Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart

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#RussellPeters heckles the audience, theorizes that all parents have a favourite child, and explains how little girls can control their dads.
Russell Peters stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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@smileyzeyneb336 5 жыл бұрын

oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌

@lordemarsh6804 5 жыл бұрын

You have a beautiful face

@rahimel-mulla2894 5 жыл бұрын

@@lordemarsh6804 I'm subscribing you :)

@0Zolrender0 5 жыл бұрын

I dont know why. She looked beautiful.

@lawshim686 5 жыл бұрын

She is beautiful...

@pawansuryavanshi2270 5 жыл бұрын

She looked beautiful though .

@ranjuraviranju 5 жыл бұрын

I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D

@wadesharp11 5 жыл бұрын

Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂

@asense8152 5 жыл бұрын

Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.

@sanveersookdawe 5 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@pratebhhaaeduru8926 5 жыл бұрын

I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.

@Your.Uncle.AngMoh 5 жыл бұрын

Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.

@PakBaluch 5 жыл бұрын

His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.

@raidobatna7211 2 жыл бұрын

Za vp mall

@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd Жыл бұрын

Literally the easiest connection ever.

@John_Duque 3 жыл бұрын

5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂

@Fiaw1 2 жыл бұрын

The insecurity was ripe

@jorgehoran1691 Жыл бұрын

Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.

@nywang1219 Жыл бұрын

But she did look amazing

@bulletprooftiger1879 Жыл бұрын

@@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol

@Mr_-Heisenberg 5 жыл бұрын

People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.

@sransmec 5 жыл бұрын

Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!

@Jnaga199 5 жыл бұрын

How many meths have you cooked so far?

@Jay-en7bw 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro

@emadashraf6765 5 жыл бұрын

Too late

@SeismoBeats 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference

@Jay_Bless 4 жыл бұрын

Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.

@TheNarratorworld 4 жыл бұрын

Damn 😂

@rianahaque7592 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@astroparamjit 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mishiriruh6553 3 жыл бұрын

Jay next time tell her she was there but she was invisible

@harish.bharish1762 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment, I read 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mikkos8636 5 жыл бұрын

"Shh, this is a library." Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.

@etcetera1674 3 жыл бұрын

good luck

@MrChaos2peace 5 жыл бұрын

Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!

@yanxiaosun4363 2 жыл бұрын

Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja

@prasad9012 2 жыл бұрын

Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂 It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.

@sikandarkhan7522 2 жыл бұрын

As a pakistani i agree too😂

@mangloreanwithabeard 4 жыл бұрын

One rule going in Russell's Show.... Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣

@lionnelmurimi651 4 жыл бұрын

no. its just dont stand out

@i_am_funny 4 жыл бұрын

@@lionnelmurimi651 don't be Brown and indian specially

@whatrtheodds 4 жыл бұрын

I would like to be roasted by him 😁😂😂

@mangloreanwithabeard 4 жыл бұрын

@@whatrtheodds Hahahahh

@jaysentbanks6172 4 жыл бұрын

and dont be indian

@this_Is_n0_One 5 жыл бұрын

Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!

@SuperDravin 5 жыл бұрын

For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.

@GuerillaWar4s 5 жыл бұрын

Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.

@hijack69 5 жыл бұрын

It's not complaining..it's criticism.

@jeremywahlang2698 5 жыл бұрын

this is so sad.

@niz32iqbal 5 жыл бұрын

Erm no. The people that want to see Russell and are fans have seen all his stuff.

@Fadlinification 5 жыл бұрын

badum tussssssssss

@poofypant 4 жыл бұрын

He: at 3:32 "make **tea** " Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂

@abbz4u 5 жыл бұрын

Snapchat girl had a mic

@josephcosgroveF4fl 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.

@rahulrat88 5 жыл бұрын

Certainly a set up

@anveya3981 5 жыл бұрын

Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding

@Rasnaaa 5 жыл бұрын

Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up

@yodk9026 5 жыл бұрын

@@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right

@MikeyDarwish 5 жыл бұрын

“My name is Nash” “Nash!?” “Nashpinder” “Oh”

@linasayshush 3 жыл бұрын

"There you go."

@ashishpandit5609 2 жыл бұрын

It's Nashbinder i suppose

@achandra4902 2 жыл бұрын

Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!

@xiaorishu 5 жыл бұрын

Say what you want, I still find him funny xD

@teamstr1 3 жыл бұрын

Still? Ok

@SimplyGunju 3 жыл бұрын

I do too

@nimanima208 3 жыл бұрын

@paritoshshrestha5004 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody said anything.

@harrislam 3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone ever say he's not?

@lifeisawesome4116 3 жыл бұрын

The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....

@abelnicolae 4 жыл бұрын

this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible

@_Luket 4 жыл бұрын

I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.

@akiewhuo5229 4 жыл бұрын

Fortunate You😥😥

@koolgamez3434 4 жыл бұрын

Luke Naga mad

@_Luket 4 жыл бұрын

@@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad

@Sarah-ud9ce 4 жыл бұрын

Lucky you!!😁

@metricspecies1437 4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show

@abhrajitpaul2744 5 жыл бұрын

"My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman That's deep man :-(

@dimafromchristianpara3537 5 жыл бұрын

01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT" *This got me rolf hard. 😂😂😂

@gnanashekar1579 5 жыл бұрын

So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?

@harrislam 3 жыл бұрын

That girl looks cute period.

@MrRensky 5 жыл бұрын

That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.

@meghasinghaniahmu 4 жыл бұрын

My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!

@pmhere 4 жыл бұрын

You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉

@meghasinghaniahmu 4 жыл бұрын

@@pmhere lollol!!

@FredY-cg6mi 4 жыл бұрын

Your cousin then?

@Georgetappoo-tu8vb 3 ай бұрын

No one asked you

@bizarreworld2510 5 жыл бұрын

Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!

@dlulabaphijohannes1759 5 жыл бұрын

@@thecasino8022 You must have a terrific sense of humour.

@chukwow5738 5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁. He is spot on

@TheProHunting Жыл бұрын

The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆

@mm-ir1ii 5 жыл бұрын

why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell

@sarrabenothman9471 5 жыл бұрын

+The Casino do not curse with items you do not possess

@thecasino8022 5 жыл бұрын

Sarra Ben Othman go away brownie

@Q_QQ_Q 5 жыл бұрын

its usual . not less funny /.

@sarrabenothman9471 5 жыл бұрын

+The Casino I'm white you racist pig

@fortnitburgerlover1231 5 жыл бұрын

@@thecasino8022 edgy

@hiranath1699 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.

@mayanknagpal1016 5 жыл бұрын

Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂

@marymagdalenebengle 2 жыл бұрын

Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian

@giddy38_ 2 жыл бұрын

I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it

@mahimakalla1861 5 жыл бұрын

Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India

@sameerankalgi9451 3 жыл бұрын

It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️

@abdul1260 5 жыл бұрын

2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it

@tre-moon-dous6122 3 жыл бұрын

The audience voices are incredibly audible

@dgeg1000 2 жыл бұрын

Its called microphones. Often calles mics

@deepu1150 5 жыл бұрын

Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...

@piccolitesticoli 5 жыл бұрын

This is not new

@deepu1150 5 жыл бұрын

@@piccolitesticoli too bad!

@virenvs905 5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.

@theyoungindians9027 5 жыл бұрын

Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old

@SureshKumar-mg4wu 5 жыл бұрын

new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.

@hriiyizhuosiikruna9889 5 жыл бұрын

You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓

@sirtrygve75 4 жыл бұрын

2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao

@straightfromtimbakto8623 5 жыл бұрын

Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video

@taylerrenee9710 Жыл бұрын

Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂

@CallmeDaddy21 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know about you guys, but my mom bursted out of laughter when she watched it with me. He's still funny, but only to those who can relate to the jokes.

@dulleygyati7064 5 жыл бұрын

One of my best comedian.....love russel

@christianpalao7984 5 жыл бұрын

Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!

@paoboysingson6492 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@zackabraha7958 5 жыл бұрын

I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.

@freontec Жыл бұрын

Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad] Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."

@Smacktalk007 10 ай бұрын

She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!

@harumiaamirah7767 5 жыл бұрын

Still made me laugh 😂😂

@muaazmozay5538 5 жыл бұрын

Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.

@prashponnappa6731 5 жыл бұрын

He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂

@sancharimukherjee7274 5 жыл бұрын

He is so funny and witty at the same time

@rafifnasution2256 5 жыл бұрын

MISS YOU SO MUCH

@Egirl_Slayer 5 жыл бұрын

I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?

@thedoer2953 5 жыл бұрын

Right

@Izza.M 5 жыл бұрын

me too bruh!!!??

@victoriamann6645 5 жыл бұрын

Koz they want the rude jokes

@Sashita_ 5 жыл бұрын

I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.

@amen627 5 жыл бұрын

Same with me

@HatebreederHorror 11 ай бұрын

Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL

@lokhodanii8008 5 жыл бұрын

"Nash? Nashpinder".....gold

@nizarkrari 5 жыл бұрын

You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah

@aldopascutto1009 4 жыл бұрын

He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!

@puzzlejoinery4475 4 жыл бұрын

love this guy

@ShredderKKK 6 ай бұрын

When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂

@boombee3317 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊

@branavasorubysivabalaratna7819 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)

@freakyindia 5 жыл бұрын

Love him!

@mikebunner3498 Жыл бұрын

Russell, This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!

@aksy1121 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny! That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂

@SuperMyksTV 5 жыл бұрын

hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah

@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын

Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*

@michaeltian 2 жыл бұрын

4:05 "She's at my house" Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂

@prasadmane8302 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁

@ohyeahyeah3242 5 жыл бұрын

This was uploaded on my birthday ;D

@chrissymillsap730 2 жыл бұрын

Haha again still my fav comedian of all time

@jaycho6747 3 жыл бұрын

The final line. LOLOL

@blinkintervention2110 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.

@adalquintoYT 5 жыл бұрын

He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.

@eltoro747 4 жыл бұрын

He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D

@mirnahumphreys7690 2 жыл бұрын

I have such a crush on this man 😍

@kimiadmani1168 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this

@Mr79. 5 жыл бұрын

I lmaoed watching this at the library. I am out now finding another place to study! I blame you Russell. 🤣

@sharafiyabhashim8808 5 жыл бұрын

Retirement awaits Russell..

@archsword5294 5 жыл бұрын

don't say that, this is not a sport, it's about ideas and jokes.

@nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505 5 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@shindenilesh2012 5 жыл бұрын

watch George Carlin

@leroycreemers6396 5 жыл бұрын

and will be rich as fuck ill tell u i dont have anny remorse for him :)

@suraj-op2bx 4 жыл бұрын

@you're totally right u know most number of millionaires on this earth are Indians that too when it's only 60-70 yrs of their independence from British rule Now imagine what would happen after 3-4 centuries

@nathaliadhanraj9287 4 жыл бұрын

Was expecting him to say Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

@samsrides6197 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious as always 🤣🤣

@kareemroshdy9027 2 жыл бұрын

The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍

@dkdk5486 2 жыл бұрын

I think this is ur first video.

@colorlessink 5 жыл бұрын

Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me

@RogerBarraud 5 жыл бұрын

:'(

@dioluciano 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for advice

@kiatsan5781 3 жыл бұрын

Bring back good old Russel

@athayphom3551 4 жыл бұрын

that flower girl sure is pretty 😍

@marksuckerburg3051 4 жыл бұрын

It's like my dad, he would whoop my ass if I would have done that, and I'm 19

@perfumelover777 3 жыл бұрын

Lol he's hilarious. 😂

@kezhakenguruse2038 5 жыл бұрын

russel finally, iam glad

@ydug 4 жыл бұрын

when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺

@nadziakapaa8612 2 жыл бұрын

I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him

@jessicavincent2450 5 жыл бұрын

The Snapchat is very true ha ha ba

@matyanko 5 жыл бұрын

Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr

@vivekvaishnav2753 4 жыл бұрын

U know sweetheart u have them on your head🤣🤣

@constantinshim4271 5 жыл бұрын

Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂 Coming from a child of Russian immigrants

@Bargains20xx 4 жыл бұрын

probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life

@ashrafulrabbi Жыл бұрын

Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣