The whole episode needs to be of the kid calling out his cop dad..thats all i need.😅
@marycreagh97867 ай бұрын
Ah ur right he was brilliant… he’s my favourite..
@praussie3115 ай бұрын
A woman called Polly said lies... 🤔 a polygraph? 😅😅😅
@Hi-Phi5 ай бұрын
@@praussie311From what the kid was saying, I think Polly may have been telling the truth!😂😂😂
@praussie3115 ай бұрын
@@Hi-Phi 🤣
@LorraineMacaskill4 ай бұрын
L Ñthv 1:15 1:16 In@@marycreagh9786
@singlewhitefemale17076 ай бұрын
Mom and her nickers had me rolling!!
@tawhiatemoananui48036 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣MUM, pull ya skirt up!!
@ykskes25614 ай бұрын
And to convince her to do lift her skirt after she collapsed laughing and still not lifting her skirt … COME ON!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@JoyceIngham-em4npАй бұрын
4:37
@rubyzola73895 ай бұрын
I used to love this show, sitting down with the family whilst I was young. This world was a much happier amd safer place.
@charlesboyle21065 ай бұрын
A safer place ,with Barrymore ,you obviously were not at his pool party
@rubyzola73895 ай бұрын
lol, love that. That’s a great fucking reply lol
@salyelka82 ай бұрын
People are so ignorant. It was a far less safe place back then because child creepers would lurk in plain sight and everyone would just think “oh what a happy place”. No. This is grooming and it’s gross to even be having half of these conversations with little children. The slot joke? 🤢🤮🤮🤮
@pevebeАй бұрын
@@salyelka8 You never watched the Phil and Holly morning show? It's still going on love, you're just dumb and naive
@kathrynbillinghurst18814 күн бұрын
@@salyelka8 I think it was in a time before we were aware of the ‘creeps’ and before political correctness! Children expressed themselves and were cherished for their wit and maturity…but I don’t think Michael was grooming them, it was enjoyable entertainment for the family, not actually meant to turn on pedos or chomos! These days with more social media and an escalation in child exploitation, it’s definitely frowned upon to encourage kids as it’s now seen and thought of as suss and ‘grooming’! It was a more innocent time in comparison to todays society. IMO…!
@Octodactylpus2 ай бұрын
"Theres no point in living, you're only going to die" holy shit kid 😂
@mariestreeting4213Ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@Harrietmjones5 ай бұрын
[Michael saying his dog has never barked] Boy: “What’s it, meowed?” 😂
@kaywaters74787 ай бұрын
7 minutes and I am crying laughing!
@jmsmung57906 ай бұрын
" Hey Mom... Mom.... Pull your skirt up " 😂😂😂😂😂
@josephkaembamusonda81136 ай бұрын
A child's mind is innocent and pure.
@CaptainAMAZINGGG2 ай бұрын
Esp the one talking about the danglers
@wendysummers59287 ай бұрын
Miss these programmes, bring them back
@blakebrenton1206 ай бұрын
My mom told me one time I embarrassed her so much at the grocery store that she hated bringing me to the store. She told me what I did and it's pretty bad lol. So apparently she was in line behind a larger woman, this larger woman decided she didn't wanna be in line and started backing up so I made the noise that large vehicles made when they're backing up. That "beep beep beep" noise then I said "watch out mom, she's a-backin up!"
@MerryLeafField6 ай бұрын
Her size doesn’t matter. Backing up is backing up.
@blakebrenton1206 ай бұрын
@@MerryLeafFieldwell...... I don't think I would of told my mom to "watch out" had it been a small lady. A small lady backing up would cause minimal collateral damage whereas a larger woman has more of a potential to knock over shopping carts and/or people. I think younger me was aware of the potential collateral damage had this woman bumped into us. I'm pretty sure adult me is still aware of this today
@darrennicholls19665 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@KnockOut2424 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@carlhartwell79782 ай бұрын
@MerryLeafField If you had the choice between a 100lb or 260lb person backing into you unawares...
@loriethomas1696 ай бұрын
This show is fantastic. Michael is fantastic with these kids
@joycelynbarber28314 ай бұрын
Love to watch those kids and their answers
@anndiss4141Ай бұрын
😂@@joycelynbarber2831
@sujeewaqatabu65936 ай бұрын
The second kid be exposing his parents😂
@Nono49555 ай бұрын
Had a terrible day today but these kids totally turned it around, laughed so hard and going to bed still smiling 😄
@jettruuts54227 ай бұрын
What a wonderful way to start my day off. I laughed till I cried with sheer joy!!! 😅
@jadeyx_7 ай бұрын
Aww ! I’m glad this made you happy!
@heatherherrera96455 ай бұрын
ALAN FUNT " KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS" ✌
@lgracie333 ай бұрын
That how we should remember our ex’s…………”I haven’t the slightest idea” 😂😂
@user-lj4xs4gn8u3 ай бұрын
Yup!
@KiLovely4 ай бұрын
I was not prepared to laugh this hard so early in the morning. They're all so adorable and Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂
@madcat5287 ай бұрын
They are so precious! 😂
@lisagintli55676 ай бұрын
LMAO!!! Holy Mack A Moly!!! The little boy who tells him Mom to "Lift Up Her Skirt and Show Everyone Her Knickers....OMG....I'm freak'in dying!!! Call the rescue squad because I'm laughing to death!!!❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@kayterrell37282 ай бұрын
By moo I'm moo I'm moo I'm my in up 8 hi😊
@mariavelasquez58575 ай бұрын
Never heard of this show, being American, but it is hilarious!! Makes me wanna have a little British kid! 😂
@jeannelipham25834 ай бұрын
@mariavelasquez There was a U.S. program in the sixties and seventies named "Kids Say the Darndest Things." The host was Art Linkletter. Here is a KZfaq channel where you can find some of his programs: "linkletterselfstorag"
@RachelSWhite4 ай бұрын
America had this show actually. Kids say the darndest things was the name back in late 50s/60s. Then they brought it back many times with various hosts like Bill Cosby and in the lat 90s, and then Tiffany Haddish is the newest host now. Idk if it was canceled yet, but it was definitely airing in 2021.
@mariavelasquez58574 ай бұрын
@@RachelSWhite I have actually seen bits of the American version. I was just speaking of the British version, as I love their little accents. : )
@retha18752 ай бұрын
Art Linkletter was the host of Kids Say the Darnedest Things in the 50s, 60s etc and the show has been rebooted with a couple of different hosts.
@Itsamemario1ns66666 ай бұрын
Those bowl haircuts though.
@lilythebassetpuppy4 ай бұрын
That little girl is a DOLL. She's soooo cute like a little strawberry shortcake friend. ❤ so adorable
@paulinefrench784Ай бұрын
❤❤❤😅
@tamibell43253 ай бұрын
He was absolutely beautiful with these amazing children! Such a wonderful show!❤😂🤣
@cathyflorence80407 ай бұрын
This is absolutely beautiful, such innocence. It really makes your day and night. You're great M.B.👏🤣🤣💖💖💖🌸🦋
@jadeyx_7 ай бұрын
I believe I’m great for uploading this 😁😁🤣
@kathrynbillinghurst18814 күн бұрын
I’m so glad for your comment as some modern day people are judging harshly…unfairly! Kids are so funny sometimes when they’re being honest and themselves. It’s a shame the world is so unsafe these days you can’t trust your neighbours anymore, no one cares to care and get to know each other. In the old days everyone knew who was suss and they were just shunned and gossiped about, everyone in town was aware of THAT creep, but these days it’s not like that anymore. Sadly we’re mostly too busy to get to know and hang out with our neighbours and KNOW them. 🫤 This show brings happy memories of our family laughing out loud together!! ✌️😝👍
@patricianoll1229Ай бұрын
I just love this watch when u are sad 😅😅😅
@cathyflorence804014 күн бұрын
Just watched this again, even more hysterical. Go Michael, you're the best. ❤❤❤️❤️❤️
@carolhart86962 ай бұрын
This is great. LOVE the dangler joke sooo much
@katherinebrooks72737 ай бұрын
👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍 Too Cute.
@pac.who18887 ай бұрын
Wee Jamie Quinn is a still game legend, he’s in two doors down aswell
@OliviaGC972 ай бұрын
I thought it was him 🤣
@chrismclag22583 ай бұрын
This programme wouldn't have been the same if not with Mr barrymore he still is the best TV presenter ever
@traceydaizy7 ай бұрын
That Scottish boy is an actor now 😊
@pac.who18887 ай бұрын
Wee fergie ake Jamie Quinn
@mellowyellow20224 ай бұрын
Michael come from Airdrie😆😆...I wanna hear more of this kid...and of course the kids that had enough of his police dad's antics😂...all of them actually. I wonder what they look like today. Love to see the comparisons.
@dominewimbury20394 ай бұрын
This show was hilarious. Now I'm an auntie, I cringe with embarrassment 🤣🤣🤣
@The-star-childАй бұрын
That is a cult. " kilt "😂😂
@williampapadopoulos81455 ай бұрын
Boy that kid in the green shirt must’ve been in some HOT water when he got home!! Lol
@DMutua473 ай бұрын
That absolute legend from Pollards Hill is my favourite 😂😂
2 ай бұрын
I bet the policemans son got a good hiding when he got home.??😂😂😂
@mariefish95355 ай бұрын
Jamie Quinn from 2 doors down and still game brillant 😂😂😂
@jessrosefawkes27215 ай бұрын
God I miss Saturday night shows like this x
@Harrietmjones5 ай бұрын
The second clip, they showed the little boy then they cut to his dad, who’s just him but older. ☺️
@eileenharte2176Ай бұрын
And Michale Barrymore 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☘️☘️☘️
@winonamassingill7895Ай бұрын
I do like the way they say that they “sorted” something out. 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
@kathrynbillinghurst1885 ай бұрын
I’m laughing so hard 😝😝😝👍
@HowTo-ef5uu4 ай бұрын
"Have you heard them fighting in the bedroom?" "No but I've heard them having sex... they sound like 2 dogs" 😅
@jennigirl82753 ай бұрын
😨😬😅😂
@loriethomas1696 ай бұрын
Micheal is so handsome, funny and sweet❤❤
@noellashank7727Ай бұрын
that's the best laughs ever. I just love them . They made my day. Hope we get them again on TV>
@vickigonya94326 ай бұрын
Kids tell all they know!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥰❤
@jackiesharp6696 ай бұрын
My 2 kids have both embarrassed me about noises from my husband and mine bedroom when they were little. Ooooh so embarrassing 😂
@dominewimbury20393 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦
@philipconvertini98422 ай бұрын
That's funny stuff...the host really good with the kids
@mysterymachine944 ай бұрын
That 2nd boy was just great! I felt the 2nd hand embarrassment from his parents!
@surgeryjenny62885 ай бұрын
Those kids are hilarious!
@sharonmusic24382 ай бұрын
This is my wife sending this ❤️ 💕 💓 🤣 ❤it so cute
@starperry17843 ай бұрын
Brillant love the boy in green shirt x
@keefsmiff3 ай бұрын
Miss this
@carlhartwell79782 ай бұрын
10:48 I don't remember that one! Poor Michael, what would you do!🤦♂🤣
@DebbieP-fx5wo2 ай бұрын
Sign him up
@BUHEBA4 ай бұрын
So sweet ♥️♥️
@gjdjgeorgejacques053 ай бұрын
8:01 I can see your loo-loo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@korencollections3495 ай бұрын
Why don’t they have shows like this anymore?
@debralynnpaxton52386 ай бұрын
Adorable 😂😂😂😂
@thomasmcilroy35755 ай бұрын
😂 😂😂😂😂 this video is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BrimCopper5 ай бұрын
My got what a gem of a series hahaha 😂😂😂
@jirib.6 ай бұрын
Awesome. More shows like this in present time.
@michaelplace47546 ай бұрын
Thansk for uploading i need to find full ep
@mcblaze19864 ай бұрын
Omg I remember that joke the little kid went to tell with the milkman that got blanked out
@sharonpreston522416 сағат бұрын
Kids are hilarious so very honest, although I'm not too sure if everything is the truth, lol. 😂😅❤
@michelledaniels-qj6gj6 ай бұрын
Sweet little boy 😍
@IndigoBlue125 ай бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 kids will tell it all! Hahaha 😂
@mellowyellow20223 ай бұрын
The kid in the green shirt and black vest....may be a good thing he doesn't know why his dad stays out late.😆
@gjdjgeorgejacques053 ай бұрын
7:20 Mum pull your skirt up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@annegrant61373 ай бұрын
The Scottish kid is so staged . The others are natural .
@donnastandley80567 ай бұрын
Funniest without the most OR most fun
@Ziphozonke6 ай бұрын
😂the one saying they haven't told him about how sex is done😂 i can't
@silveribis554 ай бұрын
Aw man....😂 I'm dead. Wow, that was wild. 😂😂😂
@jackiesharp6694 күн бұрын
Well their love life won't be as noisy after that 😂
@user-pc9rv9th4d2 ай бұрын
Last kid got me with mum and dad sound like two dogs 😅😅😅
@fosterjackiefoster3259Ай бұрын
That second boy leaves nothing out!! 🤣🤣
@Murrifella713 ай бұрын
Dad got dobbed to his boss, no longer a cop 😂 Beautiful Mum wearing knickers wrong way 😂 Kids will say anything.. especially the truth... 🤣🤣🤣 Love that little Scottish kid.. wearing his Kilt and Dad, Charlie from Airdre 😂 I must have watched that about 6 times in a row 😂 and Chris... so innocent and funny 😂😂 . I'd never take my kid on one of those shows 😂😂
@carlawarla36736 ай бұрын
On my way to the gym and burst out laughing 😂
@nicolegarrett98767 ай бұрын
I wonder what these kids are up to nowadays
@traceyannewilkins5 ай бұрын
Nice to spot Bianca in the audience
@MM-mc2bf5 ай бұрын
The good old days
@gillmahoney47423 ай бұрын
Ithought it was very sad that micheal Barrimoregot in trouble😊
@dylanbale57095 ай бұрын
O my days i done some laughing watching this 😂
@marierogers61Ай бұрын
Come back michael
@WolfieMcMuffin3 ай бұрын
The parents are laughing but they're not happy.
@ScratchyBawsАй бұрын
That's wee Fergie in the green kilt attire from the hit show Still Game.
@lynncuthbert2307Ай бұрын
I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elizaleroux91736 ай бұрын
Wonder how the cop did at work after this.
@LucienMoon2 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@mollypinto46663 ай бұрын
Holy Cow 🙈🤣🤣
@glorialanders1842Ай бұрын
Hilarious
@benrichards3996 ай бұрын
Is there Anywhere I can get more episodes?🤞
@MzenithАй бұрын
Bowl haircut 😂
@jenniebancroft27785 ай бұрын
I love the Scottish lad, gorgeous accent.
@wendynimmo18684 ай бұрын
He went on to.play ,"Fergie" in Still Game"
@danilosilvasantos-wo6no4 ай бұрын
Yoooo that kid with the cop dad is a snitch 🤨 his dad needs to lock him up for chucking him under the bus like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂 those hair cuts though 😮🤦🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@annettechristie572412 күн бұрын
Jamie is a riot
@JL-iu7fk3 ай бұрын
My face hurts! ROFL
@7moname7716 ай бұрын
This youngdter could have been severely misunderstood.. 😅😢
@1870Coppelia7 ай бұрын
Does anyone know what the kid said at 10:52? Edit: Tbh it sounds like 'Fuck your father' lol