Katt Williams Jokes You Need To Watch Twice

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Katt Williams Jokes You Need To Watch Twice

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@kahiauandkeeaola808 27 күн бұрын

I clicked here cuz I saw Salma Hayek fun bags

@Megaqueen84-pu4bg 22 күн бұрын

Like your perverted face..

@user-fk2dm9mj8i 22 күн бұрын

lol I stand by this statement

@3SIXTYPROD 20 күн бұрын

How you can look at something so beautiful an not believe in god is crazy! Lol

@WoodShane 20 күн бұрын

So did I..... 😅

@johnhunter378 20 күн бұрын

Me too, dawg!

@majinvegeta9280 Ай бұрын

They laughed back then when he said he was risking his life to tell those jokes when today that's exactly what's happening

@lalani888blue Ай бұрын

"No... there's no Shaqueena here" 😂😂😂

@shirleyjones8953 6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@sammylacks4937 Ай бұрын

Doesnt matter how bad my day is going , a few min of Katt and its smooth sailing again.

@Ricobaca Ай бұрын

I felt that way about Martin Lawrence in the early 90s. Go watch his if "The Fly" was Black joke.😂

@charlesjazzieharper 28 күн бұрын

Noooooo caaaaaaap......this NINJA BEEN MY THERAPIST SINCE 2008

@wgj0510 27 күн бұрын

😂

@RaymondTorres.49ers Ай бұрын

Kat went from 96 year old for jo biden to 99 years old.😂😂 3min and 56 sec to 4min and 5 sec 🤣🤣🤣

@edyoung6756 Ай бұрын

Katt is such a great comedian. And he's as blunt as a cruise missile. I love this guy. He's got the total humor of Richard Pryor, Robin Williams and George Carlin all rolled up into one giant H Bomb.

@USMCGHOST420 Ай бұрын

"Every episode start with a white man in a boat goin nowhere .... fast as shit" 🤣🤣🤣 👻

@com458 Ай бұрын

His jokes are not meant for idiots.

@chrisfurnier4790 Ай бұрын

Right!? That's because he tells the truth and in ways that's funny af while doing it, showing you the absurdites of the world we live in. Katt been on that George Carlin vibe since the beginning of his career. Liars will try to discredit him from the shadows but most of the people he mentions don't want the smoke with Katt! You know the saying "It's so funny because it's true"? That's what he does but takes it to another level like a few of the greats. Even Seinfeld was based on the whole premise of everyday shit and how funny it is and the absurdites of this world we live in.

@Inspiration_720 Ай бұрын

@@chrisfurnier4790 he didn't reply to that 😂

@chrisfurnier4790 Ай бұрын

@Hotboyonfrench Who? What you talking about?

@Inspiration_720 Ай бұрын

@@chrisfurnier4790 I was taking your side but since you want to act like ah messy hoe at a nail shop go fuck ya mother..... Now dats what I'm talking bout

@Inspiration_720 Ай бұрын

@@chrisfurnier4790 I was actually on your side agreeing with you but you don't too much go fuck ya mother

@garyregan7298 Ай бұрын

I felt the same way as a white man in the 16-man cell with 32 black guys,I had to find some friends quick. Mission complete made it out alive!

@I.AM.JUPITER Ай бұрын

White women and black women don’t have that type of camaraderie. The black woman wants it, but the white woman will always throw her up under the bus.

@UncomfortableConversations7 Ай бұрын

I was always one of the leaders who broke the social standards. I was Kool with all the races even those that was supposed to be racist.lol To this day still is,I see ppl never race!❤brother glad you're home

@wgj0510 27 күн бұрын

😂

@k-growth7204 26 күн бұрын

😂😂

@anthonyrussell7406 25 күн бұрын

But ur farts never made a sound again...................

@MisterMisters-ww6xs Ай бұрын

KATT WILLIAMS IS JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

@USMCGHOST420 Ай бұрын

"Let lil esse walk then!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

@BuckJohnson-fy1of Ай бұрын

The man is in a class by himself. Very well read and a history buff. I feel like he knows what he is talking about. He has adopted many children and when asked why he replied " the Bible tells us to take care of orphans and elderly " the guys a Saint. 😊❤

@moniqueengleman873 26 күн бұрын

His IQ is very very high. Like 199 is what I read. He is smart in every way.

@sherriperkins6035 Ай бұрын

KATT: everything will be exposed in 2024😂❤🎉

@zimmerd36 20 күн бұрын

Yeah buddy!!! 2024 been waiting a long time for these days.

@danielleharper9424 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂seeing Snoop lose it made me spit out my drink a little bit

@user-yc1oh8qm6i Ай бұрын

Never gets old Katt is a true OG .🙏🏾💞🙏🏾

@Stephanie.101 Ай бұрын

“Let the ese walk then!!” “Push it faster ese” 😂😂😂😂

@earlygail 29 күн бұрын

I lost count of how many times I’ve quoted this

@michaelgonzalez2656 Ай бұрын

That lil girl with the wedding dress was hilarious

@gotz2blove 20 күн бұрын

So ecstatic that people are finally seeing how talented & how he always put in jokes what was going on in real life & trying to awaken peeps along the way. This man has never sold out & has been spitting out facts in all his comic performances to keep it real. This is a real G 👊🏽

@ladyneal8145 Ай бұрын

Is she marrying bleach?? 😂 😂😂😂😂

@tqwrd Ай бұрын

Just saw Katt live in St.Louis he had us dying laughing

@elainedargins1573 Ай бұрын

Katt said 2024 he putting it All on the Floor do tell 😂😂😂

@anitaseeram880 Ай бұрын

I love this guy!

@MaticulousGamer 28 күн бұрын

"what you want, a candy or a whooping?" "uhhh, a whooping...!?" 🤣 EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

@treyveonneal9079 27 күн бұрын

The way he talked about shaqs kids was diabolical 😂😂

@tammyderson6547 21 күн бұрын

This man Katt is the funniest out there! Can’t NOBODY MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE KATT WILLIAMS Now we need him to keep us updated with all the people to watch out for! And to make us laugh! Need ya for both Katt

@bierlichen1 Ай бұрын

I love Dave Chappelle. But I'd rather be talked to by Kat because it's funny and true kinda.

@edbrown5665 Ай бұрын

I'm a 5'2" white man and he speaks the truth about short prejudice 😂😂

@Leesaloves Ай бұрын

I subscribed 98 times 😂😂😂

@barbaramohler6895 Ай бұрын

Love this man! Been making me laugh for more years than I can remember! True talent.❤

@LilMissdrea86 25 күн бұрын

Dmx ! “ Nikka why are you hollering?! We’re in a restaurant!! 😂😂 rip X ❤love u Mr.Williams❤❤❤❤

@jwsledge Ай бұрын

Tears are pouring down my face

@aritoomey1901 Ай бұрын

That was a nice 👌🏼 lil "rap" hidden in there...ty for all the "gems" in this message.

@elizaleroux9173 Ай бұрын

Call back we will figure it out!!!! OMG that's so funny.

@lisathomas1622 Ай бұрын

Damn… he made my sorry ass cry. I felt like a black man actually knows me. I am stupid nice like that. I am soooo so so tired of all the fighting. I’m tired of being peaceful… and nice, and giving… and then hearing how i suck because I’m white.. and because I’m a woman, and poor…well sorry shoot me, put me out of my misery already. I’m done.

@ericmoneymosoti3437 27 күн бұрын

Hugs

@Reiki19607 Ай бұрын

He is awesome

@briahaye9340 Ай бұрын

He speaks like snoop raps. Smooth as hell and smart as fu@$

@slypopsracing 17 күн бұрын

"You gave Paw Paw the job man! " sending it to my son!!!!

@winniesworld5359 Ай бұрын

Swamp People is my favorite too!!

@magnetsoldiercephas331 16 күн бұрын

I’m white and I love Katt because he doesn’t put us down he just states facts. I love everyone unless there’s a reason not to. It’s special to have a friend call when in need. That’s a special trust and bond.

@empowerment2enlightenment Ай бұрын

This Guy Is Hallarious

@connordebruler3264 7 күн бұрын

What a professional. Someone yells out his punchline, and he instantly pivots and creates a new one. A master craftsmen.

@user-zv6di7xo5l Ай бұрын

Love this guy. ❤❤

@theriddlerUSA 29 күн бұрын

Katt Williams is my favorite comedian!! ❤

@robertgoslin511 29 күн бұрын

Stay safe katt! Big fan

@gerilewis6062 Ай бұрын

I absolutely love Kat ❤️

@jesseguldenschuh6386 18 күн бұрын

Miss them days

@jimmarobbins8402 Ай бұрын

OMG! he is so funny!

@Kevnon 24 күн бұрын

The amusement park one was hilarious😂

@stevenbledsoe4186 Ай бұрын

2024.....get your popcorn!

@sexysenior8934 Ай бұрын

The legend...Katt Williams...😁❤️

@robertdoss7272 29 күн бұрын

Got me with Selma hyacks huge cans...

@mystrodee7442 Ай бұрын

My man. A real BlackMan!!!!!!!

@scottowens8474 Ай бұрын

He's a REAL MAN. REAL HUMAN BEING. CHILD OF GOD. COLOR IS IRREGARDLESS AND INSIGNIFICANT!!!! THERES ONLY 1 RACE ON THIS PLANET!!!! THE HUMAN RACE!!!

@notapplicable-zn9us 28 күн бұрын

That "Trash Talk" rap song at the end sounds good

@miss.leejackson Ай бұрын

Katt your the bestest and fuggin funny!!!❤❤❤

@JustSwerv Ай бұрын

WE GONNA REBUILD NAH IM WEAK I CANT IM DONE

@_birdie 34 минут бұрын

Dude watching Katt on the teapot ride w just him and the kids too short to go on the rides would actually be freaking hilarious.

@timuryorkart Ай бұрын

Salma Hayek CLICKBAIT!

@ThePankiestOfThemAll410 Ай бұрын

Them knockers got me too ❤❤😂😂

@timuryorkart Ай бұрын

@@ThePankiestOfThemAll410 Seems to be a pattern on this channel.

@ThePankiestOfThemAll410 Ай бұрын

@@timuryorkart I'm extremely disappointed wanted to seem them cannonballs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@robertgoslin511 29 күн бұрын

Oh and where’s Selma Hayek?

@zimmerd36 20 күн бұрын

I was pretty sad about that 😭 I wanted to see her knockers

@prinecleslienabila Ай бұрын

Only two GENDERS

@user-go4im6jz4f Ай бұрын

I just love you😂

@JeanneBurkemills 28 күн бұрын

Love me some Katt!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-df5qs9lr9v Ай бұрын

Too Funny! ❤

@shannonvetrano3431 Ай бұрын

I love Katt ❤

@fourseven2268 21 күн бұрын

Whole else listened to the song about recycling at the end 😂🔥

@tia8007 Ай бұрын

I had no idea recycling was gangster, cool song

@forakermm 26 күн бұрын

The man is a genius. ❤️

@Thedarkravern 22 күн бұрын

trash talk is more than just words 🎤

@soulfulmeangiep8966 28 күн бұрын

Katt is FUNNY AF❤❤

@carolynalexander235 26 күн бұрын

Katt is funny as hell

@jaydpoisonivy949 22 күн бұрын

The DMX part 😂

@jojo2491 24 күн бұрын

Love his comedy and truth

@AnonymousTony016 15 күн бұрын

Wedding dress and soccer boots is a crazy combo 😭🤣🤣

@dellong7959 28 күн бұрын

I’ve really come to love Katt Wms.!!

@user-wl4ip6lt6z 23 күн бұрын

AYE YO BISH!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@mosesorshi6556 Ай бұрын

How old is Joe Biden actually Kat? 😂

@neiruspatricknjah-cx5nv Ай бұрын

by the end of the show he should be 200 years old 🤣🤣🤣

@divakim206 Ай бұрын

Somewhere between 96 and 99😆🤣😭

@mustaphakhalib Ай бұрын

100 now 😂

@Leeniebean Ай бұрын

Mutha fukking 96 year ole

@ImaGenieinABottle578 Ай бұрын

1,005 years old bc

@moeletsimokhahlane1809 Ай бұрын

Joe's age kept going up

@Robert-zv4qu 12 күн бұрын

Click bait, but i laughed my a** off. Katt is my favorite comedian hands down.

@brentnicol6391 24 күн бұрын

Best comedian ever.

@gregoryuk Ай бұрын

Forget this sh!t Mamma aint messin.

@DavyJones-dd4it 21 күн бұрын

I've known him 4 2 weeks he wldnt do something like that😂😂

@zinashepherd3261 21 күн бұрын

Hand out trash bags to homeless people. Waist management won't pick up if it's not in a trash bag, so remember getting it in a bag

@jasonalexander9527 16 күн бұрын

He's right I love my Caucasian brothers and sisters🎉❤😇🌏😎👍

@sandrastone5847 5 күн бұрын

Wait for it…

@dellong7959 28 күн бұрын

I totally agree with the Biden jokes .. ppl LEAVE PAW PAW ALONE!! He’s doing the best he can at his age! Remember who we had to choose against .. Anna I firmly believe the country needed a freakin break from that OTHER CHOICE!

@TonyTony-wm7ye 19 күн бұрын

Why did I watch this with a tooth ache 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hurts to laugh is freaking funny ❤❤❤ that

@princetoe7691 26 күн бұрын

Kat is the 🐐 ♑️ 🐑

@zimmerd36 20 күн бұрын

May 11 ill be seeing him in Grand Rapids, Mi. Been one of my favorite comedians for years now!! Now hes punchin the Illuminati in the face!!

@vinsonmccants1128 18 күн бұрын

I swear that looks like Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson @8:29!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@matthewmoyo9594 14 күн бұрын

Ugh candy ugh chicken 😭

@roykelly5486 20 күн бұрын

share 4ward love for self & others:)

@GotSomeNeedMore 17 күн бұрын

Awww shucks, thought the joke was about Selma....plus I saw the Almond and Joy

@GoldenBoot999 19 күн бұрын

We’re gunna f’n rebuild. 😂😂😂

@gingersnapps 25 күн бұрын

I feel kat has never really had a white friend! I'm white and I would be asking a million questions about why I need to pick someone up at jail hell nah prank caller prank caller!!