if there are any missing clips or awkward edits in this video it's because i had to Frankenstein this video several times to keep it from getting automatically copyright claimed LMA O anyway who's album should i review next? it better be good
@jordyn11584 жыл бұрын
toxic stan culture would be interesting as a topic
@ValentinaplushiesOtherAccount4 жыл бұрын
K
@du1c3904 жыл бұрын
Does that include how u spelled bieber
@kass_G594 жыл бұрын
BTS please
@ticklishwasabi4 жыл бұрын
My grandma's photo album.
@ninteldazelda4 жыл бұрын
D'Angelo: I hate- Ad: Having dry skin.
@outofthebluebloomingmoonli77054 жыл бұрын
AHHAHAHA
@lexasscentedcandles28524 жыл бұрын
I mean who doesn't 🤣🤣 the ad is mood
@dorietriplett42594 жыл бұрын
LOL
@cjilao11334 жыл бұрын
-turns out👀 my body wash was the problem😳
@spl18044 жыл бұрын
@Maddy G. ok thank you I know to do that not😊
@moodyangel4 жыл бұрын
"Lil Dicky was lost; the song was a place, and Lil Dicky was trying to find Justin." DEAD.
@gabby_91754 жыл бұрын
His commentary is more poetic than any of Justin’s songs 😂
@meumundosecreto76944 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT
@ayoangie70994 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂best comment!
@sadddiesaddd40434 жыл бұрын
YEsSsSi am deaddddd
@amanim14004 жыл бұрын
That’s why I think Ski should’ve been on the actual song
@mariecalkins17884 жыл бұрын
The random vocals sound like Hannah Montana transitions between scenes 💀
@maple40193 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@RyzNytch3 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you the joy with which that comment just made me HOWL ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ omfggggg 😭😭😭 “ᵒᵒʰ ʷᵉᵉ“
This is the type of album that was released to fulfill a contractual agreement.
@t.ris_4 жыл бұрын
Tbh yeahhh
@FirstNameLastName-wt5to3 жыл бұрын
And to expose the industry.
@-xphobia3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstNameLastName-wt5to We all know that shit lol he isn't exposing anything.
@-xphobia3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's more than half his career.
@msstudy16043 жыл бұрын
cough in scooter braun
@AlanaC2174 жыл бұрын
I feel like justin could have replaced "ooh wee" with zoo wee mama and it would've had the same energy
@aimee11234 жыл бұрын
I want to hear that
@hxnnah46284 жыл бұрын
HSDHASDJB-
@alexuwu65144 жыл бұрын
It would make it better
@grog88774 жыл бұрын
I can’t-😂😂😂😂
@LetsSaboogi4 жыл бұрын
DAWG-
@addangel4 жыл бұрын
I love how well rounded this critique is. Like, actually pointing out the good stuff along with the bad. I think it's really mature and it also gives more weight to the arguments when it's clearly not a hate video or making exaggerated claims just to be controversial. I used to enjoy rant videos, but I find that the older I get, the more I appreciate balanced videos like this one over the overly praising or overly critical ones.
@crystalleyvonne8184 жыл бұрын
Ada as well as all the vocal interpretations of the instrumentals being the cherry on top. Reminds of mr krabs “beep boop bop beep?” 😂 Jk
@willbyers79304 жыл бұрын
true, i don’t see much youtubers like this
@MidnightEkaki4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Fantano gives fair reviews but I think hes a lot more harsh than Dangelo. He does mention positives most of the time though. If you're not really knowledgeable about music his criticisms might seem unfair however.
@MidnightEkaki4 жыл бұрын
@@TheWSYNkatevy153 You're mistaking criticism for hate. The music is below average and I couldn't even get through the whole album because it was too boring. There's thousands of better artists out there who deserve to have their music listened to yet he has the privilege of fame and does nothing unique or interesting with it at all with his music. If you like it, cool, go ahead and enjoy it, but for people who have higher standards in music its just wasting their time.
@addangel4 жыл бұрын
Maiva La nah, I don't think it's that. Purpose was a great album, and I didn't see really people bashing it. This one is pretty blah by comparison. A lot more repetitive and less meaningful. And the way he promoted it was pretty gross.
@dreamsofcrows27184 жыл бұрын
You know it’s bad when you can’t really tell the difference between most of the songs though
@shroukahmed21764 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@burntblueberrywaffles4 жыл бұрын
Miriam Svenson that’s how I feel about Lana del Rey too tbh
@loveemily15894 жыл бұрын
@Miriam Svenson Yeah. Like I have my staple songs that I absolutely love, but I don't like all her songs and probably couldnt listen to them all one after the other.
@Overused_Toothbrush4 жыл бұрын
Tbh this is one of the reasons I listen to Billie Eilish. I’m not one of those stans yelling at everyone who criticizes her, but all of the songs sound different.
@malak.28284 жыл бұрын
JeIdA oh no baby literally all of her songs are mwahs but uh opinions
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl72584 жыл бұрын
“i’m availUHbuhluhuhuhuh” and i’m uncomfortUHBleuhuhleuhuhle.
@Grace-ez2ot4 жыл бұрын
THIS MADE ME CHUCKLE OUT LOUD IN THE MIDST OF MY EXHAUSTION THANK U
@upasanaraghu60753 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I'm dying 😂😂😂
@tumblingartist3 жыл бұрын
I needed that laugh, ty XD
@suspiciousblueorange30323 жыл бұрын
what song is this? pls tell me, i need the context😭
@drippingpeaches30563 жыл бұрын
I’m making ‘I’m availUHbuhluhuhuhuhuh and I’m uncomfortUHBlehuhleuhuhle’ my new ringtone
@guytorie4 жыл бұрын
When he started reading the lyrics to "Available" out loud I laughed so hard.
@dianamendoza68294 жыл бұрын
Shoelace Kink me too I died !!!!
@sugaandspice50144 жыл бұрын
Shoelace Kink are you available, *_like IM available?_*
@meumundosecreto76944 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughing, so stalker
@leozav97184 жыл бұрын
the music video reflects the creepy
@jazmine93854 жыл бұрын
same
@hotdog47314 жыл бұрын
None of the songs are THAT bad, but why do they all sound the exact same?? Wheres the flavor?? The taste??
@s4turnn5244 жыл бұрын
The yumm- O H N O
@josiejames33394 жыл бұрын
He don't got that yummy yum that yummy yum
@RebelKitty194 жыл бұрын
Unseasoned Chicken
@Secretum-Malum4 жыл бұрын
No yum
@sugaandspice50144 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE Y U M M Y
@itwascarolbaskin90534 жыл бұрын
"is this a wattpad story" lmaoooo you did *not*
@boyfriendshouse3 жыл бұрын
Username: 10/10 Pfp: 10/10 And I laughed so hard too i almost choked
@reverland7353 жыл бұрын
This whole comment made me WHEEZE
@aboredwriter31083 жыл бұрын
That's an insult to Wattpad writers
@candyblingggggg3 жыл бұрын
Rightttt
@moongi8523 жыл бұрын
@@aboredwriter3108 considering how weird wattpad is yeah
@ElpSmith4 жыл бұрын
Available sounds like a string of creepy texts from a guy who’s been friend zoned.
@drippingpeaches30563 жыл бұрын
Yummy and Available sound like a drunk text from one of your friends 😂😭🤣
@yeaguh22723 жыл бұрын
R/niceguys
@pulatelephonics3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gm.88053 жыл бұрын
literally 😭
@jammydodger69323 жыл бұрын
@@yeaguh2272 LOOOL
@lena-meliannesarr39804 жыл бұрын
"Are you in high School, is it a wattpad story ?"LMFAO
@surladanse56214 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this😂
@Ashley-Lopez4 жыл бұрын
As someone who has Wattpad, I’m CACKLING🤣🤣.
@isi1003 жыл бұрын
where does he say that?
@Butterfly-ql4pg3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny! 😂
@Squishy8764 жыл бұрын
Is Justin going through money issues? Dude paid for 2 tracks and used them for the entire album
@jahannab4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that.
@omgurheadsgone4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s having money issues, he’s only worth 200 million dollars 🧐
@savannahlevy974 жыл бұрын
@@omgurheadsgone net worth doesn't represent how much income they get though. It gets complicated
@omgurheadsgone4 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Pup yeah he just made like 85 million and 80 million on a few separate years in a single year. And my bad not 200 million, 265 million. Y’all are dumb if you think he’s broke lol. Where do you think 265 million went lol?
@bigpump66014 жыл бұрын
@@omgurheadsgone if his broke den drake is broke
@ameliabrittain1584 жыл бұрын
Literally the most boring music I have ever heard. Not even calming boring. Not even chill. It’s just. Dull to the point of being annoying.
@enalo62614 жыл бұрын
Maybe he called it changes in a sarcastic way as every song sounds the same
@FranziskaNagel4454 жыл бұрын
This is music for a video game menu or the pause screen.
@lontalley59154 жыл бұрын
Abby if he's going to do that than he might as well make a film for the album or something
@ElpSmith4 жыл бұрын
Franziska Nagel Holy sh*t this is too accurate
@milesedgeworth61144 жыл бұрын
its like dudebro country. (my mom always puts country radio on its not me lmao) used to it, but not at the same time. dull to the point of anger. frustration. change the radio man its too boring
@shababkhan26494 жыл бұрын
Someone said that this album sounds like android ringtones 💀💀💀
@unhingedfrogspawn67154 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart 💀💀💀
@lottieloup67614 жыл бұрын
As someone who had a samsung for 2 years, I couldve litterally used yummy as a standard ringtone-
@farahkarim76254 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA its so true 💀💀💀
@teadrinker12604 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rengab1373 жыл бұрын
@Sakeena Gamell At first eyes glance I thought your name was Selena Gomez which is pretty ironic since she's one of JBs exes🤦🏽♀️
@Ak75sa4 жыл бұрын
Dangelo: Talking about Justin's singing Me starting at his reflection in the background mirror: 👁️👄👁️
@louschwick73014 жыл бұрын
halloween this year, somethings gonna show up on that mirror
@djenae28524 жыл бұрын
Now I can never unsee it
@starzies4 жыл бұрын
And that's on getting distracted very easily
@mudsludge4 жыл бұрын
mood
@Lissablissa4 жыл бұрын
Me every vid of his lmao
@rubyjane91194 жыл бұрын
Someone played the first second of every song in the album and they really sound like the alarm songs in the sleep feature on iPhone 💀
@xcx0004 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn Bitch NOOO OMGG 😭💀
@MurphyMosby4 жыл бұрын
It's true. I played 2 seconds and it sounds like a bunch of ringtones lol.
@ErinDoesThingsHD4 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn Bitch is there a video online?
@planetvnus4 жыл бұрын
Erin M here you go! twitter.com/crueldayiight/status/1228326857835237382?s=21
Yummy - Danny Gonzalez: 👌 Yummy - Justin Bieber: 👎
@kazooboi80014 жыл бұрын
YOURE MY OOEY GOOEY YUMMY GUMMY TASTY LITTLE SNACK I WANNA HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK BABE
@khloealise91304 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow Greg i see 👀
@babyturtleshoe84514 жыл бұрын
Are you also from kurtistown? And a little stinker?
@moondustspark52504 жыл бұрын
@@babyturtleshoe8451 Indeed
@babyturtleshoe84514 жыл бұрын
MoonDust Spark score!
@alday.everyday24744 жыл бұрын
This is mainly just for me, but in case anyone else needs this, here's the timestamps for every song review: 1) 1:38 - All Around Me 2) 3:48 - Habitual 3) 4:37 - Come Around Me 4) 6:04 - Intentions ft. Quavo 5) 7:28 - Yummy 6) 8:01 - Available 7) 9:28 - Forever ft. Post Malone and Clever 8) 11:11 - Running Over ft. Lil Dicky 9) 13:03 - Take it Out on Me 10) 14:03 - Second Emotion ft. Travis Scott 11) 15:48 - Get Me ft. Kehlani 12) 16:19 - E.T.A. 13) 17:18 - Changes 14) 18:07 - Confirmation 15) 19:37 - That's What Love is 16) 20:28 - At Least For Now 17) 21:57 - Yummy (Summer Walker Remix)
@EpicStickboi3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@tumblingartist3 жыл бұрын
^^ appreciate the list, ty
@drippingpeaches30563 жыл бұрын
Ok but what kind of song title is ‘Take It Out On Me’ the sound of this makes me uncomfortable
@carolw38163 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@sheddingsnakeskin3 жыл бұрын
@here at one direction we love love Next
@marblewater.4 жыл бұрын
dangelo told us his everyday videos might be lower quality but theyre still better than this album
Me: Can we get fast food today? *My mom: "All you ever really want, all you ever really need is at home"*
@wifistrokes4 жыл бұрын
Joy M THAT PLAYED WHILE I READ THIS LMFAO
@FridaeyYT4 жыл бұрын
In conclusion, this album was made using Garage Band.
@katsukibakugo20474 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@NaomiVirshbo3 жыл бұрын
IM ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WOEJEOWOAPAOWJEJEJ
@nanda-rw3qm3 жыл бұрын
not garage band 😭
@squids243 жыл бұрын
Garage band? No, it’s made chrome music lab
@jammiiing3 жыл бұрын
Nah that's too generous, it was made through soundtrap 😭
@Vampress094 жыл бұрын
"I'm going though changes doesn't mean i'll change" was an attempt to sound deep but failed terribly.
@TheCaliforniaboy14 жыл бұрын
Omg so true!
@EmilyTheOtakuofficial3 жыл бұрын
r/ I'm 14 and this is deep
@RyzNytch3 жыл бұрын
About as deep as a damn kiddie pool 🏊🏼♀️
@solacesal3 жыл бұрын
@@RyzNytch omg n o- 😂
@fromthepeach34933 жыл бұрын
It’s Ironic though, “I’m going through changed, doesn’t mean I’ll change” wtf is that
@anais9374 жыл бұрын
If I had a song like yummy written after me I’d dump my significant other. Like out of all the things you could write about you choose to write this after me??? Chair but make it electric
@riel84284 жыл бұрын
Maiden but make it iron
@cecilgilrard82884 жыл бұрын
Happiness but make it nonexistent
@likewhatizzy13234 жыл бұрын
justin actually wrote that song to expose pizzagate,,,,, just search it up
@anais9374 жыл бұрын
LikeWhatIzzy he literally said that song was written after his wife but the video has a pizzagate reference
@likewhatizzy13234 жыл бұрын
Anais G yes but i think the main reason why he wrote it was to expose the people behind pizzagate but he cant say that because theyll kill him
@roseclay95074 жыл бұрын
clever sounds like he's trying horribly to sing in cursive
@lunadoodles88103 жыл бұрын
i love this comment so much
@andreashane95493 жыл бұрын
sounds like halsey 😂
@amandaya293 жыл бұрын
@@andreashane9549 okay but Halsey is good
@winonarose74882 жыл бұрын
@@amandaya29 halsey is unique, clever is NOT
@matthewporter51134 жыл бұрын
e.t.a stands for ed’s throw away
@r.75303 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😂😂😂
@candyblingggggg3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@benmemon2 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard when i saw this. my ability to breathe was literally unavailaBUuUHuhUHuHOhUHIuhiUOIuL
@BobbyBurnsOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Why quavo stealing my flow tho 😂😂
@alyssa-hk2pg4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀omg
@tiredbby4 жыл бұрын
hi bobby
@marxistlynchist4 жыл бұрын
wait is this why this got in my recommended? bruh when you gonna start posting for KZfaq again instead of onlyfans 😂
@elise62514 жыл бұрын
ayo bobby what’s good
@ashleewhittlesey78744 жыл бұрын
Omg Bobby Burns? What r u doing here
@phoenixalms11664 жыл бұрын
Imagine your bf writing a song about you and you’re thinking it’s gonna be all sweet an stuff then he plays it and it’s about your sex being good 💀
@ashleewhittlesey78744 жыл бұрын
I know. So bad 👎
@misssteak12904 жыл бұрын
imagine going through 6 years of toxic relationship, messy breakups, getting married, only to release a song about your wife's coochie
@yellowjellow57444 жыл бұрын
This is a common shower thought for me. Why is this normalized? Like we show this to young to children and just say “they won’t get the lyrics”. When I realized the songs I heard on the radio as a young child and sang out loud were along the lines of this was upsetting. Until I really thought about it I was under the impression this was completely fine. I don’t think these types of songs should be as common or promoted.
@Bebe-ge2te4 жыл бұрын
yellojello IKR! Like there was a portugués song like 8 years ago that was mega popular and people would sing along just understanding a few words but it was about sex if i’m not wrong. and one time it was being played in my little sisters school at an event, told the teachers and they didn’t care. cringe that the kids were singing along to a chorus they didn’t know the language too and just say a few words they could kinda pronounce..
@SleighJessi4 жыл бұрын
Even worse, your HUSBAND. Your fucking husband writes music about you and it’s all about sex. Jfc
@torinthunder30394 жыл бұрын
“I hate-“ Ad: “VOtE trUmP 2o20”
@ligood4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I hate that too
@surladanse56214 жыл бұрын
Same
@BeePlushi3 жыл бұрын
agreeable
@drippingpeaches30563 жыл бұрын
Same
@Maria-nl1xi3 жыл бұрын
Thank god im not american (no offense :))
@sp0okyfae4 жыл бұрын
"he sounds like a goat" I almost choked on my bread from laughing ty. But this is cheering me up from my depression so thanks ✨
@evelune3 жыл бұрын
bruh same
@lennnnn73 жыл бұрын
Hope y'all get better!✨💞💖
@kaylakrey3 жыл бұрын
Stay strong💕
@lannabryanna2 жыл бұрын
@obviouslyhouse4 жыл бұрын
“Is this a Wattpad story?”😂😂😂
@jennam44484 жыл бұрын
“Are you in high school” and I was like yes and yes.
@kasia55284 жыл бұрын
I’d rather listen to D’angelo trying to reproduce the beats with his mouth than listen to Justin’s album
@mizzpipedream4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@tadpole3454 жыл бұрын
D’angelo would probably do better to be honest
@madden12474 жыл бұрын
at least D’angelo has talent
@hayzmation53544 жыл бұрын
Justin Beiber definitely does have talent He can sing... He just can’t make a song lmao
@Ellie-bj2uw4 жыл бұрын
What are you saying? Justin Bieber does have talent, though you could say his only talent is singing but he does have talent, Justin Bieber is just lacking when it comes to making song but his singing is pretty good or at least decent enough to enjoy listening to or tolerate.
@Tiogair3 жыл бұрын
My mom (in her 60s) heard Yummy when we were driving together and her first thoughts were “People have been singing about things like this forever, but they at least made it sound good”
@andreaparra36963 жыл бұрын
this album looks like it tastes like flour
@teaisyummy.18543 жыл бұрын
Bruh 💀
@benmemon2 жыл бұрын
it tastes like bland coffee with no flavor at all. DISGUSTANG
@sapphirek52444 жыл бұрын
Available bugs me so much. Like yeah we can talk about yummy being a weird song to put out about your wife, but hear me out as to why available is worse. Hailey, in their little like series about their married life, orients most of her life around supporting Justin. Like making sure he does what he’s supposed to do for his health, staying up late to be in the studio with him, etc. She’s also a star? Like she models and needs to live her own successful life. Why the hell would you write a whole song saying like “you’re not here for ME enough 😫”? First of all, you’re wrong. Second of all, grow up and be supportive of your WIFE. And the line “you live in my bed.” ?????? What
@ORIA_11254 жыл бұрын
ok I was wrong, he didn't google the lyrics , he wrote the facts of his marriage life, since the album is dedicated to Hailey :D so proud for her..
@am-zj4mq4 жыл бұрын
hailey done goofed
@Bebe-ge2te4 жыл бұрын
Selena has said he’s an ass (not those words, but hinted it a lot), why suddenly cause he’s married he changed?
@mika-kb8yd4 жыл бұрын
yeah that “you live in my bed” was so creepy
@Swaggy1574 жыл бұрын
Not everything is meant to be about her, artist write about anything not just their personal life
@SaroucheZeSituation4 жыл бұрын
justin literally googled "trap free samples", put his voice over and its BADDDD.
@strawberrymagpie4 жыл бұрын
No replies yet so I’ll be the first
@pepperoni101.4 жыл бұрын
third
@imtootiredforthis97764 жыл бұрын
Fourth
@thiyy4h9124 жыл бұрын
Fifth
@flora_lwl4 жыл бұрын
Sixth
@LaoonCow4 жыл бұрын
Post Malone in that song, makes vocaloid seem 100% natural.
@aaaah5404 жыл бұрын
If you’re skilled enough, you can make a Vocaloid sound like an actual human. Here’s an example: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Zq5xec2ftKybZ4U.html
@Trollestiatumblur4 жыл бұрын
Aaaa h I’ve heard a lot of vocaloid that sound exactly like humans, (breaths, emotion, everything) but let’s be honest... Post Malone sounded worse than Hatsune Miku V2-
@LaoonCow4 жыл бұрын
Aquarius Amethyst LOL
@katsukibakugo20474 жыл бұрын
Aaaa h that’s not even it but k
@aaaah5404 жыл бұрын
Katsuki Bakugo What do you mean?
@A_FatPenguin4 жыл бұрын
"I hate-" Some ad: having allergies? i mean its not wrong
@isabelsteurer75734 жыл бұрын
Yep, me too
@jazmine93854 жыл бұрын
same
@geichi4 жыл бұрын
who doesn't lmao
@iamtoxic46633 жыл бұрын
Same it's especially annoying when i play with me cats
@sheddingsnakeskin3 жыл бұрын
For me it was "I hate--" Ad: Babies
@mirandanils51144 жыл бұрын
it all just sounds like the music they’d play in forever 21 (i used to work there so i know)
@R.208184 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I feel bad for your ears😓🙄🙏🏽
@luckyahad4 жыл бұрын
I literally heard his music of new album in forever 21 last week 😆
@youreactuallyright51684 жыл бұрын
Dr.SoonToBe ?
@joyphil43994 жыл бұрын
No wait you're completely right
@fromthepeach34933 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM CLEARLY DEAD 💀
@Evelina_4124 жыл бұрын
I thought people were overreacting when they said that all the songs are *exactly* the same, but holy shit. You could've played 17 snippets from the same song all throughout the video and I wouldn't have felt the difference.
@shiannafoxx4 жыл бұрын
This has no comments so I'm adding one
@bumbaclott57324 жыл бұрын
I'm adding the second comment
@Schuylerureiko4 жыл бұрын
I'll be the third
@erincarmodypsych4 жыл бұрын
Fourth
@hooklynee58514 жыл бұрын
Fifth
@chiamakamadubuike78403 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this guy was nominated for a Grammy...
@faithk.32073 жыл бұрын
THE WEEKEND DESERVED IT 😭😭😭
@r.75303 жыл бұрын
For yummy too🤦🏼🤦🏼
@smu86723 жыл бұрын
@@faithk.3207 *Weeknd But I also agree
@kimjung11663 жыл бұрын
@@wxxd_deity what your opinion bout harry? does he deserves?
@lennnnn73 жыл бұрын
Faith K. Ikrrrrrrr
@BiRainbow294 жыл бұрын
"Is this a Wattpad story, are you in high school?" -D'Angelo Wallace 2020 And I oop-
@marieoyeossi73403 жыл бұрын
Same lol 😂
@NiciShortForNicole3 жыл бұрын
Yep.. 😅
@chelseam75184 жыл бұрын
d'angelos face when he said WHIP IT ASSET, i will never EVER be the same
@chelseam75184 жыл бұрын
6:50
@sugaandspice50144 жыл бұрын
LMAOO THE HAND MOVEMENTS TOO
@chelseam75184 жыл бұрын
@FullSun Stream Punch took me three seconds to realise you werent talking about military
@prettypetite4 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video
@uwu-uv4mg4 жыл бұрын
I was like... "Who is this man before me? Am I still watching the same person?"
@cr0w3at3r4 жыл бұрын
“I wanna make a language up with you” -me with every friend I made in elementary school
@ilovekene96974 жыл бұрын
e g o lol my childhood was full of me and the boys making clay with eraser remains and colour.
@dyamondwomack5494 жыл бұрын
I mad a language it's called shilgnE Basically you just say the word backwards as you can see I like to talk like that to my friends and actully speak it fluently now Lol sooo yea How are you = woh era uoy Happy Birthday = yppay yadhtirb So what ugly = os tahw ylgu Try to learn it lol
@dyamondwomack5494 жыл бұрын
@R A I Should lol
@noxturne164 жыл бұрын
In 4th grade me and my friends spoke pigs Latin and then in 6th grade I learned sign language so I could curse at people in sign and speak to 2 of my friends when we had to be quiet
@nimanixo4 жыл бұрын
LOOL
@nscott25904 жыл бұрын
Every song runs together. Even the “good” ones sound like default ring tones. WHAT happened??
@daisybrianna774 жыл бұрын
"I hate-" Ad: "I love sex" Why this ad in particular KZfaq? What are you trying to say?
@blaqgirlssss3 жыл бұрын
FOREVER VIRGIN!
@m.b.25953 жыл бұрын
@@blaqgirlssss the fact that this has 69 likes makes it more amazing👀
@nessa.m3 жыл бұрын
Ace vibes 😩✋
@misslawless60214 жыл бұрын
"Im elated you my lady" homeboy really just looked up for a synonym for happy and was like yeah thats deep.
@lilyf91254 жыл бұрын
I love jb but true
@arii_plays4 жыл бұрын
am I the only one who thinks they all sound the same?
@coke80774 жыл бұрын
No most all pop singers expect for like Bruno mars and ari are trash
@jothompson82824 жыл бұрын
Thank fuck I'm not the only one.
@Koujoung4 жыл бұрын
They all sound like one giant 17 minute song rather than 17 different songs.
@sarahbarabe84704 жыл бұрын
No they're all the fucking same
@nikkil94634 жыл бұрын
I was just about to write the same comment! They all sound exactly the same.
@pyjamallama20884 жыл бұрын
"Justin Bieber adopts this rap flow" Ad: "im sorry"
@AveryCreates4 жыл бұрын
I dont even love or hate Beiber, but you're talking about it so I'll listen.
@candyblingggggg3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cryingthrowingup42564 жыл бұрын
i want d’angelo saying “ooh wee” as a ringtone so bad
@katsukibakugo20474 жыл бұрын
Same
@potaeotosareawsome8323 жыл бұрын
Then record it
@potaeotosareawsome8323 жыл бұрын
Secretly
@emerycorner4 жыл бұрын
9:00 those lyrics sounds like it came off of a creepy person's blog or a note to someone they've been possessive of and stalking-
@kamallb46503 жыл бұрын
Omg. I was so confused. It got me panicking.
@joseyhu46834 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it when he said "gaaAaaAte" 😂
@golfwang80843 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@zammymynakersnackstbmoth4 жыл бұрын
When you read the lyrics for "Available" I immediately thought "Yeah... I'm calling the police". What in the entire fk. Time for a restraining order. Its honestly kind of triggering to me and a lot of other women's actual experiences with random clingy dudes.
@dumbfridge75764 жыл бұрын
imagine: it’s 4 am in the morning and you’re up late because of your insomnia. you’re laying on your bed in the dark, watching memes and d’angelo wallace videos (as you should). suddenly, you hear the bedroom door open. you don’t live with anyone, so you’re terrified. to your surprise, it’s your “favourite” celebrity, justin beiber, at the door. he whispers very quietly, “can you stream yummy?”
@kisimegacha52184 жыл бұрын
I-
@rudrakshsaha82104 жыл бұрын
...ok im scared for life now
@inlovewithnana4 жыл бұрын
omg that happened to me last week 😍😍😍😳
@dumbfridge75764 жыл бұрын
ahskfNm these replies lmao
@bockwitmeBM4 жыл бұрын
"4 am in the morning" is redundant lol
@stellagomez1004 жыл бұрын
1 all round me 1:39 2 habitual 3:48 3 come around me 4:38 4 intentions ft. Quavo 6:05 5 yummy 7:28 6 available 8:00 7 forever ft. Post Malone, Clever 9:32 8 running over ft. Lil Dicky 11:11 9 take it out on me 13:02 10 second emotion ft. Travis Scott 14:00 11 get me ft. Kehlani 15:48 12 E.T.A 16:19 13 changes 17:19 14 confirmation 18:09 15 that's what love is 19:38 16 at least for now 20:29 17 yummy remix 21:57
@TrapHausCreo4 жыл бұрын
I love people who make these kinda posts I swear
@erincaffrey71064 жыл бұрын
TrapHaus Creo you know the album is bad when yummy is 5th
@Monica-ej7yf4 жыл бұрын
I actually really love habitual. It's a gorgeous song ❤️
@rachelkimpanga80434 жыл бұрын
Goat
@artsywoodz4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sm 😩
@thatcatval49514 жыл бұрын
I need "so honestly, who cares?" on a hoodie to be honest. I appreciated this analysis, seemed very fair. That weird abusive song was a lot. It made me worry for JB a bit. Like 'you good, bro?'
@useforspam23453 жыл бұрын
D'angelo: I hate- Ad: every active voter in California 💀💀
@taylorgoss86814 жыл бұрын
"This man said 'gAAAAte'.... he's a goat."
@dyamondwomack5494 жыл бұрын
You bought likes lol
@dyamondwomack5494 жыл бұрын
@EdwinClassroom you still ugly tho
@taylorgoss86814 жыл бұрын
@@dyamondwomack549 huh
@mohsinAli-hq1nd4 жыл бұрын
@@dyamondwomack549 dude, you okay?
@diosol_4 жыл бұрын
Dyamond Womack bruh u good?
@caffein32684 жыл бұрын
“Is this a Wattpad story?” That just made me choke in guilt 😂
@caffein32684 жыл бұрын
Opposite _ Ace ikr same💀
@chewychibi034 жыл бұрын
Coffka 🤣
@spicybabylotion4 жыл бұрын
Opposite _ Ace what were you reading 😗
@justcara61124 жыл бұрын
Hey watpadders! Also, is any one of you writing a story on there? If you are, I'm up for read for read!
@spicybabylotion4 жыл бұрын
Opposite _ Ace I needed something new to read I wasn’t gonna judge 😔
@isha48893 жыл бұрын
I heard this got nominated for a Grammy i - 💀
@audrig37174 жыл бұрын
i had my volume kinda low and every time you said "lil dicky" i thought you were saying "woah vickey"💀
@Zeytrixx4 жыл бұрын
*_[Personally, I’ve never really liked Justin Beiber. But if I did, I’d be really disappointed by the album release.]_*
@Twebs124 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5ZyZ5iIyaino6s.html Yes
@slick39964 жыл бұрын
HEY
@lyokowolt88144 жыл бұрын
Same
@silverdrag0n_4 жыл бұрын
you're a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack i'ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe you're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep, baby
@ilexdiapason4 жыл бұрын
this is the one true version of yummy
@Romeowo_4 жыл бұрын
Greg.
@edwardlover694 жыл бұрын
G R E G
@user-do7mr4pm1t4 жыл бұрын
That's the only valid version of yummy
@jojosbizarrecomments4 жыл бұрын
G r e g
@EJF134 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Justin’s album Purpose... this.... SO LAZY & boring like he’s capable of so much better it’s so disappointing
@bed_wetter99ohnomytoesgoto423 жыл бұрын
17:26 This part reminded me of Lana del ray’s poetry when she said “people think I’m rich and I am but not in the way they think” I just lost braincells tbh
@tonesmalones92464 жыл бұрын
He said “welcome back to me talking about whatever I want” and I instantly hit subscribe gotta love the vibe
@lorenaramirez3214 жыл бұрын
Same
@Aisha_Gii4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna sub because: -the commentary is good -you give your opinions professionally -and you have a nice face to look at Edit: bro why is this getting so many likes ._.
@oh-ox9sj4 жыл бұрын
face
@KKtrinaSaidSo4 жыл бұрын
No kidding Like, let's all be honest
@AD-cy4vj4 жыл бұрын
Beep
@meumundosecreto76944 жыл бұрын
He is gorgeous
@Aisha_Gii4 жыл бұрын
@@meumundosecreto7694 indeed he is
@runestamp4 жыл бұрын
the moment he burned Come Around Me with "Is this a Wattpad story? Are you in highschool?" i knew i was gonna like him a lot lmao
@iamtoxic46633 жыл бұрын
I prefer Danny Gonzales' Yummy 😂
@austinbunny40123 жыл бұрын
That was high-key amazing though. I am truly Greg😆😂
@user-ur8yz2qd1n4 жыл бұрын
The fact his old songs about selena sound and are lyrically more meaningful than his new songs about Hailey his actual wife... Very telling tbh. And the fact he only seems to write about sex and toxic aspects of their relationship like the be violent with me when you're stressed thing... Can he make it more clear? Nope Before he sang about love and even during purpose he sang about himself and love more genuinely. Now he sounds like he's trying to prove everyone that he has sex and loves his wife without saying much that is actually meaningful and loving. Not to mention that during purpose he was actively trying to change and be better even as a artist and that was during him still being into selena. Now he seems to have got stuck on his ways again. Doing lazy songs again and saying he's changing as an excuse to do wrong but not putting in the work anymore to actually change. Edit: for anyone who clearly didn't read my comment or wasn't able to interpret it... I am in no way judging the fact Justin sings about sex. Many artists do. But he marketed his album as being about him changing and this new chapter of his life with his wife. Even on his documentary he speaks about writing songs about his wife and makes it sound like they're meaningful and loving. Yet while other mature artists might include a sexual reference here and there or make a couple of songs about sex he made an entire album about it. With no actual loving and caring lyrics. It's gross because it makes him look like a Douche who sees his wife as a sex toy and is only with her for her looks and because she babysit him and puts up with his shit which btw you can see and hear him say something like that multiple times during the documentary. He has so many young fans so that's disturbing that he is making that out to be romantic and goals. And the fact he's promoting yummy with babies when it's about his sex life is just gross. Nobody here is judging him for having sex. We are judging him for using pedophilia to promote a sex song while speaking of being a better person and for making sex out to be love which is a damaging mindset. And because the album is terrible lbr. Ed sheeran sings about sex too and yet also can make romantic songs. So why can't Bieber do that anymore? For those saying that it's because he isn't a teenager anymore and therefore wouldn't do mushy songs... All artists sing about love. They all manage to do that in adulthood so let's not excuse this man for his lack of inspiration or hard work
@TheKatarinaGiselle4 жыл бұрын
I think the album is great. Me and my husband just had a great time after I danced to two if the songs for him..nothing wrong with singing about sex. He’s married and has a great sex life..it makes for a healthy marriage. Don’t shame him for growing up and being in a new place in his life. He clearly loves Haley and having sexuality included in his music doesn’t cheapen that..bold of you to assume that lol..and I am not a “belieber” either. Shit, ai has already had my first son by the time I discovered him on KZfaq when he was like only 8 years old Nd told everybody around me he was going to be famous. Had no clue he would be AS big as he is, but knew he would be famous. He is at an interesting place in his life and five years ago I would have been singing about the same shit. He’s enjoying his marriage, nothing wrong with that! Sex with your life partner *should* be mind blowing..setting a good example Justin.
@bitchwormpuddin14994 жыл бұрын
@@TheKatarinaGiselle you missed the point
@zoehoffman86524 жыл бұрын
I agree. It seems a bit strange and gross that the only aspects of his marriage that he wants to sing about is the sex and the toxic fights is very telling. Writing about sex and honesty is good and fine, but when it's all he sings about, it's just strange :/
@edgesidontknowher49974 жыл бұрын
@@TheKatarinaGiselle idk if I should laugh or tell you what the comment actually meant 💀💀
@mayathedreamgirl13574 жыл бұрын
Katarina Giselle I think you missed the point. The user was saying that the lyrics have far less meaning than they used to in older songs (no problem in singing about sex, but singing about it all the time-yikes). There also have been no efforts from the producers in trying to change the style of the music. It’s boring and Justin knows it. That is why he promoted his own album so heavily.
@sumiewickham1134 жыл бұрын
Okay I’m annoyed that this album is being marketed as his “comeback album” but wasn’t purpose supposed to be his comeback album?? How many comeback albums is one human being allotted in their lifetime?? I don’t know the answer but I’m still annoyed
@stepahead59444 жыл бұрын
Kpop exits the chat...🙃
@maymaecat51494 жыл бұрын
@@stepahead5944 me though lmao
@nicoleshh4 жыл бұрын
sumie wickham haha in kpop every new release by an artist is called a comeback. Maybe the terminology is rubbing off.
@rachelkimpanga80434 жыл бұрын
when you've been away for a long time or in Justin's case with purpose, when the whole world hated you more than known terrorist, for peeing in a bucket. I would say both things kinda qualify as comebacks
@mariammollah89944 жыл бұрын
purpose came out just a year later after journals and its been 5 years since purpose, this one is definitely the comeback
@melissario60964 жыл бұрын
D’Angelo said “I went through mental gymnastics thing to get this” and I felt that for every song on this album 😂
@justdb43 жыл бұрын
"I hate..." Ad: Dawn Soap I actually like Dawn Soap.
@nessa.m3 жыл бұрын
Tbh it's not super bad, My G
@phag4eva4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going through changes, don't mean that I change" 12 year old fangirls: 😔😭😢🥺
@chloe59964 жыл бұрын
woah uh-mazing STAN LOONA QUEEN
@chloe59964 жыл бұрын
woah uh-mazing stream so what 😌😌
@eimearkinsley33774 жыл бұрын
it reminds me of what noah scented mayo said at that awards show
@arandomguyonyoutube6744 жыл бұрын
doesnt every artist have 12 year old fan girls
@ijunida4 жыл бұрын
woah uh-mazing nice profile pic :)
@sourgreendolly76854 жыл бұрын
I can’t hear “oo wee” without thinking of Mr. Poopybutthole from Rick and Morty 😂
@chewychibi034 жыл бұрын
sourgreendolly stoppp
@velynnec4 жыл бұрын
i thought exactly that
@lucapeyrefitte68994 жыл бұрын
sourgreendolly 😂 oooooo weeeeeeee
@bangchan12633 жыл бұрын
Justin is a talented singer, but his music sucks. It's unfortunate.
@micharellano674 жыл бұрын
I just started binge watching you and I'm so impressed with the way you deliver your words and commentary. I'm so excited to keep watching. Your commentary is on point with this album. But can you just keep singing ooowee...over and over on repeat 🤣😂
@princewish46324 жыл бұрын
I may have a small crush on D'angelo
@houdakasbadji5044 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally, i'm not the only person that gets crushes on youtubers
@shanon55554 жыл бұрын
Same here
@shanon55554 жыл бұрын
@Fenix * I dont think so but I'm not sure
@miaa31744 жыл бұрын
@Fenix * I think he's Ace because of his ring?
@ruthronnieofficial4 жыл бұрын
@@miaa3174 hi what's Ace?
@sarinam99884 жыл бұрын
“I’m calling the police” 😭😭😂
@khungekamajaja73404 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Dani_10124 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics had sirens going off inside my head sheesh he sounded desperate in an unhealthy way 😅
@adrienners4 жыл бұрын
“He seems wholely unwilling to commit to any actual change from his pre-established style” guess he really did go through a “Change” but that doesn’t mean he’ll really change
@crzl_64723 жыл бұрын
This album sounds exactly like every Chainsmokers song after Closer. Exactly the same.
@spudd58324 жыл бұрын
I love how in the English auto-generated captions the only part that’s labelled [Music] isn’t any of the Justin Bieber songs, it was D’Angelo’s impersonation of one of the songs 😂😂😂
@Sam-yf3yd3 жыл бұрын
lmao..
@UnidentifiedAnon4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thinks he spoke more meaningfully about Billie Eilish in Zane’s Beats 1 interview than he did about his wife in this entire album 💀 lmao what 🤣 If you see this, stream Teenage Angst by Ren 13/03/20 😗
@starcoves4 жыл бұрын
the new drake 😳
@erincaffrey71064 жыл бұрын
uwu uwuness OOP
@crystala7x1824 жыл бұрын
uwu uwuness I don’t think it necessarily means he’s the new Drake. Justin has gone through fame at a young age, which really messed him up, and I’m sure he just doesn’t want to see the same thing happen to Billie.
@jsimone66324 жыл бұрын
@@Monica-ej7yf are you just... copy and pasting the same reply
@kintamas44254 жыл бұрын
Monica Maria uh... don’t copy and paste posts... you end up turning yourself into a lightning rod for irritation.
@madamebleu35814 жыл бұрын
15:13 I'm saving this for my personal collection...
@doyoungsrighthand65293 жыл бұрын
Not to hurt Justin’s feelings or his stan’s but his music is the type that you sit through because it’s playing and it’s not terrible 😕
@bundledlavender4 жыл бұрын
Justin Beiber presents: The Wattpad Fanfic You Wrote in Middle School, the album!
@spooktouqe32604 жыл бұрын
that's just mean to the middle school fanfics I made yummy is werider then my fanfics
@mewmew61584 жыл бұрын
11 year old me is so disappointed
@thiyy4h9124 жыл бұрын
bundledlavender wattpad was the fall of my innocence
@evadivairene8284 жыл бұрын
The fact that someone is really here analysing music and is actually really good at it really makes me happy that other people are so passionate about music
@indianajones89584 жыл бұрын
Same 😊
@scythehound3 жыл бұрын
It's been over a year and the "OO-EEE" is still SENDING ME PLS
@gamehero68163 жыл бұрын
What up with that? What up with that?
@laurenvandevendel77434 жыл бұрын
*Single Guitar Pluck* D'Angelo: WHY Dead lol
@selinasunay53034 жыл бұрын
i feel like dangelo put more work into this review than justin put into his album
@bman1234264 жыл бұрын
this is literally sooooo small but it ties in to the album being lazy...in the example you showed of him harmonizing with kehlani he wasnt even harmonizing. just singing in unison lol
@moomorgan58934 жыл бұрын
when he mentioned harmonizing i got excited but then it was just the same note in different octaves and i was like oh... it's cute but i think it'd still be nicer if it was actual harmony
@georgaseebalack60034 жыл бұрын
@@moomorgan5893 wait, is that not considered harmony? What is harmony then? I'm not musically informed.
@moomorgan58934 жыл бұрын
@@georgaseebalack6003 if you're singing the same note in different octaves, that's not harmony, it's a unison. i don't know how to explain it without using too many musical terms, but harmonizing requires singing/playing different notes in a chord.
@drippingpeaches30563 жыл бұрын
He needs to stop getting outsang on his own songs 😭
@flwoert82263 жыл бұрын
"is this a wattpad story" I SCREAMED-
@kirax29963 жыл бұрын
14:46 is why dangelo is a literal treasure of humanity
@maxxie6534 жыл бұрын
I love how everyday d'angelo is more and more expressive and not the emotionless robot that he was in the past♡
@tavern24684 жыл бұрын
I was fine with the robots. I miss the old purple aesthetic and the old way of filming and the background