English Dub Kafka is the exact midpoint between 'perpetually exhausted thirty-something single mother', 'intergalactic criminal mastermind', and 'antagonist who gets a bit too excited for combat'. It's a rare combination but wooooo boy does it work.

I think I realized something. Kafka likes velvet coats because they're difficult to maintain, she prefers to look at the fierce waves closer than the pier allows, and loves watching Blade fight. She doesn't feel fear, and all these things she likes are things people avoid *because of fear* . So why would Kafka be drawn to those things? Because they're all dangerous, in some way. She likely watches Blade from closer than most people would, and I doubt someone with such a fixation for how much care velvet coats need would like them that much. So I think that while she doesn't feel fear, she *does* feel the adrenaline; and that's why she's drawn to them. It also helps explain how she's so good at creating fear. Because of her lack of it, she's willing to create or participate in scenarios where no sane person would, because *they'd be too scared to do so* . And when someone sees that they think, "Why the hell would she do those things?"; and I believe they'd come to two answers: either she's crazy, or those situations don't represent danger to her; and the latter suggests that Kafka herself is more dangerous than those situations. No matter the answer, the conclusion is that Kafka is someone they should stay away from, because she represents danger to their safety. And THAT'S likely one of the reasons she's good at creating fear. ...That turned out to be an essay and a half, good grief xD

"bullets r more obedient.." currently identify as a bullet rn

"It's creates a miracle but convinces you of an accident" - interesting line here. Very motherly.

i cannot fix her, but god... she could absolutely destroy me

There is something about Kafka's voice that separates her from other mommy characters, I can't explain it but when she speaks it's like being force to listen to her even if your not trying. If she talks you will listen.

God, she sounds like you just caught a jazz lounge singer in the middle of their smoke break. It's mesmerizing.

Cheryl's voice does make me feel things below~ indeed.

i'm not a simping type of man but i'll admit kafka makes me feel things in a certain spot that i can't take about

I love how her line about her home planet boils down to either: -"I missed the show when it got destroyed. What a bummer." -"Damn.... somebody fixed it! What a bummer...."

“She’s got a LOT of ideas for someone so small.” SW: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!

This woman is an ASMR machine.

Gotta love how Kafka stopped going to the planet with the sea after the people of that planet made it easier to look at the waves.

I love Kafka she is everything and I honestly think she'd be a cool friend. Also she synergises well with my babygirl Sampo and that's cool

I am a Kafka Simp and im proud to be one.

_"All space and time are practically infinite, and yet right here, right now, emerge...."_

dunno why but her voice is almost hypnotizing. I can't stop listening to it. it's her spirit whisper, gotta be it

I love how Shakom is just replying "bruh" to the down bad comments 😭

man i swear her voice is on par with Yelan EN and Yae Miko JP in terms of ear-pleasure

1:16 this is my favorite line so far HAHA

1:38 made my right hand shiver 😢

I swear Mihoyo did this on purpose, they know thier audience 😂 they going to get me to swipe lol

I don’t even play Honkai but damn Kafka is making it difficult to resist the temptation…

1:44 my favourite so far

Her voice is so goddamned amazing. “I’m in control and I need only a calm whisper for you to obey”

This is the first and only time that I'll admit to simping😂

00:09 Emerge

Tbh HSR show me why the mommies are best characters and I am not sure, whether I like it or like it (just look at Kafka, Himeko and Natasha, they are so fcking good), before HSR I loved all the types of characters in anime/games, but now I just love the mommies

god her ENG voice screams "slay" so much lmfao shes so cool i hope i get her once her banner comes

"playing the viloin n firing a gun both require flexible fingers~" u can also use these fingers to [ censured ] i wouldnt mind :D thank u.

Thanks very very much

Her voice makes me sleepy and make me wanna sleep forever while listening to her talking

MY MOTHER

0:08 "I helped Elio with this." -Yae Miko

Right here right now emerge

Okay that's it, I'm going for Kafka 😆

At your service my queen

Bro when she said right here right now I instinctively said emerge and I don't even have yae

0:50 "Creation without knowledge of consequences...this is the true definition...of risk-taking." -Jing Yuan, 2023

Im feeling thing's i havent felt in a long time

She makes me want to do unwise things.

Yeah even before the game came out I already was interested in her when they revealed some of the characters and my interest in her just has kept growing ever since Ron it’s about 20000 times bigger then our solar system

Kafka: *Speaks* Me as a fellow Trailblazer: "I think something inside me just awoken..."

AMBOUTACUHHH

Imagine Kafka giving you a JO- nvm

I can't point out why, but the way Kafka talks reminds me of Dazai from BSD. Like. That seductive tone, the subtle meanings behind every word. A must pull if I hadn't wasted all my salary for Blade :cry:

Like a wise man once said: UWOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEGGSS!!!!!

Flexible fingers? Say less mommy

I have skipped 3 banners bc of this lady! She’s coming home on the next update!

I am so glad I have her 😍

(Laying down in submission) I am now ready mommy ❤️

"bullets are more obedient" finally some one who can out smart a bullet

I heard her voice from the advertisement when the video began!

Kafka and Blade are the team rocket

Why is her Voice so down right perfect?

Ayato Music is just 🔥🔥🔥😌

Ayato theme fits perfectly with her

If i don't get her, there's no more purpose for me to continue the game

Hi, i love the staleon huntes so, can You pls do the Blade's video? I wanna hear the hotty edgy voice lines

0:08 did she just turn to yae miko for a sec

Wow Kafka is like drunk Lisa...and more unhinged

Her end voiceline 😂😂😂 sho cute

0:08 EMERGE

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW EMERGE

The way she purrs "Hi, astral expressers" I CAN'T- I'm folding, I'm KNEELING

Woof woof woof! Bark bark bark! Arf arf arf!

Blade next 😊

I'm sold 🤤

The Kafka pose in the thumbnail gave me William afton vibes

Ok I’m not into mommy types but hot damn her voice is just so DAMN…CRISPY…

I assure you, I am only pulling for her due to her insane DoT enabler. Nothing else. (I think this is the 100th comment)

Another reason I’m pulling for her

KAFKA PLS COME HOME

Damn.... I want to be a violin now, so Kafka can use her fingers on me

now im devastated wether i should save for kafka or blade

Kafka goes burrrrr:)))))

M O M M Y

Just realized this not too long ago. But isn't Kafka's spirit whisperer (listen to me) ability just Aponia's power of Discipline (Please).

How is the English VA more of a tease than the Japanese for once.

I'll surprise her with my 10 billion stellar jades

One problem we all deciede for to pull TvT. Between Kafka and Blade. I still need to choose ahhhhh TvT.

right here right now emerge

Woof woof

1:17 ...... Summer Kafka LET'S GOOO!!!!!

Ill admit, Ive always avoided simpingbut I think I get it now, I feel things

Kafka on the shore...

i dont know what it is, but kafkas voice makes me feel a little funny down there

Her voice is like a cotton swab that wipes the dirt on my ear hole.I feel very pleased by her voice alone😍🥵

See no matter what anyone says when i get my hands on this game one day on console realse im playing dub just for her.

Thats it i m pulling for her good bye blade see you next rerrun

Mother I will surprise you next time

If this continues Kafka might become my bisexual awakening

Maam why did you say pleasure in that way when talking abt Blade? 🤨

I am so down bad for this woman istg I'm on my knees for her I need her to come home I'm barking for you my beloved Kafka PLEASE COME HOME

Others: Hi how are you? Kafka: Hi~ How~ Are~ You~

I'm cooked 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dear Mom, I am on a guaranteed. I will bring you home, I promise. Your daughter loves you very much. Signed, Stelle!

0:08 emerge I’m sorry

Woof woof woof wofuuuuuu

I can't wait for the day that Kafka feels fear. I do hope that we will be the ones to give her that experience.