if there are any missing clips or awkward edits in this video it's because i had to Frankenstein this video several times to keep it from getting automatically copyright claimed LMA O anyway who's album should i review next? it better be good

D'Angelo: I hate- Ad: Having dry skin.

"Lil Dicky was lost; the song was a place, and Lil Dicky was trying to find Justin." DEAD.

The random vocals sound like Hannah Montana transitions between scenes 💀

This is the type of album that was released to fulfill a contractual agreement.

I feel like justin could have replaced "ooh wee" with zoo wee mama and it would've had the same energy

I love how well rounded this critique is. Like, actually pointing out the good stuff along with the bad. I think it's really mature and it also gives more weight to the arguments when it's clearly not a hate video or making exaggerated claims just to be controversial. I used to enjoy rant videos, but I find that the older I get, the more I appreciate balanced videos like this one over the overly praising or overly critical ones.

You know it’s bad when you can’t really tell the difference between most of the songs though

“i’m availUHbuhluhuhuhuh” and i’m uncomfortUHBleuhuhleuhuhle.

When he started reading the lyrics to "Available" out loud I laughed so hard.

None of the songs are THAT bad, but why do they all sound the exact same?? Wheres the flavor?? The taste??

"is this a wattpad story" lmaoooo you did *not*

Available sounds like a string of creepy texts from a guy who’s been friend zoned.

"Are you in high School, is it a wattpad story ?"LMFAO

Is Justin going through money issues? Dude paid for 2 tracks and used them for the entire album

Literally the most boring music I have ever heard. Not even calming boring. Not even chill. It’s just. Dull to the point of being annoying.

Someone said that this album sounds like android ringtones 💀💀💀

Dangelo: Talking about Justin's singing Me starting at his reflection in the background mirror: 👁️👄👁️

Someone played the first second of every song in the album and they really sound like the alarm songs in the sleep feature on iPhone 💀

Yummy - Danny Gonzalez: 👌 Yummy - Justin Bieber: 👎

This is mainly just for me, but in case anyone else needs this, here's the timestamps for every song review: 1) 1:38 - All Around Me 2) 3:48 - Habitual 3) 4:37 - Come Around Me 4) 6:04 - Intentions ft. Quavo 5) 7:28 - Yummy 6) 8:01 - Available 7) 9:28 - Forever ft. Post Malone and Clever 8) 11:11 - Running Over ft. Lil Dicky 9) 13:03 - Take it Out on Me 10) 14:03 - Second Emotion ft. Travis Scott 11) 15:48 - Get Me ft. Kehlani 12) 16:19 - E.T.A. 13) 17:18 - Changes 14) 18:07 - Confirmation 15) 19:37 - That's What Love is 16) 20:28 - At Least For Now 17) 21:57 - Yummy (Summer Walker Remix)

dangelo told us his everyday videos might be lower quality but theyre still better than this album

"justin beiber" sounds like d'angelo is a nonbelieber

Me: Can we get fast food today? *My mom: "All you ever really want, all you ever really need is at home"*

In conclusion, this album was made using Garage Band.

"I'm going though changes doesn't mean i'll change" was an attempt to sound deep but failed terribly.

If I had a song like yummy written after me I’d dump my significant other. Like out of all the things you could write about you choose to write this after me??? Chair but make it electric

clever sounds like he's trying horribly to sing in cursive

e.t.a stands for ed’s throw away

Why quavo stealing my flow tho 😂😂

Imagine your bf writing a song about you and you’re thinking it’s gonna be all sweet an stuff then he plays it and it’s about your sex being good 💀

“I hate-“ Ad: “VOtE trUmP 2o20”

"he sounds like a goat" I almost choked on my bread from laughing ty. But this is cheering me up from my depression so thanks ✨

“Is this a Wattpad story?”😂😂😂

I’d rather listen to D’angelo trying to reproduce the beats with his mouth than listen to Justin’s album

My mom (in her 60s) heard Yummy when we were driving together and her first thoughts were “People have been singing about things like this forever, but they at least made it sound good”

this album looks like it tastes like flour

Available bugs me so much. Like yeah we can talk about yummy being a weird song to put out about your wife, but hear me out as to why available is worse. Hailey, in their little like series about their married life, orients most of her life around supporting Justin. Like making sure he does what he’s supposed to do for his health, staying up late to be in the studio with him, etc. She’s also a star? Like she models and needs to live her own successful life. Why the hell would you write a whole song saying like “you’re not here for ME enough 😫”? First of all, you’re wrong. Second of all, grow up and be supportive of your WIFE. And the line “you live in my bed.” ?????? What

justin literally googled "trap free samples", put his voice over and its BADDDD.

Post Malone in that song, makes vocaloid seem 100% natural.

"I hate-" Some ad: having allergies? i mean its not wrong

it all just sounds like the music they’d play in forever 21 (i used to work there so i know)

I thought people were overreacting when they said that all the songs are *exactly* the same, but holy shit. You could've played 17 snippets from the same song all throughout the video and I wouldn't have felt the difference.

I can't believe this guy was nominated for a Grammy...

"Is this a Wattpad story, are you in high school?" -D'Angelo Wallace 2020 And I oop-

d'angelos face when he said WHIP IT ASSET, i will never EVER be the same

“I wanna make a language up with you” -me with every friend I made in elementary school

Every song runs together. Even the “good” ones sound like default ring tones. WHAT happened??

"I hate-" Ad: "I love sex" Why this ad in particular KZfaq? What are you trying to say?

"Im elated you my lady" homeboy really just looked up for a synonym for happy and was like yeah thats deep.

am I the only one who thinks they all sound the same?

"Justin Bieber adopts this rap flow" Ad: "im sorry"

I dont even love or hate Beiber, but you're talking about it so I'll listen.

i want d’angelo saying “ooh wee” as a ringtone so bad

9:00 those lyrics sounds like it came off of a creepy person's blog or a note to someone they've been possessive of and stalking-

I absolutely lost it when he said "gaaAaaAte" 😂

When you read the lyrics for "Available" I immediately thought "Yeah... I'm calling the police". What in the entire fk. Time for a restraining order. Its honestly kind of triggering to me and a lot of other women's actual experiences with random clingy dudes.

imagine: it’s 4 am in the morning and you’re up late because of your insomnia. you’re laying on your bed in the dark, watching memes and d’angelo wallace videos (as you should). suddenly, you hear the bedroom door open. you don’t live with anyone, so you’re terrified. to your surprise, it’s your “favourite” celebrity, justin beiber, at the door. he whispers very quietly, “can you stream yummy?”

1 all round me 1:39 2 habitual 3:48 3 come around me 4:38 4 intentions ft. Quavo 6:05 5 yummy 7:28 6 available 8:00 7 forever ft. Post Malone, Clever 9:32 8 running over ft. Lil Dicky 11:11 9 take it out on me 13:02 10 second emotion ft. Travis Scott 14:00 11 get me ft. Kehlani 15:48 12 E.T.A 16:19 13 changes 17:19 14 confirmation 18:09 15 that's what love is 19:38 16 at least for now 20:29 17 yummy remix 21:57

I need "so honestly, who cares?" on a hoodie to be honest. I appreciated this analysis, seemed very fair. That weird abusive song was a lot. It made me worry for JB a bit. Like 'you good, bro?'

D'angelo: I hate- Ad: every active voter in California 💀💀

"This man said 'gAAAAte'.... he's a goat."

“Is this a Wattpad story?” That just made me choke in guilt 😂

I heard this got nominated for a Grammy i - 💀

i had my volume kinda low and every time you said "lil dicky" i thought you were saying "woah vickey"💀

*_[Personally, I’ve never really liked Justin Beiber. But if I did, I’d be really disappointed by the album release.]_*

you're a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack i'ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe you're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep, baby

I absolutely love Justin’s album Purpose... this.... SO LAZY & boring like he’s capable of so much better it’s so disappointing

17:26 This part reminded me of Lana del ray’s poetry when she said “people think I’m rich and I am but not in the way they think” I just lost braincells tbh

He said “welcome back to me talking about whatever I want” and I instantly hit subscribe gotta love the vibe

I'm gonna sub because: -the commentary is good -you give your opinions professionally -and you have a nice face to look at Edit: bro why is this getting so many likes ._.

the moment he burned Come Around Me with "Is this a Wattpad story? Are you in highschool?" i knew i was gonna like him a lot lmao

I prefer Danny Gonzales' Yummy 😂

The fact his old songs about selena sound and are lyrically more meaningful than his new songs about Hailey his actual wife... Very telling tbh. And the fact he only seems to write about sex and toxic aspects of their relationship like the be violent with me when you're stressed thing... Can he make it more clear? Nope Before he sang about love and even during purpose he sang about himself and love more genuinely. Now he sounds like he's trying to prove everyone that he has sex and loves his wife without saying much that is actually meaningful and loving. Not to mention that during purpose he was actively trying to change and be better even as a artist and that was during him still being into selena. Now he seems to have got stuck on his ways again. Doing lazy songs again and saying he's changing as an excuse to do wrong but not putting in the work anymore to actually change. Edit: for anyone who clearly didn't read my comment or wasn't able to interpret it... I am in no way judging the fact Justin sings about sex. Many artists do. But he marketed his album as being about him changing and this new chapter of his life with his wife. Even on his documentary he speaks about writing songs about his wife and makes it sound like they're meaningful and loving. Yet while other mature artists might include a sexual reference here and there or make a couple of songs about sex he made an entire album about it. With no actual loving and caring lyrics. It's gross because it makes him look like a Douche who sees his wife as a sex toy and is only with her for her looks and because she babysit him and puts up with his shit which btw you can see and hear him say something like that multiple times during the documentary. He has so many young fans so that's disturbing that he is making that out to be romantic and goals. And the fact he's promoting yummy with babies when it's about his sex life is just gross. Nobody here is judging him for having sex. We are judging him for using pedophilia to promote a sex song while speaking of being a better person and for making sex out to be love which is a damaging mindset. And because the album is terrible lbr. Ed sheeran sings about sex too and yet also can make romantic songs. So why can't Bieber do that anymore? For those saying that it's because he isn't a teenager anymore and therefore wouldn't do mushy songs... All artists sing about love. They all manage to do that in adulthood so let's not excuse this man for his lack of inspiration or hard work

Okay I’m annoyed that this album is being marketed as his “comeback album” but wasn’t purpose supposed to be his comeback album?? How many comeback albums is one human being allotted in their lifetime?? I don’t know the answer but I’m still annoyed

D’Angelo said “I went through mental gymnastics thing to get this” and I felt that for every song on this album 😂

"I hate..." Ad: Dawn Soap I actually like Dawn Soap.

"I'm going through changes, don't mean that I change" 12 year old fangirls: 😔😭😢🥺

I can’t hear “oo wee” without thinking of Mr. Poopybutthole from Rick and Morty 😂

Justin is a talented singer, but his music sucks. It's unfortunate.

I just started binge watching you and I'm so impressed with the way you deliver your words and commentary. I'm so excited to keep watching. Your commentary is on point with this album. But can you just keep singing ooowee...over and over on repeat 🤣😂

I may have a small crush on D'angelo

“I’m calling the police” 😭😭😂

“He seems wholely unwilling to commit to any actual change from his pre-established style” guess he really did go through a “Change” but that doesn’t mean he’ll really change

This album sounds exactly like every Chainsmokers song after Closer. Exactly the same.

I love how in the English auto-generated captions the only part that’s labelled [Music] isn’t any of the Justin Bieber songs, it was D’Angelo’s impersonation of one of the songs 😂😂😂

Am I the only one that thinks he spoke more meaningfully about Billie Eilish in Zane’s Beats 1 interview than he did about his wife in this entire album 💀 lmao what 🤣 If you see this, stream Teenage Angst by Ren 13/03/20 😗

15:13 I'm saving this for my personal collection...

Not to hurt Justin’s feelings or his stan’s but his music is the type that you sit through because it’s playing and it’s not terrible 😕

Justin Beiber presents: The Wattpad Fanfic You Wrote in Middle School, the album!

The fact that someone is really here analysing music and is actually really good at it really makes me happy that other people are so passionate about music

It's been over a year and the "OO-EEE" is still SENDING ME PLS

*Single Guitar Pluck* D'Angelo: WHY Dead lol

i feel like dangelo put more work into this review than justin put into his album

this is literally sooooo small but it ties in to the album being lazy...in the example you showed of him harmonizing with kehlani he wasnt even harmonizing. just singing in unison lol

"is this a wattpad story" I SCREAMED-

14:46 is why dangelo is a literal treasure of humanity

I love how everyday d'angelo is more and more expressive and not the emotionless robot that he was in the past♡

petition to get d'angelo to recreate the album only using his vocal impressions

I NEED more D’Angelo album reviews