“Are you a creationist Kenny?” “No I don’t like fossil fuel” 😂😂😂

It's so interesting to see how much different parks were, there's a certain charm that no modern park can replicate and probably couldn't if they tried

Knoebels is secretly the Greatest Place on Earth. Glad to see it getting the love it deserves!

this vlog was unnecessarily unhinged. i love it.

The excitement in your voice when you saw that dew 😂

They did my dude Kenny dirty for going on by himself 😂, Such a trooper and a champ, and great to see some Love for Knoebels. Also the pirate shooter was my favorite

A free theme park? Good grief, that’s amazing!! Love your idle chat, Kenny. You are so entertaining🌸

Hey I don’t blame you for picking a song from the 80’s to write about!

I love what you do

You're not by yourself, Kenny. We're all with you haha

Man... Knoebels looks like such a lovely park. I would absolutely visit if I had the chance to. Honestly, the old-timey music from the organ and carousel made me want to play Roller Coaster Tycoon or something XD

Glad you got to experience Knoebels for the first. Its a great amusement park! Hope you get back there soon

I’ve always been so curious about this park! Now I really want to go

Looks like a great day ! Lots of fun. I think I heard a Kookaburra at the end of the haunted mansion which was funny as they aren’t particularly haunted birds haha. Great video !

You are one of the funniest bloggers on KZfaq. “I’m at an outdoor amusement park charging my EV an hour before it opens. Who’s the loser now?”

Love this. I always thought I was misremembering that theater thing. I remember doing it at Dorney as a kid but have seen at Knoebels as an adult. I’m glad I’m not making it up in my head. Ha! I just love this park so much!

what a beautiful park!! i would love to visit one day ❤

20:37 watch Kenny experiences the five stages of grief, in order, with this Dew machine.

#kennydontknowknoebles is there a way to show us the oldest rides first and work your way to the newer ones. I'm very fascinated buy how they were able to adapt to modern tastes to stay in business.

Knoebels is my happy place. Specifically The Phoenix 6 years ago it's kind of slow there on a Tuesday and rode the Phoenix 23 times in a row.

Was great meeting you there. Hope you enjoyed the park!

28:07 they had that godzilla table at the hotel i stayed in when i went to disneyland paris

#kennydontknowknoebels What was your favorite food there? The ice cream at the mill is a must, but I also very much enjoyed the fish sandwich in the pavilion next to the Phoenix. Also, low-key glad I didn’t have to hear the antique cars.

whoa, a hidden rock!

Knew it would be voltage!!! That was riveting 😂

it is a tradition for me to go to the museum part (annoying whoever i go with) and my favorite part was always seeing the bears! I don't know what about those ripoff disney bears i loved but ive always been obsessed with them. I always had to get picture with them. nobody ive every gone with cares about these bears, in fact most of my friends and family found them scary but let me tell you my shock and disappointment when they were gone last year. I literally called my mom and was like "my sons are gone! someone stole my kids!!" everyone i was with was like "will you let the bears go" and i spent the rest of the trip being like "they took away my bear boys! how dare!" but im glad they are hopefully being stored well and maybe once day i'll get to see my bear boys again!

wait! Kenny you gotta come back at least once for halloween! i think Halloween Knoebels is so much fun! They do some really cool stuff!!

I feel like most of the scariness is missing when you’re an adult who just goes on it. It’s much scarier when you’re a child who’s been CAJOLED onto it by a trusted adult

That 12 year old skeeball player is ME I SWEAR cousin Ben ask me anything about our family so I can prove it is me Ryan Y. Btw I’m 13

We had a "Brass Ring" in my town growing up. Looked a little bit different on the insides, if you know what I mean.

#KennyDontKnowKnoebels I've been to Knoebels so many times - have you ever gotten the brass ring? It evades me to this day. Also Kenny, what did you think of Black Diamond? I feel like it's the best of both worlds between roller coaster and dark ride. (Fun fact if Dan didn't already tell you, it started out life at Morey's Piers in Wildwood NJ! Though not as a cool dark ride, just an average coaster. The Centralia portion makes it for me.)

If you love theme park train rides, youll enjoy Dollywood's train ride.

20:56 aww, sad dew man moment, after so much excitement too .. will you be okay Kenny? 😁

23:54 guys 😂😂😂

#kennydontknowknoebles What was in that skull cup I must know It looks cool

#kennydontknowknoebles What’s the best part of the park? Also has Kenny tried the energy Mountain Dew?? I saw it at Walmart the other day.

#kennydontknowknoebels How old were some of those tickets used at the park? How does Knoebels make enough money for the upkeep of the park. Definitely not complaining about the price, but I’m definitely curious as to how they make a profit.

Kenny have you tried the Mountain Dew purple thunder that’s exclusively at circle k? It’s my new s tier!

23:34 uh oh, Disney Dan just got full (first) named, ruun!!

#kennydontknowknoebels are there costumed characters / meet and greets in the park?

So original and voltage are s tier. What tier is the summer freeze one?

#kennydontknowknoebels is knoebels better than hershey park?

After this first historic visit, Kenny changed his name to Knoenny. #TrueStory

Home 🌭❤

#kdkk how many potato cakes do they make every day? Also how many could Kenny eat in one day?

#KDKK are you sure you pronounce the K in Knoebels? That bothers me.

#KennydontknowKnoebels Did you ride Flying Turns & Phoenix? If not Dan and Ben need to be arrested 👮‍♂👮‍♀🚔ASAP for not persuading you to ride those classic gems.

Welcome to Hell, Kenny

First

Regrets, I've had a few. Also some regerts, but I don't want to talk about those. The first regret is not choosing a career that would allow me to afford an EV. Stupid teaching degree. Stupid wanting to help the future generations. Big mistake. Big.