Jupiter Ascending - How to Fail at Matrix | Anatomy Of A Failure

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3 жыл бұрын

The original Matrix made the Wachowskis some of the most famous writer-directors across our entire simulation. With 2015's Jupiter Ascending they tried to recapture the essence of the Matrix through a very similar storytelling method -- worldbuilding. The movie starred very in-demand actors like Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum and packed pretty amazing visuals as well, but ultimately ended up becoming yet another box office flop that lost around a 100 million dollars. In today's Anatomy of a Failure, let's compare Jupiter Ascending to The Matrix to see where the differences are and why Jupiter Ascending failed where The Matrix succeeded -- here's how to fail at worldbuilding. Hopefully Matrix 4 works out though.
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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Mila Kunis stars as Jupiter Jones, an everyday girl in the future whose life takes an unexpected turn when an ex-soldier (Channing Tatum) comes looking for her in hopes that she can live up to her destiny as the savior of the universe. Andy and Lana Wachowski once again dip their feet into sci-fi territory with this sprawling Warner Bros. epic.
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The Matrix (1999)
What if virtual reality wasn't just for fun, but was being used to imprison you? That's the dilemma that faces mild-mannered computer jockey Thomas Anderson (Keanu Reeves) in The Matrix. It's the year 1999, and Anderson (hacker alias: Neo) everything wrong with jupiter ascending honest trailer jupiter ascending watch full movie online free jupiter ascending 4k clip hd the matrix fight scene neo vs smith agent smith matrix 4 keanu reeves box office flop lone ranger john carter blade runner 2049 works in a cubicle, manning a computer and doing a little hacking on the side. It's through this latter activity that Thomas makes the acquaintance of Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), who has some interesting news for Mr. Anderson -- none of what's going on around him is real. The year is actually closer to 2199, and it seems Thomas, like most people, is a victim of The Matrix, a massive artificial intelligence system that has tapped into people's minds and created the illusion of a real world, while using their brains and bodies for energy, tossing them away like spent batteries when they're through. Morpheus, however, is convinced Neo is "The One" who can crack open The Matrix and bring his people to both physical and psychological freedom. The Matrix is the second feature film from the sibling writer/director team of Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski, who made an impressive debut with the stylish erotic crime thriller Bound.
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War of the Worlds (2005)
An ordinary man has to protect his children against alien invaders in this science fiction thriller, freely adapted from the classic story by H.G. Wells. Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise) is a dockworker living in New Jersey, divorced from his first wife Mary Ann (Miranda Otto) and estranged from his two children Rachel and Robbie (Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin), of whom he has custody on weekends. On one such visitation, looking after the kids becomes a little more difficult when, after a series of strange lighting storms hit his neighborhood, Ray discovers that a fleet of death-ray robotic spaceships have emerged nearby, part of the first wave of an all-out alien invasion of the Earth. Transporting his children from New York to Boston in an attempt to find safety at Mary Ann's parents' house, Ray must learn to become the protector and provider he never was in marriage. Also starring Tim Robbins, War of the Worlds was directed by Steven Spielberg, who had been planning the project for years, but set it aside until a wave of "alien invasion" films (led by Independence Day) had run its course.

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@Filmento
@Filmento 3 жыл бұрын
Matrix 4? hmmmmmm......
@PittsburghSonido
@PittsburghSonido 3 жыл бұрын
Can I have my money back for Jupiter Ascending tickets though
@soultr549
@soultr549 3 жыл бұрын
I am ONE who first dislike your video
@Filmento
@Filmento 3 жыл бұрын
@@soultr549 You wield great power clearly. How can I get you to change to a like?
@gintokisan5171
@gintokisan5171 3 жыл бұрын
i.ytimg.com/vi/WO_FJdiY9dA/maxresdefault.jpg . I think this movie is very Stealthy, because you can't see it.
@ahnafhuq2346
@ahnafhuq2346 3 жыл бұрын
@some guy GIMME!
@HickoryDickory86
@HickoryDickory86 3 жыл бұрын
"It's not what you do, it's what you are." That is, arguably, the worst possible message that could be conveyed to anyone.
@bethbearmacethatguy
@bethbearmacethatguy 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of new star wars. Can't be special unless you're a skywalker or related to the emperor or whatever.
@tylersmith9942
@tylersmith9942 3 жыл бұрын
The exact opposite of messages by so many other movies lol
@DrumRoody
@DrumRoody 3 жыл бұрын
That's the message of intersectional feminism , which the wacowskies are deep in
@computationalerror69
@computationalerror69 3 жыл бұрын
Truth sucks. Enjoy comforting lies
@kevinwarner3771
@kevinwarner3771 3 жыл бұрын
Wait...like, like Disney's Live-Action Mulan?!!!!!!!!!
@alaricsoto1
@alaricsoto1 3 жыл бұрын
"Could Tom Cruise potentially outrun it?" yes, yes he can.
@PittsburghSonido
@PittsburghSonido 3 жыл бұрын
Get away from me, gay thoughts!
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 3 жыл бұрын
@@PittsburghSonido Gay thoughts? Well rest assured, Tom cruise will definitely outrun you
@PittsburghSonido
@PittsburghSonido 3 жыл бұрын
Joseph Bassey Lol for reference kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sOByiM6VtZbNdKs.html
@petermarais4168
@petermarais4168 3 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@damyr55
@damyr55 3 жыл бұрын
@@PittsburghSonido Thanks for the link. Now I'll always think of that, while watching Tom Cruise run.
@HeatherHolt
@HeatherHolt 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of a deja vu being a glitch in the matrix is still one of the coolest little ideas from that movie
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh I like it!
@vision4860
@vision4860 Жыл бұрын
Well to be more precise, it happens when the Agents load in and commandeer some of the digital bodies of the Matrix' residents. To me that seems less like a glitch than it is the "computer" if you will, experiencing a mild hangup upon loading in something a bit harder on the processing.
@MadCapMag
@MadCapMag Жыл бұрын
@@vision4860 Glitch “a sudden, usually temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.” So, it’s a glitch.
@sabir1208
@sabir1208 Жыл бұрын
​@@MadCapMag lmao right
@baldieman64
@baldieman64 3 жыл бұрын
99% on making it stunningly beautiful. 1% on crafting satisfying characters and a fulfilling story arch.
@g.d.graham2446
@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@artyshmunzuk5435
@artyshmunzuk5435 Жыл бұрын
One of the artists who worked on it (Maciej Kuciara) was really disappointed by it. Imagine working a whole year on a huge project, giving your blood and soul and in the end you see THIS.
@g.d.graham2446
@g.d.graham2446 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jakespacepiratee3740
@jakespacepiratee3740 Жыл бұрын
@@artyshmunzuk5435 What did he design, specifically? The Technology and Lizard People looked super cool.
@beestingza
@beestingza 2 ай бұрын
Also the hero's journey really isn't as satisfying with a female protagonist. It just isn't.
@KuraiSensei
@KuraiSensei 3 жыл бұрын
Summery: Rule 101 of movie making: Show, don't tell Rule 102 of movie making: Don't objectify the hero, show the hero's growth Rule 103 of movie making: Give Filmento a free display sample
@probitionate
@probitionate 3 жыл бұрын
Tenet 1 of Great Filmmaking: Given that we can now show just about everything this side of Heaven, more than ever, it's all about story, story...and story. (Ancillary Sidebar: Beware Great Storytelling Sin #1: Writer's Conceit. In other words, show some respect for the craft...and your audience.)
@phantomkitten73
@phantomkitten73 3 жыл бұрын
Filmento and Nando V. Movies.
@aaronlevine6498
@aaronlevine6498 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder sucks deep to the very core though
@Rodrigo_Vega
@Rodrigo_Vega 3 жыл бұрын
- Have luck working _against_ your heroes is interesting. Having luck solving their problems is not.
@yotodine
@yotodine 3 жыл бұрын
Rule 1 of movie making: Use a guy as the main character unless the girl has big tatas
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 3 жыл бұрын
She’s not character. She’s a mcguffin that talks.
@Shabazza84
@Shabazza84 3 жыл бұрын
And would not have changed anything if she stayed silent.
@FargonNemeloc
@FargonNemeloc 3 жыл бұрын
Shes the dreadful "scort mission" on videogames
@sebastiansantana2447
@sebastiansantana2447 3 жыл бұрын
@@FargonNemeloc but the one that walks faster than your normal walk but slower than your sprint
@Mr_G_s_Route_66
@Mr_G_s_Route_66 3 жыл бұрын
She has the eyes of a Firby.
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 3 жыл бұрын
@Meta Man why did you post that in every reply?
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 3 жыл бұрын
“The Bees are designed to recognise royalty” 😂😂😂
@garibaldibritann1240
@garibaldibritann1240 3 жыл бұрын
"This movie is on high on itself!" Nostalgia Critic summing the whole film
@fernandobattung0226
@fernandobattung0226 3 жыл бұрын
Uhm... Does that mean I shouldn't run when the start chasing me?😅
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 3 жыл бұрын
@@fernandobattung0226 No. it means you’re a Princess, baby! 😂
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly, Nicholas Cage was not royalty.
@Mr_G_s_Route_66
@Mr_G_s_Route_66 3 жыл бұрын
Oooow, that is why bee´s are always following me. I´m fabuleus! 🙆‍♀️
@charmandyorton006
@charmandyorton006 3 жыл бұрын
10:25 I love how he just casually lists “Could Tom Cruise potentially outrun it?” among the other valid questions
@GUMMY_MKII
@GUMMY_MKII 3 жыл бұрын
My friend and I went to see it in theaters. He was the kind of guy that points out negative stuff and I was the kind of guys that points out positive stuff. But when we got out, we couldn’t argue on what was good or bad because none of us got what what we just saw
@g.d.graham2446
@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter is what I call a "Pinball Protagonist." They don't really do anything, they just get bounced around by the plot. Literally the most interesting thing about her, her goal in life is to not have to scrub toilets any more. "Oh, I'm the queen. Of the universe? So, I don't have to scrub toilets any more."
@davywavy6457
@davywavy6457 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@FURognar
@FURognar 3 жыл бұрын
The problem is people thinking of Jupiter as the protagonist. In this particular story, she is the McGuffin. The protagonist (Kain) has to protect her from the antagonists (the space royals) The problem comes from the writers choosing to use her as the point of view character, which is somewhat necessary as Jupiter represents the audience; she is clueless about this world she has stumbled into and Kain's explanations to Jupiter are exposition for the audience so Jupiter and the audience learn about the world at the same time. I would imagine they would have given her character a lot more agency had they been able to make sequels.
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 3 жыл бұрын
@@FURognar Right, exactly. As writers, it's hard for the audience PoV character to have free will, because you have to second guess the Audience. Sitting there, and trying to second guess what they would do in that situation, and maybe wondering if they brought enough popcorn? If they're thinking about the popcorn, then you failed to keep them immersed.
@azharabdulaziz4530
@azharabdulaziz4530 2 жыл бұрын
you are absolutely right
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 2 жыл бұрын
I can see the producers yelling "IT'S RELATABLE, IT'S DOWN TO EARTH, THEY'LL LOVE IT"
@waynedas873
@waynedas873 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, you know how we have such an advanced understanding of genetics that we can literally use it to make people immortal?" "Yeah?" "Why don't we just test her DNA to make sure she's the reincarnation of the Queen?" "Meh, she kinda looks like the statue, so..."
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 3 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair the bees are apparently genetically programmed to recognize royalty so that does count as some kind of DNA test.
@JLuke2oo7
@JLuke2oo7 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't they do that when they jabbed her in the back of the neck..? Or was that something else?
@BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew
@BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew 2 жыл бұрын
@@JLuke2oo7 i think they did for something else.
@joelwillems4081
@joelwillems4081 2 жыл бұрын
If you would have watched the movie and not just the recap, the side trying to kill her did test her. And since the side trying to kill her were siblings of the side trying to promote her, it was common knowledge.
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
0:50: Lol, did Filmento just completly made-up a Defintion of the Term Worldbuilding??
@FharishAhmed
@FharishAhmed 3 жыл бұрын
I spent the entire movie, screaming "Shut up, Meg!"
@Knolik1
@Knolik1 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, everyone at the movie theater must’ve hated you.
@lancapolida3792
@lancapolida3792 3 жыл бұрын
@Meta Man oh wow thanks for commenting that for the 7th time. Didn't catch your meaning before
@brickandmorty7624
@brickandmorty7624 2 жыл бұрын
@@lancapolida3792 😂😂
@g.d.graham2446
@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын
Oof
@beestingza
@beestingza 2 ай бұрын
I never understood Mila Kunis as a sex symbol either. She's pretty but not very sexy.
@TheShadesOfBlack
@TheShadesOfBlack 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say “Well, I bet a lot of the problems present here are because of the book the movie was based on” but apparently there wasn’t a book, which blew me away. I assumed this was just another Twilight clone, like Hunger Games, Divergent, etc...
@horseradishpower9947
@horseradishpower9947 3 жыл бұрын
They got the film's composer to just write what music came to him, and build the film around the music. Apparently.
@bluskies444
@bluskies444 3 жыл бұрын
All YA books aren't Twilight clones
@gren8te319
@gren8te319 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter ascending even sounds like more of a book title then a movie title
@21coute
@21coute 3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of Hunger Game clones like Divergent but don't you dare call Hunger Games a clone of Twilight just because they're both YA novels with female protagonists.
@TheShadesOfBlack
@TheShadesOfBlack 3 жыл бұрын
I call them Twilight clones because as far as I’m concerned, they were chasing the coat tails of Twilights Success. However I also think Hunger Game clone is appropriate as well.
@matchalatte5415
@matchalatte5415 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Jupiter Ascending, a movie that reads like a 13 year olds' deviant art fanfiction.
@Pranay--ez1we
@Pranay--ez1we 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this when i was 15 and i distinctly remember asking myself the very same question I'm asking myself right now- why?
@Naxtor72
@Naxtor72 3 жыл бұрын
"In a World... Full of inexplicably really hot people..."
@shockcat5988
@shockcat5988 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you read it now the brothers became sisters so technically it is 13-year-old girls at least in their head probably.
@emuman9
@emuman9 3 жыл бұрын
@@shockcat5988 wait, transitioning also resets age? We found the key to immortality at last smh
@petercarioscia9189
@petercarioscia9189 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they (or at least one of them) had 'transitioned' already, so maybe they were 13 year old girls at the time of production?
@UltimatePerfection
@UltimatePerfection 3 жыл бұрын
Considering this was made by Wachowskis and quite recently at that, I don't have huge hopes for the Matrix 4...
@georgiosioannispappas6311
@georgiosioannispappas6311 3 жыл бұрын
After that they made Sense8, which was applauded by both fans and critics. I pray the new film won't end up like the absolute nonsense of a film called Jupiter Ascending(or, as I tend to call it, Bullshit Ascending).
@Axterix13
@Axterix13 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgiosioannispappas6311 Sense8 has J. Michael Straczynski as part of the idea creation and writing, though.
@georgiosioannispappas6311
@georgiosioannispappas6311 3 жыл бұрын
@@Axterix13 And Matrix 4 has Alexsandar Hemon (of The Lazarus Project book fame) and David Mitchell (the well-known and commercially successful writer) though.
@panhuys1893
@panhuys1893 3 жыл бұрын
The brothers are the sisters now....
@mamacito1795
@mamacito1795 3 жыл бұрын
@@panhuys1893 hey Peter Griffin, good to see u here
@niktri8312
@niktri8312 3 жыл бұрын
An advice to all aspiring screenwriters out there: If Tom Cruise can potentially outrun your story's main threat, you're on the right track.
@charlespuruncajas9663
@charlespuruncajas9663 3 жыл бұрын
The movie had one thing that ruined everything for me: it was another typical "young adult romance adventure" movie (like Divergent), were the main characters are just there to fall in love and sell tickets rather than making a story well developed.
@sarahdennis6450
@sarahdennis6450 3 жыл бұрын
But even that part was done poorly. There was no lead up to them suddenly being in love. No longing looks, no almost kissing, no reasons why they were attracted to each other (except that she's always liked dogs.... ICK!). Just suddenly in the middle of the movie they were in love, for literally no reason. It did nothing to push the storyline, it made absolutely no sense.
@ExeErdna
@ExeErdna 3 жыл бұрын
It's why I dislike romance in action movies yet always a weak side plot look the classic era of action to now they cannot escape the trap.
@vCLOWNSHOESv
@vCLOWNSHOESv 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that part was stupid. No need to a love connection but Hollywood used his being a lower part of a cast system and a different species to make their usual ridiculous point.
@ladyphoenixgrey3923
@ladyphoenixgrey3923 3 жыл бұрын
"Could Tom Cruise potentially outrun it?" Bruh. You know.
@UKFX
@UKFX 3 жыл бұрын
*"Keep on runnninn', keep on hiiiidinnn'..."*
@kyoai
@kyoai 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Ascending is basically Twilight in space.
@RafaelSolMaker
@RafaelSolMaker 3 жыл бұрын
Yet somehow was worse than that
@dxshawn532
@dxshawn532 3 жыл бұрын
@@RafaelSolMaker Stop the Cap, Twilight was somn else.
@RafaelSolMaker
@RafaelSolMaker 3 жыл бұрын
@@dxshawn532 Well, something we must say for sure. Basically anything else is a better love story than Twilight, as far the meme goes, hahaha
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 3 жыл бұрын
The impression I always got was that Channing Tatum's character was the hero and Jupiter was the Macguffin.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Him and Sean Bean were the ones actually planning and doing stuff, while Jupiter didn't do anything and needed to keep getting saved by them all the time.
@g.d.graham2446
@g.d.graham2446 Жыл бұрын
Essentially
@TheDahaka1
@TheDahaka1 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if after the Beeeeees scene Jup started to realize she could actually influence living beings and slowly started experimenting and becoming better at controlling even people, but maybe only after interacting in close proximity. She could have become a character that could get out of sticky situations on her own, using only her cunning, and she could have had a taste of what real power felt like, almost falling to the dark side of control and debating with herself or others if what she was capable of doing was right. This could have also justified the ending where she prefers to stick to a job (at least part time) that grounds her in reality and in the life of normal people. What we got is princess Peach, always in a new castle while Mario hurries to save her. (I realize that those powers would be really similar to Code Geass, but the difference in the story is enough to make it original. Also, no fan of Code Geass would scoff at the possibility of seeing that kind of plot in a well done block buster)
@FnSpiralMedia
@FnSpiralMedia 3 жыл бұрын
I'm am both a fan of Code Geass and of your idea here. That would have made an incredible movie to watch her learn to manipulate and maybe feel bad cuz she starts manipulating channing tatum or something. Damn! Damn damn damn, I wish that shit existed.
@Yoseqlo1
@Yoseqlo1 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I dig Mila Kunis in a Code Geass-esque movie.
@code6843
@code6843 3 жыл бұрын
Dont know why but I read this in critical drinkers voice for some reason, why you may ask, don't know
@KarmaSpaz12
@KarmaSpaz12 3 жыл бұрын
You could have even added in some sort of mental conditioning to the CT character and having Jupiter around could have somehow fixed that or reversed that, give him more personal stakes in the movie rather directly tying back into the who of Jupiter but the what, as in what she can do, not just have her fall in love or whatever simply because the plot demands it or because she's special. As a story beat it is fine but it didn't really help the movie. I roll my eyes at these "save Earth" centric movies when apparently there's a whole lot more going on beyond our own planet.
@peacefuldawn6823
@peacefuldawn6823 3 жыл бұрын
@@code6843 I read that in his voice as well lmao GO AWAY NOW!
@sjbrooksy45
@sjbrooksy45 3 жыл бұрын
The "hero" getting everything handed to them because of who they are sounds like a perfect movie for Hollywood elites.
@yohannbiimu
@yohannbiimu 3 жыл бұрын
Also, political elites.
@rlshjournalismfirstrespond1041
@rlshjournalismfirstrespond1041 3 жыл бұрын
Heh I know right imagine tha......? Heyyyy.... *Wait a minute....*
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 3 жыл бұрын
It's also pretty common in classical epics. I mean that's literally all of Zeus' kids.
@yohannbiimu
@yohannbiimu 3 жыл бұрын
@Troll uNeed Hercules had to pass through a number of tests and obstacles in order to reach his goals. He actually had GOALS that needed to be reached. He had a hero's journey. This version of "Mulan" is moved along by the movie script in order to check off all of the necessary POC feminist, oppressed, gender-fluid, and whatever other special snowflake boxes. Her motivations are dictated by a political agenda, not out of heroic necessity.
@nabongobong9155
@nabongobong9155 3 жыл бұрын
Also for celebrities' children
@ThePrisoner881
@ThePrisoner881 3 жыл бұрын
"Could Tom Cruise outrun it?" I literally snorted my coffee up at this! Good one!
@KiaRoane
@KiaRoane 3 жыл бұрын
All I know is the whole time I was watching Jupiter Ascending I was cackling at seriously it took itself. Where as, when I was watching The Matrix, I was seriously questioning my own existence and the meaning of life itself.
@KuraiSensei
@KuraiSensei 3 жыл бұрын
When the ad is more magnetising than Jupiter Ascending story
@bpouelas
@bpouelas 3 жыл бұрын
MAGNETS, OH!!
@blueto16
@blueto16 3 жыл бұрын
I think the toilet-cleaning might be a metaphor for how crappy the movie was...
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 3 жыл бұрын
that was only interesting part in this movie, all "world building" was just pure bullshit, to much cringe, and you just laugh
@aaronlevine6498
@aaronlevine6498 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder sucks deep to the very core though
@EagleEye-rw5pn
@EagleEye-rw5pn 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronlevine6498 cool, but what does Snyder have to do with this?
@the_hanged_clown
@the_hanged_clown 3 жыл бұрын
love how by simply rearranging scenes one can come out with a totally different story
@the_hanged_clown
@the_hanged_clown 3 жыл бұрын
@Syntheon whaaaaaaaat the f*ck???
@georgiosioannispappas6311
@georgiosioannispappas6311 3 жыл бұрын
That's why the great George Lucas was so insistent on the editing and the post-production. You can turn a boring film into an exhilarating adventure and vice versa.
@kkeennppss
@kkeennppss 3 жыл бұрын
The whole 'Farming of Humans' concept was so amazing and terrifying and yet very dissapointing.
@Hanmacx
@Hanmacx 3 жыл бұрын
I have seen anime that did that better
@kkeennppss
@kkeennppss 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hanmacx what anime?i need to watch that.
@Hanmacx
@Hanmacx 3 жыл бұрын
@@kkeennppss Vandread Also interesting plot where men and women are raised on different planets But the harvesting plot is later I hope it isn't a spoiler
@kkeennppss
@kkeennppss 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hanmacx thanks i'll watxh it
@nickolasstephens6211
@nickolasstephens6211 3 жыл бұрын
Heavy Metal 2000 (people harvested for life-prolonging essence) was better?
@asmahasmalaria8596
@asmahasmalaria8596 3 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't want to watch someone who just gets handed things for no reason." - Keeping up with the Kardashians would like to disagree.
@FargonNemeloc
@FargonNemeloc 3 жыл бұрын
Twitch thots
@shazlx
@shazlx 3 жыл бұрын
Incidentally, Jupiter Ascending is a rare sci-fi that is more popular with women than men as they like the Cinderella in space story.
@theskieshavefallen8408
@theskieshavefallen8408 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant no one with substance or personality would want to do that.
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts 3 жыл бұрын
@@theskieshavefallen8408 hence why women like Twilight. You know how I knew my two female cousins were talking about Twilight without them even them mentioning it or saying names? because their conversation was so generic and boring while speaking about two characters in a book they loved.
@beaurunnels9030
@beaurunnels9030 3 жыл бұрын
Disagree, Kardashians are a Dumpster Fire, and no one can pass up a good dumpster fire.
@SuperSupersoda
@SuperSupersoda 3 жыл бұрын
First question to ask when determining the nature of a cinematic threat: "Could Tom Cruise outrun it?" First question to ask when determining if something is, or is not, a planet: "Would Galactus eat it?"
@deltaone2837
@deltaone2837 3 жыл бұрын
Could Tom Cruise outrun Galactus tho ? Would he become an herald ? Like..... The silver runner of something ?
@SuperSupersoda
@SuperSupersoda 3 жыл бұрын
@@deltaone2837 Have you seen the way Tom Cruise ages? Tell me he's not already imbued with the power cosmic.
@deltaone2837
@deltaone2837 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSupersoda Tom Cruise is all. Tom Cruise is peace. Résistance is futile.
@micha5200
@micha5200 3 жыл бұрын
Will it blend?
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
0:50: Lol, did Filmento just completly made-up a Defintion of the Term Worldbuilding??
@christopher-T53
@christopher-T53 3 жыл бұрын
"Could Tom Cruise potentially outrun it?" Seriously funniest thing I've heard you say! Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
@aquilaion8270
@aquilaion8270 3 жыл бұрын
I made my dad rent me Jupiter ascending, all I remember is turning to my dad and saying I could direct a better movie when the movie finally finished
@DarthDevorin
@DarthDevorin 3 жыл бұрын
The Matrix was a royal flush. Jupiter Ascending was a toilet flush.
@FargonNemeloc
@FargonNemeloc 3 жыл бұрын
Its so ironic its poetic
@FargonNemeloc
@FargonNemeloc 3 жыл бұрын
@GroB Hahn its most likely to blame the producers, wanting to milk the alter-reality cow
@technomage6736
@technomage6736 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 3 жыл бұрын
@GroB Hahn to be fair, was The Matrix always intended to be a trilogy? Joel Silver, the mega producer at Warner Brothers, took a big risk on The Matrix, especially after a lot of the initial casting decisions fell through. Who's to say he didn't go to the Wachowskis and tell them, "Yeah, you're going to make more sequels. Why? Because I gave you a fuck ton of money to make your movie. People loved it, so you're going to make me more money." And if you know anything about Joel Silver, well... In case you don't, here's an example of a story about him. He was dating a girl in 1980s. She wanted to be an actress and he, with the clout he had, could make that happen. He told her that she shouldn't worry, and he had the perfect part for her in his next Blockbuster feature. And to his credit, she did get a part in his next movie, Die Hard. No, she's not John McCain's wife. You remember that scene when Hans Gruber's team infiltrates the building, and there's that brief brief scene when the topless woman runs out of the office when she's caught getting fucked? Yeah, that was the girlfriend If I'm wrong, and it was always intended to be a trilogy, Joe is still a coke head cunt, and the Wachowskis still wrote Bound and Assassins. Bound is fantastic, and Assassins is dumb fun
@georgiosioannispappas6311
@georgiosioannispappas6311 3 жыл бұрын
@@eddiedingle767 This is why Joel Silver is not involved at all with the new one. His absence must have provided a creative freedom of 100% to the Watchowskis. That must be a good sign regarding the fate of the film.
@phothewin6019
@phothewin6019 3 жыл бұрын
Never forget Eddie Redmayne's oscar-worthy performance.
@GojiraRising
@GojiraRising 3 жыл бұрын
"I CREATE LIFE! and I destroy it.
@kronozord8346
@kronozord8346 3 жыл бұрын
I liked his performance, he was the best part of the movie.
@ldragon2515
@ldragon2515 3 жыл бұрын
He was, no joke, the only character in the whole film that was entertaining and likeable.
@mish375
@mish375 3 жыл бұрын
@@ldragon2515 They really needed more of him in the movie. He was hilariously over the top but not used enough.
@jbain4750
@jbain4750 3 жыл бұрын
*slaps* HAUW DAAAARE YEEEEU
@Th3Espr3ss0
@Th3Espr3ss0 3 жыл бұрын
The Matrix was a product of passion and problem-solving, Jupiter ascending is just the crumbs being brought out and masquerading as the main meal.
@artistryartistry7239
@artistryartistry7239 3 жыл бұрын
The "could tom cruise outrun it?" line forced a "like" out of me. Good stuff :) Funny
@jascrandom9855
@jascrandom9855 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Jupiter Ascending was the Wachowskis trying to cash in on the YA movie trend, because it gave me much more of a YA movie feel than a The Matrix clone.
@pnutz_2
@pnutz_2 3 жыл бұрын
now you say that this video does look A LOT like a YA movie
@pnutz_2
@pnutz_2 3 жыл бұрын
@Podcast - SørenCast Z I can put a comma in if you want
@joebloggs6922
@joebloggs6922 3 жыл бұрын
@Podcast - SørenCast Z You're missing punctuation after 'wtf'. You're also missing an apostrophe in 'I'm' . Fix your grammar before you try and belittle others.
@joebloggs6922
@joebloggs6922 3 жыл бұрын
@Ben A Thanks, but the difference is I wasnt trying to belittle others. I don't really care about fixing grammar but was just pointing out the hypocrisy in the original statement.
@ShatteredGlass916
@ShatteredGlass916 3 жыл бұрын
I kept wondering what's YA is, until i quicm search it and it turns out to be Young Adult stories. Basically this film is a more expensive, bombastic and CGI-filled Twilight lmao
@moodby
@moodby 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you getting that sponsorship fella, must feel good.
@AssakurRahmanSisir
@AssakurRahmanSisir 3 жыл бұрын
"why is she a queen that everyone loves and wants to simp for" idc what you say, thats a pokimane reference
@mejdlocraftci
@mejdlocraftci 3 жыл бұрын
Naaaah... That couldnt be... I mean shes a legit entertaining, interesting and admirable person.... Right?
@azariahirungu4094
@azariahirungu4094 3 жыл бұрын
"Tom cruise outrunning stuff" should be in the metric system 🌚
@kandnshow1
@kandnshow1 3 жыл бұрын
I also just feel like the concept was so overdone. "Oh no, aliens from a plant we can't see are coming to destroy us". VS. the Matrix that tells us it's the robots we created, and these things have already happened to us, we just don't know. It's already a much more intriguing concept than just another alien movie.
@azofeclipse
@azofeclipse 3 жыл бұрын
There's plenty that could have fixed this. Say that life on earth has a genetic trigger that when activated just POOFS them into the life extension goo... except for Jupiter. Now, you can have the "harvest" trigger by the push of a button. Just hammer in the "life on earth didn't evolve naturally" button to really drive in the concept that our understanding of our place in the universe is a lie, push in a few references to the great filter... ...In addition to giving us an actual protagonist.
@henriqueribeiro8167
@henriqueribeiro8167 3 жыл бұрын
@@azofeclipse what if the competition harvested planets like in the war of the worlds, with pain, suffering and destruction, the queen kids did In a way that is more efficient and with less pain, and the reborn queen could just do it with no pain at all, a rapture like event? that would have been much better than talking politics the whole bloody movie. there was a wedding attempt ffs.
@azofeclipse
@azofeclipse 3 жыл бұрын
@@henriqueribeiro8167 Depends on the kind of a movie one wants to make. Politics movies CAN be fun, but I feel they need a more stable, already known setting. JA might have made for a decent TV series, maybe that was the original idea?
@henriqueribeiro8167
@henriqueribeiro8167 3 жыл бұрын
​@@azofeclipse Indeed, they could have established the setting better first, done stuff in earth better, then expand t the stars. Possibly a good series, but the main villain was not good at all. You need a scarier bad guy, like the Saurians. Have it set on the earth with a reptilian alien conspiracy,
@MrPobanz
@MrPobanz 3 жыл бұрын
Evil RICH aliens! What a totally original super interesting concept!
@waynebabiuk9149
@waynebabiuk9149 3 жыл бұрын
An interesting character moment for Jupiter should of been her discovering that she/The Queen invented the technology that causes planets to be harvested, hence why everyone loves her/The Queen and have Jupiter make a choice related to that realization. I’m not a writer so I wouldn’t know what an interesting choice would work and fit for her.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if she's the queen and everybody listens to her, she could just debate herself between "Stop turning people into Gatorade" and "Yes, I'm a queen and my life is better thanks to this Gatorade, so keep doing it I guess". It's not like we see her caring a lot about life anyways...
@TheDMind
@TheDMind 3 жыл бұрын
@@DonVigaDeFierro Actually, that could give her a really interesting choice: Accept people being Gatorade, and she gets to be a queen - inheriting everything related to that technology, and being looked on as the second coming of their bringer of (nearly) eternal life. Or she can value *all* life, reject that, and attempt to create a rebellion. *Some* people will respect her, and she'll have followers - but she doesn't get to be a queen, and she doesn't get to inherit anything. Just make sure if you do that that you make sure that the society that she would be a queen of has some redeeming qualities, so it's actually a hard choice.
@MarsStarcruiser
@MarsStarcruiser 3 жыл бұрын
They could have totally pulled a good “Total Recall” moment with her... but they dropped the ball
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually not bad at all.
@endersblade
@endersblade 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this three times, trying so hard to enjoy it, to see if I could find something underlying that made it a fantastic movie...but there isn't.
@billoss8913
@billoss8913 3 жыл бұрын
"So, for the bad guy. I want him to look a little like Ozymandias from Watchmen. But can you make him look like a petulant child?"
@girdielbohmer2148
@girdielbohmer2148 3 жыл бұрын
The worst part for me is the fact this movie has some potential, if that world building was made right. Sumarizing, the galaxy is ruled by a immortal elite of rich people that harvest life from other worlds, and, since the heir of vast a vast empire has born here, Earth is the next target. Looks cool, right? Put some awesome action scenes in it and you have a great movie... or mix everything in a convoluted way and get Jupiter ascending.
@KarmaSpaz12
@KarmaSpaz12 3 жыл бұрын
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy did this all so much better.
@henriqueribeiro8167
@henriqueribeiro8167 3 жыл бұрын
That is my problem with this movie, wasted potential. I loved the action style, and I felt a lot of Dune vibes to the worldbuilding. I think the problem is that they tried to make a love story with a "little princess" feel to it. If they rushed to the point, made it more action-packed, and only explored One of the Siblings, we could have a good start of a series.
@SampoPaalanen
@SampoPaalanen 3 жыл бұрын
In many ways those are worst kind of failures, the ones that had potential to be great but wasted that potential. I'd say the central love story isn't the issue here so much as the main focus character (indeed the one the film is named after) being essentially a prop for the other characters and also unclear and vague motivations for the villains. Granted I've not seen the movie myself but everything I've read/heard is that Jupiter isn't really actively involved in her story so much as simply taken where the story needs her to be, either physically or emotionally. If you made the focus character more of an active part of the story it would help a lot, for example have save herself from the villains at some point.
@Vishnu_Karthik
@Vishnu_Karthik 3 жыл бұрын
Its like they tried to rip of Dragon Ball Z and couldn't even do that well.
@krashface4870
@krashface4870 3 жыл бұрын
Add some extra dread from a Harvest happening, make it unpleasent and chilling, show that this technique is just as horrible as it's named... or don't if you fear kids will be scared
@danieldosso2455
@danieldosso2455 3 жыл бұрын
Star Wars: A New Hope does the same thing. The opening scene with the Star Destroyer and Tantive IV up until the Droids use the Escape Pod is your exciting intro to sell the viewer on what can happen in this universe. THEN we get the boring farmboy so we the audience know WHY Luke wants to escape, because we know there are cool space battles, because we've SEEN those space battles.
@Triumph263
@Triumph263 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is wasn't there an earlier version of A New Hope where it didn't open like that? Where the first scene was Luke being a farm boy for a while and we only saw Darth Vader trying to get the Death Star plans later.
@jd5726
@jd5726 3 жыл бұрын
@@Triumph263 who knows, George Lucas has messed with the originals so fucking much 😂 Mcclunky
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 3 жыл бұрын
@@Triumph263 yes and it would of sucked
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 3 жыл бұрын
@@jd5726 well he had people help him the original cut would of been lame af
@Axterix13
@Axterix13 3 жыл бұрын
@@Triumph263 Yeah, that's the rough cut he showed to his director friends, I believe. And after that, things got shuffled around and a bunch of Tatooine stuff (like Biggs) was cut. Including Luke wearing a hat that just doesn't fit in what we think of as Star Wars. The original plan also wasn't to have the Death Star attacking the rebel base on the Yavin moon. That aspect was edited in in post, adding a sense of urgency to the whole fight. And that's why you get "The Death Star has cleared the planet" announced over a loudspeaker rather than being said in the command room.
@fredwupkensoppel8949
@fredwupkensoppel8949 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I streamed this one when it came out (not on a subscription site) and still felt ripped off.
@Ladrius4000
@Ladrius4000 3 жыл бұрын
Good job, Filmento! Proud of you, mate
@SpottedHares
@SpottedHares 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this film is a case study on exactly why the process of making a film should be better documented.
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
0:50: Lol, did Filmento just completly made-up a Defintion of the Term Worldbuilding??
@explorer47422
@explorer47422 Жыл бұрын
I think they literally teach courses on it, but producers and those with money to invest in the movie have likely not done those courses, but because they're financing it they feel their opinions are valid
@shr1mpsush1
@shr1mpsush1 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jupiter with a burning passion She truly redefined what it meant to be... an awful main protagonist.
@DragonBread
@DragonBread 3 жыл бұрын
love the content. I'm glad you're finally getting recognition!
@seabassmarrero3200
@seabassmarrero3200 3 жыл бұрын
“Could Tom Cruise potentially outrun it?” Killed me, I am dead now.
@shashankgurav7192
@shashankgurav7192 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks he is a really underrated youtuber ?
@Naxtor72
@Naxtor72 3 жыл бұрын
It might be because there are "already a lot of movie KZfaqrs" but Filmento is one of the most unique ones I've seen, and he uploads really frequently and with very different themes instead of talking about "Subverting Expectations" in everything.
@Naxtor72
@Naxtor72 3 жыл бұрын
@SunBoxesSky Alois He really explains everything super well, and even as someone that didn't know anything about storytelling, I understood what he said since the beginning
@mitchellhorton9382
@mitchellhorton9382 3 жыл бұрын
@@Naxtor72 I think Filmento is really good because he doesn't really "review movies" He often/usually picks a concept to discuss within the movie and goes into detail about how that concept applies to the film. Also, the fact that he adds in suggestions for improvements is fairly unique in KZfaqrs If you like Filmento you should probably look at Maggie Mae Fish too
@bbittercoffee
@bbittercoffee 3 жыл бұрын
@SunBoxesSky Alois Yeah, from watching a few of his videos I could already tell in the first minutes what was wrong, the classic "Show, don't tell" rule was broken throughout the whole movie. I actually feel like I learned something about movie-making
@sportsbluff4501
@sportsbluff4501 3 жыл бұрын
fimento deserves pewdiepie's money
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 3 жыл бұрын
At least Sean Bean doesn´t die in this movie.....
@ExeErdna
@ExeErdna 3 жыл бұрын
In a different universe he died of laugher by watching it
@mtaylor3391
@mtaylor3391 3 жыл бұрын
too bad, he should have. along with everyone else
@StreyX
@StreyX 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he died inside while making the movie, but those paychecks keep the rest of him alive.
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure his dignity did...
@negavenom
@negavenom 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to notice a pattern with Sean Bean but I could be wrong about it. Whenever he dies, he's in something good but when he lives, he's in something terrible.
@runningcommentary2125
@runningcommentary2125 3 жыл бұрын
'You probably have no memory of.' Umm.... "I CREATE LIFE!" Yeah... about that.
@BigEOT3
@BigEOT3 3 жыл бұрын
And I destroy it. It’s better as a unintentional comedy than Pete Davidson’s standup
@robertearhart4316
@robertearhart4316 3 жыл бұрын
Always fun to watch! And it's true what you point out - the same storytellers tell a similar story but in a drastically different way which hurts the story significantly! Thanks for what you do and your unique brand of humor that fits me so well!
@toganium4175
@toganium4175 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even heard of this film. I’m just here for Filmento.
@horseradishpower9947
@horseradishpower9947 3 жыл бұрын
It is a special case of mentalness. I was laughing throughout, at how ridiculous it was...
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 жыл бұрын
It was released in a February. Ouch.
@GiantRobotIdeon
@GiantRobotIdeon 3 жыл бұрын
Where did Filmento found the green-filterless version of The Matrix? Really curious.
@itsd0nk
@itsd0nk 3 жыл бұрын
Bruno Daniel I think he color corrected it with a bit of a bleach bypass/cool filter. Probably to give it a "look back at" feel
@mozartpizza8287
@mozartpizza8287 3 жыл бұрын
Very interesting
@713Calm
@713Calm 3 жыл бұрын
There was a re-release that restored the original theatrical color balance.
@keylakettlemjardim8282
@keylakettlemjardim8282 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when Hi-top Films was reviewing the Titans show and color corrected it
@YouCantDeleteDenzelL
@YouCantDeleteDenzelL 3 жыл бұрын
That's how it looks on the blu-ray.
@rubix4195
@rubix4195 3 жыл бұрын
8:10: I had to replay it again because that sounded very much a legit good film (something rare nowadays). Awesome, Filmento!
@zyzzyz7035
@zyzzyz7035 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know what the hell this movie was about until I watched this video.
@madtyphoon
@madtyphoon 3 жыл бұрын
@16:25 Very funny those two main themes reflect perfectly the world when the movies were made Matrix (1999) : It's about what you do aka judged by the content of one's character . Jupiter(2015) : It's about who you are aka identity Politics
@KashNoK
@KashNoK 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm glad you got a sponsor bro! I love your style of videos and the way you edit them. I hope you make it big one day. Your videos are really helpful because I dream of being someone that writes stories that don't suck ass.
@zaca3256
@zaca3256 3 жыл бұрын
Here me out here. A remake/ modernized Zardoz. Expanding on the themes with a decent budget and trim the silliness.
@andyway0
@andyway0 3 жыл бұрын
That might be the true kind of sexism the feminists are complaining about. 'Yo, we have a female lead character in an action movie'.😃 'Cool, what does she do?'😃 'She's a plot device without agency and needs to be saved all the time.😃 🤨
@sorryifoldcomment8596
@sorryifoldcomment8596 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The Mary Sue is not feminist because it robs her agency and protects her from all potential challenges or obstacles...kind of like a Damsel in Distress! Except the Damsel in Distress is saved by a (usually) male character in universe, while the Mary Sue is saved by the writer. Jupiter is both somehow. 😆
@icm3523
@icm3523 3 жыл бұрын
So be carefull what you (feminists) wish for. I call it even for the blantant steal of male characters roles in recent movies.
@oimate6357
@oimate6357 3 жыл бұрын
@@icm3523 you’re trolling right?
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 Mary Sues usually save themselves though lol
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 жыл бұрын
There's plenty sexism still
@masonpellazar6543
@masonpellazar6543 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jupiter desperately tries to make you care about the greater universe, and what's happening but fails horribly. Meanwhile 5th Element just has the world as window dressing and I care so much more about what's going on
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 3 жыл бұрын
The Fifth Element is a pretty good comparison between these two flicks. There's a lot of similarities that be drawn between these two movies. Strange technologies, planets under threat, action, a world much larger than we know, other inhabited worlds, villainous aliens, benevolent aliens, strong male escorts to a female protagonist who proves pivotal in saving the Earth/Universe. Heck, even the actresses are both named Mila/Milla and are of Ukrainian descent. The huge difference between Jupiter and Leeloo is that Jupiter was barely a character and more like a Mcguffin and never underwent any kind of development, where as Leeloo was a character whose development and progression could be witnessed throughout the film. From learning how to communicate, to forming bonds with other characters, to realizing the importance of love and how it could be used to triumph over evil.
@radicallyalyssa
@radicallyalyssa 3 жыл бұрын
I watched Jupiter Ascending in theaters and remember two things about it: 1. I COULD NOT follow along for the life of me. I was so lost and bored. 2. The action scenes were incredible. Love a silver lining :)
@stefanradebach2889
@stefanradebach2889 Жыл бұрын
The issue of not following or understanding about them is how the Wachowskis can't help but try so HARD to make their dialogue "deep" that it ends up becoming and pretentious, confusing mess where characters use complex words so blatantly and with no restraint that it becomes impossible for a normal person to understand what they are talking about. This was also a problem in The Matrix but for what it's worth it had an interesting world and concept, great action scenes and a main character, while not spectacular, did do cool and important things while having agency to his character that Jupiter Jones just does, not, HAVE!
@leyenda6149
@leyenda6149 3 жыл бұрын
I really like the editing on this channel
@thejoker0123
@thejoker0123 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Ascending is this generation's Battlefield Earth as i call it
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 3 жыл бұрын
I think that Battlefield Earth was way worse, under every aspect.
@thejoker0123
@thejoker0123 3 жыл бұрын
@@waltercomunello121 i think that too
@sir.raphimrevelator8644
@sir.raphimrevelator8644 3 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the part where Jupiter was processing her documents to become the Queen. Lol'd at how relatable it was. Then came the plot/ending followed.
@Zyrodil
@Zyrodil 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the sponsorship, dude!
@rickybobby6028
@rickybobby6028 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent editing critique.
@kaskus7147
@kaskus7147 3 жыл бұрын
The prominent problem is that the movie treats everyone else as the main character instead of Mila Kunis. So, the movie feels really unfocused. I think people have a tendency to think that Sci-Fi is easy, but it gets messed so often, because it is not easy at all.
@dylana.9057
@dylana.9057 2 жыл бұрын
That's a called a passive protagonist. Filmento says it in the video . So you're just repeating twice information we already know . Just like this movie you're criticizing . Ironic 🙏🤣
@costileraphid1891
@costileraphid1891 3 жыл бұрын
Better Name: Jupiter Descending.
@horseradishpower9947
@horseradishpower9947 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Jupiter Imploding?
@SuperUltimateLP
@SuperUltimateLP 3 жыл бұрын
13:29 stupiter ascending
@Brindlebrother
@Brindlebrother 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Eroding
@kuttalu
@kuttalu 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Ascending, Wachowsky descending.
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 3 жыл бұрын
jupiter derping
@calderniven8110
@calderniven8110 3 жыл бұрын
As a world builder with my own universe, your way of comparing and contrasting examples has been helpful guidance. It makes clear why some things work, while others don't, and has helped me avoid future pitfalls. Thanks so much for your time and effort man! Also been looking at displates for a while now and never quite let myself buy any, so thanks for being a bro and giving me the excuse haha! :D
@vizthex
@vizthex 3 жыл бұрын
bruh they should harvest people like the Wraith from Stargate: Atlantis do - leave some people so the population can recover, that way you've got infinite food.
@shawnconway6009
@shawnconway6009 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Ascending is like if the Matrix used Neo like a football and just carried him around from place to place while other people talked about stuff for three hours.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and then Trinity was actually Channing Tatum's character and Morpheus was Sean Bean's character.
@KuroRyoka
@KuroRyoka 3 жыл бұрын
in short the movie title is Mary Sue: Simp Ascending
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 3 жыл бұрын
but she not even Mary Sue, we never seen her powers, being overpowered, anything, she just some dish towel that is given stuff, she's more boring then Mary Sue
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyotheman69 a mary sue doesn't need to be overpowered, she just needs to be loved/respected by everyone for no real reason and still win in the end despite not doing anything important. Bellah Swan from Twilgiht is a perfect example
@rick5219
@rick5219 3 жыл бұрын
Yosef Yonin wait what do you call a male Mary Sue
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 3 жыл бұрын
@@rick5219 Gary Stu, iirc
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 3 жыл бұрын
@@rick5219Garry Stue
@johnwatson3948
@johnwatson3948 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and intelligent review - thanks!
@ty_teynium
@ty_teynium 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this I'm taking notes here; I wanna be extra careful not to write another movie like Jupiter ascending. Also the editing and writing in your video (s) man; so good!
@BashBroPat
@BashBroPat 3 жыл бұрын
I need Anatomy of a Failure: Waterworld. I can't understand why it flopped so hard
@o0Avalon0o
@o0Avalon0o 3 жыл бұрын
There are videos going into it, but I believe it was because they doubled their cost by accidentally sinking their first set & had to remake it entirely. There was almost no way for them to make that much money back.
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 3 жыл бұрын
insanely high cost for an arguably average movie. There.
@713Calm
@713Calm 3 жыл бұрын
For a ling time, I didn't believe they stole nearly all the concept to make The Matrix. After seeing their subsequent failures at every level, I changed my opinion.
@Clockwork0nions
@Clockwork0nions 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard this, explain?
@713Calm
@713Calm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Clockwork0nions You asked, so I'm just sharing what my individual understanding is. The Matrix and The Terminator franchises are both based on a single treatment by Sophia Stewart. There are a lot of reports that say she won a huge settlement after a copyright lawsuit. Other sources say it's just an Internet rumor/hoax. When I look at everything James Cameron has done, I can see his style. He is a competent filmmaker in his own right. When I look at everything the Wachowski's have done, the ONLY thing that is solid is The Matrix. If these ideas were stolen, it would explain the inconsistencies of the Wachowskis. On the other hand, Soderbergh, Tarantino, Nolan, Aronofsky, Ritchie, Shyamalan have consistent styles and consistent reception according to the way they applied their respective styles to their films. All of this is to say the Wachowskis didn't have much to do with putting their stamp on The Matrix. When they do leave their mark on a film, everyone is left scratching their heads (in a bad way). Filmmakers always have a Magnum Opus, but they only have 1 thing that stands so far and above the rest of their work. Even if they stole the concept, they learned NOTHING from the experience of directing a landmark film. It's all disappointing and baffling really.
@Clockwork0nions
@Clockwork0nions 3 жыл бұрын
@@713Calm I know at least part of that is false. Cameron has said over the decades that Terminator was inspired by a nightmare he had. The script is even credited to Cameron and Gale Hurd.
@713Calm
@713Calm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Clockwork0nions Yeah he supposedly borrowed very little of the story, whereas The Matrix took the lion's share.
@fakename287
@fakename287 3 жыл бұрын
Also explains why matrix 2 and 3 are considered "meh" at best
@boschulte
@boschulte Жыл бұрын
Amazing… ur analysis is eye opening
@squiggles5640
@squiggles5640 2 жыл бұрын
i have no memory of ever seeing this movie but i recognize so many of the scenes you show throughout the video
@PaulMcMinotaur
@PaulMcMinotaur 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the nicest product placements I've ever heard. Honest, familiar, competently relevant. It makes me kinda want the thing you were advertising for
@taufanaugusta8884
@taufanaugusta8884 3 жыл бұрын
One of the opening sequences that really sticks with in terms of worldbuilding me is Inception.
@MikePhoenix007
@MikePhoenix007 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest. We *do* know that Tom Cruise *can* outrun it.
@arnepianocanada
@arnepianocanada 2 жыл бұрын
Your fine voice, clear speech, and classy Dutch accent impart a core of wisdom, and your 'just-enough' touches of humour add icing to the cake. Excellent presentation!
@SpottedHares
@SpottedHares 3 жыл бұрын
15:23 She is a plot coupon, which in and of it's self is actually an interesting idea. But they made a charter into a plot coupon, but forgot that they were still a character first.
@JimLStone
@JimLStone 3 жыл бұрын
I said this movie was bad, and my family was like "No it's not. Let's watch it" and then we watched it and they agreed
@garank4971
@garank4971 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@joebloggs6922
@joebloggs6922 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Me and my Dad watched it on holiday in a holiday as it was the only DVD available with the TV. I'd already watched it ages ago and fell asleep numerous times so I told my dad not to take it seriously. We spent the two hours laughing our butts off
@dumbone656
@dumbone656 3 жыл бұрын
bruh love ur content so much
@benwest3223
@benwest3223 3 жыл бұрын
That unrelated pic of Bill, Jeff, and Mark while you were talking about rich elites sucking out the life of the plebs and selling it on a shadowy exchange earned a like from me.
@tjroelsma
@tjroelsma 3 жыл бұрын
For me it failed because: 1. The Matrix was the Wachowski's Magnum Opus and they went downhill from there. The Matrix 2 didn't come near the first movie while the third somewhat redeemed itself but still was subpar to the first movie. 2. Mila Kunis doesn't have enough presence to carry a movie. 3. Jupiter Ascending is basically a rip-off of the Matrix, which is never good.
@phyrexian_dude4645
@phyrexian_dude4645 3 жыл бұрын
3.1 The creators failed in ripping-off a movie they made on the first place.
@vezokpiraka
@vezokpiraka 3 жыл бұрын
While I can see the parallels, the movie is far from being a rip off. I think the biggest thing dragging the movie down is how more than 50% is impossible to understand CGI action, while the plot doesn't make an ounce of sense. The bits that connect this also don't make much sense.
@azofeclipse
@azofeclipse 3 жыл бұрын
@@vezokpiraka This too. Visual clarity is WAY down in JA.
@SailorVickymoon
@SailorVickymoon 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Channing Tatum Ears XD !!!
@tjroelsma
@tjroelsma 3 жыл бұрын
@@vezokpiraka To me the parallels are só obvious that it's hard to not see this as a rip off. At best I can describe this as very lazy screenwriting by the writers of the Matrix with a lot of copy-paste from the script of the Matrix. It feels like the Wachowski's did what Disney perfeceted with it's movies: take all the elements of a previous successful movie, change the sequence and alter them just that little bit and hey presto, we have a new movie.
@Yora21
@Yora21 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter MacGuffin: "An object the characters care about, but the audience doesn't."
@jalopezmen
@jalopezmen 3 жыл бұрын
Well donde bro once again great video
@Galgari7
@Galgari7 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Bad movies: aight let me narrate the exposition for you
@reapermaster1233
@reapermaster1233 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow hxh does this and it's great
@ryanergo754
@ryanergo754 3 жыл бұрын
@@reapermaster1233 I think thats cause the exposition is visual.
@reapermaster1233
@reapermaster1233 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanergo754 it has a narrator to tho
@ryanergo754
@ryanergo754 3 жыл бұрын
@@reapermaster1233 Thats true.
@ryanergo754
@ryanergo754 3 жыл бұрын
@@reapermaster1233 I dont generally like the narrator parts. Specially in the palace invasion part. Almost dropped it.
@RedCaio
@RedCaio 3 жыл бұрын
This movie had a lot of potential. I didn't love the final package but I really like bits and pieces.
@Mr_G_s_Route_66
@Mr_G_s_Route_66 3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@natto4now
@natto4now 3 жыл бұрын
I remeber going to see Jupiter ascending with my friends I dont remember anything about the plot just something about bees and a telescope We went and saw and Adam Sandler movie right after (I don't remember the name something about shoes) didn't like it but it was better that Jupiter
@kixx0208
@kixx0208 3 жыл бұрын
The Cobbler
@natto4now
@natto4now 3 жыл бұрын
@@kixx0208 that's it thanks man I felt more emotion in that movie than Jupiter ascending
@minecraftrules1842
@minecraftrules1842 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest I liked the cobbler
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 3 жыл бұрын
When your movie sucks more than an Adam Sandler movie, you know something's wrong.
@natto4now
@natto4now 3 жыл бұрын
@@GingerZombie29 it's not a very Adam Sandler like movie aka there not alot of dart jokes and him going on vacation It's kinda a predecessor to uncut gems
@TaddiestMason
@TaddiestMason 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who can recognize these formulas and how often the repeat in reality with just different values for the variables.
@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317
@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317 2 жыл бұрын
Lol... the bit at 6.20 when the dude turns around with his popcorn. 🤣
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