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This video uploaded right on time. I’m going to be home alone for about a month, but because of Juan now I’m fully prepared for any possible intruders. There’s a spatula, coat hanger, and fly scatter waiting in every room of my apartment.

This home defense system is great and simple I like it!!! 👍 Retired my first dirty nasty yucky criminal already thank you Juan 🙏

The German Shepherd didn't even care. He is so used to David/Juan. Lol

I’ll make sure to remember to use those three things when someone try’s to break into my house!

Love the vids man! Absolutely hilarious 😂

"Don't leave me. . . . . . . .hanging" You killed me bro 🤣🤣😅😅👍👍

I want to see more of juan😂 cause it’s hilarious

Oh Juan! You are my home defense hero! 🤩🤩🤩

HAHAHA 😂 I love Juan! I also learned some new words....unless 🤔 Juan is lying to us, I wouldn't put it past him...Thank you David!

I NEED MORE!!! JUAN EPISODES ARE MY FAVORITE TO WATCH!! Im such a big fan!!

Still love it after years

I remember that wooden spoon to be alot bigger than the one you showed us😂😂 I still have the marks 😥

The doggo made it even funnier at the end 😂

😂😂 Juan is a genius I can’t wait to learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse

Juan can beat any tv character. His only weakness is his mother and la chancla

Finally, weapons I can use when I'm tired of shooting things!

I just love the use of the fly swatter.

Thank you Juan for showing me this budget home defense system I hired a hit man just to test it

Thanks Juan! I’m going to take your advice, but first I need to learn Spanish coz those weapons sound a lot more convincing in Spanish 🤭. Man, I can’t wait for advice on the zombie apocalypse. I know it’s not far off coz I see some every day at work! 🤣

Considering all the gun violence and all the people claiming they need guns to protect themselves, this is a very helpful video

I have one more for you, if someone breaks into your house, don’t call 911! Just call your mom, the perp will have a chancla at his head in two seconds.

Feels like the old days, love this man

Damn David funny as hell. Especially how you compare the mata moscas and the lonjas. 😂

Loved the video, would love more of these.

we missed you juan❤️

I now want to see an action film where Juan beats all the bad guys using these methods.

This was hilarious! “Un poquito mensito” 😂 that would be me cutting myself on accident!!!

Yay now I can defense my house

Dang, can't wait for the next video

Lol! That Vicks will cure everything 😂

I will remember this Juan

The spanish words just made it much funnier 😂

Fantastic 101 of how to protect your house. Plus funny 🤣😂🤣

Me Encanta! Me recuerda de mi madre y abuela 🥰

I LOVE 💗 this!!! BUENISIMO!!! 😂

These tips will come in handy

Best home self defense ever

LOL! Thank you for the video! ☺♥

I love your videos so much and I even love when Juan is there he makes me laugh so hard sometimes

love that Liddy is in the background watching!

Juan: Catches fly in mid air 2:12 time stamp Fly: Yells careful, careful! Juan: Then smacks it with fly swatter. Fly: Screams in pain! Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i respectfully request "baby david vs juan"

You could give Kevin from home alone lessons 😆🤣

Another masterpiece

And what if that person has a gun??? "Now that's a juavenger level threat"

Chonclas might not be a household item but they also do the trick 😂

Part 2 plsss i alr love it smmm!!!

That is the best advice ever

100% gonna use these methods

Oh yes Juan the best character

Squirt of lime and a sprinkle of chille and salt makes your finger-tips into non-lethal-deterrents, any contact with the assailants eyelids will make their eyeballs delicious. Any stove has something on top, in the unfortunate event of assailants catching you in the kitchen, use the stove-tops and scream "SPIDER!", and beat the shit out of him while he thinks you're swatting the spider. Remember the junk drawer. Anyone can break in but if you whip the junk drawer out, it's contents will spill everywhere taking his footing, distracted, bash him with the drawer.

This was awesome definitely use these hacks

I love this one!!

Brilliant! 😂🤣

1:53 that was a good one

You can’t go wrong with garlic powder. 😂

Quitate de aquí me das ansia😂 Another retire criminal your welcome 😂

I'm going to use it 🤣

Big fan remember me I liked this video keep it up

A doggo shows up at 2:38 and looks like it's got a smile on its face just thinking of playing with the burglar!

No manches! This is the best!

😹😹😹 Great sketch. I love this character

very useful 😂 👍

Man I waitin for a slipper lol

Brilliant. Funny.

Swedish moms use the wooden spoon too😂

AHH YES JUAN IS BACK

Great video!

Thanks Juan now I am protected

HA! Awesome

OMG! I love his sketch videos, so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No mijo hechele ganas con mas videos, estan super chistosos! Dele!!🤣🤣🤣

Juan is good to defend his home

Lol the burglar took his shoes off 🤣

Killing me bro! Lol

When someone not so special brakes in! 😂

Hahah la cuchara de madera I apply that one haha 😆

Not the spoon😂

I love your videos

Mr.Juan has now made me feel safe and he will to. You should watch his highly recommended video. 👌

SUPPORT DAVID! LETS GO!

Cool video bro

The dog hahahaha

Cool

I Feel Bad For The Fly.

Your videos are best

They should make Juan into a movie

still funny after 5 years

BECOME BATJUAN AND RUBIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

What about the electric mata moscas would that work as well?

Nice very funny can't wait for the zombie video i really hope you actually make one

Even though I don't always comment I'm still your subscriber and viewer and liker. But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against these things! (Galatians 5:22-23)

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

I get how you can use Frijoles as a weapon but I don’t think Arroz can be used the same way 🤔

OK Juan, show me anyway!

You forgot the Mexican belt buckle. Those things are deadly.

Juan videos yes

"You're gonna cut yourself" Lol X'D

Juan can save Planet Earth

You forgot the most deadly one “la chancla”