I'm pissing myself laughing at this exact point.. he's just guessing now... I'm crying with laugher... this is awesome... pause... oh... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah you're right 😂 I couldn't stop laughing when he was thinking about that word...good job he looked it up because he went out side and said"hello there you look like a nonce" 🚑 🏥

Lmao safe to say it's DEFINITELY NOT a compliment 🤣🤣🤣

Nonce is a acronym for Not Of Normal Criminal Element. (prison slang) that was hilarious !

I always thought Nonce was a prat 🤣 learn something new every day 😂😂🇬🇧

Same I was dying when he said that, the innocence 🤣🤣

Same

When this word came up I thought "Oh OH! This is going to be interesting"

You missed pished, pish and talking it.

Taking a piss is also every different too taking the piss

Oh and I'll add "on the piss up" haha

or "a load of bollocks" and "the dog's bollocks"

What about pissing the night away?

Yeah, we used to call the nit nurse the same name at our school! Except we said head explorer instead of bug.

We used to call her ‘nitty Nora the bug explorer’ too

We said the same

I remember there being the nit nurse in the first year and possibly second year of primary school so for me like 1991-1992

American footnote: _Nora_ and _explorer_ rhyme when Brits pronounce them.

I agree im from west midlands and admittedly 80% of these words are used here but mostly by younger generation (roadman talk) is what I call it and most of which its normally kids who smoke weed or people in there 20s who say these things im 30 and I didnt even no 20% of them myself ! For example I knew bare means loads like I got bare weed etc if you was roadman thats what they would say but for me I dont say it like that I say for example "my cupbaords are bare meaning nothing in them! So yeah your right ! I also thought that squiffy means like "oh you smell a little squiffy " I have used that term myself before but I've never heard it as being for getting squiffy like or feeling squiffy I thought it meant like squiffy as in dirty smelly etc.... other than that the rest wasn't really English slang per say most people know these including American and canadians ! I've heard Americans say quite a few of them myself, they must have come from younger subscribers as my kind of English slang is much different "black country" and its one of the worst in the uk lol but also one of the most historic and best in my opinion my English is very very broken and I'm not a brummie I hate being called that im a yam yam we have completly different ways of talking im a early 90s kid 91 lol so I was brought up in black country so were all my parents because of this my black country accent is very prominent lol 😆 👌 😂. Love it or hate it like marmite lol 😆 ❤ ♥

@@spookyncutey4577 a few of my mates were "roadmen" wanna be ones...it was so bizarre hearing their speech change over a short period of time. I'm more of a indie/punk/alt but somehow we all melded well. I felt like the odd one out never being in trackies/trainers but I learnt alot. They might look like bad people, but loads of them were fun, friendly and welcoming. But there is loads of people who give anything a bad name.

@@spookyncutey4577 it feels wierd to know that other yam yams exist on the Internet 😂

@@kianisherwood9355 wolves ay we?! 😂 I had never heard of squiffy before in my life so I was as surprised as they were

@@RxDg9496 I'm actually a tesco bag AKA the 3rd worst and 3rd best club in the West Midlands 😂 but still nice to see a yam yam even if a dog head and same I've never heard of squiffy

Peng isn't super modern. I briefly went to a boarding school (for naughty kids) roughly around 15yrs ago and there was a lot of kids from London that used to go. They'd use that word a lot & coming from Buckinghamshire I hadn't heard half the words they used to use.

You’re just old

I'm from the south, but not London, and old, so I knew some, nonce is old, but bare in that context is new, so London-centric is just that, a lot of slang used in London, is not known elsewhere.

Peng is not English slang. Of Caribbean origin. I have never heard it before and I have always lived close to London. And Dead Ting not English either. Innit is used incorrectly by minority groups it just means ‘is’nt it’. Like “it,s really cold today innit” mainly London East End slang.

They are pretty much just black working class London slang.

Same, I couldn’t stop laughing

Yeah that was funny 😂

lol! :)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

We're you choking or gagging 🤣🤣

hehe :D

Im curious to know where that comes from tbh here in the states we keep it simple our prison term is just "chomo"

@@JustinJurazick also I’ve heard them to be called bacons. With bacon bonce being the rhyming slang for nonce

That cracked me up too

Yeah, means disgusting

Tru dat

Brrrrappp yes blud

You learn something new every day, great fact

The word originally meant 'for one purpose' an old English word Didnt know thats what it stood for in the context you mentioned though, everyday is a school day I guess, lol

That's a backronym, so it's complete bollocks.

Darren, have you a source for your info, cheers?

@@stevemoppett2759 a simple Google search would have found it for you, its very worrying you know how to put people down but can't figure out how to seek information out for yourself when you have Google in your pocket

So did Adam Johnson xD

How many nonces you pulled ehh🤣

... he drank too much and was over the toilet gagging. His bird didn't mind though, she was still gagging for it, then she was gagging 🤨🤣🤣🤣

Actually its used commonly where i am lol

never heard it once

@@cooldude4643 I've been called it.... But by my cousin so it doesn't really count 😂 Thats the one and only time I've ever been peng 😂

Used to refer to good coke

@@CyanideSunshines It's not British slang.

Yeah squiffy never heard it used in that context of someone's a bit squiffy I'd assume they were unwell

I've heard & used all of these, minus squiffy. Wish I was under 20, nope, I'm 32. I used to use "peng" a lot through my mid & late 20s.

@@MrSiBrum I never heard of peng but asked my younger niece who says it's from a reality program.

Squiffy is actually Victorian slang for drunk….so, not been in general use since early 20th century, unless like me you like to use old slang every now and again! 😁

@@MrSiBrum I think the problem with squiffy is not that you're too old but too young. I'm mid 30s and never used it but I've heard the boomer generation use it. Not sure how common it is. Also heard it used in the same context as skew whiff, like askew.

You was nodding no? 😂

You don't nod 'no'.

​@@whatwhatyep*were

@@73kevdoc Thanks. It were a simple slip of thought.

Londoner, say no more.@@whatwhatyep

Peeeing

I sometimes use " scew wiff" to mean the same thing, something is off course or out of line. That picture's a bit " scew wiff" I'm from North West England

I use squiffy for dodgy, ie I feel a bit squiffy today.

We use it in East anglia. And 'on the huh' aswell.

Or black British youths who think they are Jamaican

@@dmxdex black brits who think their Jamaican? 😂 make it make sense

@@dmxdex where do you think these black brits parents/Grandparents come from?

Bad means good. Fire means good. Cold means good. Etc etc.

@@danielgardecki1046 nithered and brass monkeys means cold.

Bare is actually a slang which was created wrongly by London black youth who were influenced by West Indian/Jamaican culture and mistook the pure which in a strong West Indian accent sounds like pare.

@@enosger erm no its part of antonymic slang "Wicked" = "Good" "Sick" = "Pleasant" "Raw" = "Fresh" "Baaaad" = "Niiice" "Bare" = "Plenty"

I like to think I'm middle aged as well so I keep extending the middle :)

Agree! 😃

Yeah peng for instance.

You’re just old

I have to agree, not summat we'd hear up north.

I've heard some of these words on telly and stuff, but I'm a 45 year old Scottish woman, I'd just sound like an idiot if I started busting out slang like this, I think my family would section me tbh 🤣

@@Kazza_8240 I am a 61 year old lady working in health care in the South East of England . I regularly bust out modern phrases just for the hilarity of it 😅 I am also Scottish so that adds to the amusement 😅 I am fortunate to be good friends with a co-worker who is mixed race with teenage sons ! I learn this stuff from her boys , add to the mix my actual name is Karen 🤔 An old white lady called Karen busting out this stuff 😅😅👍👋💕

@@99fruitbat94 no way! My name's Karen too! That does sound funny tbh 😂

Very much a London thing.

there was an old computer in our computer studies room at upper school branded 'Wang', that not surprisingly cause a bit of giggling when we first saw it 😁

This is a bit of an ignorant take since they're mostly derived from Jamaican patois so will be used be Jamaican descendents across the country and has nothing to do with "pretending" to be from London

@@MrJoeshipley and the vast majority of Jamaican immigrants live in and around London. Both now and when the Windrush generation from the west indies began to arrive. So much so that the slang derived from patois became almost synonymous with inner city urban youth.

@@Bridgercraft this needs a longer form conversation than I can be arsed to type on my phone but the tldr is that there are many reasons why people would use what is called MLE outside of London. And yes I'm aware of what the L stands for.

@@MrJoeshipley you're right, there are other reasons, mostly when they have roots within or upbringing around people of afro Caribbean descent. But there are also a LOT of kids who use MLE slang just because they are influenced by Musicians, actors and celebrities who use it natively.

I have to agree with you on that, I have never ever heard anyone say they were squiffy when drunk, queasy, or tipsy maybe amongst other terminology lol. squiffy all over the place and a mess, I can understand the logic to tye it to being drunk, but it's in the wrong context. I would say for example, when your eyes go askew and everything is all over the place they have gone squiffy.

i think of squiffy as more a posh term for a drunk, something like 'ok, yah, tarquin was a bit squiffy after the soiree last night' 😜

" I'm feeling a wee bit squiffy " when you feel you've had a few too many but you're not blind drunk. ( I'm 66 yrs old but really only heard it in 1940 - 60's films)

Yeah I always knew "squiffy" as being like "a bit 'off'", or being skewiff, I assumed that squiffy and skewiff were linguistically connected. So maybe would use it if feeling a little unwell, not full blown poorly, just a bit nauseous, under the weather, queasy, squiffy. Yes, I think best definition for how I know it, is "a bit off". For things, objects, generally being a bit off, skewiff might fit better. e.g: "what happened in here?! The pictures are wonky and all the furnitures a bit skewiff"

@@seeyouanon2931 to me that would be skew whiff/whiffy. Squiffy is definitely drunk.

I've heard - Not Of Normal Criminal Element, but i can believe your's to be true

Hi Whisper proof do you have a source for this definition, cheers?

I’ve heard “Not Of Normal Criminal Exercise” when I was on Jury service but I could be mistaken, yours does sound right also

I think the original meaning word gagging has increased in use since covid test as people complain that it makes them gag.

It can even baffle your English neighbours...

Totally baffle your English neighbours lol

Wean=Baby. Scunnerred=Bored. Peely Wally=Pale

Maybe you could show them.what a Glasgow kiss😄

@@youser1093 I don't want to frighten them 😬

That's incorrect. Widely know in the West Mids also. Probably known elsewhere too.

Council workers 😂

I'm still in blissful ignorance 🤗🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No sweat, bruv, it ain't that deep, u get me?

Aren't road men just that?

Don't hurt the poor boy lol 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Would a Welsh one work too

Agree, never heard Squiffy in my life. Unless referring to something that's "askew" like a version of skeewiff but nah... nae cunts calling their dick "old chap"

And kids always find new slang on social media. Haha

or Irish😀

Unless you're talking to prince Andrew, in which case it might be accurate

@@asaturner4097 no, I don't think he would take that as a compliment

Also prison rhyming slang: "Bacon bonce - nonce."

His trouble and strife you mean? 🤣

From London now live in Kent and for me squiffy does mean starting to get drunk.

Or food has gone bad, its gone squiffy. Lol

I'm from Yorkshire too, some of the words I've never heard of before this video, ie, dead ting & peng, to me bare means empty or naked, it must be the younger generations that use them, not oldies like me. Squiffy definitely means tipsy though, plus I've never heard scone pronounced as scon locally or anywhere northern really,

I grew up in a farming area in Devon, we would also say those slang words as well. Best wishes