Kill Tony #82 (Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky)

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6 жыл бұрын

Another great episode that's not on KZfaq yet.
Okay, I'm biased, I'm a huge fan of Your Mom's House.
MACHINES WITHIN...if u know what I mean:)
Anyway, another blast from the past, to help us through KT's short hiatus (Tony is in Australia).
Shot at the Comedy Store on Dec 1st 2014.
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Peace...und alles Gute:)

Пікірлер: 246

@JRay1980 6 жыл бұрын

"you guys are doing good! Come home later for Moose soup!"

@achtungfernglas 6 жыл бұрын

try it out

@will1718 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I was a fan of this 8 years ago and could have gone to a show

@deadkennady 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for keepin the KT show high and tight.

@holynickskates 6 жыл бұрын

Like 12 benadryl before this makes it 10x better

@mikehawk8276 6 жыл бұрын

Bernt Chrashler than smoke your weed

@l1z4rd4 6 жыл бұрын

*y'our

@EGoltz 6 жыл бұрын

Bernt Chrashler oh I did that of course but it made the audio sound like trash. But theres no way Redban is that shitty at his job so it must be me

@FungusMossGnosis 6 жыл бұрын

_rub, rub, rub, rub..._

@__loafy__ 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking Sarah Weinshenk is funny. origin of the cringe right here

@georgethomas5417 Жыл бұрын

This was the most constructive kill Tony episode lol Tom and Christina are way to nice and helpful for this show lol

@r.alexander9075 5 ай бұрын

Unless youre a poor lol 😂

@heartagramskater21 4 жыл бұрын

Here from 2020, it’s hilarious they talk about Cosby a bunch and talk about Jared from subway like he’s cool, because his news hadn’t broke yet. Little did they know...

@briannuessler4524 6 жыл бұрын

This must be old if they're talking about Jared from Subway in a good light lol

@guilty326 5 жыл бұрын

They need to have tom back so they can talk about this podcast specifically lol

@ZMB-on5ub 3 жыл бұрын

Cousin played at the same table as Jared in Vegas. Said he was tall and a douche. This was pre-child rape.

@gioponce7788 3 жыл бұрын

U can tell its an old video cause of the shitty quality

@roscoe4092 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZMB-on5ub you mean before it came public, fairly sure he was doing that the whole time lol

@GriseldaxDOOM 2 жыл бұрын

@@roscoe4092 clearly Tom hung out with him every single day based on his story and would’ve known that!

@briannuessler4524 6 жыл бұрын

Brian Redban: "The Rworld Famous Comedy Store"

@MANC2311 6 жыл бұрын

T-16.

@ryanexsus 6 жыл бұрын

Crazy isn't it? Crazy isn't it?

@0031slipknot 5 жыл бұрын

Why do all of Redban's noises have to be 1000 times louder than anything else?

@justinmayo19 6 жыл бұрын

Tom and Christina at 10:30 , First Comedian picked out of the vessel at 28:10

@Justin-lg1qb 5 жыл бұрын

Harshank thank you.

@ole_limberlegs 3 жыл бұрын

Saved it. Thank you. 😊

@hijodechago 2 жыл бұрын

*bucket of Destiny 🙄

@melissaattaway7426 Жыл бұрын

I didn't see this comment in time. I always skip at least the first 5 to 10 minutes because of how slow this podcast is to actually start. But this one was absolutely agregious in its slowness and procrastination. I came into the comments to warn people that it doesn't say until about 40 minutes in. Literally half of the entire podcast goes by before anything even remotely watchable happens. Don't know why that smarmy corpse does this, but its annoying as fuck. On behalf of everyone that enjoys watching when it actually starts, thank you for time stamping. Even though I figured it out the hard way. I guess they had to waste a bunch of time to make up for the lack of comedic improvisation on stage this episode.

@melissaattaway7426 Жыл бұрын

To be clear, I like tom and Christina, but they are pretty bland without a topic to attach to. So maybe this was for the better. God knows Tony ain't gonna carry the show. He may be the host, but lets be honest, Tony is capable of being funny, but he ain't a great host.

@mantissitnam8827 4 жыл бұрын

Listening to this, turns my ears into a stethoscope!

@InnerLuminosity 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@pseudopseudonym2500 Жыл бұрын

whenever i see the mommies, i turn into a telescope!

@ZeusGExactly Жыл бұрын

@@pseudopseudonym2500 I fucking love this fan base so much

@pseudopseudonym2500 Жыл бұрын

@@ZeusGExactly keep em high and tight brah. 👖👖👖

@brandonboyce4180 4 жыл бұрын

Is anyone here featherin it?

@unclej1832 3 жыл бұрын

Hey how did u get a job here fuckface???

@alecpowers3453 3 жыл бұрын

Blackmail

@vxn490 6 жыл бұрын

"COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE"

@jiminyfriggit2334 6 жыл бұрын

silversands rerld famous

@OneWhiteGuy 6 жыл бұрын

Wrold famous redban

@spaghettienforcer4896 6 жыл бұрын

Tim and Christine, my favorites!

@iandicarlo96 3 жыл бұрын

Tuning in again after watching episode 499 (after Donnell left) to watch Tim Warner!

@iandicarlo96 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I remember all of it, but I forgot all about it. Glad I watched again. 100% one of the best set/interview combo in Kill Tony history

@kevinsiedenburg4955 Жыл бұрын

Just watched the Donnell Debacle, and immediately was like “I know this Tim-dude”, and sure enough, said he was on way back when. Is 6-years the longest gap between bucket pulls?

@sj205 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for uploading all these KT episodes! Respect 🤙

@theallstatecutchx8451 3 жыл бұрын

“Christina patinsky” 😂😅

@Julianbarastas0 Жыл бұрын

23:39 They speak positively about “jared” from subway😭

@OUTLAWinTX 2 жыл бұрын

0:02 EVERY podcast i hear Redban say "world" i just laugh. He pronounces it as "RORLD" There is no wuh sound anywhere. Rorld famous. Everytime i promise you

@RetrospectWindow 2 жыл бұрын

Again at 2:15! You’re right!

@paharnickrb Жыл бұрын

Actually its wrold :)

@mikehawk8276 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao one of the best kill Tony's

@billykobilca6321 6 жыл бұрын

This room has a quality all its own.

@iProxEXOTiXZz 6 жыл бұрын

Piss on me beat me do whatever you want right Tom

@danielkress5183 5 жыл бұрын

Try it out lol

@ericwilliams2185 5 жыл бұрын

Damn Christina, looking amazing!

@GoroStern 6 жыл бұрын

This is seriously one of the best fucking kill Tony episodes of all time lol

@jayess9892 3 ай бұрын

Minute 40…. Is Tony talking about Eric Andre? Sounds like he’s describing Eric the whole time, pulls up in a Toyota in full caveman makeup minutes before the shoot, cracks everyone up, directs the commercial…

@conormcgregor722 6 жыл бұрын

That guy just blatantly stole Doug Stanhope's Mitch Hedburg heroin joke then doesn't put him on his mount rushmore lol..

@aligatorsandwitch72 3 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought

@chimranzeerambam1453 6 жыл бұрын

I know someone who named their cat Charles Manson, everytime you pet it your hands would stink like piss.

@Dev-cc4dx 6 жыл бұрын

machines within

@RUREDY2ROK Ай бұрын

Toms " fuckin guys, seriously" was the funniest part

@mrgalactus7264 5 жыл бұрын

I tried it out. Got pissed on and beaten.

@stephen32frazier 5 жыл бұрын

Thats crazy they mentioned Roseanne when they were talking about Cosby. Fast forward to Dec 2018, one year later, and Roseanne ends up going down as well.

@KURM654 4 жыл бұрын

Tom is sitting on a gold mine with that Jared bit given how things went down

@donutfam4421 6 жыл бұрын

I am just trying to practice on my flow.

@EGoltz 6 жыл бұрын

apples mass murder from the grave, got a terminater gun, T-17 just practicing ma flow.

@Googleaccount_2 6 жыл бұрын

machines within !

@EGoltz 6 жыл бұрын

bob ma jeans within

@StackinCash420 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious that they go from talking shit on Cosby, to praising Jared haha

@matthewgautier5317 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious that they're talking about Jared like that lol

@AeRandyllValenLord 2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who is mad that Tony and brian can’t tell the difference between a stormtrooper and a clone trooper?

@AnnaBananaRepublic Жыл бұрын

Your autism is showing 😉

@V8chump Жыл бұрын

I’d bet this guy is a shitload of fun to hangout with

@dejay20001 Жыл бұрын

@@V8chumpwhat an original comment

@Gaijins Жыл бұрын

It’s funny when you remember Brian said he wanted to be like Chris Ward, who is basically THE nerd comedian/rapper.

@ehafh 6 жыл бұрын

🍕 hi mommies 🍕

@_SaXoN_ 6 жыл бұрын

my poop is black but it wont be that easy...................why who.....

@DaRkw1ngCS2 6 жыл бұрын

hey jeans

@__loafy__ 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine letting Joe Rogan convince you this is funny.

@slimlokz559 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck ymh this is kill tony

@joeyjiggy-bippers6382 3 жыл бұрын

Good morning my jeans above 18

@masonrice7824 4 жыл бұрын

This podcast is either ear rapingly loud or way too quiet. But damn do I love it.

@jimcatanzaro7808 Жыл бұрын

Redban sucks that’s why

@riftrulek4d 10 ай бұрын

@@jimcatanzaro7808 hes doing it on his phone to be fair

@dclnmre 6 жыл бұрын

Damn this tripped me out ! I thought it was a new podcast for a second.. I can deal with this though

@troybranch9720 2 жыл бұрын

Jared must of been trying to see if he was down for a lil pep.

@MrSpunkyflunky Жыл бұрын

Coming back and watching this year's later it's funny they aren't calling any comedians up

@bigleebrink 6 жыл бұрын

Redban's Dolphin hat is merchandise of Jasper Dolphin from rap group Odd Future.

@ninejdan9 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know my headphones could get so loud.

@whatthe5954 6 жыл бұрын

got a gun, terminator gun

@achtungfernglas 6 жыл бұрын

hundred percent :)

@JesusHComedy 6 жыл бұрын

innocence innoncent incident innocence incident crazy isnt it?

@achtungfernglas 6 жыл бұрын

DROP THAT VERSE

@FungusMossGnosis 6 жыл бұрын

Innocence, frankincense, immanence, Michael Pence, inside dense, dissidence, indolence, rub rub rub, imminence.

@bradwinslow3450 5 жыл бұрын

I thought this was America... did y'all forget about insurgents? Come on now, recalibrate your instruments while we discuss this cognitive dissonance with our venomous mistresses in our tents.

@bradwinslow3450 5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, that comment was the result of my impotence. Forgive me, if you're Catholic you too have sins you rinse if you have common sense.

@BradyHold 6 жыл бұрын

Weird subway Jared talk takes me back

@hellenkellerandfriends2729 6 жыл бұрын

Brady Hold to being molested??

@erikvilla10 3 жыл бұрын

Love seeing Todd and Tina

@SiphiliSx 7 ай бұрын

Tina's hair turns me into a telescope.

@jtrax7306 6 жыл бұрын

Machines within

@achtungfernglas 6 жыл бұрын

CRAZY ISN'T IT

@OneWhiteGuy 6 жыл бұрын

The wrold famous redban

@Buelr 2 жыл бұрын

All these early episodes are ruined because of redban the “sound engineer”

@elchiponr1 6 жыл бұрын

christina porjoefnenfenwcky is insane, good luck tom, may the gods bless you

@rodriguezro9999 6 жыл бұрын

Try it out.

@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 6 жыл бұрын

ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE

@SyphexGaming 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks bud

@jacobjames3920 6 жыл бұрын

I just liked your comment because of your profile picture.

@Demifiend91 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah igota gun, gotta terminater gyuuuuuun

@EGoltz 6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Raynor fuck! Your doin good!

@Demifiend91 6 жыл бұрын

mike kletorez CALM DOWN LAIDER FUR MOOSE SOOP

@FungusMossGnosis 6 жыл бұрын

My jeans were thin, my jeans were thin...

@julianmakara4770 3 жыл бұрын

I miss this .....

@getfunnyordiebombing 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit am I glad they change them the kitty sound and the bear sound it’s obnoxious in these old videos …love the podcast

@getfunnyordiebombing 2 жыл бұрын

I guess it’s just not for headphones or car speakers cause fucking every once in a while it blows my ears out

@MMXX_CE 3 жыл бұрын

I bet he was talking about the John Lehr caveman actor. He seems like the kind of guy to show up in full caveman makeup.

@christophernagel2575 6 жыл бұрын

This is almost but not quite as exciting as a new king ass ripper vid

@christophernagel2575 6 жыл бұрын

Chips in a bowl type shit

@williamhenderson2661 2 жыл бұрын

Ruroldwide!

@TyDickler 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you Achtung!

@thestrongdadprotocol 2 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious watching this as they bash Bill Cosby and then talk about how good of a person Jared from Subway is. A lot changes 🤣

@ansoitgoes 6 жыл бұрын

Just glassin... try it out

@budzion8800 6 жыл бұрын

You're doing good, come down later for some moose soup

@james0309 6 жыл бұрын

hey hitlers

@EGoltz 6 жыл бұрын

james 030 Sup Kane!

@sadfaceteef3300 6 жыл бұрын

thank you, achtung god

@complexend4133 6 ай бұрын

"its like your moms house and kill tony in a parallel usinerse" XD did anyone else catch that? its cause he thought that your mom's house was a podcast about moms

@dRoscoAZ 8 ай бұрын

1:16:30 It's funny and ironic how little this means now haha 😂

@ZMB-on5ub 3 жыл бұрын

Tony for sure whispered "D'elia?"

@complexend4133 6 ай бұрын

LOL the roseanne jinx

@MrHollablack 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ is there any way to modulate the volume? Fucking hell

@jlucas1391 6 жыл бұрын

Much love no hate!

@joshuabeach6821 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, what did Josh Martin do to get suspended??!!

@jordanlayton6540 5 жыл бұрын

Lol the only reputable sitcom star from that Era is now Roseanne 😂 😂 😂

@CrityCrit 3 жыл бұрын

Get them both on again please

@will1718 2 жыл бұрын

and on a depressing or uplifting side note Tim Warner is actually homeless again 8 years later today.....

@34577245 6 жыл бұрын

when was the first episode that pat was on as the bandleader?

@boolranch6755 6 жыл бұрын

Gotta gun gotta Terminator gun

@MVJ3 6 жыл бұрын

Epic episode.

@tradelikezach 6 жыл бұрын

is tony sitting on a bar stool? he looks tall af

@Dev-cc4dx 6 жыл бұрын

terminator gun

@bojr8808 Ай бұрын

How long do we have to hear a gay guys song before the episodes starts??

@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Жыл бұрын

Whoa weinshank origin episode

@joeltt1233 4 жыл бұрын

where'd the band?

@chiclit78 6 жыл бұрын

F all the haters

@atomicboomstick2543 6 жыл бұрын

RosewoodApocalypse much love no hate

@spakjoeXD 6 жыл бұрын

6:00 to skip the Patty Regan song.

@scottwood5957 6 жыл бұрын

You're the best bro

@GoroStern 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks 🙏🏻

@hankdrankflintjuice2064 3 жыл бұрын

2020

@williamivy7117 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I live in Tuscaloosa

@ryansharpe5116 6 жыл бұрын

Jared subway before he got caught damn im late af at watching this 💩

@oldmanfivetimes 10 күн бұрын

Isn’t the geico cave man Eric Andre?

@laplantski Жыл бұрын

Is this the premier of Shanks as we know her?

@christiangarcia7663 5 жыл бұрын

Any fuckin day we can start the show.............

@lullivan6502 Жыл бұрын

All I’m gonna say.. haven’t seen any bumper stickers saying AJ was wrong yknow what I mean.

@Lynxchillin08 5 жыл бұрын

Did Christina predict the Hitler dog guy ? At around 16:00

@claudes.whitacre1241 6 жыл бұрын

28:00 before the first comedian.

@bmc1717 4 ай бұрын

I know…the show these days is much tighter!!

@JustinBlazzzee Жыл бұрын

28:31 is that Rosanne in the crowd?

@nathanfernaays3032 Жыл бұрын

Damn, Tom almost got that guy to admit to being a chomo!