And it was awesome

U call it dlc,I call it a mission i stumbled upon maybe 25-30% through my playthrough that changed everything

And the mech dlc

I don't like how you're treated like an aircraft by the AA missile turrets, but I guess that's the price you pay for missiles, a chaingun, and a booster jet.

Gabriel Lacey Hey, Wolverine's also got super senses. Granted though, if we're talking about the ones he actually uses on a regular basis, it's just schnoz.

Uh I think you mean Italian spider man

Gabriel Sevilla Well, technically Mediterranean is more accurate, as where he comes from is rather vague,

his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.

his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.

his father is from Mexico, his mother was from Medici.

what ever way the wind blows

+Twanglet both

I say a bit more of just cause.

It's a just cause he took up for a just cause that's outlined in his just clause that he got a hold of with his just paws

+Twanglet both!

gold

+ProfessorPuppet Well wtf, I didn't know you watched Zero Punctuation!

"Just Laws" could be a law firm

it's great to read these in yahtzee's voice [ just ] l a w s s

What is Father Christmas without the holiness? Just Claus.

What are you getting from Victoria's Secret? Just bras.

+Oreally I actually did run up and rub grenades against people's faces on purpose in Fallout 3. VATS damage-reduction is a bit silly.

Fjarhultian Some guy in Fallout 4 pissed me off by keep repeating the same line when I pass him. Point blank VATS with a Fat Man on his ass. I took no damage.

+Fjarhultian VATS damage reduction: Fallout 3 - "holy cow that seems a bit unreasonable" Fallout New Vegas - "well this seems a bit better, still useful though" Fallout 4 - "OH MY PISS I AM A MOTHERFUCKING SUN GOD"

Inventor Raccoon Yeah, time not stopping is kind of a buff for timing the reduction

How is it like Smash Bros?

+Adam Burdett Booooo

+Alexander Gardner What are the most dangerous animals on this island? Just boars... 2 terrible puns in and I'm already feeling apologetic...

OzixiThrill want to travel the island? Visit just tours...

Ah all of you with your puns. All of you need to just pause... Ok I'll see my way out.

i bought some fkin dorritos you dingus

+KNitro123 You know what that needs "Moardoors"!

One does not simply walk into more doors.

Although, after Rico visits, they may be Gondoors!

"Are you afraid of an animal's teeth?" "No. Just claws."

for that to work I have to say it in a very British accent.

+Sir5EsQ_ A joke only people of certain age will get lol

+Sir5EsQ_ "You know what this video game needs?... MORE POWER!"

Montesama314 Rico the "Really Fuck Shit up" man Taylor

+Rc “Tattooless Metalhead” Cooper a broken age?

No it's 'fk rng'

No i'd say his Ride to Hell: Retribution video was better.

+inferno Sticker Star. Just sayin.

+inferno if he ever decides to do a vid on Undertale that might change :3, his written review said he loved it.

Are you new here?

+inferno Painkiller was much better in his opinion

why did i get jailed? just laws.

+1stshockarmy what do i have to use to cut this two by four? just saws.

Why was I attacked by a shark? Just jaws.

what does this big chunk of ice do when it's left outside? just thaws.

why did my invention not work? just flaws.

EvilMcSheep Oi m8 I'll smack ye in teh gabber if you spek to mi liek dat again.

+EvilMcSheep a Nerd3 fan! :D

Ah well, at least the explosions are prettier. And bigger. And can be tied to other exploding things.

But now you can blow up everything, as opposed to just select few things.

EvilMcSheep tahts enuff aboot me mum u nub

+Paradox Acres the door's over there

+Shinku Quickman make sure it's locked

+Paradox Acres I didn't know I wanted this until now.

+Paradox Acres Is this memes? Or are you just someone who struggles with junior jumble?

Arthur Dent un. believable.

well it is just cause... so why not!?

+HORRIOR A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?

+Bler935 War never changes. Unless you're bullet resistant, able to fly with absolutely no momentum and able to discard time and space physics the same way Kerry Katona discards birth certificates.

Dylan Wintle What's that? You want to hit the ground but avoid crushing every bone in your body upon impact? Here, grapple to the ground so that you fall slightly faster. Foolproof.

Bler935 What's that? You want to be a physics student?

I'm a linguistics enthusiast, so I love this comment.

That was fascinating, thank you

+Thomas Davis I never knew other people's opinions mattered more than my own. Just because the masses say it's the greatest game ever doesn't mean I will EVER see that game as better than my all time favorite game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Earthbound being my second most favorite game. Just because Undertale gets all the praise doesn't mean shit to me. That's other peoples opinions. And other people don't pay my fucking bills.

The thing about Undertale was about how it defied other games. You don't have to kill anyone and everyone has a personality. It was how it could shift from the horror of a neutral ending to the pure emotion of pacifist ending to the rage of a Genocide run. Undertale relies on the player knowing nothing. People should envy those who played Undertale before the hype hit. Those who know nothing and most likely massacred the Underground and then felt the weight of guilt. It does things that modern gaming doesn't do as well such a moral choice to characters and atmosphere. To anyone who dislikes Undertale, I can except that but this is all I have to say. Monster Girls will always have fan art and Rule 34 will come into effect, it is natural but sexualizing monsters is better than sexualizing robots or animals or, may god forbid, both simultaneously. To quote Yahtzee's Earthbound review (from memory), 'it was just a good game that was released at a time when a game's worth was dictated by its graphic. Thank Christ we don't have that problem anymore.'. Indie gaming is wonderful since it allows for creativity and some of the best games ever made that may even be free of cost.

+unleasht3h1337 +Emoji The OG He caved anyway. He found a way.

***** Indeed, it was a good game.

+unleasht3h1337 I have Undertale in my library but I haven't gotten that far into it. From what I've heard, the game ganks you for completion if you do a certain playstyle. It's sort of like when I heard that Bravely Default makes you restart the campaign so they could pad out the game; now I actively refuse to play Bravely Default.

Rename the channel "Zero fluctuation"... From yahtzee.

+Unexplained65 Does anyone actually come to the Escapist for their other stuff? Ever since they lost Jimquisition they don't even have the excuse of the nicest tits in games journalism.

+Unexplained65 are there actually any other people producing content besides yahtzee anymore?

MrMonkeyCommander Plenty of articles, but not a lot of video content since they lost Sterling and Chipman.

+BoloYung How dare you. HOW DARE YOU

But 100 times 0 is 0

+Josh Reid It's D+10*100 D = Destiny

+WhiplashSL Not that hard to do, honestly.

Well it doesn't make you grind the whole game for gear, then make that same gear useless every new DLC which is separate from the first two so fuck your season pass. Also, Destiny hate rants can go on for years.

+Darkness1984 yep destiny fanboy lmao

"I'm going to Disney World!" "To...blow it up?" "...no." *cue montage of exploding Disney World attractions*

+IJustWantComment Just Cause.

+Th3MaN1 3

+Th3MaN1 three

+IJustWantComment Why does the Android logo look like the Zero Punctuation logo?

+Justin DuBree just cause.

Maybe it was the bad grammar in the name. It is either "Just 'Cause" as in Jest Because or "Just Cause" as in a cause that is just.

*Mexican Spider-Man

+Alexander Gardner Rico isn't Mexican....

Solid Snake eh what's the difference amarite?

+Riley Allspach He said he wouldn't be reviewing Undertale because he can't figure out how to do it without spoiling it.

+Riley Allspach stop and go away

+Riley Allspach Yahtzee's already reviewed it in "Extra Punctuation". You can find it on the Escapist's website.

He won't review Undertale. He said he can't make a full review video without spoiling it; and it's better to play it knowing the least possible about it.

No. He probably knows there's lots of console gamers that want to play that game and he wouldn't want to spoil it for those people once they get the chance. And what the hell do you want him to review? The story? The gameplay? There's no point.

+Unshaved Malevolence Or he just wont review it...

Xenoblade is good but open world wise it is EQ2 on launch with a nice big drawer distance for the scene setting flora and fauna. Single player MMO with some public kill/collect quests and some instances. I have sunk 70 hours in and just got my skell but in terms of playable content it is lighter than I had hoped normal/story/affinity quests have provided some good times but the overworked is well designed but standard open world discovery fare with some high level enemies wandering about to add flavour/tension.

***** He'll probably mention how they're oh-so-animu instead.

+Unshaved Malevolence or he'll rip on it because it's a gay animu game

Akilroth234 Yes, I already said that.

+Celestial Ronin woman*

Thing*

+Celestial Ronin His beautiful man?

I'm confused...

+Unshaved Malevolence when you try to look smart, but fail miserably

You should love explosions if you buy it, You should buy it if you can, no matter the consequences.

Sir Maxeer got it thanks

He's already made a written one.

+Undead Viking fuck off

Go away

***** How mature of you.

***** Why? Because I want a reviewer I really like to review a game I really like?

PokeMaster22222 not sure if best troll ever or something hilariously true. judging by "PokeMaster" probably the latter

Definitely true, and the username was one I came up with several years ago, back when I still watched the Pokémon anime regularly, and played only Pokémon (my first game was Pearl, so circa 2007). After watching the theme songs again, the Orange Islands theme features "Do you wanna be a master?", the last Johto theme (named "Master Quest") has "to be a master is my dream", and so many of them feature 'unbeatable', 'winner', and so on. I was 9 when Pearl came out (Nov 1997 to June 2007 = not quite a decade), so those words resonated with my child self, and I used to watch Master Quest and the Advanced trilogy quite a bit (through Foxtel, videos or those small discs I bought). So yeah - Pokémon's been a part of me for quite some time; I even remember playing an online Pokémon game, named _Pokémon Crater_, before it was shut down and revamped. While XY was a massive disappointment after the brilliance that was Emerald, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, Black and Black 2, and ORAS less so but still disappointing, with Sun/Moon being better but still not quite reaching the level of older games, I still enjoy my time in the world of Pokémon (just hoping for a Ranger 4 and/or a Mystery Dungeon that returns to Explorers of Sky's level of enjoyability, including abusable Wonder Mail).

I always seem to write a lot more than I intend on doing...hmm...

PokeMaster22222 I came up with my username because I say dude a lot...

+1colonelsanders Puns these bad must break some *just laws*.

+peacefulltoucan dang that reply was just gold.

You might say.... Just snores Yeah I know I'm half a decade late lol