Someone did this to me once and I went to the server, paid my portion of the bill (with a huge tip for the inconvenience of him being sat there figuring out how to pay) and left him there. He messaged me later, angrily telling me that he had to sit there and wait an hour for a friend to come and pay his bill. Asked him how he thought that was any of my business and never spoke to him again. 🙄 He tried it.

Ladies NEVER tell someone you live alone. Stalkers are real.

this guy wasn't looking for a date. he was looking for a victim.

I had a guy act like he forgot his wallet at home and I said well hold on I have money in my car then I drove off 😂🤣 he called me later and said what happened I said what happened to your wallet

He was pushing your boundaries various times and preying on your kindness which is a HUGE red flag. Smart move to walk to a different apartment.

The fact that you told him that you want to walk home alone and he didn't respect that is so disturbing to me...

That wasn't a date Kelly. That dude was testing you. Exactly why he's single. Im glad he paid you back. But goodness. Thats horrific lol

A lot of these guys these days want a mama and not a girlfriend or wife anymore...too many dustys and that is any age which is truly sad.

If he would’ve really forgotten his wallet, he should’ve offered to Venmo on the spot. I think you’re too nice. I would’ve paid for my drink and left him with the bill.

It's time to expand your dating app bio with " 0 tolerance for you forgetting your wallet. I am Kelly Stamps, not Food Stamps"

CRUSTY!!!!! MUSTY!!! DUSTY!!!!

I live alone, but my brother just got out of jail and is staying with me until he gets back on his feet- 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Never tell someone you live alone because they’ll only take advantage of that

"It's not healthy for me to keep humping every single object in my apartment !" i screamed that part took me out!! LMAO!!!

"If Michael Jackson is dead, still releasing hit songs and I can't get a text back from you" HAHAHAHA that was gold

"Do you live alone?" *avoids question" "So were your roommates excited....." HOLD UP. Nope. I'd be gone. Not only is that disrespectful to my choice of privacy, it's creepy and manipulative as HELL. Dude's up to NO good.

I think you met what is dubbed a “hobo-sexual” a person who typically uses online dating apps like tinder and bumble in hopes of finding a place to crash or a free meal.

I’d say “you left your wallet? That makes two of us”.

At the restaurant after he tells you he "forgot" his wallet: You: "Excuse me server, could we have this on separate checks please?" Puts money down for just your portion. Looks at date, "sorry you forgot your wallet. Maybe they will let you wash dishes for your meal? Good luck with that. Buh-bye."

Men like that who ask early like for a first date, “Do you live alone?” have bad intentions. They assume they can do hook up easier because a woman lives alone Edit: someone said maybe the guy just wants a couch to crash on. -----whaat? You will allow a stranger that you just met to go to your home to crash on the couch? Usually if you let those type of men go to your place, they'll make a move on you or will think you want something. very rare that they will just sleep on the couch

Him: “I forgot my wallet” Me: *goes to the “bathroom” You deserve better, Kelly. Your tiramisu prince is out there.

I’m always like “I’m so lonely” but then I watch these videos of men treating women like trash and I’m like “oh yeah that’s why”

That was a predator, they never respect boundaries.

These guys are testing the boundaries. This could have ended badly. When men constantly try to push when you say no its creepy. No, I don't want to eat, no, I don't want to go out to a restaurant, no I don't want you to walk me home. No.

I hate when men ask if I live alone. The way NY rent is set up the homelesssexuals are always trying to move in. Winter is coming!

There is nothing wrong with lying to a stranger- especially to protect your identity-- you don't owe them anything

They have been trying that “I pretend I forgot my wallet to make sure she’s not a gold digger” trick forever. Fool, you have to HAVE some “gold” in order for someone to dig it! Trying to follow you home, trying to force a kiss, overpaying you later to try & “buy” your attention: Boy, byeeee! ✌🏽

That’s why I’m single and celibate sis. Best decision i ever made

I would have said, "fuck, I forgot mine too!" 😳

Disgusting. He charged you for a date he begged you for? Men like this deserve nothing. Absolutely nothing.

He decided not to pay when he realized sex was not on the menu.

"Eating like a wombat" and "my heart fell into my arse"😆 This is why I've decided to get great pets, have a few quality friends and embrace singledom it's been so incredibly liberating!😊 Take care out there...

Kelly: "I don't have any roommates. I live alone." Me watching: "Girl, NOooOoOoOoO!!"

Red flag: he didn’t respect what you invited him to, which was a walk. No no no. Full stop there. Blocked.

Two questions I don’t answer but am asked often by male strangers: 1) what do you do for a living 2) Do you live alone. If keep asking, it’s clear they don’t respect my boundaries and I shut down.

I would have said: "What a coincidence - I forgot mine too!" and then walked out.

Lol... This story is mortifying. I am mortified

My answer when men ask if I live alone is “Why, do you need a place to live?”

Men do this. I had a guy say he left his wallet AFTER eating. I paid for him and myself. I blocked him on everything and never spoke to him again. He made no attempt to pay for anything.

I was dating a guy for like a month, I paid for most of our dates- he paid for fast food a few times. He had expensive taste when I'm the one paying... it was never a "normal" place. He never said thank you or seemed appreciative.... one night he suggested I come over and we go out on a date because he's hungry. HE suggested that we go to this Italian place he always wanted to try.... this dude was ordering double patron shots and everything, I was under the impression that he was treating ME for once.... the bill came and it was like $200... it sat at the table FOREVER.... til he said he forgot his wallet in his car. I was like "um ok...." kinda gave him the "well go get it vibe" the bill sat there for a long time again until he finally got up to go get it. I don't think he even left a tip. I decided to end things with him not because he was "broke" he was straight up hustling me.

If this ever happens again, walk out as soon as he says he left his wallet home. Dusties are being financially supported using these scummy tactics. The rest of us are out here struggling to earn a salary while these dusties get money, food, clothes, housing etc from other people's hard work. No one needs to know what you do for a living or if you live with anyone. Men ask my living arrangements and now i ask "is that your business". Do not be afraid to be rude.

“This venmo request is almost as sloppy as the way you eat” 💀💀💀

I don’t pay for food. I’m not sure why I would be expected to. Lol. I’ve never had these experiences, and I never will, because the men I date have careers and common sense.

Something similar happened to me: I take him to a show I bought tix for, we go to dinner and his card is DECLINED. A couple days later he messages me to say he doesn’t thing we should have a second date. I say, “That’s cool.” This guy… he genuinely acts SURPRISED that I didn’t put up a fight… like I should have been upset or something 🤦🏽‍♀️

From a guy's perspective: she dodged a MAJOR bullet. him "forgetting" his wallet was already a big red flag, but him following her home and trying to touch her was straight stalker activity (this is where pepper spray might come in handy). in my admittedly limited dating experience, i almost always split the bill on dates. but on the few occasions where i did pay for the date, i never asked for the money back (even after getting ghosted). that makes you look broke AND petty. especially the fact that he paid her back and THEN asked for half back. i've never seen anything like that in my life LMAO

You did nothing wrong. The fact that he had the audacity to go out without his wallet is just plain stupidity

When asked "do you live alone? " question, I reply by saying "with my entire family" to see their reactions:))))

the fact that having dinner was his idea and he knew he didn't have any money and already had in mind he'll pay next time...assuming that there would be a next time. This whole thing is mind boggling. So many things wrong

I hate that as women we feel bad for standing our ground, saying no, or even being rude to persistent men. We are too accommodating even when it’s at our own expense.

now I'm confused why he wouldn't have just venmo'd you immediately if he genuinely "forgot" his wallet lmao this date sounded so strange, sorry you had to experience that!

Thank God I’m married to the love of my life. It seems like single life these days is scary AF

I actually had a first date with a girl that paid. She ask if I wanted to go get some food. I replied with no sorry, I have no money on me and I'm just getting off work from a new job. She ask if I ate today and said no I actually didn't and offer to buy me dinner. I was a lil shock but also I showed I appreciated the jester. We where in a relationship for 3 years. But yeah...you definitely was played hun...

his audacity to think that there will be a "next time" 💀💀💀

My bestfriend and I regularly play pool at a hall/bar and if men ask to play a game or two we usually do. We had two drunk guys ask us once and when they realized we weren't going to leave with them, they took off. The server came to give us the bill and we both hadn't drank and there was 100 plus in booze. She said the guys said they were with us before leaving. I said oh, hell no. Before they took off, one of the men gave us their phone number so if we "changed our minds" we could stop by. I put the phone number into Facebook and it popped up his profile, photo and all lmao. I screen capped it, texted the guy the screen cap saying I gave his information and phone number to the waitress and that they had a day to come pay the bill or I'd leave the info with police. They came back to pay the next day. Scumm arses lol

This is the condition of modern men and women. Truly end-times stuff.

"I felt my heart sink into my butt" the humor is SPECTACULAR Also when I heard "do you live alone" that's a HUGE red flag, this could have gone very badly... Glad it came out to be an entertaining (though frustrating) story

Kelly please be careful the hobosexuals are in full bloom. It's getting cold in the city so they are trying to latch onto a woman for the winter. Also, please get comfortable lying in order to protect your boundaries.

“Maybe he’s desperate, maybe it’s maybelline“ 😂😂😂

*smacking, eating fish* "This is so light!" *knowing he left his wallet*

3:17 “maybe he’s desperate, maybe it’s maybelline” Idky but that caught me so off guard I had to pause and laugh 😭

When he requested to go eat after you clearly stated you weren’t interested in eating then I would have said, “You enjoy your meal and I’ll continue on with my evening walk.” The end. He is either very dismissive of anything you said or wanted, or he is dense. Consider this as an exercise in knowing how to smoothly bailout early.

Kelly Stamps will someday find her Kevin Envelope, until then... don’t settle 👁

Guess I'm staying single if this is what dating is like. Anyone selling cats???

My mother taught me to never let a casual date pay for OUR dinner. I always, always split the bill because I hate the feeling that I own them and men LOVE to make us feel like that. So if I eat, I pay, If you eat, you pay and end of story my dude.

He's still a boy. A man would have made right to his wrong especially in the presence of a Queen. Your Tiramisu King is out there. Don't settle for anyone less.💕

I know a KZfaqr that tells people she “works with google”🤣

I like to ask "What industry are you in?" It is specific enough to talk about it, but vague enough for everyone to feel comfortable.

I was at work ( opening boxes and putting stuff on the shelf) and I was using my Bose earbuds listening to your story time videos, I enjoyed listening to your experiences...I hope you continue to make more videos so I can listen while I do my very boring job. Thanks for sharing your story time💜

Sometimes, at the beginning of stories like this, I almost feel ashamed over the fact that I never make any effort to interact with/meet new people in any capacity. But eventually I start to realize how much I'm spoiling myself by not having to deal with the idiocy of humans lol. Like I can't believe the person in this story actually even exists in real life 😂

When he said the “I forgot my wallet” line. I immediately thought “we live in a generation of cash app, Venmo, payPal and Apple Pay. Thats no excuse!!! Lol

Lowkey sounds like he was homeless

Part 2 had me DYIN'. I need to follow this woman. This was too good.

"this sheep ottoman has seen everything" what a good boi

You fed the homeless, you did a great deed! 🤣🤣

I love the way she delivers the story

You should have let him go to the restaurant alone, he knew you already ate.

I found the him following you home more creepy than not paying.

This was so disturbing. You told him before you guys met up that you didn’t want to eat, but he had the nerve to not bring his wallet and then, tell you to order food when you’re not hungry AND make you pay for everything? I guess it’s cool that he paid you back, but why would he ask for half when he ate your fish and chips?! Such a creepy guy.

I love how she wears the same outfits in the story! I love her storys

“eating like a wombat” 💀💀💀. I love that description almost as much as your spatula bit.

Sounds like he was trying to see if you were a gold digger for the money he doesn't have

Moral of the story: Don't do shit you don't want to do and say no fluently as desired.

OMG I’m a new fan and just seeing this - so sorry this happened to you! I am glad you shared this story with us all.

Omg you’re HILARIOUS I cant, just gold

I'm old and probably old-fashioned. However, speaking generally, men are losing their ability to respect women. Your story supports my theory. He seems to be playing the system, looking for a physical event rather than a lasting relationship. There's no respect in that. He's not thinking about your personality or interests or whether or not your like tiramisu. Looking for intimacy before the relationship is backwards. The intimacy will never last if the relationship hasn't been developed first. I have actually worried that you might be lonely. Take care of yourself. So many KZfaqrs get successful, and then their lives get messed up. Save your money, develop a career outside of KZfaq, give to a worthy cause. I'm happy for you, that you've had so much success. Your personality is so fun, and your humor so unique. You have inside of you what is needed to succeed at anything you choose. As far as relationships go, may I suggest getting involved in some group like you ice skating group. You'll find friendships within the group. You'll be more likely to find a relationship within the group of friends than online. For example, I went to a college where I knew no one. However, I joined the college marching band (nerd alert!) and I had an instant circle of friends. I eventually married one of those friends. And 37 years later, we're still in love. As I said, I'm old, and the dating landscape is totally different nowadays. However, building relationships hasn't changed that much. We are all still humans looking for someone to share our lives with, just as you said. Good luck and God bless!

It’s the “eating like a wombat” for me. Dead 😂

That’s exactly what I translate to “what do you do for a living” question immediately. How much do you make and how much respect I am going to give you. When someone asks me that I’m instantly turned off.

I am so glad KZfaq algorithemed you in my recommendations!

“This is why I stay at home where nothing ever happens.” This just sticks with me, because I feel like 2020 made me into an introvert even more. I don’t know, but I really am excited to watch the new Stampede video.💙

Us women have to stop being scared to be assertive . When we feel uncomfortable we need to leave at that moment . Standards and boundaries are necessary. Men know that we’re naturally vulnerable . Lesson learned .

“Daria Goes On A Date”

I never laughed SO hard while watching a KZfaq video. 🤣You are a gift. Keep on giving, lady. ✨

Him: I forgot my wallet. Me: No problem, I’ll handle it! *walks to waiter* “Split the check, I’m paying for my $10 meal” *leaves restaurant and leaves boy with HIS bill*

This guy actually sounds like the worst ever. Run away so fast.

"My heart sank into my butt"😂

This was hilarious! I love your personality! 😂

“Of course you had a good time. You met your suga mama” 😂😭

“And I am never going outside again.” Same girl, same.

Idk how this popped up on my feed but you are sooo funny and gorgeous as well. Keep this coming! 😂

If that happened to me I would also “forget” my wallet at home and say “oops sorry I only have a 10 dollar bill that’s just enough to cover my fish and chips.. maybe u can work something out with the restaurant” 🤷🏻‍♀️ and leave