Clarkson Making Fun of Americans Compilation #2

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3 жыл бұрын

Part 2 of the compilation where Clarkson (and one clip of Hammond) is making fun of the country that doesn't know the differences between England and the UK.
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@barnabasigaz1146
@barnabasigaz1146 3 жыл бұрын
"240 years of independance, and that's the best they can do." I was dead at this point. 😂
@hybridAbsol
@hybridAbsol 3 жыл бұрын
LOL in the states, he would get beat up right away for gloating like that
@aregularperson7573
@aregularperson7573 3 жыл бұрын
@@hybridAbsol as an American I disagree with that most people will just laugh it is very hard to offend an American unless you go to Portland
@hybridAbsol
@hybridAbsol 3 жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson7573 really ? i thought SRT owners have higher pride if they ever lose in a circuit race
@Yourmomazz
@Yourmomazz 3 жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson7573 Isnt there riots in the streets as we speak, by offended people who have a different opinion? Left vs Right. Hurling words like, Socialists, Marxists.. Sounds like the American is easily rattled by opposing thought.
@Timberjagi
@Timberjagi 3 жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson7573 i've been in Miami, New York, Albany, Hillsboro, San Diego and a few other places... But i really have to dissagree with you. It's so easy to offend the average American by something simple ;)
@samuelpinder1215
@samuelpinder1215 3 жыл бұрын
"A corner, that's about as strange to americans as a small meal, or a president that can spell" 😆😆😆😆
@trey4747
@trey4747 3 жыл бұрын
Still accurate to this day 😭
@brute6896
@brute6896 2 жыл бұрын
yeah literally muscle cars are only good at the drag strip
@christianlenik5307
@christianlenik5307 2 жыл бұрын
@@brute6896 not even that nowdays
@brute6896
@brute6896 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianlenik5307 it's mainly them who are asshole drivers
@captainsinclair7954
@captainsinclair7954 2 жыл бұрын
I was dead at “A President who can spell” because it’s so true at this moment
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "Very popular with murderer these cars" Seller: "Yeah"
@ronindraco4194
@ronindraco4194 3 жыл бұрын
69th like YES
@haodo9449
@haodo9449 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Big Mac
@camarada1996
@camarada1996 3 жыл бұрын
What car is that
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 жыл бұрын
@@camarada1996 should be the Firebird
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 2 жыл бұрын
@@camarada1996 Any “catfish” Camaro from the 90s is included as well.
@maxuniverse6002
@maxuniverse6002 3 жыл бұрын
1:08 "youre American? You cant be, youre not even fat enough!" wow, insulting a whole country while complimenting a lady, hes so british :)
@SkippertheBart
@SkippertheBart 3 жыл бұрын
It was a bit smooth.
@theregalproletariat
@theregalproletariat 3 жыл бұрын
You're one to talk, Jeremy...
@iOSAndroidRebelForever
@iOSAndroidRebelForever 3 жыл бұрын
Guess what, America's obesity rate is 36 percent and Britain's is about 27 percent.
@iOSAndroidRebelForever
@iOSAndroidRebelForever 3 жыл бұрын
America is not the fattest. That would go to Nauru.
@oscarkirk456
@oscarkirk456 3 жыл бұрын
@@iOSAndroidRebelForever Nauru is an island that consists almost entirely of natives that were taken advantage of by mining companies and is now among the lowest per capita income in the world, where the people are so poor they can only feasibly afford white rice and tinned heavily processed meats. What's America's excuse?
@-_AmirAsyrafi
@-_AmirAsyrafi 3 жыл бұрын
we need some sophistication here, we will call the australians
@jacobzimmermann59
@jacobzimmermann59 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia, I love Australia and I find that line very funny :)
@jacobzimmermann59
@jacobzimmermann59 3 жыл бұрын
@from the dark side of the moon I came to Australia to start a new life and found it very easy here. Swearing and strong language, yes you do hear that but not more or less than anywhere else I suppose.
@busybee6889
@busybee6889 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobzimmermann59 dont no wot yaaa faaarken on about cobba...we faarkn ozzies says perfect language
@Masterleechan
@Masterleechan 3 жыл бұрын
British need dental plans lol 😆
@MrD3000
@MrD3000 3 жыл бұрын
@@busybee6889 cheers, cahnt
@tg5825
@tg5825 3 жыл бұрын
You're American? Yes Welcome to the free world ROFL 🤣
@freddiephipps1335
@freddiephipps1335 3 жыл бұрын
"Its nice to have the Colonies here"😂😂
@Terrezio
@Terrezio 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I crushed on that girl quite hard hahaha
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
@@freddiephipps1335 But they aren’t colonies anymore
@mrbillhilly343
@mrbillhilly343 3 жыл бұрын
She was GORGEOUS.
@bigchungus6478
@bigchungus6478 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 no shit
@antoniosabol2884
@antoniosabol2884 3 жыл бұрын
"They've given it independent suspension. WOOOOOWWW!"
@antoniosabol2884
@antoniosabol2884 3 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra Like they've been doing in Europe for a 100 years?
@somoneontheinternjet3757
@somoneontheinternjet3757 3 жыл бұрын
So they've looked at the car and gone "It got four seperate wheels, so why don't we treat them, sort of seperately"
@KevinKickChannel
@KevinKickChannel 2 жыл бұрын
I use James' sarcastic WOOOOOWWW! in everyday conversation too since then when someone is proud of or enthusiastic about something trivial
@chickenfishhybrid44
@chickenfishhybrid44 Жыл бұрын
A 63 Corvette had IRS.
@agustinjosearenasbobenriet8327
@agustinjosearenasbobenriet8327 3 жыл бұрын
"it's nice to have the colonies here"
@kylerrrr
@kylerrrr 3 жыл бұрын
From the look on her face. It seemed kind of a "whoosh" moment, straight over head like she had no clue what he meant. 😂
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 жыл бұрын
@@kylerrrr Most Americans have no idea of their nations origin. Fought a war against the british and gained independence, that's as far as it goes. Most Americans couldn't find europe on a map.
@grimreaper649
@grimreaper649 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-zi4mo They don't even realise that Britain was in a war with most of Europe and they couldn't afford to send large amouny of troops to stop the rebellions. I doubt they know that the french and Spanish helped them as well.
@kuyt20
@kuyt20 3 жыл бұрын
*colonists
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-zi4mo How do you know what most Americans think you presumptuous twat?! The ignorance in that statement is astounding...
@leonardomendieta8160
@leonardomendieta8160 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found these compilations one day after. Imagine being recommended on KZfaq like in 8 years. 🤔
@jn5433
@jn5433 3 жыл бұрын
Yet the clips are 8 years old at least.
@carcrazycanuk7468
@carcrazycanuk7468 3 жыл бұрын
That does tend to be how KZfaq’s algorithm works
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 жыл бұрын
@@jn5433 few are from the grand tour but ok
@matonmongo
@matonmongo 3 жыл бұрын
_"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians."_ Well, at least his insults are 'equal opportunity'! ;-p
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 жыл бұрын
He was trying to say that Chevrolet used to need Australian engineers to work stuff out for them. And IT'S TRUE that plenty of GM syuff was designed here. SAME WITH FORDS. After ford realized that engineers in Australia get 3 times the amount of work done in the same hours compared to their American engineers.
@matonmongo
@matonmongo 3 жыл бұрын
@@OffGridInvestor So it was intended as a 'compliment'... who knew?! ;-p
@deaddoll1361
@deaddoll1361 3 жыл бұрын
@@OffGridInvestor The Holden engineers were given the job of developing a new rear drive floorpan to replace the Opel hand me downs that'd finally run their course. GM in the US couldn't do rear wheel drive, the same as they can't do right hand drive to this day. A Holden engineer said they spent $20 million to re-engineer for left hand drive when establishing middle east and US export models, yet GM USA still can't do it. They try to flog Camaros that were converted in Australia for $90k when the eqivilent Mustang goes for $60k.
@Flamebeard0815
@Flamebeard0815 Жыл бұрын
@@deaddoll1361 So THAT'S why they shut Holden down as soon as Opel was sold and ended production of the GM designs. No more hand-me-downs...!
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 жыл бұрын
Americans are always on about freedom of speech and freedom of expression ... until you criticize or make fun of them.
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 жыл бұрын
@andrejagreen so are YOU!
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 жыл бұрын
Smallstudio Design Who's trying to stop criticism on here? 😂
@infidel6728
@infidel6728 3 жыл бұрын
No, we make fun of ourselves all the time.
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 жыл бұрын
@@arranpattison5809 ... not trying to stop anything. I’m just sayin’ ;P
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 жыл бұрын
@@infidel6728 yes, not “no”. Again it’s about them in control of the conversation.
@Zerenown
@Zerenown 3 жыл бұрын
As an American, all I can say is: I can't wait for a 3rd compilation!
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
Next week
@thomasf8871
@thomasf8871 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah Jaguar how it’s spelt” 😂😂😂😂
@MBSLC
@MBSLC 3 жыл бұрын
They're changing the "gew-ard" at Buckingham Palace LOL
@ericbserra5531
@ericbserra5531 3 жыл бұрын
You should add the clip when the trio was in Vietnam and Clarkson said: We'd cross Vietnam in 10 days, I don't know how Americans dit it in 18 years"
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, they never really tried to cross Vietnam
@pizzawonderer5024
@pizzawonderer5024 3 жыл бұрын
They were so fat the vehicles kept breaking down.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
@@pizzawonderer5024 No, because that was never their goal
@lan8401
@lan8401 3 жыл бұрын
If i wasnt wrong, that one was from Vietnam motorbike episode.
@handlesarefeckinstupid
@handlesarefeckinstupid 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently some of the locals were a tad hostile back then.
@obsessivelyobsessed5263
@obsessivelyobsessed5263 3 жыл бұрын
"Americans are good at herding bison and that's it" Jeremy mate.... no we're not... we have nearly made them extinct MULTIPLE TIMES! we are good at destroying beautiful things and THAT is it
@jessiejacobs4041
@jessiejacobs4041 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@cal8707
@cal8707 3 жыл бұрын
yeah like how your former president destroyed two nice towers and a beautiful well-made plane and your current president destroyed the stocks of fake tan. (its a joke yes. or is it... dun dun dun)
@chelseafc6541
@chelseafc6541 3 жыл бұрын
just like you did with iraq
@comsky4251
@comsky4251 3 жыл бұрын
@@cal8707 I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂
@engeltjebaleno
@engeltjebaleno 3 жыл бұрын
@@comsky4251 has nobody told you not to go to an american school?
@wasifamir4908
@wasifamir4908 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, people 8 years from now.
@Xenuos
@Xenuos 3 жыл бұрын
?
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid And I will be here when it happens.
@user-gb6lr6qd2d
@user-gb6lr6qd2d 3 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid i hope there is no future
@Callum-we7vz
@Callum-we7vz 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-gb6lr6qd2d Don’t be acting heretical now..
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 3 жыл бұрын
As an American I completely agree. Thank you.
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 3 жыл бұрын
To all Americans watching it - you do know that part of Jeremy's insults about you is all done for reaction and comedy. Yes, there are things he dislikes about Americans, but deep down he does have some respect for you, otherwise he wouldn't have signed up with Amazon Prime (well maybe the multi million dollar contract persuaded him)
@triparadox.c
@triparadox.c 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnking5174 Pretty much most people know. Then again, we're talking about a particular group that sometimes have no brain and can go full snowflake for literally everything. For those who are sane enough and have somewhat decent brain processing power, I'd say they know what a stereotypical joke is. Every race, every nation has its own quirkiness, or downside, or something that they excel that is used in stereotypical jokes. It's people who are easily offended over anything that's the problem and need to grow up.
@emiliechoquette848
@emiliechoquette848 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s make this the decent Americans comment thread.
@thomas_hobbs1453
@thomas_hobbs1453 3 жыл бұрын
Well, hello there Benedict Arnold 👋
@spectree8549
@spectree8549 2 жыл бұрын
Since your American can i ask is incest really common in your country
@nemobardo9302
@nemobardo9302 2 жыл бұрын
"He's turning right on a red light, that's America's only contribution to western civilization" ahahahahah
@nemobardo9302
@nemobardo9302 2 жыл бұрын
"Wellcome to the free world, you'll like it" ahahahhah keeps gettin beeter and better
@filledwithvariousknowledge1065
@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s US$2900 this. It’s a big ask to get him down to 1000. Might offer him a burger🤔” Imagine if Clarkson actually did he could’ve got the car for the price he was after😂😂
@philipcarter8143
@philipcarter8143 3 жыл бұрын
Vietnam YoU dOnT KnOw mAn! YoU WeRnT ThErE! Lol
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
They have a point, many people do not understand the war or its style
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 It's called they fucked with the wrong people, and were idiotic to think the Viet Cong would use conventional tactics. Not to mention guerilla warfare has occurred all throughout history; what the Cong did was not exactly original.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
@@ajstevens1652 I mean people think the US lost because they were bad at fighting, but that isn’t exactly the truth.
@eg12p34
@eg12p34 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 No, countries lose wars because they were good at it.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
@@eg12p34 No, the whole war strategy held them back. The US military was not incompetent, but had one of it hands tied behind its back.
@annhentaiuser6658
@annhentaiuser6658 3 жыл бұрын
0:11 Clarkson just discovered a key to world peace.
@ghkkggg1904
@ghkkggg1904 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@raulrosas5068
@raulrosas5068 3 жыл бұрын
right where it belongs😂
@connexusstudent4144
@connexusstudent4144 2 жыл бұрын
China and Russia need to go too
@Smile4theKillCam456
@Smile4theKillCam456 2 жыл бұрын
>coming from a country whose main exportation is independence days
@John-ci2sd
@John-ci2sd 2 жыл бұрын
@@connexusstudent4144but china makes like 80% of our goods though and russia is full of epic memes
@hannahnekelly9236
@hannahnekelly9236 3 жыл бұрын
If you're American and get offended. Take a step back and realise. This is how the whole world sees you.
@sstills951
@sstills951 2 жыл бұрын
There’s no perfect part of the world.
@garosama4517
@garosama4517 Жыл бұрын
@@sstills951 true, but America is the biggest Shithole on the blue planet.
@duncansherman-hailcaesar3513
@duncansherman-hailcaesar3513 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe people are getting upset and offended by this, it’s hilarious, no one can take jokes anymore, everyone’s gone soft
@seththomas9105
@seththomas9105 3 жыл бұрын
I don't mind Clarkson doing his "I hate America" routine on his TV show, it makes him money. When the KZfaq Euro-trash take him seriously is when I just go thermonuclear and drop the "Remember WWI and WWII much?" and walk off the stage. USA, USA....
@geerenmo
@geerenmo 3 жыл бұрын
@@seththomas9105 You barely did anything in WWI and the Soviets won WWII. 80% of the nazi troops were stationed on the eastern front. You were just a part of the allied, butthurt after the Japanese bombed you. You just proved Jeremy's point with that statement you've made. The irony.
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 жыл бұрын
@@geerenmo What a load of crap... The poms (as always) were writing cheques that they couldn't cash. Part of that 'royal worshiping', entitled attitude that comes with resting on the laurels of their forefathers. Like the weak, little rich kid at school that uses bribery and manipulation to get the big, strong kids to fight their battles for them. I'm not an American but can sympathise with the yanks, because of all the British led, anti-American propaganda that they have and still are being bombarded with. And as for Clarkson, he's just another puppet in this process. Hi from within the belly of the beast!
@dickenscider7328
@dickenscider7328 3 жыл бұрын
@@arranpattison5809 hi, lighten up you bellend
@seththomas9105
@seththomas9105 3 жыл бұрын
@@geerenmo Aaannd there it is. Point proven. Thanks. :)
@fatduck3344
@fatduck3344 3 жыл бұрын
Cheese is pretty great
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 жыл бұрын
Not really, just the poms... Something to do with independence from the British Empire's parasitic yoke I reckon. Poms still can't handle it because Americans showed thd rest of the world how to do it, and lost a lot of the con-mans-wealth (commonwealth) thereafter. The toffs that own the BBC have been trying to use every opportunity to put the boot into the U.S ever since... Pretty easy to see when you know a bit about history and have witnessed anti-American propaganda being ramped up in a lifetime. Hello from New Zealand!
@diceymaan
@diceymaan 3 жыл бұрын
@@arranpattison5809 The whole of Europe despises Americans. To actually have such a half-wit country that voted for Trump. That in itself is proof to the pudding.
@amyfaranso6531
@amyfaranso6531 3 жыл бұрын
@@diceymaan May I ask where you reside?
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 жыл бұрын
@@arranpattison5809 You're definitely not from New Zealand. And no it's not just the British, it's everyone.
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I think I know where I'm from buddy... Sorry to destroy your 'everyone hates America' world view.
@mbchannel1037
@mbchannel1037 3 жыл бұрын
" You don't know man, you weren't there! " 🤣🤣
@j22563
@j22563 Жыл бұрын
No americans would be offended by the first clip since they can't find their own country on a map
@brettsinclair4007
@brettsinclair4007 3 жыл бұрын
"Cadillacs are for pimps and pensioners" 😂 😂
@ImNotJust
@ImNotJust 3 жыл бұрын
“i developed the urge to marry my cousin”
@mrichar9
@mrichar9 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Vietnam YOU WERENT THERE, MAN! LOLOLOL
@nathanlackey1106
@nathanlackey1106 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, the guy has a point about Americans being ignorant. You’re basically a genius here if you know basic algebra and basic geography. Most of Americans that haven’t been in high school in years can’t even point out European countries or even know they actually exist.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel 10 ай бұрын
That's because the "education" system is mostly just set up to coddle non-Whites.
@garyella1301
@garyella1301 10 ай бұрын
Yeah very true, if I asked 1000 americans to point out say ukraine on a map they wouldn't even know where to begin to point, but then they would promptly try and educate me on the goings on in the country
@alexmarti1817
@alexmarti1817 10 ай бұрын
Speak for your self amd.your family , not my fault you're an idiot
@Megaspartan23
@Megaspartan23 7 ай бұрын
Most don't make it to high school because they get shot by some loser at elementary school.
@marciwitcher5544
@marciwitcher5544 7 ай бұрын
You're not joking. I'm from Southern Appalachia, which is in the US. But if I tell that people from another part of the US they have NO CLUE what I'm talking about. They think I must be from Canada or something, and I have to explain that the Appalachian Mountains stretch from Alabama to Nova Scotia and make up more than 30% of the Eastern US population. If you have a standard HS education in the US, you're considerably smarter than the average American. If your education level is ANY higher than that, you're a certified genius. It's actually pretty sad.
@stefankok7962
@stefankok7962 3 жыл бұрын
You missed the one where they made fun of American tourists in one of the Africa specials
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna include that originally but i had to remove it because it copyright blocked the video :(
@stefankok7962
@stefankok7962 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mustang150y ah ok
@Oliver_Kruse
@Oliver_Kruse 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry... Bummer.
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odNlqteD2cDYeKc.html this one?
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
@@someguy2744 yes
@dzombaj_ga
@dzombaj_ga 3 жыл бұрын
Vietnam- you don't know marn, you weren't therre
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
They really mean most Brits do not understand the strategy
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 No they don't. Mr. A-10 Thunderbolt II hahaha
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-zi4mo I’m not joking, there are misconceptions.
@connor2053
@connor2053 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 mate they're just taking the piss out of americans nothing more really
@UKeXtremeMedia
@UKeXtremeMedia 3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10thunderboltii24 The strategy of losing a war to some rice farmers with rusty aks? You're right, we don't understand.
@WH250398
@WH250398 3 жыл бұрын
2:19 For fun I checked the license plate. It's actually still alive and well right here in The Netherlands. Besides the annual maintenance however, the car appears to not go to a garage, ever. It's safe to assume the car doesn't get driven a lot.
@aaronaigner3481
@aaronaigner3481 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson calling Americans "fat".......Jeremy has been 8 months pregnant for 10 years straight.
@deepghosh7626
@deepghosh7626 3 жыл бұрын
someone's salty.
@sterlingsilver320
@sterlingsilver320 3 жыл бұрын
@@deepghosh7626 He’s right though. Jeremy is hardly an athlete
@bugofcake
@bugofcake 3 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingsilver320 not really the point but ok
@Yourmomazz
@Yourmomazz 3 жыл бұрын
@@bugofcake The point is, its hypocritical.
@bugofcake
@bugofcake 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yourmomazz the point is.... it's a joke
@trilogy7207
@trilogy7207 3 жыл бұрын
1:56 "240 years of independence and that's the best they can do"
@drivethru6155
@drivethru6155 3 жыл бұрын
4:15 Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, but yeah we pronounce all of that wrong too. We're polite about it and apologize so that has saved us from Jeremy's wrath
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 жыл бұрын
@Viking Raiders uhh no correct one is with z
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 жыл бұрын
@@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 Nope, that's an Americanisation. True spelling is from the nation the language CAME FROM.
@maxdenbreejen9844
@maxdenbreejen9844 2 жыл бұрын
Well canada is also in america
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 жыл бұрын
The maker of this compilation isnt wise.
@alfianzuhardy6231
@alfianzuhardy6231 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 best part... Hammond's face as james opens his...priceless
@Cwmbran1984
@Cwmbran1984 3 жыл бұрын
1:25 it’s nice to have the Colonies here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ozybrks
@ozybrks 3 жыл бұрын
and there is a second part of it. thank you:)
@beerbuddyg1509
@beerbuddyg1509 3 жыл бұрын
"It's nice to have the colonies here" You've gotta love him 😂
@sonyviva308
@sonyviva308 3 жыл бұрын
That Vietnam ending is the absolute golden one
@pavanm7590
@pavanm7590 2 жыл бұрын
He is turning right on the red signal , that’s the only American contribution to western civilization .. LMAO 🤣
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 жыл бұрын
Well....it's now possible in many countries....but yes.... a major contribution to mankind......
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 жыл бұрын
Americans in the comments finding out ford in uk and Europe isn’t American🤣🤣
@wagswams5842
@wagswams5842 3 жыл бұрын
I see, I'm neither European nor American, tell me more about that , i dont get it
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 жыл бұрын
wags wams you have ford America and ford Europe they sell completely different cars and Europeans ones are designed and built by Europeans
@apexdna
@apexdna 3 жыл бұрын
@@clip3009 Not quite. Ford Transit, Focus, Fiesta, Mondeo (under a different model name) were sold in the US also.
@awesomenessrf1
@awesomenessrf1 3 жыл бұрын
@@clip3009 ford in Europe is still very much american. It's like saying Nintendo is an american company because Nintendo of America exists and is in charge of the american market.
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 жыл бұрын
Wasev Wasev besides the fact the cart was designed and built in Europe by Europeans and you can’t get them in America unless imported nothing American about them but the name🤷🏻‍♂️
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 жыл бұрын
"The Americans are good at herding bison" .... That would be Native Americans then!
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 жыл бұрын
@from the dark side of the moon are you fucking serious? get a fucking life, get a sense of humour and .... oh fuck it, you're probably too stupid to understand anyway.
@finniandenis1968
@finniandenis1968 3 жыл бұрын
@@terrythomas1329 its was just a bad joke :/
@OdinsVikingr
@OdinsVikingr 3 жыл бұрын
No, that would be a family reunion in the UK except bison have better teeth
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 жыл бұрын
@@OdinsVikingr There are no bison in the UK you shit brained idiot.
@OdinsVikingr
@OdinsVikingr 3 жыл бұрын
@@terrythomas1329 of course there are just look around youll see plenty of women ahem i mean bison😂
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 жыл бұрын
2:13 Jeremy doesn't like any American car *Looks at 2006 Ford GT that he bought*
@norabiddogz8673
@norabiddogz8673 3 жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY! You've got a point there! But in all fairness, that is the only good American car in existence.
@tobyoneil1969
@tobyoneil1969 3 жыл бұрын
But he hated it? He pre ordered it, hated it, sold it and then bought it back but not because it was a good car.
@garosama4517
@garosama4517 Жыл бұрын
@@tobyoneil1969 maybe because there are no good American cars to this day
@PetrolHeadBrasil
@PetrolHeadBrasil 3 жыл бұрын
"It's nice to have the colonists here!" - LOL
@jetsons101
@jetsons101 3 жыл бұрын
As a life long American, this is as funny as the first........... Thanks again for posting.
@junkim2789
@junkim2789 Жыл бұрын
The last bit never fails to crack me up no matter how many times
@dehydratedwater0000
@dehydratedwater0000 3 жыл бұрын
4:47 Have some goddamn faith, Clarkson
@walterwhite8477
@walterwhite8477 3 жыл бұрын
There's always a train!
@walktroughman1952
@walktroughman1952 3 жыл бұрын
There's always a GODDAMN PLAN!
@juicebox9465
@juicebox9465 3 жыл бұрын
We need more MMMONEH!
@majorleaguefoodgaming
@majorleaguefoodgaming 3 жыл бұрын
“Very popular with murderers, these cars” “Yeh”
@Gt4wayDr1vR
@Gt4wayDr1vR 2 жыл бұрын
0:44 I laugh at this everytime😂
@xNiDrOx
@xNiDrOx 2 жыл бұрын
This compilation series is fun
@Heidegaff
@Heidegaff 2 жыл бұрын
Clarkson didn't get fat, he just got more american.
@lopaca97
@lopaca97 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 OMG
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 жыл бұрын
?
@A_Buster9693
@A_Buster9693 Жыл бұрын
4:35 this explains why Hammond can't make it around a corner without crashing his vehicle
@thegameshowgeek
@thegameshowgeek 3 жыл бұрын
"The steering wheel is on the wrong side..." Thank you for your help, LENO!
@aspielm759
@aspielm759 3 жыл бұрын
Best thing I ever heard was about someone putting something that doesn’t take belong into the microwave, and the friend of the 2 Brits was wondering why they would do that, before her friend comes to the conclusion:”They’re American, they put everything into the microwave”
@Notorious40z
@Notorious40z 3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson could tell American jokes all night this is comedy GOLD
@modelreviews3705
@modelreviews3705 2 жыл бұрын
330 Americans disliked this video
@thesuperbsuperb
@thesuperbsuperb 2 жыл бұрын
You're likely correct but I'd wager many more Americans liked this video. I say this as an American who doesn't understand some of my fellow citizens thin skinned predisposition.
@shawnnewcomer4879
@shawnnewcomer4879 3 жыл бұрын
I expect this series of videos to top out at about 30 parts.
@magas_tou_votanikou
@magas_tou_votanikou 3 жыл бұрын
"you dont know man you weren't there"🤣🤣🤣
@stanleywoods6764
@stanleywoods6764 2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to say thank you to all the Americans that didn’t get all defensive, and actually found this funny.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly: We are all different. (Monty Python- Life of Brian moment!) we should be able to take the mickey...the piss...whatever...out of each other. Without this wokeness shite that is destroying us all. I love/hate Americans...for all the right reasons!
@naymuln
@naymuln 3 жыл бұрын
Well you got yourself 1000th (?) subscriber mate.
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
Not yet, im gonna unsubscribe to myself from my other 2 accounts
@naymuln
@naymuln 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mustang150y why would you do that!
@vicious6661982
@vicious6661982 3 жыл бұрын
0:34 that guy is litterally one burger away from die
@gamble900amt
@gamble900amt 3 жыл бұрын
i’m here in 2020, say hi random recommendation from the future 👋🏻
@oldtimer4791
@oldtimer4791 3 жыл бұрын
Mentions Tahiti: Dutch: “We just need some more time, and some more money... damnit Mr.Clarkson. ...I HAD. A GOD. DAMN. PLAN!
@walterwhite8477
@walterwhite8477 3 жыл бұрын
We just need more money in our pockets
@charlotteleates9375
@charlotteleates9375 3 жыл бұрын
“That sounds like a wheelie bin” 😂
@SidsterOTR
@SidsterOTR 3 жыл бұрын
4:41. Only goes on to say, Hammond is right. Trump pronounced Vivekananda as vivekamunnnanda, when he came to India.
@kentstructures4388
@kentstructures4388 3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson speaking to an American: " We gave you heavy metal, but look what you gave us, Gangster Rap!'.
@stevefg3067
@stevefg3067 3 жыл бұрын
We Americans tried offering dentist too, but they don’t want them.
@johnbeaker8721
@johnbeaker8721 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevefg3067 Haha what a great and not at all outdated stereotype.
@deaddoll1361
@deaddoll1361 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnbeaker8721 It's like the big-mouthed Yank stereotype. Maybe that's why they're so keen on dental work, it's always on display.
@jennifercox225
@jennifercox225 2 жыл бұрын
@@deaddoll1361 We gave you rock and roll. The Beatles themselves were massive fans of American music. Plenty of British people and even British musicians were massive fans of American music. Does Jerem Clarkson not know that or did he forget that?
@jennifercox225
@jennifercox225 2 жыл бұрын
@@deaddoll1361 Do you really think Jeremy CLarkson is not being big mouthed here? The big mouthed rude arrogant awful human being trope applies to the british person here aka Jeremy Clarkson.
@Raven-uu7lb
@Raven-uu7lb 3 жыл бұрын
0:23 even the camera crew laugh at his jokes 😂
@zulfikeralikhanchowdhury3129
@zulfikeralikhanchowdhury3129 3 жыл бұрын
5:06 Vietnam, You don’t know man, you weren’t there.
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg 7 ай бұрын
Clarkson is insulting Vietnam too eh?
@LB_Amerijuanican
@LB_Amerijuanican 3 жыл бұрын
never gets old
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 3 жыл бұрын
You don't know man. You weren't there. 😂😂😂😂
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 3 жыл бұрын
4:46 ARTHUR, WE'RE GOING TO TAHITI
@arttukivisto5125
@arttukivisto5125 3 жыл бұрын
man of culture here
@walktroughman1952
@walktroughman1952 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad there's the men of culture here who get the unintentional reference lmao
@BEA57KL
@BEA57KL 3 жыл бұрын
“You dont know man! You werent there!” Hahahahahaha kills me
@aShiteShot
@aShiteShot 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@goodiesify
@goodiesify 3 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the free world” aged well.
@TheBeatlesShow
@TheBeatlesShow 3 жыл бұрын
The UK is far ahead of the USA in just about EVERY human rights list on the planet.........Clarkson has every reason to brag and be proud.
@daijirokatoh3769
@daijirokatoh3769 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBeatlesShow most European countries have more rights and freedoms than the US, they don't know it because it is happening outside of their borders
@-ftang.5-15
@-ftang.5-15 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of triggered Americans in this comment section is a thing of beauty
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? I see alot idiots claiming to be from the UK talking shit and being really stupid.
@joe_3105
@joe_3105 3 жыл бұрын
4:47 Red Dead Redemption 2 fans know this joke
@th0mas_papill0n3
@th0mas_papill0n3 3 жыл бұрын
I have a plan!
@mullerman1104
@mullerman1104 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Germany annexed Austria, Belgium, Denmark, the Czech Republic, Slowakia and Switzerland on that map.
@ml9849
@ml9849 3 жыл бұрын
It is the funniest when you know where most Americans have their roots.
@benth290
@benth290 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the dumb ones left.
@stejer211
@stejer211 3 жыл бұрын
South East Asia?
@creatinegains
@creatinegains 3 жыл бұрын
Germany, a class or two lower than the current Germans
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 жыл бұрын
"You're telling us we European!? Ain't no way we from those commie, healthcare-loving bastards."
@monsieurpoisson8163
@monsieurpoisson8163 3 жыл бұрын
@@ajstevens1652 you have a license for that opinion?
@yasirebdelmelik9278
@yasirebdelmelik9278 3 жыл бұрын
What a legend
@woundedsoldier1766
@woundedsoldier1766 3 жыл бұрын
I remember there was a bit about the American greenest car of the year....that was so funny!
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
That was more of impersonating them instead of roasting them
@Matthew-tn5zq
@Matthew-tn5zq 3 жыл бұрын
As an American, these clips are some of the funniest
@sreejas3503
@sreejas3503 3 жыл бұрын
Ok. No one cares
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 жыл бұрын
@@sreejas3503 No
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 The ghosts of ANZAC soldiers at Gallipoli have entered the chat.
@theant9821
@theant9821 3 жыл бұрын
But not the British army soldiers at gallipoli? (more than half of the allied soldiers there) Don't really understand the Australia/ Canada/new Zealand obsession with gallipoli, it wasn't the biggest battle for any of those three countries let alone campaign it was relatively minor compared to the western front.
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 3 жыл бұрын
@@theant9821 I don't understand the obsession my country has with it either. But nevertheless, every year, March 25 it's dredged back into public consciousness again. Mainly the whole idea that the ANZACS took the hills, and got fired upon by the British Naval artillery (thinking they were firing upon the Turks). Hence my comment. Nah the battle of Paschendale or the Somme were far more deadly battlefields by numbers. For some reason our countries treat Gallipoli as "the moment our nation stepped out of the colonial shadow" or some such Nationalistic claptrap. Should have just let you Brits sort out your own problems. We have two lovely islands down here, and we're doing alright without all your royalist infighting and European landgrabbing power struggles, thankyou.
@0Zolrender0
@0Zolrender0 3 жыл бұрын
@@RatelHBadger well said mate.
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 жыл бұрын
@@RatelHBadger why do talk about it like it's still happening? Should it not be water under the bridge by now?
@fullysickshuffler666
@fullysickshuffler666 3 жыл бұрын
@@theant9821 Because it was one of the first major military action Australia ever took part in, its part of our history, our ancestors went there, fought there and died there.
@Sobostar
@Sobostar 3 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot the bit from The Grand Tour Season 3 episode where the trio had a road trip with their RV's, the bit is from when they're camping at night by a lake Hammond's claim everyone in America believes in Aliens and then Clarkson says "It's a same as 80% of the American people doesn't have a passport" lol
@sduncan000
@sduncan000 2 жыл бұрын
Don't need a passport.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 2 жыл бұрын
"might offer him a burger" *quite a large man appears* lol
@user-fk9md2il4d
@user-fk9md2il4d 3 жыл бұрын
The infrastructure looks like a third world Country
@fazelino6251
@fazelino6251 Жыл бұрын
“249 years of independence and that’s the best they can do” best quote 😂😂😂😂
@speed12gaming16
@speed12gaming16 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this show as a kid I never understood any of the jabs or references about my country, but I’ve got to admit now that I’m older it’s funny as hell 😂
@TiagoFerreira20930
@TiagoFerreira20930 2 жыл бұрын
0:45 I know I would. And I'm not even American 😂
@youraverageguy7842
@youraverageguy7842 2 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the free world you’ll like it here” masterpiece of comedy
@walerhisenberg7991
@walerhisenberg7991 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Watching it Clarkson: Why The 1970s American cars are awful? Doug DeMuro: That's kind of a disappointment
@robotomo4249
@robotomo4249 2 жыл бұрын
2:39 Thee steering wheel is aun tha wroaung saade
@davidlee6117
@davidlee6117 9 ай бұрын
Miss the old Top Gear trio. Clarkson is f Ing brilliant!
@sduncan000
@sduncan000 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is funny - and typically his humor is said while looking in a mirror as most of it really does apply to himself.
@hubertdenise3100
@hubertdenise3100 2 жыл бұрын
America: The B tech version of Europe
@UserName-om6ft
@UserName-om6ft 2 жыл бұрын
Europe currently in a warzone, still has multiple crazy dictators in their continent, and is at higher risk to getting nuked by Putin
@nikolaikola8925
@nikolaikola8925 3 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
@olivermalpas-sands1081
@olivermalpas-sands1081 2 жыл бұрын
I love the last scene 😂
@aroncastrejon4136
@aroncastrejon4136 Жыл бұрын
“You weren’t there!” Lmfaooooooo
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