KATKO VS BRINEY: The Shotgun Door Trap Case | Tales From the Bottle

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Qxir

Qxir

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's not from a movie - this couple really did rig their farmhouse with a shotgun door trap. And a burglar really triggered it!
"Katko v. Briney, 183 N.W.2d 657 (Iowa 1971), was a court case decided by the Iowa Supreme Court, in which two homeowners (Edward and Bertha Briney) were held liable for battery for injuries caused to a trespasser (Marvin Katko) who set off a spring gun set as a mantrap in an abandoned house on the homeowners’ property."
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@Qxir
@Qxir 3 жыл бұрын
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@Pacifist_chris
@Pacifist_chris 3 жыл бұрын
Hey man, you should reply to this message and make my day just a little bit better!
@bane2201
@bane2201 3 жыл бұрын
Can you upload the remix to your second channel or something? It's a great remix!
@pyrix
@pyrix 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pacifist_chris No.
@NorthEevee
@NorthEevee 3 жыл бұрын
Nice MIDI, mate.
@Babbleplay
@Babbleplay 3 жыл бұрын
@@bane2201 I second this request.
@joem6600
@joem6600 3 жыл бұрын
"In other news, a man dressed up as a pirate was found guilty of murder. Before killing the man, the man shouted, 'I haven't got my money's worth yet"
@romania5106
@romania5106 3 жыл бұрын
In other news man defends himself with flintlock pistol kills dog instead
@beaverchicken
@beaverchicken 3 жыл бұрын
@@romania5106 Man defends himself from burglar, ends up killing burglar, 16 neighbors, the mailman and him self in a single blast
@romania5106
@romania5106 2 жыл бұрын
@@beaverchicken after the break we will tell you about the man who didn’t get his cookies and ended up destroying the Russian mafia
@theotherwayofstopping4717
@theotherwayofstopping4717 2 жыл бұрын
@@beaverchicken Sounds like the magic bullet that killed JFK........
@tangerinetech5300
@tangerinetech5300 2 жыл бұрын
@@theotherwayofstopping4717 that's been debunked for ages. For some reason they didn't take into account how the guy who got shot in front of Kennedy was in a seat designed wierdly and not directly in front of him and he was turned slightly to the right before it happened. When you take that all into account the the trajectory is straight and not magic. If anything was a cover up it was how poorly the whole thing was investigated and handled.
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 3 жыл бұрын
"I am admittedly one of these people." Honesty is a virtue.
@alanhasmemes
@alanhasmemes 3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@coolmovie2137
@coolmovie2137 3 жыл бұрын
He's an American at heart
@yen9145
@yen9145 3 жыл бұрын
Yo?
@randommadness1021
@randommadness1021 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when your mrs is asking what your watching on your laptop👍
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 3 жыл бұрын
@@yen9145 lmao
@stubstunner
@stubstunner 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this has made me rethink my home defense strategies. I took down my door gun and placed mines instead. Thanks for the heads up!
@ryanchowdhary965
@ryanchowdhary965 2 жыл бұрын
Place the gun above the door ; )
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure to put a warning sign near the mines so you don't get sued if the mines don't kill them.
@luissan5764
@luissan5764 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer underground spike traps. Can always fill it with cement afterwards, is quiet, and no one will be the wiser when the job is done.
@reverenddick8562
@reverenddick8562 2 жыл бұрын
@@dannylamb456 or use bigger mines.
@TheA53ford
@TheA53ford 2 жыл бұрын
I just buried homemade claymores in my yard. They come near I just shoot one to blow it up, like how I make my own homemade shotgun slug/buckshot hybrid. Can punch a hole Through a car door
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 11 ай бұрын
The biggest reason traps are illegal are if for example paramedics have to come get you, they might encounter a trap
@Gallalad1
@Gallalad1 3 ай бұрын
Yup! Its the indiscriminate nature of the weapon that makes it illegal more than anything else. I do think one day when someone makes some AI trap we're gonna see this sorta thing go back to court.
@concept5631
@concept5631 Ай бұрын
That's a good point.
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 19 күн бұрын
cringe
@nickrustyson8124
@nickrustyson8124 3 жыл бұрын
Robber: Falls into hole. Everyone: Bury him Qxir: "It's pirate time"
@michaelrantala2127
@michaelrantala2127 3 жыл бұрын
fill the hole with lawyers before you light it off.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 3 жыл бұрын
Qxir: It puts the lotion on its skin because we don't want to get dried out from the deadly slip'n'slide.
@polonezchan9102
@polonezchan9102 3 жыл бұрын
Granaaaade...
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers 3 жыл бұрын
Qxir: Finally getting my money's worth!
@josharmstrong8813
@josharmstrong8813 3 жыл бұрын
Qirx: *loads 17th century cannon and blunderbuss with pirates Intent*
@Phurzt
@Phurzt 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, but really, im infinitely more disturbed by Elmer Fudd running with a Scythe than I am his shotgun.
@IIIVI
@IIIVI 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because of how humane guns are compared to trying to stab and slash something with a scythe.
@PatRiot-
@PatRiot- 3 жыл бұрын
Now he’s Jack the Ripper. So much better for children.
@hbtm2951
@hbtm2951 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatRiot- Nothing like ripping and tearing apart your foes, am i right?
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you stole one of my profile pictures. Explain yourself.
@Phurzt
@Phurzt 3 жыл бұрын
@@FumblsTheSniper im the OG with this pic. You stole it from me.
@SonOfTegz
@SonOfTegz 2 жыл бұрын
Group of lads broke into a house my dad was restoring, they went to climb over the side gate but as it was old and damaged they cut themselves on a nail that had become exposed. The police came after a neighbour called saying people were breaking in, the kids got let off scot free and tried to charge my dad for a dangerous environment.
@octoniumvideos
@octoniumvideos 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck that shit
@cryptojare8295
@cryptojare8295 2 жыл бұрын
One of the officers had a son involved.
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S what the AR-15 is for. OR the machete. They have NO right to life. Part of the unspolen rules of the game. You steal from me and I CATCH you, your ass is MINE for as long as I let you live - or not. There USED to be laws, now all we have is "The Rules." And there ARE NO Rules...
@pichass9337
@pichass9337 Жыл бұрын
are you canadian?
@ToasterStud
@ToasterStud 11 ай бұрын
I call bs on this.
@Skorpychan
@Skorpychan 2 жыл бұрын
In my experience (admittedly limited to Fallout games), guns wired to doors are merely a source of free guns. A nice bonus when you're looting the place.
@Vandius24
@Vandius24 8 күн бұрын
Tell that to the guy who got his legs shot. The difference with Fallout is you're expecting those traps, in real life traps like that are less than a 1 in 1 million (probably even higher). I get the number from how many houses you would have to search to see something like this irl but I have a feeling it's more like 1 in 50 million because who rigs shotguns to their door today?
@peterpeter2294
@peterpeter2294 3 жыл бұрын
When the Pirate-Homedefense bit started, i first thought it was this copypasta: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
@dungc6479
@dungc6479 3 жыл бұрын
It was all good until you committed a felony by using that fixed bayonet. If you took it off before stabbing him with it, you would've still had your freedom. rip
@justtime6736
@justtime6736 3 жыл бұрын
Private citizens owned warships and cannons then.
@D8W2P4
@D8W2P4 3 жыл бұрын
@@dungc6479 Good thing blackpowder weapons aren't regulated.
@johnbeauvais3159
@johnbeauvais3159 3 жыл бұрын
THISISTHIS Yup, though this is kinda questionable after that man made a black powder powered panzerfaust
@brianpinkey676
@brianpinkey676 3 жыл бұрын
@@D8W2P4 The powder is to fire them!!
@kadius9251
@kadius9251 3 жыл бұрын
The “You are a Pirate” remix in the outro really makes this video I think
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear kqe
@miqslol
@miqslol 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I was gonna ask if you were ok but then I clicked on your channel, so nevermind
@nistax2880
@nistax2880 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@matt309
@matt309 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku i love ur vids
@hipolymerduck706
@hipolymerduck706 3 жыл бұрын
You sure?
@entropynme
@entropynme 2 жыл бұрын
Actually in some parts of the US (read: California) you can be found just as liable for trespasser injuries. I worked on an almond orchard for several years and half my job was to tell trespassing hunters to fuck off so they couldn’t sue us when they shot themselves in the foot or inhaled pesticides
@convolutedpeppercorn1078
@convolutedpeppercorn1078 2 жыл бұрын
California amirite?
@octoniumvideos
@octoniumvideos 2 жыл бұрын
That definitely sounds like some California shit
@acapybara3032
@acapybara3032 2 жыл бұрын
fuckin' california lmao
@nk361
@nk361 2 жыл бұрын
California literally wants to legalize pedophilia, let criminals out of jail, take funding from police, legalize all drugs, tax all the rich, pretend everything on earth causes cancer, and become a communist state. Their opinions are invalid.
@freewind6368
@freewind6368 2 жыл бұрын
The opposite also exists, apparently if I remember correctly some where in the US there is something called the “Castle” law(or something like that don’t remember the exact name since it’s been years since I thought about the case), where basically it states that your home is your “castle” and you have a right to protect it from any trespassers. Which has sparked many debates since shit loads of robber have been killed because of said law, one notably, one guy got done in by a single mother with a baby and she shot the motherfuker with a shot gun right when he broke through the door, and she was protected by the law.
@CaptOrbit
@CaptOrbit Жыл бұрын
A number of years back down around I think Ft. Myers a man told his girlfriend that he was going to a certain neighborhood to case houses for later robbery. He was spotted in the neighborhood and the police were called so he fled into the kind of swampy pond filled area behind the neighborhood where the police heard a lot of commotion but couldn't determine what was going on. Later, when he didn't return home, his girlfriend called the police and admitted that he had gone to scout out potential burglary locations but had never come back. When the police got a hold of this information they put two and two together and realized what must have happened. When daylight broke they searched the area with wildlife trappers and found a particularly large alligator along with all the evidence they needed to determine what had happened to him. Florida, it's own anti burglary trap since time immemorial!
@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin
@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean I can't booby-trap my own home? I thought this was America!
@nickrustyson8124
@nickrustyson8124 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you can, you just got to make sure no one will tell
@CMT_Crabbles
@CMT_Crabbles 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickrustyson8124 yeaaaa, make sure they stay quiet.... permanently.
@jamesneuman7083
@jamesneuman7083 3 жыл бұрын
Dead men can't prosecute 😉
@DasAutotheoriginal
@DasAutotheoriginal 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Ireland
@MisterPickle.
@MisterPickle. 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly think you can as long as you have a sign stating that there is traps. But im no lawyer. [I'm in the US]
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of a burglar using the phrase "thematically incongruent".
@denisl2760
@denisl2760 3 жыл бұрын
Seems realistic. Its not like english majors have any actual jobs available. Gotta eat somehow.
@halfling49
@halfling49 3 жыл бұрын
He had it right with the flintlock pistol, but why a mace? Doesn't fit the aesthetic. If I was burglar I'd be somewhat miffed
@soldatwalmart9515
@soldatwalmart9515 3 жыл бұрын
@@halfling49 just make your own comment wtf😂
@sagebiddi
@sagebiddi 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be so happy it isn't a moron with a cro-magnon sense of intellectual prowess or some maga asshat I'd let em go after making them a sandwich. I do NOT mean any disrespectful rhetoric towards republicans or trump voters. I mainly mean the ones who go a bit crazy and can't seem to admit he screwed up.
@ComaDave
@ComaDave 2 жыл бұрын
I just have an exceedingly large sign on my gate that reads: "Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out"
@tripleh327
@tripleh327 Жыл бұрын
once upon a time my granpa told me a golden rule the law clearly state that you have to shoot a warning shoot to the intruder before using letal force but keep in mind, demonstrating that the first bullet you shot was in his skull and the second on the floor and not the other way around is an entire different thing
@Chrischi3TutorialLPs
@Chrischi3TutorialLPs 3 жыл бұрын
"Imagine crossing a field one day on a hike and you step on a fucking landmine." *Yugoslavia noises intensify*
@iseokk
@iseokk 2 жыл бұрын
The average Bosnian and Croatian hiker can relate
@nilihcrevo9820
@nilihcrevo9820 2 жыл бұрын
Same with countries in indo-china
@filip-kresimirsaric8975
@filip-kresimirsaric8975 2 жыл бұрын
Yuup, but instead of aimed audience of croats and serbs in hilltops in Lika, imigrants are now stepping on them
@classickalashnikov152
@classickalashnikov152 3 жыл бұрын
In northern Ireland if you trespass on a farm you just become a missing person
@TawnyRain2332
@TawnyRain2332 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@denisl2760
@denisl2760 3 жыл бұрын
In west virginia if you trespass in the woods you become a squeeling pig.
@EL-ISS
@EL-ISS 3 жыл бұрын
@@denisl2760 not sure if this is a Deliverance reference lol
@denisl2760
@denisl2760 3 жыл бұрын
@@EL-ISS say boy, you got a purdy mouth
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
You do that out here and you just become pig food
@JayBandersnatch
@JayBandersnatch 2 жыл бұрын
I was told by a Chinese roommate once that they have a saying there in relation to running over someone with your car which translates to "Back-and-forth". This stems from the fact if you run over someone and they live you are responsible for their medical bills which could be quite costly, yet if they die then there is a maximum amount that their family may sue for which could be less than the medical bills. Therefore if you ever run over someone then you would put it in reverse to ensure a lesser payment!
@skussy69
@skussy69 2 жыл бұрын
Correct, I've seen a video of that in action lol
@infamoushacker4chan883
@infamoushacker4chan883 2 жыл бұрын
This entire situation could have been avoided by loading the shotgun with blanks. Nobody is going to question whether or not it's blanks or live rounds when they hear a bang.
@SimonASNG
@SimonASNG Жыл бұрын
You don't even need to fire. Just the sound of someone cocking a shotgun in a creepy old house should be enough to send anyone running right out of a life of bottle theft. Just need something that generates that sound...
@mann_idonotreadreplies
@mann_idonotreadreplies 10 ай бұрын
@simon that's too much work to rig. Blanks is better
@stephenlawrence554
@stephenlawrence554 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: the Irish mace-wielding pirate isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Qxir:
@zephyrna6249
@zephyrna6249 3 жыл бұрын
He hasn't gotten his money's worth yet.
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In my state, we can't own Mace. We can, however, own a mace.
@johnhansen6009
@johnhansen6009 3 жыл бұрын
Fair
@tiedyedowl8367
@tiedyedowl8367 3 жыл бұрын
John Barber Good to know. Thanks
@rd1305
@rd1305 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair pepper spray isn't always effective even with proper contact. A mace on the other hand would always be effective upon proper contact.
@greenfly1264
@greenfly1264 2 жыл бұрын
English Law Demands all men carry a Mace always has done .
@Uncle-Cookoo
@Uncle-Cookoo 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, you can still still mace an offender/assailant in the eyes.
@Idkoscar1
@Idkoscar1 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a Finnish case with involves some summer/winter cabin that was broken into. The owner got pissed so he put an absurd amount of beartraps inside of his home. A couple of weeks later he returned, showed to see that the burger had climbed through the window face first, and gotten his head crushed in one of the beartraps.
@ctr289
@ctr289 Жыл бұрын
He deserved it. Thieves are scum
@javimiami92
@javimiami92 Жыл бұрын
Metal as fuck.
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge Жыл бұрын
The burger? What was an american doing in finland!?
@quasario
@quasario Жыл бұрын
​@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge doing some burglary and getting his head crushed by a bear trap
@juggalosispatientzero
@juggalosispatientzero Жыл бұрын
The Hamburgler
@scrambles7045
@scrambles7045 Жыл бұрын
Dude straight up made a real life rust trap base.
@KowboyUSA
@KowboyUSA 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Always rig your spring-gun man-trap to discharge into the intruder's face.
@llihpmeHnevetS
@llihpmeHnevetS 3 жыл бұрын
But don’t forget to clean up the mess. For if another intruder finds it and calls the cops.
@Misha-dr9rh
@Misha-dr9rh 3 жыл бұрын
@@llihpmeHnevetS Wack a suppressor on it as well so those blasted commies don't call the cops when they hear a gunshot.
@onegrapefruitlover
@onegrapefruitlover 3 жыл бұрын
AND be there when the trap works. Otherwise it's not self defense and you're going to jail.
@psyxypher3881
@psyxypher3881 3 жыл бұрын
@@onegrapefruitlover Invading someone's property (especially with clear signs saying to keep out) should be considered killing intent. Especially in the United States.
@glitchy_weasel
@glitchy_weasel 3 жыл бұрын
@@llihpmeHnevetS Put a trapdoor in front of the door, so after getting shot they fall to the basement or something lol.
@LeDank
@LeDank 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah an Irish pirate with a mace would definitely not be something you’d want to run into when committing a burglary.
@LTPottenger
@LTPottenger 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there's a website where people go to see exactly that.
@kari7403
@kari7403 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, for me, where I to be a low life, self centered, greedy asshole, who robbed others of their hard earned possessions, I would MUCH prefer being killed in a B&E by a complex pirate themed burglar proof house with the Captain laughing maniacly while beating me with his mace. (I would feel bad if he didn't get his money's worth.) Than to die by, oh I don't know, some old man cornering me and my buddy and shooting us down, while we try to escape, and then lay there dying while he shoots a second time to make sure im dead. Then letting my rot for a day or so before reporting it to the cops. So yeah, I'll go with Death by inventive and creative psycho pirate, over, Disgruntled old retired Vet, who still has an urge to kill, remorseless. Sign me up for the Pirate House!!!
@liamcorreia7929
@liamcorreia7929 3 жыл бұрын
All I think when said that is just Qxir dresssed as a pirate with mace in hand listening to 'you are a pirate'
@myerr21
@myerr21 2 жыл бұрын
unknowingly trespassing on someones land and breaking into their house and entering their bedroom is not even close to the same thing.
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 2 жыл бұрын
If this building was visibly vandalised, with windows broken and stories of people "robbing" it, whose to say someone walks in thinking its an abandoned building.
@inkedseahear
@inkedseahear Жыл бұрын
@@TheSimmr001 I want to say a "No Trespassing" sign should be somewhat clear what might going on.
@HUMC4L
@HUMC4L Жыл бұрын
Yet neither one deserves a death sentence when literally no one was in danger. Objects aren't worth more than human life and I genuinely think you're a sick fuck if you think otherwise
@RatKingTerry
@RatKingTerry Жыл бұрын
@@TheSimmr001 “abandoned” buildings have owners. Like it or not you are not the owner🤷‍♂️
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 Жыл бұрын
@@RatKingTerry true but owner like in this situation, or owner like a hedge fund half way accross using the land for real estate speculation. Or the owner could not reasonably be found because they emigrated. Al three are very different definitions of abandoned
@binaryglitch64
@binaryglitch64 2 жыл бұрын
I learned that on the lock picking lawyer's channel when he did a vid on a vomit gas filled U-lock that when cut released a noxious gas. He said it wouldn't be legal in the US and sited this case as the reason. Also, I vaguely remember legal eagle covering it as well, in one of his videos.
@petitponeydu7727
@petitponeydu7727 3 жыл бұрын
in the french army our officiers have a saying in case someone trespass and enters the base "shoot to kill, cause corpses can't sue you"
@HoganTon
@HoganTon 3 жыл бұрын
Lol french army
@eddiespaghetti54321
@eddiespaghetti54321 3 жыл бұрын
We have that same saying here in America. Except instead of the base it’s your home.
@chibani-
@chibani- 3 жыл бұрын
Or how to say "halt! Or i'll open fire" 3 times the fastest way.
@petitponeydu7727
@petitponeydu7727 3 жыл бұрын
@@chibani- exactly, i see someone has learned his lesson well
@The_Republic_of_Ireland
@The_Republic_of_Ireland 3 жыл бұрын
I've a feeling this specifically applies to Germans
@freetimeidiot4541
@freetimeidiot4541 3 жыл бұрын
"Imagine crossing a field on a hike one day and you step on a fucking landmine" Well, (ex-)Yugoslavs, Africans and Middle-Easterners dont have to imagine that, sadly.
@DNSGHOST
@DNSGHOST 3 жыл бұрын
*Christ really? That’s horrifying..
@DeltaDanner
@DeltaDanner 3 жыл бұрын
Same in Vietnam. There’s a reason they are highly regulated in war now.
@cplinstructor
@cplinstructor 3 жыл бұрын
If you know there is a minefield and you are dumb enough to cross it anyway you deserve what you get. Darwin would smile. Same with cluster bombs and unexploded sub ordnance, if you are dumb enough to pick it up and attempt to eat it you have it coming. Another Darwin Award winner. It’s also not advisable to lick knocked out tanks or eat the dirt around them. If you do and ingest Uranium dust it’s on you. Honestly some of these people are the same ones who would check to see if a gun was loaded by aiming it at their face and pulling the trigger. If it’s a kid or someone who somehow doesn’t know I have sympathy, but war is hell. Watch your kids. An adult who knowingly walks in to the field to try to pick the boom boom fruit? No sympathy.
@misham6547
@misham6547 3 жыл бұрын
And some Eastern Europeans
@brianpinkey676
@brianpinkey676 3 жыл бұрын
@@cplinstructor You do know that in these areas the mine fields weren't labeled as mine fields? They're buried underground with nothing but the trigger mechanism above ground which is usually about an inch tall and could easily be covered by grass or other debris.
@antipoti
@antipoti 2 жыл бұрын
4:16 this section is the funniest shit ever. The sudden thematic contrast, the self awareness, the dropping the f word (which is not characterisric of the channel), is just the perfect mix to make me laugh like a maniac. Very well done sir!
@Umimugo
@Umimugo 2 жыл бұрын
the only issue i have with traps is what if you needed emergency services, i don't imagine it looking good in court when firefighters/emt's/law enforcement shows up to save you or someone else and they get rewarded with a shotgun blast for their efforts.
@kirkjohnson6638
@kirkjohnson6638 2 жыл бұрын
What are the odds that emergency services shows up and you didn't disarm the traps in anticipation of their arrival? Sure, it's possible, but highly unlikely and, if you are smart enough to rig traps, you ought to be smart enough to design safety systems into them.
@MichaelTranoid
@MichaelTranoid 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirkjohnson6638 Yes. "I attached a string between the doorknob and the trigger of this propped up shotgun. This makes me Einstein!" This takes the same amount of thought as slamming the door to remove a loose tooth. Unless you are manufacturing the weapon yourself or have set up some complicated rubegoldberg machine trap, then it shows no signs regarding someone's cognitive efficiency. In fact, it shows the opposite for someone to set this up.
@kirkjohnson6638
@kirkjohnson6638 2 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelTranoid Robbers deserve death.
@nashooo5903
@nashooo5903 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirkjohnson6638 I like to put a deadfall trap with a Rolex as bait. Im soooo smart.
@kirkjohnson6638
@kirkjohnson6638 2 жыл бұрын
@@nashooo5903 I've got a couple androids, one that looks like a blue haired feminist and one is a dude with a man bun and sporting a BLM tee shirt. If anyone that breaks into my home interacts with either of them that triggers the release of carbon monoxide gas into the house until no more heartbeats are detected. Then the androids turn on the vent system and toss the dead bodies into the incinerator.
@dmittleman9757
@dmittleman9757 3 жыл бұрын
I must say, “Pirate Themed Trap” was not the direction I thought Qxir would go in terms of home invasion-retaliation. I was half expecting him to be sitting with a pipe and say “I’ve been expecting you,”
@cottonballs185
@cottonballs185 3 жыл бұрын
*Dead men tell no tales*
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 3 жыл бұрын
He realized his accent is too thick for anyone other than an Irishman to take seriously so he ditched that idea in favour of something less... _sophisticated._
@TheSyntactics
@TheSyntactics 3 жыл бұрын
In this house, you are the termite and I am the monky
@adenkyramud5005
@adenkyramud5005 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSyntactics reject modernity, return to monke
@darylcheshire1618
@darylcheshire1618 3 жыл бұрын
Like James Bond in Dr No when the intruder shoots his bed and JB was sitting behind the door and he says “you’ve had your six”. In the movie Bond only shoots him once, but apparently he shoots him multiple times but the scenes were cut, you can see that the scene jumps a little.
@MeddyMed117
@MeddyMed117 3 жыл бұрын
"Died of a self inflicted gunshot wound" Ad: *cheery music*
@chrisakaschulbus4903
@chrisakaschulbus4903 3 жыл бұрын
more like "Ad: * never seen *"
@stereodegree2257
@stereodegree2257 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@No-xw7mo
@No-xw7mo 3 жыл бұрын
Kill assist +10 score.
@wendyburrows4178
@wendyburrows4178 3 жыл бұрын
Just desserts, the fukka
@siggyretburns7523
@siggyretburns7523 2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Ed Briney learned how to play that game, and well too.
@gordoncomstock2459
@gordoncomstock2459 2 жыл бұрын
In the 90s in Wiltshire England a farmer who was in dispute with his neighbour rigged up a shotgun in a copse with a tripwire across a meadow. It worked. His body was found two days later lying in the meadow after he tripped on the tripwire himself. I remember the incident and noticed the car parked by the road for a couple of days and wondered why it hadn't moved.
@crinkly.love-stick
@crinkly.love-stick 2 жыл бұрын
We have the same laws in Canada, regarding trespassers getting hurt on your property. Those laws have made trespassing so much more rampant, it's sad. The only remedy (besides a no trespassing sign every 16 feet) is to make sure you dig random holes, deep and steep. Make sure they're stuck down there
@AliasUndercover
@AliasUndercover 3 жыл бұрын
If someone breaks into my house they're just going to be disappointed.
@kos2919
@kos2919 3 жыл бұрын
Remind me of a poor college student who was burgled in, the thugs look at his room and horrified how he sleeps on thin mattress on the floor, his desk is a wooden panel with bricks as table legs, and his laptop is a shitty old laptop with win xp. The thugs ended up donating him a TV, a table and a new mattress.
@waysidetundra3352
@waysidetundra3352 3 жыл бұрын
"What are you going to steal from me, my lightbulbs?"
@jmtrad1906
@jmtrad1906 3 жыл бұрын
@@waysidetundra3352 I can confirm, in Brazil they steal even light bulbs.
@kari7403
@kari7403 3 жыл бұрын
*Edited to give a heads up!* This comment turned out to be about 10 times longer than I had intended. Sorry about that. So, if you are one of those people who don't like comments more than 3 or 4 sentences, at max, you can skip over this. I won't mind. If no one reads it, that's okay, too. It just gives suggestions and advice on how to help reduce the number of people from burglarized your car and vehicles, if not fully stop them from doing so. Also, I'm curious to see what anyone would have to say on this idea, and what they thing about it. Is it a terrible idea? Useless? Good? Does it have potential? Any other thoughts or suggestions on the matter? Thanks in advance. (If anyone does respond, let alone read all of it.) Lol, so OP's comment kind of reminded me of ways to keep people from breaking into your car. If you keep your car filthy; such as, full of old fast food bags, speeding tickets you've no intentions of paying, maybe some old divorce papers strewn in the back seat, a few pints of transmission fluid and motor oil, (preferably leaking slightly, or with some smudged all over the bottle.) And a few loose baby diapers (not dirty, as thats just not necessary. Too far, man.) Maybe some old changes of clothes or something, and whatever other crap (preferably non perishable, as you don't want to have to suffer the reek.) then any kind of car jacker, or their who is looking for anything of value, won't want to waste their time digging through all that, and will likely assume there isn't anything worth stealing! Strangely enough, police actually recommend you leave your windows down and/or your car doors unlocked, if you are in an area where car thefts and burglaries are a prominent issue. One reason, because the thrives won't have to break your window to search your car, (save you the cost and time of replacing the windows.) AND because a lot of thrives assume that if anything is worth stealing, it would be kept locked up and safe, as much as possible. So there is some logic to it, really. Oh! As for the garbage strewn about, you can just keep a bag of random loose papers and junk, then dump them in your back seat and passenger side floor and seat, then put them all back in the bag when you're ready to leave! Takes a minute or two to clean up, but its made a difference for me and a couple of my friends, at least. We live in a car burglary area, and my car was burgled 3 times in 2 months. (And an average of 3-5 times a year.) After that, I started doing these things, and my car hasn't been messed with once, in the past 3 years! Not really related to the video topic directly. But, I thought someone might take interest in it. Hopefully it can help someone else out there, who is subjected to regular car burglaries.
@kari7403
@kari7403 3 жыл бұрын
@@kos2919 ah, but did the guy end up being charged for receiving stolen goods from those thugs??? Maybe they robbed a different dorm of their mattress and stuff, and gave it to the guy. Lol Either way, if the story is legit or not, its a heart warming thought.:') And truthfully, there are some people out there like that. Just because they are criminals, doesn't mean they are heartless monsters, unable to feel empathy and compassion sometimes. (Well, some obviously are excluded. As a number of thieves and criminals are heartless, self centered, narcissistic D-bags.
@phantomd1514
@phantomd1514 3 жыл бұрын
This was in Iowa. In Ireland, they have a camera crew and a comically large check ready for any intruder. You’ve won 30,000€ and a brand newish car! Go ahead, start your *safe new car.*
@popefish8522
@popefish8522 3 жыл бұрын
Car bomb moment
@thecommunistdoggo1008
@thecommunistdoggo1008 3 жыл бұрын
1970s intensifies
@Comblockcapitalist
@Comblockcapitalist 3 жыл бұрын
I hope they won't have any troubles
@okietc1889
@okietc1889 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not getting in a “ safe “ car
@joshzwies3601
@joshzwies3601 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a story I heard of an Australian dad who got charged with murder for defending his family when he caught an intruder standing at the door of his daughters bedroom.
@ToxicBastard
@ToxicBastard Жыл бұрын
He deserved a medal
@ThatScootFanboy
@ThatScootFanboy Жыл бұрын
I'm an Australian and I can tell you his name was Benjamin Batterham. As of 2018, after more than 33,000 people signed a petition, Benjamin was found not guilty of murdering Rick Slater, a convicted felon with multiple breaking and entering charges. Good to know there's still sense in this dangerous old nation of mine.
@Solo_man69
@Solo_man69 Жыл бұрын
He should have made sure the family couldn’t sue as well. (Jkjk)
@uchihasurvival
@uchihasurvival 2 жыл бұрын
In Canada, you aren't even allowed to defend yourself. One man in the country side shot his gun in the air to scare off intruders who tried to burn his house with molotov cocktails. The court decided to punish the man more severely than the intruders.
@ketch10
@ketch10 5 ай бұрын
can i use the heavy steel ice breaker head in my room tho
@kryonight2869
@kryonight2869 3 ай бұрын
Actually he was acquitted
@dickjohnson7547
@dickjohnson7547 Ай бұрын
Yeah no I'm sure you covered all the details here...
@Dondolini94
@Dondolini94 3 жыл бұрын
So remember: leaving the thief alive is not a viable option. Get some pigs instead.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 жыл бұрын
Better have pliers too, for teeth and such
@George196207
@George196207 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannylamb456 Hydraulic press and a shredder with a nice fire or chemical bath to clean things up.
@t_c5266
@t_c5266 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannylamb456 gotta look out for the piggy's digestion
@30cal23
@30cal23 2 жыл бұрын
eh too much work to take care of the pigs just whack off the head and hands and throw them in an industrial smelter then dispose of body, even if its found no one knows who it is
@user.who137
@user.who137 2 жыл бұрын
FBI reading the coments like: "noted"
@Fajnybobr
@Fajnybobr 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine setting it up and thinking “right, this is genius. Now ill just go and wait.” And then going to leave out of the same door and blowing a hole in your back
@Simon-eu2hz
@Simon-eu2hz 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@YELLOW08Z06
@YELLOW08Z06 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly why I couldn’t do that or set out bear traps…. I have a terrible memory lol
@dirtydingus5465
@dirtydingus5465 Жыл бұрын
Yuck Yuck! That’s so dang funny! How bout when you step in hot melted gum on the sidewalk and it sticks and stretches on your shoe. Then you try to wipe it off in the grass and fall down! Just imagine when that happens!
@koalabanana1998
@koalabanana1998 Жыл бұрын
@@dirtydingus5465 i honestly cant tell whether youre being sarcastic or genuinely excited
@jmtradbr
@jmtradbr Жыл бұрын
I bet this already happened somewhere
@junkkk
@junkkk 2 жыл бұрын
funny story, me and a friend were walking through a forest trying to take a shortcut to the other part of town (as we did not want to deal with traffic) and while we were going down hill we heard this LOUD gunshot. we knew it was a gunshot mainly because we heard an impact too! pretty sure it was private property as a little bit before this event occurred we saw some knee high fencing, saws, and logs. when we heard the gunshot we both booked it like no tomorrow and instantly went back towards the direction we came.
@isabellind1292
@isabellind1292 2 жыл бұрын
Good grief! If you were too close to someone's property they should build a fence and not be shooting willy nilly at anything like they own the damn joint. Not funny. Scary!
@mann_idonotreadreplies
@mann_idonotreadreplies 10 ай бұрын
Cool story bro
@dhv2852
@dhv2852 Жыл бұрын
Apparently being a robber gives you better medical coverage than most professions for work-related injuries
@jodo2785
@jodo2785 Жыл бұрын
Well this was back in the 70s when healthcare was non-profit.
@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 3 жыл бұрын
I remember reading a Reddit post about someone who had rigged a bear trap inside their own home due to repeated break-ins through a specific window, as it turned out the burglar had been essentially hauling himself head first through the window so when he landed on the bear trap it crushed his head and killed him.
@theperson6167
@theperson6167 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@fullmetaljoker666
@fullmetaljoker666 2 жыл бұрын
Based
@kirkjohnson6638
@kirkjohnson6638 2 жыл бұрын
That is awesome!
@GasPipeJimmy
@GasPipeJimmy 2 жыл бұрын
Problem solved
@stormflyer6574
@stormflyer6574 2 жыл бұрын
It was a vacation cabin in the woods, he got away with it because there were bears and shit so he had a excuse
@kirbygrandma5004
@kirbygrandma5004 3 жыл бұрын
I was like “Damn Qxir really do be calling me out here” and then he said “Admittedly I’m one of those people” 🤣
@bcampbell12095
@bcampbell12095 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping I wasnt alone
@axl1178
@axl1178 7 ай бұрын
I remember seeing a video about this on Legal Eagle's channel, but that video primarily focused on the spring-gun case itself and didn't touch on the aftermath like this video did. U should still give that vid a watch anyway because it's pretty good.
@soapkill2028
@soapkill2028 2 жыл бұрын
This video taught me that it's okay to break into a house when nobody is there
@wanderinghistorian
@wanderinghistorian 3 жыл бұрын
Curious is the trapmaker's art - his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.
@sixstringedthing
@sixstringedthing 2 жыл бұрын
More curious still is the trapmaker's path to mastery - exceedingly narrow, poorly signposted and unforgiving of distraction.
@MutantBoar
@MutantBoar 2 жыл бұрын
Nice Darkest Dungeon refrence
@msr_77
@msr_77 2 жыл бұрын
ن
@favor8264
@favor8264 2 жыл бұрын
ن
@hoked2194
@hoked2194 2 жыл бұрын
"Mind that such missteps are the exception, not the rule"
@imlivinginsideyourwalls1891
@imlivinginsideyourwalls1891 3 жыл бұрын
“I am admittedly one of these people” I feel that
@Louzahsol
@Louzahsol 3 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Sinns lol you can’t own guns in ausfailia
@Hannibalkakihara
@Hannibalkakihara 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@LiteralCrimeRave
@LiteralCrimeRave 3 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Sinns Semi autos were banned, not full autos. Although those were already illegal.
@Louzahsol
@Louzahsol 3 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Sinns bruh you can’t even own slings/slingshots with arm braces. Let’s not even get into how your country regulates how powerful an air gun can be
@Louzahsol
@Louzahsol 3 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Sinns lol dude, I’m fully aware you can own guns in australia. I just think the arbitrary hoops you have to jump through are funny
@2fbDJLL
@2fbDJLL 16 күн бұрын
Oh my goodness! The ending! Lol 😂
@vorynrosethorn903
@vorynrosethorn903 2 жыл бұрын
I remember a case here in the UK. Several criminals staged a home invasion and held a family and some of their relatives at knifepoint, the homeowners complied as they ransacked the house until the men decided to try and r*pe their young teenaged daughter, the criminals were soon overpowered and attempted to flee but one was slow and got caught in the garden whereupon he got knocked around with a cricket bat. He sustained brain damage and as such faced no punishment, several of the male family members present got prison sentences (and pretty ungenerous ones by the standards of the British justice system) and the known criminal is still a sack of sh*t to this day, regularly committing crimes with impunity as the police claim he is mentally incapable and thus isn't culpable for his actions, no matter what those are or how frequently they occur.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын
I thought they “sectioned” people like him. Or did they close locked asylums there, too?
@ToxicBastard
@ToxicBastard Жыл бұрын
UK law is meme law and should be ignored
@ntfoperative9432
@ntfoperative9432 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry what the fuck?! They sided with the robing rapists, over the people literally being held hostage?!
@mann_idonotreadreplies
@mann_idonotreadreplies 10 ай бұрын
UK laws are absolute garbage.
@rattyratstuff7125
@rattyratstuff7125 8 ай бұрын
the uk has been a failed state for 300 years. we really need to stop funding its existence.
@Willam_J
@Willam_J 3 жыл бұрын
Trespasser: Qxir: “It places the lotion in the basket.”
@catmixer4450
@catmixer4450 3 жыл бұрын
Or it gets sprayed with the hose
@randommadness1021
@randommadness1021 3 жыл бұрын
That is such a sick book to read (as in there real meaningof it and not some London youths meaning of the word). The film is great and so is the books, but the book made me think: what does the type of person who can think up this much original horror scenarios think about on an average day? Was pretty unsettling if truth be told.
@Tester-sh1mn
@Tester-sh1mn 3 жыл бұрын
Trespasser: "why do I hear buffalo bill by eminem?"
@tammy7087
@tammy7087 3 жыл бұрын
"It brings my possessions back by 10" "Or else it gets the lead again"!
@gundog-yk8mk
@gundog-yk8mk 3 жыл бұрын
Can I get an auto trader
@randyb3851
@randyb3851 3 жыл бұрын
“How are you going to hunt that deer Elmer?” “I’m going to somehow sneak up on it and chase it down without it smelling or hearing me or jumping down the mountain in half a second and then proceed to hack it to death with a scythe” “Makes sense, as long as you’re not using a scary rifle”
@jaymesnin
@jaymesnin 2 жыл бұрын
Better take nerf guns and squirt guns away too. God this generation and society today SUCKS
@itsmxtwist
@itsmxtwist 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not going to come back here but I’m just gonna say this. Many people who want gun control don’t necessarily want all guns gone but rather better safety laws and education especially for people who should be supervised while having a firearm, like kids and teens, and those who should not own them due to things like mental instability. I don’t mind people owning a rifle or two for hunting or perhaps a small handgun. Many school shootings happen because a kid is allowed access to their parent’s firearms and either haven’t been properly trained with it or they go about to actually cause harm. Also many people see a gun as a way of defense but either the proper safety measures needed would be too much of a hassle or others could get caught in the crossfire
@nobodynoone2500
@nobodynoone2500 2 жыл бұрын
@@itsmxtwist Thats not what is, or has been, enacted under the banner of gun control however. Most gun enthusiasts are personally for a few more sensible laws, but are, as a blanket policy, against any because they are constantly gotten wrong. And you can hardly blame them. Until both sides earn each others trust, no sensible progress will be made.
@Geobeetle
@Geobeetle 2 жыл бұрын
They really should’ve given him a bow or crossbow instead. Makes much more sense than a scythe
@natebox4550
@natebox4550 2 жыл бұрын
@Lex Bright Raven most gun enthusiasts including many KZfaqrs think the nra is dumb, they never use the money for anything actually useful.
@jacobp.2024
@jacobp.2024 2 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, you and your family are the only ones with any true, reliable interest in your safety. Too many stories where authorities fail to help, are too slow, or are themselves the danger. Self-defense is your first, and often last line of defense. A lot can happen in the three minutes it takes for an officer to respond- if you can even sound the alarm.
@Nami8302_OwO
@Nami8302_OwO Жыл бұрын
Three minutes 😂 you're fucking delusional if you believe they only take three minutes
@ankaplanka
@ankaplanka Жыл бұрын
7:43 we have a similar law here in Sweden. If someone trespasses on your property and accidentally breaks something that ends up harming them, you're forced to pay a fine or something similar to them! Like.. what? They werent supposed to be there in the first place?? It's your home after all... Some laws are really wild.
@mann_idonotreadreplies
@mann_idonotreadreplies 10 ай бұрын
It must be immediate threat. And Sweden is becoming shit with all the Muslims there not following laws
@LuisContreras-fr6mf
@LuisContreras-fr6mf 3 жыл бұрын
Sam'ONella is gone, but we still have this youtuber.
@stevenamato505
@stevenamato505 3 жыл бұрын
Hes doing school stuff hell be back soon
@bullythebooks
@bullythebooks 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenamato505 Thank you sir. Had no idea what was happening
@slysampss
@slysampss 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that name. He was good. What happened yo him?
@ModMax69
@ModMax69 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenamato505 ya! Thanks for update
@stevenamato505
@stevenamato505 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShemPayne naw he didn’t have time for videos at the moment but he still posts on his Twitter. He said he’s caught up with school right now.
@cadenwilkerson369
@cadenwilkerson369 3 жыл бұрын
Fallout fans: “Years of academy training wasted!”
@snakezase2998
@snakezase2998 3 жыл бұрын
Shotgun traps are the worst traps in fallout
@JJ-su7re
@JJ-su7re 3 жыл бұрын
@@snakezase2998 Sneak perk ftw
@michaelcolt4196
@michaelcolt4196 2 жыл бұрын
@@snakezase2998 mines are worse tho
@snakezase2998
@snakezase2998 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcolt4196 no because mines can kill you shotgun traps are just Annoying
@tinman362
@tinman362 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who almost always does stealth characters: "Oh! Free shotgun!"
@MaskedMenace830
@MaskedMenace830 4 ай бұрын
Kinda warms the heart that both parties joined forces to sue the greedy neighbour
@benjaminstevens4468
@benjaminstevens4468 2 жыл бұрын
I guarantee pirates have used maces countless times, throughout the millennia. On another note, it’s absolutely disgusting that they have edited firearms out of loony tunes, anyone party to that decision should feel bottomless shame at such desecrations.
@hoyquarlow6908
@hoyquarlow6908 Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain that watching a fictional animated 3 foot tall man fail to kill a 6 foot tall bipedal rabbit with a shotgun hasn't motivated someone to actually commit homicide.
@benjaminstevens4468
@benjaminstevens4468 Жыл бұрын
@@hoyquarlow6908 I’m sure you’re right but maybe someone failing to do so with ???? Might do so?
@PrestonGarvey69
@PrestonGarvey69 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminstevens4468 If all it took was that to trigger it.. Then anything under the sun could trigger it.
@benjaminstevens4468
@benjaminstevens4468 Жыл бұрын
@@PrestonGarvey69 what is the “that,” which triggered “it?”
@PrestonGarvey69
@PrestonGarvey69 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminstevens4468 what we're talking about? A fictional 3 foot tall man failing to kill a 6 foot tall rabbit with a shotgun. So if an idiot could be triggered by such a thing than it could be anything. Do I need to get a whiteboard out and draw it all out for you?
@robertstone9988
@robertstone9988 3 жыл бұрын
There's a case in Indiana where some kids broke into someone's house while they were at work they broke into the garage and raided the liquor got drunk and drowned in their pool. The family who owned the house were sued for millions of dollars for not maintaining a reasonably safe property.
@N.O.Y.B_ok
@N.O.Y.B_ok 3 жыл бұрын
Logic. Exe not found
@elliotville7820
@elliotville7820 8 ай бұрын
Wtf. Those kids are at fault. They're the ones stupid enough to break into someone's property. The owners didn't exactly expect those little shitwits to pay their house a visit
@thatoneguy9666
@thatoneguy9666 7 ай бұрын
How did we become so fucked up as a species
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 4 ай бұрын
​@@thatoneguy9666don't blame all of us, American's are a different species
@thatoneguy9666
@thatoneguy9666 4 ай бұрын
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 nope, we’re all the same species. Good job on the discrimination though
@AWormsPurpose
@AWormsPurpose 3 жыл бұрын
Irelands trespassing laws pissed Qxir off so much he made a sick ass Remix and dedicated 2:00 minutes at the start of the vid introducing and explaining his pirate sex dungeon
@Serjo777
@Serjo777 3 жыл бұрын
Where did you get the "sex" part from? xD
@AWormsPurpose
@AWormsPurpose 3 жыл бұрын
@@Serjo777 A little thing about human nature is that the only way a person can spend that much time on something, is if it’s at least somewhat sexual. Watcha think he’s guarding so heavily? The traps are merely stage 1 of the dungeon, in order to test their might, their fortitude, their gumption. Afterwards is when he really lays into you. Call Zed up, see how far that mace can go. Or he simply builds a big hole and if you fall in, well you fall in.
@852internationalconnect
@852internationalconnect 3 жыл бұрын
@@AWormsPurpose ay i spend 40 hours a week on work and i get no sexual kick out of it whatsover..your theory is lacking
@jimby9723
@jimby9723 2 жыл бұрын
I adore this channel. The delivery mixed with the drawings makes it 100000x more entertaining. Never change :)
@lolno6975
@lolno6975 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: you can legally use a cutlass in the UK as long as you have it in a sheath. Or hide it in your trousers (this is common af btw)
@ntfoperative9432
@ntfoperative9432 Жыл бұрын
Wait, so like as your using it it has to stay sheathed, or it has to be carried in a sheath
@billsmith5166
@billsmith5166 3 жыл бұрын
In the US there are laws that make a property owner liable for trespassers injuries too. Cool.
@mudkipmania5239
@mudkipmania5239 3 жыл бұрын
same here in the UK its crazy
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
@Cpt_Boony_Hat 3 жыл бұрын
This case angers me and I know we are one of the more pro defense of property nations
@citymorgue8462
@citymorgue8462 3 жыл бұрын
Dont have to pay for injuries if they belong to a corpse.......unless you have to, then that's gay
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
@Cpt_Boony_Hat 3 жыл бұрын
@@citymorgue8462 Dead men tell no tales
@citymorgue8462
@citymorgue8462 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat But their families do............unless😈
@kcidical8209
@kcidical8209 3 жыл бұрын
“Psychopaths” I feel called out, I’m wearing a flak jacket and a helmet right now.
@AWISECROW
@AWISECROW 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a double chin though?
@Gasmaskmax
@Gasmaskmax 3 жыл бұрын
seething boog larp
@megapet777
@megapet777 3 жыл бұрын
I think you misunderstood. Being called psychopath is the biggest compliment you could receive.
@zephyrna6249
@zephyrna6249 3 жыл бұрын
Im wearing PJs
@kcidical8209
@kcidical8209 3 жыл бұрын
@@AWISECROW yes i do.
@junkequation
@junkequation 2 жыл бұрын
This had me falling out of my chair laughing!! Of course he opened the door and got blasted in the knees by a shotgun trap. The visual demonstration was extremely helpful, thank you!!
@Poodle666
@Poodle666 Жыл бұрын
2 years later and this is still the hardest outro I’ve every heard!
@mikeksp9177
@mikeksp9177 3 жыл бұрын
5:20 Mate, in Serbia defending your house with a shoulder launched disposable anti tank missile launcher is reasonable, if your dog chews the guy who check the water meter after he came in unannounced and you had a sign, you even get to keep your dog.
@darrenmcdonald5373
@darrenmcdonald5373 3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to get him to do a story on Arkan. Same with count dankula he has a series called absolute mad lads and i have been trying to get him to do an episode for months
@vinculaomega5283
@vinculaomega5283 3 жыл бұрын
The Wild West never left. It just went further west!
@riograndedosulball248
@riograndedosulball248 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Brazil i cannot *bonk* an intruder without getting sued by him for aggression. However, dead men tell no tales...
@scunthorpe5513
@scunthorpe5513 3 жыл бұрын
@@riograndedosulball248 in an attempt to reduce violence they've increased it. Incredible.
@Gebruikersstation
@Gebruikersstation 3 жыл бұрын
F... off to Serbia then. Been there, lovely place
@mikeharris6429
@mikeharris6429 2 жыл бұрын
That pirate dungeon concept was brilliant.
@BigDickDamage
@BigDickDamage 2 жыл бұрын
these kind of videos make me love this channel
@lancesecrest7577
@lancesecrest7577 3 жыл бұрын
My friend Cathy shot a man through her front door after said dead man cut her phone line and power. Kilt him and she was totally exonerated. Of course. She lived in the country, also. Alone.
@scritoph3368
@scritoph3368 3 жыл бұрын
Quite different to booby trapping a vacant house. Cutting phone lines and power is something a serial killer would do so of course that is a possible threat to your life that justifies deadly force. Or a very unlucky electrician lol.
@nobodynoone2500
@nobodynoone2500 2 жыл бұрын
You can't exactly call for help when that happens, thats why gun ownership is so important. Hope your friend is doing okay.
@HANKTHEDANKEST
@HANKTHEDANKEST 2 жыл бұрын
Your friend Cathy is a boss. Hope she's okay, glad she popped that sick fuck.
@ddegn
@ddegn 2 жыл бұрын
There's no way a dead man cut her phone line and power. Cathy belongs in jail for mutilating a corpse and then putting a kilt on the mutilated body.
@tomothybahamothy
@tomothybahamothy 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddegn 😂
@greaniebeaniez3070
@greaniebeaniez3070 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the shotgun mousetrap both are very uh effective
@djsalad5752
@djsalad5752 3 жыл бұрын
From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore
@ModMax69
@ModMax69 3 жыл бұрын
Just a trap for a big mouse!!
@onesmolbirb8434
@onesmolbirb8434 3 жыл бұрын
@@djsalad5752i get the reference
@AlmostAzun
@AlmostAzun 3 жыл бұрын
when you hear a gunshot in the night, you can rest easy one way or another knowing that there’s 1 less pest to deal in the morning
@SyrupCraft6
@SyrupCraft6 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the revolver mouse trap?
@Divintyrious
@Divintyrious Жыл бұрын
this just taught me if someone was going to invade my property, make sure they don't leave alive to sue me. thanks!
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
While the idea of setting up traps around my house has it's engineering and Rube Goldberg machine making appeal (I'd never put them outside beyond in front of a window or door someone might try to break in through) I wouldn't do it in case the person breaking in was a little kid or someone with the authority to legally enter a residence while the owner isn't there. That being said, I could see setting up non-lethal annoyance traps like dye packets or malodorous glue with glitter that sprays all over someone.
@darrellcook8253
@darrellcook8253 Жыл бұрын
I've designed and built a prototype super glue, dyed setting agent and glitter gun. It has a 15 foot range where it would knock a chicken off its feet. The next one is going to be pneumatic and after that a CO2 powered one. Then I'll quit and probably throw them away. It's all in the inventing. I waste a lot of my time.
@mann_idonotreadreplies
@mann_idonotreadreplies 10 ай бұрын
@darell cool story bro
@waysidetundra3352
@waysidetundra3352 3 жыл бұрын
Claymore roomba when you leave the house unintended
@SoLDMG
@SoLDMG 3 жыл бұрын
Claymore roomba, AIDS syringe roomba, human creativity never ceases to amaze me
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I leave my house unattended but I try to avoid leaving in an unintended way. Sounds like a kidnapping, in which case it's already too late to arm the roomba.
@dungc6479
@dungc6479 3 жыл бұрын
The model I have is a bit expensive but the RPG-7 roomba really gets the job done
@waysidetundra3352
@waysidetundra3352 3 жыл бұрын
@@dungc6479 bear trap roomba
@batstoast3560
@batstoast3560 3 жыл бұрын
What about the mini nuke roomba?
@FlaccidFella
@FlaccidFella 3 жыл бұрын
"the only thing I would have done different was aim the gun a little higher" I have never heard a better "only thing I would have done different" 😂 man was a true savage
@Mic_Glow
@Mic_Glow 3 жыл бұрын
The burglar wouldn't be suing if he didn't survive. And it would be a missing person case (if any) since he probably didn't tell anyone where he's going.
@traditonalbutt701
@traditonalbutt701 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mic_Glow According to a different video on this subject he had a partner in crime, which is how he didn't die crawling through a field in search of medical attention.
@frank-2martialoffrankoslav151
@frank-2martialoffrankoslav151 2 жыл бұрын
@Lex Bright Raven It Still Is Private Property. Unless the City has Rules Against Neglected, Vacant Homes.
@wasd____
@wasd____ 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, yes, the brilliant strategy of upgrading your civil suit to a criminal manslaughter / murder charge. Always a win.
@FlaccidFella
@FlaccidFella 2 жыл бұрын
@@wasd____ maybe dude shouldn't have been poking around on someone else's property
@smrsmd8522
@smrsmd8522 2 жыл бұрын
Ive used that door jam thing. Amazingly worked.
@CottonBunn
@CottonBunn 2 ай бұрын
I've heard this story before, but I never heard about how both the thief and the homeowners LITERALLY TEAMED UP ON SOME SCUMBAG to sue them. Priceless.
@adamlentz6708
@adamlentz6708 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, as a wise man once said, "Dead men can't tell tales."
@karlandjeff
@karlandjeff 3 жыл бұрын
Dead men tell no tales*
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the last words you hear before being murdered are “Storytime’s over”
@adamlentz6708
@adamlentz6708 3 жыл бұрын
@@karlandjeff you right, i goobed it
@McLovin_2004
@McLovin_2004 3 жыл бұрын
Qixr: makes video about shotgun trap. Fallout Players: Interesting.
@AlexDobbs
@AlexDobbs 4 ай бұрын
Still one of my favorite Qxir videos. :)
@brandonthordarson8257
@brandonthordarson8257 2 жыл бұрын
I live half an hour from Eldon! I've never heard this story before and I would like to thank you for sharing this interesting story.
@LumenArty
@LumenArty 3 жыл бұрын
That remix at the end is by far the best thing this year will ever have.
@explosivefreak666
@explosivefreak666 3 жыл бұрын
An old mate of mine who's a cop once told me : "IF you attack an intruder, make sure hé can NOT testify anymore."... Words to live by...
@maxputhoff1436
@maxputhoff1436 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, a cop that's a violent psychopath? I can't believe it!
@explosivefreak666
@explosivefreak666 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxputhoff1436 Agree 100% mate.!
@Gamer1what
@Gamer1what 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxputhoff1436, yeah! The lives of people willing to put others in danger to satisfy their own greed are really important!
@maxputhoff1436
@maxputhoff1436 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gamer1what Yes, human lives are important. Only a conservative would be evil and insane enough to disagree.
@GregLemons
@GregLemons Жыл бұрын
@@Gamer1what Poor person trying to steal a television, absolutely TERRIFYING! While he's at it he might rape your wife and tie her on the local train tracks running away from the town sheriff! Oh wait no. That's **FICTION**
@huntersheridan3444
@huntersheridan3444 2 жыл бұрын
What a marvelous video, and ended on such a lovely note. As far as defending ones castle is concerned, You. Are. A Pirate!
@Joooonasty
@Joooonasty 2 жыл бұрын
You are fantastic! The drawings are incredible!
@Stage4000
@Stage4000 3 жыл бұрын
"He was collecting cans and bottles from the place. Guess he thought they were interesting." Iowa is a state with a 5 cent bottle and can recycling bounty.
@krazeemunkee80
@krazeemunkee80 3 жыл бұрын
I half expected qxir to respond while being burgled with "What the devil?" *loads musket and grabs powdered wig*
@madduck692002
@madduck692002 Жыл бұрын
Your animations are great. The news headline P.O.S judge made laugh hard! I like the Irish even more now
@nolansomers8458
@nolansomers8458 2 жыл бұрын
Pirate bit was solid gold, thanks for the hearty laugh
@hanschristopherson8056
@hanschristopherson8056 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone breaking into your house and you have to pay them for breaking in
@Clavey
@Clavey 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why you make sure they’re killed
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 жыл бұрын
You can't booby trap your house. Didn't u pay attention to the vid
@Clavey
@Clavey 3 жыл бұрын
Robert Witt I never said anything about booby trapping my house. All I l said was “a dead intruder can’t press charges”
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 жыл бұрын
@@Clavey that's how u have to pay, when you booby trap. Other than that, they break in and you defend, you should be good.
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 жыл бұрын
On the other hand, I'll be honest, and you never know if its true. But a would be burglar fell thru a skylight in someone's house and broke his leg or something and apparently sued. And apparently won. Idk how much.
@YourTypicalMental
@YourTypicalMental 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of love went into making that intro.
@linusgk5042
@linusgk5042 2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather had a car mechanic shop, some of the windows didn't have bars on them, on the other side of the windows there was a 2 story drop to a concrete floor. A burger broke the window and jumped in breaking both legs in the landing. My grandfather was found liable for not putting bars on those windows.
@jamesphennicie3529
@jamesphennicie3529 2 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest videos on KZfaq
@LUNE.44
@LUNE.44 3 жыл бұрын
Where would the events in the first Home Alone movie stand in terms of legality?
@isaacdalton6126
@isaacdalton6126 3 жыл бұрын
Check out the channel Legal Eagle, they have a video going over it
@kos2919
@kos2919 3 жыл бұрын
Well she can act like children making toys out of other toys and household items. On the second movie Kevin can get away for free because it's not his home and there's no witness except for the burglars, that again, no one will believe were outsmarted by a kid
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 3 жыл бұрын
Well, as there is a kid present and it's not an empty home, US courts might decide it was justified. Especially later when the goal wasn't any longer stealing stuff, but killing the brat.
@rhdevelops6023
@rhdevelops6023 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriedrichHerschel Would the parents be arrested for neglect tho?
@kannonball5789
@kannonball5789 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhdevelops6023 well yes, but Kevin would not be in danger of arrest
@JasontheFolf
@JasontheFolf 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: *Breaks into my house* Me with a Tommy Gun: "This is my Chicago Typewriter see."
@happyjohn354
@happyjohn354 3 жыл бұрын
@Lex Shelton05 My friend has one made by Auto Ordinance... You can even get them gold plated... shopkahrfirearmsgroup.com/auto-ordnance/long-guns/tommy-gun/
@4chan98
@4chan98 3 жыл бұрын
@@happyjohn354 *n o i c e*
@user-nx9uc6nr3c
@user-nx9uc6nr3c 2 жыл бұрын
You are beyond w doubt my favorite KZfaqr!
@lucass7961
@lucass7961 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video multiple times I don't know why but it's really nice too play in the background :)
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