I told you I could sing Karkalicious to any beat.
It's been exactly one year since I released Karkalicious but it's lofi, which had no right to slap as hard as it did. To celebrate, I decided to do a sequel with one of my favorite songs from Hamilton. The lesson we can all take away from this is that Hamilton and Homestuck should never be combined ever again.
Karkalicious soundcloud -
/ camyosh
Discord server -
/ discord
Sufferer edit and animation by peach-n-key -
/ animenerd26632
Special thanks to Nov for helping me mix the audio -
/ @okaynov
LYRICS -
Four, three, two, f**k you
Listen up y'all, this sh*t is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease her
Flush just comes and goes like seasons
I'm karkalicious, so delicious
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that sh*t is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
I'm so delicious
I'm so delicious
I'm so delicious
I'm karkalicious
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
And the majority of pairings had better include me
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious
So delicious
So delicious
I'm Karkalicious
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - f**kin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - f**kin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little f**ker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's f**king awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
Terezi says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that s**t is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
Eridan see
You can trust me
I'll help you be
l-l-l-like candy candy
aye aye aye aye
aye aye aye aye
aye aye aye aye
l-l-l-like candy candy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - f**kin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - f**kin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - f**kin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherf**kin' second
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Additional tags -
"karkalicious lofi" "karkalicious hamilton" "karkalicious" "hamilton" "homestuck" "homestuck hamilton" "parody" "homestuck parody" "hamilton parody" "tablestuck" "camyosh" "homestuck meme" "alexander hamilton" "karkat vantas" "karkat" "karkalicious cover" "homestuck song"