Off The Record: What Do Mexicans Have in Common with Asians?

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@SMA2343 Жыл бұрын

Worst decision to listen to it at the gym. I had to stop myself from laughing so many times during this 😂😂

@kookamanga Жыл бұрын

happens all the time with me lol

@megumi_fushiguro Жыл бұрын

I’d be doing flys and I would just burst into laughter lmao

@themrrhobot Жыл бұрын

Same, but while running. lol

@Richardarbizo Жыл бұрын

I watch at work, this would've been crazy if I was watching while my earphones were charging. Then I wouldve had to explain 😂

@kquiteno Жыл бұрын

It's a challenge listening at the gym for sure! Too many times I've been mid rep with heavy weight and I had to power through laughing. Lowkey makes you stronger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ayygeee Жыл бұрын

Crooked hip uncle and calling him cumbia got me 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@annatomasik6927 9 ай бұрын

I had to pause the video so I could keep laughing. That was so funny 🤣

@vtboy465 Жыл бұрын

any time Jesus is on, you already know the episode gonna be hilarious

@victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382 Жыл бұрын

And vulgar

@lexiang1191 Жыл бұрын

My man already knows wassup!

@Cratees 11 ай бұрын

For fucking sure

@rizot0ny1996 8 ай бұрын

It’s pronounced Hay-Zeus in Spanish

@elizabethmendez4385 3 ай бұрын

Months later and I still come back to these episodes for a good laugh 😂

@rocioreyes9198 Жыл бұрын

This dude doesn’t just come to sit and chit chat, he gives a whole performance every time!

@davidflores1942 Жыл бұрын

I really want David and Jesus together in the room with the guys. Especially when Geo is there I want the banter and craziness please lmao

@KasheYan15 Жыл бұрын

Steve too! Would b so chaotic! 😆

@9mmdump Жыл бұрын

Steve, David, Jesus.. Oh man!!

@Pattoii Жыл бұрын

Far out , Jesus is hands down the best storyteller I’ve seen. Wow. This ep was amazing, I wish it didn’t end

@Yakiterryy Жыл бұрын

The moaning impressions😂🤣

@CuongLe-gy2km Жыл бұрын

Dudee, I can’t remember how many times these guys almost made me drop the bar on myself 😂

@Keebafu Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t the best morning to listen to this on a fuckin speaker instead of my phone speaker or headphones like I normally do 😭🤣

@emogirlhashervengz Жыл бұрын

Jesus is too good at it, wild af listening to this 😅😂

@Yakiterryy Жыл бұрын

@@Keebafu 💀💀

@ninjakp9457 Жыл бұрын

As usual, this is gold!! I was laughing almost the entirety of the episode!! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@c.m.0112 Жыл бұрын

This has to be my favorite episode I’ve watched so far. Simple prompt, but so relatable. Relatable to Pacific Islanders too

@HasanPikerIsADouche Жыл бұрын

It's crazy how simply interacting with your fanbase does that

@iPANDARAWR01 Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah on the pacific islanders! I swear we grew up the same 😂

@America_won Жыл бұрын

Didn't grow up eating a lot of chinese food as a kid in hawaii.@@iPANDARAWR01

@S7R86 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad to hear experiences from y'all because the similarities are also the same for Polynesians too. Even so, our indigenous cultures go way back.

@kida13otohime17 Жыл бұрын

From moaning to family-oriented in like 5 seconds lmao 💀 4:50-4:55

@kiarademoner Жыл бұрын

I died with “tio cumbia” 😂😂😂😂

@amiihearts33 Жыл бұрын

Jesus saying “I’m sick dude” took me out 🤣

@x3mb6bies Жыл бұрын

Jesus is hella funny man. I lol every time he makes an appearance

@Max25670 Жыл бұрын

Mexicans and Koreans: expressive language, spicy food, love tv drama shows, love jesus, beat their kids, people trying to cross borders 😂🇲🇽🤝🇰🇷

@marcelaperez4126 Жыл бұрын

It’s cool to have a Mexican dude who seems like he grew up in my hood ☺️

@freemyboitrump Жыл бұрын

Baseball is also one of those things that Asians and Latinos enjoy. I’m surprised they didn’t bring that up

@jcagara08 Жыл бұрын

maybe its an East Coast thing? not so sure

@Max25670 Жыл бұрын

only dominicans and japanese care about baseball

@fcplop98 11 ай бұрын

@@jcagara08it’s definitely a West Coast thing as well. Most people at the Dodgers home games are Mexicans. They sells tacos, micheladas, and they play Mariachi at the games.

@HasanPikerIsADouche Жыл бұрын

So true about the nicknames, we have a mongolito, a pendejo, capitan morgan (bc of a lazy eye), negrita, chupitos (alcoholic) 😂😂

@tinaspice Жыл бұрын

I have a Sapo (toad/frog), Cueti (he liked to quit his jobs lol), Momia (cousin was slow and dead in the morning).

@ryanimay Жыл бұрын

Mongolito 😂

@03GucciWolf Жыл бұрын

i’ve never felt so represented in a jk video from the chinese buffet love to the shitty dragon ball z dub we got in mexico 😂😂😂

@jefegarcia921 Жыл бұрын

The MOANS! Are spot on 😂🤣💀

@neskii7005 Жыл бұрын

I never truly understood how *GARGANTUAN* Dragon Ball Z’s influence was in the Latin community until I started delving into the anime world. Legit arguably the biggest reason why Ultra Instinct’s episode broke the internet and that final MUI vs Jiren was so massive😂

@LaddRusso91 Жыл бұрын

I think DBZ is the most popular cartoon worldwide

@neskii7005 Жыл бұрын

@@LaddRusso91 nah it is for a fact, but the true extent of its influence amongst Latinos specifically wasn’t revealed to me till like 6 years ago. As a lifelong anime fan that shit made me feel good asf fr

@Abel-Alvarez 11 ай бұрын

@@LaddRusso91it's popular worldwide, but it's an entirely different beast out here in LATAM.

@gallogollo1141 10 ай бұрын

I tell you right now if anything has a good dub in Spanish is anime. The dub in Spanish is way better than in other countries. That is why dragon ball z was so popular back then because you can actually see the effort on the dub. I think this guy has no clue what he is talking about. You ask any real real Mexican someone that actually grew up in Mexico. They will tell you that the anime dub is gold. You know how ghost stories dub in English is a joke, well the dub in Spanish makes the anime so good it is one of my favorite anime because the dub wasn't shit. I mean Latino America Spanish because there is also Spain Spanish which I have no comment on that.

@SmoothAF Жыл бұрын

Jesus is such a great story teller so captivating

@MrFat1337 Жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE JESUS. his impersonations and story telling is so damn gold.

@jusoei95 Жыл бұрын

Cumbia as a nickname is crazy lmaooo Need more Jesus eps hahahah

@diana5537 Жыл бұрын

"MOVE cabron!" I literally chocked of laughter

@pkruez2089 Жыл бұрын

Heyyysus is yet another amazing guest. Glad to have him back!

@callmesahara Жыл бұрын

The moaning omg 😂😂😂

@Jonathanleox Жыл бұрын

Yup this is gonna be a good one 🤣

@HasanPikerIsADouche Жыл бұрын

Child hood abuse and rice 😅

@Galvian Жыл бұрын

Banger episode!

@dz-dg9sv Жыл бұрын

Great point about the Latin dancing. I’m Chinese and my parents went to ballroom dancing classes religiously for like 20 years and they were always doing cha cha and salsa

@LuiVee_. Жыл бұрын

bro this dude is so fucking funny 😂🤣😂🤣

@jasontlai Жыл бұрын

I love it every time Jesus is the guest. He's very funny and great addition.

@mangotar0 Жыл бұрын

I agree, the "Ay Papi", especially the "Ay" just gets me everytime and Idky 😂😩🤣

@typeguy Жыл бұрын

" una chinita hijo de la.. Just letting you know we don't cook dogs in this house cabron. I just don't want to break Mulans heart😂😂😂"

@AstarionWifey 9 ай бұрын

I would beg to marry into the family in an INSTANT 😂😂😂

@CiadoLIVE Жыл бұрын

Jesus is my favorite guest on the show rn, dude has me dying of laughter every time he’s on JK

@tenglei2 Жыл бұрын

I see jesus i click

@JP_Lopez_ 11 ай бұрын

This is why I’m always telling fellow Mexicans we should be running with Asians, too. So relatable.

@Mellingtonlotts Жыл бұрын

Let’s go!!

@hirockblinkmonstiez 11 ай бұрын

in all seriousness if you dig deep into the history Mexicans and Filipinos have a lot more in common...since both were colonized by Spain.....a lot of trade " The Galleon Trade" happened between Mexico (New Spain) and Islas Filipinas. Fun Fact: Philippines is the only asian country that celebrates Día de los Muertos or Araw ng Patay (Undas) in Tagalog.

@MultiWeenie123 Жыл бұрын

JESUS IS GOATED. I love all episodes with him in it haha

@Edwoonie 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 YO this was one of my favorite episodes I’m actually laughing out loud

@Ayygeee Жыл бұрын

Geo is like a regular sister or like Steve’s sister ? lol 🤣

@thiccbaby2967 Жыл бұрын

Geo is that one sister that doesn’t have any homegirls so she hangs out with her brother and his friends. But all the homeboys don’t find her attractive cuz they’ve seen her dark side and they know her. But there’s always one homie that ends up getting with her for the danger i guess. And now you got a brother in law and some nephews and nieces.

@Ayygeee Жыл бұрын

@@thiccbaby2967 this was elaborate but made sense 🤣🤣 So in conclusion like Steve’s sister? lol 😅

@thiccbaby2967 Жыл бұрын

@@Ayygeee correct.

@FiveSubj3x6 Жыл бұрын

Some people think I'm Mexican! Funny thing is I'm from the Philippines in a place called Mexico City, Pampanga So sometimes people assume I'm Mexican, and I love it! Because my Mexican brothers are warriors!!! Heck yeah!

@FiveSubj3x6 Жыл бұрын

Also my name is spanish

@TheReal5limeB4by Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly dope.

@xsw882 Жыл бұрын

i ALWAYS think filipinos are peruvian. its cause there was so much japanese and chinese immigration to Peru

@zureai Жыл бұрын

@@FiveSubj3x6 Filipinos got colonized by the spaniards. So yall basically the mexicans of asia

@user-tt8pj8cb5k Жыл бұрын

They the one who colonized your country...

@thiccbaby2967 Жыл бұрын

Pt.2, 3, and 4. The surface has barely been scratched.

@thiccbaby2967 Жыл бұрын

Our food themselves are some what similar like empanadas and dumplings kinda. One thing similar with asians and latino is the love of eating hot soap when its summer time. So much so one asian group decided to make a cold noodle dish for the summer time. Which is crazy. But also delicious. And tell my mom its fucking hot outside the a/c broken and your making caldo right now? Like yea i take a bowl fuck it im hungry.

@dttheemperor Жыл бұрын

College football draft kings ad. Fuck yeah! 🏈

@bethnichols2875 Жыл бұрын

Jesus really does watch "corn" for research purposes. Esp. the different moans. 🤣🤣

@isaaclu9207 Жыл бұрын

This was so funny 😂

@ThreatQueen Жыл бұрын

Asians and Mexicans put tin foil in the back of the stove. My grandmother house has it and my Mexican friend has it at his house 😅

@DavidLee-uy4by Жыл бұрын

Dude jesus has to be my favorite guest omgg he fits in so perfect here then his voices are so funny 😂 so relatable as a hispanic lol

@Kamui916 Жыл бұрын

The moaning got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@krnlakingsfan Жыл бұрын

Jesus never disappoints with his humor (especially imitating his Dad)!

@kris102691 Жыл бұрын

All of this true getting sent to school sick cause you can’t miss school which then in turn means you go to work sick unless you get sent home. I started working as an electrician with my dad at the age of 10 got paid 250 dollars a week. It’s how I payed for my shoe collection 😅 my dad would take 50 dollars a week for lunch even if my mom packed us much one or 2 days and 50 a month for my phone when I eventually got one.

@shaggyguy662 Жыл бұрын

I actually never compare each culture but those nicknames is sweet. I'll take the nickname skeleton any day all day.

@-amosc.presley-7192 Жыл бұрын

JustKidding News is Jesus 2nd Home. He is being taking great care of.

@JonathanAlexanderM Жыл бұрын

Plenty of that stuff tracks with Caribbean living too, a funny one I remember there was this joke that goes “somebody could get cancer in the family and everyone gonna start calling them “soon dead” “☠️

@lifewithrice4378 Жыл бұрын

SOON DEAD IS CRAZYY 😂

@BeautifulDreamerK Жыл бұрын

13:06 okay this is right on! When we first moved to our neighborhood, it was majority asians- us, Koreans, Indians and like 2 white people. The neighborhood outside our cul de sac has our Mexican neighbors and they had the BEST fireworks display on the 4th! We went on our balcony and loved it. We do love us some fireworks hahaha

@ginogarcia8730 Жыл бұрын

brooo wtff even the ending was a crazy wrap up!!!!

@TheMoxy Жыл бұрын

Bro I modeled my life after Bart Kwan. I even married a mexican girl

@liamnoah6648 Жыл бұрын

(3:15) Jesus's monologue on girls moans 🤣🤣🤣

@looloo960 Жыл бұрын

16:22 Bart and nick having a twin moment

@kingkinit8120 Жыл бұрын

The nicknames is a classic. My cousins husband for the longest time was called "pungkol" (amputee - right arm).

@droptopp3479 10 ай бұрын

Ive dated a latina and im asian, those latina moans were on point haha. This ep was too funny

@holdenedits6607 9 ай бұрын

You guys really do have all start hosts, dope in different ways

@FiveSubj3x6 Жыл бұрын

That name calling thing due to individuals disabilities! We do that too in the Philippines! It's soo good!! Because based on my experience, in the filipino culture, it always helped the people feel welcome and it desensitized the word That's why in the Philippines "bullying" is not really an issue

@richardsinasone6813 Жыл бұрын

This episode is so true too! Could not stop laughing at all. Thanks for this one JK fam! ❤️

@DamnAwesome Жыл бұрын

Such a good video!

@TheTruthBeToId Жыл бұрын

That nail story was crazy. Had something like that happen to me but I would've died a horrible death from being squished against a wall luckily I moved out the way but still got hit in my torso and my foot squished. Sometimes the thought of almost dying lingers enough to fuk me up for a while till I forget.

@alfredochanocua2413 Жыл бұрын

This shit was so funny

@urfather007 Жыл бұрын

great episode!

@atienzo98 Жыл бұрын

Had me dying of laughter the whole time!!!

@um8440 10 ай бұрын

which part, i didnt even watch it all 2 min in and i just gave up.

@MARCOPOLOOO210 Жыл бұрын

Homie had me bricked up cooking dinner no mames 🥴🤣

@LC-xn4dp Жыл бұрын

Flag on the play 🏴‍☠️🙅🏻‍♂️

@skrillex720 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Jesus is the one doing the dub cause that was spot on 😂

@NEK711 Жыл бұрын

I was so mad that almost happened to him and then he got me laughing with the it’s your fault, move!

@ginogarcia8730 Жыл бұрын

man is this Jesus half hour stand up special - minute for minute it was laughter

@Senior_Roundtree28 Жыл бұрын

Make the moan impression in a reel it’ll draw in ppl lmao 😂😂😂

@RIZ2NE1 Жыл бұрын

Listening to this with headphones on next to my mom trying to supress the laugh crying 😂

@hakuchu Жыл бұрын

We need a part 2

@Dominicwylai Жыл бұрын

Again, Jesus is the BEST actor!! His impressions and story telling is ON POINT! 👌

@GYSMelanie5 Жыл бұрын

See Jesus is on and immediately know it's going to be comedy gold 😂. He is a national treasure, needs to be protected at all cost 😂😂😂!

@victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382 Жыл бұрын

The dog meat taco stand in Mexico story has been going on since the 50’s (not true/urban legend) but everyone ignores the very real cooking and eating iguanas, grasshoppers, grubs/worms in many areas of Mexico.(I’m Hispanic and only gringos told those stories). My husband’s uncle in Vietnam took him visiting friends in obscure hamlets where they did serve dog and monkey meat and monkey brains out of the skull of the monkey.

@JonathanAlexanderM Жыл бұрын

Iguanas and grasshoppers track because before the Spanish showed up cows, pigs and chickens etc. weren’t available. Precolonial times iguana etc we’re staple food items

@YeetPROD Жыл бұрын

Okay the brains eaten straight out of the skull is just some morbid a*s sh*t

@randomcamus9445 10 ай бұрын

that is very horrible

@AstarionWifey 9 ай бұрын

The monkey isn’t a surprise cause they got jungles But the dogs threw me off 😂

@tastyfishsauce4410 Жыл бұрын

Filipinos and Mexicans have so much in common, Spanish colonial experience is on top of the list.

@ElizabethChee-rj7bn 11 ай бұрын

Nope you are wrong. Asian and Hispanic cultures are completely different from one another. Mexicans have nothing to do with Southeast Asia.

@anthonyvalmoria221 7 ай бұрын

@@ElizabethChee-rj7bn Well you dont know what filipinos and mexicanos have a lot in common so shut ur mouth we were once a province of mexico

@JasmineTo-ci4it 2 ай бұрын

I almost got caught watching this while my mom was chilling in the living room😭😭

@CircleWilliams Жыл бұрын

Family gatherings, even at funerals, it’s such a family default setting to say at least one slick comment about you.

@NKAlvrz Жыл бұрын

Duuude the Mexican dragon ball z dub by Jesus was fucken perfect!!

@cococrispzzz Жыл бұрын

Jesus as a guest is always a treat.

@magnolialoves 10 ай бұрын

We need more Jesus on episodes on the regular!! Had me dyyyying 💀🤣🤣🤣

@tinaspice Жыл бұрын

Yo the dog cooking joke killed me. My dad told me the same thing when I said my bf was Asian.

@sabb5829 7 ай бұрын

This episode was hilarious loved it 😂

@martianxmartin9959 Жыл бұрын

One parent does the spankings and the other does the emotional damage. And the victim blaming 😭

@AstarionWifey 9 ай бұрын

We all got mommy and daddy issues huh 😂😂😂

@lilanisi Жыл бұрын

All these similarities apply to Polynesians too🤣👍

@smokekaiju Жыл бұрын

ryan said tiles and that’s literally what i’ve done since i was 13 😭

@sagathekawaiikilla Жыл бұрын

I remember some lady called me flaco Bonita while talking to her sister 😎 she didn’t think I knew wat she was saying

@sheFEISTY.43110 Жыл бұрын

"The gas is $200." 😅😅😂😂😂

@sheco9059 Жыл бұрын

I agree with everything except the dragon ball z dubbing bro its really good

@LoneWandere76 Жыл бұрын

Brrooooo!!! This shit was hilarious! And as a Mexican I completely agree with Jesus man. And yesss Geo! You fine af lol the fucked up nicknames thing also too real. I was the Panson (fatty) as a kid. Then teen I was Flaco (skinny guy) I couldn't win growing up lol then young adult I loved history and liked Zapata so I was called Zapata.

@TheTruthBeToId Жыл бұрын