Kidnapped by König ASMR | Call of Duty MWII Roleplay (Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation)

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Jimち ASMR

Жыл бұрын

#ASMR #FPC #MW2 #König #modernwarfare2
Ask and ye shall receive, I guess?
To celebrate the coronation of King Charles III, here is a much-requested König ASMR roleplay (or Konig if you're nasty). If you can pardon the poor excuse for an Austrian accent (verging on German or Dutch sometimes), then maybe you’ll enjoy this - admittedly fan serving - Modern Warfare 2 ASMR where the titular titan König (real name revealed) kidnaps you and maybe uses electrocution to try to get answers out of ya. If that’s yer bag? Anyway, have fun!
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ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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@renesai
@renesai Жыл бұрын
“don’t try to intimidate me” *me looking at him with hearts in my eyes*
@ThePotatoThatSings
@ThePotatoThatSings 11 ай бұрын
Got me kicking my legs and shit
@mayasucks_1715
@mayasucks_1715 11 ай бұрын
FR‼️
@what6874
@what6874 11 ай бұрын
​@@venusflytr4p537bitting, squishing my billow and stuff ❤
@bibi-xd5ol
@bibi-xd5ol 10 ай бұрын
Frr
@lavenderpoof
@lavenderpoof 10 ай бұрын
I knew my people would be here 😂❤
@shadykat6906
@shadykat6906 Жыл бұрын
Konig was mad cause he wasn’t invited to the tea party
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
😭
@Nighty_cutiepie
@Nighty_cutiepie 8 ай бұрын
HAHAHAH LMFAOOOOO
@scarlet7270
@scarlet7270 8 ай бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@You-dont-know-me-dp9tj
@You-dont-know-me-dp9tj 7 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
@LieutenantMiku
@LieutenantMiku 7 ай бұрын
LMFAOO FRR
@user-sp4sn5vd5b
@user-sp4sn5vd5b Жыл бұрын
König: Are you Simon Riley? Me: -Dude, have you seen Simon with boobs?
@Kallmekat_5
@Kallmekat_5 Жыл бұрын
I believe thathe has made bo-
@elmogod954
@elmogod954 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Atlas-.-Explains
@Atlas-.-Explains Жыл бұрын
Yes
@hyomin_live_4_heichou
@hyomin_live_4_heichou 10 ай бұрын
His are probably bigger than mine..and I’m a female
@electronicmusicluvrr
@electronicmusicluvrr 9 ай бұрын
Yes
@2hortcake
@2hortcake Жыл бұрын
3:14 “don’t try to intimidate me” My 5’2 self “I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem
@FrozenFlame1892
@FrozenFlame1892 Жыл бұрын
My 5'0 self "sir. I am the size of a green bean, i can't do shit"
@aly3a869
@aly3a869 Жыл бұрын
Me being 6'11 (like actually)
@glittergamer765
@glittergamer765 Жыл бұрын
​@lovelace ♡ Damn Okay, I'll show my 5' 1" self out from the party ಥ_ಥ
@Goth_milk
@Goth_milk Жыл бұрын
NAW MY 4’11 ASS
@saga_oneil
@saga_oneil Жыл бұрын
​@lovelace ♡ me being 8'5 🏌️🤸🏻‍♀️
@katerose448
@katerose448 Жыл бұрын
König: “Don’t lie to me Ghost” Me being a 5 ft tall woman; “Sorry.”
@miloexogiantrabbit365
@miloexogiantrabbit365 Жыл бұрын
we have the same height girllll
@miraistired
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
5’3 girl who looks like a child 💀💀
@chuni9145
@chuni9145 Жыл бұрын
@@miraistired 5´4 I won u!! 😋
@miraistired
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
@@chuni9145 😭😭
@LocalSimp-jo4ev
@LocalSimp-jo4ev Жыл бұрын
@@chuni9145 I'm 5'7
@MilitaristTurkcu
@MilitaristTurkcu Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would see "torture" and "relaxation" in the same sentence
@dwaekkilicious4938
@dwaekkilicious4938 Жыл бұрын
SAME ON GOD
@user-hs2bi1ln8s
@user-hs2bi1ln8s Жыл бұрын
Konig iskence yapiyorsa ben rahatlarim aga
@lalavinia
@lalavinia Жыл бұрын
​@@user-hs2bi1ln8s DİMİ DİMİ
@Iggykoop
@Iggykoop Жыл бұрын
Same, but I'm here for it.
@derpy_doggogirl3614
@derpy_doggogirl3614 10 ай бұрын
Must be new to the ASMR community then 👀
@Bamu7597
@Bamu7597 Жыл бұрын
23:09 I adore how he clapped when he finally realised i am not a 6'4 man.
@CHUUYAWETRUST
@CHUUYAWETRUST 9 ай бұрын
ffrrrrr 💀
@ghenwhite7912
@ghenwhite7912 2 ай бұрын
SO TRUEEE
@ellies_wife_
@ellies_wife_ Ай бұрын
REAL
@fcnth
@fcnth Жыл бұрын
Ghost wasn't kidding, we really are a rookie who likes to get shot. This is, what, the third time we're compromised?
@FrozenFlame1892
@FrozenFlame1892 Жыл бұрын
Ghost boutta kick our asses for this one
@fcnth
@fcnth Жыл бұрын
@@FrozenFlame1892 Ghost Is Fucking Pissed | ASMR (Soft Spoken British Asskicking for Relaxation)
@FrozenFlame1892
@FrozenFlame1892 Жыл бұрын
@@fcnth would watch
@stormthequeeen2751
@stormthequeeen2751 Жыл бұрын
Like how are we not fired yet 😭
@FrozenFlame1892
@FrozenFlame1892 Жыл бұрын
@@stormthequeeen2751 Ghost probably Or Price Who knows
@tired_soda9781
@tired_soda9781 Жыл бұрын
könig: “you’ve betrayed me ghost” sugar cube: “IMAGINE HOW I FEEL”
@LuckiNPC
@LuckiNPC Жыл бұрын
König: Shut up! Shut.up. I am making my lore...
@CR4ZY_K1W1
@CR4ZY_K1W1 9 ай бұрын
Congrats on 1111 likes
@ghenwhite7912
@ghenwhite7912 2 ай бұрын
@@Partypooper_SiM0nyes.
@toastedtoastontoast
@toastedtoastontoast 10 ай бұрын
Ghost: *talking about how people being your friends and betraying you hurts the most* Ghost 2 seconds later: guess what
@Atlas-.-Explains
@Atlas-.-Explains Жыл бұрын
Me, an Irish man from the republic of Ireland, seeing Konig take the UK patch off the vest: "WHO DA FUCK PUT THAT SH!T ON ME?!"
@ketokeko
@ketokeko 9 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@ampdarts850
@ampdarts850 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stereotypicalbloodhoundpla5068
@stereotypicalbloodhoundpla5068 7 ай бұрын
that’s damn near a hate crime 😂
@FnkyMdnss
@FnkyMdnss 7 ай бұрын
You be like: eww, thanks for cleaning that up for me
@gothmommy
@gothmommy 6 ай бұрын
LMAOOO I FEEL THAT
@nonexistant4260
@nonexistant4260 Жыл бұрын
The idea that I could ever be confused with Ghost is hilarious and oddly flattering
@21fandoms17
@21fandoms17 Жыл бұрын
This would be the funniest thing ever 💀
@miraistired
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
Fr like is a 5’3 girl with rainbow bracelets anything like ghost 😭
@Xbugs.
@Xbugs. 11 ай бұрын
​@@miraistiredfrr
@miraistired
@miraistired 10 ай бұрын
what@@oxycleanboei 😭😭
@Ashbrash1998
@Ashbrash1998 10 ай бұрын
Sees someone without a skull mask and not 6 feet tall; AH you must be ghost!
@veryorangecone5379
@veryorangecone5379 Жыл бұрын
"Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation" 😂exactly what I'm looking for in an ASMR video
@Kalenderz35
@Kalenderz35 Жыл бұрын
Same xD
@rubyb7252
@rubyb7252 Жыл бұрын
at least he has the ✨decency✨ to keep us relaxed and comfortable as he tortures us😌😂
@veryorangecone5379
@veryorangecone5379 Жыл бұрын
@@rubyb7252 he's a civilized torturer 😂😂
@littllucaa
@littllucaa Жыл бұрын
@@rubyb7252 what a gentleman!
@ricchansan
@ricchansan Жыл бұрын
​@ruby b better leave a good yelp review then
@FeminineSoldat
@FeminineSoldat 10 ай бұрын
König: “It will take more than this… peashooter… to kill a king!” Me: “it… has a great personality…”
@cosmic_bonk
@cosmic_bonk 8 ай бұрын
this did make me chuckle, thank you
@qtea3.149
@qtea3.149 5 ай бұрын
WHEEZE
@hyomin_live_4_heichou
@hyomin_live_4_heichou 11 ай бұрын
28:04 König: Your friends, they want you dead Me: *Disappointed but not surprised*
@bakah2597
@bakah2597 9 ай бұрын
Me too bro, me too
@hyomin_live_4_heichou
@hyomin_live_4_heichou 9 ай бұрын
@@bakah2597 Tis a sad day
@TacticalMoose117
@TacticalMoose117 8 ай бұрын
Brooo same
@mentallyillfroggie_uwu
@mentallyillfroggie_uwu 8 ай бұрын
Hey it’s a no-friends party now :D
@Pan-Furry
@Pan-Furry 6 ай бұрын
Real
@imissu1854
@imissu1854 Жыл бұрын
HOW do you know one of my fantasies is getting abducted by a tall mysterious European threatening man in full tactic gear ???
@CatDadOmnitrix
@CatDadOmnitrix Жыл бұрын
Technically Austria is located in Europe, it's on the Eurasian continent
@bbhybris
@bbhybris Жыл бұрын
Girl same
@shoyo3788
@shoyo3788 11 ай бұрын
AS AN EUROPEAN THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY TO ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
@itsgacha.a1408
@itsgacha.a1408 11 ай бұрын
​@@evapruett7338take a moment to think
@civvx
@civvx 11 ай бұрын
@@evapruett7338HELP ME 😭😭
@empressaegyo7829
@empressaegyo7829 Жыл бұрын
König: “There is no need for cruelty, ja? I am showing you mercy” Also König: *Electrocutes Sugar Cube*
@brokenpieces5852
@brokenpieces5852 8 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@NicoleFeilx-tv5ky
@NicoleFeilx-tv5ky 5 ай бұрын
WHO IS SUGAR CUBE, 😭
@bloodred6686
@bloodred6686 5 ай бұрын
@@NicoleFeilx-tv5kyit’s the name ghost gave to us the watcher lol
@alizaa8505
@alizaa8505 Жыл бұрын
Me- how the fuck do you confuse a 5'3 Mexican woman for 6'3 British man? *Electrocutes me* Me-I deserve that
@spellcaster1236
@spellcaster1236 Жыл бұрын
Dude I’m 5’ 3” and I’m Mexican too!!!
@oneofakind.3954
@oneofakind.3954 Жыл бұрын
BRO THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIn/thinkin
@oneofakind.3954
@oneofakind.3954 Жыл бұрын
5,2
@scxxt3r_
@scxxt3r_ Жыл бұрын
THIS BUT IM 5’0
@Not_L0gical
@Not_L0gical Жыл бұрын
This but I’m Japanese
@a_pink_demon3117
@a_pink_demon3117 Жыл бұрын
"... you are not Ghost, are you?" bruh ive been telling u that for like 10 minutes and every time i say it, u fry me-
@LuckiNPC
@LuckiNPC Жыл бұрын
fr tho
@jimxnq
@jimxnq Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo 😭 fr
@chloeengland7162
@chloeengland7162 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ascrinkleyfellow
@ascrinkleyfellow 14 күн бұрын
*_BZZZZZZT_*
@julygranger2946
@julygranger2946 10 күн бұрын
I swear 😂😂
@Ankkanootti
@Ankkanootti Жыл бұрын
König: Do you remember...? Me: 🎶the 21st night of septem-🎶 *gets tased *
@tamakisuoh5328
@tamakisuoh5328 Жыл бұрын
BHAHAHAAHAHAH
@petals1835
@petals1835 10 ай бұрын
LITERALLY ME
@imjustchill5575
@imjustchill5575 9 ай бұрын
do you remember the day in october?🎶
@bakah2597
@bakah2597 9 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHHAA IM CACKLING RN THATS SO FUNNY😂😂😂
@alyssaneeley4372
@alyssaneeley4372 8 ай бұрын
What a Deadpool answer 😂
@PsychopathNextDoor
@PsychopathNextDoor Жыл бұрын
Rookie about to become a second Ghost/König with all that shit they're going through.
@MEI_IsAWAKE
@MEI_IsAWAKE Жыл бұрын
LMAO😭😭
@nazninsultana9248
@nazninsultana9248 Жыл бұрын
Ur usernames are taking me out
@kianaking420
@kianaking420 10 ай бұрын
This is what I was thinking 😂
@PodChklilpp339
@PodChklilpp339 3 ай бұрын
Fr this amount of trauma about to make them the next villain
@sw4mp_c0rp3s
@sw4mp_c0rp3s Жыл бұрын
the little "see you later alligator" at the end- IM SOBBING- THATS ADORABLE-
@mentallydisturbedllama473
@mentallydisturbedllama473 Жыл бұрын
I agree! Though the fact that I said it just after he said 'see you later ' made it so much better. 😭 I was happily shocked when he said it back, haha.
@quillfer.564
@quillfer.564 11 ай бұрын
König: how could I possibly mistake you for ghost? Me: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
@SatanicBloodthirtsyRaccoon
@SatanicBloodthirtsyRaccoon Ай бұрын
The second I read your comment he said the exact same thing 😂😂😂
@eliasagnew3415
@eliasagnew3415 Жыл бұрын
I love how the most replayed part is us being strangled.. its either concerning or funny..
@Tikialia
@Tikialia Жыл бұрын
Oh my god y'all are wild 😭😭
@disasterchild785
@disasterchild785 Жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE 😭
@marshmallowlemons6118
@marshmallowlemons6118 11 ай бұрын
yes
@yeepyeep2001
@yeepyeep2001 11 ай бұрын
WHAT
@disasterchild785
@disasterchild785 11 ай бұрын
@@yeepyeep2001 some of us like the idea of a masked man choking us
@SplishSplash487
@SplishSplash487 Жыл бұрын
This ripped my heart out. Betrayed by Price and Ghost. I went back to see if there were any signs in the last one, if ghost said anything indicating we were bait for Koenig. He sounded like he wanted us to come along like he wasn’t even thinking about leaving us behind. But no one came to save us. We were the scapegoat. Now I am sad.
@brightgold3352
@brightgold3352 Жыл бұрын
Bro and price in the beginning of the last one was talking about us meeting the Australian king like wHy PaPa😭
@SplishSplash487
@SplishSplash487 Жыл бұрын
@@brightgold3352 “why have you forsaken us father” 😂
@honeybun6356
@honeybun6356 Жыл бұрын
Well, he did say "people you know can hurt you the most", so. . . Heh, it's kinda funny if it's just a coincidence
@brightgold3352
@brightgold3352 Жыл бұрын
@@honeybun6356 FR like he gonna say that and THEN betray us😭
@honeybun6356
@honeybun6356 Жыл бұрын
@@brightgold3352 it really makes me think, because Ghost did sound genuine about liking us, at the end too, he did sound like he wanted us to go with him. I have two theories right now, first one - Ghost didn't know about all of this, and second - he is really good at faking emotions. I think that if the second one is true, then damn, it's really cruel, we are just a rookie who trusted them. . . ಥ⌣ಥ He even gave us a kinda cute call sign. . . ಥ⌣ಥ (did I wrote this correctly? I have no idea, English is not my first language, sorry ╥﹏╥)
@khaotickiri8223
@khaotickiri8223 Жыл бұрын
Me after getting electrocuted for the third time: So like, are you and Ghost in a bromance or something cuz i'm getting mixed signals-
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
I love how he called ghost "Mein Liebling" its like how true great enemies have a deep love and respect for one another, like the Duke of Wellington and Nepoleon, Captain Hook and Peter Pan, etc..
@bbear3886
@bbear3886 Жыл бұрын
Dr doofinsmirtz and Perry the Platapus
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
@@bbear3886 Ahhh yes! Of course!
@wendy_cze
@wendy_cze Жыл бұрын
When ????
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
​@@wendy_czeHe says it, 29:06
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
​@@bbear3886 Konig: Ghost? *Takes off mask* Konig: Sugar Cube?!
@cowboy_shripy.
@cowboy_shripy. Жыл бұрын
19:09 reminds me of when your parents would punish you and say “this hurts me more then it hurts you” lmaooo
@miraistired
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
THE TRAUMAA😭
@cowboy_shripy.
@cowboy_shripy. Жыл бұрын
@@miraistired RIGHT
@electronicmusicluvrr
@electronicmusicluvrr 9 ай бұрын
GOOD OL DAYS
@mentallyillfroggie_uwu
@mentallyillfroggie_uwu 8 ай бұрын
AH YES THE GLORIOUS DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD
@hazylittlecherry5423
@hazylittlecherry5423 7 ай бұрын
Me: "Brain...do we like this?" Brain: *"Yup."* Me: "Why?" Brain: *"accent go brrrrr ❤"*
@pwuppai
@pwuppai 11 ай бұрын
könig ; mistaken us as ghost me, a 4'5 ft Chinese girl ; do u want some bingchiling??
@civvx
@civvx 11 ай бұрын
I LAUGHED 😭😭
@Taekanenko
@Taekanenko 8 ай бұрын
JJAJAJJJAJAAJ💀
@sors4r4
@sors4r4 7 ай бұрын
xDDDD
@GordonFreeman2609
@GordonFreeman2609 6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@magesticwanderer9754
@magesticwanderer9754 6 ай бұрын
GOD NO-
@thearchivetapes
@thearchivetapes Жыл бұрын
*König having a monologue* Me: Cmooonnn I’m just a lil guyyy I’m just a sleepy lil guuyyyyyy
@feyr73
@feyr73 Жыл бұрын
While this is definitely 100% fan-service, I can respect the effort you went to, the acting, the voice, the props, the costume, and the absolute quality in both audio and contents. I ain't even mad, this is awesome.
@Hishua-uw8pq
@Hishua-uw8pq Жыл бұрын
It being fanservice only adds to the beauty of it😙 and I agree, this is awesome!
@savvy2114
@savvy2114 Жыл бұрын
I mean yes it's fan service, as is every other roleplay asmr on their page?
@bobross516
@bobross516 9 ай бұрын
service me more LIKE-
@IjulCekko
@IjulCekko 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, this is awesome😄
@toyking97
@toyking97 Жыл бұрын
Hanging around ghost has really changed my humor. @ 4:58 I couldn't help but think to ask for him to do it "harder"
@crAzygiRl-wt5ce
@crAzygiRl-wt5ce Жыл бұрын
Yes OMG HAHA 😂🙏🏻 please! 👀
@ShadowCentaurus
@ShadowCentaurus Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO I swear i like that part too much to be sane
@TacticalMoose117
@TacticalMoose117 8 ай бұрын
I went back and it sent chills
@user-sb3vn4fh9k
@user-sb3vn4fh9k 6 ай бұрын
Кой си че ще ме удряш с ток а
@honeybun6356
@honeybun6356 Жыл бұрын
After that, what Ghost said before about "people you know can hurt you the most" just hits different now, huh. . .
@mase5995
@mase5995 11 ай бұрын
It’s worse when he knows what it is like to be betrayed by someone close to him and yet he betrays us
@Blipbloopblahblah
@Blipbloopblahblah Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how invested I am in this. I've never played a CoD game, but I know them big masked men do things to me... Poor Sugarcube. But also, lucky Sugarcube. He's having the time of his life, for sure
@MeandNata2
@MeandNata2 Жыл бұрын
König kidnapping us. Well, sorry Ghost, it seemed we messed up again. But can you save us anyway....... maybe soon? 💀
@hauntingmisery
@hauntingmisery Жыл бұрын
It's going to be heart-wrenching when we reunite with him and tell him that we believe that he and the rest of 141 had betrayed us
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
I sure hope so! I would LOVE that!
@hauntingmisery
@hauntingmisery Жыл бұрын
@@ausomeaspie Pfft!! Oh my god
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
Well,;now I've seen the rest of it and know we've been betrayed I agree it will be heart wrenching. But I still will be interested to know what Ghost has to say for himself!
@hauntingmisery
@hauntingmisery Жыл бұрын
@@ausomeaspie No doubt, there will be drama
@DeadJosey
@DeadJosey Жыл бұрын
I've already seen like 5 tiktok edits of this yall work fast LMAO
@HaZa917
@HaZa917 Жыл бұрын
Heyo deadjosey!
@finalfroggitapproaches6418
@finalfroggitapproaches6418 Жыл бұрын
Suddenly I miss Ghost relentlessly insulting us and Price gently berating us.. You will be a very wealthy man if you keep this series going. If you bring in Ghost to rescue us, several hundred thousand people are going to be overjoyed (myself included.) *Please* don’t let this be how this all ends. Not when we were hitting it off with Ghost so well, and when Price had been “banging on about” us after the Price video. Please give us a happy conclusion, Jim. Your acting and storytelling has pulled me in too deep.
@Oompaloompa-yb9bg
@Oompaloompa-yb9bg Жыл бұрын
Sugar Cube out there stealing hearts😭
@tkraid2575
@tkraid2575 11 ай бұрын
Fr. Although I'm invested in the new story arc of Sugarcube and König teaming up. Will Sugarcube betray him? Will they have more chemistry than Ghost and Sugarcube? Or will Sugarcube just press the 'fuck it' button and become a merc not fighting for any side because of the trauma of betrayal?
@darkgreenmoss
@darkgreenmoss Жыл бұрын
Me a 5'9 Mexican with a crackly voice: Sí yo soy el ghost 💀
@m.r.9275
@m.r.9275 Жыл бұрын
Yo voy con el Grupo Firme diciendo: Quiero saber que me pasa, Te pregunto “Que me pasa” y no sabes Que contestarme, porque claro, De seguro te marié- *Nos electrocuta otra vez*
@PodChklilpp339
@PodChklilpp339 11 ай бұрын
Literal
@cyberkiufox8078
@cyberkiufox8078 11 ай бұрын
YO
@RE-LAlice3786
@RE-LAlice3786 10 ай бұрын
Yo
@ararival8473
@ararival8473 10 ай бұрын
YO
@rat_lord9621
@rat_lord9621 Жыл бұрын
Nothing more relaxing than getting flashbanged by my favorite pookie bear Austrian King
@miraistired
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
So real for this
@m.r.9275
@m.r.9275 Жыл бұрын
Someone should make a meme out of that one!! Miss you, pookie bear. Oh, oh my…
@rat_lord9621
@rat_lord9621 Жыл бұрын
@@m.r.9275 lmaoo the “miss you pookie bear…. Oh lord” audio? Yesss
@dominiqueisunique41
@dominiqueisunique41 Жыл бұрын
Him: Is your name Simon? Me: Do I *look* like- **gets electrocuted**
@greenhill_studios8257
@greenhill_studios8257 Жыл бұрын
a fellow vine enjoyer i presume?
@dominiqueisunique41
@dominiqueisunique41 Жыл бұрын
@@greenhill_studios8257 You’re a person of fine taste. Glad you understood my reference!
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
Every time a vine is mentioned I gain +10 years of life
@babypotatoee3203
@babypotatoee3203 Жыл бұрын
​@@user-bh4tg2gd1y "One year closer to death!"
@tubbosmith8568
@tubbosmith8568 Жыл бұрын
My attitude would have got me shot
@RinaAudio
@RinaAudio Жыл бұрын
This is so good. The costume is on point and as an Austrian, I have to compliment your try on an Austrian accent Jim. 🤭
@pablodg72
@pablodg72 Жыл бұрын
Austrian accent? 😂
@lyanness
@lyanness Жыл бұрын
@@pablodg72 Yes, and a very good accent at that. 👏👏👏
@CHROME_SQUID
@CHROME_SQUID Жыл бұрын
@@pablodg72Yep!! there is quite the difference between a German accent and an Austrian accent! It’s more noticeable for Deutsch speakers to notice but it’s there!
@SLEEPYboop24
@SLEEPYboop24 7 ай бұрын
“Don’t lie to me Ghost.” My male 5’4 German ass: “mein Fehler.“
@xianonelar6526
@xianonelar6526 3 ай бұрын
*wheezes from undestanding and feeling the same*
@Juggalesus.
@Juggalesus. 2 ай бұрын
Me fr
@Sharkbull4090
@Sharkbull4090 Ай бұрын
You’re German?
@xianonelar6526
@xianonelar6526 Ай бұрын
Nay, but learning it…
@Sharkbull4090
@Sharkbull4090 Ай бұрын
@@xianonelar6526 I love germanssss, I’m literally so in love with German men
@Muted_Mushroom
@Muted_Mushroom Жыл бұрын
I read "kidnapped by Kong" I thought you going above and beyond and playing a monkey
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
You just gave him an idea
@MEHRIN.2
@MEHRIN.2 9 ай бұрын
Lmao
@yourdidit7813
@yourdidit7813 Жыл бұрын
6:50 awe, I find it a little wholesome how he’s trying to make sure we’re comfortable in the seat. :)
@h1s_d0ll
@h1s_d0ll 7 ай бұрын
könig: “pls ghost if you have any respect for me at all stop this.” sugar cube: “i’m not ghost” 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
@AC3WASH3R3B0Z0
@AC3WASH3R3B0Z0 10 ай бұрын
"See you later.....alligator :)" I love this man 💀💀
@Anthophobia
@Anthophobia Жыл бұрын
I really hope Price and Ghost aren’t actually against Sugar Cube, and Sugar Cube is double- crossing König to escape. I’m way too attached to Ghost for König to be right! Edit: you guys in the replies are so real for all that
@brightgold3352
@brightgold3352 Жыл бұрын
FR LIKE I WANT ALL OF THEM
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
​@@brightgold3352 SAME OMG
@MeandNata2
@MeandNata2 Жыл бұрын
I am for Ghost too 💀🖤💀
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
Same!
@glizzymcgrussy
@glizzymcgrussy Жыл бұрын
sameeee :( i’ve rewatched both ghost audios so many times bc i love the ghost x sugar cube dynamic :’(
@trippy_ty777
@trippy_ty777 Жыл бұрын
I started laughing once I realized we were being confused for Ghost because I’m lookin at myself like “Im 5’4” I look absolutely nothing like that man” 😂
@raventhedemon7310
@raventhedemon7310 Жыл бұрын
I am 4'11, i look nothing like ghost 🥲
@Ashterial
@Ashterial Жыл бұрын
Right! I'm a 5'4'' lady and I am definitely not British so Konig confusing me as ghost is funny.
@g7r_wyvern826
@g7r_wyvern826 Жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how that feels, I'm 6'2" while Ghost is like 6'4".
@Danita_sG
@Danita_sG Жыл бұрын
Fr I am like I am a 5'2 teenage girl 👩🏻‍🦼
@arandomhalfpakistani
@arandomhalfpakistani 11 ай бұрын
Like I'm literally a 5'11 pakistani girl-
@jayhackett7240
@jayhackett7240 Жыл бұрын
As a 5"7 little stringbean of a lad who's only resemblance to Ghost is being violently British, I think König needs to go to Specsavers XDD
@Atlas-.-Explains
@Atlas-.-Explains Жыл бұрын
I guess all brits are the same lol 💀
@stereotypicalbloodhoundpla5068
@stereotypicalbloodhoundpla5068 7 ай бұрын
violently british is hilarious 😂
@XRileyPawzzX
@XRileyPawzzX Ай бұрын
Konig not only needs to go to specsavers but also get a Greg's doughnut to quench his hunger
@haileyhowson8350
@haileyhowson8350 Ай бұрын
honestly i’m just a 5’2 american girl so really i have to agree 💀 i thought i was fuckin blind but this guy takes it to a whole new level
@Navirk8
@Navirk8 Жыл бұрын
König in his riddler era
@michiigirl_
@michiigirl_ Жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE PARTS TO THIS!!! THE PLOT THICKENS AND IT IS ONLY MAKING ME MORE INTERESTED‼️‼️
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie Жыл бұрын
Same!
@nazninsultana9248
@nazninsultana9248 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@LuckiNPC
@LuckiNPC Жыл бұрын
YES! WE MUST FEED UPON THE LORE OF OUR ADVENTURE!!
@BLUEWITHERDRAGON1845
@BLUEWITHERDRAGON1845 10 ай бұрын
A part 3 to this series would be good
@KittyWillCutYou
@KittyWillCutYou Жыл бұрын
Him, pulling the patch from my uniform: ".....It can't be-" Me, tied to the chair: "hiiiiiiiiii~ :D"
@BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
HOW BABYGIRL IS ACTUALLY INSANE. SLAY.
@sakuramochi5610
@sakuramochi5610 9 ай бұрын
I LOVE König but I love love LOVE this video SO much more I don’t even know how to describe it! I really love the voice you gave König and I always come back to this often, thank you so much ! 🫶
@its_catherinef
@its_catherinef Жыл бұрын
my 5’6” girl ass: yes hello i am ghost
@Newbii2071
@Newbii2071 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@JoeyV.S
@JoeyV.S 7 ай бұрын
**trying to be intimidating** me: kicking feet, twirling hair, giggling n shit
@Fennily
@Fennily 2 ай бұрын
Me af
@GoreBen_The_Weird_SnakeGirl
@GoreBen_The_Weird_SnakeGirl Жыл бұрын
"Tourtrue for relaxation" Ty so relaxing
@LoganScott1117
@LoganScott1117 Жыл бұрын
He seems polite 😊
@asmradventurer5772
@asmradventurer5772 Жыл бұрын
24:35 only legends can kill other legends. Legends and kings DAMN
@jaedyncouch452
@jaedyncouch452 11 ай бұрын
König:I could break u right now Me:please do König:what did u say Me: O.O
@sAmmy._.19102
@sAmmy._.19102 10 ай бұрын
König : tie yourself up for me Me: anything else bbg?
@sAmmy._.19102
@sAmmy._.19102 10 ай бұрын
2:45 btw
@avanii_bby
@avanii_bby 10 ай бұрын
“you betrayed me” *me looking at you wit hearts in my eyes* - i did what now?
@definitelynot_maddie
@definitelynot_maddie 7 ай бұрын
im laying in my bed, at 1:05 am, my entire family is asleep apart from me and im trying so HARD not to cackle
@LunasGamePlay
@LunasGamePlay Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised we didn't get fired yet because we are always getting shot and kidnapped 😂.
@imjustgay412
@imjustgay412 8 ай бұрын
At this point we’re gonna be upgraded to human shield
@gabrieladomogos6980
@gabrieladomogos6980 6 ай бұрын
​@@imjustgay412 BRO IM GASPING FOR AIR RN HELP- LMAO
@NancyG225
@NancyG225 Жыл бұрын
König thinking I’m ghost Me: a 5’3 Latina with no British accent and is clearly a female “ …. Sir do you need to get your eyes checked ?”
@The_Lord_of_destroying_eggs
@The_Lord_of_destroying_eggs Жыл бұрын
I think he needs his ears checked as well
@Rebecca-330
@Rebecca-330 10 ай бұрын
Fucking same here 😂😂
@haileyhowson8350
@haileyhowson8350 Ай бұрын
fr we ought to drive him to the optometrist and audiologist
@Harris169
@Harris169 Жыл бұрын
Him: Is you're name simon? me: mf do i look like- 💀
@tashibalampkin8555
@tashibalampkin8555 Жыл бұрын
0:13 Aww. He calls us sugar cube. That's so cute.
@Wrench42069
@Wrench42069 7 ай бұрын
That is our military name 😅
@lyanness
@lyanness Жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for the könig. So blind in his pursuit to assume veracity and fidelity in his captured. What took away his passion to make his only passion worthless pursuit? What horrors has he experienced, causing his only joy to inflict pain? I hope that he finds true love and peace one day, precious being that he is. 🌹🌹🌹🌿🌿🌿
@onyx_vi
@onyx_vi Жыл бұрын
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
@lyanness
@lyanness Жыл бұрын
@onyx_vi Indeed. Let me get a coffee to go with that order. ☕️
@myleftnut7032
@myleftnut7032 Жыл бұрын
“I can fix him 😔”
@lyanness
@lyanness Жыл бұрын
@@myleftnut7032 I think that ship has sailed. ⛵️
@myleftnut7032
@myleftnut7032 Жыл бұрын
@@lyanness the ship has sailed so far that it’s rubbing elbows with what’s left of the Titanic
@Anraiboi
@Anraiboi 9 ай бұрын
Bro kidnapped me so he can have a therapy session
@annie_lys6741
@annie_lys6741 Жыл бұрын
(Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation) ah yes, what a good video to listen to while i prepare for a suit and tie event for dinner
@Bu113tW0und
@Bu113tW0und Жыл бұрын
MORE KÖNIG?!?!?!? OMG YOUR SPOILING ME 🤭
@mokomadz
@mokomadz Жыл бұрын
MORE?? HE‘S DONE OTHERS??
@Bu113tW0und
@Bu113tW0und Жыл бұрын
@@mokomadz WE GOT A TEASER AT THE END OF A GHOST ONE 🤭
@jaywellman4667
@jaywellman4667 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE keep this series going. I know thousands would be overjoyed to see Ghost rescue us, and even more so I think people would love to see Ghost go ballistic on Price.
@jordanwhittington8263
@jordanwhittington8263 9 ай бұрын
BRUH THAT IS THE BEST IDEA 😮😮😮😮
@samwardbound
@samwardbound 7 ай бұрын
this man is godzilla and i am built like a hobbit this is simply UNETHICAL 😂
@samwardbound
@samwardbound 7 ай бұрын
"do not try to intimidate me" me, the 5'3 bastard child of samwise gamgee and kermit the frog: damn my fault bro
@AngelGames_768
@AngelGames_768 2 ай бұрын
Konig: "I could break you, right now" Me: Yes please
@LiterallyIvvy
@LiterallyIvvy 7 ай бұрын
"Don't lie to me, ghost." Me, a 4'11" Puerto Rican: "..sorry-"
@Jccc_485
@Jccc_485 6 ай бұрын
1:15, my legs kicking, hair twirling,smiles,blushing for this guy.
@sylindajones8937
@sylindajones8937 Жыл бұрын
Bro has me giggling and kicking my feet
@civvx
@civvx Жыл бұрын
REALL
@katelymsuzanne1838
@katelymsuzanne1838 9 ай бұрын
NO REALLY I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT I WAS GIGGLING AND SHII
@Ghostwantscheeseburber
@Ghostwantscheeseburber 3 ай бұрын
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU GIRAFFE
@Itsyaboy_Rody
@Itsyaboy_Rody 8 ай бұрын
"dont try too intimimidate me" *me kicking my legs in the air giggling*
@patreon7686
@patreon7686 Жыл бұрын
девочки и мальчики не забываем дышать.
@sadpunk8634
@sadpunk8634 Жыл бұрын
Я сдохла с самого начала, когда увидела и услышала его... вахуи
@eyesoffear
@eyesoffear Жыл бұрын
Как дышать, пожалуйста, помогите
@yukip2419
@yukip2419 Жыл бұрын
To late
@user-tf8hr4wz2m
@user-tf8hr4wz2m Жыл бұрын
я искала этот коммент
@palette_pale
@palette_pale Жыл бұрын
пытаюсь
@ashed.r404
@ashed.r404 Жыл бұрын
It always amazes me how he knows what characters not just me but everyone wants and how much effort he puts on these. The costume, the voice and everything, i love it.❤
@CarlaDonola
@CarlaDonola Жыл бұрын
"It's a remote" Me: 😳 Iykyk.
@tkraid2575
@tkraid2575 11 ай бұрын
Y'know, I'm trying to make sense why König mistakes Sugarcube for Ghost initially. Here's what I think: A) He's tall. Like he towers over most people so everyone is short for him, even Ghost. So I suppose if you're shorter (doesn't matter how short), with a British badge on your vest, and a skull mask you're Ghost. Doesn't matter if you're a chick or not, if you're those characteristics, you're Ghost. B) He's got the attention span of a Rottweiler so he probably doesn't get to remember the finer details of Ghost, like his accent, build and all that. For example, he remembers names, but how it sounded (like the voice of the speaker) is something that probably breezes pass his ADHD brain. C) He's not much of a sane person. You can't expect him to have a clear head when he literally hates (and kills) people most of the time. Either that, or he's not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂 PS. This video is really torturous for me because of how my frustration increased the longer König insists I'm Ghost in that torture sequence. So, well done Jim. Your acting is so good to the point that I really hated König in this😂
@khadija8470
@khadija8470 10 ай бұрын
your explanation actually makes so much sense 😂
@Sir_Nightslime
@Sir_Nightslime 8 ай бұрын
König: "Don't lie to me Ghost Me: "Bruder wir sprechen die gleiche Sprache"(Bro we speak the same language)
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx 7 ай бұрын
"Don't try to intimidate me." says the mf sass-wielding tank thrice my size who just ordered me to ziptie my own hands. (To which I undoubtedly complied.)
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
Absolute masterpiece. The atmosphere, the costumes, the editing, the voice, the accent, the acting, the visual and hearing effects to complete the immersion... Gosh, I wish I discovered this wonderful man sooner, you are a talented shapeshifter Jim! I binge watched all your videos! Funny as hell too, your jokes crack me up, I always make sure to read the description. I've never seen asmr videos being as interesting as yours. Man, this plot is thick. I wonder if Price actually betrayed us, or if there was a misunderstanding, or if Konig is playing with us to get us on his side... I remember a few little hints being left on the other videos about something like this happening, especially after Ghost shot the target. Love the details! I wonder what will happen next, will ghost or price arrive? Or will we get to bond with Konig more, perhaps causing a little love triangle? Maybe another plot twist? Whatever will happen, I will love what you do Jim!
@Bisbii-gd6vd
@Bisbii-gd6vd Жыл бұрын
OMG LOVE TRIANGLE YESSSSSS
@Iamnotarobotyoutwat
@Iamnotarobotyoutwat Жыл бұрын
It's a love square counting Price
@user-bh4tg2gd1y
@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
​@@Iamnotarobotyoutwat Ah yes
@Oompaloompa-yb9bg
@Oompaloompa-yb9bg Жыл бұрын
​@@Iamnotarobotyoutwatwhat if its a love rhombus?
@Bisbii-gd6vd
@Bisbii-gd6vd Жыл бұрын
​@@Oompaloompa-yb9bg what's if it's a love rectangle
@whitewolfmystery
@whitewolfmystery Жыл бұрын
Absolutely great but man we get beaten up more than a punching bag. Hopefully we get some rescue. There's definitely more going on here, no way in hell would Price or Ghost betray. If I had to guess Markov could be the one pulling the strings here.
@glizzymcgrussy
@glizzymcgrussy Жыл бұрын
I hope so!! I’m on team 141 too much to be on König’s side here lol
@whitewolfmystery
@whitewolfmystery Жыл бұрын
@@glizzymcgrussy I'm hoping too, but I guess we'll have to wait and see where the story goes
@distorted6559
@distorted6559 10 ай бұрын
König: "dont lie to me ghost" Me whos german: "DO I SOUND BRITISH TO YOU???"
@MarrMarrz
@MarrMarrz Жыл бұрын
"Dont lie to me Ghost" Me, 5'2 speaking with a german accent: Oh, yeah my bad.
@boinkboink8448
@boinkboink8448 10 ай бұрын
oh ja ja mein bett
@mfxy._.wrld11
@mfxy._.wrld11 9 ай бұрын
«torture for relaxation»
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Жыл бұрын
Ah, "there is never love without pain." The plot deepens, as does my love for this channel. Thank you so much. ... After watching this morning, I got into my car, turned on my cd player, and Gordon Lightfoot - much to my joy - was just singing, "In a castle dark, or a fortress strong, with chains upon my feet; you know that ghost is me." Perfect. I look forward to the next episode in this saga (damn, another song: "Ghost of a Chance" by Rush [my tastes are quite broad!])...
@KuschelGruftie
@KuschelGruftie Жыл бұрын
the lighting... the echo... "Liebchen" and the End-Line. It's just awesome.
@KodyEatsPeople
@KodyEatsPeople 9 ай бұрын
I have never been so scared to open a video more in my life. I refused to watch this until I was home alone, had headphones, my door was locked and I had taken my meds
@Ray_Original10
@Ray_Original10 7 ай бұрын
Why did I think these were animations the entire time💀😭😭
@Noah_gacha666
@Noah_gacha666 9 ай бұрын
konig: I could break you rn me: pls do T//////////////T
@insomnia_cloud6456
@insomnia_cloud6456 9 ай бұрын
I love how he’s just telling us all this, but we just have no clue what he’s talking about. 😂
@Tacobunny46
@Tacobunny46 Жыл бұрын
This is so good! Who knew having a philosophical talk about monsters and masks after König kidnaps you could be so relaxing 😌 lol
@jadeisfullymetal
@jadeisfullymetal 6 ай бұрын
König: *mistakes me for being ghost* Me, a 5ft3 black woman Me: quite the opposite, actually.
@thecrow1898
@thecrow1898 Жыл бұрын
Konig: Don't move or I'll kill you Meanwhile me: *Starts moving*
I wish I could change THIS fast! 🤣
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