Final 7 days! we need to hit 200 to get it made! www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-lemon-and-dango-gang

Quetzal? Like Qutzacoatl? Like the Aztec god? The winged Serpent? Because that bird looks so rad it *deserved* that name

"30 is not old" well my body did not get that memo!

The phrase "You spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland" hit me like a train full of clowns honking their noses and pointing at a sign that says "that you"

With the economy getting as bad as it’s been recently, you have no idea the amount of effort I would put in to make good furry art. I need a secure income. I don’t care if it has fur

"Get the Elf" Ha! I said "Frieren, we got a chest." right before.

I fully just accepted that surgeons eat appenices before realizing the joke was about paying the surgeons so much

The imagery of surgeons being strange cryptids offering their services in exchange for appendix snacks will now haunt me.

3:52 at least the refrigerator was running

2:52 I love how the missing words changed the meaning of the sentence to them complaining about not getting the power up early. They’re tackling life like a speedrunner right here.

We have an appendix because we are omnivores :D (unfortunately it does often suck and get infected and it’s not vital so you can just take it out) The proper name is caecum and it has good bacteria to help us digest plants with their thick cell walls, carnivores have none and herbivore’s ones are huge.

So, I came up with a cursed sentence "You're reacting just like the Hat Man said you would."

i would like to thank you, mr tumblr voice man, for introducing me to the absolute beautiful goober that is the Quetzal, this is my new favourite bord

Wow, what's it like to have 144p vision without your glasses. My vision without glasses barely reaches 75p.

Alright kids, gather ‘round. We’re eating appendix again tonight.

0:03 “Quetzal” is a word of Spanish origin, which means “que-“ is pronounces like “keh-.” Also, since the word ends in a consonant, the accent naturally falls on the last syllable. It should be pronounced “keh-TSAL.”

I mean admittedly if you've read the young Obi-Wan series, Revenge of the Sith definitely is a very bad week, but he's had several other very very bad weeks.

"Do you remember what you were supposed to taste like" is not the kinda energy I needed at 10 PM on the day I canceled therapy because of hurty hands but here we are I guess

I just realized that since I post on tumblr now, the chance of me appearing on a PM Seymour video is rising… I live in fear

PM Seymour pausing and crying while reading truly unexpected puns waters my crops and clears my skin and rebalances my neurotransmitters - please keep this bit going XD

the dragalia lost bit really hurt cause I for a second had a glimmer of hope

I was NOT expecting that Dragalia Lost reference! Good gods I am still salty it ended. The Stranded Scions event was a bit more of a traditional beach episode (my man Leo in that beachwear!! ❤‍🔥), but damn Doomsday Getaway was a wild ride.

01:20 That guy has had waaay too many of those Hannibal Lectures

I'm not late huzzah! I did however forget to turn my headphones on-

Never leave the back door open. The kitchen will escape. Look! See... The refrigerator is running!

If an elf isn’t available, a half foot will suffice.

I love quetzals barely anyone knows what they are and they deserve more recognition

That last one is triple A games. All of them.

You would not believe your ears, if ten drunken Buccaneers, kidnapped you in your sleep, just to save a sheep.

If it makes you feel better I too was confused at the appendix joke at first

Apparently medication kicks in quicker if you lie on your right side, and it kicks in slower if you lay on your left.

"a Hannibal lecture" should not be as funny as it is to me holy shit

That Dragalia Lost one hit me like a sack of bricks over the head

Man this was the first video of the day for me after waking up and that second one felt fucking personal

Funnily enough, I wrote a fanfic where there was a cannibal doctor who ate appendices.

Sink in was a good pun, it could have been Kitch In.

It's curious how I'm in my thirties still trying to figure out what I want from life and meanwhile society treats me like I'm a living fossil, I don't even feel old yet.

No elf? BRING THE HALF-FOOT!

Dragalia lost my beloved, I miss you...

watching this on a pop out window while scrolling tumblr, macrodosing the hellsite

That last post is just the Rock's career lately

So you're telling me Padme didn't tell Anakin she was pregnant until like 4 days before she actually gave birth?

3:55 I'd refuse that As a Kingdom Hearts fan, I can promise you that's the most surefire way to kickstart a new, major character arc And in most cases that beach episode will never come

4:09 I was active in that fandom at that time so that hit me like a truck. Can’t wait to go to isekai world now.

i miss dragalia lost. that event's music was so good.

3:34 mmmh, nyes. Breakfast in Eden.

Dragalia lost mentioned! I miss the game so much

I fully agree with 20 isn't pushing 30 and 30 and 40 arent old I just wish my body got that memo

Damn, 9 minutes ago hits different for a PM video…

2:13 As my performance at my school’s talent show tonight has shown my talents include: Going to the bathroom really fast (getting there and going and getting back within three minutes) even though I had to go all the way around the building from the outside Practicing for two hours straight and about 90 minutes a day and then at the moment of truth accidentally skipping half of the chorus Making my girlfriend sad by not letting her cuddle me after my performance near the back of the audience because my parents are sitting right behind us and I haven’t told them we’re dating yet

2:00 this joke landed straight between my eyes, I'm still laughing!

2:15 you mean it took Palpatine a whole FOUR DAYS do turn Anakin to the dark side 😦probably more like 3!

4:11 Wait, didn't the last time fish fell asleep... Uh oh, someone make sure they're not wrapped up snug in seaweed and rice again. I know they find it comfy but last time was way too close. Also make sure they aren't covered up in breading, that also probably won't end well.

Ever since I started making friends in nerdy circles, age hasn't mattered to me. The ages of my friends vary between 17 and 70. 😂

Had to hit me with the fact that I can't play Dragalia Lost again, I don't blame you but Nintendo

"I'm taking you to the beach episode" and then the beach episode turns into the beach episode from FF7 Rebirth

DRAGALIA MENTION

In times of doubt, we get the elf

thank you for posting this on my birthday T~T

1:08 may i add: may your throat never ache again

Oh sweet! I actually got here around the posting time! Nice!

Got jumpscared by Dragalia

Wow, 2 hannibal jokes in one video. Awesome.

GOOD LORD, I WILL find a way to save Asriel SO HELP ME

I feel like the age thing is also partly cause people live longer now so what counts as old isn't the same now as in the past.

I read all of my posts in PM Seymour or Bettina Levy's voice as I'm writing them

0:18 I feel called out, currently lying in bed on my day off for who knows how long

Okay well if the surgeon gonna eat my appendix, can they maybe like offer me a byte at least??? It's basic manners really, but I guess they don't teach that at medical school smh

I am long overdue for a beach episode

0:11 - Considering it's a bird, that won't take long. 4:55 - I, at least, am meant to taste like pineapple.

My name is Will so hearing PM say my name at the end like that caught me off guard

I died at the kitchen pun

That last clip just reminds me of Appetite of a People Pleaser by ghost

Thank you for the video.

Love hannibal jokes

I'm watching this in bed, 3 hours after waking up. I know I must get up soon, I just don't want to:(

I just want it on the record that seeing the post at 1:02 reminded me to take my meds

3:59 Eda to Luz:

1:38 u gotta have dat dog in ya

Adding Quetzal to my list of cool birds. What is the list of cool birds for? Well that would be spoilers!

Monchry chronchry appendix

Okay FINE I'll get the Makeship thing JEEZ

May your beach episodes always be Senran Kagura instead of Dangonrompa

3:20 I think it was specifically designed for Midoriya to particularly fail.

WOOO IM FINALLY EARLY TO A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO

YES RESPLENDENT QUETZAL SEEN.

1:10 It can also be a curse, because you could have a dry nose

Dude, you have a very ASMR voice

First time in a long while I laughed at loud. 0:20 was just perfect haha!!!

At least I know I will never taste bland. I am like 40% garlic and ginger

Hey PM, you seen Delicious in Dungeon (Dungeon Meshi)? Pretty uh, pretty good.

The plushie you're selling looks like a manju from Azur Lane

2:47 You know that sounds bad at first. But it gets better once you can Shinespark to work

R3ked's profile pic is a Meteos reference.

0:40 That's nice and all, but I'm still having a crisis over the fact that I'm not even thirty and already have a 6head that would make Vegeta jealous.

Bees are made of concrete and the sun is cheese, I'm covered in mayonnaise, burger

The beach day becoming danganronpa took me off guadd 😭😭😭

3:33 You son of a gun. I'm in.

But the beach episode always includes character development!

2:02 this is literally me, especially petting cats and getting dizzy