"The blood of Minos stains your hands" and you can literally see Minos on v1's hand lol

cant wait for people fight all 3 prime souls with only feedbacker

Sisyphus: "You can't escape-" Minos: "-Judgement." Like an old married couple about to dropkick me back to the big bang.

Don't worry guys, this is just training for the secret p-4 level where you fight all of the prime souls

"Thy end is now!" "BE GONE!" "Prepare thyself!" "DESTROY" "This will hurt." "Die!" "Thy end is now!" "You can't escape!"

Imagine how infuriating it would be from their perspective. Fighting an enemy that heals themselves when they attack you, and heal to full if they parry you, moves around like crazy, and has a bunch of different weapons.

It's neat how they alternate when they do their attacks to create an inescapable whirlwind of whatever prime souls are made of

This really puts into perspective why the Kingdom of Heaven is so scared of Prime Souls. *_And of V1._*

Flesh prison and Minos are short kings

At what point is this considered Masochism?

I love how it went from 5 min to 62 min in this fight in just 3 minutes. Time travel is wonderful.

It really does show up onto the reasons that Minos is easier. His attacks have less reach, they're less frequent, and throughout the entire engagement he keeps a parryable attacks which now gives you not only full health but full stamina

2:10 if you liked "Hit Minos in the Pinos", you'll enjoy "Hit Sisyphus in the Phallus"

It'd be interesting if there were some unique dialogues in something like the sandbox if you spawned both of them together. "Minos? I heard you were killed at the hands of Gabriel" "It will take him more than my body's destruction to put an end to my life" Just a little easter egg of some kind.

Someone give him a windows activation key, he deserves it

every cool synced attack moment that i noticed while watching at 0.25x speed: 1:48 - Roundhouse Kick and Judgement one after the other 1:52 - V1 is pinched between Minos's DIE and Sisyphus's combo 1:55 - Minos's snake breaking almost lines up with the finishing shockwave of 'You can't escape' 1:58 - Minos goes up alongside the BE GONE shockwave 1:59 - Overhead and slam at the same time 2:03 - Sisyphus lands the DESTROY uppercut, sending V1 up and causing Minos to pattern-break and attempt an uppercut as well 2:05 - DIE and BE GONE lined up to make a cool double-shockwave 2:07 - Minos does an overhead slam and Sisyphus does a kick from the side 2:08 - they both go up at the same time 2:10 - Sisyphus's stomp lines up perfectly with Minos's DIE 2:11 - Sissy gets hit in the glizzy 2:13 - Sisyphus's slam lines up with Minos's second phase (or maybe he damaged Minos and made him enter second phase lol) 2:15 - Minos rushes in and tries to hit V1 away from Sisyphus while he's taunting 2:17 - Both of them go into the air again 2:18 - BE GONE and snake at the same time 2:21 - Sisyphus attempts an uppercut and Minos does a stomp right after which looks really cool 2:22 - Both ranged attacks at the same time 2:27 - BE GONE right after DIE 2:32 - both 4-hit combo moves 2:35 - Finishing stomp and DIE almost at the same time 2:37 - BE GONE lines up with one of Minos's kicks 2:41 - perfect double-overhead 2:44 - even Minos's death explosion lines up with the shockwave of BE GONE yeah i had nothing better to do

You have got to turn on bottplog support to really experience this greatness

I like how Sisyphus says "CRUSH" in all caps, like he knows Minos said that too.

The most over the top anime fight of all time comes not from an anime or fighting game. But from a robot reading the Bible and going “this is whack lemme see this for myself”

More like 'Trying to Develop Epilepsy and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at the Same Time'.

you can really tell the difference in their fighting styles. Minos is way more focused on melee combat, using everything he has to get close to you. While sisyphus is in no way defensive, his moveset is centered around AoE explosions/shockwaves and some combos thrown in-between. I can't even imagine how long taking both of them down could've taken lol

Im imagining a layer 9 secret encounter with "sissy" and "pinos", like how the double encounters have seperate names

Pinosphus prime is what I would call this

Honestly, this would be a cool boss fight for a P-3, fighting two prime souls at once and both having different combat styles(Cain and Abel prime?) and the only way to truly slay them would to defeat both around the same time.

cant wait till later in the game when these guys become common enemies like the other bosses, also really scared to see these boys with radiance

Y'know, before trying Ultrakill for myself, these kind of videos were literally drugs straight to my brain, can't comprehend crap about what's happening. After playing Ultrakill, I'm now genuinely in awe how they keep track of when to parry from a 0.4 second sound effect while dealing with teleporting scumbags.

2:40 minos and sisyphus doing the same move in the air at the same time Besties goals

Ornstein and Smough do be looking very different now

"Humans aren't suposed to do this sh1t, we're supose to be harvesting weat and... dying of small pox" - Max0r

Therapist:Minorstein and Sismough aren't real and they can't hurt you Minorstein and Sismough:

youve given me some good ideas for dodging syphilis didnt think alot of those attacks could be dodged like that i will start fighting him again when im able to p rank up to that point in the level

all this, but you still have not activated windows?

I just love them both screaming at you. The voice work combined with all the other sounds just makes, such an experience.

now do minos + sysiphus + activate windows

It's funny how flesh panopticon is so much of a joke that it just dies while you focus fire flesh prison

Can't wait for the P-P, where you'll fight the 3 prime souls, in full radiant, and then fight god himself

Uktrakill community: I want stronger battles, I WANT WAR Hakita: fuck off bruh

I love how Sisyphus made everyone use the screwdriver without telling them to, I wonder if that was intentional from Hakita

I need a good “Judgement” and “Begone” in sync perfectly lol

i love how minos is made even more dangerous because sisyphus taeks your attention away from him, and vice versa

Ladies and gentlemen, he did it. He ULTRAKILLED™

They work so well together this should be official there should be an actual Sisyphus and minos boss fight

Minos looks like Sisyphus's summon

when P-ranking full game isn't enough to flex:

I got a feeling that something like this will happen at some point where you fight multiple prime souls at the same time and it will only be suffering

Sisyphus saying this will hurt and minos immediately saying DIE is so violent

"The blood of Minos stains your hands" Mininos in his hand: 0

"The blood of King Minos stains your hands" he says while V1 is holding a tiny king minos.

62 minutes I bet you don’t regret a SECOND of it

Minos Prime: Die! Sisphus Prime: you cant Escape V1: *parrys every attack*

I have never played ultrakill before but im really amazed by the players who played it like they are very skilled at catching the enemy movement and dashing all around the map

I wish we actually got to fight the Flesh Panopticon

Fighting all 3 prime souls AND something wicked at the same time. That sounds like a good idea

at 3:05 you can see "Go to settings to activate windows" in the bottom right corner

I love the choked nuke boost at the end

Reminds me of the dark souls Boss Vs. Boss videos. You put 2 bosses next to each other and then realize one is so much bigger than you always thought they were.

You guys have to appreciate this work, 174 tries, 1 hour, yeah this guy needs to be subbed, he worked way to damn hard just to make this video with no commentary. (Kinda)

The fact that he also played through the whole level

now imagine them working like tundra and agony where they can resurrect themselves unless they die at the same time

The next prison will be a ball The next soul will be baller

2:41 that overhead sync tho!

"the blood of minos stains your hands..." V1 : dude he's literally right here sisyphus : how the fu-

Undoubtably the coolest shit ive seen in a video game period

Alright, I now understand why the human soul has the potential to go Prime. So if you go to hell, at least you know that you can turn demigod-like.

Would honestly look forward to fighting their remnant imprints in P3 for entry to the boss room.

sooooo... can you play the entire game while being chased by those 2? it would be amazing

"Child of man..." "AND DIE" "Press 'R' to-"

Its intimadting how sisyphus makes minos look puny

I swear at some point were just going to get a bonus challenge with the three sanctums together P-S WE THREE KINGS

Well done! When P-3 drops I look forward to seeing all three done simultaneously >:)

1:51 oh my GOD bro can see the future

This isn’t masochism, it’s bromance

This resonates with me deeply as a college student

the attempted railcannon nuke boost at the end really nails it in for me. Trying to look cool after pulling off a back flip and getting your pants caught on the door energy

Sisyphus: “Prepare for trouble!” Minos: “And make it double!”

ultrakill players achieving a higher plane of consciousness just to kill virtual god:

pretty sick, i like seeing stuff like this where theres still a couple mistakes here and there. Makes it feel like an actual humans doing it lmfao.

“YOU CANT ESCAPE-“ “-JUDGEMENT!”

Thanks! This was the first ever video that introduced me ultrakill it just popped in my recommended and I watched it then got hooked.

Activate windows 💀

Reminder that minos was trapped in the prison before forming atall and sisyphis was put in his almost immediately after forming, these 2 are nowhere near their full strength when fought

"The blood of Minos stains your hands" V1: "look at this cool action figure I got"

I like how you are mostly shooting sysiphus and minos is like a little kid screaming and running around trying to catch you

Now I feel like a clown against a simple machine

I didnt you pressing X on the are you sure? thing still opens the door, if i had to guess thats hell its self talking to you and opening the door anyway

OH MY GOD, SISYPHUS IS THE INTERNAL VOICE OF Disco Elysium!!!!

A beautiful video of Sisyphus and Minos's honeymoon 🥰

Ok but real talk, what if p-3 is a double battle against 2 prime souls 👀

I am just think, what if you don't kill Minos, and come on P-2? Will Sisyphus have same line, about blood of Minos?

The fact that you placed the Flesh Prison *in* the Panopticon makes me want to scream.

This is probably gonna be the room to be able to beat in order to fight the boss of P-3

damn, double trouble indeed.

dude are you ok

POV: Gabriel is about to get DESTROYed as JUDGEMENT for his crimes

ultrakill players when they see a dust particle coming at them at 0.2 mph: press f

I don’t know where to put this but there’s an Easter egg with Sisyphus Prime He’ll crouch dash at you like it’s tekken sometimes if you’re far away instead of walking towards you

2 prime souls are still not enough to kill a fuckin gopro

1:Hey ya remember how it was like ? 2:remember how it was what ? 1:understanding what's happening on your screen 2:...

"a visitor? hmm... indeed, i have" -Sisyphus Prime

nowdo it with no damage