Fun fact: They measure the viscosity of the ketchup to make sure humans can outrun it. That way, if someone put to much on their burger, they can get to safety before drowning

Wow, they finally made a sequel to Pasta

"Ketchup was too fast" Classic

I honestly love this new game of predicting and counting how many human jobs are shown in How It's Made

“They’re paying the robots more than the banana people,” dunkey unintentionally correct

My kitchen is filled to the brim with cases and cases of bananas. When I'm ready to eat them I flood the room with ethylene gas for some reason.

"How to make ketchup" "Start with 90% of already processed ingredients and mix them, done."

"We're paying the robots more than we're paying the people to make these bananas" Kinda sad tbh

The red liquid put in the bubblegum is actually the heinz ketchup that moved too fast.

I love how he stops the bubblegum video just so say "that's true actually" confirming that we can, in fact, trust what this woman says

Dunkey realizing when he sold out to the same company that made his mustard is the same one that made ketchup is a perfect example of Heinz-site being 20/20 Edit: it's been a rough year and I just want to say thank you to everyone for the likes and feedback. Seeing all those likes is a cite for sore eyes.

Chinchillo Editing Solutions has been killing it with these highlights lately and I love to see it.

I’m pretty sure the secret spice in ketchup is cocaine

_I'm digging this chilled Dunkey content_

Imagine sitting in a room for 8 hours, doing nothing but sniff olive oil.

Damn, pasta was so good that they really made pasta 2.

"We're paying this robots more than we're paying the people that make these bananas" -dunko

2:26 I love the part when she is measuring the viscosity and it shows clearly 9,5 and she said 10,5

the "olive oil" speed test fucking killed me 😂😂😂

I was ketchup in a past life. This really resonates with me.

Factories in olden times: "we need these children's tiny hands to reach inside the machines, we expect that only a small percentage of them will be horrifically maimed for life." Factories in today times: "this entire factory is operated by a single guy who changes the wheels on the gum squeezer every 7 hours and presses a button and that's his whole job"

Ever since middle school, I've had a Pilotwings Resort cartridge in my backpack. I cannot leave the house without it.

This is absolutely hilarious and your commentary is perfect. You start with ketchup, and end with scathing visual critiques of robotic automation AND the exploitation of cheap foreign labor.

Dunkey: There were slightly more than 40 The video: Approximately 3 billion bananas

I remember this stream, people were LOSING THEIR MINDS over these predictions. Challenging Dunkey's calls like they had their kids' college tuition riding on the bet.

2:35 They're so worried about the viscosity in the factory, but they don't care if the first squeeze is water when it gets to me.

I actually work for Ketchup and surprisingly dunkey got the secret spiced absolutely right

I live near the Heinz factory and all the road signs nearby are shaped like the Heinz logo

Breaking news: ketchup involved in speeding scandal. Ketchup police claims the suspect was dangerously viscous.

Dunkey seems really wholesome on stream like a babysitter

Worked in produce at walmart for a long time and I can tell you there’s 40Ibs of bananas in those retail box’s and a banana is about a half a pound, so at least 80 per box ( also there stacked two high in rows of about 4 with about 5 bananas give or take per bundle, which also checks out ). At 9:06 there is roughly 9,600 bananas on screen.

"This is like daily chores at Dr. Robotnik's house." - Gex

Uh oh Dunkster just might have gotten Heinz in BIG trouble revealing their secret spice includes Kraft cheese powder.

"We're paying the robots more than we're paying the people to make these bananas" -Comrade Donkey

Dunkey: I can’t watch, I should be playing pilotwings! Also dunkey: continues to watch ketchup video

Bro i cant wait for them to come out with pasta 3. Pasta 2 has gotta be one of the best sequels ever so they proved they can make the magic happen again.

I love you dunkey. Thank you for always being there and filling the cold empty nights with a special kind of one-way companionship that makes life just a little more bearable. Things aren’t so scary when you can laugh.

5:52 fuck not the serial petters

I'm still dying at the poster falling off the door

4:50 A woman actually died after she fell into a mixer full of hot caramel. Just imagine drowning, burning, and suffocating while being disorientated by the mixer all at the same time?

Dunkey learns quality assessment of ketchup

“What if someone falls in there, they’ll be stuck for life.” Gee, we don’t want anybody getting stuck in there.

I can't think of anything to eat ketchup with, besides nuggets and fries. Whenever I buy a bottle, it's left in the fridge for atleast 6 months

Seemed like a chill stream you watch when you’re high. And/or not high.

3:46 The dentist bubble gum conspiracy is actually pretty convincing

7:10 That gasp is everything I love about dunkey

In 11 days ketchup will outnumber humanity

Dunkey it's me from the Mustard company. Thank you for selling out to us we love you dunko!

I'm loving you releasing your stream content to this channel, bite sized stuff I remember from good ole walt. sick edits tho especially with el olive oil ketchup.

Dunkey, it says "Pasta 2" because the mad bastards at Heinz are trying to reinvent pasta!

03:02 "This was the old robots, back in the day. They used to look like people." 😂

3:33 meatballs frog

7:36 that was an INSANE edit!!

When the ketchup breaks the speed limit

The olive oil speed tester is a good edit

0:14 “ketchup only burger” reminds me of my famous “ketchup sandwiches” when I was younger, can you guess the recipe? 2 bread, with ketchup spread in middle

The pilotwings resort soundtrack 😭

ketchup don’t love me the way it should

In Cyberpunk 2077 you can have Pasta 1 or Pasta 2 customization options

1.8 Million ketchups a day is too much. That's at least 1 square ton or something

Suddenly this was turned into a video about fair trade

I for one welcome our Ketchup overlords.

I *LOVE* KETCHUP

Bubble gum recipe for your convenience: Plastic Goats' Blood Liquefied Human Flesh

All the times we were forced to watch these videos in school, & the WHOLE TIME literally all we ever needed was to have Dunkey as the teacher.

5:44 "You need a human to pet the food..... You need a CEREAL PETTER"... I'm dead 😆

Plastic, goat's blood, melted human flesh the ingredients of gum.

I like how the music proceeded to be Pilotwings.

Dunkey is the certified inventor of mustard

I love that Dunkey uses own merch mouse pad! It's a good mouse pad.

The fact I watched all of this and genuinely enjoyed it proves I'm part of the decline of civilization. The fact I'm aware of this and don't really care further proves my point.

I love covering my burger with week old ketchup comprising of salt, turmeric, sand, cinnamon and Kraft Mac and cheese cheese powder

You can never have too much ketchup

The voting about how many people were involved in these processes in real time were wild.

10.5.......within range. Ok Linda, I'll believe you.

3:54 Dunkey："What kind of dentist comes up with that?" Me：that's easy, it's *Crentist*

hey dunkey, you are a liar. You said you would be done with good videos, but here you are being the best streamer on youtube.

"This is like attending the World's Fair at Andrew Carnegie's house." -Gex

0:19 "Just play this game... It's really really nice... Take my advice, Just fly around and stuff. Just play this game... and throw away your tears... forget all you're affairs, just fly around life ain't so dark"

Dunkey... I have now found my dream job. I would like someone to hire me to be a serial petter.

the gum factory is a way to resell old copies of bubsy 3d that didn't sell back as food product

"we're paying these robots more than we pay the people who make the bananas." -Karl Marx

"Somewhere.. there's a burger under there" 🤣

"Oh, that's the dumper." 🤣

Watching this made me realize that there's ketchup in my house right now, that's been expired for 3 months. i guess they only make a bajillion ketchup bottles per day because all the other ketchup they made a year ago is gonna expire.

"We're paying the robots more than these people that make the bananas" a moment of powerful truth in a world full of madness

"so far it's made of plastic and goats blood"

1:19, finally the sequel we've been waiting for. hopeful it won't just be another re-mastered.

I'm loving all these Dunk Tank uploads

8:51 I mean it’s basically slavery

They clearly use Aladdin genie in order to keep up with the demand. only 1% even touches a factory

"somewhere there's one burger under that"

I always believed ketchup was invented when someone messed up pasta sauce with too much salt and said "I'm not wasting my herbs on that"

Marx walked so Dunkey could run

"Excuse me waiter. This ketchup seems a bit fast."

I hate the fact that when measuring the viscosity, it was clearly at 9,5, not 10,5 as the woman said

Never seen this guy before, not even sure what I'm watching, but I'm instantly hooked.

I think cereal is still one of the human specialties

As a fellow funny person, it’s almost frustrating how effortlessly fucking hilarious dunky is.

Nah, that was actually the same banana the entire time so technically there was only one banana.