын
Jareld. VERY UNEXPECTED NAME
@johnwerner693 ай бұрын
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.. He was in northern Canada
@WatNeedsYucks23 күн бұрын
really?
@johnwerner6914 күн бұрын
@@WatNeedsYucks yup
@WatNeedsYucks13 күн бұрын
@@johnwerner69 wpw
@johnwerner6913 күн бұрын
@@WatNeedsYucks you don’t know Norm McDonald?
@WatNeedsYucks13 күн бұрын
@@johnwerner69 no? who is he?
@spaceghost39413 ай бұрын
Schlatt gettin thicccc
@illeatthat29 күн бұрын
Schlitt was Schlatting himself with that outta pocket question
@jaredadkinson3 ай бұрын
As someone named Jared, I also almost responded to “So Jared”
@Blue-di9hwАй бұрын
Didnt Wilbur Soot write about a Jared....?
@averycrazycat498725 күн бұрын
”Ah i was in the cockpit”
@JarckyАй бұрын
That joker laugh after his secret identity was revealed made me feel like something terrible was about to happen as a consequence
@salvi923 ай бұрын
This guy is a fraud
@Kvothe43 ай бұрын
This guy is a known fraud, just says whatever he thinks is good for content. Disappointed to see him on this channel
@daiMac_3 ай бұрын
Yeah but his minecraft videos are pretty funny
@RealMephres3 ай бұрын
who?
@avokka3 ай бұрын
Considering Schlatt grew up with smosh and the like, this is like watching a kid competing against their dad
@PunkRatSoda16 күн бұрын
"Schline Shleven" was caught off guard.
@exoticafton620819 күн бұрын
This cast „your new boyfriend“ into a new light now
@A_Buster96933 ай бұрын
"Jonathan Schlatt" will never be forgiven for the heinous crimes he committed on 9/11.
@Ricky.Lamarine3 күн бұрын
He’s hard to read but really great to look at
@En4xys18 күн бұрын
I wish jschlatt won
@lewismossop3 ай бұрын
I love Jeffrey Schlatt. He was clearly named after his favourite icon.
@alphanugg3t4603 ай бұрын
Ngl, feels kinda fun to share the name of jschlatt
@RealCoolstriker643 ай бұрын
This is his punishment for that “unlimited games question”
@High_Diamond3 ай бұрын
Its all shit and giggles untill we remember Wilbur's song "You're New Boyfriend" 💀
@eristhanewood3 ай бұрын
I KNEW IT! I always knew he was indeed somewhere
@paymynt3 ай бұрын
I KNEW IT - the interviewer, probably
@That_one_afkguy3 ай бұрын
The last time someone called him Jared was back in 99... watch your back.
@IKnowNoEnglish11 күн бұрын
"He was somewhere in 9/11" blud im crying c:
@whoisadaline3 ай бұрын
"fast and furious" was left piddlywonked
@Ulvorskets3 ай бұрын
Anthony reversed the questions that most likely be asked by schlerb
@turtlesandwich773 ай бұрын
"He was somewhere on 9/11" Ladies and gentlemen... we got him
@maddisonruby25307 күн бұрын
Jchlog was very disappointed during this conversation
@cosmicwonderer6269Ай бұрын
Even if he's not, he is the most jared looking jared to exist.
@christianremboldt15573 ай бұрын
"Where were you on 9/11? Yes or no?" Sounds like a question congress would ask
@b4rshvd2 ай бұрын
the name of Jared "Schlaboingboing" was genius.
@MetalTeaCup3 ай бұрын
“Excuse me???” Appropriate response
@dailydoseofgamingbuzzz26 күн бұрын
This interview was SO funny XD Everyone is crying at the end
@De_Thunder3 ай бұрын
"Jared" definitely wasn't in a plane on the 9th of November in 2001.
@TheGoldSerpent3 ай бұрын
Simple question Jared! Answer the question, Jared!
@SEALLYYYY3 ай бұрын
So I guess. What Wilbur was referring "Jared" was schlatt.
@adamixzioberАй бұрын
rest in peace JaredS, you will be missed.🕊🕊🕊
@FrostedJr2 ай бұрын
C'mon Jared.... Fess up.
@scabrous3 ай бұрын
Finally an interview from this channel worth watching
@lemoncurry3513 ай бұрын
“Unlimited bacon with no games or unlimited games with no games, yes or no?”