😭😭😭

"lOoK aT mY 90s" "i bET u dONt hAVe tHe SkiNS i DO" "tHiS sKiN WAs fROm SeaSOn oNE"

@@christopherm4540 ye

lol

I actually always imagined he went to his room to jerk it too price is right episodes

He's an online SJW when he realizes women like cock more than him

@@darkjak224 ...What?

@@codafett lol zoomer

@@darkjak224 You aren't making sense

@@darkjak224 tf you on about?

Right? In real life, either he's lucky and the mom beats his ass or he's unlucky and the dad beats his ass.

that's my favourite bit too

Mine too! 😂😂😂😂😂

“YOU ARE CUTTT OFFFF!!!!”

Every time 😂😂😂😂

Here before 1k likes

LMAOO

what bald spot?

wait he was bald???...yeah you can see a slight sliver @1:35 nice catch.

what bald spot?

A microwave pizza at that! Haha

he gots wings too I think

And drinking soda while they’re having wine😂😂

Wow I’ve seen this like 10 times and I never realized that 😂

@No Se apparently you gave one

Nice catch

Lmao that was perfect. 30 seconds after his mom mentions it to help him relate and he pulls that 😂

looks the other way around

I know, right? Look at how well decorated the room is, he’s clearly been working his ass off to provide

Lmbo😂

Shut up😊

More like being unemployed and not being able to leave the house so he has no choice but to “take care of them”

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

star star hahahahahah

bro if a woman can beat ur ass you are a total pussy

talebutt bitchton not just any woman, a mother, everyone knows moms have that super human strength😂

Who's gonna put up the missing posters? Your family ain't gonna do anything

Idk a traditional mullet can be bad

At first i thought that was going to be the rivalry, like he got the balding white ppl hair gene and stayed bitter forever but i guess not

@@joshtaylor2493 I don't think that's as bad as this combed..whatever you call it.

@@aperson5009 He likely is balding from a high sodium high sugar diet. That kind of food makes your hair fall out fast. Don't ask me how I know >.

😂😂😂 the classic balding

I like the dads confused reaction

Absolutely 💯 I woz in bits lmno

Ernie Hudson's nonverbal response gave me the biggest laugh of this skit!

Way better than any of your skits, that’s for sure.

You should take notes, your skits are shit and could improve alot

@@H.K.5 Lmao

lololololololl

Lol... Not many people picked up on that! 😂😂😂😂 these two are a riot!

Thats a keen detail. It says a lot about the character of the loser older brother, who wont eat what his parents cooked for him because he is such a shit!

Aphro lol wtf I didn’t even notice

Didn't even realize

Its not takeout. Its a stouffers french bread pizza

BHammer With a Fork 🤣

Because you're better than him

well those are the minor details that make the difference

Thats the fucking joke

@@CalebTheSchmuck Is it the whole fucking joke? Or is it a small detail in one sketch?

She wants to roll here eyes 😂

I never noticed that 😂

@@narcisoanasui246lmao same

💀💀💀💀

Story of my life. Got my hair genes from my mom, her dad went bald pretty quickly. I'm not like that guy though.

Underrated comment

@TheCeilingFanCollectorHD hahaa a large forehead

baldness majority of the time comes from your mum's side. Take a look at your mothers dad and have a sigh of relief if you can

ikr, that man is damn talented

Shutttt uppp,your cut off from talking

It’s ok. She’s white

If you do, do it, as our lord and savor JonTron once said, "WITH THE MIGHT OF ZUES!"

When an actor pisses you off in that way, then you know he's quite a good actor xD

I can’t tell you how many times my family has said that about one of my brothers “tantrums”

Oh sure that raises things even more, showing us that way more drama is possible

@@jacksongreene6122 lol 😂

Damn I thought the same thing 😂 Dam he even sounds like Muscle Man. I can imagine him saying “My Muum”

mitchell "muscle man" 😂😂

I just noticed that! That stare says it all hahaha.

👁️👄👁️

👁️👄👁️

oj jordan Yep 😂 6/1/2020

You know it's the other way around 😂

SILENCE FROM YOU!!! XD

YOU'RE CUT OFF FROM TALKING

I bust out laughing on that part...😭😵

kills me every time! im still packin that one. my mom is 80 yrs old, and i don't wanna kill her with me screaming "Shut up Mom!!!!, so the rest of the fam always blames me for killing her. Still in my Dr. Evil future plans, LOL!!!

i was reading the comments and he said the exact thing as i was reading this

Fr 😂

He should kick his ass out for even talking to his mom like that.

LMFAO that got me too

Airbrush?

What does it mean ? For non English bois

@@noah7501 photoshopped

Lmao "ahbub bub!"

I just feel bad for the parents dealing with that kind of son

The acting was so good I hated all of them. Enablers... somebody needed to beat that guys ass years ago.

Cheefus Smith except Michael he is a upstanding citizen

That's how I feel about it too..lolz.

Me too kinda felt really serious

Also, vitually all other talented comedians since that's their job

Word word

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For the last 15 years taking care of mom and dad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol

😂😂😂😂

Bruh I felt that! Haha

It's like Christmas living in Hawai'i. Everything is expensive!!😂

To be fair....its really the same difference and his delivery cheered the room up..

5.4 million views....not funny at all....

Its Hawaii's way of saying "Merry Christmas to you"

Frfr!

Most arent interracial like this though

Mr. Duane Sharpe u ever been in a situation like this?

all good jokes contain true shit

@Mr. ET word

@@seanthomas214 word

More like 😒

I read that while he was saying it lol

Pretty sure the parents were taking care of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom:...😐

Will Metzner that was the joke 😐

Oh yeah.

It's really sad

What family?

Yep.... Had to hide the alcohol from my last Thanksgiving. (He somehow still found it)

This struck me at an emotional level. I was hoping the father would straighten him out. It hurts how the son is more than everything ruining his own life in this way

It was an economy plus lmao

WEll..............don't mind if I ddddoooo............

Well... Economy class, but eh, privilege is whatever you want it to be. ;)

So it’s continental then?

Yes

moved far away to get away from the brother

That’s my parents as well except they don’t care about the dating part, ur either single or married

Join my clan

Its a comedy sketch moron

Ikr! LOL

I replayed that part like 20 times

“SILENCE FROM YOOUUUUU”

@@jamaalsq8134 YOU’RE CUT OFF!!!! FROM TALKING

It sounds like a statement lol

YOUR CUT OFF.... FROM TALKING

Living in the basement gaming lol

Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just gave you your 1000th like

Yes we all watched the video

You died?

@@InfidelProductionz he got better

Hahahaha truth😁😁😁

@@InfidelProductionz yes, i indeed died but i resurrected to post this comment for you to see my friend.

@@alvaroescobar1511 sweet Jesus, it's You! Oh my God! I mean Your God! I mean my Fa...your Father! Sweet Lord! Is that really You?! I mean Him? I mean are You really him? Or You?

dad's face after that lollll

lol

❤❤

That's awesome...wish other siblings were like u❤

Aw, such a great older sibling you are!!

Why not want the best for him and yourself?

😂

Did not notice that

Irony is that elder siblings tend to be more successful, last I heard

@@loxho217 It's funny because no one is successful anymore. Thanks socialism.

@@dragoneye6229 Seriously!? You're blaming socialism for creating the extreme wealth of the top 1% and the following top 5%? Go and really read up on socialism. Travel a little around the world and see, you're clueless.

That was such a great line..

The pettiness bruh

Aaron Hill TV lol

@ I loved that line, and the slurp of the drink afterward was perfect.

Mark S right!!!! I peeped that too 😂😂😂

😂😭

😂 😂 😂

at least

The plot thickens

@@1-2-3-help4 ...or at least to get stickier. 😏

how ?

Tommy Vercity What do you mean how? My mother would slap me out of existence and my soul would be forever adrift in the endless void bro.

Dude hahahahaha

I would be propelled so incredibly fast that I would cause a rip I t the space-time continuum and cause the past, present, and future to synchronize and cause chaos through the whole universe, but it would be a genius plan since my soul, separated from my body, would float outside of time, and I would be forever tranquil, in an ever-lasting state of nirvana.

@@OrangewaveSupreme I heard meditation helps with controlling this amount of anger and violent tendencies. But don't tell her personally, just forward on Messenger.

If you ever say pizza isn't adult food again, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

Mane: I Choose you!! 😂

So u just gonna sit there and bash pizza like that who tf are you

Adult food...

I just meant that he is a fussy eater. Pizza is for everyone. But he has refused to eat what the other adults around the table are eating.

I couldn’t agree more! Narcissism at its finest! That darn rental better be a luxury vehicle!🤬

It would be fine if it was the economy plus though

Ikr

@@austinstewart-garcia1469 No, it's either first-class or I'm not flying.

@@jggoddboddy3828 im sorry but we couldn't afford that either, the rental going to be a prius

Its actually really sad.. :( This happens in a lot of families. But the delivery is genius, i'll admit!

...and then mom takes a big slug of the wine

Cringing

Best excuse to use

frontliner2 my cousin pulled that shit

Yo right 😂😂

Deadass 🤣🤣

MusicalElitist1 WOW! Great job 👍 internet scout police.

You're*

MusicalElitist1 yeah okay 🤣

"right dad"

Like, boy you can't even take care of yourself, watcha talking about?

@@AnnJo-gq8gu Dad: Nigga what?

The dad's looking at him like " It's the other way around you lazy-ass deadbeat sack of shit."

Like they need any help from them. He’s the one with “needs” 😆

Never noticed the Ginger Ale. It’s the “special occasion”/holiday soda, so it’s perfect casting!

Lol, it sho do😭😂😭😂

Lol Dwight

You mean Tobias Funke?

WAZZUP

" I can walk myself and I don't need help" it's in my head for so long loll

* cough cough * MEEGAN * cough cough * 😂

That's what makes him amazing lmaoo

@@a.p.6301 Why are you coughing? There's no context to your coughing. This is the KZfaq comments section. No one's being polite.

Davis Prather like you said, THIS IS THE YT COMMENT SECTION, I can do what I please, we all can 😷 😘

Davis Prather ok boomer

Lmao. Mine is ending in divorce. Im the 50%

J U aww :( sorry bout that love sucks sometimes

@@DailyDoseofShortsVideos thanks. I am over it. He cheated on me . So it's his loss.

@@DailyDoseofShortsVideos 🎵"love can mend your life but love can break your heart"🎵 Message in a Bottle - The Police

The 50% stat is skewed by the repeat offenders lol.

Lololol, meanwhile the parents look healthier than him.

My youngest sister is like that, lived at home most of her adult life because she made crap for a living, then said she "took care of our parents", then got the house. None of us wanted the house anyway (had our own homes), but what a crock of crap. And to boot, she is the nastiest person I know.

I’m only 20 and my brother is 18 but I feel he’s prob gonna be the one that gets married first as he’s far more extroverted so it becomes a question of “will I end up in peele’s situation” and I can only hope to have more dignity when that day comes

The fact you have enough self-reflection to think and worry about ending up like the guy in the video is enough to not end up like him. I am 28 and not married and single. Am I happy about it? No... Do I sometimes feel like a failure because of it? Yes... But I am doing fine in all other aspects of my life. My self-confidence is just so low I've never been able to ask women out on a date. I will pay a huge price for this eventually. End up lonely and die alone. But I am still well educated, independent, with a solid career and do my best to behave kindly and positively towards others. Anyway I hope you will all find partners eventually and achieve everything you wish in life!

@@stevedownie1378 My older brother had his 40th birthday party. I was there with his friends. He had a slide show in which he presented everyone of his friends. It was funny and in a good way. Then my slide came up. It was all about me being single. 'Is he preparing to be a monk or something?', suggesting I was still a virgin, which I was not. Even his friends, who I also know, looked at each other, like this isn't very nice. My brother laughed though. And we wouldn't come to my 40th birthday party with MY friends. He doesn't want to know them. A long time friend of mine told my brother (to thank him) that he was inspired by artists he discovered and he later found out about through me. My brother didn't even reply, giving the look of who the F*** are you.

@@stevedownie1378 I know that it's easier said than done, but try not to feel too bad about it. There's a lot that can be said on the subject, but the short version is that marriage truly is overrated for the most part, and it's "not all that it's cracked up to be". Why do you think that about 50% of marriages end in divorce, and most romantic relationships that people get into fail? How many of those people in legally intact marriages are genuinely "happily married" instead of just tolerating each other? It makes me think of those "vows of love" as meaningless, especially when I think of my relatives who've been married multiple times.

@@stevedownie1378 bro ur 28 you shouldnt get married you are too young, tf

Hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

2:53 for infinite loop experience

He's thinking "who's taking care of who now?"

CheesecakeLasagna “When you’ve been trolping ALL over the world!!!!”

Soooo funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The word "bruh" is literally written across his whole face

He’s like come again nigga?

Dad gives him a "look."

@@jondunmore4268 like I know the hell you didn't fix your mouth to say some 💩 like that! L🤣L

This comment is dumb and useless... but I guess my reply to this comment is dumb and useless also...

@@salihrahman2523 Let's all be dumb and useless!

Yeah, bud

Cousins no doubt

@@damaspiderqueen 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao 😂

United States of Gaming yeah I think you’re on to something...

T C damn your emotions are off the chain lol

Did you skip your medication today?

The hell is wrong with you lol

@@shawnsimonis8126 The fuck Is wrong with you bitch ass loser?

I feel You T C .

Same holy shit this video got in my head big time

Same here

T Stan bruh

@@mohamedchmorra6220 bruuuh

I so noticed that as well!! Lol. Not sure why but i imagine him sipping a kid soda, like grape or sormthign.

@@jeaangulo absolutely, on point hahaha

That’s not normal?😂 I do that all the time

Arpanxd your momma black I guess. See how they used a white woman and not black...

@@falidisu2139 nah, probs Indian

@@falidisu2139 don't be racist KKK

@@falidisu2139 that's a very racist comment. Good job putting your stupidity and ignorance on full display!

i choose front hand

a year ago some guy sued his parents for kicking him out the house lol

Alberto Garcia yeah lol, the bad thing is that he was like 30 and still unemployed

The one's with Hot Pockets are even worse

Yeah I do to

:clap clap clap: Whoaaaaa who made you so judgemental, geronimo

Trolltrace will let you know if your correct call 18009115555 to set up your troll trace account today.

You don't even have to assume it because it's a fact that trollers are as pathetic as this dude in the vid.

Clutch City 😂😂😂

This comment should get way more likes.

@MEGATRON true tho

i guess that's easier than disciplining your kid.

that was my fav part lmfaooooo

I died.

I laughed the most there too. Idk why 🤣🤣

I love how Ernie Hudson body language after he said that Lmaoo

"Sorry bro...them just the facts!" Lmao

😂😭

You know Bob Barker took a turn

if im the father and my son says something like this about his mother, let alone IN FRONT of her, im leaning over and planting a handstamp on his face so hard he forgets his name for a solid 30 seconds. after that ill probably kill myself over the failure of a father i am.. so in short: my son would never say this.

@@obiwankenobi661 big words.coming from a guy who had the high ground. Did you offer Anakin plane tickets and a rental car? No. You cut his damn legs off. But you still loved that bastard.

@@obiwankenobi661 Thinking you can physically assault him would make you more of a failure than anything he would say

That's a great idea😂😂

@Levi Chicwown yeeeesss

That would be lit

I actually heard they may plan on doing a limited series of new sketches here and there, and I'm praying this will be a continuation.

@@iClone316 No way!! Can't wait to see it!