Tony always dressed up like he's fixing a ship in star wars

Ari dressed like he owns David Lucas

Ari looking like he’s about to offer someone an admission ticket for Vault 111.

"This guy's only six years older than me!" -Tony, with a fresh black hair dye job.

*TIME STAMPS* <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="175">2:55</a> Mark Normand, H. Foley, Kevin Ryan <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="287">4:47</a> Ari Matti <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1016">16:56</a> Brian Cook 🪣 Pull 1 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1593">26:33</a> Jay Legend 🪣 Pull 2 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2014">33:34</a> Ari Shaffir <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2340">39:00</a> Tristan Bowling ⭐️ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2957">49:17</a> JC Super Speed 🪣 Pull 3 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="62">1:02</a>:25 Kam Patterson <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="72">1:12</a>:06 Arpit Jain 🪣 Pull 4 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="83">1:23</a>:14 Nick Ferrel 🪣 Pull 5 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a>:59 Sean Stuart 🪣 Pull 6 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="100">1:40</a>:47 Ben Bankas 🪣 Pull 7 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="112">1:52</a>:00 Treasure Jackson 🪣 Pull 8 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="124">2:04</a>:18 William Montgomery 👹

Stonian guy: "Already a rapist, fitting perfectly into american stand up comedy culture 🤣" The american stand up comedians at the table: 😐🤨😶

Rare episode where all the guests contribute and are actually hilarious. Makes the episode so much fun.

I love how the band is playing the Pokémon theme song on the way out such small details

tony always look like he got bit by a zombie 2 hours ago, but doesn’t have the heart to tell anyone

Ari looks like he's going to sell u some timeshares to Jurassic Park

i dont know if its the mushrooms that im on, but the way tony stares at the camera lens during the ad reads actually scares me

Tony saying “shut the fuck up” to audience members is so funny to me 😹

Ari looks like the kind of sheriff that only takes bribes in gold coins

Tony: "He wrote out his jokes, we so rarely see this anymore." William: Who does it every week LOL

Cam Patterson walks up to the mic, takes it off the stand. Before he can speak: Tony: "Cam Patterson, you've done it again"

Ari saying that the Mexican working from home was mowing his own lawn was the joke of the night for me

The Estonian guy is legit a new fav of mine

Ari looks like the guy who goes to the horse races and puts down the horses if they break their leg

as an australian, ari’s line about rugby was really funny except rugby in australia is mainly big islanders running at you and i would say that is much more scary🤣

The people who sued Ari for bringing their 13 year old son to Kill Tony should never be allowed to watch comedy ever again

😂😂😂 the fact the 46 year old Calvary scout misinterpreted Tony’s ‘sandrabbits’ to mean actual rabbits during training

We need Mark Normand, Shane Gillis and Adam Ray on one episode. Edit: I forgot Harland Williams, my bad guys. 😂

“Justin found my wife in a Timberlake “ 😂

Solid episode, good pace, funny bucket pulls, funny panel, regulars were funny with original jokes, Tony didn't obliterate anyones self esteem lol, Redband even had a funny one liner. Great episode.👏🏾🖤

Holy shit, Normand saying the Egyptian girlfriend who looked Indian, "Mmmm, sounds like a pyramid scheme" fucking took me completely out 😂

Seal the airplane door was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

"in that moment I wanna tell him santas not real" lol

I love when Tony says "starlink is a thing that we have here in Texas" while im watching the episode in the French alps with starlink

Kam: N word Tony: “You’ve done it once again, this guys a rockstar”

Ari looks like he just dug up some dinosaur bones 😂

The Indian guy saying they went from getting robbed by Africans to getting robbed by African Americans was great

The guy in the tank top looked like a fusion of Bill Burr and Pat mcafee

Kam Patterson sounds like he’s reading off a teleprompter when he laughs

Redban needs to get a smoke detector battery beep on his soundboard

Redban asking him to say "comedy!" actually read my mind

I don't see enough comments about JC speed, that guy was naturally hilarious and for a first time on stage ? damn that's some natural stage presence... with some proper work on his technique and delivery he'd do really good.

Damn, Redban ages like 10 years per episode

Why does H foley look like the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 😭

The Shylock Holmes joke was the funniest one out of this show!

John Deas knowing the pokemon song is so random, even he was like I cant believe I'm doing this shit

Ari Matti came and just stepped on Hans Kim, Casey Rocket and Kam Patterson. Finally someone's bringing true comedy.

Mark Normand is so damn good with his witty remarks. "he picks you up in the trans am" haha

"We have a lot of Indie comics..." Me: Have you met Arpit? He's an Indi comic....

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="940">15:40</a> when he said “it’s not great if you can count them!” I was fully expecting Mark to give an “….ehh” 😂😂

TRAIN BY DAY , KILL TONY PODCAST BY NIGHT

Ari looks like he’s about to say “See I’m an oil man”

Kill tony just signed a deal with Netflix.

When Kam walked out they were literally playing “where the hood at” 😂😂😂

Foley is such a good sport and takes all the jokes at his expense like a champ!! When Normand was asking for the seatbelt extender and Foley just leaned in and said "Where ya flying to?..... Me and my wife are going on vacation!" I was dying laughing lol, bc everyone hates being next to "that guy" on flights 😂

Redban actually doing his job on the soundboard instead of being too drunk to shuffle was fantastic 😊

That old dude should’ve gotten a big book. 46 is a golden age

OMG the freaking band is going off at the end holy shit! Bro! The band should upload their sets or make an album or something it would be so fire. they are so talented.

Tony talking about Shane bullying him into taking 2x mushrooms is hilarious 😅

The man in the hat abducted my sister.

dude Foley is literally the best ever "you guys got a pretty sweet scene here, pretty sweet scene " hahaha

Tony would use the word “cinnamon” in the spelling bee 😂

Mark Normand is the king of one liners. "Cosby makes a better drink" 😂

Ari Matti is by far the best so far.

Tony sits down when he pees

Mark's soul almost left his body when they suddenly played "down with the sickness" and i couldn't stop watching that shit😂😂😂😂

Why does this thumbnail make it look like Ari is the Mob boss and the other three are his goons 😆

The Lemmy from Motorhead in his last 3 weeks comment was actually pretty funny

I love this show so much and I’m realizing Normand is becoming my favorite comedian he kills on everything I see him on lately

"A young Bill Derr" should've gotten more laughs 😂

How tf did the band pull out the Pokémon theme song!? They truly are the best damn band in the land

Tony never misses his opportunity too say "sandrabbits" lmao 😂

Rotating regulars and it’s just Ari every episode 😂

I swear when Sean Stewart came out i thought it was just uncle Lazer trying to do a skit

That "general custard" joke caused a cramp in my rib😂

Ari looking like a reformed orthodox rabbi.

Redban’s Dueling Banjos on queue was underrated

When Tony laughs he looks like he's being absorbed by The Thing

Vladimir pudding killed me 😂

“That kid had a rough paper route” pure gold will be using it from now on

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3547">59:07</a> you know it was loud when the drummer plugs his ears 😂

Kill tony band is quite literally the best damn band in the land

Ari looks like he's auditioning for epstien island

"Shes a landscaper" was hilarious

Do you guys sell tickets to your shows in Austin???? Or do yall ever come to Dallas or other places, besides NY?

JC was awesome lol

The band immediately playing a Punjabi themed modern pop song immediately after telling the Indian dude his music teacher was horrible was fuckin gold 😂😂😂

i feel like mark normand and foley would be good picks for a planes trains and automobiles reboot

The fact that Tony thinks starlink is just for Austin 😂

Marks random one liners are killing me 😂

It’s 112F degrees in Austin, and Toni is wearing a ski vest…

Seeing Mark Normand in the thumbnail made me really happy. Can't wait.

Tony’s laugh sounds like the TV host from hunger games

"I didn't choose to be an ally...I was drafted" is such a good line

why does foley laugh with his tongue out? i miss my dead dog now

Yo. Whoever the guy is that’s taking care of Dmadness on stage. Youre doing a great job up there

Imma copy and paste the comment I wrote out to share the message and piggyback: I have watched every single Kill Tony within a week of it airing for about 7 months now. I haven't made it through a single Kam appearance in months. I give it a shot maybe 1/2 the time. Please when does he get booted? When he's "developed as a comedian" - like when he's actually funny by himself and not having world-class comedians with combined decades of experience literally writing his jokes? Oh he's writing some of his now. Awesome! A regular on Kill Tony has started writing most of their material on their own, at least they don't repeat them (unfunnily - William makes it work) and has now developed a style that transcends their skin color. Imagine Kam retroactively wasn't black and tried all the same material, would even 1/10 of his sets and especially interviews be funny to Tony? It doesn't stand on its own. Like he doesn't have to not be black and not himself, but it's a crutch and like his whole thing. LIKE EVERYONE HAS A RACE IT'S NOT THAT DEEP. Ari could be funny without being overtly Jewish, Bobby can be without being overtly Asian, most white comedians don't even have the chance to use their race as a schtick, and where is Kam - could you race swap him for a headline set and he'd still be funny? The only reason he is on the show in the first place is because Tony has a complex about black people and David Lucas was going on his own. Like please there's unironically thousands of funnier black people doing comedy in the about 500 comedians there are even in the whole world.

😂 “you have a smell to you” Bro! Lmao

We need Shane Gillis and Dr Phil In the same episode

Ari looks like he's just about to open the world's first Jurassic Park

why does Redman look like he should be checking on spiderman and flirting with his aunt

riddle me this, why would you buy front row tickets to KT for a 13 year old unless you're looking for trouble? if you've ever watch KT the odds of seeing a naked man are high.

Ari looks like a reverse aged Rich Vos

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="578">9:38</a> with Ari laughing so giggly on stage that is so wholesome. I love his enunciation of words

best part is when the crowd cheers at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1605">26:45</a> 😂😂

Mark with the "Helicopter Parent" line was ruthless.